If you bite your fingernails, be careful, be careful.

That's how you spread diseases.

I definitely do.

That's how you get poop diseases.

Welcome into the Brohio Podcast, everybody.

I am one half of the nail biting crew here, of nail biting crew of doom.

I lead that crew.

Why can't I stop biting my nails?

It's hard man not only biting my nails, but biting his skin around my nails.

That's the worst.

I literally just did that on the way up here, and I'm fucking.

You're bleeding eating out.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's stress.

I think I think it's so here's what Anyways, We're Nick and Rob from Brohio Podcast.

Welcome everybody, thanks for being here.

Nail bite is anonymous, no biers anonymous.

I think what it is.

You and I are very stoic.

We don't outwardly show our stress.

Sure, I can never dud I I know that we've sat in here before and the fucking weight of the world has been on you, yeah, and on myself, and we don't ever we don't ever show it.

Yeah, And I think that's a coping mechanism to stay away from you know, you know, maybe barking it to people around us, or are showing our demeanor that we're upset or stressed, so we deal with it in other ways, like biting our fingernails.

There's definitely that that outlet for the compartmentalization of.

Yea, of all that shit.

That's what it is.

Dude.

My son, my youngest son, literally has just like little fucking yeah.

A little autistic autism.

He's got touched bautism a little bit.

Hey, he just gots little nubs, He get the tiniest little fingernails, looks like a little dirt butt.

Telling him like, dude, we got to fix this.

There's this stuff on the Amazon you can buy and put it on your nails in the morning, and then when you bite your nails it taste like com fucking poop.

I'd be sucking my fingers every day.

Let me clean that off for you.

We're so thankful you guys are here.

We would like to say thank you to our new Patreon subscribers, starting off with oh you have a sexy witch on here.

Oh fuck, Megan Butler, you're so nasty to put a fucking butt in your last turny cutter in the middle of your name, Megan Butler, thank you for the Patreon subscription, and uh, if you are a witch in fact, please you're not casting these spells on us.

We're not worth your fucking time, not at all, not at all.

Next, we got Bradley nut bomb.

I know about a nut bomb, news bomb, this nuts bomb, nuts bomb.

He's got his butt turned towards the camera.

Two, he's got some nut in there, dude.

And he's got some hooocy daddy's on right there, don't mean.

Them fucking and then them thigh displays.

Brad you're rad, buddy, yeahs fucking hot as hell.

And even though, buddy, your last name is nuts bomb nut bum, which sounds like nust bomb, seems like it was an illegal act in Germany in nineteen forty, Like this is what the Nazis didn't want you to doing this shit.

Yeah, yeah, no nuts.

Bombing or something you put on your balls when they get too chapped.

You got a fucking ball infection, You got some put some fucking nuts bomb on them things.

I've got the window cracked over there, and I'm pretty sure that my wife is probably got with the dog out here.

In a few minutes put her head in here.

I hope that she'll just look in here and visit with us.

Yeah, she'll bite, she'll bite, She'll come through biting.

She about she about bit some guy in the sidewalk yesterday.

I was cheering for it because you look like a child.

Last day she about tore me up on the way in.

She was mean.

I kept going, where's the kitty?

And she'd give a ship.

She was trying to eat me.

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David the bastard Baxter.

You look like this is possibly a fresh out of prison photo.

You're used for your I was gonna say, the beanie all the way down to the eyeballs is.

A very tough look at screams.

I've committed felon, Dave.

That may not be you, buddy, but nonetheless, we love you.

Thank you for being here.

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Next we got Zaye Zane appreciates you.

You look like a hunter.

You're probably hunting for some dick right now.

You found it.

Buddy, he looks like a hands up, don't shoot motherfucker.

Appreciate you, buddy, Ye, you love you.

You're insane.

THINGE?

What that due?

We used to go school with name Zane I do.

Was he cool?

That my dude?

Yeah he was a cool dude mild fu Yeah, so smart.

