Hello, Twisted humans.

Do you find yourself wanting to know more about the latest murder, conspiracy, cult, or haunting.

Than this is the podcast for you.

I'm Alicia and I'm Sierra and this is Twisted and Uncorked.

Hello, and welcome to episode two eight of Twisted and Uncorked, the long awaited episode.

Not really, I just already mentioned it in my last episode.

Oh.

I alluded to it being fun, and it will be.

But there is still crime happening, so let's call this a murderless episode.

Before the big fun, we have to share some short fun.

Do you have a fun fact for me?

I do.

It is probably going to blow some of your minds.

But on a standard deck of cards, every king has a mustache except for the King of Hearts.

What why doesn't the King of Hearts have a must sash?

Is the Samandella effect?

Who knows?

But to Yahoo Life fun facts, King of Hearts is not going to mustache, but everyone else does.

Do people not love mustaches?

I don't love mustaches, so I'm okay with this.

Okay, mustaches do not equal love.

They're creepy.

I agree, And I spent a lot of time playing solitaire as a kid, I know that makes me sound really cool, but I was at my family's houses a lot, and that's how I entertained myself and reading.

But I've never noticed this me either.

I'm gonna have to fact check it and go and open a deck of cards and find out.

I know.

I'm like, I wish I had some cards next to me, but I definitely only have Tarot cards.

Same, same, same.

Yeah.

I'm like, that's not gonna help us verify this.

But next time you guys are playing cards with your friends and family, take a little gander.

Let us know what is your fun fact.

My fun fact is that urban exploration, also known as urbex, although has probably been around since the beginning of time itself, was not called urban exploring until it was described in a nineteen ninety six edition of Infiltration magazine.

The first word for purposely exploring seemingly abandoned areas was actually hacking.

Students at MIT quote led tours of tunnels and rooftops around their campus, calling their practice hacking, a term that decades later was adopted by the technical talk of urbex end quote.

So in nineteen ninety six, before MIT smart people were computer hacking, they were hacking through streets and alleys, and that's kind of cool to me.

I agree, And I also need a copy of Infiltration magazine, right, But what is that new Patreon segment?

Let's find out.

Speaking of hacking, I have a really good recipe hack, I guess for our drink today.

This episode pairs well with a signature Disney dessert called a dull Whip float, which can be boozy or not.

Dull Whip is a soft served ice cream that is vanilla and pineapple flavored.

To make it a float, you add pineapple juice and make To make it boozy, you add pineapple juice, lime juice, and spice to rum.

I assume you're not drinking for breakfast.

I am not drinking for breakfast, and because I have a serving shift right after this, and somehow drinking a milkshake before that equivalent of it seems like a bad idea, so I'm saving it for mine.

In Alexis's paddle boarding, I made her one as well, or a prepped one.

Ie.

Yeah, so I just have to add the dull Whip and then we'll have them on our paddle boards so that I will report back.

But I right now am I'm sipping coffee for dear life.

This drink is actually delicious.

I know.

I'm so excited.

As soon as I saw dole Wip, I'm like, oh fuck yeah.

I tried really hard to make it as pretty as it was in the link for the recipe that I found, like with the suirly, you know, make it look like soft serve.

I used an ice icing pipe, bet thing and everything, and I took photos of what happened so we have blue photos.

It was awful.

It was so bad.

It looked awful, but I appreciate it.

Just a commitment though your.

Yeah, I tried.

Uh, if you just stick it in there and swirl it around, it looks fine.

It tastes great.

I love soft serve.

I love how easy this was to make the dolip.

You literally just take frozen pineapples, vanilla ice cream, and a little bit of pineapple juice and blended together.

It's amazing.

It to me tastes just like doll whip.

If you don't want to do all of this, I have another hack.

I was recently at the dollar Store because the closest grocery store to me is over twenty minutes away, but there are dollar store markets everywhere, like every other street anyway.

I was at Dollar General and in the frozen section, I always look at their popsicles and whatnot.

There is this new kind of popsicle that new to me anyway, called Fralli's fro l l i e s.

Fralli's brand may have a bunch of different fruits.

There's strawberry, which is delicious.

There's watermelon I haven't tried yet, and pineapple and a pineapple one tastes like adult whip, like it's ice cream.

It's pineapple ice cream, but on a stick.

It's amazing.

So if you don't want to do all this, just get yourself a pineapple Frally and stick it in a cup like it's the same thing.

