1 00:00:00,148 --> 00:00:06,031 Scottie Scheffler could hit balls off of a pile of spaghetti. 2 00:00:06,031 --> 00:00:08,673 All right. 3 00:00:08,673 --> 00:00:10,954 So one of the goals of this podcast is sort of shifted. 4 00:00:10,954 --> 00:00:17,057 We really are at some point are going to get Scottie Scheffler to hit a golf ball off a bowl of pasta. 5 00:00:17,057 --> 00:00:18,378 I don't even think it needs to be spaghetti. 6 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:20,899 I think penne would work. 7 00:00:20,899 --> 00:00:22,720 I think angel hair would be hilarious. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,021 Do we have a Monday social plug? 9 00:00:25,021 --> 00:00:25,742 Cause that could be it. 10 00:00:26,142 --> 00:00:26,583 Okay. 11 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:27,263 All right. 12 00:00:27,263 --> 00:00:28,524 Where we hit balls off pasta? 13 00:00:28,524 --> 00:00:30,025 No, where we get Scottie Scheffler to do it. 14 00:00:30,025 --> 00:00:30,686 All right. 15 00:00:30,686 --> 00:00:43,056 We'll probably need to do it ourselves for the first few weeks until we get traction, but then... No, you just talk to the camera about Scottie Scheffler trying to hit balls off a pile of spaghetti. 16 00:00:43,056 --> 00:00:43,276 All right. 17 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,218 Here, let me write this down. 18 00:00:45,218 --> 00:00:45,878 I love it. 19 00:00:45,878 --> 00:00:46,239 All right. 20 00:00:46,239 --> 00:00:46,939 Pasta Mondays. 21 00:00:46,939 --> 00:00:47,540 No, wait, wait. 22 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:51,243 I think it should be all... It could be Scottie Scheffler Spaghetti Sunday. 23 00:00:52,204 --> 00:00:54,007 All S's. 24 00:00:54,007 --> 00:00:55,589 Right? 25 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,132 Scotty Schaeffler Spaghetti Sundae. 26 00:01:10,402 --> 00:01:13,945 Welcome to another episode of Did I Tell You About My Albatross? 27 00:01:13,945 --> 00:01:15,146 I'm your host, Albie. 28 00:01:15,146 --> 00:01:17,748 This is the goth podcast for honest degenerates. 29 00:01:17,748 --> 00:01:23,433 It's like teeing up with your favorite foursome every week and diving into the best stories in and around goth. 30 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:24,534 You guys ready to tee off? 31 00:01:24,534 --> 00:01:25,034 Let's go! 32 00:01:29,618 --> 00:01:30,739 Oh, frozen ropes. 33 00:01:30,739 --> 00:01:33,561 Dude, I'm seeking, I'm not Spider-Man over here. 34 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:40,847 I'm just, I'm just trying to, but my thing, my point is, is that I, yes. 35 00:01:40,847 --> 00:01:47,753 That should be the, that should be the intro to this episode. 36 00:01:47,753 --> 00:01:52,897 Welcome, welcome, welcome everyone to another episode of, Did I Tell You About My Albatross? 37 00:01:52,897 --> 00:01:54,378 I'm your host, Albie. 38 00:01:54,378 --> 00:01:55,739 And boy, do we have a good one for you tonight. 39 00:01:55,739 --> 00:01:56,680 I got my boys back. 40 00:01:57,835 --> 00:02:00,157 Shepard say hey, what's up? 41 00:02:00,157 --> 00:02:00,597 Walla. 42 00:02:00,597 --> 00:02:01,598 We still don't know the name. 43 00:02:01,598 --> 00:02:05,040 We're gonna figure it out eventually panda And is always here. 44 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:05,561 He's good. 45 00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:06,501 He's how you doing, buddy. 46 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,142 Good. 47 00:02:07,142 --> 00:02:07,202 Oh 48 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:09,561 All right. 49 00:02:09,561 --> 00:02:10,241 He's always good. 50 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:11,822 He's always great. 51 00:02:11,822 --> 00:02:13,562 Um, yeah, we got an exciting one. 52 00:02:13,562 --> 00:02:14,443 I think we've got a lot. 53 00:02:14,443 --> 00:02:15,503 We got a lot to catch up on. 54 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,484 Let's just start there, man. 55 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:17,664 Let's just catch up on some things. 56 00:02:17,664 --> 00:02:19,325 So congratulations, man. 57 00:02:19,325 --> 00:02:21,626 I heard, I mean, I heard the good news actually tonight. 58 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:24,307 I didn't even know about it, but you're, you're the club champ. 59 00:02:24,307 --> 00:02:26,888 You're the club champ over at Carowind. 60 00:02:26,888 --> 00:02:29,990 No, I would be the net club champion. 61 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:30,730 That counts. 62 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,591 Of the champions division. 63 00:02:32,591 --> 00:02:33,691 Of the champions division. 64 00:02:33,691 --> 00:02:34,532 So the senior division. 65 00:02:34,532 --> 00:02:35,352 No, no. 66 00:02:37,672 --> 00:02:39,474 The net club champion. 67 00:02:39,474 --> 00:02:39,614 Okay. 68 00:02:39,614 --> 00:02:40,134 All right. 69 00:02:40,134 --> 00:02:40,815 That's good. 70 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:41,675 All right, cool. 71 00:02:41,675 --> 00:02:42,756 Well, congratulations on that. 72 00:02:42,756 --> 00:02:43,817 You don't get a parking spot. 73 00:02:43,817 --> 00:02:44,818 You don't get a parking spot or anything. 74 00:02:44,818 --> 00:02:46,319 So that's the big coveted thing at our club. 75 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:48,180 At least is the parking spot. 76 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,642 Is that, is that like better? 77 00:02:49,642 --> 00:02:57,208 I would think that the parking spot would be probably like the best trophy you can get, like screw the hardware, except the Albatross trophy, which we're going to get eventually here for, well, 78 00:02:57,903 --> 00:03:03,646 I think the parking spots that they chose are arguably the worst parking spots you could choose in the parking lot. 79 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:03,806 Why? 80 00:03:03,806 --> 00:03:05,628 Because you have to walk around the trees to get to... Yeah. 81 00:03:05,628 --> 00:03:06,268 Yeah, and the bushes. 82 00:03:06,268 --> 00:03:07,329 Yeah, it doesn't make much sense. 83 00:03:07,329 --> 00:03:09,530 That's... It makes no sense where they chose those spots. 84 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:10,450 It's close, though. 85 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:14,633 You have to walk through some gravel and everything to get... Yeah, but... No, those are bad spots. 86 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:22,517 They should have the spots in the roundabout and the only people who can park in the roundabout are the people who earn the parking spots. 87 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:23,778 The circle of champions. 88 00:03:23,778 --> 00:03:24,638 Yeah, exactly. 89 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,960 Like you get a strip of the pavement. 90 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,660 You get a curb. 91 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:30,081 Because that's where I park. 92 00:03:30,081 --> 00:03:33,843 So even if I won the parking spot, I'd still park in the roundabout because it's closer. 93 00:03:33,843 --> 00:03:37,085 Especially to Cypress One when you're running behind. 94 00:03:37,445 --> 00:03:39,827 But you'd have a sign there that said Club Champ. 95 00:03:39,827 --> 00:03:40,588 That's what I want. 96 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:41,409 I want people to know. 97 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:44,912 Maybe I'll just make my own and put it right in my spot because I'm the only one who ever parks there. 98 00:03:44,912 --> 00:03:46,113 That spot is always available. 99 00:03:46,113 --> 00:03:47,014 That's a great idea. 100 00:03:47,014 --> 00:03:51,599 You could put the net, you could put the net Senior Champ, whatever you want to put on the sign. 101 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,660 That thing is a great idea. 102 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:57,224 We've got some new segments that we're going to start rolling out and we've, we've kind of tied some of these down. 103 00:03:57,224 --> 00:03:58,745 So I wanted to talk through those tonight. 104 00:03:58,745 --> 00:03:59,947 In fact, I actually wanted to kick off 105 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:02,027 and actually get one of these scheduled. 106 00:04:02,027 --> 00:04:09,049 And we've talked about these, the one of them on a couple other pods, the DGEN special, which I'm so stoked about. 107 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,029 Panda, have you heard about this and you know a little bit about it? 108 00:04:11,029 --> 00:04:11,289 Yeah. 109 00:04:11,289 --> 00:04:12,049 Okay. 110 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:17,310 So for the people that, for whatever reason, didn't tune in last time, Panda, why don't we explain it one more time? 111 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:18,351 Let's pick a date. 112 00:04:18,351 --> 00:04:19,551 Let's actually do it. 113 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:20,931 We're gonna get you funded. 114 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:27,012 And then we're gonna have, I think we need to set up like a cadence on how often you need a diary or something like that to report back to us. 115 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:29,853 I think we need to do some, you know, we'll do some remote check-ins. 116 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:33,914 But why don't you roll through what what you have carved out? 117 00:04:33,914 --> 00:04:41,796 What I have carved out is how long can I keep myself afloat on a fairly nominal amount of money? 118 00:04:41,796 --> 00:04:51,339 Will being able to increase or decrease that amount of money by strictly gambling it Do you have to live off that money like pay bills like eat? 119 00:04:51,339 --> 00:04:54,840 Yeah, I mean that's up for you know, I for sure have to eat catch a buzz daily. 120 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:54,860 I 121 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:57,486 Yeah, I have to get drunk every day. 122 00:04:57,486 --> 00:04:58,066 I don't know. 123 00:04:58,066 --> 00:05:01,868 I feel bad about making, like, drunk is, I feel like you just have to have a few drinks. 124 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:02,348 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 125 00:05:02,348 --> 00:05:04,730 I mean, I don't want you to like, I don't want you to become an alcoholic. 126 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:09,812 Maybe we could find the, in the budget for like a breathalyzer and I have to hit point. 127 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:12,934 I have to hit above the driving limit. 128 00:05:12,934 --> 00:05:14,415 Oh, we should definitely include a breathalyzer. 129 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,135 We'll just pay for it. 130 00:05:15,135 --> 00:05:17,576 That's not going to come out of your money. 131 00:05:17,576 --> 00:05:22,219 So like when you and I golf and we have our normal 50, 50, 50 match, does that count? 132 00:05:22,219 --> 00:05:22,359 Yeah. 133 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:26,320 Yeah, that counts, but like I only have X amount of dollars for however long. 134 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:31,142 So if I take 200 off of you, I'd feel really bad. 135 00:05:31,142 --> 00:05:33,443 No, it's part of the process. 136 00:05:33,443 --> 00:05:35,484 Well, and eventually I have more physical money. 137 00:05:35,484 --> 00:05:36,364 I won't like die. 138 00:05:36,364 --> 00:05:37,544 Oh, I know that. 139 00:05:37,544 --> 00:05:39,245 Well, so he'll have to tap out. 140 00:05:39,245 --> 00:05:41,326 So what'll happen is he'll go for a certain amount of time. 141 00:05:41,326 --> 00:05:42,066 He'll either run out of money, 142 00:05:42,921 --> 00:05:44,082 Oh, and then it just starts again. 143 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:44,362 Die? 144 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:45,243 No, no, no. 145 00:05:45,243 --> 00:05:45,623 He's done. 146 00:05:45,623 --> 00:05:46,583 That's the end of the contest. 147 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:47,904 We're just trying to see how far he goes. 148 00:05:47,904 --> 00:05:48,685 Oh. 149 00:05:48,685 --> 00:05:49,565 Yeah, yeah. 150 00:05:49,565 --> 00:05:56,009 I think it just goes again, and there's like... But he's always gonna constantly be living. 151 00:05:56,009 --> 00:05:57,550 It could definitely be multiple series. 152 00:05:57,550 --> 00:05:58,271 Yeah. 153 00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,151 It doesn't have to be one. 154 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,032 We should do seasons. 155 00:06:00,032 --> 00:06:01,373 We should do seasons of this thing. 156 00:06:01,373 --> 00:06:01,793 I like that. 157 00:06:01,993 --> 00:06:05,677 See, I don't think he should have to eat and, like, live off of it. 158 00:06:05,677 --> 00:06:10,422 Let's say he has, he gets, I don't know, 250 bucks or 500 bucks to gamble with. 159 00:06:10,422 --> 00:06:14,727 How long can he keep that money, keep gambling with that money? 160 00:06:14,727 --> 00:06:15,107 That's it. 161 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:17,009 That's the goal. 162 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:21,434 Then I don't have to, like, film myself, I guess, like... Then he doesn't have to eat with it, he doesn't have to drink with it. 163 00:06:21,434 --> 00:06:23,215 ...washing myself with, like, hand soap. 164 00:06:23,215 --> 00:06:23,956 Yeah, yeah. 165 00:06:23,956 --> 00:06:24,417 He just has... 166 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:30,667 Whatever the money is, we come up with, and that's what he has to see how long he can be going. 167 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:34,328 So let's say he lasts, you know, 26 days. 168 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:36,688 Well, that's episode one, 26 days. 169 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,729 Can he beat the streak? 170 00:06:37,729 --> 00:06:39,649 Does he have to bet daily? 171 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,789 Yeah, for sure. 172 00:06:40,789 --> 00:06:41,730 On something. 173 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:42,470 On something, right. 174 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:42,830 Yeah. 175 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:43,510 It could be quarters. 