The nine three half Ass Morning Show.

Three Day two with no Nick, Video journal recording experiences for posterity, terror, diarrhea still prevalent.

Remember to apologize to coworkers for the mess, fear level, letting the listeners down in Nick's absence off the charts.

Ability to masturbate under extreme duress still awesome.

Morning show video log without Nick Day two disconnected, Well, what a nightmare?

Absolute nightmare, good morning, afternoon or evening, depending on where you are at the moment, if you're listening live or podcast, asking whichever description fits you.

We appreciate you checking in on ninety three X again.

It's been a bit of a weird week for us.

Off Tuesday, everybody was sick.

Bummer too because Nick can't be here again today, still not feeling well unfortunately, so I missed my pal, my work husband.

Yeah, are you doing?

Are you gonna be all right?

As you heard, I started a vlog you did video too, Yeah, it's a vlog of the diarrhea.

That part is not shown on cameras.

Okay, I mean I would have watched, but.

You're a good friend, David.

What about the masturbation?

Yeah, now that part is on video, like I said, I'm a good friend, Ashley, like you said.

I wanted that out there.

You know, listen, I was not taught how to show affection.

I don't know how to do it when I'm drunk.

Well, even then, I don't know how to do it.

But i'm that wall is down, I'm more able to do it.

So I don't know how to not sound corny.

I don't know how to not make it weird between all of us here you listening, my coworkers, Dana and Ashley.

But thank you so much for the support.

I was terrified to check text messages.

I've never done this.

I know you're expecting to hear Nick.

I mean, shoot, it's been that way for thirty years.

I hate being out a routine, and I know this affects your routine.

So thank you for the support.

I don't know how much.

I mean, you'll never know what it means to me.

So, like I said, I don't know how to do it without being corny or cheesy.

But I wanted to pass that along because it helped me out a lot, and it's made today a little bit better.

But if there is a God, please God get Nick back tomorrow.

He's got to be feeling better eventually, I hope.

So, I hope it's just the voice.

You know.

I talked to him yesterday via text.

He you know, he usually we're kind of on the phone folks, but he wasn't able to talk.

He's trying to rest his voice.

He wants to be back, of course he does.

I mean, there's nothing worse calling in sick when you're actually sick, and he's actually sick.

Yeah, it's like the times that I had COVID.

It just pissed me off.

Oh yeah, you feel you feel bad.

You feel like, oh god, dang it, I'm letting everybody down.

This sucks.

Yeah, and then you just like and then even if you start to feel better, you're still testing, yep, and for it to show up positive, you're just oh, come on.

You're right.

That part sucked.

I mean the first time I had COVID.

Now the silver lining is I got to watch the first several seasons of Yellowstone.

It's pretty cool, that's right, the best two weeks of your life.

Well, and we were I would never have known, never have known because we were testing randomly.

We're not randomly weekly at work.

We had to test.

That was part of it.

If you had a close contact, you couldn't come in.

Obviously, if you tested positive, you couldn't come in.

And so I tested positive.

I couldn't believe it.

I didn't feel one symptom, nothing, I didn't feel a cold, nothing.

So at that time it was ten days.

This is earlier on.

I mean, it was pretty cool having just like meals set in front of the bedroom door.

I was isolated at home my life.

It couldn't have been cooler about her.

She's such a caregiver.

It was great.

I'm a very lucky guy, and so she's setting that out there and I'm basically just like on the internet.

I watched Yellowstone.

I did smell her panties once, but that's just because I was desperate.

I never thought i'd be in that situation.

But keep in mind, I was in a room alone for ten days.

I was wondering if you're gonna bring that up or not, because I wasn't gonna bring it up unless you did.

Because I remember you telling us that story about the about the undies.

I completely forgot that happened.

Well, okay, I thought one of you would bring it up, and I thought I should probably.

Like I said, I wasn't gonna bring it up unless you did.

I know, you're in a vulneraoro state right now, right, so I wasn't gonna bring it up.

No, So our best to Nick.

You know, I'm worried I'm gonna let him down.

So joshe no stop that.

You know, here's the thing about Nick.

If he can beat an STD from his bar gigging days and andover, he can get past any.

Ok, not just one either, I'm guessing.

No.

I mean they invented some stuff back There was some weird stuff.

They named something after that bar gig.

Yeah, I mean, shoot, I brought it up yesterday with Randy and Brad.

It's one of those things where at the time we didn't know if he was going to show up the next day.

He was.

You know, he's so different now, Yeah, of course, And and I'm not slamming him, it's just, you know, back in the day, he was such.

A party here right in ties of course.

Yeah, he's always been very dedicated.

But the beer would get a hold of him and then all of a sudden, his alarm didn't It couldn't have been loud enough.

That sucks.

He'd kind of show up whenever.

We mentioned before our radio trips where I didn't know what room he was going to wake up in.

It was a lot different back then, so again our best to him.

You guys are honest people.

You don't lie too often.

Do you.

No, I don't not anymore.

I used to, like quite a bit when I was younger, like kind of stuff, just small things.

I've always thought I was a pretty good liar until I try to lie to somebody that I really care about, and then I realize I suck at it.

I'm a terrible liar.

I can lie to strangers all day.

I'm a terrible truther.

I mean there's times like, let's say, okay, calling in sick, since that's kind of been the topic.

I'll call in sick, you know, or I did when I was younger, if I you know, and I remember being so guilty about it that I felt I'm sounding like I'm lying.

Or if I can't show up someplace and I have a legitimate excuse, I feel I need to give too many details point where they're like, Okay, he's full of craft.

Yeah I was a world building right now, none of this is true.

You're going to say the same thing.

That's the kind of person you are.

Is you like over explain stuff sometimes.

I know I do, and so I can imagine that when yeah, you're explaining the fact that you're sick, and that's like a you know, a dead sign that somebody is lying.

You're like, oh, yeah, you really had to tell me this all this context?

Great?

Thank you?

Right.

No, that's how I am.

I know it, and I know it's probably annoying.

I don't know why.

I think.

I'm always afraid I'm not being clear.

Sure, you know, like it's my fault here, I'm screwing this up.

So I think that's it.

But you're sometimes I'm listening going, is this guy like, oh, I'm the guy, I'm not lying?

I know the truth.

Uh.

Some people are great at it, but you know, even the great liars at times they get stuck at what start.

This is awesome.

I love this kind of thing, you know, like there's a one time lie.

You say something just once and then all of a sudden it takes a life of its own and you're totally screwed.

You know, the kind where you're no longer lying.

The lie is the truth.

Yeah, you know, and if you've got an experience.

We'd love to hear from you.

You can textar Luther Bloomington, Kia text line six five one nine eight nine ninety three ninety three.

We're looking for lies that you committed to for so long you can't back out of them.

Here here's a few examples, And this first one is perfect because I've been in this situation and I hope my buddy's listening.

My upstairs neighbor, this person said, thinks my name is Megan because I panicked the first time we met and said my name was Megan.

It's been three years.

I've seen people like that on social media where they just are too afraid to correct people on their name.

I would have no issue being like stop that, I'm sorry, that's not it.

I totally get it, because like, you get to a point where you know, at first you just maybe don't want to be rude and think, well, this will go away, and then after a while you might think, like they're gonna think I'm crazy that I've never corrected them, so you're stuck.

It happened with a good friend of mine.

He was introduced to me as Darren.

The person said, this is Darren, was like Darren.

Nice to meet you, and I called him Darren for well, I got about a year.

Yeah, and he's like, hey, you know, I've been meeting to tell you.

Derekh meaning to tell me.

I didn't know how to I didn't know how to say it, and I'm like, so that I felt like the world's biggest jerk.

I've been calling him the wrong name for an entire year.

That's not on you.

Oh that was my fault.

I was for both of us.

That was pretty uncomfortable.

There was another one here where someone said they told their in laws they were vegetarian because they hated their quote.

Weird meat Loaf said.

That was in twenty eighteen.

I now have to secretly eat burgers before family dinners because I haven't told him yet that I'm not a vegetarian.

Oh my god, speaking of meat Loaf, this is absolutely perfect because I wasn't caught in a lie here.

I just kind of got wrapped up in one kind of So my girlfriend in high school, she her parents wanted to have you over for a Sunday dinner, you know, to see what I'm all about.

You know, what's this guy?

What's his deal?

Sure, you know, and they asked her, you know what, what's what's he into?

What does he like?

What's he what's he likely?

He likes sports, he loves video games.

He's weirdly into meat loaf.

And that meant the singer meat loaf, not the food meat loaf.

I know you love the singer meat loaf, and even I thought the food meat Marvin Lee to day.

I love the man.

He we just passed the anniversary of his passing.

I love him to death.

I still listen to his records all the time.

But they thought I meant I love the food meat loaf, which I cannot stand.

It's ketchup mustard in it.

It's gross.

It's disgusting, like you.

Don't take I guess unless they put the ketchup on the top.

No, I know it's baked into it, but it doesn't matter.

Actually, I just can't stand it.

So I go over there for some to my dinner, and you know, we're talking and he goes, yeah, you know, Tracy says, you love meat loaf.

I got a big batch cooked up for you, and I'm just driting it.

I'm like, oh no, this this is terrible.

And he serves me up a big old heaping pile of meat loaf, and you know it's veggies and stuff.

I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna kind of breathe out of my mouth and just eat this as fast as I can, just to get it down so I can just be done with it and move on.

And he goes, oh, man.

You sure do love your meat love.

Let me get you some more.

He grabs my plate plops another big thing a meat love on and I'm just dreading it.

And it was so awful.

Oh yeah, you became the meat loaf guy.

Yes, exactly.

That's on your ex girlfriend though.

Yeah, you have to.

You have to cholarify.

If you say, like, yeah, he's got this weird thing for meat low, I would immediately think the food.

I would never for a second think of the band.

Oh yeah, like it like seventeen year old kid in two thousand and four.

Of course they're not thinking like he oh, he must love Bad out of Hell so much.

That is kind of a weird thing to describe someone with, right, their love of meat loaf.

Yeah.

The artist, well, anytime she was in my car is usually listening to Bad out of Hell one or two, So.

That's all she knows.

About the dashboard light, hoping to get some.

Oh no, yeah, I played that one too, I mean yeah, both albums ever work.

Oh yeah, of course I knew you were a deal closing.

Oh yeah, that man, that that Ford fusion.

That's aw some things.

Another person said.

I once said I was in a bowling league to get out of a work happy hour.

Now they ask me about my tournament schedule weekly.

Gotta we love to come watch you play, somebody else said.

When I started a new job, I said I loved hiking.

I've been invited on six weekend hikes, so I had to fake an eight ankle injury at least twice.

Oh that's a popular lie on dating apps.

I've heard is that people say like, oh I love to hike, but they don't really love it.

You mentioning that just made me think of my husband's dating dating profile.

When I met him.

We met on Hinge.

Oh, god as hell, it was No, it was great, it was great.

But he had a picture of him with Justin Morneau and TC bear on there, and I thought, Okay, I love the Twins, I love baseball.

Awesome.

That dude does not like the Twins at all?

Oh really, well, like I mean, he'll watch it, but he thinks baseball is probably one of the stupidest sports.

He just thinks it's boring.

The shortening the game didn't help for him.

But yeah, and I bring that up till this day.

I'm like, you you tricked me.

That's not fair, that's not right.

I did the exact opposite Ashley.

When I got on Bumble where I met my wife.

I was like, I'm not gonna do that thing where I post a photo of like, you know, professionally done or like a really good photo of me.

I'm just gonna show myself as who I am.

So my front cover photo on Bumble was me jumping through a table at a Buffalo Bill's tailgate.

I'm like, take me as you will.

This is who I am, this is what you're gonna get.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'm not gonna, you know, put a front up.

And thankfully my wife was intrigued enough by me jumped through a table that she's wiped right on me.

She did so, and that was that one of the first things she asked you about.

Well, yeah, she said, because on Bumble, the women message the men first.

You know, that's kind of the hook.

That's kind of the hook on that one.

Yeah, and she said, so she goes, Okay, I'm intrigued.

I need to ask what exactly is happening here?

So this is great high hopes McGee.

Jesus said, to fit in with anyone, I will lie that I like anything other people like.

I've liked or hated things that I really do like or have hated for years.

It's sick.

I understand that in a way, because you know, I don't want to like shoot down anybody's likes, right mm hm.

So I just if I don't like something, I just won't say anything bad about it.

I just figure, you know, they like it, they don't need my opinion on it.

So maybe I'm not as far as to pretend I like it.

But to pretend I that I don't not like it?

Does that make any sense?

Sure?

I've done that too when it comes to like movies and TV shows, where I could tell something it's very passionate about it, like oh did you see you know this movie?

And I can tell they love it.

I go, oh, yeah, it was so great.

Just so I don't get that.

Oh have you not seen that yet?

You gotta watch that you would love it.

I just sometimes just pretend like, oh yeah, dude, that was great.

You're right, that was awesome.

I loved that movie.

Yeah see I did that too.

But then they're like, oh, yeah, like this scene and then they describe it, and I'm like, I don't really remember that.

Bar I get nervous.

Lying to be polite is probably pretty you know, common.

Yeah, definitely, i'd imagine, because I certainly have been maybe sugarcoating things that I didn't necessarily feel exactly the same way this person said.

They told their boss they speak fluent French.

They were trying to be impressive in an interview, and so they've had to dodge French clients ever since.

I feeling that to prove I do.

Like do it, let me get out.

I don't know a translator app.

Somebody texted in and said, to avoid political confrontation, they've lied about who they voted for.

Oh really.

Yeah, I've definitely been in that type of situation where you can tell it's like you better say what they want you to say, or else this is going to be a thirty minute lecture on something that.

You're gonna get yelled at.

Yeah, I suppose that's a pretty good on that.

You know, it's worth just keeping the peace in that situation.

Certainly along those lines.

I've told this before too, but when I moved into the last house we were in about twenty thirteen, it was embarrassing.

I was snow blowing and I had like basically a snowsuit on and a headlamp.

Right sounds slow, so I felt like a minion.

That's a great visual image, Josh.

And I was thinking, well, I I nobody was around, right, so I'm like, okay, cool, nobody's going to see this.

And then all of a sudden, a guy came walking over and I thought, oh no.

And the first thing I told him is like, listen, I don't normally dress like this.

I've never done this before.

It's so dark.

I don't have enough lights out here.

And he's like, no, I wanted to introduce myself to him, neighbor.

He's like, hey, man, you drink beer and I don't drink.

For no real reason, then I just don't.

I can't explain it.

But I'm like, oh, hell yeah, man, I love crushing beers.

Oh it's so good, you know when like the beer, you know what I'm saying, and he's like, well, that's great because we go for it every weekend around here, and I thought, I am in so much trouble.

I gotta start going for it.

Yeah, you're gonna have to up your tolerance.

You're like pregaming all week knowing you're gonna see them.

Well, the first invite I did tell him, I said, listen, I panicked.

I don't know.

I didn't want you to I already was embarrassed by my outfit.

I didn't want you to think I'm a total nerd, so I pretended that I'm a drinker.

I'm like, I'm really not.

I'm glad you came clean on that.

I'll have a root beer if you got something like that.

But my favorite bar that I go to is a place called Updown.

It's an arcade bar, like a vintage arcade bar.

And I knew the owner and I got to know the employees before it opened because I was helping them kind of set up and stuff.

And when I first walked in when they opened, I looked at the beer list, you know, and I panicked.

I just named one and they gave it to me, and you know, they poured me a beer and I drink it, and then from that point on they thought that was my go to beer.

So anytime I walked in it was great.

They would pour me a beer and have it ready for me.

But it took me so long to finally be like, I don't really like this beer.

