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In this episode, we learn that Julian will never be employed as a telegraph operator, but he might have a future as a Soviet janitor named Ivan who works at a nuclear research facility and collects spicy dead pigeons in his spare time. It's OK, the CIA left them for him, he's not weird. Meanwhile, Trace discovers that the world does not in fact revolve around himself… or anyone else, for that matter. If it did, Everyone Dies™ one way or another.

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Here's Trace's photo of the Orion Nebula that made Julian even more jealous than before:

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Julian: "What is the best way to secretly communicate with another person in the same room?" from Art

Trace: "What if the world actually did revolve around a person?" from Swamp Goat & Chris

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