176 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:44,830 It could be like arm wrestling. 177 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:45,791 It could be anything. 178 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:46,271 Yeah. 179 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:46,711 Okay. 180 00:06:46,711 --> 00:06:47,231 I like that. 181 00:06:47,231 --> 00:06:47,691 I like that a lot. 182 00:06:47,691 --> 00:06:52,332 But then he's not having to live off of that money or like live off of what he's... 183 00:06:54,032 --> 00:06:54,493 I like that. 184 00:06:54,493 --> 00:06:55,213 Yeah. 185 00:06:55,213 --> 00:07:05,965 Cause if it's a $250 thing and he plays golf and he has a bad day and he loses 200 bucks, he's got $50 to then eat until he can figure out how to make it make more. 186 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:06,486 Yeah. 187 00:07:06,486 --> 00:07:07,788 I kind of like that. 188 00:07:07,788 --> 00:07:08,428 Uh, no, no, no. 189 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,651 I think I, I like, I like your, I like your deal better. 190 00:07:10,651 --> 00:07:13,934 I think he's going to go like, I got more faith in Panda than even Panda. 191 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,835 I'm going to press. 192 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:16,736 So much, yeah. 193 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,237 But you can decline, I mean, you can make your own bet. 194 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:24,498 Like, so I just, when I think of Panda, I think of, like, he's exactly what the sign says behind me here, like a honest degenerate. 195 00:07:24,498 --> 00:07:30,840 He is, when I look up, actually, when you look up degenerate, it's got a picture of Panda and he's like, and he's right there. 196 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,340 And I think he's actually gonna be, I think he's a very good bettor. 197 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:35,801 I think he's a very good gambler. 198 00:07:35,801 --> 00:07:36,461 Is bettor a word? 199 00:07:37,947 --> 00:07:39,308 Like a better, better? 200 00:07:39,308 --> 00:07:40,368 Like I'm feeling better? 201 00:07:40,368 --> 00:07:43,609 I mean, no, like, yeah, a better? 202 00:07:43,609 --> 00:07:44,810 B-E-T-T-O-R? 203 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:44,990 Yeah. 204 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:45,430 Okay. 205 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:45,850 Yeah, probably. 206 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:46,931 That's a word. 207 00:07:46,931 --> 00:07:47,771 In North Carolina. 208 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,452 Man, we gotta work on that. 209 00:07:49,452 --> 00:07:52,053 That's definitely a word. 210 00:07:52,053 --> 00:07:54,153 All right, I love this segment. 211 00:07:54,153 --> 00:07:54,974 Yeah, it's a good segment. 212 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,154 Let's go ahead and iron it out. 213 00:07:56,154 --> 00:07:57,575 What's that called? 214 00:07:57,575 --> 00:07:59,315 Well, we wanted to workshop the name. 215 00:07:59,315 --> 00:08:01,296 Can we chat GPT the name real quick here? 216 00:08:01,296 --> 00:08:02,977 Do you got chat GPT humming? 217 00:08:02,977 --> 00:08:03,097 Yeah. 218 00:08:04,314 --> 00:08:11,580 Stay tuned everyone because one of the segments we're getting ready to roll out here in a few minutes is gonna be Bamboo bets pandas picks. 219 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:25,551 That's right folks Panda is not only a degenerate gambler when it comes to golf He also knows pretty much all there is about gambling just in general on most sports Including football and I think what you got a couple you got a couple for us this weekend there for this this week, right? 220 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:27,250 Yeah. 221 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:27,410 Okay. 222 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:28,011 Yeah. 223 00:08:28,011 --> 00:08:28,551 All right. 224 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:29,792 I got a couple, a couple of different sports. 225 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:31,112 I mean, no. 226 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,253 Oh, just football. 227 00:08:32,253 --> 00:08:33,873 I can make it as many sports as you want. 228 00:08:33,873 --> 00:08:35,954 You probably know cricket. 229 00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:39,036 You probably know like highlight. 230 00:08:39,036 --> 00:08:40,917 Um, yeah, there's a few good ones. 231 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:42,958 There's life on the line. 232 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:45,499 Pandas wagering experiment. 233 00:08:45,499 --> 00:08:46,199 Yes. 234 00:08:46,199 --> 00:08:47,060 Something like that. 235 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,060 Life. 236 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:48,661 I love that. 237 00:08:50,408 --> 00:08:54,839 Life on the line, panda's bedding experiment. 238 00:08:54,839 --> 00:08:57,725 Panda's bedding story, something like that. 239 00:08:57,725 --> 00:08:58,447 What else do we have? 240 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:00,761 I think that's good. 241 00:09:00,761 --> 00:09:02,662 I mean, I'm happy with life on the line. 242 00:09:02,662 --> 00:09:05,464 And that is going to be when, when do you want to do it? 243 00:09:05,464 --> 00:09:07,225 Now we got Turkey Day coming up. 244 00:09:07,225 --> 00:09:10,067 So we want to make sure that we take that in consideration. 245 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:11,187 I don't think it really matters. 246 00:09:11,187 --> 00:09:13,049 We have to figure out what the dollar amount is. 247 00:09:13,049 --> 00:09:13,249 Yeah. 248 00:09:13,249 --> 00:09:15,770 You got to give me football season for sure. 249 00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:15,931 Yeah. 250 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:19,073 I mean, Thanksgiving to your point earlier is like perfect for this. 251 00:09:19,073 --> 00:09:20,974 I mean, you're going to get a lot of football going on. 252 00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:22,795 And he's saying I don't have to use it to eat. 253 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:25,157 The original idea was like, yeah, like that's all I get. 254 00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:28,124 If I need gas, that's where the money's coming from. 255 00:09:28,124 --> 00:09:29,905 I think we could get to that point. 256 00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:30,705 Yeah. 257 00:09:30,705 --> 00:09:32,746 You know, I think we could get there. 258 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,567 Let's see how this goes. 259 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:36,788 But then I would almost need like a camera crew. 260 00:09:36,788 --> 00:09:37,308 Yeah. 261 00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:39,149 To like follow me around everywhere. 262 00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:42,210 Be like, oh, he bought anything. 263 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:46,933 He just gets, we just have a, we have a Google spreadsheet. 264 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:52,256 You track all of your bets, wins, losses, and we get to see how it's going. 265 00:09:52,256 --> 00:09:52,496 Yeah. 266 00:09:52,496 --> 00:09:53,096 We get to track it. 267 00:09:53,096 --> 00:09:53,537 Okay. 268 00:09:53,537 --> 00:09:54,337 All right. 269 00:09:54,337 --> 00:09:54,897 Is this legal? 270 00:09:54,897 --> 00:09:56,438 Is this legal? 271 00:09:56,438 --> 00:09:57,039 No idea. 272 00:09:57,039 --> 00:09:58,379 Okay. 273 00:09:58,379 --> 00:09:58,760 Right. 274 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,580 Awesome. 275 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,000 Okay. 276 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,161 Sure. 277 00:10:00,161 --> 00:10:01,401 We'll figure that part out later. 278 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,022 What's the date? 279 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:02,802 When do you want to do this, dude? 280 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,423 Are you looking at your calendar? 281 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:06,184 Well, Thanksgiving's the 23rd. 282 00:10:06,184 --> 00:10:06,624 Yeah. 283 00:10:06,624 --> 00:10:08,526 Yeah. 284 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:11,007 I mean, I'd start Black Friday. 285 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:13,208 I'm thankful for this segment. 286 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,950 Same. 287 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:15,170 Yeah. 288 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,430 The 27th is Monday. 289 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:17,251 It's Cyber Monday. 290 00:10:18,847 --> 00:10:26,213 Speaking of Cyber Monday, be sure to check out DITYAMA.FM or DIDITELLYABOUTMYALBATRASS.COM for all of your DITYAMA gear. 291 00:10:26,213 --> 00:10:28,515 We also, oh, one thing we can catch up- Is there a Black Friday sale? 292 00:10:28,515 --> 00:10:36,541 Actually, there is one thing that we're doing, and that is we are giving away, we started our first contest since last time we all got together, and that's exciting. 293 00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:39,403 We had the Marker Locker guys on for anyone that missed this last episode. 294 00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:40,504 They've actually got a really cool product. 295 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,666 they didn't pay us or anything to do with this. 296 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:47,387 I literally just genuinely liked the guys and I thought it was an interesting concept. 297 00:10:47,387 --> 00:10:49,648 They've got this locker. 298 00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:54,249 I didn't even know, did you guys know the whole world of markers, how crazy it is? 299 00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:57,590 There is a whole underground world, not underground, but there's a whole- Markers, like? 300 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,231 Like ball markers. 301 00:10:58,231 --> 00:10:58,851 Oh, okay. 302 00:10:58,851 --> 00:11:07,834 Yeah, there's a whole, multiple high-end places that you can get just all kinds of random, crazy, unique ball markers. 303 00:11:08,394 --> 00:11:12,636 for like some start at 20, 30 bucks all the way to hundreds, thousands. 304 00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:14,376 The guys that were on here, they had really cool ones. 305 00:11:14,376 --> 00:11:16,377 They had like one that was like a Game Boy one. 306 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:20,819 Like it was a Dino Golf, which was an old school Nintendo golf game. 307 00:11:20,819 --> 00:11:23,660 So what is the golf ball marker locker? 308 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:28,122 So the marker locker is a place for you to keep these like high-end markers or any marker really for that matter. 309 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:30,824 And it's basically a little, it's a little locker. 310 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,725 It looks like a locker, like this big. 311 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,907 And I'll flash it up on YouTube. 312 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:38,729 But it's, but basically it's a, and then it's got a magnetic strips inside. 313 00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:42,312 It's also got this little mechanism where you can put the, like the poker chips. 314 00:11:42,312 --> 00:11:45,534 You can slide those in and then you push in and it'll pop back out, you know? 315 00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:46,375 So it keeps them all in one place. 316 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,015 So where do you keep the locker? 317 00:11:47,015 --> 00:11:50,177 So you can keep the locker, you can attach it to like a carabiner on your bag. 318 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:50,678 Oh, okay. 319 00:11:50,678 --> 00:11:53,060 Or, you know, you can keep, you know, or similar. 320 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:53,180 So, 321 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,961 I mean, I thought it was a pretty cool concept. 322 00:11:54,961 --> 00:11:59,384 Anyway, we're giving away, I was able to get six of them, and so we're giving those away. 323 00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:03,506 We just started the contest. 324 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:13,152 Go to, yeah, any of our, you know, dittyama.fm or any of our handles to basically go to this other link that you can do different things. 325 00:12:13,152 --> 00:12:20,037 Like one, actually, one of the code words, in fact, if you enter this code word, sellout, all one word, 326 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:26,373 all lowercase, you will get a hundred extra entries into the contest. 327 00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:30,114 And also if you sign up for the podcast and subscribe, you'll get another 25 or something like that. 328 00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:31,295 So there's lots of different ways to get more. 329 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,382 All right, so that's coming down the pike now. 330 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:35,403 All right, let's get into a couple other segments. 331 00:12:35,403 --> 00:12:46,472 So we're also gonna be rolling out the SVP Wednesday, Scott Van Pelt Wednesday, where every single Wednesday, I'm gonna hop on to a video, I'm gonna send Scott Van Pelt a message about my albatross, and I'm gonna tell the story. 332 00:12:46,472 --> 00:12:51,797 And I'm gonna tell it a little differently every single Wednesday, and I'm gonna do it every single week until he actually 333 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:58,319 either interviews me until Instagram or Insta or IG or whatever shuts down or I die. 334 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,100 Those are the three scenarios. 335 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,141 Then we're also, one of the other segments is Swing 8 Saturday. 