What a weird last name he had too, It's very very unique, different, not as cool as this thinge, but no, not at all.

The last how about Travis Arner.

That's a hard R in the middle of that, dude.

That's two hard r's in the middle of that name.

Travis arn Anderson Earn double a arn Anderson.

Thanks Travis.

We we love you.

And even though you continue to message us sending us pictures of your fucking prostate and shit, I love you.

Is that even possible?

Just yep, get the iPhone up there.

Uh No, last, but not least we got uh these ones always?

These one's always like I always wonder about it.

Romantic Yeah, Daniel b eats Cumbergs.

It's like, so I always wonder whenever we get things like this, if it's if it's Daniel declaring that he eats Cumbergs, or in the world or it's like one of his friends just fucking with him.

Or it's probably just like my hope is, it's it's not the person that eats coum, but it's the person that wants to upset the come eater, and the come eater doesn't listen to the podcast this.

Hey, you listen to the six minute, three second mark and listen to these guys.

You go right to that exact second.

I got a surprise for you.

You're gonna call you a come here Daniel, old Danny b a come.

Eater, old cumburger.

There ain't no way, I Munich.

I love burgers.

I ain't eating a cumburger.

Copy a couple of funny articles this week.

My wife sent me an article that said there was just maybe a Turkey woman from kuwait or I don't know, some kind of doctor that said, sorry, some kind of doctor that said gay men have a worm in their butt that makes them gay, okay, And I started reading it and it was from twenty nineteen, so I just, you know, I like to do current modern events.

It doesn't check out anymore.

I think I might have the gay worm, so I didn't want to we share that.

One say to me mean things, so you know how, like you know, like gay dudes, they'll like they'll like fuck each other in the ass and like suck each other off and ship.

Well, man, that's that's it.

I'll just seeing if you knew about it.

There's none more and I just want to test you know all about it.

Buddy passed the test.

There was no like, there was no ways to be like, you know how, like you know that's my Google search history.

Man, Hold on a second, I know all about it.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that.

My wife said, there's a tow truck in our driveway.

No ship, My bills are paid, but it still scared me.

They're picking up the neighbor's car.

Okay, I was gonna say, fuck, my car's out there.

They're picking up a busted van across the street.

Which that checks out.

Okay, there's not a gay worm in my butt?

Is that what we're talking about?

Yeah?

Gay worm.

We have the article here man who took Hamilton bus on joy ride did a great job driving left no ding say police.

M Okay, this is a feel good story.

Okay, I'm here for it.

A man took a ham Wilton city bus on a joy ride.

Tuesday, with passengers still on board, say police.

At about nine pm, a bus driver parked at the downtown McNab bus terminal and left for a short break.

Hamilton Police said the news released Wednesday, A thirty six year old man of no fixed address boarded the bus, sat down in the driver's seat, and drove away up to the mountain.

The bus was an extra long articulated model, meaning it had an according like attachment joining the first vehicle to the second vehicle.

The man made several stops along the way, allowing passengers to get on and off the bus.

He's keeping to the schedule, man, He's adhering to it.

Roughly anytime ten passengers were on the bus, there was not a ding on the bus.

He did a great job, said McKenna.

It's comical, but at the same time it's serious.

We're thankful nobody got hurt.

Transit Director Nancy Percy said the city is working with police to see if any changes can be made to prevent similar incidents in the future.

Man a job.

At first, passengers didn't realize the man wasn't a bus driver, but when he started making some wrong turns, they started asking questions and one gave him directions to return to the scheduled route.

He even went as far to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus.

Bad dammit.

Oh, police strategically follow the bus.

They pulled the guy over.

He was charged with theft.

There were five thousand dollars, possession, over five thousand dollars plus obstructing police, and drive while prohibited.

Sounds like you did a good job, though.

Good for him.

Man, Hire that guy, give him a give him a job.

What if we could just have the homeless people drive the buses around.

I think they would enjoy it.

Give him something to do, let them do their drugs and shit.

