Episode Transcript
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite lorecast on the Citadel.
[SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to the Mass Effect lorecast.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm in seven the legend.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm Genesis, join us.
[SPEAKER_07]: As we explore along tides of light and through sholes of dust to see where this lore began.
[SPEAKER_03]: And consider where it may go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Specters, welcome back to another exciting week of the Mass Effect Lordcast.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm your host.
[SPEAKER_07]: As always, in seven legend, enjoying me is the wonderful Genesis Genesis, how are you doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doing pretty good today.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been a very long day, but I'm excited for tonight.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, and I'm excited for tonight as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to be doing things a little bit differently on this episode, and that's because just a level with you guys, I have had zero.
[SPEAKER_07]: time to research any lore, uh, because I've been fulfilling dad duty, uh, long story short.
[SPEAKER_07]: We had to take my son at a daycare.
[SPEAKER_07]: There were some problems there.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're getting it fixed.
[SPEAKER_07]: But in the meantime, since my wife's back at work, it means that I am, uh, I am full time dad right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, what that means for us is that we are going to be playing a little game for you all, and all of this episode is going to be completely off the cuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: We do not have any notes in front of us, so I don't know what's going to come out of our mouths.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope it's appropriate if you're listening to the show with kids in the car, but to be fair, you shouldn't be listening to the show with kids in the car anyway.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think you know that by now.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to be playing a game called Mass Effect Guess Who.
[SPEAKER_07]: And if you have tabletop simulator on PC, then you can download this mod.
[SPEAKER_07]: uh...
it's really fun if you've ever played guess who the new already know the game uh...
and it's also all the more reason for you to watch the video version because we're streaming the gameplay of it basically in front of us we have this list of characters all with their own playing card and we're going to take turns where one person has a character that they draw from their deck and it's any character in any of the mass effects [SPEAKER_07]: and that includes in drama by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then the other player has to ask a series of questions and kind of eliminate the irrelevant characters to ultimately get to who it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a little bit like twenty questions, but in just mass-fect characters.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this is a game genesis that we've played many times, many, many late nights in discord having conversations that we will not repeat on air.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, this game is a lot of fun because it really tests your inner lore on Mass Effect.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like if I say, is your character part of the Alliance?
[SPEAKER_03]: That one's kind of like easy to figure out easy to remember, obviously, like this person's service.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a Reaper.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're not part of the Alliance.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so it's really fun just to kind of get in there and test your lore.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that will also say that it is a wide variety of characters in the version that we're playing, but it's definitely not exhaustive.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there are quite a few, but not everyone.
[SPEAKER_07]: and speaking of that.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the format of this is we're gonna have two rounds at the beginning and then we're gonna go to the mid break and then we're gonna have two rounds at the second half and if we end up with a tie where Genesis and I have the same amount of points, we'll have a tie breaking around at the end and just as kind of a curveball, why don't we make the tie breaker any character that either one of us can think of.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's not limited to the choices here in front of us in this game.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, okay, so we get to pick our own for the final round.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, when in Chad here says, are you guys only going with cannon stuff or are you doing subjective stuff as well?
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we should go strictly cannon.
[SPEAKER_07]: And if you hear me say something that's part of a mod, please correct me because I've played this game for so long with mods that I find my memories mashing together now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So without further ado, why don't we get started?
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we agreed in the pre-show chat that I was going to be in the hot seat first, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: So you have your character ready to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I, yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So number one, and by the way, we agreed we're not going to ask really obvious questions.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like is this character in Mesothect one?
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, so is this character?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is this character extroverted?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: See, I'm glad that I asked.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you had said yes, I would have made things really hard for me.
[SPEAKER_07]: But no, so that must mean this character is rather introverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: So now what I'm going to do in front of me on my screen is I'm going to flip over all the cards that are in front of me that don't apply.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip over all the characters that I believe are extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I think Chuck was very fair to say she's extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, the elusive man.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's an argument there to be made that he's introverted or extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'll leave him unflipped for now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, Lyra is certainly introverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to leave her unflipped.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jack is extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's fair to say.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, James, a one hundred percent extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, yeah, Anderson, I'd say is extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ashley, one hundred percent extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, hmm.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm realizing there are a lot of introverted mass effect characters.