It'll be great.

It'll be great, and then your drink too, can look so pretty.

No, I uh, I've seen Frolly's, So now that you've said that, I'm gonna have to try that because so love dole whip so much.

There is a bar in Vegas that I've told our patrons about, but it is called oh fucking the Golden Tiki, and it is allegedly haunted and twice now they have the best appetizers and they have a rum infused like dull whip ice cream that they make as like a drink.

Yeah, so this obviously reminded me of that, and I love it.

So I'm very excited to drink that and hopefully it gets warm out.

So I'm like, it's been like over one hundred fahrenheit here the last few days, and it looks like it's going to rain today.

So I'm like, my frozen beverage cannot go in vain.

That's crazy, and I need you to figure it out.

Weather.

I don't remember what the celsius is.

Let me check thirty one quickly.

Well, I mean the temperature here, oh lately, because it has been.

I imagine around the same now.

It has been between fifteen and twenty one here.

What sixty?

That?

Yes, that's global warm.

Oh my god, it might be.

Actually cool for Halloween this year.

I'm so excited.

It is spooky, spooky fall weather.

Maybe.

Oh it's so great.

I'm loving it.

I know it's not gonna last, but I'm like so tempted to pull all of my jackets and stuff out of the garage.

Because it's August normally like a horrible time to come.

Oh yeah, extremely.

I remember you telling me that a few years ago.

You're like, if you want to stay inside all day and possibly die?

Yeah?

Yeah?

What did there the equivalent there put in the oven or something?

What was that real theme?

Yeah?

It says, uh, what's August in July like in Alabama?

Have you ever been cremated?

It was funny.

So I've been feeling like I've been being cremated lately.

So I'm very excited about that.

I hope it gets sunny because I think this is probably gonna be the last day that I get to go outside and tan before my schedule because it comes a dumpster fire.

But we'll see, we'll see.

Hopefully Alexis likes it.

And Kevin doesn't know it yet, but he's driving later.

That'll be fun.

All right, break break, let's take a break for break break.

Have you ever been to disney World or Disneyland.

I have been to Disneyland, okay, and I have been to disney World only.

So Disneyland is in California, disney World is the one that's in Florida, and the one where Epcot.

Exists, and Harry Potter World.

Well that's the universal that is I.

Just need to go God damn it.

Yes, after you told our patrons about Epcot, I was like, well add that to my list.

Yes.

So this story takes place in Epcot, but we're gonna start big Disney World.

We're gonna narrow it down Epcot.

Okay.

So Epcot was originally intended by Walt Disney to be an actual city among the parks, like people would live there.

EPCOT stands for Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow, so it was gonna be like a futuristic world, you know, very cool.

When he died before it opened, his successors didn't think that this was actually a good idea.

They're like, how the fuck are we gonna have people living at a Disney park?

Like, this isn't gonna work.

So instead of making it actually livable, they made it a park that had like two worlds in it.

Okay.

So now we're lowering down anymore.

We're going down the funnel of Disney all the way down.

Okay.

So the first world was World Showcase, which shows diversity and cultures from around the world through food, drinks, and dress.

This is the area that I went to and had so much fun at drinking around the world, eating around the world.

It was really cool.

The second was Future World, which featured a bunch of pavilions and areas that were based on teaching science and technology through rides and shows.

So this was them being like, Okay, we're not making an actual of Tomorrow community, but Future World is kind of like, you know, Walt Disney's idea.

It all sounds awesome, you know, like, let's teach kids science and technology.

But don't worry, it's has all changed since then because caring about children being smart doesn't make as much money as making children scream, Oh my god.

By the way, Monsters Inc.

Disney is like the Monsters, but making them scream with rides and collecting money from their parents.

That's kind of crazy.

Okay, So any.

Side note, Sierra's drying.

I love monsters all right.

Anyway, narrowing down more, one of the pavilions in the Future World part of EPCOT was called The Wonders of Life, and it focused on health and fitness, one of the things that Walt Disney wanted in his experimental prototype Community of Tomorrow.

This pavilion was sponsored by MetLife, an insurance company, and I think that sums up why it didn't last long.

In case I need to spell it out here, insurance people don't get paid by healthy customers.

Okay, they get paid by healthy customers.

He's the food served at exactly.

This stole whip.

It's really good though.

Narrowing it down more, there were three main attractions.