It was a panic order from the get go, and can you stop pouring me one as soon as I walk in the door, like maybe give me something difference.

But it was like what six to eight months where I would jeez, I mean, it wasn't a terrible beer or anything, Ashley, you know, but it wasn't my favorite.

But they just thought that, oh, this dude he loves those he loves that beer.

If I was that person, that bartender that worked there, I'd be like, what's wrong with this dude?

So you just drank this beer for months?

I'm wondering if you guys have had this experience.

I've had a panic situation before where somebody will say, you know, we'll be talking and I'll say, well, where do you work at?

And then they'll say I will work over here.

I'm like, no way, I got a buddy that's worked there for like fifteen years, Like, oh yeah, who's his name, and then I panic forget where It sounds like I totally lied, and I don't know what happens, but it just it runs out of my brain and I'm sitting in a situation.

I'm like, even, I think I'm lying here, but I see this guy every day?

Why can't I remember his name?

Have you been in that situation?

You're in my insane No.

You're nervous sometimes, Josh, it's understandable.

Yeah, I guess.

So we get up early in the morning and it happens.

You know, it helps with that beer beer.

Yeah.

I love beers.

Yeah, you'd like to get after on the weekends.

Absolutely love it.

So checking some text here, somebody said the biggest lie they ever said was I do Ah, where's this other one?

Oh?

Here go Hillman welder Jesus that I've lied about my rod size and stamina.

Been a couple of disappointed ladies.

But it was worth it.

It was worth it.

You know, they're gonna find out, But I guess maybe at that point they're just like, oh, whatever, it's too late.

Might as I'll just do this.

Yeah, so sorry, we're checking text here.

Well, while the texts are coming in, I learned something about my phone, you know, which I do some texting on what you do?

Yeah, and I at the same time, I learned something about my wife's privates too.

It's an exciting day.

Go on.

I learned something about both yesterday.

So she knew I was nervous trying to not screw things up with Nick being gone and you know, upset listeners.

Yeah, so she was kind enough to send me a couple of intimate photos.

As a wife, as a wife should.

Yeah, we're working on getting those up, you know, just show her support and naked body at the same time.

So those photos included the elusive Beeves shot.

You know, that's something I never get.

That's a rare one.

That's impressive.

I don't I don't know if I've never sent I mean, I've set like plenty of videos, but I don't think I've ever just sent someone like a full on profile of.

It was like a vagina waist down shot in the bath, right, so, you know, a special occasion example of a supported spouse.

So but my what I learned is my phone is set to blur inappropriate images mostly because of one guy.

Right, that's stuff we know that guy.

And so I had to beat him someway, and thank goodness, the phone came out with a way to do that, so it'll just blur it.

So it did blur the top half, but not the bottom half for some reason.

Really, so I learned my phone's operating system doesn't recognize vagina's or my wife has one that's PG rated.

Yeah, that's that's what I thought it was.

It's not as explicit as normal vagina.

They were like, what is this?

I realized I just suggested my wife's vagina is.

Not normal after she was so sweet, I know it's PG.

Well, I gotta say your wife is much more supportive than mine, is, Josh, because yesterday last night we were hanging out and she was doing laundry and I brought it up for from the dryer, and she was missing a sock.

She's very obsessed with making sure every sock has its pair and sounds like a stressful life, I know.

So there's one sock missing was left in the dryer.

So I went down and got it, and she was really worried about she was going to find that sock or not.

And I said, all right, I'll give you your sock if you show me your boobs and she rolled her eyes at me.

I'm like, no, I'm serious, show me your boobs and she gave me.

She kinda pulled her sweater down, gave me like half of a boob and that was it.

Oh really, Yeah.

We like to play a game at home called Peek a Boob, oh yeah, where you'll be surprised by your boob every once in a while.

God's my favorite game.

That's kind of like what happens in my house twenty four to seven because of this whole breastfeeding thing.

Oh I suppose yeah, you're your knockers are always up.

Yeah, my housband will come downstairs.

He's like, boobs like, yuh, not for you though, give me my baby.

Well, thank you so much for being here with us again.

I appreciate your support.

It means a lot.

You'd stick around where we send our best to Nick.

We miss him terribly around here.

Yeap.

Later this morning, veterinarian doctor Andrea will be in for some judgment free pet question answering.

But before then, we've got more planned for you, including stupid news and just a stupid.

Bit stupid news on the half Assed The Morning Show.

Welcome Back Tonight, three x a half Fast Morning show Down One soul Mate again this morning.

Nick's not able to join us again today, so we apologize for that.

Still feeling under the weather.

We wish him the best, of course, and thanks for joining us.

Sorry for throwing off your routine once more.

What if you're willing to lower your standards and tolerate more dad jokes this morning?

We'll fill in until our boy Nick gets back.

Yeah, go pun crazy, Josh might as well.

I'm easing it back.

You had the opportunity the windows here.

I ease it back.

I want him to show up again.

Yeah, I don't want him to quit.

For years, you know, this was kind of a thing people joked about, but I never thought it actually happened.

But it has.

It's been confirmed in a police report.

It's official.

Some dude banged a vacuum with the fact.

You know, they don't give that detail.

They don't give that detail.

But if you got a roomba that's listening right now, plug its ears.

This might be disturbing.

A fifty one year old Florida man named Kevin Westerhold was reported for exposing his genitals and engaging in what they called a sexual act with a vacuum cleaner outside a home, turning a household appliance into an unlikely lover.

And to be honest, you know what between us, I get it.

Yeah, you know a lot of guys have probably thought about it desperate times, called for desperate measures.

I mean, it does the one thing every guy wants.

I don't have the girth to make it work.

That's what I always thought when I looked at the vacuum I'm like, how does this work for them?

Oh?

I suppose there's plenty of attachments that might do the trick.

Like that little one for the the car, you know, or it's just like it.

He gets very narrow and small.

Yeah, oh my gosh, that little time.

That's a great call.

That's the one I need.

The initial report said witnesses saw Westerhold inappropriately exposing himself.

By the time jepanties arrived, the suspect had already finished his ill advised deep cleaning and left the scene, leaven behind a mess better suited for a wet mop than a standard hoover.

After the incident, deputies learned Westerhold and his wife were registered as hosts for AIRBNP.

I think that's going to be bad for business scary.

Further investigation revealed he was seen walking nude and shared hallways before, and residents omitted video evidence supporting those reports, apparently documenting a reoccurring, unscheduled nudist parade that he'd like to have.

Investigators also said residents had been reporting complaints to the homeowners association since last month.

They described similar behaviors, including a peering partially clothed or nude near the residents, suggesting a pattern of desperate desires to have his neighbors get a look at his attachments.

Dana, have you ever had sex with the vacuum?

No?

But I am staying in an Airbnb this weekend.

Should I have sex with their vacuum?

You just made me five bucks?

But uh, somebody thought he had sex with a vacuum.

Yeah, but yeah, yeah, Usually they have the like uh put a put away, at least the airbnbs I've stayed at, so that like put in like the one closet that they lock the.

YouTube banger, We're not gonna late leave this thing out.

Did you kind of have a look?

I do?

Yeah?

Why are you staying in an airbnb?

Where are you going?

Me and my wife forgot did the louth for the weekend.

Oh that's fun.

Yeah.

I have a bunch of tokens for a pool haul bar up there or whatever.

If you want to go play pool.

Bring them to bring them work tomorrow.

Absolutely, I only have like fifty of them.

Okay, cool, here's your random horse humping fact of the day.

Horsebody we're talking about.

This is between horses consenting mayors and what not.

They're banned from having sex in public and Ohio, you can't let your horses have sex in public.

Stallions have to have privacy.

The law states no owner of a stallion or jackass should permit it to serve a mayor within thirty feet of public streets or alleys in a municipal corporation.

Started talking about donkey shows for a second.

There, Well, I guess that would be a donkey show.

Yeah, yeah, but more of the Tijuana kind is what I.

Was the late night you have to have a secret code word kind.

Uh huh.

I imagine that is quite a scene seeing two horses have sex.

They're so large, Yes, they are quite large.

And I heard that they are also large down there.

Oh, I would imagine.

So there's a show called Silicon Valley and HBO Josh, I think you might like.

No, I've seen that.

I know you're talking.

I haven't seen it, but I know, yeah, yeah, you know.

It's about guys creating an app and stuff, and it's very very funny in Silicon Valley.

And there's a scene where two rich guys are having an argument while horses are having very violent breeding sex in front of me, in front of them, and theirs is so nonchalant about it, and it is horrified to watch, you know, because they're trying to breed, you know, stallions, horse racing horses, you know, and they're having this argument while these horses are just going at it.

It was so just traumatizing to watch.

I forgot about that.

I don't know how.

I kind of want to watch that, and I kind of don't.

It'll stick with you for a couple of days.

It's pretty funny.

In a case where literature met litigation and promptly kicked the school board in the ass, a former assistant principal won a major battle in the Mississippi Court of Appeals.

We actually talked about this story once before the court overturned the school board's decision to fire him when he read a book to students on Read Across America Day called I Need a New Butt.

You might remember we talked about this principle getting or assistant principle getting fired for this.

It's a kid's book.

It's literally about a kid who thinks his butt's broken because it's got a crack in it.

Hilarious.

Yeah, I mean, that was like the best kid joke of all time.

Yeah.

He goes on a quest to shop for a replacement.

So that's what the book's about.

But it became the unlikely source of the problem and it got them fired.

The assistant principle appealed the decision to the Hinds County Chancery Court.

Coincidentally enough, he wanted reinstatement, but they decided no, you're gone.

The Court of Appeals later a turn that overturned that ruling, though saying the board had no reason to fire him and effectively told the district to pull its head out of its butt.

There's nothing concrete and the record demonstrating that the second grade class was subjected to any unnecessary embarrassment.

No child or group of children was singled out during the reading, and they acknowledged the outlandist nature of the book's premise, according to the court, Yeah, I mean, can you imagine being a kid here in that book?

It'd be awesome.

Oh yeah, that sounds incredible.

Yeah, nobody's disturbed.

You're not ruining anybody's childhood there.

It's funny.

Yeah, it's very funny.

Like yeah, like the Everybody Poops Book.

All right.

So I was actually going to bring that book up.

I got that book from my my husband's aunt and she gave us like a bunch of her books.

She's a she's a school teacher, and yeah, I was like paging through that and that book is crazy, like why can I see crap coming out of a butt on one of the pages?

Like what is that?

Was like, dude, I probably didn't need to add that, you get it.

I was flipping through it.

It was so fun's so funny, but at the same time, you're like, what what is this?

You're a kid though, That's that's just grade a comedy right there.

I know That's what I was thinking.

I thought, Oh, when my son can like start to understand this, he's gonna think this is the funniest thing in the world.

Oh.

Absolutely, I mean that's his dumb and dumber.

That's his boat, that's his you know, just the top of the line comedy right there.

There's a penis out of town.

Oh everybody, well most some half of people have one, but it's just dying.

Yeah, it's uh.

I thought for a while something was wrong with my youngest son because anytime a dog was pooping, he was enthralled.

If we're driving by something or whatever, he called it out.

He just thought, what's wrong with him?

Why don't get so excited to see dogs pooping?

And it's the same thing.

He thought it was hilarious.

It's still kind of funny.

When my dog is outside pooping.

He kind of looks over at me.

I can't help but kind of chuckle.

He's just like, yeah, man doing it again.

Like like staring you in the eyes.

Yeah.

Oh, I think they do that that you made for safety.

Yeah, let's ask talk to Andrew about that.

I think we have before.

And they want comfort.

Yeah, they're like, you you watch, you got my back.

You're making sure nothing's sneaking up on me.

Oh you gotta watch a six.

Yeah, I see you watch a six while he's taking a dump in my fence in the yard.

Yeah, One of the complaints though, this principal got was a teacher said hey, one of the kids said but and so oh no so, and the court of appeal set that's the worst that happened.

I think this guy's are right, so lost job.

Back of all the euphinisms for the butt, and that's like the softest one possible, Like that's just what it's called.

A Central Florida man, just out of jail for armed robbery couldn't resist that sweet, sweet allure of crime, finding himself drawn back to the same temptation which led him to incarceration once again.

Dexter Jackson was released from prison in November on robbery charges.

Just weeks he was back in custody.

Barely beyond the bars, he felt that familiar tug of misconduct and followed it straight back to where it started, fleeing from deputies after stealing from a Dollar General, getting away of with dollars in merchandise.

No nice haul you know are uh you know what?

They have nice holes.

Our entire like dining set came from the Dollar Store.

I got there all the time.

I go there for all my holiday decorations.

Smart they have fantastic deals.

And a new one just opened up not too far from me.

And you know when a store is new, they like really try.

Yeah, yeah, it's one of those places.

Last time I was there, though, I could tell as I was shopping the cashier was really enthusiastically talking to everybody in line.

So I was like, oh boy, I'm gonna have to really engage in a conversation here, and so I did.

But then and I didn't realize before.

I thought maybe it was the customers.

She's sneezing and coughing on all of the stuff she's ringing up for me, and so I'm like trying to keep a conversation with her about how, oh yeah, everybody's happy, we're having a great day.

But at the same time, I'm like, lady, if you don't shut your mouth, it's not coughing everywhere.

I got a little bit morety expected walked out some germs too.

Yep, Jackson, his new theft was only fifteen days after posting bond on his previous arrest, so they brought him back to Joe.

Maybe they didn't even fill this cell yet.

You might have got the same room when he got back.

Hey guys, I'm back click to turn around is fill me in what happened the last two weeks.

I'd imagine, you know, as far as like the housekeeping might not have been able to clean that thing yet.

A Turkish Airlines flight earned an unscheduled stopover in Barcelona after a female or excuse me, a passenger decided the cabin needed some comic relief, christening an in flight wireless network with what they probably thought was a hilarious name, but stupid humor doesn't travel well at cruising altitude.

As the aircraft made its descent from Istanbul, authorities picked up on a privately created onboard internet access point whose network name included a bomb threat.

Oh never a good idea.

I mean, that has really never been funny.

But since like September eleventh, you'd think that people would get that's not a funny joke anymore.

I get so scared of There's been times where I'm at the airport and sometimes, you know, when I'm describing something that's really good, I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's bomb and I'll say that and I'm like, oh my gosh, that's it.

I'm gonna get tackled here any second.

Yeah, you know, I think about it too.

Just a normal life, right, not even at an airport.

Yeah.

We talked once before about the guy at home depot who came out of the bathrooms like, yeah, don't go in there.

I dropped a bomb and they called the bomb squad.

Dropped a bomb.

Yeah, he meant he went number two.

I mean, you know there was a time where you knew exactly you know, I'm sure most people know what he's talking about, but they didn't want to risk it.

Wouldn't that be something if everybody knew it was a poop, But they still had to call the bomb squad.

It was that bad, a mix of embarrassment and a little bit of badge on professional.

The flight did touchdown without incident, after which Spain Civil Guard police conducted a thorough search.

They found no explosives on board, just a comedian.

Once the cabin proved clear, they and their attention to tracking the passenger responsible.

Sadly, there's been plenty of other comedians at thirty thousand feet.

In twenty seventeen, a Turkish Airlines flight from Nairobi to Istanbul was diverted after crew members stumbled upon a Wi Fi network called bomb on board.

What or I didn't know you could do that.

You can name your WiFi network.

Oh yeah, sure, what it's yours, just like Wi Fi.

Yeah, because when I turned like my hot spot on right, so on my laptop, it comes up like iPhone two.

Yeah.

Uh you can change that.

Yeah, I changed my mind's WrestleMania.

I get it.

That's funny.

Yeah, WrestleMania could have done a little bit better.

Oh really a little well brainstorm, Dana, you can help me name mine too.