336 00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:06,463 So I've got, as you know, tons of Swing 8s and we're going to be breaking down every single Swing 8. 337 00:13:06,463 --> 00:13:07,703 37 by your count. 338 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:08,744 37 Swing 8s is what I counted. 339 00:13:09,904 --> 00:13:11,286 Not as many putters as I have. 340 00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:11,846 Yes. 341 00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:12,106 Yes. 342 00:13:12,106 --> 00:13:15,950 So we're going to be breaking down every, I'm going to tell, I'm going to give everyone my honest review on it. 343 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:18,292 Like I'm not getting compensated on any of this stuff. 344 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:24,117 Um, I'm going to give them my honest review, panic and come over the top and say, ah, you know, this is what real people would use it for. 345 00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:25,598 This is what, you know, it could fix. 346 00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:26,599 This is how you actually use it. 347 00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:29,641 You know, I think that'd be pretty cool, but we're going to be doing that every Saturday. 348 00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:30,962 So look out for that. 349 00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:33,885 And then I have a preview of one, like what's like, yeah, 350 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:35,010 I do, actually. 351 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:41,273 No, like, okay, so... It's got to be you just rifling balls under that little net behind us. 352 00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:43,573 That little board you sometimes bring out on the court. 353 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,154 Divot board. 354 00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:45,174 Shout out to divot board. 355 00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:48,135 Can you give me, like, a 1 to 10 rating on the divot board? 356 00:13:48,135 --> 00:13:48,775 Yeah, yeah. 357 00:13:48,775 --> 00:13:49,596 What is it? 358 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,136 Oh, 1 to 10. 359 00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:51,576 So, that was one thing is, like, the scale. 360 00:13:51,576 --> 00:13:55,238 I was going to give it 2 albatrosses, or, like, I was going to use albatrosses as a scale, 1 to 5. 361 00:13:55,238 --> 00:13:56,818 I would give that one a 4. 362 00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:58,679 I actually think the divot board is very effective. 363 00:13:58,679 --> 00:13:59,519 Yeah, I do. 364 00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:00,520 I think it's one of the best ones. 365 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,281 I think it's one of the best ones. 366 00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:06,844 There's so much, we were talking about today when we were playing with Carter, like, there's so many junk swing aids out there. 367 00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:08,645 Like, there's so many bad ones. 368 00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:09,005 Some are good. 369 00:14:09,005 --> 00:14:09,666 I mean, the divot board's great. 370 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,487 Wow, so you're starting high. 371 00:14:11,487 --> 00:14:12,447 Yeah, I mean, that one's a good one. 372 00:14:12,447 --> 00:14:13,768 I mean, I'm not doing the divot board first. 373 00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:15,309 I actually did this laser beam thing. 374 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:17,411 I was just curious what, like, the scale was gonna be. 375 00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:18,271 I think it's one to five. 376 00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:18,811 I think I'd be good. 377 00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:21,173 I think you might need to go higher than five so there's more room. 378 00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:24,235 Oh, you think we need more specificity? 379 00:14:24,235 --> 00:14:25,156 Mm-hmm. 380 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:25,676 Jeez. 381 00:14:25,676 --> 00:14:26,917 One to a hundred. 382 00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:30,479 We're not long in this podcast and there are three very questionable words. 383 00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:34,865 Hey, we'll get better. 384 00:14:34,865 --> 00:14:37,146 All right. 385 00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:43,350 So let's go ahead and dive into the one, the one piece I did want to cover with you guys was just the new, uh, the new golf league, Tiger's new golf league. 386 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,111 What are you guys, what's your take on it here? 387 00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:46,813 Do you know what it stands for? 388 00:14:46,813 --> 00:14:47,573 Tell me. 389 00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:49,294 No, you actually don't know. 390 00:14:49,294 --> 00:14:49,715 I don't know. 391 00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:50,115 No. 392 00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:52,076 I should've looked it up. 393 00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:54,838 Oh, everyone thinks it stands for like Tiger's golf league. 394 00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:55,639 That's what I thought it was. 395 00:14:55,639 --> 00:14:56,199 Yeah. 396 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,780 No, it's tomorrow's golf league. 397 00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:06,841 Really now is he do you tomorrow ventures is like Tigers like with Rory venture company is it with Rory? 398 00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:12,590 It do you think he was trying to do this to to really compete against live and now that they're merged Is that kind of a weird thing? 399 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:18,143 No, this probably couldn't have come together. 400 00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:20,986 It had to have taken time to get this together. 401 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:24,230 So I don't think it was like a, Oh my God lives here. 402 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,952 Let's do this type of thing. 403 00:15:25,952 --> 00:15:26,733 Can we go to one of these? 404 00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:27,474 Let's go to one. 405 00:15:27,474 --> 00:15:28,675 Well, they're all in the same place. 406 00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:29,396 They're all in West Palm. 407 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:33,111 Yeah, yeah, I know, that's what I mean, but we should look at tickets. 408 00:15:33,111 --> 00:15:35,352 Did you see the building collapse though today? 409 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:35,952 No. 410 00:15:35,952 --> 00:15:36,512 Yeah. 411 00:15:36,512 --> 00:15:36,992 Seriously? 412 00:15:36,992 --> 00:15:37,553 Yeah. 413 00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:38,273 What do you mean? 414 00:15:38,273 --> 00:15:43,674 Well, because it's like a kind of like a dome looking building. 415 00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:45,015 Yeah. 416 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:50,056 And something happened when the roof caved in. 417 00:15:50,056 --> 00:15:55,158 They said it's too early to tell if it's going to push back their start date. 418 00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:56,466 Oh, let's take a look here. 419 00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:59,667 Everyone's snow on the roof and West Palm. 420 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,788 No. 421 00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:02,309 Uh, cocaine snow. 422 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,129 Sure. 423 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,330 Probably. 424 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,972 Uh, let's just take a look here and see what happens. 425 00:16:06,972 --> 00:16:08,372 Let's see if I can even share my screen here. 426 00:16:08,372 --> 00:16:10,974 But yeah, it's, it's the tech is supposed to be pretty cool. 427 00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:13,815 They play on real grass, so it's not artificial. 428 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:15,296 There's a hundred and I think it's 149 429 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:29,290 Hydraulic like pumps below the putting surface to change the green complexes to give different reads and different breaks for putts. 430 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:34,255 The screen is, I think they said the screen is, I thought they said 40. 431 00:16:34,255 --> 00:16:36,237 They say it's not going to delay the start by the way. 432 00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:36,417 Okay. 433 00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:37,869 Yeah. 434 00:16:37,869 --> 00:16:39,930 And the screen is like way out there. 435 00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:47,954 It's not like a hitting into like a track man screen where it's like, you hear the ball and then hear the sound of the screen. 436 00:16:47,954 --> 00:16:52,016 So you actually will get to see some ball flight. 437 00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:52,196 Yeah. 438 00:16:52,196 --> 00:16:53,356 It should be pretty cool. 439 00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:53,777 Yeah. 440 00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:54,577 It seems pretty crazy. 441 00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:59,919 I think the, um, the, the putting green I've seen a lot on social lately, like the little thing that bends and kind of like sick. 442 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:00,280 Yeah. 443 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,061 I kind of want one of those, but we don't can't have room in the shed here. 444 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:04,942 Yeah, that'll be pretty cool. 445 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:05,542 All right. 446 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:07,523 And the format's pretty cool too. 447 00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:08,184 Maybe we shouldn't go. 448 00:17:08,184 --> 00:17:09,164 I mean, the whole thing collapsed. 449 00:17:09,164 --> 00:17:09,765 I mean, look at that. 450 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:11,366 If you're inside that, that's going to hurt. 451 00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:13,367 I feel like they'd get that sorted. 452 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,007 Yeah. 453 00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:14,687 Yeah. 454 00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:17,609 If it collapsed on us, we'd get some settlement money. 455 00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:20,410 Yeah, that'd be better, probably easier than sponsorship money. 456 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:31,273 But the thing is, if Tiger isn't one of the matches, because the matches are every Monday, if he's not playing, is it going to get viewers? 457 00:17:31,273 --> 00:17:33,213 I mean, they've got some pretty big names. 458 00:17:33,213 --> 00:17:34,414 I mean, I don't know. 459 00:17:34,414 --> 00:17:35,574 I would think so. 460 00:17:35,574 --> 00:17:38,895 But do you think Rahm backed out because they joined with Liv? 461 00:17:38,895 --> 00:17:39,695 Or he knew they were going to 462 00:17:41,486 --> 00:17:42,868 You might have just got busy, man. 463 00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:48,154 No, I think it's tough because he lives on the West Coast and this is all on the East Coast. 464 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:52,899 The entire tour PGA tour that starts at the start of the year is on the West Coast. 465 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:53,400 Yeah. 466 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,304 So all those guys that live out West that signed up for TGL. 467 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:05,751 Are playing west coast tournaments flying to east coast for a monday night thing Flying back to the west coast to go home and then prep for a tournament. 468 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,851 I think that's a lot. 469 00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:10,554 That is a lot Do you think here's an albie question for you? 470 00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:12,155 Do you think that? 471 00:18:12,155 --> 00:18:14,317 Someone who's a professional which they have these by the way. 472 00:18:14,317 --> 00:18:14,857 I look this up. 473 00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:18,580 This is kind of crazy Do you think someone who's a professional? 474 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:24,204 simulator player Could beat a professional pga player in a simulator 475 00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,115 I have no idea. 476 00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:35,543 Like how good the Asian dudes who like just play on the inside screen golf thing. 477 00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:37,885 What's that? 478 00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:42,350 Who are, who is this legion of professional simulator golfers that you speak of? 479 00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:44,845 Uh, there is like a, there's a league. 480 00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:48,407 I mean, so car, we were playing golf day with Carter. 481 00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:49,107 Shout out to Carter. 482 00:18:49,107 --> 00:18:50,108 Thanks for listening. 483 00:18:50,108 --> 00:18:52,609 He actually watches Carter does watch and listen. 484 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:53,309 Um, yeah. 485 00:18:53,309 --> 00:18:56,771 So he was saying that he thought that there's a league that they make thousands of dollars. 486 00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:58,091 I mean, you can actually make some money. 487 00:18:58,091 --> 00:18:59,432 And then that brought up the golden tee thing. 