The Making of Me was a sort of video that explained how children were born and the process of sperm fertilizing an egg, so you know, so everyone wants to do with their kids in Disney World.

Another one was called Body Wars, which was a bride where you got into a cart, The cart was moved to a room and it simulated you being shrunken down and then entering the body and moving through very magic school Bus before magic.

I was just about to say that, Yeah, we all remember that horrifying from elementary school.

Yes, And finally, speaking of magic coal Bus, did you know there's only two seasons of that?

Doesn't it feel like it.

Was on so much longer?

It feels like it was on forever.

Maybe I just watched every episode in eight school.

Yeah, when the teacher put it on when they weren't feeling teaching.

Oh, I still do that when.

They were probably hungover.

Hey, I'm not hungover with no I know, and I'm a substitute.

I do turn on Magic School Bus.

I like it.

I love school Bus.

Do the kids still like it?

Does it age?

Well?

Okay, I mean at least my kindergarten classes do.

I don't know about the others.

I grew up on Magic School Bus and Bill Ny the Science Guy.

Oh you cannot tell me that either of those things are not amazing.

Yeah.

When when my third grade teacher reeled rolled in a cart with a TV and a DVD player, I knew we were about to watch Bill and I and I was excited.

I don't even think of as a DVD player.

It was probably a VHS third grade damn.

Yeah, definitely a VHS.

But I can picture the cart and the TV for sure.

Yeah.

All right.

Finally, an attraction called Cranium Command.

Cranium Command was similar to Wars, except it focused completely on the brain and emotions and hormones.

Think inside out before inside out, but like literally because one of the animators from Cranium Command later helped with Inside Out, So it's literally the redo.

Love it.

Except this attraction was very well loved by parkgoers because it was actually funny for kids and adults.

Starting out, a man named General Knowledge.

He's a general but like General Knowledge, appears on screen screaming at a group of what seems to be military cadets about piloting a human brain.

A small boy named Buzzy, who we learn is dressed by his mother, comes stumbling in late and eventually is assigned to a human brain.

General Knowledge says to Buzzy, some genius at age Q has picked you'd pilot the most un stable craft in the fleet, an adolescent boy.

This particular model is twelve years old, very unpredictable, and then Buzzy enters.

The lights go off and the audience is seeing an animatronic Buzzy doll behind the eyes of a human face.

You can also see through the eyes of that human as the twelve year old boy navigates a day at school.

This attraction was really popular, but it was in the corner of Epcot, with the only other attractions being the Making of Meat, which was probably awkward and inappropriate for Disney aged kids to watch with their parents, YEP and Body Wars, which probably made people sick and squeamish because of the mix of moving carts and Bloody Bodily fluids.

Eventually people stopped coming to that part of the park and those attractions close down, but the building those rides were in was still used occasionally for the Disney Food festivals.

There were just curtains and temporary walls covering up the attractions, which made for some very easy urban exploration.

Disney urban exploration was very popular amongst people with YouTube channels in the early days of YouTube.

YouTube came out in like two thousand and five.

Guys, crazy to me, I was like, wait, how is how are people making videos and stuff in like nineteen ninety seven.

No, two thousand and five is when YouTube came out.

That's insane, back in the Jenna Marbles days of it all.

Yeah, I just I feel like two thousand and five was like three years ago, so it stresses me out.

I agree, one tee years ago.

Sorry to break it, I know it makes me feel old.

Video making wasn't super easy in those days, so it was already cool to have a YouTube video, but then to film and upload the video of yourself doing something illegal, such as trespassing, was like super cool.

Paranormal investigators technically do it all the time.

I mean don't, because Sam and Colby found out the hard way that you get arrested by tress best.

Oh, though.

Some people did it to the extremes, such as swimming across likely alligator infested waters to get to the little deserted island at disney World called Discovery Island, or climbing up the one hundred and twelve foot expedition everest Ride just to touch the yetti.

Super dumb.

Yeah, let's risk death on both accounts.

Yep.

But in the twenty teens, so like twenty ten eleven twelve, when having a video recording device on you at all times was a little more accessible, the Wonders of Life building was the easiest place to urban explore for people of all ages.

All you had to do was go in the daytime, slip behind a curtain, and claim you got lost trying to find the bathroom.

If you get caught.

So there are a lot of YouTube videos of people urban exploring these areas from those years, and this is where our evidence comes from.