I lived in an apartment once where one of the Wi Fi networks was want to split Wi Fi three oh five their apartment number.

So I went over, knocked on the door three oh five, and we split Wi Fi, you know, because I could clearly pick the signal from my apartment and we just split the bill some month.

Yeah, my WiFi network is named after somebody.

It's Mike Hawk.

Ah.

My husband tried to go another way.

Uh where I'm afraid to say that one on on the radio.

And so I was like impossible.

Yeah, I thought, okay, I'll settle on that one.

I guess.

We had WiFi once and the name was normal.

I lived in an apartment with the buddy after college, and he set it up and the guy had to come out to help us or the internet was down.

So the guy from the internet company comes over and he plugs his laptop in and he goes, uh, all right, what's your WiFi And we're like, ooh, it's you know, you know three or five whatever it was, you know, the the one.

He goes, okay, and what's the password?

And I looked directly at my roommate because he's the one that set it up.

I'm like, I'm not saying out aloud, you say it, and he goes capital b ig capital c U m m are sixty nine.

I was scared after you said see you washed eyes please.

I wasn't going that far, but yeah it was.

It was a very awkward moment.

And my roommate apologize and goes, yeah, I'm sorry, like I just thought it was funny.

And the guy goes, I've heard worse.

I never heard those two words like strung together before, and I love that.

That's pretty good.

It was such an awkward moment in the living room.

What was that the T shirt you were telling me about data?

Oh, I found a T shirt on Facebook marketplace.

I like this careful how you say it.

Yeah, I like to look at Facebook marketplace because you can find the most bizarre stuff.

Yeah, good stuff on there too, some good.

Stuff and also bizarre stuff like this.

It was a T shirt that says, don't bully me or I'll just say I'll finish.

Oh yeah, I've seen that before.

With a with like a FROWNI emoji afters the guy said he was selling it for eight dollars.

He said, I bought it for a party and don't need it anymore.

I'm glad you don't need it anymore.

I don't know, do you want to wear that shirt after like a used version of that shirt?

What if you got bullied?

Yeah, and for eight dollars, there could be evidence on there if you got Oh that reminds me off air.

Yesterday Data had to clarify that a stain on his shirt was toothpaste and not the alternative, right, suspicious, I bet in that spot before.

Oh yeah, it's a tough spot to be in.

Where you see it and you realize, oh no, somebody's going to think I'm a pervert here, but instead I'm just a sloppy brusher.

Yeah.

I was just trying to prove that I actually do brush my teeth, is what I was trying to do.

There.

A lot of people are texting in their Wi Fi names, and a lot of people have like FBI surveillance.

Mag Oh, I've heard of that one.

Sure, that's so cute.

Somebody said that his brother asked his wife what to call the Wi Fi, and so his Wi Fi network is literally called I don't care at all.

That's perfect.

We've got a Go Pack Go in my neighborhood.

But otherwise mostly it's just like their internet provider and a number of.

Some sort I wonder if we have any weird ones around here.

No, they're just like kind of named after the studios stupid, you know, and the company name and things like that.

As far as I know.

Yeah, I don't have fun ones in my neighborhood either, except for me.

You can tell from carrying the team.

Uh No, I just remember from the times, like I've opened up all Yeah, I think I would notice something fun.

A mysterious dorito shaped aircraft was spotted soaring over the skies above the highly classified Area fifty one Military base in Nevada, drawing attention to a late night sighting which has raised some new questions about just what was moving through the restricted airspace.

Known for his YouTube channel Uncanny Expeditions, a videographer named ANDREWS.

Ottison was out in the desert when he recorded a strange nacho average aircraft about three am January fourteenth.

I warned you about dad jokes.

The dorito shaped craft, believe to be an Unidentified Aerial phenomenon or UAP, looked noticeably different from the B two Spirit's Health bomber he had filmed earlier, even though both had a similar flying profile.

He said.

After a couple of hours of not seeing much more than contrails in the distance, closer to three o'clock in the morning, I got another low flyover, but this one looked different.

The aircraft that passed overhead this time appeared to be closer to an equilateral triangle shape with a flatter trailing edge.

Are we looking at a classified test flight or a run of the mill training sortie, Ottison assadding, I certainly think we have something interesting here, he said.

The sighting also reminded him of more recent reports of similar Dorido shaped aircraft spotted over southern California's remote desert regions as well, becoming a focal point of UFO lore for years.

Area fifty one remained secret for decades until the government formally acknowledged its existence in twenty thirteen.

And oh, these are up on ninety three x dot com.

By the way, Josh, when you sent me these, uh the first picture is kind of zoomed out.

I was like, that doesn't look like a Dorito at all.

And I just like scrolled down one click and I was like, oh, yeah, that's that's an alien.

Not a doo, not a marketing stunt for a Super Bowl commercial from Doritos.

Yeah, I don't.

He thinks.

So he seems to think.

So everybody will not stop texting in their WiFi names.

Oh good, Yes, And I really like this one.

Hide your kids, hide your WiFi.

Oh that's awesome.

That's so cute.

Bring beer for password.

Uh.

Ew, that's gross.

I'm not saying that one out loud, like that's wrong with you.

The purv printer New England clam router.

That's good.

Yeah, ours is just dumb.

We got to come up with some clever ones at our house.

Ours are just basic.

Have your daughter help.

Oh, she's very good at that that she'd come up with a great one.

I'd be very insulting to me.

Oh that's true.

I'm vulnerable right now with Nick.

I can't handle it.

I wouldn't be able to handle it.

Here's that Doledo fun fact you've all been asking for.

Dorito's could save the economy In twenty twelve, driven by the massive success of the Dorito's locals tacos, Taco Bell was able to create fifteen thousand new jobs because of that single.

Are you that thing is so good?

Ye?

Never, I haven't.

I haven't had one.

Oh really, yeah, what are you doing with your life?

No real reason.

I just I haven't gone to Taco Bell in a while.

Okay, one not a bad plan.

Make you feel better?

Now, you got a Taco John's in your neighborhood.

You know what you're doing?

Yeah, we got we got We got any kind of taco place you want, We got it.

God that that neighborhood because my parents live right there off Yankee Doodle and that they got everything you need there.

Man, you're said an Egan typically Agan.

Yeah, yeah, we're doing pretty good as far as like, if you want a fast food restaurant, we got one, you got it.

We got a wing stop recently, you guys are just living the dream.

What Egan wants he can get.

You know it, don't you know it?

The I should you know what, I'm glad Taco Bell came up because I should shout out to Taco Bell by us.

My wife the other day, my son was begging her for Taco Bell, right, and so she drove them through the drive through on the way home from practice, and I feel so bad for him.

She was describing, like, I guess they had some major computer issues.

It sucks, and there's a big line of people.

There's maybe nine ish something like that at night, and she was like, it was pretty much about half hour, just shy, a half hour that people were waiting.

It sucks.

And she said, you know, obviously they're stressed and they felt bad, but they couldn't have been cooler.

So, yeah, if you're a manager at Taco Bell or you work there, thanks for treating everybody so well.

They they hooked them up and apologized.

I can't imagine that stress, especially you know people run hot.

Oh yeah, and we were talking yesterday about being angry.

There's probably a couple of starving folks in line there at Taco You know, it's not the time when folks are drunk, you know, it's just people.

Quite that time, mat was still people are just looking for a for a meal.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like their last last resort type of situation.

They realized it was getting late and they're like, oh, I got to get some dinner, and they're like, oh, perfect Taco Bell.

Oh I would be crying if I was that drive those drive through workers.

Oh, I'm sure when I worked.

When I worked at Blockbuster, shout out to the five sixty three to zero one store on Cliff Row that's now at Chipotle.

Wow, the computer system went down on a Friday night.

You know, that was obviously the big night to get movies, and that was miserable.

We had to write everything down by hand and couldn't We couldn't take cards, we could only take cash or trying to make change.

The line was around the whole building.

It was just miserable.

So I can definitely commiserate with those poor Taco Bell employees.

A seventeen year old Detroit teen is facing multiple felony charges after prosecutors say he carried out a string of armed robberies aimed at food delivery drivers.

According to investigators, the team used a texting app to place pizza orders.

When those drivers arrived, prosecutor said he skipped gratuity and opted for a gun, robbing those drivers at gunpoint.

That plan didn't hold up for long, though, because the kid was not very bright.

Investigators were able to easily trace the phone number used to place the orders right back to the suspect.

He'd even find like, well, maybe it's not easy to find a payphone by a burner or something if you're going to a life of crime.

Anything.

That trail led to a search of his home, where investigators reported finding pizza consistent with the orders.

Yes, that's what I was wondering.

If he's taking the pizza too, whit he took the pizza.

There's just like twenty boxes.

Let's see, here's exactly what was ordered.

And that's exactly what's.

There, grease everywhere on his face.

They also found the firearm that matched the description given by the victims.

Altogether, authorities say the suspect stole several boxes of pizza in about one hundred bucks across the robberies.

Yeah, I bet it.

Know.

It's tougher to get cash nowadays, so unless you can convince someone of Venmo you or something he hold.

Somebody had gunpoint and having Benmo you.

I can't remember even the last time I used cash to pay for a pizza.

I mean we pay ahead of time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think they accept cash.

Yeah, if you get it delivered, that's what I thought.

Yeah, I guess I've never even thought about it.

It's just kind of how it is.

Nowadays, especially when you order something through a site like grub Hub or something like that, you know, or door dash.

That's so crazy.

It feels like it wasn't too long ago where you know, cash was king.

Oh yeah, Or you'd be at a party and you'd be like, all right, we got pizzas common and everybody throws some cash around, you know, put in the hat.

That's just it's so crazy.

I was behind somebody at the store the other day and it like their their total was the exact amount, and I was like, oh jealous.

I love when that happens.

And then the cashier explained to them that it's like gonna be way more common now because of yeah, because of all the change.

Yeah, oh, Josh, I actually thought of you.

Yesterday.

I was in line at the grocery store getting some something, and the guy in front of me got one hundred dollars worth of Mountain dew and he paid in cash.

Seriously, yes, so like four cases?

No?

No?

Like, oh yeah, exactly.

I can't believe how much pop is now exactly.

It might cause me to give it up.

But no, it was all like twenty ounce bottles, like individual twenty ounce bottles at this gas station.

I was at, Oh, it's that a gas ish.

Yeah, that's the coolest guy in town right there.

Yeah, one hundred dollars or I think busted out two fifties.

I was like, this dude knows what he's doing.

That's awesome.

Well, thank you so much for staying with us this morning.

I know it's a little different.

We're glad you're here for us.

We really appreciate that.

Nick.

Hopefully back tomorrow.

He's still under the weather, and I'll be honest, it kind of looks like Dana might be prairie dogging over there, so we should probably take a little break.

But this is the shortest break though.

Yeah, you got to get it done fast.

I can do it.

Sports is next in ninety three X.

They're gross, they're offensive and kids on the road.

See them half Assed Morning show.

Sports on the ninety three x Half Assed Morning Show.

Timberwls won last night.

Sports here hit some local things up.

We'll talk to Brandy Shaver and Brad Ryder.

He's gonna join us on a Thursday as well.

Wolves won last night in Dallas one eighteen one oh five.

Julius Randall had thirty one points in front of his hometown crowd.

He's a Dallas guy.

Anthony Edwards was questionable with that lingering foot thing, but he did play.

Scored twenty points six is seventeen shooting, though not his best night from day one.

Hell yeah, you are no rest for the weary though.

They've got the thunder to night at Target Center late one eight thirty on Fan Draise.

I know it's kind of annoying.

Nick would be very upset about that.

Go for basketball, they found out you're not gonna win too many big ten games on the road, and you give up fifty points in the second half.

They lose the Badgers sixty seven to sixty three.

They blew an eighteen point halftime lead.

Wild got the Flames tonight in Saint Paul seven o'clock puck drop there and also the Frost.

We neglected to mention them yesterday.

I apologize.

We were scrambling.

But they won four to one last night in Saint Paul or the Vancouver Golden Eyes, which is a cool name.

They jumped out to three goal.

Of course, you think that's a cool name, you nerd.

Well, it's one of the best video games all time, Ashley, you know what.

Nick feels the same way.

Yeah, and he's not a big gamer.

He was obsessed with that game.

For a while.

Oh yeah, didn't you let him borrow it?

Dana?

Oh yeah, I gave I had an extra Nintendo sixty four in a copy of but I gave.

It to him.

It's crazy, I had an extra Nintendo sixty four.

Yeah, I know, weird like that.

But yeah, they won.

They're now second the standings in the p WHL, just two points beyond Boston.

We'll get in a lot more.

There's a lots going on in sports, Super Bowl stuff, Bill Belichick stuff, all that kind of stuff.

We'll get into that more.

When we talked to Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder coming up at seven thirty, they are in alternate reality than ours.

They are in that rock and roll rock reality.

They surround themselves with these professional dick heads.

And I'm not even really sure if they're aware, you know, I don't think they're aware of how much.

They sucked X rocks away.

And then she just boom, She hid them from the side.

A gang responsible for a California home invasion met an unexpected obstacle, a pissed off mother racing toward her terrified family, slamming her resuvee straight into the gang's getaway car.

You don't what's that badass?

Yeah, you don't mess with mama.

Nope, especially when it comes to her kids.

Video captured the moment the Los Angeles mom barreled into a suspected escape vehicle after receiving a frantic call from her kids and their grandmother.

Some nimrods were trying to break in and the family was trapped inside.

Within moments mom arrived.

She accelerated her vehicle into the getaway car with an impact so powerful one suspected Robert couldn't get out of the driver's side hat.

And apparently there's no loyalty among thieves, as the other three men took off, leaving the trap driver behind as he struggled to free himself.

Eventually he was crawling out through a passenger door and vanished down the street.

The family, sorry, it'd be hilarious, so she just started beating it.

You like that, you know what.

I bet if she could have caught up, she would have.

The family said their grandmother spotted two mass men outside the back door, and after the burglars disabled the home surveillance cameras, they caused that sophisticated security system to go dark, so they called mom.

Police are investigating that incident.

Yeah, I'd kill Oh, I think you would.

Yeah, moms have an extra gear.

You know.

Dad's obviously are very protective, but man, you do not mess with mom.

As soon as I h not to be sappy, well, I guess maybe it's kind of dark.

At the same time, as soon as I held my son for the first time, I was like, I would kill anybody, anybody for you.

Yeah.

My wife's the same way, just me know, man, And she'd provide an alibi if they needed one.

If they killed someone, she'd help bury the body.

I know.

I think there's things you can do where Dad's just gonna turn around and walk away.

Dad's not gonna deal with that.

Yeah, I don't got time for that.

No, we're not.

I used the word nimrod in the story is a derogatory word to describe the morons who tried to break into that family's home.

Nimrod only became another word for idiot because of Bugs Bunny the cartoon.

He called Elmer Fudd and Nimrod, but Nimrod is a biblical character who's referred to as a mighty hunter, and since Elmer Fudd was a bad hunter, Bugs used it ironically.

Nimrod.

Oh I loved the Bugs the name of a Green Day album.

Oh yeah, I also loved Bugs Bunny.

I really liked the uh Dana maybe this was maybe your generation like to this too, the like Baby version of Looney Tunes.

Oh yeah, I loved that.

Tiny Tunes ruled and it was a great Nintendo game back in the day too.

Oh it was so cute.

Yeah that was a little Buster Bunny.

He was a pimp, dude.

Yes, I'm too old for that, but I've seen certainly, yeah clips and stuff.

Yeh was it just as funny?

Yeah yeah yeah, same style of humor.

A Tennessee woman's facing an attempted first degree murder charge after mowing down her ex boyfriend with her SUV, then circling back for several encore performances as he tried unsuccessfully to escape authority.