488 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:03,274 I have a cousin of mine that he actually went some money out in Vegas playing golden tee. 489 00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:09,402 Well, Bald Eagle is a very good... Well, you know who else is, is Kangaroo. 490 00:19:09,402 --> 00:19:10,123 Kangaroo. 491 00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:11,324 I've watched them play. 492 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,726 You've watched them play together against each other? 493 00:19:12,726 --> 00:19:13,087 Who won? 494 00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:13,788 Yeah, at Streamsong. 495 00:19:13,788 --> 00:19:17,693 They only played a few holes, but I think Brad was winning. 496 00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:19,155 Ooh, I love Golden Tee. 497 00:19:19,155 --> 00:19:20,217 I'm probably not as good as those guys. 498 00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:20,597 Yeah, it was... 499 00:19:21,612 --> 00:19:28,578 They're like, they know how to like, they put like this, like all the spin on the ball and like, like a four. 500 00:19:28,578 --> 00:19:30,499 It's different level than what I play. 501 00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:35,303 I just am worried about whacking my wrist on the table when I try and hit the little ball forward. 502 00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:35,763 Yeah. 503 00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:36,224 Yeah. 504 00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:38,846 Like I catch my fingers and like, yeah, you can hurt yourself. 505 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:39,586 Yeah. 506 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:40,347 I mean, yeah. 507 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,268 But anyway, so I, I don't know. 508 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,911 I mean, as far as a simulator league, there is a simulator league. 509 00:19:44,911 --> 00:19:45,291 I don't know. 510 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:49,394 I think, I think the simulator guys destroy the PGA guys in a simulator contest. 511 00:19:49,394 --> 00:19:49,774 I really do. 512 00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:55,056 I wish they would have that I wish that would be like there's just no chance. 513 00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:59,658 You don't think so No, you don't oh you think you think the PGA guys would destroy them. 514 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,779 Yeah, you're still having to hit a golf ball No, they're not a yard. 515 00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:04,800 They're hitting off mats and they I'm telling you dude. 516 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:11,722 It's a different It's a different play for I absolutely think Scotty Shuffler could hit balls off of a pile of spaghetti. 517 00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:11,882 Yeah 518 00:20:16,626 --> 00:20:19,210 All right, so one of the goals of this podcast has sort of shifted. 519 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:25,297 We really, at some point, are going to get Scotty Scheffler to hit a golf ball off a bowl of pasta. 520 00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:26,619 I don't even think it needs to be spaghetti. 521 00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:29,162 I think penne would work. 522 00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:30,985 I think angel hair would be hilarious. 523 00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:32,907 Do we have a Monday social plug? 524 00:20:32,907 --> 00:20:34,009 Because that could be it. 525 00:20:34,389 --> 00:20:35,510 Okay, all right. 526 00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:36,771 Where we hit balls off pasta? 527 00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,693 No, where we get Scotty Scheffler to do it. 528 00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:51,285 All right, we'll probably need to do it ourselves for the first few weeks until we get traction, but then after that... No, you just talk to the camera about Scotty Scheffler trying to hit balls off a pile of spaghetti. 529 00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,647 All right, here, let me write this down. 530 00:20:53,647 --> 00:20:56,229 Every Monday... This is unbelievable. 531 00:20:56,229 --> 00:20:59,652 Scotty Scheffler Pasta Mondays. 532 00:20:59,652 --> 00:21:00,093 T-shirt. 533 00:21:00,972 --> 00:21:01,673 I love it. 534 00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:02,673 All right, pasta Mondays. 535 00:21:02,673 --> 00:21:03,314 No, wait, wait. 536 00:21:03,314 --> 00:21:07,977 I think it should be all, it could be Scotty Schaeffler Spaghetti Sunday. 537 00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,778 All S's. 538 00:21:09,778 --> 00:21:11,359 Right? 539 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,140 Scotty Schaeffler Spaghetti Sunday. 540 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,801 Oh, I love you guys. 541 00:21:14,801 --> 00:21:15,722 I've missed you so much. 542 00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:16,162 Of course. 543 00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:17,463 This is the kind of stuff I love. 544 00:21:17,463 --> 00:21:22,206 All right, so Scotty Schaeffler Spaghetti Sunday. 545 00:21:24,229 --> 00:21:24,850 I love that idea. 546 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:25,530 All right, we'll do that. 547 00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:28,172 But I think we should try to hit some balls off spaghetti at some point. 548 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:28,772 Sure. 549 00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:37,338 And I think another another one I want to try to squeeze in there from time to time is we're going to try to get a couple of like, what is what is Panda seeing this week in the realm of amateur? 550 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,059 He worked on my swing this week. 551 00:21:39,059 --> 00:21:43,201 What is he seeing in the realm of like, you know, just broken swings? 552 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,302 Like, I think I like that. 553 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:45,483 I think that'd be fun to kind of see. 554 00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:46,423 Get some get some feedback. 555 00:21:46,423 --> 00:21:50,066 I want to see Panda hit some balls off spaghetti with the divots he's taking out there. 556 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:51,006 Oh, is he getting down on the ball? 557 00:21:51,006 --> 00:21:51,627 He's getting down. 558 00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:56,730 He's developing chronic wrist issues for how much down he's hitting on the golf ball right now. 559 00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:59,231 That is semi-true. 560 00:21:59,231 --> 00:22:03,133 I love, I love, what would it be like to hit a ball off Spaghetti? 561 00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:04,954 Fine if you catch the ball first. 562 00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:06,435 Yeah, probably be just fine. 563 00:22:06,435 --> 00:22:07,676 You'd probably be really good at it. 564 00:22:08,216 --> 00:22:10,578 I'm a flipper, so I'm gonna probably, exactly. 565 00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:12,059 You might not even catch a noodle. 566 00:22:12,059 --> 00:22:13,000 Flip into the noodles. 567 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,943 Dude, maybe I should just start, maybe I should just start bringing spaghetti around. 568 00:22:16,943 --> 00:22:22,488 Instead of teeing up your ball, you should just fucking wrap some spaghetti like this and just plop it on top of it. 569 00:22:22,488 --> 00:22:23,068 I love it. 570 00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:24,630 Alla dente, or what are we talking here? 571 00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:27,812 Just pull pasta out of your pocket, mid-round. 572 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:30,189 Okay. 573 00:22:30,189 --> 00:22:31,609 I'm on it, dude. 574 00:22:31,609 --> 00:22:32,350 Don't say I won't. 575 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,690 Cause I'm definitely going to have a place spaghetti out there at Carol. 576 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:35,470 It'll be another swing. 577 00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:38,731 A we're actually in speaking of swing aids, we're actually going to be selling our newest swing. 578 00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:40,872 It's called the spaghetti special. 579 00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:42,632 It's a comes in a package. 580 00:22:42,632 --> 00:22:43,732 It doesn't deteriorate. 581 00:22:43,732 --> 00:22:44,232 You'll see it. 582 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,113 We're coming out soon. 583 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:45,673 Stay tuned. 584 00:22:45,673 --> 00:22:47,373 All right. 585 00:22:47,373 --> 00:22:47,633 Okay. 586 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,253 So that's interesting. 587 00:22:48,253 --> 00:22:48,733 I love it. 588 00:22:48,733 --> 00:22:49,074 Love it. 589 00:22:49,074 --> 00:22:53,395 Anything else on the, on tigers, new golf league, other than we're going to go to a collapsed dome here pretty soon. 590 00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:53,875 It's looking good. 591 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,995 It looks like they're coming along with it. 592 00:22:55,995 --> 00:22:57,736 Look at this thing. 593 00:22:57,736 --> 00:22:59,536 I don't know how that doesn't delay you. 594 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:01,257 I mean the webbing and stuff. 595 00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:03,218 They should probably go a little bit stronger steel on that. 596 00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:08,342 I don't know what's happening there Speaking of domes have you guys seen this Vegas dome? 597 00:23:08,342 --> 00:23:10,423 This fear the sphere seems amazing. 598 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:13,425 Yeah, did you watch that natural Netflix thing? 599 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:13,905 Oh? 600 00:23:13,905 --> 00:23:14,626 No, I was gonna ask about that. 601 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:15,586 Did you did you saw it? 602 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:16,407 No? 603 00:23:16,407 --> 00:23:16,467 Oh? 604 00:23:20,231 --> 00:23:21,032 Trick me dude. 605 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:24,815 Well, I did see some clips of it I did see some clips where they're like running around crazy doing some weird shit. 606 00:23:24,815 --> 00:23:27,857 Like yeah, I saw that I didn't see it. 607 00:23:27,857 --> 00:23:34,903 I think it's like it's like the first part of the new full swing episode It was there's f1 in Vegas this week. 608 00:23:34,903 --> 00:23:36,604 So I was not broadcasted. 609 00:23:36,604 --> 00:23:42,649 No, it was I think they covered it live, but you can still watch it They did it live and it is and yes the f1 def one guys paired up with the yeah 610 00:23:42,729 --> 00:23:53,377 Yeah, the PGA guys when it becomes that I tune out because yeah I just become like it's my job to watch people who are not that great at golf a golf ball So like I don't really want to watch the f1 guys hit golf ball. 611 00:23:53,377 --> 00:24:01,784 You're a formula one guy Yeah, they were saying that they were it's weird like this I mean that seems like it's gonna be a good race seems like it's gonna be kind of cool But it's at 3 a.m. 612 00:24:01,784 --> 00:24:02,144 In the morning 613 00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:04,768 Yeah, it's some super random time. 614 00:24:04,768 --> 00:24:06,630 I don't know when it is exactly. 615 00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:15,323 And they said they still had 10,000 tickets to sell, but they invested like tons of money into it because it's bringing like one point some billion every year to Vegas. 616 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:16,004 So I don't know, man. 617 00:24:16,004 --> 00:24:16,505 It's kind of crazy. 618 00:24:16,742 --> 00:24:21,506 They need to figure something out with that one, though, because it's getting when Lewis is winning everything. 619 00:24:21,506 --> 00:24:26,590 Everyone was wanting to watch because Lewis is captivating and like can entertain an audience. 620 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,972 But with fucking Verstappen winning every race, he's so boring. 621 00:24:29,972 --> 00:24:30,773 Oh, yes. 622 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,134 So boring is Hamilton. 623 00:24:32,134 --> 00:24:32,935 Is he still doing it? 624 00:24:32,935 --> 00:24:33,315 Yeah. 625 00:24:33,315 --> 00:24:37,258 But but Red Bull has the best car by miles. 626 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:39,280 So Verstappen is winning everything. 627 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,181 Man, and he's just not like personable. 628 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:55,949 It's like he's not Capturing audiences where Lewis was like, yeah, he's an icon So everyone wanted to watch him and wanted to watch him win Do you think it's cuz he hasn't I mean another guy has an accent, too I'm just thinking people with accents like I mean, he's Dutch. 629 00:24:55,949 --> 00:24:57,449 So he has an accent. 630 00:24:57,449 --> 00:24:58,650 Oh the guy is Dutch. 631 00:24:58,650 --> 00:24:59,490 Yeah. 632 00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:05,113 All right He's just boring as fuck Okay, and a little bit of a dick. 633 00:25:05,113 --> 00:25:07,415 He's not what is he one of the golfers that this he okay. 634 00:25:07,415 --> 00:25:07,975 All right good 635 00:25:09,607 --> 00:25:15,472 Welcome to Stump the Panda, everyone's favorite segment on Did I Tell You About My Albatross. 636 00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:45,553 From a shed in Tampa, come stomp the Panda Panda Panda's got the facts, he's second to none Goff trivia, what Panda Man is always fun Goff history, do it with a twist of flair Try, try to stomp the Panda Man if you dare From knowing Goffa's mom's names and many tours too How Panda knows these answers, man, I got no clue Warm shots to Jaeger if he gets it wrong If you're over 21 at home, join along 637 00:25:46,053 --> 00:26:03,762 Stompin' the panda is hard to do When it comes to golf history, he's our dude From a shed in Tampa, let's stomp the panda Stompin' the panda can be hard to do From a shed in Tampa, coming straight to you Stomp the panda, stomp, stomp the panda 638 00:26:19,723 --> 00:26:21,865 I know I, for one, love this segment. 