Yeah, talk him, give him paycheck.

Yeah, I want to paycheck.

I don't want as many as I can get.

I want a really big one, like someone really close to me, someone really close to my family hit a scratch off.

Okay, it was forty thousand dollars for the rest of your life.

Oh shit, really forty thousand dollars a year for the rest of your life.

Or take a lump sum payout of like a little undred million dollars.

Okay, I'm telling you this guy like that forty men, he's he won't live much longer.

Oh okay, yeah, then take the payout.

I'll say me weird.

We were literally just talking about this last night, about payout versus lump.

Sum forty thousand versus like close to a million right now.

Yeah, we we're talking about because it was I don't know if it was like what the lottery was at now, but it was something like eighty thousand, eighty thousand a year is what it would be the payout, or like a couple of million dollars.

I'm like, dude, give me the eighty yeah, for rest of my life for right now?

Yeah, fuck yeah, give me the eighty.

Well, this guy's like sixty.

Yeah, that's different.

He this, I'm telling you, like rags.

Yes, he's poor, he's poor, poor, yeah, and got the money, bought his son a truck, bought himself a truck, bought a little nice house in a bad neighborhood, and he's he's sat.

Dude, you got a big garage.

But yeah, there's a scratch off thirty five dollars scratch off.

Pretty nice.

What an awful investment?

Stupid, so stupid, but it paid off.

But I mean, obviously, I mean I don't know how much he's you know, spent throughout his life on probably a million dollars.

He's still negative.

Yeah, let's just say he's worked on my cars for a long time, okay.

And I dropped a car off to him just a few months ago, Mack in July, when I got Emily's car worked on, and he was in the garage work pants that looked like they'd been he'd owned his whole entire life.

And he was wearing uh slides, sandals with toenails curled over the front, of course, like moving motors and transmissions, working on a car, And I like, you, nasty motherfucker, Like any guy that.

Works like a job like that, and they're using they're wearing sandals.

It's it's that they're in that shape.

They got talons.

And then he went on this like long elaborate story about how he got kicked out of an outlaw motorcycle game because his wife had a video of him sucking dick and it wasn't real.

And he's trying to tell me I'm do an AI back in the eighties, and shit, I'm like, nobuddy, that would just sucking to dick.

It's all good.

Made his own own that ship, I was sucking the hell out of that dick.

You couldn't even understand with you.

I sucked his soul out of it.

Good job worked out though, we got a day.

Man got a little fucking badass scratch off, hit good, a little payoff, good friend.

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All right, before we get started, here's a quick break for a couple of our sponsors.

We're talking Aliens to night, Robert Diggity Dangle Dog.

This is something that I'm well read up on.

I was very, very interested in this story when it happened.

I remember this.

This is the Las Vegas et encounter.

I want you to I want to preface this episode by saying, there was a lot that came out about this fast, hard and fast, A lot of information that came out when it first happened.

The family was mostly compliant in the beginning, and then it's kind of been radio silence.

That's because I do believe that there are people that do not want this story told.

Okay, it's my hope that this video remains on YouTube.

We're not disseminating any information that's not public now.

We're not putting anything out there that anyone doesn't know.

So I'm hoping this episode stays up.

I think that, sorry, there's a are My neighbor text me something about the tow truck.

Okay, the house they're taking it from.

Is the house that you're in?

Yeah, those full of animals, And I assume that's the house.

And my neighbor texts me like, oh, it looks like yeah.

I can imagine.

There was an RT word, all right.

So, on the night of April thirtieth, twenty twenty three, at exactly eleven fifty pm, Las Vegas was doing with Las Vegas, well what Las Vegas does, humming, buzzing, alive with neon and noise.

But on the northwest side of the city, far from the Strip, far from the drunken bachelorette parties and the hookers and the drugs, and the casinos and the mob bosses and the pit bosses, something cut across the sky, something so bright, so fast that even the most jaded desert residents looked up and said, what the fuck was that?