Say, thirty nine year old Tanika Ray struck her former boyfriend with her vehicle, after which he slipped and fell into his neighbor's yard, where Ray allegedly ran over him again, apparently trying to squish her former squeeze laugh.

I hope he's all right.

He is okay.

Well, you know, he was messed up, as you can imagine, but this is one tough guy.

The neighbor discovered Ray's ax propped against the fence and brought him onto his porch.

After that sub attack, police spoke with the neighbor, who said he heard a commotion and looked out to see Ray inside her RESUV conducting repeat U turns while yelling at a man on the ground.

She's even yelling at him, she's running him over.

The neighbor claimed to hear her telling the man she was going to run him over again and that she was going to kill him, and that's what she tried to do.

Die bitch.

The victim's statement said Ray hit him with the vehicle and then ran him over three or four times when he slipped.

The neighbor added that after running her over or him over, he saw her speed away.

Hilariously, though her talent leaned more towards flattening an X than managing a clean departure, as she immediately crashed into a utility poll the second she hit the gas.

She crashed.

When stuff like that happened, yeah, it's good comedy.

After the crash, Ray exited the vehicle and fled on foot, leaving behind twisted metal, shattered bones, and an investigation.

Ray's X survived, but his injuries did require surgery.

Oh gosh, she searcher.

Yeah, I mean, shoot, he what did he do?

Well, wait, we're blaming him?

No, I just want to know, like what what ticked her off that much?

You know, he probably has some responsibility here.

She took it to extremes.

But yeah, I would be curious to know what that fight was about.

Yeah, where it has to end like this three or four times?

I wonder what I have to do for my wife to try and run me over a few times.

I can think a lot of things that would cause that to happen in my household.

Is that right.

Oh yeah, any of them like kind of shockingly low.

No.

I just I find a way to screw up very simple things quite often.

And it gets frustrating.

Yeah, nah, said Dan.

Driving in the rain can be dangerous when it's dark, even more so.

I hate it if you don't have your lights on.

That makes it worse.

And when you're watching YouTube, on top of all that, you're really playing with fire.

Plus, when you're drunk as balls, you might as well just hand over your license.

And that's the situation authorities in Georgia say they encountered when they arrested a mini van driver accused of breaking multiple rules of the road all at the same time, the bib County Sheriff's office arrested an intoxicated driver who didn't have his lights on.

Police say he was also watching a YouTube video while driving downtown in the rain.

An officer stopped his Honda Odyssey and took the man into custody on charges including driving a minivan under the influence.

You expect minivan drivers to be sober.

Right, usually this guy.

I don't know, though.

I keep hearing about these soccer moms.

I have a buddy who coaches his daughter's soccer team, and he says, the moms are always loaded at games.

They got those Stanley cups, you know, those big mugs, you know, and he goes, they're not drinking water out of those.

Man.

Sorry, Dana, but I mean, like it is soccer.

Okay, God, I hope your kid plays soccer.

I had to do that for Nick.

Oh no, actually, okay, me and my husband are probably terrible for this.

But there's like this cute little sports bag you can get on Amazon, and it's got like plushy sport balls, like a football, soccer ball, baseball, and I refuse to get it for him because it has the soccer ball.

Oh god, yours.

I love that your husband is anti soccer.

But he was the guy that played lacrosse and was in dance.

He was in dance.

That's all you got it.

Lacrosse is cool.

Lacrosse is fine, but yeah, the guys in dance.

But he refused as a kid plays soccer.

Okay, buddy, if like every kid plays soccer, I think at some point, because I believe it's one of the only sports that they can play starting off at such a young age.

And it's cheap too.

You don't really need much equipment.

You know, it's not like hockey or football.

Yeah, you're not investing, you know, you don't have to take money out of your four oh one k put them in soccer.

And I think my parents loved that I was into soccer because it just burns energy, you know, because I was a very hyper kid.

Yeah, and it's like, okay, go run around for two hours and then maybe you'll cal hm down for a little bit.

So it gets you a little exhausted, Yes, exactly.

You know.

It sucks not having Nick here today, and last thing I want to do is let him down in his absence.

But I like that you pay tribute to him, Ashley and going.

After soccer, got do what I gotta do.

That's what he'd want.

We all love him, and that's exactly exactly what he'd want.

Next, help up in the realm of just not getting it.

A woman drunk enough to use her breath to light a mathspoon.

This chick was hammered.

Thirty nine year old Whitney Jensen was arrested last week after attempting to pick up her child from a daycare with a blood alcohol level more than eight times the legal limit.

WHOA, how's that even possible?

Yeah, we don't hear about that high too often.

She also had open containers in a car.

The situation unfolded just after six twenty pm Thursday, when a concerned daycare worker called nine one one after Jensen arrived to pick up her kid while severely impaired, to say the least.

When officers arrived, she tried to get out of the vehicle to speak with him, but she couldn't stand up straight without help.

She was swaying, couldn't keep her footing, ad slurred speech, and was unable to finish her sentences.

Plus, of course, she smelled like alcohol.

Officers searched her vehicle and they found several open containers.

She was transported to the Utah County Jail, where she had a blood alcohol content of point four one nine, or more than eight times.

Yeah, yeah, point four that's the death number usually, right, So she must be pretty experienced, because for most people, you'd be killed.

God Lord, that poor kid.

I had a buddy who blew a point four ones.

He The cops found him outside of Gopher Tailgate back when they played the Metrodome.

He was shirtless and he was trying to direct traffic, stand in the middle of the road like you know, hey, no you yep, come this way.

No, no, hold on, stop stop you stop?

Okay, yep, no you go.

Now it's your turn.

I'd listen.

Yeah, and uh yeah, shirtless you know, nineteen twenty year old and he came back with a minor and he blew a point four to zero.

Oh man, yep.

Yeah.

Was he very experienced as far as drinking goes.

I mean, well he must have been if he survived something like that.

That's yeah.

He I think he's one of those kids that started young and had developed at tolerance by the time he was he's actually very successful now.

So but yeah, here you go, just start traffic industry.

Yes, exactly.

He's the guy that anytime, like a stoplight goes out, he jump of the truck and gets it, puts the vest on and starts directing traffic.

I got this guy.

Yeah, I have experience.

I did.

I did when I blew a point four to zero outside the Metro.

I can do it here on Cliff Road.

During the holidays, a statewide campaign unfolded across Minnesota with a clear focus on impaired driving.

By the time it wrapped up.

That effort had led to the arrest of more than twenty one hundred people.

Officers from two hundred and ninety six law enforcement agencies took part, making a total of twenty and seventy DWY arrests over the course of that campaign.

The Director of the Office of Traffic Safety said every arrest represents a crash that didn't happen, or a dangerous driver stopped before someone was hurt.

Some of those arrests came from especially troubling encounters.

In Egan, officers stopped a driver with a BAC of point three five seven Saint Paul.

Another driver was discovered on an airport runway.

That's sign number one.

Not where you should be with a.

Point one two.

You think you'd be more drunk if you're doing something.

Yeah, maybe fairly anything.

Not every stop ended without incident authority.

Say a Columbia Heights officer was kicked in the chest while stopping in a pair of drives.

Impressive, Yeah, that guy knows karate or something.

In spring Lake Park police arrested a driver with a blood alcohol content content of point one four after the adult was driving their kids home from a choir concert and in South Saint Paul, officers encountered the same drunk driver more than once, stopping that person twice in a single week.

Oh man, I hate myself forever.

Well, yeah, time to time to talk to somebody, you know.

Maybe it's one of those things where like I can't believe I did that.

I got to get drunk to take away the pain.

Crap them behind the way again.

Oh yeah, I've had some friends that would do that for sure.

A Texas fugitive made his first public impression and custody with clothing which landed uncomfortably close to the allegations against him when caught after going on the run following the suspicious death of a woman inside a Texas home.

Cops caught him while he was wearing a sweatshirt with a message that read, I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you.

What I mean?

Cool sweatshirt though, Yes.

It's kind of fun right.

Cruz Wandser was arrested in Charge last week with felony tampering or fabricating physical evidence with intent to impair a human corpse, possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of a controlled substance and a parole violation.

Authorities had said they'd been looking for him after a thirty seven year old woman was found dead in her home on Sunday the eleventh.

After his arrest, he was booked into jail, where his mugshot captured him wearing a purple sweatshirt bearing the message I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you.

Stop playing with me, the shirt read.

As of press time, he had not been charged in connection with that woman's death, and investigators have not yet determined the cause or manner of her death either.

The age old prank of egging a house nearly turned deadly when a Florida man tried to give a woman led poisoning by blasting bullets at his ex and her friend.

Oh Man, Police responded to a hospital.

He doesn't play this.

Guy, No, he doesn't.

Apparently not.

Police responded to a hospital about two am Sunday after a woman showed up with a gunshot wound to her arm.

She said she went with her friend to egg her friend's ex boyfriend's apartment.

Fun apartment says that he was own property.

Had like a lower level.

It's easier right there, as.

They peeled away, the X, identified as eighteen year old Jason Rodriguez, fired several rounds into her car, striking the victim.

Cops went to his home, where he admitted to shooting at the car.

He said he heard the commotion outside, grabbed his gun, and went out to investigate.

He then claimed the pranksters hit him with an egg in a rock.

As they drove off, He said he observed a green laser on his body, and that's when he opened fire at the car.

He thought they were using a sniper rifle on him or something, all right, and when he showed, he ended up hitting the ex's friend.

That narrative cracked almost immediately under surveillance footage, which detectives obtained and reviewed in full.

Please say the video showed Rodriguez was never hit by an egg or a rock, and there was no green laser, so their investigation was over easy.

The video did, however, capture him scrambling to pick up the shell casings, using his phone flashlight to locate and collect them, a detail suggesting his actions were something other than self defense.

Investigator summed it up plainly, concluding that Rodriguez proved an inaccurate statement, and an attempt to justify that shooting, while video clearly showed him firing at a departing vehicle which posed no threat.

God forbid, you get some middle school type revenge on a guy.

Yeah, that guy runs hot.

I can see why she left him.

So, I mean he's facing charges of attempted murder at this point.

Oh, of course overgetting egged.

I mean I got chased a couple times after egging a host or something, but I ever got shot at.

That's what you're expecting to get chased.

Yeah, that's what it is.

It's not no gunplay in vault.

It just eggs.

A man in central Ohio asked a car saleswoman for a test driving and jeep wrangler then ventured into four wheel drive felony territory, abducting her so he could take care of a few errands.

He just needed a car for the day.

Yeah, he had to do some shopping.

You got to go to hobby lobby, Yeah, from Target.

The man, fifty one year old Todd Mars, arrived at the Performance Luxury sport car dealership in Marysville, about thirty five miles northwest of Columbus.

He told staff he wanted to take a wrangler out for a drive.

He was very interested turning a spin and a jeep wrangler in an unpaid chauffeur arrangement with a captive audience.

He was paired with the sales associate and the two set off together.

According to the employee, the drive took a troubling turn when Mars veered off the usual route.

He pulled the suv up to a warehouse and sat there for several minutes.

When the associate ad asked him to head back to the dealership, he responded.

No, what are we doing here?

Man?

No, I'm not gonna do that.

That's so scary.

I would think he's gonna kill me.

And well, yeah, wait till you hear the rest, he said.

Now you just sit there and wait like a good girl.

Uhh.

The saleswoman managed to text her coworkers and share her location.

She also tried to make a call, but Mars grabbed her phone and tossed it on to the floor of the vehicle, and the drive continued.

Mars then went to a hospital to pick up a friend.

He refused to return the associate to her workplace until he finished his errands that day.

Court record show He has a criminal history, which includes an assault charge in his past, and in the most recent case, he scheduled to appear before judge next week.

It didn't say what kind of errands he needed to run so badly.

No, they never mentioned the kind of stuff he had to do.

He had to get a prescription, he needed, you know, swing by his buddy's place to lend them back his PlayStation two.

I don't know.

I mean, I've never been that desperate to run errands.

I guess no, No, no mean either.

Yeah, poor person.

Though test drives are awkward as it is, but then if you get held hostage and well guy runs errands, that sucks.

Oh, I hate them so much.

My husband got a truck not too long ago.

I think it was this past summer, and the obviously I went with I wanted to check it out, and so she sat in the back, and it just made them so much more awkward, and like the what made it?

Didn't help that Like I went to go sit in the back, She's like, no, you sit in the front, Like obviously, why wouldn't I.

You know, it is great when they don't go with you with few and far between.

You're right, Oh, I've never I've only been on a couple.

Most recently was this week when I got a new car.

But yeah, it was It's definitely like very uncomfortable.

You know.

It's just kind of make an awkward conversation.

Are you take it right here?

I'd imagine they get used to it, yeah, but I was still uncomfortable for them to, I would think.

And also like, you never know what you're getting yourself into when you get into a car with a stranger like that.

You know.

One of the times I took a drive, the car that I was test driving had air conditioned seats, and it was the middle of the summer, so I was wearing a sun dress and I was with a younger gentleman and we were driving it around and he's like, yeah, you know, so these are the heated seats.

This is this, this, and he goes and then this is the air conditioned seats.

And I was like, whoa, uh uh, that's that's weird.

And he was like, oh yeah, I did.

Oh shoot, I forgot that you were wearing a dress.

I bet that doesn't feel like the most comfortable or whatever he said, And it was just it made things so awkward.

Even in jeans or the giant basketball shorts I like to wear.

It's uncomfortable.

I never liked the ventilated seats.

Is it weird?

I don't know.

It kind of makes it feel like you peed your pants a little way, like it's so cold that it feels damp.

Or you know how they say like sometimes you can be something like burning, can feel like it's freezing almost.

Yeah, yeah that.

I'm always afraid that.

Oh no, my genitalia just started a fire.

It's I understand my sacism flames.

Here's a shortcut to securing holiday housing with bars instead of bows on the windows, getting high on meth, assaulting a police officer and then stealing her squad and Seattle, a man with lackluster festive spirit was taken into custody after stealing a patrol car from a Washington State Patrol lieutenant, and he chose to do it on Christmas.

Video from the scene showed the man crossing a busy Seattle interstate as a Washington State Patrol vehicle rolled up nearby.

He stopped, hesitated, paced for a moment, then walked straight to the driver's side door and yanked the trooper.

A trooper out she was pushed to the pavement as he climbed behind the wheel and sped away.

Oh my god, he just stole the cop card.

That's where the video ends.

But the story didn't stop there.

Police gave chase, and after an intense pursuit, officers pinned the vehicle and took that man into custody.

He only admitted to smoking meth earlier in the day, after cops found two glass pipes with burned residue on him.

No, no, it was early.

I'm not high.

I did it this morning.

I couldn't be affected now.

No, that was shortly after breakfast.

Yeah.

Yeah, I made my Denver omelet and smoked my meth I could normally do, and I went on with my day.

Everybody be cool.

My wife text She reminded me of a test drive we went on.

We were sworn to secrecy.

I completely forgot about this.

This was a long, long time ago.

I don't think we're even married yet, and we're test driving a vehicle.

The guy's like, hey, you know what, he told me to punch it.

I'm like, I'm not gonna punch it.

You know, I'm gonna I'm a speed limit guy.

Yeah, and so he's like, all right, let me show you what this thing's got.

You know, we got this baby purrs.

So he starts like hauling ass on a frontage road and all of a sudden we got pulled over right, and it's got the dealer played on the back.

Yeah, And so he gets a ticket.

He's explaining what's going on, kind of hoping that maybe the guy's like, he's like, hey, you know, we're just trying to show what this vehicle can do.

That come yeah, And the cop was like, well, why would they ever want to do what you just did in this vehicle?