Evidence of what you ask well.

The disappearance or possible kidnapping of Buzzy.

In December of twenty eighteen, news outlets on Twitter reported that the animatronic was missing.

He was quote carved out of his perch while his hydraulic lines were still active, spraying hydraulic fluid all over the crime scene like fresh blood.

End quote.

I hate all of that.

One.

Abimatronics already freaked me out.

Two carved out, No thank you.

But so much happened in such a short time frame here, involving Buzzy, confusing the story more and more, and his whereabouts still remain a mystery.

Before we get into the who, what, where, when, why and how of it all followed by many theories, Let's show some pictures of what we are working with.

Okay, there's a lot of pictures, guys, I apologize, but also get on YouTube.

And follow us on social media.

Yeah, okay, so photo one.

Photo one is the entrance of Cranium Command.

This photo shows what you would see when you entered the ride experience.

That big mustached guy is general Knowledge, and above him is little Buzzy.

Photo two.

This is the original prototype of Buzzy.

Red jacket, blue hat.

This is not the Buzzy that any Disney goers would have known or seen.

This is the backstage employee slash Imagineer's only version of Buzzy, but at least the jacket is going to become important later.

So I wanted you guys to see the prototype Buzzy.

Photo three is real Buzzy.

All right, This is real Buzzy.

This is what we would have seen in the urban exploring videos.

Green hat, brown jacket, looking like a military pilot, as proved by the fact that someone took a photo during the actual operation of the ride, which you can see in photo four.

So this photo shows what you would have seen during the attraction.

If you were sitting in the audience.

It is as if you are in the brain of a human with Buzzy who's sitting there as you look out the eyes of a twelve year old boy that Buzzy is piloting.

That's super cool.

It is a really cool.

Look and ride.

Take note of his hands.

Okay, just for future reference.

Okay.

In two thousand and seven, Cranium Command closed officially and Buzzy began to fall into disrepair.

Photo five will show you that.

All right, So Buzzy is falling into disrepair.

You can see that his eye is drooping, he's missing an eyebrow, but he does have gloves on here which is important because he did not have gloves on in the previous photos, correct, Like, why are we putting gloves on him?

What happened?

His eyes are giving like those dolls that you used to lay down and they would go to sleep, but then we picked him back up, it would get stuck sometimes.

Yeah, the droopy, I definitely.

I still don't understand how he's missing an eyebrow.

I don't either.

It's like I is not even happy.

Yeah, not sure.

So in twenty twelve, there was a police report made that Buzzy's gloves were stolen, possibly by an urban explorer.

We don't know.

There were a lot of videos of Buzzy.

I'm just confused why they reported the gloves but not hands.

Were the hands stolen or just taken off?

Or eyebrows or eyebrow?

That's it, it's all.

And I know that there are no hands under the gloves because in the next photo, photo six, he gets red tagged and there's no hands either.

Like if you focus, it's hard to see, I know, but if you focus on the sleeve, you can see that his hands are just like robot yeah right here be pinjured, like they're not hands.

Yeah, yeah, his hands are gone, So Buzzy was red tagged this photo.

Allegedly.

Most of almost all of these photos are stills from videos of people urban exploring.

By the way, this one was allegedly taken in twenty seventeen.

Again, this is kind of hard to know because just because people posted the video in twenty seventeen doesn't mean they recorded the video in twenty seventeen.

Yeah, but I'm trying to do this in chronological order as it is alleged.

Okay, So in around twenty seventeen, people started reporting that he had been red tagged.

Being red tagged at Disney means having a do not destroy sign attached, which was the circle on the right side.

Circle on the left side is literally a red tag.

Circle on the right side is circling a sign that says do not destroy.

The sign is attached to the animatronic because it was either going to be sent to the archives, which is like a giant warehouse where things from Disney parks go for storage, or they were possibly going to use the animatronic for future use at you know, some sort of an attraction or a special nostalgic event.

Sometimes they had like little festivals like remembering you know Buzzy for instance.

I feel like Disney should make a museum of their old like they show lights museum in Vegas.

That was so cool for me, one undred percent go the old.

They literally have a whole warehouse called the Archives.

They could turn it into a fucking museum, but they don't.

They post about it on their like Instagram and stuff sometimes, but that's about it.

Elusive.

So Buzzy was allegedly being fixed up at this time, according to urban explorers who had been there multiple times.