639 00:26:21,865 --> 00:26:26,029 And man, I think overall you've absolutely destroyed the house on this one. 640 00:26:26,029 --> 00:26:28,211 Like it's unbelievable what you know. 641 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,333 And Koala's even stepping up to the plate here. 642 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:33,376 Shepard on, he's thinking, he thinks he can keep up. 643 00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:33,816 We'll see. 644 00:26:33,816 --> 00:26:35,377 Can I ask a quick question? 645 00:26:35,377 --> 00:26:36,438 Running out of questions here. 646 00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:38,200 Did you write that email yourself? 647 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:38,500 No, no, no. 648 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,801 That was sent by Mike 100%. 649 00:26:39,801 --> 00:26:41,403 That actually came from Michael? 650 00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:44,125 That did come from Michael, yeah. 651 00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:45,206 Pretty bad. 652 00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:45,827 I think it came from you. 653 00:26:46,601 --> 00:26:47,362 No, no, I would. 654 00:26:47,362 --> 00:26:48,403 I mean, I'd tell you if it did. 655 00:26:48,403 --> 00:26:49,424 Controversy. 656 00:26:49,424 --> 00:26:53,427 Can I just tell you guys what what this dude did to me? 657 00:26:53,427 --> 00:26:54,848 Like, I just I don't even want to. 658 00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:55,929 I didn't want to bring it up, dude. 659 00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:56,810 All right, let me just get to it. 660 00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:57,951 All right, let me just hang on. 661 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,493 We're going to come back to some of the panic because I just want to get this off my chest. 662 00:27:01,503 --> 00:27:02,944 It's been rotten at my soul, dude. 663 00:27:02,944 --> 00:27:05,746 Cause like I, I, I, first of all, it was super embarrassing. 664 00:27:05,746 --> 00:27:09,248 Like I made a complete idiot of myself because of you and it hurt. 665 00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:10,648 Like it actually really hurt. 666 00:27:10,648 --> 00:27:11,669 And I was messed up. 667 00:27:11,669 --> 00:27:17,052 I was actually talking to my, my barber today about it and how, how much it messed me up. 668 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,935 So, so yeah, the other day we were on the course and we're playing a bet. 669 00:27:20,935 --> 00:27:24,697 I was betting against Mr. Mr. Shepard here. 670 00:27:24,697 --> 00:27:26,378 And I don't even know the scenario. 671 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,398 Like I don't even know who I was playing with. 672 00:27:27,398 --> 00:27:28,259 I can't remember. 673 00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:29,920 I think maybe you blacked out. 674 00:27:30,773 --> 00:27:36,334 I forget who we were playing with, but I know with Timmy and you and I can't remember who else was there anyway. 675 00:27:36,334 --> 00:27:39,075 It was we it came down. 676 00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:40,615 We were we were kind of we were up. 677 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:43,156 I think one we were up one hole or something. 678 00:27:43,156 --> 00:27:46,197 And oh, Grady, I was we were playing with Grady. 679 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:46,577 That's right. 680 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:47,057 That's right. 681 00:27:47,057 --> 00:27:47,397 Yeah. 682 00:27:47,397 --> 00:27:50,278 And so long story short, we're you know, we're up. 683 00:27:50,278 --> 00:27:53,938 Grady and I are up somehow by one one hole and we're going into like this par five. 684 00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:55,859 And then I don't know. 685 00:27:55,859 --> 00:28:00,480 I mean, like normal on every hole, the Albatross came up somehow and 686 00:28:01,861 --> 00:28:08,849 And then you said something pretty mean you you want to go ahead and tell everyone what you said I just said I was like dude. 687 00:28:08,849 --> 00:28:23,504 I I I'm hearing rumors that this albatross that member member never happened and Nick and Andy just put the ball in the hole when you were driving up and just it blew up so they never came clean to you But like it just never happened 688 00:28:24,247 --> 00:28:25,148 Like that, dude. 689 00:28:25,148 --> 00:28:28,290 So then I'm like, I started laughing at it because I mean, obviously I know it's real. 690 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,130 You stared. 691 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,011 You're crippled. 692 00:28:30,011 --> 00:28:31,011 No, no, no. 693 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:40,818 Guys, Albie stared into my soul waiting for me to like, like smirk or wink or smile or like let him know that I was joking. 694 00:28:40,818 --> 00:28:42,359 And I was like, no, dude, I'm dead serious. 695 00:28:42,359 --> 00:28:43,920 Like, that's just what I heard. 696 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,180 And he was. 697 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,581 Yeah. 698 00:28:45,581 --> 00:28:49,685 And you said you and then I'm like, then I wanted to drill in because I'm like, at first I thought he was joking. 699 00:28:49,685 --> 00:28:50,906 I'm like, yeah, yeah, man, that's funny. 700 00:28:50,906 --> 00:28:51,887 Let me hit this. 701 00:28:51,887 --> 00:28:54,269 And of course, I bladed my chip shot over the green. 702 00:28:54,269 --> 00:28:57,032 I start completely falling apart, like immediately. 703 00:28:57,032 --> 00:29:00,235 It's such a clever, it's such a clever but mean play. 704 00:29:00,235 --> 00:29:03,178 But like I do, it literally worked like instantly. 705 00:29:03,818 --> 00:29:11,603 I blade my chip over the green, I end up bogeying a hole that I was there in two on, and then I just completely melted down. 706 00:29:11,603 --> 00:29:17,807 And then it wasn't even just melting down on the golf course, just melting down at the sole core of my beam there for a while. 707 00:29:17,807 --> 00:29:19,888 I just started thinking, I'm like, that's impossible. 708 00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:25,772 Of course, he's just joking or whatever, but then you played it off pretty good, and then I'm like, I don't know, man, this is pretty far away. 709 00:29:25,772 --> 00:29:32,376 I didn't necessarily see it go in the cup, and I'm like, that is so, that would be, then I started thinking, I'm like, dude, did they just like, 710 00:29:33,016 --> 00:29:35,138 Like, would they just tell me that? 711 00:29:35,138 --> 00:29:45,207 And then, like, would they just tell me that and then they didn't realize I was gonna make such a big deal and start a podcast and, like, completely, like, reach out to Scott Van Pelt once a week and completely change my entire life? 712 00:29:45,207 --> 00:29:49,571 Like, I've literally shifted my entire life based on this shot. 713 00:29:49,571 --> 00:29:51,312 Like, I believe anything's possible. 714 00:29:51,312 --> 00:29:54,275 I think that it's completely changed my perspective on everything. 715 00:29:55,015 --> 00:29:56,756 And then they probably didn't expect all that. 716 00:29:56,756 --> 00:30:03,618 They probably didn't think that would, so then I'm thinking, maybe they just, and then they're like, dude, we're too far invested. 717 00:30:03,618 --> 00:30:05,238 We can't back out at this point. 718 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:09,039 So then I'm running through all this in my head, and I'm like, they made me a cheater? 719 00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:09,839 What is going on here? 720 00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:12,160 I'm like, dude, why would they make me cheat in the tournament? 721 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,381 This is so, I was disgusted with our buddy who did this. 722 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:17,622 I literally was texting him. 723 00:30:17,622 --> 00:30:19,582 I'm like, dude, what is going on here? 724 00:30:19,582 --> 00:30:21,223 I'm getting all this feedback saying. 725 00:30:23,813 --> 00:30:28,894 So yeah, it wasn't me who yes, it wasn't my idea to start the rumor. 726 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:29,855 It was our other buddy. 727 00:30:29,855 --> 00:30:42,818 Yes Scotch Nick Yeah to start the rumor and he just he was like guy was playing with him an event the weekend prior and he was like hey What if like this rumor just started circulating that Albee's Albatross never happened? 728 00:30:42,818 --> 00:30:46,839 I love this guy for this kind of print but like 729 00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:53,545 But I mean, I don't know, like after the fact, like it took me a couple of weeks, now I'm good. 730 00:30:53,545 --> 00:30:54,246 A couple of weeks. 731 00:30:54,246 --> 00:30:54,606 I'm good. 732 00:30:54,606 --> 00:30:56,989 I'm just now like, I'm just now good, dude. 733 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,913 Like it's not something that I was able to like, I didn't take a shower and it washed off. 734 00:30:59,913 --> 00:31:01,034 Like it was like. 735 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:02,756 But both Andy and Nick called me. 736 00:31:03,658 --> 00:31:07,539 Later that afternoon, they were like, what the fuck did you do to Brandon? 737 00:31:07,539 --> 00:31:09,520 I reached out to Ocean Knight pretty aggressively. 738 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,241 I'll be completely honest about it. 739 00:31:11,241 --> 00:31:12,421 Ocean Knight's one of my good friends. 740 00:31:12,421 --> 00:31:13,922 So I'm like, dude, what is going on here? 741 00:31:13,922 --> 00:31:14,402 What am I hearing? 742 00:31:14,402 --> 00:31:16,323 He's like, what are you talking about? 743 00:31:16,323 --> 00:31:18,323 He had no idea what was going on. 744 00:31:18,323 --> 00:31:19,584 And I'm like, I just need you. 745 00:31:19,584 --> 00:31:20,764 He wasn't telling me what I need to hear. 746 00:31:20,764 --> 00:31:22,145 I'm like, I just need you to tell me. 747 00:31:22,765 --> 00:31:23,306 You saw it. 748 00:31:23,306 --> 00:31:24,187 You're the one that saw it. 749 00:31:24,187 --> 00:31:25,208 You saw it go in. 750 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:26,569 You tell me that. 751 00:31:26,569 --> 00:31:27,490 And he started laughing. 752 00:31:27,490 --> 00:31:28,451 He didn't tell me right away. 753 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:30,974 And I'm like, oh my God, dude. 754 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:31,694 Oh my God. 755 00:31:31,694 --> 00:31:34,838 I start like literally, I was getting ready to throw, like, I know it sounds stupid. 756 00:31:34,838 --> 00:31:35,678 It's all right. 757 00:31:35,678 --> 00:31:36,599 I may edit all this out. 758 00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:37,180 I don't know. 759 00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:40,744 But I was like, I literally got sick to my stomach and I'm like, all right. 760 00:31:40,744 --> 00:31:42,766 And then he's like, dude, they're cold. 761 00:31:42,766 --> 00:31:43,807 They're totally fucking with you. 762 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:44,748 Like, don't worry about it. 763 00:31:44,748 --> 00:31:45,809 I saw it go in, of course. 764 00:31:46,418 --> 00:31:49,520 But I could, I could have like, that made me feel so much better. 765 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,340 And I'm like, okay. 766 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:52,121 So then I had to apologize to everybody. 767 00:31:52,121 --> 00:31:54,202 It was a fucked up trick, dude. 768 00:31:54,202 --> 00:31:55,523 It really was good though. 769 00:31:55,523 --> 00:31:56,344 It was, it was hilarious. 770 00:31:56,344 --> 00:31:56,904 It was good. 771 00:31:56,904 --> 00:31:58,505 It was good for you guys. 772 00:31:58,505 --> 00:31:59,585 And then you ended up winning the bet. 773 00:31:59,585 --> 00:31:59,805 All right. 774 00:31:59,805 --> 00:32:00,186 Sorry. 775 00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:01,386 Back to Stump the Panda. 776 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:03,668 Everyone's favorite segment, Stump the Panda. 777 00:32:03,668 --> 00:32:04,668 Okay. 778 00:32:04,668 --> 00:32:08,230 Who won the Butterfield Classic? 779 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,231 Like most recently? 780 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:09,651 Yeah. 781 00:32:09,651 --> 00:32:10,511 What is the Vizagas? 782 00:32:13,342 --> 00:32:14,463 When was the last time he won? 783 00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:15,724 2014 window. 784 00:32:15,724 --> 00:32:18,266 I knew that. 785 00:32:18,266 --> 00:32:19,867 Me too. 786 00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:24,390 Who won the week before? 787 00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:25,491 What was the week before? 788 00:32:25,491 --> 00:32:26,832 The Shriners? 789 00:32:26,832 --> 00:32:27,673 Yeah. 790 00:32:27,673 --> 00:32:27,873 Maybe. 791 00:32:27,873 --> 00:32:28,333 I don't know. 792 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:31,876 I didn't do that. 793 00:32:31,876 --> 00:32:32,757 Ah, see, I know it. 794 00:32:32,757 --> 00:32:33,437 Ask me that one. 795 00:32:33,437 --> 00:32:34,858 Boom. 796 00:32:34,858 --> 00:32:35,759 All right, let's go. 797 00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:37,981 Eric Van Royen. 798 00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:40,142 Ooh, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 799 00:32:40,142 --> 00:32:40,763 Prescott's family. 800 00:32:41,364 --> 00:32:44,646 What is the name of one of the first golf organizations in the world? 801 00:32:44,646 --> 00:32:49,528 They would help define the first official rules of golf in 1744. 802 00:32:49,528 --> 00:32:53,391 The Royal and Ancient Club? 803 00:32:53,391 --> 00:32:53,951 The R and A? 804 00:32:53,951 --> 00:32:58,033 The R and A. Love the piggyback. 805 00:32:58,033 --> 00:33:01,055 You're not going to wait for the... I can give you multiple choice here if you want. 806 00:33:01,055 --> 00:33:03,216 Let me do that because that's not right. 