Yeah, you're encouraging committing crimes.

Yeah, we were kind of stuck there.

He got a ticket and he's like, please don't tell anybody this happened.

So like they're not gonna find out.

Well I don't, no good question.

I don't know if they find out if.

Yeah, I mean, it's on his record.

He has to go back and tell them.

They give but like he doesn't.

Tickets usually affect your insurance, so like, isn't your insurance notified you?

I mean you can get a continuance for dismissal or whatever they call it.

Oh my god, that poor man.

Oh, I felt terrible for him.

Oh, and he was just trying to show off, thinking he was cool.

Yeah, probably thinking like I'm going to press his wife right here, you.

Know, awkwardly sit there while this dude got a ticket.

Yeah, thanks for texting.

That reminded me of that hunt.

Yeah.

Was he so bad dude?

Definitely one of those things where it was already awkward and then I got.

More rock because he tried to get out of it too.

Oh yeah, and then the guy's like nope, oh he.

Was sweating, and then he's panicking while the cop is back, you know, like looking up the license and your registration and stuff, and about that small talk, which is horrible.

Did you buy vehicle from him that day?

Yeah?

Okay, I kind of felt like I had vehicle, Josh, I least it.

Yes, I did.

I definitely did.

Heather Graham turns fifty six today, Edward Burns fifty eight.

I missed this.

I apologize.

We were scrambling yesterday.

We missed Nick so much.

He's been sick.

Hopefully he can join us again tomorrow.

So I didn't get a chance to get to text, partially because we were so busy, and partially because I was afraid of what you were saying about the show.

It's all positive, Josh.

But I wanted to make sure and wish a happy belated birthday to two awesome people, Chick for twenty Jesus and Nico Jesus.

My apologies to school bussing Kai Jesus for not doing it yesterday.

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Text a birthday shout out to Ryan and happy seventeenth anniversary Saturday to gluten free Jesus and no hawk welder Jesus.

That's ninety three X News.

Randy Shaver and Brad Riders on the Half Ass Morning Show.

Day two with no Nick video journal recording experiences for posterity, terror diarrhea still prevalent.

Remember to apologize to coworkers for the mess, fear level, letting the listeners down in Nick's absence, off the charts, ability to masturbate under extreme duress.

Still awesome.

Morning show video log without Nick Day two disconnected.

Well.

First of all, I think this tarnishes everything in the Hall of Fame, all of the inductees, everybody in the Hall of Fame, just because of ten or eleven or twelve ignorant jealous who did not vote for him.

I think it tarnishes everything about that Hall of Fame.

Well without Nick again today, there's a pretty big hole in the ship, and we don't want this thing going down without them, So we called in two of the biggest plugs we know.

Good morning, Randy, good morning, and Brad, thank you for joining us on what would normally beat your day off.

We needed to help and you were nice enough to step in.

Of course we appreciate it.

We're a bit like the Denver Broncos in the AFC Championship game because we're both without Nicks.

Do our best, he means, so I'm always afraid I'm gona let him down, but we'll do our best not to let him down.

You likely recognize the voice there in the opening clip.

Hall of Fame coach Jimmy Johnson won a many who spoke out yesterday.

He was pissed, Horny Grandpa Bill Belichick was snubbed as a first ballot Hall of Famer, and a lot of people homes Brady people were yesterday were very upset.

You know, BELLI rightly so.

And Belichick's got such an ego.

I bet he's kind of loving this right now because for the first time in what twenty years.

Yeah, he's getting widely praised by everybody.

Everybody's just s and his d right now saying, like, greatest coach of all time.

Oh my god, he's so great.

If he's on a first bounder, nobody should be in first ballader.

That's a good point.

Yeah, So many people are, you know, talking about it and speaking out about it.

Johnson was one of the loudest.

He was on the Pat McAfee show and was very upset.

Yeah.

I imagine Bell and his girlfriend sitting in bed together and she's on Twitter showing them all the loves.

I'm just waiting for that pill to kick in.

Yeah, showing them all the memes and stuff.

Look at this one.

Yeah.

I think this goes back to what we talked about a little bit yesterday that I think this is going to cause a little bit of an overhaul on how they vote, or it has to.

It has to anyway.

I mean, I mean only to half fifty people voting on this, and you know you can have ten or eleven people hold it hostage a little bit.

I mean, they got to look at how they vote on some of these things.

I think, well, they didn't mention this situation specifically, but the Hall of Fame did speak out yesterday issue a statement saying that they are threatening to remove some of the voters who violated by laws.

Yeah, so.

They you know what they're saying.

And I think part of the majority of it is that they released this early.

Wasn't supposed to come out until.

It's Chris and they're wondering who leaked it.

They're upset by that one.

But one of the committee members, there's a Kansas City Star columnist.

He said his decision had nothing to do because some of the rumors was, well, maybe it's spygate, she's too young to be your daughter gate or deflate deflate gate controversies, right, But he said, no, it's not nothing like that.

Then what is it?

Yeah, he was saying, it was just there was other people he thought deserved to be there more.

Yeah, I think a lot of Yeah, how was that?

I read I read his I read his explanation, and it was something to do with there was there were some people on the ballot, there were some senior members who were not going to get in unless he voted for him this time.

And he even named the three people that he voted for.

I think it was like Elsie Greenwood, Ken Anderson and somebody Roger Craig, and.

None of them deserve to be ahead of Belichick.

No.

Oh, that's my point is that, Okay, I mean, sure you voted for those three because they were going to go off the ballot, but none of those three should take the place of an eight time Super Bowl winner for carrying out out.

I mean, that's just part of the process, right, I mean, if those guys they had their chance to make the Hall, if people had voted for them, so obviously, if this is their last time on the ballot, they were not deemed worthy by fifty writers to be in the Hall of Fame.

So that's made its case worse by voting for Elsie Greenwood over Bill Belichick.

Yeah, that's a terrible excuse.

It just doesn't work.

But this also just goes to show that this is not a perfect science, right, This is not a perfect way.

There is no perfect way.

You're talking about people making decisions on players, coaches, making the Hall of Fame, and sometimes personality and personal biases come into play when you do these kind of things.

I'm sure that a couple of those voters thought, well, if I don't vote for him, he'll still get in, but I at least make my point.

Well, yeah, they probably didn't realize that there was going to be eight or nine others that felt the same way, and all of a sudden, he doesn't get in on the first ballot.

Well that's a very good point.

Yeah.

Yeah, Burple, I love and used to tell me all the time that there's deep leaves that there's no way he would have gotten into the Baseball Hall of Fame had he not done TV after he got done playing, because of the fact when he was a player, he used to treat the media horribly, and he basically admitted he said, yeah, he goes, if I wouldn't have done TV after I got done playing, I would have had no chance of getting in.

The Hall of Fame.

I didn't know that about him.

That kind of softened his image and that kind of stuftened the way people viewed him.

And he said, there's no way I would have gotten the Hall.

Of Fame had I not The telestrator went a long way for Burt back in the day.

I've never heard that before.

So he was difficult to talk to as a media member.

Oh yeah.

But also he was able to get in because of the committees that were set up to make sure that some of these players like blie Levin had opportunities after they were off the ballot to get in, right, I mean the veterans committees and things like that.

I mean Tony Oliva, Jim Cott, They're the same way.

So this was not that this was the Hall of Fame regular voting for the NFL.

But blie Levin also was able to get in, and so some of those other guys because there was like these catch alls after the official voting they were off the ballot, which I think is a good thing.

Sometimes it takes time for people to kind of look at these guys in a closer light and compare them a little bit to other players to see if they deserve to get in.

You're seeing that a lot right now in baseball, where they're talking about how Beltron got in this year and the Andrew Jones got in.

There's a lot of comparisons to some of the players that have already gotten into the Hall, looking at their numbers and making those decisions.

So do you guys think some of those veteran committees will work in the favorite guys like a Rod and Bonds and Clemens guys.

Eventually, yeah, I think eventually the things will soften enough where those guys likely will get in, but it may not be on the regular ballance.

I mean, if you're gonna have a museum that's telling the story of baseball, you have to include those guys in it, for better or worse.

Well, then you have to decide about Pete Rose and some other things too.

So right, it was actually ninety years ago today, In nineteen thirty six, the first five players were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Can you name them?

Well, Babe, Ruth's gotta be one.

What was the year nineteen thirty six?

Yep, first one?

Baby Ruth is on the list.

Yes, so is uh.

Lou Garrig not on the list for the first year?

Oh, Benny the jet Roal Cleveland.

Grover Cleveland was busy.

Mm hmm, I guess I don't know, ty Cob, Yes, also Miss Wagner, Christi Christy Man, Christie Matheson, uh and Walter Johnson.

Walter Johnson Pitcher.

Ye, okay, nineteen thirty six.

What were you doing back then?

Randy?

I was ten so I was still young, formative years school.

Yeah, the baseball card, Randy, you're probably collecting cars.

Back then, they used to put baseball cards in their spokes.

Yeah, yes, that's so cool.

Think of all the money that could have been.

Who would have thought they'd be worth so much money.

Well, and the card and the card business is just exploded again.

I mean, it's it's at a whole nother level right now, especially with these opening these packs and the monetary value of some of these cards.

It's crazy.

I know, they're oddly captivating the people opening packs of cards.

They are them.

And I was.

I was at a card shop recently in town.

I was just killing time, Wayne and pick the dog up from the groomer.

And of course I like looking at the sports memorabilia in the cards and stuff.

And there was a guy over there just buying packs.

He didn't, you mind, English Premier League packs.

He didn't know anything about soccer.

He just knew that there's some value in them.

So he was just opening packs, not to collect them, just looking for hits, basically hitting, like hitting the scratcher, you know.

Yeah.

Monday mark the fortieth anniversary of Super Bowl twenty where the Bears beat the Patriots and if you're rich, you know some of these collector Adams were talking about, uh, and I'd imagine a fan of the Bears, you can you can pick up a chance to own a piece of history.

The Bears sweater vest that head coach Mike Dick award during that actual game is up for oxygen.

Wow.

If you hate sleeves, you like the smell of cold cuts.

You like scatters.

It just smells like salamia, right, John.

Of a forty year old garment?

Yeah, oh yeah, good point.

It's been sitting around somewhere.

Did wear that Thing's cute?

It's the class.

That's what I think of.

That's definitely what it can.

That's one of those things where people saw it, they know exactly what it was, you know, exactly, even though it's just a sweater vest.

Didn't didn't you wear that sweater vest when they when they they made fun of the metrodome called it the roller dome and it was on the roller skates and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah, didn't you used to go to that data?

I never actually went to a No, but no, I always wanted to go.

It looked fun.

I mean, yeah, I've got nothing against Rollerblade.

I forgot about that.

They still do it or the new Metrodome right now?

They yeah, oh yeah, do they call it roller Dome?

They should just keep the name.

Yeah.

I don't know what they call it, but I have seen on Instagram some people have gone there and you know, skated around.

I checked last night.

It was up to eighty two thousand dollars on Golden dot co g O l D.

I Oh, Golden Auctions.

That's that's the big one they got to show on Netflix called I can't remember what it's called, as Good as Golden or something like that.

But it's all about, you know, acquiring that rare type of sports memorabilia and auction it off a kind of sports sports.

They do other stuff too, like pop culture and stuff and whatnot, but it's mostly sports, and if you're nerd for that type of stuff, I recommended checking another show out on Netflix.

It's it's very fascinating, you know.

They they meet with athletes, you know, and they get some of their prize memorabilia and they can sign it and auction it off, and it's it's crazy how much some of this money, how bunch of money this stuff goes for.

Well I would love if this sweater vest landed in the hands of one of those girls.

There's like these certain girls all over social media that will take like old vintage clothes and completely redo it.

She just makes it into like a belly share.

It really sucks that thing.

Up, all right.

The show is called King of Collectibles, The Golden Touch.

It's on Netflix.

There's like three seasons.

It's if you're a nerd like me, you will absolutely love it.

Yeah, I'm be honest, that's.

Actually sounds like a show that I would like.

I like those, Yeah, Brad.

You would dig it.

Right after I called.

It Lamb, I would Yeah.

I like Pond Stars and I was like, yeah, that's.

That's similar to the similar vibe I do.

I do love Pond Stars.

That reminds me of my dad.

That's all we watch.

Well, if you got the cash, you can bid through February seventh, Like I said, at least last night it was eighty two grand.

You get a letter signed from Ditka and there's pictures of him wearing it that come along with the vest as well.

Former Viking quarterback Sam Donald.

He's a lot cooler than we even knew.

There's a family connection between Sam Donald and an iconic marketing figure.

It turns out his grandfather is a former Marlborough Man.

One of the coolest looking guys ever.

I've never been a smoker, but I always thought the Marlboro Man was awesome.

More than one Marlboro Man.

Yeah, there was a few of them.

Darnold's grandfather.

He's former Marlboro man.

Dick Hammer, that's his name.

How do you improve being the Marlboro Borough Man?

You call yourself dick Hammer.

That's awesome.

I'd have I'd light up a heater dick Hammer.

Yeah, he'd get me to smoke sack.

Yeah.

The Pardon My Take podcast they were talking about that connection and it came out that Dick Hammer's legacy is quite girthy.

It goes well beyond being a Marlboro Man.

He became a face for Marlborough cigarettes for over a decade in the seventies.

But he has an athletic background too, which is pretty impressive.

His grandpa appeared in the nineteen sixty four Summer Olympics.

He competed in volleyball, and that came after Hammer was a USC Trojan basketball star and a firefighter.

Wow.

Can you imagine like shit, having grandpa sharing stories.

You're talking about Grandpa's suck to follow, Sam Darny.

That's a lot of where athletic came from.

That's right, I guess.

So I hope the coach goes up to them before the game and just looks him in the eye and says, do it for Dick, mister Hammer, Yeah, do it for Hammer.

Yeah.

I'll tell you what.

The Marlborough Man, Joe Cammell, all those things they got me as a kid.

I never got into smoking, but I definitely thought they were really cool.

That Joe cambl We've talked about this before, like all the merchandise they used to have.

Well, that's that's during the time where you could advertise both in print and TV and everything.

I mean, it's crazy.

Smoking advertising was everywhere.

Smoking's cool.

Come do it kids.

Oh yeah, I advertising was like beery advertising today.

I've held onto a lot of sports illustrators fro when I was a kid, and you can tell you know, you go through them and you're like, oh wow, there's a lot of cigarette ads in this.

Completely forgot about that.

Some other super Bowl stuff.

You want to hear some super Bowl fun facts?

Sure?

I like that did you know this is Sam Donold's in Super Bowl.

He was the backup to Brock Party during the forty nine Ers overtime lost of the Chiefs in Super Bowl fifty eight.

Was that right?

Yeah?

And this is also Drake May's second Super Bowl too, if you count going as a fan as a thirteen year old to see his Caroline the Panthers play the Denver Broncos in.

The Super Bowl fifty I don't count that.

This is Drake May's second super Bowl.

So it's both guys in their second super Bowl.

They got experienced.

That's funny.

Yeah, they mentioned that on the broadcast.

They brought that up, like his dad brought him or something like that.

Yeah, I'm a little kid, a little sure.

Probably the Camp Newton, Jersey.

Ran I thought it was a little bit cheaper to go back then.

That's a cool story.

Yeah, super Bowl fifty wasn't all that long ago.

Ten years ago.

Yeah, I bet oh.

I didn't even pay attention to what one you said.

I just imagined him to be a lot younger.

But I forget that.

Yeah he's only twenty three year old.

Yeah, yeah, I forget about that.

They're just they're they're so Young.

And the Seahawks and Patriots are the latest of ten Super Bowl rematches.

