The Topical

The Onion
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Daily podcast.
The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.
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S1 E251
The Final Episode Of The Topical
S1 E251·
May 20, 2021
May 20, 2021
15 mins
S1 E249
Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird
S1 E249·
Feb 4, 2021
Feb 4, 2021
8 mins
S1 E246
Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God
S1 E246·
Feb 1, 2021
Feb 1, 2021
8 mins
S1 E245
Nation’s Hypnotists Announce You Are Now Under Their Command
S1 E245·
Jan 29, 2021
Jan 29, 2021
8 mins
S1 E244
Deer Shot By Obsessed Fan
S1 E244·
Jan 28, 2021
Jan 28, 2021
8 mins
S1 E243
Dept. Of Homeland Security: ‘Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?’
S1 E243·
Jan 27, 2021
Jan 27, 2021
8 mins
S1 E242
Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids
S1 E242·
Jan 26, 2021
Jan 26, 2021
9 mins