Police body cam captured the streak first, and officers were in the middle of a routine call when a glowing blue and green fireball tore across the sky.

It was not a shooting star.

It was too big, too controlled, too deliberate.

It sailed over the neighborhood, descended, and then behind the houses something impacted the ground with force.

It sounds an awful lot like the beginning of Power Rangers.

Fucking reader Repulse.

Ten thousand years.

I'm free.

I just found out recently that I did not know.

Is the Power Rangers that we grew up on is the same Power Rangers.

The action scenes, oh yeah, yeah, are.

The same ones that use in China.

They just dubbed English over them.

Yeah, so it's all the action scenes are from a show called like it's like Super Sentai or something like that.

Yeah, and then all of the teenagers scenes are they actually should they shot those here?

And it's but it's it's they just reuse it.

They used to make those kids film like twenty hours a day, and they'd pay him like six dollars an hour, and there's a lot of there's a there's some shows that cover it, but they they did not treat those kids.

Well no, no, yeah it was, but it was.

It was so fucking I remember every single day getting off of school and excited to get home and watchers and watch Power Rangers.

I still remember when the fucking the Green to White Rangers switch over.

Yep, I still remember that getting home.

David David Was it David Frank or Jason David Frank?

Yeah, Jason David Frank.

There's a couple of them that are dead.

It's crazy.

We know it's Japan.

It's not China.

We know that we're being stupid.

Anything that's near the water that's not in America is Chinese.

Okay, we know.

Let me think China's near water, is it?

I fucking don't know.

There's I think there's a Beijing Sea or some shit like that.

Tongue pow chicken love their chicken.

Yeah, that's me chicken Aijing beef.

So the first clip that I have here is a body cam of the police officer and he's talking to some people on the street that were near the house at the time of the impact.

Hey, this might sound like a really dumb question, but did you guys see anything fall out of the sky.

Yeah, we got a call and one of my partners actually said that they saw it too.

So you happen to see any Uh, I'm not being any no like, if you see any like little well not little in this case, they're they're claiming, uh, eight to nine foot tall green beings that were in their backyard.

Sounds crazy, but you never know your neighbors, your fine neighbors over here.

But again I would normally discount it as probably not real.

Yes, I would normally discount as nothing.

However, seeing as one of my partners said they saw it too, the only reason I'm actually investigating a part of them.

So if you guys see anything, especially in your backyard, please call nine one one will come over.

Okay.

We just.

Reaction to, like, how you gonna slap that fucking right across my face?

She said, all right.

He's called nine one one will come over.

Okay.

We just and we're hoping that it's maybe just some kids pranking or doing something stupid.

They said they saw some all from the sky.

They checked their backyard and they saw something with like eight to nine feet no closed green green colored men not human with u like the eyes were glowing, and they did not it was not a human being.

So yeah, uh oh yeah, all right.

So that's the police body cam after the incident, after the police had already responded.

So cool.

Within within minutes of whatever this was streaking across the sky, they made impact with the ground and nine one one calls started to pour into the Las Vegas dispatch center.

In the the brief this is a news clip, but in this brief clip, you can actually the ring doorbell camera.

You can hear the impact of whatever it was.

It was sailing through the ground, sailing through the sky, and you can hear the impact of it hitting the ground.

I'm gonna play that for you.

Southern Nevada is a buzz tonight with stories about the crash of an unknown object and the alleged sighting of strange creatures in the backyard of a Northwest Valley home.

So it was last night that eighties Now investigator David Charns reported about how Metro police responded back on May first, after receiving a strange call from a very frightened family.

Well, our report generated a global response, and now piecing together the sequence of events has been kind of tricky, in part because the primary witnesses have been almost as elusive as the beings they say they encountered.

Chief Investigator George Knapp is as perplexed as the rest of us.

George, as you know, this is not our first UFO Rodeo.

We first heard about the incident in early May via the Metro Police grapevind The incident has a lot in common with other bizarre cases from around the world and alleged crash, strange beings and bits and pieces that don't make sense.