[SPEAKER_02]: There are.
[SPEAKER_07]: Geras is definitely an extroverted one.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_02]: We do end up doing like a lot of like a lot of speculation and subjective questioning rather than just straight hand in because it's not like there's a database entry on whether Geras claims himself an introvert, you know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think fair to say after a number of banter conversations I heard in the Nomad that Mack Moore drag is extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would say let's see here.
[SPEAKER_07]: As much as I hate Kindling, there's no way that guy's an introvert.
[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't shut up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Kindling.
[SPEAKER_07]: Caden is very introverted, but I would say Joker for as guarded as he is is extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, part of this, part of this I might be wrong about and that's part of the fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: I might be eliminating the character.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, we'll see, more and thrives on being extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: In fact, that's how she finds her victims.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mordon, I would say is extroverted, doesn't shut up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Suvi, yeah, I would say Suvi's extroverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: You wouldn't say Suvi's extroverted, I would.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, she is completely introverted.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, maybe it's been a while.
[SPEAKER_07]: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [SPEAKER_07]: Next question, is this character, is this character friendly to Shepard?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: See, that eliminates a lot because Tally is certainly friendly to Shepard.
[SPEAKER_07]: As is Rex.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe not a first, but eventually.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hack it friendly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Conrad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Conrad Werner.
[SPEAKER_07]: Definitely friendly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Edie, friendly.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never known Edie, well, when she was a VI, but she wasn't Edie, then.
[SPEAKER_07]: Core, Core, I never even meets Shepard, so I can't flip her.
[SPEAKER_07]: Javig isn't friendly, so I can't flip him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jacob is friendly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Depends on your Shepard.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I would say no matter what Shepard you pick, Javig is pretty standoffish and rather blunt.
[SPEAKER_07]: I go in and say, friendly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, we had a conversation about a really horrible traffic interaction.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can have, and they got really friendly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, to be clear, you don't need to be friendly to do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I took it back.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Kasumi's friendly, if not flirty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: We've got Caden.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's friendly as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fainace friendly, although guarded.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, Legion is friendly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Doesn't shoot you right in the chest when he could have.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, let's see here.
[SPEAKER_07]: A shepherd friendly to shepherd.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a very personal question.
[SPEAKER_07]: That is a very, very philosophical question.
[SPEAKER_07]: That is a question that would have shepherd sitting on a therapist's couch like I don't even know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I'm going to go ahead and flip shepherd because if I had if you when I asked that is this character friendly to shepherd and when I asked that if it were shepherd you would have laughed you definitely wouldn't laugh.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip shepherd.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't feel right flipping Miranda and of course all the indromatic characters.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would say Bacara is definitely, or not Bacara is friendly to Shepard.
[SPEAKER_07]: Zai isn't really friendly to anybody.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Grunt isn't friendly really.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, eventually.
[SPEAKER_07]: but not really.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, that leaves us, oh, I'm gonna flip Lyra as well, because she is friendly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, that leaves us with about half the board left and I gotta come up with another question, is this character, is this character someone with a timid demeanor?
[SPEAKER_03]: I would say yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so Sarah and definitely not timid neither is the shadow broker.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would say Sovereign and Harvinger can both be flipped Wouldn't say they're timid as is the Arkon not timid are a certainly not timid matriarch benesia not timid Javic doesn't know what is appropriate to say and what is not so I'm gonna flip Javic [SPEAKER_07]: And, oh, thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: My wife just brought me some soup.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: The elusive man is not timid.
[SPEAKER_07]: He will say things.
[SPEAKER_07]: He'll say it like it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: I believe that be for what it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, Donnell, Udina isn't timid from the very first moment that we meet him.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's Zion is the poster child of not timid.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, as is grunt.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: Core has not timid.
[SPEAKER_07]: Have you heard that she works or she used to train with the sorry commandos?
[SPEAKER_07]: I heard her.
[SPEAKER_07]: I heard something about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, let's see here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, is that things son?