When he was red tagged, his eye was no longer drooping, his eyebrow was back.

True.

True, his clothes even seemed newer.

But why does he still have no hands?

I have no idea that weirds me out.

Okay, Then in twenty eighteen, it is reported that Buzzy is missing.

I'm not sure if the photos who are leaked first by an urban explorer or if a news outlet leaked it first, but these are the photos.

We have photos seven and eight of the cut hydraulic lines.

That's real morbid.

Just saying that is.

A real morbid, just sliced.

Had for an inanimate object.

Yeah, Internet sleuths went digging for information on Buzzy and they found a police report, but not about the missing animatronic, just about a few missing pieces.

In the police report, the things missing are quote, a green military style cap, a red bomber jacket, and a pair of custom made rubber hands.

So green hat which is new Buzzy, red jacket which is prototype Buzzy.

Yeah, and hands which is new Buzzy because we saw that he didn't know hands.

Yeah.

This police report was from a few months prior to him going missing.

The police report was from August, and there was a man arrested in connection to these things.

He went by the name Backdoor Disney on Twitter, and according to The Orlando Sentinel, his real name is Patrick Spikes.

He was arrested at the age of twenty four.

He was being looked into because he had most recently been urban exploring in that area, and it posted a photo on his Twitter feed, photo number nine.

This is our final photo.

I think there's one more.

Who sent me one more of like just a head.

That's the one that you're right now.

Yeah.

The other one was just more animatro more cut wires.

Okay, okay, okay, just kidding.

Hold on, they gotta see the other cut wires.

Guys, this is just it's a crime scene in itself.

It is a crime scene.

Okay, I color and then I share you.

Okay.

So this is Backdoor Disney's Twitter Twitter, and he posted this photo and it says Buzzy head.

So the police went and arrested him because what the fuck.

Yeah, However, this is not Buzzy's head.

This is a mold that was used to make Buzzy's head, but it's not the actual Buzzy head, so we don't know if he actually has or had Buzzy.

Patrick was an ex Disney employee, and I don't know what they did to piss him off, but he began urban exploring and outright stealing from them with all his gathered knowledge from working there.

He had costumes from the Haunted Mansion, ghosts and so much more.

When his home was searched, and when his phone was searched, police found the missing Buzzy pieces, but only the ones reported.

They found the green hat, the red jacket, and the hands in Patrick's phone.

A photo of the jacket, hat, and hands were in the back seat, so the photo there was a photo in his phone found.

I wrote this, so Confusingly, a photo was found in his phone.

That photo was of the jacket, hat, and hands in the back seat of his own car.

Ooh, so they're like, okay, yeah, that's that's your car.

Those are the things that are missing.

You stole it.

Then they found a text thread where Patrick was claiming that he sold those items for eight thousand dollars.

So, I mean, it's very evident he is the thief here.

But again, this was all just those three reported items.

Where is Buzzy?

So all right, now we're getting into theories here.

Theory number one is, I mean, what the obvious right now?

Many people believe that Patrick Spike stole him.

He just wasn't found amongst the other stuff.

So, I mean, he worked there in the past, he knew the ins and outs, he had the other stuff.

He must have stolen Buzzy.

We just can't prove it.

But then how would he have managed this?

Okay, let's really think about it.

Sure he worked there in the past.

But he didn't work The tronics are huge.

He might know how to get into the hidden spaces without being caught, but could he really rip down a two hundred to five hundred pound animatronic that is quote unquote the size of a dishwasher from his perch six to seven feet in the air.

Definitely not alone even with people.

That seems difficult.

That's crazy.

I picture it like its own Looney Tunes episode.

I just well, for all of these reasons, this makes theory too even more unbelievable to me.

Some people think that any old random Disney lover or urban explorer could have pulled this off using park hours because there wasn't much security over there, hence people urban exploring all the time.

But again, two to five hundred pounds, six to seven feet up and then what they just walk out with it.

Some people say that they put Buzzy in a child stroller, covered him up with a blanket, and wheeled him out.

He's the size of.

Side it's a dishwasher.

Yeah, no, that's kid is the size of a dishwasher.

He just wheeling him out.

I don't.

I don't think so.

Rest in peace to that Vagina, no thing.

No.

Theory three is just nearly the same and still unbelievable to me.

Some people think a nighttime construction worker took him.