But the police took this seriously, and so do we.

Just before midnight on April thirtieth, skywatchers across several western states saw a bright fireball streak through the head Evans, a police officer working in the Northwest Valley, caught a glimpse of the colorful object on his body cam.

At nearly the same time, a ring camera in the area recorded a strange noise and what sounds like a crash.

One fat.

Damn.

You can see the whole fucking yard of the street light up.

Yeah, we'll play that again for you.

Recorded a strange noise and what sounds like a crash.

All right, so let's unpack this for a second.

Yeah, all of these things are simultaneously happening, happening at the same time, right.

This isn't like, oh, there's a fireball and then thirty minutes later there was a noise.

All of the time that this happened.

There's a police officer on a traffic stop.

His BODYCM captures something falling out of the sky.

At the same time, there's a ring doorbell camera.

It looks like like an overhead camera, not doorbell camera.

The same time, it picks up this extremely loud collision that shakes the neighborhood and lights up the sky around it.

At the same time all of this is happening, you have a family that calls nine one one and says, we got fucking aliens in our backyard.

That's crazy.

Listen.

I'm all about the CGI and effects and AI and shit, but you can't fake something falling from thousands of miles above head into your backyard while simon simultaneously setting off people's ring doorbell cameras to mimic an explosion at the same time treating hologram aliens in your backyard.

All right, So there's a lot to unpack here.

The call came from a teenager that the nine one one call came from a teen major named Angel and Hell.

I think it's maybe it's in Hell.

I don't know.

He and his family had been outside fixing a truck when the sky tore open in the distance, they saw the flash, they saw the arc descent, and then they heard the crash, much like you guys just heard on the audio from a few seconds ago.

This fucking is no, that's the next door, he barks a lot.

We have the actual nine one one call from the incident that evening, and we're gonna play the nine one one call for you, right, Okay, what's going on over there?

Okay, lady me.

My dad hang.

Okay, lady, okay, lady.

Nine on one dispatchers love being talked dirty too, I have found so I've been doing this recently.

I know you guys are waiting on baby breath of this nine on one call.

I've been calling people, and I haven't done this in inappropriate manner or fashion.

I've been calling people boy.

So okay, they're demeaning.

My kids.

Do that to me and I I want to slap the ship out.

There's there's like there's a guy at my work and I was like, hey, you need you need to get that done as quick as you can, boy, And he like, what the fuck do you call me some some country boy hillbilly?

What the fuck you call me?

I said, I called you boy, and uh he didn't like it.

He got really upset, and I tried again on another guy at work.

I was like, what are you doing, boy?

And he's like, what what did you call me?

Called you boy?

And uh.

I really enjoyed the interactions I've been getting out.

Yes, people do not like being called boy.

Some all round up.

Yeah, what the fuck do you call me?

He slide that window shut because that dog, that dog wolf, his name is, what's his name?

Yeah, I kind of pushunter, there you go.

What's his name?

He's got a big old thick ass to It's a thick bitch.

Sheldon.

His name is Sheldon, thick boy.

Yeah, Sheldon will bark all night.

All right, let's play this nine one one call boy.

Okay, what's going on over there?

Okay, ladies, my dad and my brother we're working at a truck in our backyard and we have a big lot outside right of course.

Okay, were working and we just see in a corner of eye something fulled on from the sky and it was with light and when it hit down, it was like a big impact and we fell.

We pult like an energy.

And then and then and then we hear like a lot of footsteps near us.

And then we have a big, a big equipment and we see and there's a there's like an eight fool person beside it and another one deside and it has big eyes and looking at us, and it's still the Okay, where is this on your property?

Uh?

In my backyard.

I swear to god, this is not adult but this is actually so there's two people or two subjects matter in your backyard.

Correct.

And they're very large, they're like a nice feed I don't know, they're they're like they look like ilios to us.