807 00:33:03,216 --> 00:33:10,260 The Professional Golf Association of Scotland, the Royal Society of Scottish Golfers, the Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, 808 00:33:11,136 --> 00:33:13,277 The Highlanders Country Club. 809 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:17,818 Whatever C was. 810 00:33:17,818 --> 00:33:20,559 That is correct. 811 00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:32,323 In this year's Ryder Cup, Team Europe employed a analytics specialist who was also a former player. 812 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,460 Oh, really? 813 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:37,201 Do you know who that is? 814 00:33:37,201 --> 00:33:40,222 Yeah, it's Francesco Molinari's brother, Eduardo. 815 00:33:40,222 --> 00:33:41,943 Yeah, correct. 816 00:33:41,943 --> 00:33:43,244 Wow. 817 00:33:43,244 --> 00:33:45,245 Wow, Panda, fantastic. 818 00:33:45,245 --> 00:33:50,307 In 1980s, only one PGA player won two Masters titles. 819 00:33:50,307 --> 00:33:50,828 Who was it? 820 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:53,469 Was it Ben Crenshaw, Steve Ballesteros? 821 00:33:53,469 --> 00:33:53,889 That's Seve. 822 00:33:53,889 --> 00:33:55,850 Bernard Langer? 823 00:33:55,850 --> 00:33:56,250 Seve. 824 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,911 Oh, let me just redo that one. 825 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:01,693 In the 1980s, only one PGA player won two Masters titles. 826 00:34:01,693 --> 00:34:02,174 Who was it? 827 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:02,774 Ben Crenshaw? 828 00:34:04,059 --> 00:34:06,040 Ballesteros. 829 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,160 Bernard Langer. 830 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:07,720 Bernhard. 831 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,381 Fuck. 832 00:34:11,381 --> 00:34:11,961 Bernhard. 833 00:34:11,961 --> 00:34:13,222 That is a fucking terrible name. 834 00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:14,882 You don't know who Bernhard Langer is? 835 00:34:14,882 --> 00:34:15,303 I do. 836 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:16,923 I just called him Bernhard. 837 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:18,163 Whatever I just said a minute ago. 838 00:34:18,163 --> 00:34:18,784 Jesus Christ. 839 00:34:18,784 --> 00:34:25,646 You also called him Steve Ballesteros. 840 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:28,867 In the 1980s, only one PGA player won two Masters titles. 841 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:29,747 Who was it? 842 00:34:29,747 --> 00:34:32,808 Was it Crenshaw, Ballesteros, Langer, or Faldo? 843 00:34:34,927 --> 00:34:38,410 I think it was Bernhard Langer. 844 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,611 Okay, you're locking that in? 845 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,511 Is that a lock? 846 00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:42,113 Okay, it's a panda lock. 847 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:43,754 What are you doing? 848 00:34:43,754 --> 00:34:45,335 Crenshaw. 849 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:46,996 Well, you know the names. 850 00:34:46,996 --> 00:34:48,037 We don't have to go through that again. 851 00:34:48,037 --> 00:34:50,699 I'll go with Steve Ballesteros. 852 00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:51,860 It's actually Seve. 853 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,541 It's Ballesteros. 854 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:55,182 Yes! 855 00:34:55,182 --> 00:34:57,044 Wow, that is fantastic. 856 00:34:57,044 --> 00:34:58,445 Wow, I did not see that coming. 857 00:34:59,418 --> 00:35:02,660 Jack Nicklaus won back-to-back Masters Championships. 858 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:04,281 What is wrong with me? 859 00:35:04,281 --> 00:35:09,044 Jack Nicklaus won back-to-back Masters Championships in what years? 860 00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:10,084 1965. 861 00:35:10,084 --> 00:35:11,125 That is the answer, I just told you. 862 00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:20,896 Next This might be the best segment you can't bring LB. 863 00:35:20,896 --> 00:35:25,540 Whatever you can't edit Anyway, so yeah No, no, no none of it no 864 00:35:29,683 --> 00:35:32,625 Mm-hmm in the 1990s. 865 00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:33,426 Oh, this is problem. 866 00:35:33,426 --> 00:35:34,947 He's so young. 867 00:35:34,947 --> 00:35:36,188 He doesn't know what the 90s are. 868 00:35:36,188 --> 00:35:44,914 Yeah speaking of I met someone today that that was working with us helping us with the pod and Shout out to our boy Chris who's helping us. 869 00:35:44,914 --> 00:35:54,001 I don't know who he is He claims that he claims that that LeBron is better than Jordan and I think this is totally a generation gap 870 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:55,590 No, he's not. 871 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:56,291 He's actually helping us. 872 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:56,791 We love him. 873 00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:57,611 Oh, you're dead to me, Chris. 874 00:35:57,611 --> 00:35:58,572 Don't ever talk to me. 875 00:35:58,572 --> 00:35:59,473 Yeah, he's full. 876 00:35:59,473 --> 00:36:01,053 By the way, Shepard's from Chicago, so. 877 00:36:01,053 --> 00:36:02,995 I also think Panda thinks LeBron's better than. 878 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:03,275 I know. 879 00:36:03,275 --> 00:36:06,497 I think, well, that's the reason I bring it up, because I think this truly is a generational thing. 880 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:11,960 I think that if you were born, if you grew up kind of, and I'm way older than you, you grew up in Chicago, so I get it. 881 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,302 But like, I mean, there's no question, Jordan, in my mind. 882 00:36:16,302 --> 00:36:19,904 If he just gets, he was from Chicago, I was named after the Lakers. 883 00:36:19,904 --> 00:36:22,566 That's how I got my name. 884 00:36:22,566 --> 00:36:24,527 So I think I'm going to ride with Bron. 885 00:36:24,527 --> 00:36:24,727 Okay. 886 00:36:24,885 --> 00:36:26,248 Alright. 887 00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:26,629 Is it really? 888 00:36:26,629 --> 00:36:27,572 I didn't know that about you. 889 00:36:29,150 --> 00:36:40,698 Panda Los Angeles Lakers and panda All right Okay, I mean in and you want to keep going here you any more you more. 890 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:40,999 Okay. 891 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:41,359 Good one. 892 00:36:41,359 --> 00:36:45,882 I'm winning Why would you stop the Ryder Cup go back to the 1990s question? 893 00:36:45,882 --> 00:36:47,483 Okay All right. 894 00:36:47,483 --> 00:36:54,969 I got one that you're not gonna get In 1990s only one LPGA player won two LPGA championships. 895 00:36:54,969 --> 00:36:55,369 Who was it? 896 00:36:57,806 --> 00:36:58,568 Panda's got it. 897 00:36:58,568 --> 00:37:00,192 No, it's stumped the shepherd. 898 00:37:00,192 --> 00:37:01,174 What do you got it? 899 00:37:01,174 --> 00:37:06,585 I don't even know if I could Name a player in the 19 LPGA player in the 1990s 900 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:19,765 Honestly, I was gonna be my guess the only female player I could think of no she was 2003 I think I don't know maybe what the Maybe she wasn't I have no idea. 901 00:37:19,765 --> 00:37:20,646 It's Laura Davey. 902 00:37:20,646 --> 00:37:21,046 No. 903 00:37:21,046 --> 00:37:22,628 Oh You knew that one. 904 00:37:22,628 --> 00:37:23,169 I love Lord. 905 00:37:23,169 --> 00:37:26,953 Yeah, I love her grasp Is she really 906 00:37:28,434 --> 00:37:31,596 I wonder what she could do with a bowl full of sketti. 907 00:37:31,596 --> 00:37:33,016 I'm pure one. 908 00:37:33,016 --> 00:37:42,961 On the men's all-time professional major championship leaderboard, gold leaderboard, which two players are tied with nine victories? 909 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:43,881 Oh, wow. 910 00:37:43,881 --> 00:37:45,182 Great question. 911 00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:45,422 Is it? 912 00:37:45,422 --> 00:37:45,702 Okay. 913 00:37:45,702 --> 00:37:46,523 All right, finally. 914 00:37:46,523 --> 00:37:51,125 Okay. 915 00:37:52,341 --> 00:37:53,202 You got one? 916 00:37:53,202 --> 00:37:53,562 You got it? 917 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,322 I don't. 918 00:37:54,322 --> 00:38:02,328 I have one player and I'm trying to think of who the other player could be. 919 00:38:02,328 --> 00:38:05,770 Because there's two players tied with nine, you said. 920 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:10,613 I think I have one. 921 00:38:10,613 --> 00:38:11,554 We'll give you 50% with one. 922 00:38:11,554 --> 00:38:12,334 I have Walter Higgins. 923 00:38:14,582 --> 00:38:17,265 Okay, I have Gary Player at nine. 924 00:38:17,265 --> 00:38:18,746 Are either of those right? 925 00:38:18,746 --> 00:38:25,172 Wow, dude, you got no, actually, no, but Gary Player's right. 926 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:25,852 Oh, wait, hold on. 927 00:38:25,852 --> 00:38:27,634 Let me let me think of the other one. 928 00:38:27,634 --> 00:38:30,897 Hagen's wrong. 929 00:38:30,897 --> 00:38:34,480 Let me think of the other one. 930 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,522 Let me just give a quick shout out to High Noon. 931 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:37,403 Thank you for your sponsorship. 932 00:38:41,897 --> 00:38:44,543 I'm gonna go with Bobby Jones. 933 00:38:44,543 --> 00:38:46,206 Ooh, close. 934 00:38:46,206 --> 00:38:47,930 I could see why you'd choose Bobby Jones. 935 00:38:47,930 --> 00:38:51,498 It is not that error, but it's Mr. Ben Hogan. 936 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:52,260 Mr. Ben Hogan. 937 00:38:54,492 --> 00:38:55,873 Um, let's do a couple more. 938 00:38:55,873 --> 00:38:56,774 I've got a couple. 939 00:38:56,774 --> 00:39:00,277 I thought it was going to be called something. 940 00:39:00,277 --> 00:39:01,258 I'm going to be honest with you. 941 00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:06,182 I'm still really impressed that you were able to beat Panda on any of these. 942 00:39:06,182 --> 00:39:07,663 Panda's so disgusted with himself. 943 00:39:07,663 --> 00:39:08,644 Yeah, he's not going to. 944 00:39:08,644 --> 00:39:09,405 He's not even talking. 945 00:39:09,405 --> 00:39:12,768 This is how I felt when they told me that my albatross was illegitimate. 946 00:39:12,768 --> 00:39:12,968 Yes. 947 00:39:12,968 --> 00:39:13,989 See, this is the point. 948 00:39:13,989 --> 00:39:15,130 I'm coming for your segment. 949 00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:17,873 No segment is named after me. 950 00:39:17,873 --> 00:39:19,455 I'm gonna steal them from you. 951 00:39:19,455 --> 00:39:25,002 Panda sets his limit of betting, whether it's $200 or $500. 952 00:39:25,002 --> 00:39:29,628 If he loses it all to me, he has to legally change his name to Panda. 953 00:39:33,942 --> 00:39:35,022 I love it. 954 00:39:35,022 --> 00:39:37,183 Or get a small tattoo. 955 00:39:37,183 --> 00:39:45,924 If you set your dollar amount and we go out golfing for a couple days and I end up just with all of that money, it's legally Panda. 956 00:39:45,924 --> 00:39:49,205 Or you can get a small Panda tattoo anywhere on your body. 957 00:39:49,205 --> 00:39:50,005 I'm good with either. 958 00:39:50,005 --> 00:39:50,825 It could be this big. 959 00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:53,486 It could be a half inch. 960 00:39:53,486 --> 00:39:55,426 I'm good with either. 961 00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:58,647 You can put Panda on your fucking driver's license. 962 00:39:59,687 --> 00:40:02,448 or you can put a panda on your body. 963 00:40:02,448 --> 00:40:04,669 Is it like McLovin, just one name? 964 00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:09,371 Or I have to be the panda, first name D. No, it's just Panda. 965 00:40:09,371 --> 00:40:10,131 I take either of those. 966 00:40:10,131 --> 00:40:10,571 No, it's just Panda. 967 00:40:10,571 --> 00:40:11,331 It's just Panda, all right. 968 00:40:11,331 --> 00:40:12,432 Yeah, Panda. 969 00:40:12,432 --> 00:40:16,233 No, it's actually first name Panda, last name Panda. 970 00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:17,954 Oh, okay. 971 00:40:17,954 --> 00:40:20,995 Or maybe it could be called, maybe it could be called a panda betting experience. 972 00:40:20,995 --> 00:40:21,455 I love that. 973 00:40:21,455 --> 00:40:22,316 Panda, Panda. 974 00:40:22,316 --> 00:40:23,836 2003, you were around for that, Panda. 975 00:40:23,836 --> 00:40:24,396 2003 has been Christianed 976 00:40:29,248 --> 00:40:30,609 Nope. 977 00:40:30,609 --> 00:40:32,770 Kristen. 978 00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:35,392 What the fuck? 979 00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:36,793 Oh, I'm so sorry, Christian. 980 00:40:40,557 --> 00:41:05,452 christened no how do you say that how do you say that word christened christened why can't i read what happened to me what has happened i can't handle this just say in 2003 and then look at me and i'll i'll say the word and then you and then read the next bit 2003 has been christened the year of the 40 somethings in golf 981 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:09,540 Which of these oldie golfers won the fewest tournaments in 2003? 982 00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:15,902 Jay Haas, Vijay Singh, Fred Couples, and Kenny Perry. 983 00:41:15,902 --> 00:41:17,103 The fewest? 984 00:41:17,103 --> 00:41:17,403 Yeah. 985 00:41:17,403 --> 00:41:18,163 The fewest? 986 00:41:18,163 --> 00:41:20,744 Yeah, these guys were rolling them in in the year 2003. 987 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:28,367 Who won the fewest out of Haas, Singh, Couples, and Perry? 988 00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:32,248 Haas. 989 00:41:32,248 --> 00:41:34,729 I'm going to go with good old Freddy. 990 00:41:35,924 --> 00:41:37,305 Yeah, that's actually Jay Haas. 991 00:41:37,305 --> 00:41:37,785 Wow. 992 00:41:37,785 --> 00:41:38,926 Great job, Panda. 993 00:41:38,926 --> 00:41:39,667 He's back. 994 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,228 He's back, baby. 995 00:41:41,228 --> 00:41:45,110 What a weird question. 