Seahawks and Patriots, of course played that game we talked about a couple of days ago where they didn't run the ball and run the ball in the goal line interception twenty seven to twenty four.

The other ones the Steelers than Cowboys.

They met three times in the Super Bowl.

The other previous repeats are Dolphins, Washington, forty nine Ers, Bengals, Cowboys, Bills, Patriots, Giants, Patriots, Eagles, Patriots Rams, a lot of Patriots, Chiefs, forty nine Ers, and Chiefs Eagles.

So ten to three match in Super Bowl history.

Are you guys excited for this Super Bowl?

No?

Oh, you're not.

Yeah, Actually watch Sam Darnold play.

Yeah, because I would like to see Seattle wine.

I'm a little bit excited.

Yeah, I'm more excited than I have been in the past.

I mean, I'm just glad.

I'll say this on behalf of neck.

It's not the Chiefs, Yeah, I agree, but it's the Patriots.

Well, but it's a different style.

Yeah, it's more of the fans, Randy, I understand the Brady and Belichick aren't there.

I just can't stand the arrogance of their fans anymore.

It's just it's gotten to me over the years.

It's uh, They've never their fans have never bothered me.

Oh really, Yeah, grinds Danus gears.

Yeah, I guess so.

It does grind my gears.

The last time the Patriots were in the super Bowl, here's excuse me, last time the Seahawks are in Super Bowl.

Here's what's happening in the world.

The original Creed hit theaters.

This was ten years ago.

Oh, it's such a good movie.

Oh, I know, never seen it?

What?

Oh, Ashley, I hate I hate to be the How have you never seen that?

Person?

But how have you never seen that?

It's like a fighting movie, right, like boxing?

Yes, yeah, that's why.

I just like a fighting.

I'm so sorry.

I I met fighting as in boxing.

Yeah, so, I mean that's why I've never really watched any movie like that.

Not never any of the Rockies or anything.

Nope.

We named our dog after I know.

Do you like the Do you like the idea of Michael B.

Jordan's training shirtless?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Okay, Well, if you see a pop on Netflix, give it a shot.

It's very good.

Uptown funk was the number one song the last time the Seahawks are in the Super Bowl, and continues to play it every single wedding.

My gosh, true.

I've only been to a couple weddings since that's been out, and yours being one of them.

Did you play that at the dance?

I'm pretty sure he got played.

Yeah.

At some point I despise that song.

Do you really The year that came out, me and my ex boyfriend and his mother and father went on a road trip and that song played about sixteen thousand times.

Oh okay, dad, that would get.

It was good about the first three times I heard it, but the next three thousand.

There probably it did get.

It wasn't pretty every commercial for a while there too.

And also the Apple Watch hit shelves the last time the Seahawks and Super Bowl, So that's what was happening last time the Seahawks were there, the chickens were there.

Never been a huge fan of those Apple Watches.

Not for me, I'm not a watch guy.

They kind of look dorky, you know.

I didn't want to be mean, but like, yeah, I like when people dress super nice, like for example, Dana's wedding recently, I saw people dressed really nice and then they had the Apple Watch on.

It just doesn't go together.

You should wear like a ball gown and an Apple watch.

And then they try to get like the fancy like wristband forward to try to class it up a little bit, but it still just looks like you're inspector gadget or something.

My husband's mom had had it's not an Apple watch, but it's a smart watch, and she asked if I wanted it because she held on for too long, can't return it?

And I thought, oh, you know, I've always wanted something that like counts my steps.

And I put it on and I was like, no, this is not for me.

I look like a complete loser with a watch on.

Yeah, my ex wife got me one for Christmas, and I go, oh, this is gonna get returned.

Immediately, I say, do you have an Apple Watch?

No, you cannot pay me to wear one of those.

Not for me.

I understand they're practical and useler for some people, but not my style.

Did you tell her right away?

You open it and you're like, this sucks.

Yeah, well it wasn't.

Technically it was a Samsung watch, but same thing you know, because it paired with my phone.

But I'm like, oh, this is very thoughtful, babe.

I'm never ever gonna put this on my wrist.

I just had to be honest with her.

Good for you, well, you you know, you know you don't know.

Randy and Brad might be Apple Watch guys.

I am.

I am a watch guys.

Healthy for those Yeah, I can see that I have epilepsy and I thought about getting one for that reason.

You know, I don't want to know.

I don't want to know how I sleep.

I don't want to know that stuff and I and I won't sleep as well if I know that stuff.

So I just don't want to know.

Your Apple Watch is going to tell you, boy, you're gassy.

Man.

I've always wanted one of those Aura ring.

I was just going to say that Ashley, my wife goblin recently and she like reports her sleep score to me every day, and I'm like, wow, that is It's insane how much it's wearing a ring on your finger.

You can tell that much about you know, your heart rate, your stress levels, your how you slept, how often you woke up.

You know that.

I just don't want to know.

I just don't want to know that stuff.

Yeah, I understand if I wore something like that, it would it would just make me more sad, like, hey, reminder, you only got four hours it's a sleep last night and they were all in thirty minute segments.

Oh okay.

And also with Apple watches too, like I'm already dicted in my phone enough as it is.

I don't need another thing to be looking at all the time.

I wouldn't be able to see it very well.

That reminds me I had one for a short amount of time.

An Apple Watch.

Yeah, I cannot picture either.

Yeah, I'm not a watch guy, a jewelry got nothing like that.

No blame for me usually, but the reason.

I got it except the sea ring though, of course what's that the sea ring?

Oh?

Yes, of course, yeah, of course very helpful.

I've heard they can be.

Yeah, I like to wear it at church.

But I got the Apple Watch because I thought, you know what it's sometimes you know, it might can be considered rude to pull your phone out if you're with somebody, yes, right, I got kids, and if somebody textsite want to make sure nothing's wrong.

So I thought I'll just get an Apple Watch and then I can kind of glance at it and be less rude.

But that's that's that's what doctors do.

Doctors wear those kind of watches so that they don't feel you know, uh, but they get a message and they look at their watch as opposed to pulling out a phone when they're.

With a patient to see if it's like crucial emergency.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just it's less intrusive with a patient.

My expirits was different because I'd look at my watch and every people would be like, oh, you gotta go checking the time as I finally like trying to say I got to get out of here, something like that.

So I decided I just gave it away.

My wife's friend wanted it, so I just gave it to her.

Angry Minnesota sports fan Jesus said, uh, well, I guess I'll be posting my Apple watch and fancy wristband I have for it on eBay this morning.

Good.

I'm not for shaming you into selling that new.

Door and old jam Jesus said, I don't need an Apple Watch to tell me I'm gassy.

I got a wife for that.

I did see a funny reel on Instagram yesterday where it said It showed like a wife talking and a husband's in there listening and said me listening waiting for her to smell the fart.

Gross.

You know, the health rail, the wrecking the health and things like that.

That does appeal to me.

I mean, I know, Shoot, we've told stories about Apple Watch.

Well, smart watches saved people's lives.

Yeah, they learned somebody something that's going on yard Barker dot com.

They put together a list of some what they called notable Pro Football Hall of famers who were snubbed that should have got in in the first round.

So Randy and Brad I was interested in your take on these.

Okay, the first one they mentioned is Terrell Owens.

Well, it's controversial, Yeah, another one of those media probably hated the game.

Yeah, well, loved him or hated him, Yeah, depends on you know, but yeah, I can see that the.

Sit ups on the driveway didn't really do anything to help.

And he also played with and kind of behind Jerry Rice, so he was kind of in that same time period.

Get the first time.

I can kind of see that.

What what about Shannon Sharp?

Took him three years aget in.

He's a lot more controversial now than he was, so I don't think that was really the reason.

You know, I don't know.

Tight Ends kind of had a hard time getting into the Hall of Fame.

It was kind of like a d H in baseball.

It took a lot of people understanding the position to get them into the hall, uh, you know, right away.

So it took probably people a low to appreciate the fact that they could that they had a dual role, like they had to be really good blockers and receivers, not just one together.

Yeah.

Another one.

They mentioned that it took him eight years to get in.

Art Monk they said, should have been a first ballot Hall of Famer.

Yeah, I mean I.

Was maybe sooner than eight.

But yeah, I'm not so sure I would have put him in right away.

Yeah it's not again again you based it on a guy like Jerry Rice or Chris Carter, Randy Moss.

You know, I'm just thinking of great receivers that had an impact.

Art Monk was good, but he played also with a group of receivers in Washington that were we were all very talented.

So I would argue our Monk probably wouldn't have gotten in at all if the Redskins wouldn't have won those super Bowls.

Yep, it's probably true and the only reason.

I'm not the only reason, but a big reason they won those Super Bowls was their running games, So I'm not sure anyway, Yeah, back.

To the Super Bowl real kick.

One thing I forgot to mention, I don't know what you guys are doing after the game ends.

You finished watching the Super Bowl.

But ESPN's doing a twenty four hour broadcast previewing the twenty twenty seven Super Bowl.

So how do they do about I mean, they're gonna be talking about the game, of course, but highlighting the fact that next year's games is gonna be on ABC.

So it's gonna start with Scott Vet Scott Van Pelt doing Sports Center live from outside the stadium.

They're gonna have some programming overnight, and then the morning show, you know, the shouty shows where they're yelling at each other.

They'll be broadcasting live from outside the stadium.

Where is it going to be played next year?

I don't know where it's gonna be.

You can do it outside the super Bowl and this year the stadium this year.

Okay, So that meant that they were going to be at the empty stadium.

No no, no, no no, So you can do it outside so far in San Francisco, and they're gonna be you know, they'll have a player on the next morning and stuff.

But a full twenty four hours of coverage for the twenty twenty seven Super Bowl.

If you really can't get enough NFL, I'm okay.

Thank you, though I'm surprised they can feel that much time about it.

Yeah, I'm guessing this up overnight.

It's gonna be recorded obviously, but then the next morning basically all of ESPN shows that they air during the day, I'm guessing Pat McAfee and stuff, it's all gonna be live and then leading up to Jimmy Kimmel doing a show out there too.

So but I mean, like, what do you say, Well, there'll be an AFC team, an NFC team.

Yeah, they'll probably recovery or you know, recapping the game, of course, but yeah, it's just they're going to.

Break down every team's schedule, Yeah, to give everybody everybody's odds of winning the Super Bowl.

Just sometimes I I love the NFL as much as the next guy, but sometimes there's just so much over that sounds miserable, just the entire off season where there's like, oh, today's day, we're going to announce the schedules, you know, start a free agency.

I saw this know yesterday that the New England Patriots schedule next year.

Their seventeen games schedule, only two games are against teams where their head coach wasn't fired last year.

Oh god, okay, good, so they'll be back.

Yeah, yeah, their division everybody got gassed.

So that's six right there.

Yeah, only two of their seventeen games are against coaches that return.

That's crazy.

The other Hall of Fame news too, is that it sounds like Eli Manning's not going to get in it on the first ballot either, which I think is fine.

You know, Yard Barker brought up Eli Manning saying that that would be a travesty.

I mean, he'll get in eventually.

The two Super Bowls, a loan, you know, he's finished top ten and a couple of huge passing statistics.

Yeah, and he got to try to separate the fact that he's a popular endorsement and he's really good on TV.

Now, all from that, I think that's current.

We'll get in, but I don't know.

I don't think he'll be.

A first, right.

I think you're right, Brad.

If he had just retired and just kind of retired and wasn't top of mind, I would to immediately be like, oh God, Eli Mann, he's not in the Hall of Fame like that.

That's crazy.

So I think, yeah, the popularity and he is by far the funniest of the coolest of the two Manning brothers.

And who would have thought it?

Oh, I know, he just seemed like such a dork when he was playing, you know.

I guess his brother kind of did too, but he was more you know, hosting ESNL and doing commercials and stuff during his playing days.

But Eli is like low key hilarious.

He's I love him, Yeah, I do too.

He's one of those kind of sneaky, funny.

Guys, right, Yeah, uh huh, he's cool.

I like him a lot.

Yeah, his personality didn't really start to shine until after he got out of the league.

Do you fellas watch the Wolves last night?

I did not because I'm sitting here in Florida.

Oh I suppose you probably don't have access to it.

I went back and forth between that and the golfer game.

Yeah, we'll get into that too.

But the Wolves won last night.

I had won eighteen one of five.

Julius Randall thirty one points in from the hometown crowd.

He's a Dallas guy.

Edwards did play.

He's got that lingering footage was just kind of I would like to know more about that.

That's been going on for a while, right, and.

He's kind of in and out.

I wonder if they're just like a toe injuries.

Yeah, I wonder if they're just kind of listing that as kind of like giving him a rest day here and there, you know, or if it's actually something more serious, Well.

If it's more playing, yeah, he's been playing back to backs.

He hasn't been playing the second one back to backs.

I know that if it's more serious, they should be resting him because they're gonna need him down the stretch.

This is not the time to be experimenting whether he can play or not play, right, I think.

I think a game in Dallas would be a perfect time to rest the guy for this that case.

I mean, if you look at if you look at their schedule coming up, they've got a couple of games in Memphis.

You know, Memphis is struggling.

Toronto's very good.

New Orleans is struggling.

They've got some opportunities here, but they play There's so many more games games left.

I mean, there's a lot of season left to play.

So the bottom line is for him, he needs to get as healthy as he cans, if that means rest for a couple of weeks in rest him.

Yeah.

Part of the problem too is something we've talked about, and you talk about a lot Randy.

They are so thin.

Their benches just not very good.

And when you take a guy like that out and you have a game that you should win, you put at risk not winning that game by not having him playing because your bench isn't good enough to carry the load so well.

And then they're a little bit caught in that situation too.

And the other thing is, now there's this discussion about Giannis and the Timberwolves are part of this trade discussion that they are a serious candidate for a trade for Yannis, And if that's the case, then obviously their roster is going to be much thinner than what it is right now because they're going to likely be giving up if they do something this, probably a Jaden McDaniels, maybe even a Dante, possibly a Julius.

There there, there's there's all sorts of possibilities here over the next couple of weeks leading up to the trade deadline, because supposedly, if you read through the through the lines of the NBA experts, the Wolves are as serious in the serious conversations.

Well, I'm not sure I would do that, because he's been hurt this year himself a couple of different times, and maybe that's to preserve his body for a trade.

I mean, I get that, I get how this works.

And also the Wolves don't have the one thing that might keep them from making this deal.

They're going to have to take a third team involved because they don't have a first round pick, and and Milwaukee's gonna want a first round pick if well, they're just not gonna want players in return.

They're gonna want to pick too.

And that's part of the discussion on whether the Bucks will actually pull the trigger before the trade deadline or they'll wait until the offseason where teams can they can evaluate what the first round picks look like.

So it may not happen, but the Wolves are like one of three teams that are in serious, supposedly serious discussions about Giannis.

Yeah, speaking of the summer, Randa Yahoo Sports throw it's six teams broken into two categories, teams that might get them at the deadline or teams that might wait till the summer deadline.

Teams they listed, they didn't list Minnesota.

They listed the Knicks, Golden State in Miami and the three that might make a move, or the summer that makes San San Antonio, the Rockets and the Pistons for your honest.

Through the NBA beat writer, though I watched some of that last night on ESPN.

The Wolves are supposedly in conversations so well.

If you look at Twitter and Wolves fans, it's already a dumbe deal.

Giannis is coming here.

Yeah, Yeah, they're already like there's full of shops of him wearing those black purple Prince jerseys.

You know.

Yeah, he seems like.

A pretty weird if you believe that, if you believe some of the stuff coming out of New York too, I mean New York might be offering cat that's part of it, and you know that almost seems like a good one to one type of a deal as far as salary goes, too, because you've got to match the salaries too, right, and if and if you're going to trade you know Cat, I mean, that might make you know, the Bucks sit up and pay attention if if they're calling about him too.