[SPEAKER_07]: It is.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's not timid.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, nor is Alec Ryder.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nor is PB.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't make me relieve that tackle scene.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, Nairin is certainly not.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nor is Vettra.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: We only have like a handful of people left.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would say Gil is not timid as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So looking at my selections left, I have, I have a lot of people from in drama.
[SPEAKER_07]: Plus Miranda in Samara.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, [SPEAKER_07]: Does this person have, does this person have a very skilled combat expertise?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, then we can flip the riders, both Scott and Sarah, because they can.
[SPEAKER_07]: We can also flip Miranda because she's pretty proficient in combat, and we can flip tier and cantros.
[SPEAKER_07]: very proficient in combat as is tomorrow okay so we've got five characters left possible and I promised I promised that I would keep this under ten minutes per round now I believe that we've already gone over that but five characters [SPEAKER_07]: Does this person seem particularly, no, no, no, no, let me, let me rethink that one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you, no, not that one either because that's an incredibly subjective and not really exclusive?
[SPEAKER_07]: Does this person seem like they have an advanced scientific degree?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip Jaren Tan because he's totally a biz school major.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Dr.
Tapeiro is a strong, strong contender right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is really hard.
[SPEAKER_07]: Calo Jeff probably does to be a pilot.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nackmore Kesh, I don't think does, but I could be exposing my own ignorance of indromative here.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip Nackmore Kesh and Foster Addison seems like she would have an MBA.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I've got Callow, Jeff, and Lexi, Cepero.
[SPEAKER_07]: Everything that I said before, all the questions that have led me to this moment, I have to ask, is it Dr.
Lexi, Cepero?
[SPEAKER_03]: It is not.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hello.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it was college app.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was close.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I didn't get that one.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't get that round.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we're gonna restart.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So then you highlight all the cards and there we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think I highlight a little bit more that I needed.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So draw another card.
[SPEAKER_07]: Actually, you know what, why don't we switch it up?
[SPEAKER_07]: I know I said I'd be an odd see the first two rounds, but I've been talking a lot.
[SPEAKER_07]: So.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why don't I go ahead and shuffle my deck over here.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to draw a card.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now I'm going to don't look at the stream Genesis.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am not here all even like completely cover my eyes and you can tell me when I can look.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've got my character.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is a good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, it's a good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is your character appear in more than one game?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: sweet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so that's a lot of people I can flip over automatically.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, basically anyone in in drama, uh, Banesia, that's only one game.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chakwa's Conrad Corracon go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ede's there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, this is, that's Eve.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's only in one game.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gills in one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, that's.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's, ah, my mouse is freaking out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, Jal can go.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then Javik.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kailang.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kalo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nairin.
[SPEAKER_03]: See, that was a good one for me to start off with.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cosumi can show up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, Kelly can show up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, but nope, not the sun.
[SPEAKER_03]: He only shows up in one game.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_07]: She is up in three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Legion's both Lexi.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Liam, my sweet boy.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Morrent's.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Morrent's.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Morrent's.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I guess technically up here in more than one game, not as herself though.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you make terrible choices, but yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, tracks, cash, PB, the writers, all three of them can go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can we just go back to like how like what were the odds that you drew Calo Jeff like of all characters that was the one that I had to guess.
[SPEAKER_07]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I shuffled the deck and drew a card.
[SPEAKER_03]: So.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was randomized.
[SPEAKER_07]: No one's fault.
[SPEAKER_07]: Except my own for not being better with the lore, I guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, veteran's only in one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rex and Zayed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, as I can show up in three, I'd think about that for a second.
[SPEAKER_07]: For those of you on listening, not watching, she just like eliminated half the playing field with one question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, because we've played this game a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: Guess who is is fun, but it is and also increasingly difficult to think of questions that the other person didn't ask.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, does your person appear on the Normandy?
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: You might as well just ask, are they in a drama?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, my person does appear on the Normandy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anderson is on, Arya never steps foot on the Normandy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Conrad doesn't get on the Normandy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anderson does, Colette does not.