Big eyes, they have big eyes, like like I get excited and big mouth, their chiny eyes and and they're not human the one hundred percent they're not humans.

That's what I want one call.

Yeah, I've watched.

So the problem with this case is every time things get uploaded, it gets taken down.

Okay, it's like they're trying to scrub the evidence from this case from the internet, from from from Google, mainly in YouTube.

The so the videos you do get are just like recordings of recordings of recordings that have been downloaded and download and download.

Yeah, but I did find a few good videos of professionals breaking the the frame by frame by frame and from my perspective what I see, it appears that there are beings in this person's backyard.

Okay, But the most unsettling part for me reviewing these videos, it seems like these are two translucent beings.

They're not solid.

You can pick up their eyes blinking in and out.

You can pick up their figures, their silhouettes momentarily, but it seems like they're in and out.

You know.

Interesting, they're translucent beings.

And that's what I gathered from the videos that I watch, where they break it down frame by frame.

It is not if you watch these video yourself.

They're not hard to find on YouTube.

They're mostly YouTube shorts.

It's not hard to see what these people were seeing.

These are like translucent beings that were in and out.

Most definitely some type of alien being of some sort on their property.

But that wasn't what made the kid's voice shake on the phone.

It wasn't what made the dispatcher ask are you sure for the third time.

It wasn't even the sound of fear.

You could hear something else in his voice, something rawer than panic.

He said in quote, there's like eight foot people in my backyard.

They're not human.

They have big eyes, huge eyes.

They're looking at us.

So I'm as a Las Vegas dispatcher, I'm putting myself in her shoes.

I'm probably thinking, this motherfucker's on drugs or there.

He's over there, he's on ketamine, he's on crocodile, he's on meth.

He's on someone someone having a breakdown.

But what's not taking into account in the consideration to this point, they look at to the backyard and their cell phone videos of like a mom or a grandma recording the men going into the backyard.

Whatever they see in the backyard, they're like, oh, fuck this.

They've got guns drawn on this thing, sure, and whatever they see, they are so unnerved and unsettled by what they see.

They decide that we cannot fight this thing with fucking guns.

That's crazy.

They turned back around from the yard and they go to the front of the house.

They're like, all right, leave it back there.

They call nine on one and they say, we chased it with guns, but we want you to come chase it with guns.

Yea better?

Are you guys in us?

The police?

The police saw enough and took the account so authentically that they started flagging down people on the street, and the body cam that you heard and said, hey, uh, did you perhaps see fucking eight foot tall aliens walking around in the backyard here?

Crazy?

So I know, whenever we get in the we get on these topics and you're just like, ah, this is just another okay, another alien crash, another bigfoot in the woods.

There is a light going through the sky captured by police body cameras crashing to the ground.

Simultaneously, we have ring footage picking up a loud crash in the neighborhood.

All while we got people walking into a backyard with guns right after the crash that see something that make them say, fuck this shit, I can't kill this thing with a gun.

I'm not going back there.

And then we have frame by frame breakdowns of what I see translucent, big headed beings, like huddled together almost like they're they're they're thinking, or they're computing, or they're just trying to see what's next.

The kid wasn't describing a light.

He was not describing a being.

I'm sorry.

He was not describing a light, which is what we can document without a shadow of a doubt.

Something fell out of the sky that night.

Yeah, you could see it.

Kind of the in between is was there an alien?

This guy was not describing a light.

We have several videos of the of the of the light torching across the sky.

What he was describing was an extraterrestrial being that stood up in his backyard.

When the family looked towards the crash site, they expected fire, de bree and maybe some smoke.

But instead they saw shapes, massive shapes, humanoids but but but different but wrong, too tall, too smooth, too deliberate in their motions.

Uh, angel or in hell?

Sorry, I got a I got a cold science infection, and I'm kind of leaking a little bit over here.

I'm just doing my best leak away baby.

Oh yeah, dude, you know I do these scientific studies when I so, I have determined that guys we talked about in the zoom Patreon, it's my understanding that Donald Trump might have sucked Bill Clinton's dick, or a horse dick, something of that nature.