I know he's a professional athlete and he's well compensated and he lives a good life.

But I just want Cat to be happy.

And I just hate the fact that his name has been thrown out at every trade deadline and every off season for the last like ten years.

It doesn't seems I know he's I know, I know, but he seems like such a likable dude.

I've never met him, but everything I've heard, he's just a great guy.

And I just like it's got to wear on a dude after a while.

But look at it this way, Dan, you're you're not going to be part of trade discussions if you're not valuable.

That's a good point.

So it's a very valuable modity right now.

He's still young enough that he can help teams win.

He's a veteran.

Uh.

There's just a lot of pluses, you know, right now in his for him as a possible trade candidate.

I can speak to somebody, I can speak to somebody who does know him.

He is a good guy, Dana, I agree with that.

Oh is there a butt coming?

No?

No, well, I was just going to say as a teammate, I will say though, as a teammate, he is a little challenging because his maturity level isn't always there.

Yeah, okay, that makes so yeah.

Yeah.

The trade deadline, by the way, is a week from today, so Wolves only have a couple of games left of her Giannis is in town and one of those this night they got a thunder late one eight thirty.

That always ideals video, Yeah, always ideal eight thirty start time on his streaming service.

Not many people have, so.

That's what everybody has Prime now, Okay, I guess I heard is right.

It was like, I don't know, like I hate when there's stuff on Peacock.

Oh, I like Peacock.

Not every like Peacock is one of those things where you're like, oh cool, like a show came out and so you download it for like a week, and then you never go back to it until something else is on it.

I'll send you my password, Ashley.

Thank you.

Other basketball news Goper, I've read you said you watched it last night.

Though you're not gonna win too many Big ten games when you give up fifty points in the second half on the road.

No, And again this goes back.

We talk about this all season long.

They just are not They don't have a bench.

They literally do not have a bench.

I mean, their starters play a phenomenal first half, They're up eighteen at the half, and they ran out of gas.

I mean it just you could see it happening in the second half during the game.

Well, and their top player didn't play last night, Ken Tyson, So I mean that doesn't help them either.

But again, you know, I go back to this, and I've said this a lot, and I know Brad has too.

You got to give these guy's credit.

You got to give med that.

Yeah he is.

He is getting the most out of this team.

They're so shorthanded.

They are there, but there they battle every single time.

And you know, who knows how this will look a month from now.

They may have completely run out of gas and maybe they'll get blown out of games and and and that's very possible.

But they have seven scholarship players available last night, nine players total last week.

So I mean, I want to say, I want to see this coach.

I want to see this coach with a roster of eight or nine guy that he can trust to play, because I think they would be very they'd be very very good.

Another thing I found I did a little little uh research last night.

If you took the starters versus starters in Big Ten games, just the starters on the Gophers versus the starters on the other team.

I looked through the box scores.

The Gophers will be eight and two in the conference right now.

Yeah, the ben got who's gotten outscored so almost every game.

But if the if you just took the starting lineups versus the starting lineups, the Gophers would be eight and two.

They've outscored the other teams starters eight out of ten conference games.

That goes to our point about they just don't have a bench.

They're just not deep.

Well and they're not and they're not healthy.

That's that's no, they're not healthy, right.

Yeah.

And with a transfer portal, you have to wonder are the reinforcements coming or are guys just going to bail and leave?

You know, that's the you know, kind of predicament that you.

Would like to think there'd be guys in the transfer portal that see you know, Nico MEDVET and they see that and they would want to come here.

You you would hope that.

Can't that work.

But the thing, but the thing about a data everybody's in.

The same boat, right for the transfer portal.

It's not just the Gophers.

Yeah, they may lose more players than some because they don't have the necessary NIL funds to keep these guys.

But everybody is in the same boat.

You see some of these teams that have a lot of money still lose good players because other teams just outbid them.

It's just it's such a crazy time for college sports.

It's just insane how outrageous it is that colleges are basically like professional teams.

They can't they it's it's just out It's just insane.

The one thing NICOVETVET can promise somebody in the transfer portal that he wants to go get and spend some money on him, going to get playing time.

Yes, right, that's what I was going to say.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Yeah.

The Wild play tonight.

They host the Flames at Saint Paul seven o'clock.

Puck dropped there.

But speaking of the Wild, remember the story we talked about a couple of weeks ago where a guy who runs a local sports media company ten thousand Takes.

He lost a hockey bet and he had to stay at Stubborn Herbs from open to Clothes one Saturday.

Oh yeah, and for every beer he drank, I think they cut off like a half hour for every shot he took, and to cut off an hour and he time laughs himself being there.

It was a very funny video.

He made another bet for the game on Tuesday night against the Blackhawks.

He was at the game with a buddy who was a black Hawks fan.

They made a bet on the game and the wild one.

So thankfully the guy who runs ten thousand Takes is in the clear, but his buddy, the Blackhawks fan, here's what he has to pay up.

He has to take a line scooter from Saint Paul to Minneapolis in the dead of winter.

Oh, he's going to be frozen.

Sounds terrible.

I don't know how you do that, even it's going to be inverted.

Yeah, can you do that?

Or like, do you have to get on a highway?

I guess I wouldn't know.

I want to get on the highway, but no, I mean, like, are you able to get there without getting on the highway?

Oh sure, Yeah, I'm not really.

Could he get by on a technicality and go over by like East River Road where changes from Minneapolis to Saint Paul's.

Bred Always, Yeah you.

Do, and I'll I saw.

How's the battery life on those things?

You know?

Is that gonna be able to last?

Is he gonna have to find multiple Lin scooters along the way?

Did you want to pick up another one?

Like like set them up beforehand and just pray that nobody else takes them?

Mm hmm.

Like you're driving a Tesla, you guta stop at a high V or something like that.

That couldn't charge it up on your on your route.

They should have made it where like, uh, he has to be in a certain type of clothes too, Like he can't be like completely bundled up and all happy and.

Warm, gotta be in the Barrett swimsuit.

Yeah, but yeah, that sounds absolutely miserable and it's crazy.

You still see Lime scooters in my neighborhood on the snow.

It's like, who's piloting those right now?

Yeah?

I thought they were all gone.

I assume maybe you'd have to provide his own.

No, I dropped my car off for an oil change.

The other day and I walked home.

It's the neighborhood place, just a few blocks.

If I saw a Lime scooter, I'm like, that would be hilarious to pick that up and try to run it right now, because you're just asking dislocated shoulders.

Dude, it was so cold the day you got your car.

I cannot believe you walked.

Oh yeah, no, it was freezing, but I guess it was only a couple of blocks away.

When we were talking about the Mannings earlier, I and thank you for the text coming in to remind me the We have an endorsement from the Manning brothers for the morning show, and people requested that we play that.

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On.

You may want to use your station announcer for that last part you got enunciate.

Unfortunately, it's home sick.

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Morning doctor, good.

Morning, how are you.

I'm good.

I'm not as sick as you.

Guys.

Have been.

It's been sorry, it's weird.

So all of us were gone to day and it was it was like a domino effect.

Nick.

I woke up to a text from Nick saying, yeah, I can't make it in, and I was already like, oh shoot, because my voice was shot on Tuesday, like I sound like Michael J.

Fox or throat headaches, that kind of stuff.

But I came in.

I get here at Ashley text I can't come in.

I called Dana and Dane's like, dude, I don't think I can do it today.

So whatever it was, it got all of us and it's killed Nick's voice, So that's why he's still going.

Definitely.

Yeah, I'm hoping he's feeling better.

It seems like he's feeling better.

But maybe we get him back tomorrow again.

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Make sure you can get your questions in.

We'll get to as many of them as possible.

I thought of you yesterday, doctor Andrea, not just because you're coming in today, but because I had what I thought might have been an emergency situation with one of my dogs where we're both looking at each other like what are we going to do here.

He was choking on a treat, like one of those dental bones.

Yeah.

Yeah, and they just go so fast, right, They've loved to eat them, and he's kind of like trying to get it up, and I'm thinking, well, if he's still making noises, it's probably good.

But he's looking at me like, dude, are you going to do something?

This is very uncomfortable and so I mean, you can give the Heimlich maneuver to a dog, right or no.

You can, Yeah you can, but it's very rare for dogs to choke on bones like that.

They have a pretty forceful way of ejecting things.

It took them a lot longer than I would have liked.

Did it?

Yeah?

I mean, and you're right, if you're still making noise, you can breathe.

You know.

It's like people too, right.

Yeah, I've heard that when I was just telling you that I'm going to start feeding my son real food soon.

And that's what like the advice says, like, if they're making noise, they're still trying to get it out.

Yeah, what got it?

But I mean the biggest thing is you see dogs eat like tennis, like tennis balls.

If they catch it too aggressively.

That's where it gets stuck back there.

Oh yeah, I worry about that because I've got big dogs.

We have a ridiculously sized.

Tennis bon cool.

I can imagine what I've seen those at the store, at the huge ones.

You still get stuck in your dogs.

Well, thing, if it gets stuck, that's on them.

We're responsible pet owners that we tried to do it.

And if they can, you know, it would have to be on purpose if they do.

You ever work with frogs, No, but I have a frog, Okay, so you'll know something metal detecting Jesus says my daughter's frog.

And then in parentheses, some fat toad hasn't eaten in a month.

Should we be worried?

Or does this happen sometimes?

Well?

I guess is it like a land frog a water frog because they can It's crazy, the little microscopic, microscopic stuff they can pick up in the aquarium that they get as nutrition.

So my guess is there's algae or something in there, if there's water that they can feed off of.

I mean, I don't think that frog would be alive it's been a month without Yeah, that sounds insane.

It's getting something somewhere.

I actually questioned that with my own frog.

I'm like, I haven't fed you for a while, and he's happy as a clan.

Then you can tell he's happy hopping around more.

I once went like two hours about eating, So.

That's pretty You were tough to be around.

I was you didn't You didn't like me that day?

John, Now you were a monster, big bear?

Did Jesus text it in?

And he wants to know if somebody makes a mew caller.

He has a six month old kitty and it is very loud.

No, not a thing like a bar collar.

No, I haven't seen it in the cat.

I don't.

I know.

Cats just wouldn't listen.

No, screw you No.

And honestly that'll over subside as the cat gets older.

It's the kitten.

They're usually loud, right.

I could picture a cat in violence if you try to put something like that on them.

Sure.

And it's probably in the middle of the night too, which the worst.

Oh I've heard.

I've heard that from people where they just say, the cat's screaming in the middle of the night.

What is that?

Ghosts?

Cat?

Ghosts?

Probably?

Oh?

I have a question thinking about cats and the darkness.

So my cat likes to chill in our it's a finished basement.

I don't want it to seem like I just throw my cat in our dark dungeon.

Probably yeah, probably she she loves being down there.

It's away from the dogs.

Dogs can't get to her.

But sometimes I feel bad because I will notice that we forgot to leave a light on for her.

Do cats care if there's or do they prefer being in the darkness?

I mean that's how they stalk their prey too.

Is you know they're doing it at night?

Okay, you know, getting mice and all that stuff.

No, I don't think cats are so incredibly crazy in terms of their like hunting ability and their stalking ability.

And they're they're they are fine in the dark.

That's so bad as they really are they really are.

Is it the same thing with dogs with leaving a light on, because sometimes we'll be like, oh god, we've had to leave a light on from Charlie.

I think dogs probably have more of a preference for being in the lights.

Yeah, like people, a.

Cat, I can imagine them just he terrified in the dark.

Base.

I can't say any of it.

Yeah, let me ask you, this is this a little extra as a dog owner.

My wife recently got lights, like censor lights for the stairs as you go up, so that he doesn't have to go up and down the stairs in the dark anymore.

Is that extra?

Is that smart?

I mean that it's smart.

It's smart.

I don't know.

You can call it extra if you want to call it extra extra, that's what you do, Grandpa.

Usually Staying on cats, somebody texted in and wants to know why their five year old female cat is obsessed with rubbing on everything and getting smacked by her by a slipper over and over again.

Wow is she crazy?

They want to know?

Maybe?

I mean they love to rub on people and things.

They like to get their scent on things, So I'm guessing that's probably why.

Yeah, Ima, I never had a cat before I met my husband, and his cat will like rub its corner of its mouth.

Yes on me?

Is that what it's doing?

They have?

They also have like a fair under their upper lip that certainly they like to spread that smell.

It's just it always scares me because I'm afraid after that she's gonna bite my hand.

Yeah, and a lot of times they will.

Why why do they do that it's like overstimulated.

Yeah, they're funny.

We got a dog here, a year and a half German shepherd who has had a licking fascination their entire life, lick or kennel, the floor, the wall, her pause, she still looks her pause, And people have told him that's not good.

She might have an infection.

Is this something I should be worried about?

This set?

You know, a lot of times licking medically can be related to reflux, like gird or acid reflux, and they just have discomfort in their esophagus.

So unfortunately you can't you could do a scope to look down and see what the esophagus looks like, but you could try over the counter like pepsidy ce, yeah, and see if that helps.

Because a lot of times they'll lick if they have some gi upset or reflux.

So sometimes it's behavioral though, and it's just like an OCD thing.

Gird is such a funny word I want to start using as an insult.

Yeah, you're such a gird.

It's like a pizzl rot.

Yeah.

Yeah, quick compliment for you here, doctor Andrew.

You deserve all of them GNR twins.

Jesus said their ridgeback.

Changa is in for You're Familiar.

Yeah.

I actually just stopped in this morning on the way to work and I said hello to Chega.

Oh cool, having surgery today, yes, with doctor.

Yeah, And they said they just wanted to say they go go to Germut because they've heard how great you are on the radio.

I love that.

They said they'd love to meet you someday.

Oh cool.

I saw them walking in with Changa this morning.

Do we have time for a poop question?

Love poop questions?

This is from Appliance Whisper Jesus.

My ten month old Australian shepherd eats my German shepherd's poop all the time.

How do I get it to stop?

They're never going to stop.

They don't once they get a taste for it.

You can try anything.

It's cuzy.

I would be a bajillionaire if I had some magic potion or medication to get dogs to stop eating.

Poop, especially frozen it's a delicacy.

They love them.

Or the TUTSI rolls from cap that's just yeah, trifling.

We had a poop eater dog.

I could it was?

It sucked?

Yeah, one actually two terrible.

You might go, oh my god, that's gross.

Two out of three of my dogs do that.

One of them, though, the black lab that you see, she doesn't really get the free rain outside, so she obviously does not eat feces anymore.

But yeah, one of mine still does.

And I forget about it until after he slicked my face.

Oh yeah, I'm like, oh great, yeah, all over my faces like a second meal for them.

My fairy first dog was a cocker Spaniel.

We got him when I was in fourth grade, and uh named Cody.

He was great, he was a wonderful dog.

Miss him all the time.

But he when he was a puppy, he pooped on the floor and I was the only one around.

So I went to go get a paper towel and I came back and the poop was gone.

And I was so confused because I didn't know that was a thing, and I was like looking around, like where did it go?

Where did I imagine that?

And then my mom was like, uh, Dana, I think he ate it.

I was so horrified as a child, I didn't realize that was the thing at the time.

It's gross.

Yeah, that's gross, my dog.

So we have to tie him up kind of close to each other and every once in a while, they'll just pee on the other one and the other one doesn't care.

Really, I don't understand seeing that before.

Ye have dogs gold showers, Well mine are.

I can tell you that Colossopity beg Jesus wants to know why his dog does air humping all the time.

He'll just be standing there looking at them.

They'll be pet in his ears, and then he just starts humping the air.

Yeah, so he's excited, air hunted.

I've never seen.

Yeah, I don't know if he's neutered or not, but sometimes that will help a view neuterom.

