70: The Fortune Teller

April 17
43 mins

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A psychic, a bitcoin influencer, a 70 year-old bank robber, and a University faculty p*rn star walk into a bar....


  • Case #1 - Fortune teller Rose Marks and her eight family members swindle $25 million out of vulnerable (rich) people who just want to curse a few people, is all.  Unfortunately, one of those victims was a famous author with a lot of ex-husbands. (2013)
  • Case #2 - A Bitcoin influencer (oof) paid a group of Los Angeles Sheriff's Deputies $20,000 per day to lure people he had beef with to California… (2026)
  • Case #3 - Kentucky man didn’t want to live with his wife anymore. So, naturally… (2016)
  • Case #4 - A Chancellor and his wife make a p*rn-o... (2023)


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00:00 - Intro / FYI!

02:34 - CASE #1: OPERATION CRYSTAL BALL

06:20 - Archangels, Africa, and 9/11 (in that order)

10:29 - Victims, for better or worse

11:32 - Jude Deveraux, $17 million star witness

17:23 - JUDE'S EX-HUSBAND TAKES THE STAND

26:01 - Outcome / Sentences

27:53 - CASE #2: COPS LOVE EXTORTING FOR BITCOIN BROS?

32:34 - Cringing

34:32 - CASE #3: BANK ROBBER SAYS WIFE IS TO BLAME

35:50 - CASE #4: CHANCELLOR LOVES P*RN, TELLS EVERYONE

40:10 - Reb's Rebuttal






11:17 - Jelly bean trauma?!?!?!?

13:20 - Let's throw a party about it!

18:55 - RAISING CANE'S LAWSUIT

22:30 - Reb's Rebuttal



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