I just I can't imagine anyone on a whim being able to pull this off he is so big, so heavy, so high without getting caught by an active Disney employee or being hurt in the process.

I just I just.

Don't believe he was taken down and taken out by someone randomly.

It's just weird to me.

So this brings us to the next most belief theory, theory four, which is that Patrick Spikes was being framed by Disney.

Some people believe that they, as in Big Disney.

I don't know who that is.

Big Disney caught on to Patrick Spikes stealing shit and selling it.

They knew it was him, even though his back door Disney account on Twitter was secretive and private, and they would let him get away with it for a while until it was clear that his actions were influencing others to do it as well, and it was just like a lawsuit waiting to happen, And so Big Disney or whatever staged the crime scene.

They very carefully, without hurting themselves, and with tools took down Buzzy, but purposefully cut the wires and allowed hydraulic fluid to spew out so it looked like a theft and not an authorized removal.

They reported it to the police, They hid Buzzy away in the archives where he was always meant to be and told everyone that he was stolen, and Patrick was arrested and people were scared of stealing stuff ever again, but this story doesn't sit well with me either.

For one, if you know, if you knew who was doing it, why go through all of this trouble.

Why not just post security and catch him or anyone in the act.

Also, it is illegal to falsely report a crime, so I don't imagine Disney took that road either.

But then again, the Buzzy doll itself was never actually reported stolen, which leads me to the next theory.

Three five.

Everyone on the internet hyped this up way too much.

Buzzy was never stolen.

He is safely in the archives where he belongs.

Only the things were stolen and then eventually found.

When Patrick Spikes was arrested, Disney removed him as they were planning to do since he was tagged, or Disney removed him just in case someone would try to steal him.

Whatever the reason, he was rightfully removed.

But then why hack his hydraulic pieces to bits?

Other animatronics have been moved, removed, and taken to the archives in the past, and they've always been properly disconnected.

Disney literally created the thing.

You would think they would know how to remove it without creating a whole traumatic scene of it.

And there are people who work in the archives.

They post photos and videos of old, nostalgic shit all the time.

If Buzzy is safely there where he belongs, why hasn't anyone shown us proof of life in the past seven years?

Speaking of proof of life, my sixth and final theory, Buzzy had had enough.

Disney is considered to be the most magical place on Earth we've seen the movies.

Toys can spontaneously come alive.

Buzzy was living in what was supposed to be future World.

Maybe the animal matronic Buzzy got some life sparked into him.

Florida is well known for its abundance of lightning strikes.

Maybe Buzzy got Frankenstein was tired of people stealing his clothes right off his body, chopped his own wires and hopped down and left.

He could still be out there.

Somewhere, But until somebody comes forward with a definitive answer, we may never know what actually happened to buzzy and that's it.

That's all the information we have.

I'm little buzzy.

I'm obsessed with the story.

I love how you wrote it.

I love all of it.

I love that theory.

Oh yeah, it's a nice one.

That is n that's the only one that makes sense because he could handle his own weight and make the dump exactly.

There is a girl on I don't know one of my sources.

You'll find it if you go through my sources, who is like a Disney adult or whatever.

She's like obsessed and she talked about this story, which is how I found it because my algorithm.

And there is another theory that she has the Buzzy doll that Patrick Spikes did steal it and sold it to her, and she covered the story just to be like what happened, even though she knows damn well what happened.

Her name's Jenna Nichols or something like that.

But in all of her theorying, she never said he maybe came alive.

And it's like, are you even a Disney adult, Like I'm not, and I know he could have come alive.

How are you a Disney adult?

And you didn't mention this theory like what's wrong with you?

It's sad.

It's a great theory.

I think it's the only one that makes sense, because again, it is unless somebody was like paid off to like look the other way.

Well, right, an excavator came in and carried it right away.

Night.

It's so big.

Yeah, it just doesn't make sense.

And I just can't see, yeah Disney going through all the trouble of like framing somebody.

I think that it is very possible that he just stole those items and couldn't steal Buzzy because he's too big, right, and then Buzzy said, fuck this amount.

Yeah, but he's like I already lost my fucking hands, my eyebrow, I have.

Here.

Oh my god, that's crazy.

Though I don't like it so fun.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I love it, but I hate animatronics.

So the thought of an animatronic being alive and out there.

Yeah, that's the other thing is there's a lot of you know, fucking five nights at Freddy's and Megan or whatever.