Yeah.

I just learned about that.

Pretty excited to find that out.

I've also talked to you guys about truck nuts on trucks.

Those guys are homosexuals.

I've also found a way to spot women with very very stinky lady parts.

Okay, how do you do that?

If she has a what's that little blue fucking Disney creature stitch stitch?

If she has stitch kick stickers on her car, that thing stinks.

Boy, that thing reeks like that checks out.

That's a diarrhea puss.

Hey, anytime you get a lady naked and it smells like diarrhea, it's time to turn back.

You should have known when you walked up in that motherfucker and she had a sweat.

What's a snitch?

What's the stitch?

Snatch?

Snatch gotta Oh, she's got a snatch, all right, but she got stitch stickers on her car.

Buddy, get the bail out of there.

That shit's gonna stink.

Oh man, I think worse than an eight to ten foot tall alien.

I feel like that.

That's that's pretty cross the board with like Indy cartoon character pants, like Loony Tunes characters.

Yeah, she got home or the foot on her fucking j's Yeah, same thing.

That's typical Walmart people.

A right, pussy smells like a twelve gage fucking Betty boop.

You know, my daughter works at a Dutch Brothers now and she said she got hit on by a thirty three year old lesbian.

Really good for her, well, she said, the lady came to the drive three, was like, what's god, what are you doing next weekend?

My daughter, you know, she's sixteen, socially awkward, I got a school dance.

He's like, uh uh, I don't know what are you doing?

And then that lady's like, hopefully hanging out with you?

How old are you?

And then my daughter's like how old are you?

And then she's like, I'm thirty three and my daughter's like, I'm sixteen, And I guess the lady fucking peeled out left the fucking drive through dude, just like didn't even get her coffee, Nope, just dodged on the cards and shous.

I'm like, yeah, fucking child molester.

Have fucking pedo, dude.

When you think of a when you think of a like a pedophile, you think of a man hunting young boys and young girls.

Absolutely, you don't think of an older lady hunting like no teenior young girls.

No, not at all.

But that's what she's dealing with.

And I'm like wild oh, and then I start thinking about like I hate to I hate to use this, I hate to use this word herd in a derogatory manner, but like, there's some pretty sensual lesbians.

I think I could beat the ship out of them, But then I've seen some fucking dykes from like I don't want to fight her, yo.

Yeah, So then I'm trying to ask my daughter how masculine, like right, right?

Was it a was it a was it a bull dyke?

Does she look like she could change her breaks?

Were her knuckles bleeding?

Yeah?

Trying to like passively ask my daughter, how fucking dike you this lady was?

How short was her hair?

She wear a pantara shirt.

My daughter's like, oh, she had a Confederate flag stick.

I'm like, yeah, I can't beat her up, man.

She with my fucking ass.

I could tell by the length of her hair she was either a lesbian or like the black man.

I mean, I was ready to fight a I was reading to fight a lesbian last night, dude, cracking my knuckles the dinner table.

You know most of them, but most of those like really like really really butchy lesbians.

They're kind of dowey.

Yeah yeah, yeah, they're doy They walk like they have balls but they're kind of dowey.

That's such a great descriptive, like.

And uh, I know I can find I know, I think I could be one of if I had to.

Especially they're trying to, you know, press on my underage daughter.

They're dowey.

It's so fitting, dude, short hair and dowey.

Yeah.

Usually they got like blonde highlights, came shorts, like a flannel T shirt, crocs.

I dress like I dress like a like a butchery lesbian here man, dud.

That's so great.

I'm sorry, guys, but.

It's funny because you say, like, we say these things and everybody can picture what we're talking about.

Yeah, she was wearing slides and socks.

Beat the fucking dogs out of me, dude, breaksaft, Dude, she chops lumber for fun.

Yep, oh God.

Angel described him as eight to ten foot tall with large, shining eyes that reflected the ambient light from the neighbor's flood lamp.