[SPEAKER_07]: I wouldn't let Conrad on the Normandy in a thousand, forking years.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can also, Arborinjard is not show up on the Normandy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, Shadow Broker does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sovereign does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: The elusive man does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's only in hologram for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like in hologram for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: He does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Odina doesn't step foot on the Normandy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Only his voice actor does screw that one line episode that I lost.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, there we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I narrowed it down a little bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now this is when things get more and more interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could go for a cheap shot.
[SPEAKER_07]: What were the last questions then?
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, it wasn't specific.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like if you had said that they did show up in only one game, it's still would have been an equal playing field.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, okay, I will make it a little bit tougher on myself then.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does your character have a large fan base?
[SPEAKER_03]: Does the Mass Effect fandom like your character?
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, just going over here to archive of our own.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Try not to say anything more.
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn it, I don't think that that one really helped me out at all with the people that I have left.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think everybody on this because I've got basically just the Normandy crew sitting looking at me.
[SPEAKER_03]: They all have a pretty good fan base.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that was a wasted question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is your character hotheaded?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shark was can go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's just hot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's just hot.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gary really wouldn't call him hot headed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God, it's head hot, but that's different.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anderson punched Udina.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like there's a little bit of a temper in him.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a hack it is pretty level headed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jack is off the rails.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jacob's level headed.
[SPEAKER_03]: James's level.
[SPEAKER_03]: Joker is a wild card.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he doesn't get angry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Caden, I love you, but you have a lack of spark until that final moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: In three.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you see all that shepherd?
[SPEAKER_03]: The quickening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kelly's pretty little tempered.
[SPEAKER_03]: His suit me doesn't get angry.
[SPEAKER_03]: She gets revenge.
[SPEAKER_03]: St.
[SPEAKER_03]: is cold and calculated.
[SPEAKER_03]: Legion is Legion.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lyra is very even.
[SPEAKER_03]: Miranda definitely.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wardens to adorable.
[SPEAKER_03]: Samara, that's probably against the code.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tally would rather cry than get angry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, you're getting close.
[SPEAKER_07]: You only have like, I want to say, [SPEAKER_07]: Ten or eleven?
[SPEAKER_03]: Ten, eleven.
[SPEAKER_03]: Possibilities left?
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who's next?
[SPEAKER_07]: What's the question that's going to win you this?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, my go-to is normally as this a romanceable character, but that would eliminate half the board.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a little cheap though.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a little cheap.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we see this person in a state of undress?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because if it takes a shirt off to and is an aromance option.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we do not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there's Ashley, Jack, Vega, both the shepherds can go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Miranda goes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anderson, Grant, Morrent, Rex, and Zayid.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now that's a party I want to go to.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, somebody's getting hurt.
[SPEAKER_07]: A little bit of a sausage fest, but that's all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: My last question will be, is it Rex?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't hear in chat room in there for you.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't say what feels the walls closing in, or not, Genesis is getting close to the answer.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just looked over it to a chat.
[SPEAKER_02]: I did not see that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have not.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could look back at my eyes on the screen.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will paint on my door back.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, Genesis won that one, but it's not over yet.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna take this moment and go over to the bent break.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have, uh, beef bacon.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have beer, the foods of my people.
[SPEAKER_00]: Young men have funny ideas of what a story are like.
[SPEAKER_00]: I blame the extra net and computer games.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rex, Shepherd, Grant, Shepherd, Rex.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, and here we are in the middle of the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is where we give a special shout-outs to our tier five patrons, William Kira-C, Lieutenant Tocino, Superfly-For-Forty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, one second, my tab just closed.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have Patreon over here.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's very unfortunate.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, we're gonna edit this in post production.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what we're gonna do.
[SPEAKER_07]: Alright.
[SPEAKER_07]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tidega, I believe I pronounced that correctly, which Tidega is also a new patron.
[SPEAKER_07]: Unfortunately, I've been a factor of red drawbot, Ed Boy, and I think I already said Curacy, but Curacy.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, thank you to our tier five patrons.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Genesis, I don't think that we actually got any new Apple.