996 00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:55,617 Mike Weir was wildly heralded as the first Canadian ever to win a PGA Tour major event by winning the 2003 Masters at Augusta and putting on the green jacket. 997 00:41:55,617 --> 00:41:57,739 But this later turned out to be incorrect. 998 00:41:57,739 --> 00:42:00,060 A Canadian once won the U.S. 999 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:03,063 Amateur when it was still considered a major. 1000 00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:03,683 What was his name? 1001 00:42:05,886 --> 00:42:08,449 George Knudsen. 1002 00:42:08,449 --> 00:42:11,271 It's amazing that you know a Canadian golfer name. 1003 00:42:11,271 --> 00:42:11,911 Do you know any? 1004 00:42:11,911 --> 00:42:15,774 Do you know any? 1005 00:42:15,774 --> 00:42:18,236 Sandy Somerville. 1006 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:19,818 So we're going to not give you that one. 1007 00:42:19,818 --> 00:42:21,099 Yeah. 1008 00:42:21,099 --> 00:42:23,721 Tiger Woods was widely accused of being in a slump in 2003. 1009 00:42:23,721 --> 00:42:25,723 I think we all remember that. 1010 00:42:25,723 --> 00:42:30,366 After having failed to win one of the four major gold championships. 1011 00:42:31,663 --> 00:42:38,167 in spite of the fact that he won how many tournaments throughout the first week of October? 1012 00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:40,388 What? 1013 00:42:40,388 --> 00:42:41,368 Three? 1014 00:42:41,368 --> 00:42:42,989 How many tournaments? 1015 00:42:42,989 --> 00:42:44,430 Up to the first week in October. 1016 00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:46,511 Oh, from January to October. 1017 00:42:46,511 --> 00:42:48,812 It was kind of put weird, but yeah, more than that. 1018 00:42:48,812 --> 00:42:50,193 More than three. 1019 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,755 I asked your answer, you lied. 1020 00:42:52,755 --> 00:42:54,475 I'll say four, because I'll be closer. 1021 00:42:54,475 --> 00:42:56,617 Actually, I didn't turn the lock yet. 1022 00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:56,877 Adjust. 1023 00:42:58,885 --> 00:43:00,827 Five is the correct answer. 1024 00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:02,188 Five. 1025 00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:03,710 I'm going to let that be a wash. 1026 00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:07,033 One more and we'll move on. 1027 00:43:07,033 --> 00:43:13,399 What unlikely golfer won the 2003 British Open and instantly shot up hundreds of places from his rank of 396th in the world? 1028 00:43:13,399 --> 00:43:13,599 Shepard. 1029 00:43:24,964 --> 00:43:25,645 Panda. 1030 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:26,346 Todd Hamilton. 1031 00:43:26,346 --> 00:43:30,370 It's a great name, Todd Hamilton. 1032 00:43:30,370 --> 00:43:31,852 Just say if that's right. 1033 00:43:31,852 --> 00:43:32,353 No. 1034 00:43:32,353 --> 00:43:33,174 Then I'll take a guess. 1035 00:43:33,174 --> 00:43:34,916 Wait, what? 1036 00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:35,797 That's not right. 1037 00:43:35,797 --> 00:43:36,978 The 2003 British Open? 1038 00:43:36,978 --> 00:43:38,480 Yeah. 1039 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,741 It's not Todd Hamilton. 1040 00:43:39,741 --> 00:43:41,003 Great name though. 1041 00:43:41,003 --> 00:43:41,303 Great name. 1042 00:43:43,046 --> 00:43:44,748 Can you tell us what country he's from? 1043 00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:48,211 I can actually give you, you want me to, it's not fair if I give you multiple choice now, is it? 1044 00:43:48,211 --> 00:43:50,453 No, just say the country. 1045 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:54,576 Oh, I don't, I think the US. 1046 00:43:54,576 --> 00:44:00,101 I'm guessing you're, definitely US. 1047 00:44:00,101 --> 00:44:04,965 That's not, I was not thinking that, I was thinking, the player I was thinking of was Asian. 1048 00:44:04,965 --> 00:44:08,749 Yeah. 1049 00:44:10,507 --> 00:44:10,947 Do you have it? 1050 00:44:10,947 --> 00:44:14,550 Todd Hamilton won in 2004. 1051 00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:15,711 I was a year off. 1052 00:44:15,711 --> 00:44:18,152 Oh, that's crazy that you got that close. 1053 00:44:18,152 --> 00:44:19,733 Crazy. 1054 00:44:19,733 --> 00:44:24,957 I have no idea. 1055 00:44:24,957 --> 00:44:25,637 It's okay. 1056 00:44:25,637 --> 00:44:28,059 It's Ben Curtis. 1057 00:44:28,059 --> 00:44:30,941 All right, let me just do one more. 1058 00:44:30,941 --> 00:44:33,523 A commercial that Buick made for its SUV. 1059 00:44:35,279 --> 00:44:42,744 The Rainier involved Tiger Woods giving away SUVs to people on a golf course with hidden cameras set up to capture the action and reactions. 1060 00:44:42,744 --> 00:44:46,086 What mild controversy surrounded this event? 1061 00:44:46,086 --> 00:44:47,466 No fucking clue. 1062 00:44:47,466 --> 00:44:49,508 Well, I didn't even know the story. 1063 00:44:49,508 --> 00:44:51,389 Yeah. 1064 00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:53,350 A man lost his amateur status because of it. 1065 00:44:55,728 --> 00:44:59,550 The commercial was called Tiger Trap and received a massive public response. 1066 00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:02,872 Mike Freeman was the name of the man who lost his status. 1067 00:45:02,872 --> 00:45:05,553 He just happened to be at the course that day of the shoot. 1068 00:45:05,553 --> 00:45:11,196 And during one of the closest to the pins competitions staged by Tiger and Buick, Freeman won the SUV. 1069 00:45:11,196 --> 00:45:16,739 By accepting the prize, they ruled that he violated, the USGA ruled that he violated. 1070 00:45:16,739 --> 00:45:17,900 Man, they just kill all fun. 1071 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:23,323 Like they're just- Man, imagine though winning a closest to the pin competition, winning a car and you get a fucking Buick. 1072 00:45:23,323 --> 00:45:25,064 That would be tough. 1073 00:45:25,424 --> 00:45:29,347 Well, or that you get, and then you'd lose your status over it. 1074 00:45:29,347 --> 00:45:30,828 But why would you want, I don't understand. 1075 00:45:30,828 --> 00:45:31,729 Why would you want a Buick? 1076 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,610 Why would you want an amateur status? 1077 00:45:33,610 --> 00:45:34,811 It was an 03 Buick. 1078 00:45:34,811 --> 00:45:35,752 What was, that is true. 1079 00:45:35,752 --> 00:45:41,035 What would, uh, if he was playing like competitive amateur stuff, if he was playing like mid-ams in U.S. 1080 00:45:41,035 --> 00:45:42,937 Opens and stuff, then he would want to do it. 1081 00:45:42,937 --> 00:45:44,498 That's about all I could think of. 1082 00:45:44,498 --> 00:45:46,379 If he was like in college. 1083 00:45:46,379 --> 00:45:48,000 Uh, Shepard, really impressive, bud. 1084 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,522 Thank you. 1085 00:45:49,522 --> 00:45:49,862 Thank you. 1086 00:45:49,862 --> 00:45:51,283 All right. 1087 00:45:51,283 --> 00:45:52,684 We're gonna take a quick break and then we'll finish up. 1088 00:45:53,734 --> 00:46:00,379 I have a segment idea where you see how long you can stay on live stream. 1089 00:46:00,379 --> 00:46:00,780 What do you mean? 1090 00:46:00,780 --> 00:46:03,902 Just like from the shed on camera. 1091 00:46:03,902 --> 00:46:05,823 Could you do 48 hours? 1092 00:46:05,823 --> 00:46:06,784 Oh, dude, I could just leave it on. 1093 00:46:06,784 --> 00:46:09,466 Do I have to stay out here and be 72 hours? 1094 00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:14,010 Depends on how many Adderall I have access to. 1095 00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:21,616 If you give me a whole brand new, if you give me my month supply of Adderall, I could be in here until probably, let's see, it's November. 1096 00:46:22,678 --> 00:46:24,879 I'd say January 12th. 1097 00:46:24,879 --> 00:46:26,440 I'd say January 12th, maybe. 1098 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:26,760 Yeah. 1099 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,620 New segment. 1100 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:28,300 Yes. 1101 00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:28,841 New segment. 1102 00:46:28,841 --> 00:46:29,201 Let's go. 1103 00:46:29,201 --> 00:46:34,323 Here at DITYAMA.FM called Driving Conversations. 1104 00:46:34,323 --> 00:46:34,903 Ah, so good. 1105 00:46:34,903 --> 00:46:43,367 The most interesting stories in and around golf told by yours truly, Albie, the world's most honest degenerate. 1106 00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:44,968 Thank you. 1107 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:50,390 He really christened it in there. 1108 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:50,550 Jerk. 1109 00:46:51,764 --> 00:46:54,865 It's christened, okay. 1110 00:46:54,865 --> 00:46:58,107 I found this, I came across this story, all right. 1111 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:04,029 This is probably one of the craziest stats I've ever heard in golf. 1112 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:06,510 Calvin Pete, I think we all know Calvin. 1113 00:47:06,510 --> 00:47:09,391 Dude, by the way, Calvin Pete's, I mean, dude, this guy. 1114 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,752 Do people actually know who Calvin Pete is? 1115 00:47:11,752 --> 00:47:13,193 I mean, I knew of him. 1116 00:47:13,193 --> 00:47:13,893 Oh, all right. 1117 00:47:13,893 --> 00:47:16,134 I knew of him just from the senior tour, like I remember him on the senior. 1118 00:47:17,498 --> 00:47:18,759 I'm gonna do a deep dive on Calvin Pete. 1119 00:47:18,759 --> 00:47:20,219 This dude's amazing. 1120 00:47:20,219 --> 00:47:24,021 This guy, shout out to Lou Stagner on this one, because he's the golf stat pro. 1121 00:47:24,021 --> 00:47:25,541 This guy's amazing, by the way. 1122 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:26,542 You know him? 1123 00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:28,003 Oh, dude, he's great. 1124 00:47:28,003 --> 00:47:29,663 He's got, like, the craziest stats on everything. 1125 00:47:29,663 --> 00:47:30,764 Why don't we get him on the pod? 1126 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:31,904 I've reached out to him. 1127 00:47:31,904 --> 00:47:32,645 Shout out to you, Lou. 1128 00:47:32,645 --> 00:47:35,726 Like, I know we've talked about doing some stuff together, so, yeah, anyway. 1129 00:47:35,726 --> 00:47:37,427 This is the craziest stat I've ever heard, though. 1130 00:47:37,427 --> 00:47:44,990 In over 1,200 rounds, Calvin Pete only hit one ball out of bounds. 1131 00:47:45,922 --> 00:47:47,783 and over 1,200 rounds. 1132 00:47:47,783 --> 00:47:49,485 Think about that. 1133 00:47:49,485 --> 00:47:51,046 That's insane to me. 1134 00:47:51,046 --> 00:47:52,007 That is crazy. 1135 00:47:52,007 --> 00:47:52,787 That was his thing. 1136 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:55,689 He hit the ball incredibly straight. 1137 00:47:55,689 --> 00:48:00,993 He had a permanently bent lead arm because he fell out of a tree when he was a kid and it never got set right. 1138 00:48:00,993 --> 00:48:02,374 How do you know this stuff? 1139 00:48:02,374 --> 00:48:02,554 Really? 1140 00:48:02,554 --> 00:48:03,915 You'll find it out in the deep dive. 1141 00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:07,298 Yeah, he led the tour in driving accuracy every year that he was on it. 1142 00:48:08,825 --> 00:48:09,325 Wow. 1143 00:48:09,325 --> 00:48:13,087 He hit the ball not very far, but incredibly laser beam straight. 1144 00:48:13,087 --> 00:48:15,107 He also didn't take up golf. 1145 00:48:15,107 --> 00:48:20,029 He would be good for a deep dive because he didn't take up golf until he was in like almost 30 years old. 1146 00:48:20,029 --> 00:48:21,149 Calvin, I'm coming for you, buddy. 1147 00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:23,190 We're going to get deep into the weeds with you, buddy. 1148 00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:24,311 This is an amazing story. 1149 00:48:24,311 --> 00:48:25,251 I love stories like this. 1150 00:48:25,251 --> 00:48:27,432 Is Calvin still with us? 1151 00:48:27,432 --> 00:48:28,792 No, he is deceased. 1152 00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:30,753 I'm pretty sure he's still alive in spirit. 1153 00:48:30,753 --> 00:48:32,453 So, yeah. 1154 00:48:32,453 --> 00:48:36,735 How many rounds at Kerwood could you play if your sole goal was not to hit a ball out of bounds? 1155 00:48:38,403 --> 00:48:39,343 What can I like hit? 1156 00:48:39,343 --> 00:48:40,804 Can I deal with wedges? 1157 00:48:40,804 --> 00:48:41,464 Yeah. 1158 00:48:41,464 --> 00:48:42,004 And spaghetti. 1159 00:48:42,004 --> 00:48:42,484 A lot. 1160 00:48:42,484 --> 00:48:43,404 Wedges and spaghetti. 1161 00:48:43,404 --> 00:48:46,305 There's no score you have to beat. 1162 00:48:46,305 --> 00:48:46,645 Yeah. 1163 00:48:46,645 --> 00:48:48,625 You just can't hit a ball out of bounds. 1164 00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:54,607 Basically just be until you shanked one or duffed one in the water on like pine nine. 1165 00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:55,667 But that's not an out of bounds. 1166 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:56,527 It's a hazard. 1167 00:48:56,527 --> 00:48:57,188 That's true. 1168 00:48:57,188 --> 00:48:59,068 It's just that it out of bounds. 1169 00:48:59,068 --> 00:49:00,908 Like just white stakes. 1170 00:49:00,908 --> 00:49:02,229 Great point. 1171 00:49:02,229 --> 00:49:02,509 Yeah. 1172 00:49:02,509 --> 00:49:03,189 Do blues count? 1173 00:49:05,618 --> 00:49:07,300 It's kinda like a, that's a hazard, I guess, right? 1174 00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:10,963 That's a hazard, that's not a, the only thing that definitely is out of bounds is white. 1175 00:49:10,963 --> 00:49:13,165 That's what I thought, maybe I'm wrong. 1176 00:49:13,165 --> 00:49:16,708 No, no, no, I don't, I just love, this is crazy to me about golf. 1177 00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:17,969 Like, we've been playing golf for how long? 1178 00:49:17,969 --> 00:49:19,430 We play it quite a bit. 1179 00:49:19,430 --> 00:49:21,291 We don't even know all the rules. 1180 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,172 Like, it's just silly. 1181 00:49:22,172 --> 00:49:24,194 I think I got a rule book in the car. 1182 00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:24,674 All right. 1183 00:49:24,674 --> 00:49:25,095 I definitely do. 1184 00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:27,797 We could put that together with how to play golf book in my bag. 1185 00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:28,197 That's true. 1186 00:49:28,197 --> 00:49:30,119 And we could really go places. 