"Now repeat after me: I take you as my lawfully wedded husband. I take you with all your strengths and your many, many faults, and I offer my faults to you, but I'm keeping my strengths for me and my motorcycle gang. I will stick with you forever through health and minor sickness, as long as you don't get me sick. 'Til death or a bad haircut do us part."

The fellas are ordained ministers now—what did it take?? Spoiler, not much.

Some other topics: Sexy lumberjack/blacksmith calendars, raiding on the open seas, patenting a stick.

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