[SPEAKER_07]: reviews and unless you saw some I did not but I did see a particularly kind comment left on our Spotify so let me go ahead and read this out this one was on the where is it the okay now Spotify's not showing me the comments on our episode so that's cool but anyway we'll read it next week I guess [SPEAKER_07]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks, Spotify.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's your product placement right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now they're loading.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope, just kidding.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're not loading.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway.
[SPEAKER_07]: This has been a stellar production of the Mass Effect Warcast.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you have a five-star review, you can leave it on Apple Podcast or comment on the latest Spotify and if Spotify wants to, it's going to show me the comments and we'll read it in this review section.
[SPEAKER_07]: Am I forgetting anything, Genesis?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm running on very little sleep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I don't think that we have a planet card to read out this week, and I did not prep you a good one liner to try and guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could pull one out really quick, but I haven't fully cultivated one.
[SPEAKER_03]: So unless you've got any sound bites that you want me to guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: Out the gate, I think we can get back into it into this fun little episode that we're having tonight.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am anxious to get a point on the board and hopefully not end with a Gooseg, hopefully not Callo Jaffe again, but we'll see.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, let's get back to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: After time, a drift among open stars, a long tide of light and through shows of dust, I will return to where I began.
[SPEAKER_00]: Celery and reproduction different, very little sex drive.
[SPEAKER_00]: If intended to try human, would try you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my bakeries.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, and we're back.
[SPEAKER_07]: Genesis, have you chosen your character yet?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoops.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just through a card off the board.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not how this game works.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want that character.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now that they're falling off the board.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're literally falling off the board.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are falling off the board.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't pull Rex because that just doesn't seem right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That you just.
[SPEAKER_07]: That'd be a little ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is this character above the age of thirty-five?
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll pull the, I'll pull the wiki on it just to verify, but off the bat, I'm gonna say no.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Off the bat, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we can eliminate Harbinger from that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think he's older than thirty-five.
[SPEAKER_07]: What do you say?
[SPEAKER_07]: Same with Sovereign.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I would probably say that Seren is older than thirty-five.
[SPEAKER_07]: Same with the Lucimand and Elodina Rex is definitely older than thirty-five.
[SPEAKER_07]: Same as Drax is like thirty-five times ten.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, no, time's one hundred.
[SPEAKER_07]: My math isn't good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Admiral Hackett is a very old thirty five.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, I remember during our hack in episode, we were actually shocked to discover that Hackett is not nearly as old as he looks.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's just had some rough years.
[SPEAKER_07]: Alligh writer certainly older than thirty five.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, or not Bacara.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would say older than thirty-five.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think there's any thing indicating is she is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Same with Dr.
Chauquas, Maytrak, Benesi, of course, Javik, certainly older than thirty-five.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's thousands.
[SPEAKER_07]: Lyara is a ripion one hundred and six one hundred nine by the end, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Arya, definitely older, Arkan.
[SPEAKER_07]: Man, I can't remember how old y'all is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hmm, I would say allegiance got to be, older than thirty-five, that morning war happened far before.
[SPEAKER_07]: Then, um, you had a little bit of a hesitation, you said that you had to verify [SPEAKER_03]: And I have verified that this character is under the age of thirty five.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know Morton is close to forty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Morton is supposed to be close to forty, but I don't know specifically how old Morton is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Samara's definitely old in thirty five.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm looking at the characters I got left, and I don't really know if any of these people are older than thirty-five.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, to Paro, Dr.
Tepera's got to be older than thirty-five, she'd be a child.
[SPEAKER_07]: As would Moran.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, well Anderson.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I don't think we have any clue.
[SPEAKER_07]: How old the Yag Shadowbroker is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Zai's.
[SPEAKER_07]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's pretty much everyone that I can eliminate because Shepherd is younger than thirty five.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, as is writer.
[SPEAKER_07]: So onto my next question.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you bang this character?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a definitive note.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a definitive note.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm glad that I asked.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to leave Jack on flipped.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we did warn the people that it could get weird after the mid break.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we are in the weird.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: We are in the weird.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to flip jar and tan because I don't really think that he's your speed.