But he's he's just over stimulated.

Cats bite dog's hump air stimulated.

It's so funny seeing it happened.

Next time it happens at my house, I'll send you a video.

Josh, that's insane.

Yeah, that's kind of funny when they do that.

That does sound kind of hilarious.

Are dogs attracted to a certain type of people?

Because my best friend has a dog named Walt, a big old dog, and any dogs and yeah, yeah you met that dog.

Anytime I'm over there, he just incessantly humps me NonStop, and I'm the only one he humps.

I saw this happen.

So I was over at Dana's friends, you really, and we were waiting for Dana to come over, and there's like, I don't know, five girls there.

Dog never tried to hump any of us.

Dana walks in and it was just like attack.

Oh and it's not it's like I try to walk away, I'll be you know, I'll walk over to the other side of the room.

Humping me.

I go refrigerator.

He's trying to hump me, Like, am I just sexy to dogs?

Apparently?

Apparently?

Or he's threatened by you with all the ladies in the house.

Maybe dominated.

Yeah, he's in charge.

That's incredible.

Oh yeah, and he's an aggressive humper too, my goodness.

Yeah he's big, like he could take you down.

Oh yeah, he's a big dog.

Wow.

Yeah, he's trying to dominate you.

Okay, just to show show the women in the room that day, he's in charge.

Still at it, Okay, sounds like it's working.

And also he didn't really need to prove anything.

There's no way I was in charge of that room whatsoever.

Wow, yeah, they do it.

Here's a person that has a husky cat, he said, he or she says, I have a really fat cat, probably thirty pounds.

Wow, just curious to know what kind of diet I should put him on.

He's thirteen.

I mean, is he a main coon because they don't get thirty pounds.

I mean, I'm guessing that cat's very overweight.

You don't want him to get diabetes.

I would put him on a prescription diet I really like called OM overweight management.

But it also can be used as a kind of preventative for diabetes because it's like the Atkins diet high am protein low and carbs just start fat shaming him.

Yeah, I would consider the purina OM.

I like that food.

What is cat acne and how can I help my cat get rid of it?

Nicholas wants to know.

Yeah, we see that a lot on their chin.

I think we get dog acne.

Yeah, you do with your danes, right, Yeah, so make sure you're cleaning the bowls.

Ceramic bowls aren't as good as getting like a metal or a glass bowl.

I prefer a metal bowl when it comes to chin acne.

And then literally go to Walgreens and get benzoyl peroxide like the acne spot treatment.

Oh really Yeah, and it dries it up.

You put like a mighty patch.

Yeah, I'm not sure if it's like these.

You might have seen them.

They have like different brands where there's little stars.

People put them on their faces.

So you cover up zits and it like extracts what a ZiT has inside of it.

They're actually some of the greatest things ever.

I would endorse them forever.

Yeah, it wouldn't work for a cat.

But sad somebody said that they have a six year a black cat and they just got a tiny kitten.

Should he feed them separately?

They have an automatic feeder, but they seem to have different eating habits.

So I mean, if they're getting i'd make sure they're getting along.

Okay, first, make sure that they like each other, but you want to feed that if the cat's not spade or neutered yet, you want to still be on kitten food, so I would separate their feeding Otherwise.

Typically, cats are pretty good about kind of having their own place to eat next, you know, even if they're side by side, as long as the older cat's not aggressive.

Wow, dogs are usually the complete opposite totally.

Can I ask a vet etiquette question when you go into the Veterinarians office, Doctor Andrew, I love that.

Yeah, so I was reminded of this has happened about a decade ago.

But we took our dog, our current dog to the vet recently, and you know, you weigh them.

They got that big you know, floor scale that they step on.

Yeah, but a decade ago is taken my old dog, Tory Joe to the vet and at the time, my wife she didn't want to scale in the house.

She was one of those people just didn't want to have it, you know, because she constantly want to weigh yourself and stuff.

And I didn't mind.

I didn't care because I didn't care how much I weighed.

But as I was sitting there with the dog, I realized I hadn't weighed myself in a while, and I was just kind of curious.

So I asked them, I go.

Would you wind if I stepped on there to just gonna see where I'm at?

And you could tell she never had that request before.

She goes, sure, I guess has that ever happened to you?

And how would you respond?

All the time?

More so, like the little kids that come in, they want to get on.

Yeah, sometimes I'll sit on this scale and talk to a client, and then I realized the client's looking up, and then I should probably get on some girl.

Yeah, but I mean you're a tiny thing.

I bet if I saw that, I'd be like, oh, you bitch.

You know, Dana, you bring up an interesting topic, though.

Are there some veterinarian etiquette things we should be aware of as clients, certain things that maybe kind of drive that nuts.

Yes, maybe this could be a public service announcement.

Well, there's a couple of things.

Don't bring your dog in with someone that doesn't know what's going on.

So like the teenage boy that just is it's a chore for the day.

We get a lot of that.

We get a lot of the nannies or the babysitters coming.

Out, why is that a yep?

Or we'll get.

We'll get the husbands that have no idea that's going on and you're like what.

Oh yeah, way, friend, never let me bring the dog by myself.

Yeah, that's that's a big one.

The other one, and I know my pediatrician doesn't like this either, but when you're scheduled with one pet, don't bring two and add on like, oh hey, this one has an issue too.

By the way, look at this rep.

You don't have the time to do that.

You want to spend time with the one that's scheduled for.

What about them being on leashes?

Yes, there's been a big I've always felt so bad because there's been times where I forget, yeah, to bring a leash, and so then I just have to carry my larger.

Always on a leash, and always have a cat and a carrier.

Oh, people will come in just carrying the cat or in like a laundry basket or a box, and they can easily sneak out and disappear.

So for sure a cat and a carrier.

I learned a great way to get a cat in a carrier and I've never seen it done before.

It well, that works too, Just a bunch of trasit on right.

Somebody like grabbed a like a target bag, you know, like a little plastic grocery bag, and the cat just climbs in there because cats love bags.

And then you just put the bag in the carrier and a cat's like, what the hell?

Well'd you do that too?

Does a cat look at you with respect?

Like nice?

Game recognizes game?

Saw shaver at highve Jesus said he has a five month old male pop who's been regurgitating his food lately, typically within five to ten minutes of eating it.

But then he does eat it up and it's fine after that.

What gives?

Already have a slow feeder, but nothing else has changed?

Interesting?

Well, I mean he's a poppy.

Could he have gotten in something that's sitting in his stomach?

I actually on Tuesday just room moved a stuffed animal from a four year old's dog's stomach.

They actually just ate the feet of the stuffed animal and nothing else, and they got stuck.

Oh, but they usually vomit if it's in the stomach, They usually vomit like right after they eat, so I worry about that.

I'd also just have a dog checked out, make sure it's gaining weight, make sure there's nothing maybe the dog was born with that's causing these symptoms.

Otherwise smaller, more frequent meals.

Try that too, poor puppy.

I know, try Do you think try those things first and then don't need to go to a vet right away?

Yeah?

I mean I would try a couple of those things.

But if it's consistent, I think he probably needs an X ray.

Gotcha, Well, thank you?

It's doctor Andreas Morning Show.

All right, we're back, unfortunately without Nick because he's still dealing with a nasty ball.

It's taken out like half the staff around here the last couple of weeks.

Everybody's sick.

But we do have the best vet not just on the radio, but in town and maybe the entire world.

Doctor Andrea from German Animal Hospitals with us taking your questions this morning, and any concerns you may have about your family pet you can text us at six five to one, nine eight nine ninety three ninety three.

Couple things we've already covered.

Make sure when you show up at the vet office you know why you brought the vet in you or tell your nanny.

It sounds like you get nannies running around.

Yeah, my husband's nannies and teenage boys.

And the other thing we learned is that Dana has a sexual relationship brewing with his friend's dog.

Yep, me and Walt.

Walt likes to hump Danta every time, have a special bond.

Josh, you want to understand, okay, Barsaw Jesus said, just humping back.

Yeah, probably bite you cert your dominance Dana.

Yeah, maybe that's all he wants Yeah, that's all he wants.

Somebody text in text in regarding the topic of vet etiquette and said that etiquette, don't hit on your vet.

She likes you, doesn't like you, likes your pet.

Yes, yeah, I imagine that that happens to you often it's happened.

How awkward is that because it's usually just you and them in a room.

I mean, sometimes you have an assistance.

With you, probably like hey, hi, tech, why don't you come in with me?

You know, there's some of those scenarios, you.

Know, or just somebody ever show up with the price tag still on the dog because they bought it just to meet you.

And so we talked about fat cats earlier and intermediate.

Jesus wants to know how heavy is too heavy to make an overweight cat.

They say their roommate won't change the cat's diets.

They've been telling him for years.

You should.

I guess he thinks the cats are overweight.

Yeah, I mean some cats are just big boned, right, I mean.

So my grandma used to say I was a fat kid, and she'd say, no, you were.

Just your Yeah, you're I know, right, that's hard to believe big boned.

Or she would call me big bone or husky.

Yeah, wow, I mean I would say the average cat is ten to twelve pounds, so that cat is twice plus size of what it should be.

Now, if it's a main coon, those cats are eighteen pounds.

I've never I've never seen a thirty pound cat, So I would say probably that cat needs to lose a good ten to fifteen pounds.

Oh that looks adorable.

Yeah, oh yeah, it's like babies.

Yeah.

When my youngest was born, my daughter, who's I don't know how older, she like almost ten years older, she said that all she wanted was a fat baby.

She didn't care if she was a brother or a sister, And boy did he get fat.

I respect that.

That's so cute.

It worked out.

Speaking of fat pets, somebody wants to know they have a one hundred thirty one hundred and forty pound yellow lab and they limit their dogs food intake.

But the problem is is that this lab goes around their farm, eats the corn, eats anything they want, eats cow placentas.

Yeah, that happens a lot.

How do you get them to stop eating cow?

I remember when I was a student, we were birthing a cow or cattle and a calf excuse me.

And the border collie was just like drooling sitting there waiting to take the placenta because it all comes out and it's a lot of it.

So they like the afterburst, you know what.

Who doesn't?

Yeah, I should have brought one of my dogs with to the hospital.

It's like a delicacy.

I have a family member who had hers capsulized and she ate it.

Oh yeah, I heard it.

I mean I heard it.

It's really great for you.

But I mean they asked me like, what are you gonna do with your placenta?

I was like, whatever you want to do with it with.

The valet at the hospital?

Or is there a recommended broad spectrum worm parasite for outdoor cats, both over the counter and prescription.

Yeah, well, I think a couple of things.

One revolution for those like ectoparasites meaning heartworm, flea, and tick, that's the topical treatment.

But a lot of times we'll use like pirantal, or we'll use eybermectin things like that to help minimize parasites for outdoor cats.

But you want to be more preventive than actually treating them.

Yeah, drontal works too.

This listener has.

An eight pound sheep pum and it constantly sticks her tongue out and just licks the air like a snake.

Why does she do that?

On dogs?

Does that?

Sometimes they do that when they're itchy, if they're just uncomfortable or itchy, like if they have allergies, they'll lick the air.

But once again, that could be Dana on your favorite word, gird.

I mean it could be God too.

Speaking tongues.

I had a dog or a friend they had had a dog that the tongue was just constantly hanging out the side of its mouth.

I've got one of those.

Is that common?

What's the deal with things?

Depends on the breed.

Maybe they have like a big underbite or overbite, or the teeth are missing.

I'm convinced my lap would all that.

Her tongue just like doesn't fit in her mouth.

It's constantly just sometimes have crazy long tongue.

It's just like the little tipsticks out and I go to like push it back in because it's dry.

Belong.

It's so cute.

This person says, my cat is having coughing attacks.

A lot of cat questions today.

Yeah, it's heavily on the cat side.

I love it.

My cat is having coughing attacks and sometimes puking from them.

He's thirteen and never had an issue with coughing before.

Interesting.

Yeah, so feline asthma is very very common.

So cats can get asthma.

If you can actually hear that cat wheeze, it could be asthma.

They get a little Oh yeah, we need X rays and then I also have that cat's heart listen to make sure it's there's no heart murmur or heart disease.

But cats don't typically cough with heart disease.

They usually vomit.

But if the cat's vomiting, i'd get it checked out.

This person has a cat who's six and ever since they got her as a kit, and she's been eating plastic like bags and stuff and like that, and they've done everything they can to stop.

How do you stop something like that.

Yeah, it's a fetish.

It's a plastic fetish.

I mean, unfortunately it's she likes it.

So you just got a void the cat from eating it.

Otherwise you'll need to have surgery.

I wish there's something else that was easier to solve it, but no, just get the plastic out of the cat's Vicinity.

Well, i'll tell you what.

I lived with my girlfriend and I moved in together, which is a great idea.

Always you guys, you guys still talk.

You know what.

Actually we're on good term.

And she had two cats and one of them ate.

It was my apartment that she moved into.

Ate the little rubber door stoppers.

Oh, and had to have surgery.

Yeah, and I mean, shoot, it was like two grand.

It was ridiculous, but I felt so bad.

I never had a cat.

I didn't know that would be a thing.

So the vets like, just go around the house, make sure there's none more.

So I did, and then all of a sudden, the same thing happened.

It was like he couldn't, you know, go like she was just puking everything up, and turns out there was another doorstop.

And I'll tell you the look I got from the vet was not good.

Furious.

I looked everywhere for those.

I don't know if the cat just had a stash, probably he loved eating those.

But that made no sense to me.

Why you would continue to do that after everything we went through before.

Well, and the problem is, and the reason that that was probably mad is because you cutting into something that's already been opened up multiple times.

It's really not fun to do.

So the more they have surgery, the harder it is, the more scar tissue.

You just put a zipper run.

Yeah, have a couple of those at the clinics.

That one needed it.

This is a really good question.

I'm sure a lot of people are wondering it.

When is it too cold to bring your dog for a walk?

Oh yeah, yeah, so, I mean I really think those short haired dogs, I worry more about their paws than their actually body warmth because they have that fur.

With the road salt, the ice, they start to be uncomfortable.

So I don't necessarily think there's a specific temperature.

But use your best judgment.

You know, last week, last Friday.

Yeah, don't take your dog for a walk, just like us, we don't want to go out.

Yeah, get those little booties.

You can do booties, you can do jackets.

But if you're going to do a walk, to a short walk, unless it's like a Bernie Mountain dog or some.

The winter.

I know you answered this question a lot, but we are getting text about your recommended dental treats.

Yeah, the CET, the Verbeck CET dental Jews.

Dogs love those.

Yeah, they're great.

It's awesome.

Yeah that we give them our dogs and it's it really works.

It does.

They have cat ones too, and they have vegetarian ones if your dog has skin and food allergies.

Yeah.

Oh I just thought it was like a bougie cat, like, no, I don't eat meat.

They need it.

Cats need it.

Yeah, it works great if you're I mean, they're not cheap.

I'll tell you that that part kind of sucks.

They're not cheap, but especially if you got more than one dog.

They're doing a couple of day, meaning like one each well they recommend more than one a day.

We just can't afford it.

Well, and it's calories too.

I usually say a couple of times a week or once a week.

You'll really do it every day.

Oh, it's even better.

They mean they want to sell their product, right, Yeah, exactly.

We've been given them one a day and it has made a difference.

It's absolutely awful when they don't have so you can tell, like if we go a week without buying them, like we tried to slow down on it and we paid the price.

Really wow, Well it looks like we're out of time.

Doctor, Andrew, thank you so much for joining us braving the cold.

We appreciate you coming in.

Thank you so much for those of you that text din' apologize for the text we couldn't get.

Hopefully our boy Nick is back with us again tomorrow.

I have a great Thursday.