The contest: Have a biography that is as impressive as possible, while requiring the least possible work to get there. (Doctor, race car driver, #1 best-selling author, pig caller, etc.)

The rules: Each week, we pick something we want to add to our bios. We can get there however we want, as long as we meet the minimum requirements.

We will go to the end of the Earth and back to win (as long as it's not too much work).