[SPEAKER_07]: Same with Caller Jeff.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, I am gonna flip colliat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't think colliat's your speed either.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, same with the yog shadow broker, making executive decisions about Genesis's disposition right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, [SPEAKER_07]: with my husband in the chat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_07]: Foster Addison.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think you're in the foster Addison.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nor are you into Joker that would kill him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am into Seth Green though.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think PB is your speed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but Sam, I said that I would not.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did I mess up flipping these?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I mean, as of right now, you have not flipped my person, but I just wanted to, well, I just wanted to verify that you are flipping over people that I would.
[SPEAKER_07]: That you would.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I gotta go back.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that I flipped over everyone that you wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but my character is still on the board.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now start flipping people I would.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're giving me an escape ladder here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am, I'm being nice.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, you're being very nice, nicer than I deserve, really.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so I'm gonna flip people you would, which means Jack is getting flipped.
[SPEAKER_07]: For sure, Morando is getting flipped.
[SPEAKER_07]: Garros is getting flipped.
[SPEAKER_07]: So is Grunt.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, Grunt's your little baby.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not gonna flip Grunt.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna flip Kaden because I know you romance Kaden.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ashley and James are both getting flipped.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: Shepard's getting flipped.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know you're not going to comment.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_07]: After the last episode, I'm going to flip Kelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm going to flip Kassumi.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you bang eatie?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna leave eating unflip just to be safe.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not comfortable really flipping any of the other people, especially not jaw gills wheezing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, next question.
[SPEAKER_03]: This one's gonna be...
Also, screw you for leaving Thailand on the board.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was wondering if you're gonna notice that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I knew it wasn't Thailand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, I left Kyling on the board because you wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is a character that you would not.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_07]: See now you're getting confused.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're right, you're right.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's why I left grunt on the board as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Does this person likely weigh above one hundred and fifty pounds?
[SPEAKER_03]: That.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a really difficult one.
[SPEAKER_07]: See, this is why they pay me the no bucks right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because I'm on a flight.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll say, yes, they most likely weigh over a hundred and fifty pounds.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it wouldn't have been extremely easy for you to answer that if it were grunt.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip grunt.
[SPEAKER_07]: Also it would have been very easy to answer if it were neckmore cash.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip neckmore cash.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think y'all very clearly weighs over a hundred fifty.
[SPEAKER_07]: very clear jake up does as well he's pretty shredded.
[SPEAKER_07]: Kyling is around the same size.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to flip Kyling.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, okay, you said likely yes, but it did take you a little bit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, Conrad Verder, I'd say likely like that's pretty obvious.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, hmm, both well Scott writer maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: and Sarah Ryder, actually now I'm not too sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, leave Scott, Unflip, just to be safe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Liam's pretty shredded as well from what I remember.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna flip Liam.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Fain is extremely skinny, and I don't know how dense Drell tissue is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Have I flipped your character?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, nice.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we've got like a dozen a dozen characters left about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Does this character wear a visor?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was a cheap question.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was an extremely cheap question.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to flip more than, I'm going to flip suy, I'm going to flip fan, flip cora, I'm going to flip gill, tier and can draws, Tyrene can draws, PB, Ryder can wear a biser.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we've got Ryder, Veteranix, Tally, and Edy left.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me think.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh man, this is tough.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is this person a goody two shoes?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it Vettronix?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_07]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am on the board.
[SPEAKER_07]: Q the applause.
[SPEAKER_07]: The fact that you answer so emphatically with no, I was like, it's got to be Vettron.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So.
[SPEAKER_07]: your turn now this this is for the game if you get this one you win so alright okay hold on let me get my board set [SPEAKER_03]: and before the fandom comes at me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You date Garus, but not Betra.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I have a garus of carrying thing, not a turian thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a big difference.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got pulled two in drama to cards to guess in a row.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, let's see.
[SPEAKER_03]: The other one that I was just like, no, I can't do this one was a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know enough about candoros to be able to confidently answer questions.
[SPEAKER_07]: Could have been three in Drumdick urges.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me draw a card here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yep, covering the eyes.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So you can check that.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now I'm good.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not gonna.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not gonna read it all.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carey.