Like, there's a lot of robotic type things.

My fears started long before those movies came out.

I already knew what was to come guys.

Child Alisia went to Chuck E Cheese and was forever not the same, but great job.

I loved that.

I think I was very clever.

And yes, I am dying to see these Disney archives.

I googled Disney Archive photos.

Yeah, and they have like little windows that you can like tour.

Oh and it's.

Like there's like a YouTube video of like a tour of inside the Disney Archives.

So I don't know like if they have made displays out of it that you can see.

Yeah, and then they have like a bunch of stuff in a dirty warehouse.

Right, I know some of the things that go to the archives are eventually like auctioned off and stuff.

John Stamos famously has a bunch of old Disney shit in his house that he has purchased from the archives.

You know, legally.

I wish I had John Stamos money.

I would buy this big Jack Skellington head.

He's wearing a stand a hat.

It's just on the wall in the warehouse.

I beat it and there's like little I know what you need, there's these little Okay, I'm just gonna show you the photo and you can tell me what you what you see that you you think made me think of you.

I'm just what are candy corn?

What are they flowers?

Oh my gosh, that's the awesome.

If you line your yard with those, you'll just look like the witch that you are in the woods.

Yeah, I would, I cancel and gretel.

But I'm just like, would I have a place to put that?

That's that's a twelve foot wall?

At least.

It might be than that.

Like, look at that dress behind that.

That's true, that's true.

Look at that person standing, that's true.

Oh my gosh, first scale.

But there are a lot of like really, yeah, they're like these little like wit That's not what.

I expected the Disney Warehouse to look like.

Well maybe it's fake, maybe it's staged.

Maybe it's probably honestly.

I don't know.

But if I could, I would steal you those candy corn plants.

Thanks.

Those I could get out with the twelve foot Jax goington head No, nah, probably not.

I'd have to pay somebody off to look the other way.

But great job.

Uh thanks.

I guess we will have to find a way to do our own urban exploring in the Disney Warehouse one day, because god damn, that's cool.

Yeah, but don't do that for me.

No, no, like, we'll pay for the tour.

We'll pay for the tour because that would be cool.

I mean, I'm like a partial Disney adult, like I love Disney movies, but I'm just like, that would be cool to see.

But that was a very good story.

And uh, I'm excited to do some paddle boarding today.

It'll probably I didn't reach my goal of five paddle boards.

This will be number four I tried.

Unless I go in September at some point.

If the heat continues, I might be able to.

Yeah, I'm excited for that.

Do you have anything fun going on for the rest of the day.

It is a busy next couple of days, last couple of days, it's been a busy week.

I got some facial appointments.

It's a holiday weekend.

The first football game high school football game of the season is tonight.

The first college football game of the season is this weekend.

Yeah.

So I'm just I'm just busy.

Lots of things, well, lots of things.

An I'm glad you're getting more clients.

That's exciting.

Yeah, built in your little business trying you that and your video content is great.

If you guys are not following Sierra's business page.

What are you even doing?

Yeah, even doing?

Tell the people what it's called.

Oh, it's called Southern Radiance Aesthetics.

I think, yes, Southern Radius Radiance Aesthetics.

If you go over to our Instagram page, I share it all the time because I like to bully our listeners into following her.

Go do it.

It's like that trend that's going on on the internet where it's like my friend or my husband or my whatever is going to tell you about this, and you're gonna be nice, and then they're just like mean muggin the whole time.

Well, they're significant others talking about something that brings some joy.

I have not seen this.

Oh my god, it's so funny.

I've seen it a bunch of times.

And Kevin even said that he would do it for the podcasts.

He's like, oh, yeah, you can tell them about your podcast and I'll be in the background.

Wow, that is a first.

That is a big deal.

Guys, Kevin does not even like taking photos.

Maybe stay tuned for that because that would be really funny.

Yeah, let's get on video that great job.

We will see you guys next week for my I'm gonna call it a conspiracy episode.

I think that's what it's gonna be.

I think that's what mine is next alsome so funny.

We're on the same wavelength.

This is what happens.

Well, Actually, if you guys are a patron, you know that when we covered bonus episodes, we were on the same wavelength for like a whole year.

Our cases were connected in some way.

So this is what happens when we get to Free for All.

Yeah, whoops, but Mike, yeah, I'll call it a conspiracy.

It still doesn't make sense to me.

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