1187 00:49:30,119 --> 00:49:32,461 All right, well, shout out to Calvin, dude. 1188 00:49:32,461 --> 00:49:33,642 We're coming for you on the deep dive. 1189 00:49:35,047 --> 00:49:36,488 Great stat, Calvin. 1190 00:49:36,488 --> 00:49:41,852 Wasn't there an interesting stat just last week or the week before someone hit a bunch of fairways in a row? 1191 00:49:41,852 --> 00:49:46,975 Adam Long hit 69 fairways in a row. 1192 00:49:46,975 --> 00:49:48,957 There you go. 1193 00:49:48,957 --> 00:49:49,717 Shout out to Lucy. 1194 00:49:49,717 --> 00:49:51,038 We got one too, buddy. 1195 00:49:51,038 --> 00:49:53,220 So Panda, what do you know about Moe Norman? 1196 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:55,847 A lot. 1197 00:49:55,847 --> 00:49:58,550 Mo Norman was Canadian gentleman. 1198 00:49:58,550 --> 00:50:11,823 He probably today would be diagnosed with some sort of autism or like Asperger's or some shit, but he developed like this single-ish plane swing. 1199 00:50:11,823 --> 00:50:15,027 He also hit the ball super, super straight, not super, super far. 1200 00:50:15,027 --> 00:50:17,049 He like worked in a bowling alley in the winter. 1201 00:50:18,210 --> 00:50:25,635 And he eventually became really good and won a bunch of events on the Canadian tour, but it never really translated to the U.S. 1202 00:50:25,635 --> 00:50:27,616 tour. 1203 00:50:27,616 --> 00:50:35,082 The CEO of Tidalist, Wally Ulein, whose kid or grandkid is Peter Ulein, who plays on the Live Tour now. 1204 00:50:36,282 --> 00:50:42,064 he gave him like a lifetime sponsorship so that he would just like keep him alive, because he was like penniless. 1205 00:50:42,064 --> 00:50:42,965 Oh, Titleist did? 1206 00:50:42,965 --> 00:50:43,385 Yeah. 1207 00:50:43,385 --> 00:50:45,266 Oh dude, that's, so I didn't know that whole story. 1208 00:50:45,266 --> 00:50:49,727 I caught like part of a YouTube video on him and was like just fascinated by this guy. 1209 00:50:49,727 --> 00:50:59,251 Like I knew of him, but I didn't really know, like, I started watching, like there's people out there that will sell you how to, like they teach how to swing like Mo, like it's a single, to your point, like a single plane. 1210 00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:01,232 I don't know, it says like it's very teachable. 1211 00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:02,072 I don't know, it had me hooked. 1212 00:51:02,072 --> 00:51:03,533 I'm like, yeah, I mean, that makes sense. 1213 00:51:03,533 --> 00:51:03,853 I totally, 1214 00:51:04,733 --> 00:51:06,294 I almost bought a swing aid with it. 1215 00:51:06,294 --> 00:51:07,836 But- You didn't? 1216 00:51:07,836 --> 00:51:10,378 No, they didn't really have one specific around mode norma. 1217 00:51:10,378 --> 00:51:11,859 That's what we're gonna introduce. 1218 00:51:11,859 --> 00:51:17,224 I don't know that there's a swing aid for like keeping it perfectly on the same plane every time. 1219 00:51:17,224 --> 00:51:21,468 I think that swing jacket thing you got has to be pretty close. 1220 00:51:21,468 --> 00:51:21,908 Which one? 1221 00:51:21,908 --> 00:51:24,510 I've got two swing- I feel like you can't do much with that. 1222 00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:25,611 I had two swing jackets. 1223 00:51:25,611 --> 00:51:26,772 I was going through like- No, you don't. 1224 00:51:26,772 --> 00:51:27,873 No, I'm getting ready for this segment. 1225 00:51:27,873 --> 00:51:31,937 No, I was going through- That's why I did the answer to Panda when he was like- It's a draw and a fade one. 1226 00:51:32,317 --> 00:51:35,198 Dude, I've got, I literally have, what did we say, 36? 1227 00:51:35,198 --> 00:51:37,518 You said 36, but one's in a box. 1228 00:51:37,518 --> 00:51:40,659 Welcome, everyone, to my favorite segment. 1229 00:51:40,659 --> 00:51:48,562 Everyone loves Stump the Panda, but we all know what the real segment is, and that is, I hope he's brave. 1230 00:51:48,562 --> 00:51:59,985 Did you know Victor Hovland made as much money as someone, if you broke down, let me kind of think of how to phrase this. 1231 00:51:59,985 --> 00:52:00,925 If you broke down 1232 00:52:02,459 --> 00:52:06,334 The amount of money, did you know, Victor Hovland 1233 00:52:07,562 --> 00:52:11,284 made the same amount of money as $5,700. 1234 00:52:11,284 --> 00:52:15,307 Someone help me craft this. 1235 00:52:15,307 --> 00:52:16,668 This is Albie's intro. 1236 00:52:16,668 --> 00:52:17,368 That's it. 1237 00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:19,189 Welcome to Albie's brain. 1238 00:52:19,189 --> 00:52:20,951 This is the brain. 1239 00:52:20,951 --> 00:52:22,011 But this is what it feels. 1240 00:52:22,011 --> 00:52:23,392 How much did he make, Brandon? 1241 00:52:23,392 --> 00:52:25,073 I'm going to lean into this one. 1242 00:52:25,073 --> 00:52:30,937 So Victor Hovland, I think, made... Did you know Victor Hovland, I think last year, made somewhere in the neighborhood of $35,000,000, $40,000,000. 1243 00:52:30,937 --> 00:52:33,218 If you break that down by swing, 1244 00:52:36,226 --> 00:52:41,269 It's somewhere in the neighborhood of $5,700 per swing. 1245 00:52:41,269 --> 00:52:42,609 $5,700. 1246 00:52:42,609 --> 00:52:48,993 So that means every time he swung the golf club, it was $5,700 he made. 1247 00:52:48,993 --> 00:52:50,453 Even putts. 1248 00:52:50,453 --> 00:52:51,474 Yeah, putts too. 1249 00:52:51,474 --> 00:52:53,015 What do you think you're spending per swing? 1250 00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:56,113 I have no idea. 1251 00:52:56,113 --> 00:53:00,139 It would take a couple abacuses. 1252 00:53:00,139 --> 00:53:02,483 Abacus-eye to figure that one out. 1253 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:04,145 Abacus-eye. 1254 00:53:04,145 --> 00:53:05,928 Alcabazam. 1255 00:53:05,928 --> 00:53:06,789 Alcabazoo. 1256 00:53:06,789 --> 00:53:08,532 Oh, boy. 1257 00:53:10,226 --> 00:53:12,007 How many Victor, wait. 1258 00:53:12,007 --> 00:53:16,790 How many swings did Victor Hovland take? 1259 00:53:16,790 --> 00:53:19,832 He won, so Victor Hovland, wait, let me think. 1260 00:53:19,832 --> 00:53:23,254 That is a hard question to think of how to say. 1261 00:53:23,254 --> 00:53:27,236 And then he took 5,700 swings. 1262 00:53:27,236 --> 00:53:35,601 Just say Victor Hovland earned $5,700 per swing last year on the PGA Tour if you amateurize it by swing. 1263 00:53:35,601 --> 00:53:37,882 Bam. 1264 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:38,743 I hope he's brave. 1265 00:53:40,307 --> 00:53:41,968 That wasn't the question that I wanted you guys to think about. 1266 00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:47,490 I wanted you to think about how much are you spending per swing? 1267 00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:49,210 Well, let's just take a guess. 1268 00:53:49,210 --> 00:53:51,771 Me and his is less because we play so much. 1269 00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:53,572 Oh, I was going to say, because y'all are so much better. 1270 00:53:53,572 --> 00:53:56,473 No, because we play so much. 1271 00:53:56,473 --> 00:53:56,893 That's true. 1272 00:53:56,893 --> 00:53:57,634 A couple. 1273 00:53:57,634 --> 00:54:00,815 Do we count your practice swings on this? 1274 00:54:00,815 --> 00:54:02,295 His might be like 10 cents. 1275 00:54:02,295 --> 00:54:03,696 No, and I'm doing a lot of those, so. 1276 00:54:03,696 --> 00:54:04,516 Yeah. 1277 00:54:04,516 --> 00:54:06,297 I'm actually putting work in, so you guys are going to... 1278 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:13,300 I don't think I, my cost per swing is that high because I take, I play a lot of golf. 1279 00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:13,861 I spend $1.9. 1280 00:54:13,861 --> 00:54:13,881 $1.96. 1281 00:54:13,881 --> 00:54:15,222 A swing? 1282 00:54:15,222 --> 00:54:20,905 Per swing. 1283 00:54:20,905 --> 00:54:24,887 $2 per swing. 1284 00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:30,570 But then you would have to like get into, then we'd have to get into Venmo wins and losses. 1285 00:54:30,570 --> 00:54:32,471 And golf equipment. 1286 00:54:32,471 --> 00:54:34,232 Golf equipment is going to be a big one for you. 1287 00:54:34,232 --> 00:54:34,392 Yeah. 1288 00:54:34,955 --> 00:54:39,983 At what level do the tennis players start getting sponsorship looks? 1289 00:54:39,983 --> 00:54:42,707 Like how much money are you talking? 1290 00:54:42,707 --> 00:54:43,148 Let's say $100,000. 1291 00:54:43,148 --> 00:54:44,350 It's changed a lot. 1292 00:54:44,350 --> 00:54:44,711 I'd say the top 1293 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:52,869 probably 30 are getting something like that. 1294 00:54:52,869 --> 00:55:00,253 But it's not it wouldn't be in like a signing bonus would be like in incentives and like bonus related. 1295 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:08,957 Like if they finish the year end inside the top 20, they'll hit X-Men dollars or Grand Slam semifinalists, stuff like that. 1296 00:55:08,957 --> 00:55:11,278 It wouldn't be like a guaranteed amount. 1297 00:55:11,278 --> 00:55:13,499 Now, like the top top players, way more than that. 1298 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,121 Like, yes. 1299 00:55:16,121 --> 00:55:18,003 But I'd say golf is quite similar. 1300 00:55:18,003 --> 00:55:20,346 I don't think golf is offering huge contracts to players. 1301 00:55:20,346 --> 00:55:21,627 It's all incentive based. 1302 00:55:21,627 --> 00:55:25,191 When we were at Hulaween, this is a couple weeks ago, we went to Hulaween. 1303 00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:27,173 Shout out to all my Hula people. 1304 00:55:27,173 --> 00:55:28,354 I don't know what that is. 1305 00:55:28,354 --> 00:55:29,956 That is a music festival in the middle of nowhere. 1306 00:55:29,956 --> 00:55:30,757 It's actually a lot of fun. 1307 00:55:30,757 --> 00:55:31,517 It's called Live Oak. 1308 00:55:32,482 --> 00:55:40,328 Anyway, Florida, we, when we were there, one of my buddies was, he went to the show and he found the champion. 1309 00:55:40,328 --> 00:55:43,170 He's basically the champion Frisbee golfer. 1310 00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:43,590 He was on ESPN. 1311 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,852 I don't know if you guys saw this video. 1312 00:55:45,852 --> 00:55:47,553 He looks like, he looked like Jesus. 1313 00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:50,034 Like I think that's his name is actually, they call him Jesus. 1314 00:55:50,034 --> 00:55:54,137 He's like, you know, cause the guy that's won it like the last five years, I like dove into this. 1315 00:55:54,137 --> 00:55:54,718 Frisbee golf. 1316 00:55:55,058 --> 00:55:57,842 He's the LeBron James of golf. 1317 00:55:57,842 --> 00:56:02,227 So no, so this one, so the guy that like, he's like a robot that's been winning for like the last five years. 1318 00:56:02,227 --> 00:56:07,414 And then all of a sudden this guy who looks like Jesus, he's all, the first guy's all dressed and he's very preppy. 1319 00:56:07,414 --> 00:56:08,536 He's all buttoned up. 1320 00:56:08,536 --> 00:56:09,677 You see him, he looks like a golfer. 1321 00:56:09,677 --> 00:56:11,419 He looks like he literally, he's wearing golf clubs. 1322 00:56:12,057 --> 00:56:16,602 Then all of a sudden you see this like hippie guy like look like he's wearing Birkenstocks. 1323 00:56:16,602 --> 00:56:22,369 He just comes and fucking throws this amazing Frisbee or disc. 1324 00:56:22,369 --> 00:56:24,171 They don't like it when you call it Frisbee. 1325 00:56:24,171 --> 00:56:25,893 And it curved around a tree. 1326 00:56:25,893 --> 00:56:26,974 It was amazing. 1327 00:56:26,974 --> 00:56:27,875 And he sunk it. 1328 00:56:27,875 --> 00:56:28,916 He had an albatross. 1329 00:56:28,916 --> 00:56:30,298 We should have him on. 1330 00:56:30,298 --> 00:56:31,379 To win the US Open. 1331 00:56:31,379 --> 00:56:32,000 We should have him on. 1332 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:42,145 So this Jesus guy, my buddy's got pictures of him hanging out, and the whole reason I bring it up is because he was telling him, we started really thinking about, what are these guys, what are they getting in sponsorship? 1333 00:56:42,145 --> 00:56:44,186 Dude, this guy's a multimillionaire. 1334 00:56:44,186 --> 00:56:48,308 This Jesus guy, he got all the endorsement deals coming out of this throw. 1335 00:56:49,228 --> 00:56:50,450 I'm like, dude, I got nothing. 1336 00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,071 I had to make my own trophy. 1337 00:56:52,071 --> 00:56:54,534 His throw on camera, though. 1338 00:56:54,534 --> 00:56:55,815 It was. 1339 00:56:55,815 --> 00:56:58,398 I'm telling you, that's the domino. 1340 00:56:58,398 --> 00:57:01,641 Golly, I am coming up with so many good segments. 1341 00:57:01,641 --> 00:57:02,082 Let's hear it. 1342 00:57:02,983 --> 00:57:07,486 We pick a day to go out into like an afternoon to go out on the Pine 1. 1343 00:57:07,486 --> 00:57:08,366 A Monday. 1344 00:57:08,366 --> 00:57:09,787 A Monday. 1345 00:57:09,787 --> 00:57:14,410 And we just fucking line up golf balls and you just rip three wood. 1346 00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:15,310 Oh, like do it again? 1347 00:57:15,310 --> 00:57:16,431 See if you can do it again. 1348 00:57:16,431 --> 00:57:18,372 The problem is... Give yourself like a hundred chances a day. 1349 00:57:18,372 --> 00:57:19,393 Dude, you still don't get it. 1350 00:57:19,393 --> 00:57:20,614 Like, you still don't get it. 1351 00:57:20,614 --> 00:57:21,774 This is what drives me insane. 1352 00:57:21,774 --> 00:57:22,635 We get on video. 1353 00:57:22,635 --> 00:57:23,815 Dude, doesn't matter. 1354 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:25,376 The video thing is, that'd be impressive. 1355 00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:25,977 Here's the deal. 1356 00:57:25,977 --> 00:57:27,217 It wouldn't be for a tournament. 1357 00:57:27,217 --> 00:57:29,119 It wouldn't be in the situation to win a tournament. 1358 00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:30,379 All right, let's wrap up. 1359 00:57:30,379 --> 00:57:31,440 I want to go eat my McDonald's. 1360 00:57:35,340 --> 00:57:36,600 Thanks for tuning in, everyone. 1361 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,461 Don't miss out on our upcoming golf giveaways and experiences. 1362 00:57:39,461 --> 00:57:43,882 They're exclusive to our subscribers, and all you gotta do is subscribe. 1363 00:57:43,882 --> 00:57:45,543 And until next time, golf's easy. 1364 00:57:45,543 --> 00:57:46,463 Think fairways and greens.