[SPEAKER_03]: ever seen wearing a helmet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that's a good question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Flip over the director.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anderson technically can if you're playing very fun in Mass Effect three and flip on toggle on the helmet in the opening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Arya, where's an assaurie version of a helmet?
[SPEAKER_03]: Ashley, yes, Benesian, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chuck was maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a face mask.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Conrad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Conrad, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Korra, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Idi.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bikara, I don't think we ever see her in a helmet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gil never leaves a ship, so no, grunt, hack it, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can also easily flip harbender.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Kylie, we only see in his visor, not a helmet.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess, would we count, like, for a story, they only wear the face mask, but Joker also wears the similar face mask.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are we counting that as face mask or helmet?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to go with a strict definition of helmet.
[SPEAKER_07]: So helmet is helmet, you know, vice or face mask?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then I will flip Joker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, so many and drama to people just look through.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just to be a little bit of a devil's advocate with Joker.
[SPEAKER_07]: In the beginning of Mass Effect, too, he does kind of have a helmet.
[SPEAKER_07]: When he's wearing that breather aboard the Normandy as it's getting shot down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so helmet and breather's.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kelly does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Call yet does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thane does, Legion does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't need one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lexi does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Liam, the RM Randa.
[SPEAKER_03]: Morton, Morton, Samara.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cash does not.
[SPEAKER_03]: The writers say no.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Shadow Broker, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sovereign, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think we ever see Suvi.
[SPEAKER_03]: and the fact that you were very happy about your character kind of leads me to think that it's not an endrometo.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can think what you will.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not going to say anything else that I'm mad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I've cut it down quite a bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the old man never was.
[SPEAKER_03]: How much that would fuck up?
[SPEAKER_03]: That would fudge up his hair.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is your character part of, no, not part of the alliance?
[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a question I asked in the pre-show.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm gonna ask it now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is your character a part of the alliance?
[SPEAKER_07]: Currently or ever?
[SPEAKER_03]: Ever.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that gets rid of RIA.
[SPEAKER_03]: Conrad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Korra.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think EDIs are technically enlisted into the Alliance.
[SPEAKER_03]: Garrison's not Alliance.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's former Csec.
[SPEAKER_03]: Grunt is my baby and not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jack is Alliance.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I remember in the tattoo conversation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jacob James, Javik, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Irene, I don't remember no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Irene's not human.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just dropped an extremely spicy take in the Twitch chat.
[SPEAKER_07]: You were talking about garris being a former seasick and I said garris is a mall cop wanting more power.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said what I said.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm not gonna deny that, but rude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why won't you let me be prisoners?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm quitting.
[SPEAKER_03]: DJ Dark Seraph just says, I was just gonna call him Paul Blart.
[SPEAKER_03]: My garrison's not Paul Blart.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's just rude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh man, garrison's Blart.
[SPEAKER_07]: Paul, Paul Vicarion.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Karen, no, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm flipping a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tally's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Veter's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rex is not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember all those leads back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Zahid's back war right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: but I'm looking at it and I believe all of these people are at least former alliance.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so let's take a look at who they are and ask.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'm a flip it on you, buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: You open the door.
[SPEAKER_03]: Would you bang your character?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, their flips, Ashley, and Chakwaz, Jack, Femship.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's also difficult because I feel like if things were different, I could probably flip a few more characters, just like, who they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: What I'm gonna keep where I'm at right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: What was a pretty solid note?
[SPEAKER_07]: Bold of you to assume I wouldn't bang Anderson.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you've banged Caden on stream.
[SPEAKER_03]: So.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're incredibly so, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was my only Fim Ship playthrough.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't even answer that one.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: What were you thinking?
[SPEAKER_03]: I was thinking, all right, would I bang your character, but that would only flip like one or two more.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm gonna go with, um, do we ever see them in the cockpit of the Normandy?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that eliminates, uh, Joker.
[SPEAKER_07]: Definitely yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sheepard only when he's talking to you, Joker.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Hayden's only in the comic room.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll see if we can tell.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now let's give you a compliment.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you hate him.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now I'm just really trying to remember now if Anderson was in there or if he only showed if he only showed up in the rare of in that opening sequence.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know don't laugh about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anderson only shows up in the rear.
[SPEAKER_07]: Never the cockpit.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Joker, stand a support.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anderson shouted from the rear.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I'm looking at a pretty dang fine looking group of men here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got Anderson, Jacob, James, Liam, Alec, and Said.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, is your person a daddy?
[SPEAKER_07]: You mean that like daddy like they fathered all right, yes Jacob no Vega no Liam no [SPEAKER_03]: Is it Alec writer?
[SPEAKER_07]: It is Alec writer.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was a great question about him father and children.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because we don't actually know if Zahid has father and children, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: As far as I know, it's implied.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he says that he has a few bastards running around, but it's never actually [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: We do know that Zaiid has kids because he shows up in Andromeda if I'm remembering my lore correctly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to double check that fact, but I really feel like it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: I need to replay Andromeda.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what this is teaching me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, with that, congratulations.
[SPEAKER_07]: You have one Mass Effect Guess Who?
[SPEAKER_07]: the crowd goes wild I don't have a applause sound effect otherwise I'd play it but I don't have one and and can you believe that are you a clip uh don't fuck with are you is that the one yes I got you here we go um yep don't fuck with are you I think that played not entirely sure who knows anyway [SPEAKER_07]: don't fork with Genesis.
[SPEAKER_07]: Genesis is the champion of this Mass Effect.
[SPEAKER_07]: Guess who around?
[SPEAKER_07]: And Genesis, would you look at that?
[SPEAKER_07]: We are at almost exactly one hour.
[SPEAKER_07]: So our production capabilities are out of this world.
[SPEAKER_07]: We did not plan that.
[SPEAKER_07]: But [SPEAKER_07]: I hope everyone enjoyed this kind of supplementary episode of the lower cast.
[SPEAKER_07]: I understand that it probably doesn't play that well in audio only.
[SPEAKER_07]: But we wanted to be able to give you something this week instead of just calling off this week's episode entirely.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I've been struggling to keep up with different things here and there and it's been a rapidly kind of evolving home situation with my son and my wife going back to work.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nevertheless, I feel this weekly obligation to you all, so I wanted to be able to give you some kind of episode.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hate it when we have to skip weeks in Genesis.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know you do too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I really do hate missing weeks of the lore cast, not only because I love chatting mass effect with you, but also I like having the fan interaction and being able to talk about this week's lore.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I will also say that, yes, Bane Masani, he technically never knew his father other than the fact that he was a big time mercenary and gained the same last name.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nice, the blue songs.
[SPEAKER_08]: who the mercenaries of all ally.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know how well that's coming across.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm speaking into a cup because that's what you have to do in order to replicate the band voice, but wrong band.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there's that one on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was able to fact check that really quick.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad that I remembered say you'd had a son.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, no, this one, this episode really was fun for us.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if anybody wants to, and especially now that we are both open about who we are on steam, we can play table top simulator with other people.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a lot of fun when we've got like a little crowd watching over or other people joining in and asking questions.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are multiple versions of this game available, and it's a lot of fun as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: And if people wanted to host, you know, a community Mass Effect guest who nights that be fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: If people have PC and they have tabletop simulator, tabletop simulators also not like super intensive on your PC.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if you got like a potato graphics card, don't worry about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: a lot of people can run it for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this was fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that we were able to record this week.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am too.
[SPEAKER_07]: So a little update on next week and probably the week after that for like at least four or five weeks.
[SPEAKER_07]: We've gotten an exciting series of episodes coming that's focused on a single character.
[SPEAKER_07]: has very big implications for the lore, especially when it comes to having an inside look when an indoctrination looks like, and that is Paul Grayson.
[SPEAKER_07]: He is one of the main characters of the trilogy of Mass Effect novels.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's the father of Jillian Grayson in those novels, and he is a double crossing surberess agent.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if you haven't read the novels, I'm sure you're gonna love these episodes if you have, [SPEAKER_07]: Hopefully we can teach you something that you forgot about or didn't learn.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, Spectres, that's all we got for this week.
[SPEAKER_07]: Until next time, my suppose we should go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Take care, Spectres.
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