Their skin was described as.

Gayish, got lesbians on your mind, alien gay skin.

They had grayish skin.

We're greenish, but not like the cartoon alien stereotype, not like Marvin the Martian or anything.

More like something that had lived underground away from sunlight, really got an organic skin killer.

Their limbs were long and jointed strangely, like they could bend more than hours.

At one point, Angel said, one of the beings quote made itself bigger, but it might have got a boner like a alien fucking crashed his space ship and got out with a giant art on dude.

And that's the exact phrase that he said, is the alien made itself bigger.

And uh, I'm still laughing at Dowie.

It's so fucking good.

Oh fuck o, that's so funny.

Oh man, I think I've I pointed this story before.

But you know, my older brother, he's ten years older than me and like twelve years older than my little brother.

But yeah, he used to throw my little brother in the shower of my big brother, which is weird but whatever.

And then one time my little brother got out of the shower and he's like, well, I tickle my belly.

My wiener is bigger than Jason's.

So my dad called my brother baby Dick for like two months.

Of course, baby Dick.

We should be glad that Dick wasn't hard while he was in a shower with his brother.

We'll try to make mine hard too.

It really fucking weird.

You will make mind grow stand back tickle by belly boy, Oh my godness.

Fuck.

Some believe it extended itself upwards like an unfolding.

Others think it might have crouched and then rose to the full height the way, uh heron looks small until it stretches its neck upward.

Yeah.

Either way, it stood up the family.

They scrambled inside, slamming the door and peeking through the blinds, terrified that the creatures would approach the house.

The the father, a practical man by all accounts, initially thought it might be trespassers or someone injured from the crash, But when he stepped onto the patio and saw one of the beings partially hidden behind their forklift, the truth hit the dad like a cold wave.

This was not a person, This was an injured This was not an injured hiker.

This was not a prank.

The father later described one creature crouched near the vehicle, staring directly at him, and said the father said its eyes reflected like a mirror.

The family wasn't alone and seeing something.

Neighbors had heard the boom, saw the flash and stepped out to investigate.

Several later said they saw moving shadows too tall to be humans and too fluid to be a large animal.

When police arrived minutes later, they had already received calls from multiple households reporting bright lights, shaking ground, and even a weird, big figure in nearby yards.

By the time officers stepped into the backyard, whatever stood there, it was gone all together, not fled, not sprinted off like a startled deer.

It had vanished.

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And this next clip is the police arriving on scene and making initial contact with the family.

This is like you call the cops.

You're standing in front of your house.

Cops pull up in the driveway and they walk up to talk to you.

You're talking about, yeah, week, did you see it?

Did you see it?

What did you see?

It was like it was like a big creature.

A big creature.

Because I'm not gonna be yes, you guys.

One of my partners said they saw something follow this guy too, So that's why I'm kind of curious.

Did you see anything land in your backyard?

Or they see like a big They say they see like a.

I see a cat over there.

At this point, this cop is spooked.

He's got the flashlight.

He's looking all around, he's looking behind him, beside him.

He's doing three sixty scans right now with a flashlight.

He's looking around the neighborhood.

He's so unsure of what the fuck is going on.

He sees a cat and he's like, yeah, that's a cat.

He's just trying to convince himself that there is not real aliens walking around the property right now.

Oh god, do you have cameras?

One camera, but it sounds of the the company.

I'm gonna take them there is the only one that you can see that covers.

The way I would have been speeding to get here.

Dude, I'll be like, I got the call, I got the call to this one.

Yeah, I'm kind of curious.

Now I want to the hyphone say I want this.

Where did you Where did they go?

Well they say that.

I'm say, do you have a dirt backyard?

Can you show me if there's a And I'm sorry, did you see them go anywhere?

No?

You didn't?

You did?

They probably go that way?

M h.

Hey, you guys, this.

Is the this is the first all right, So this cop can't really make heads, heads or tails of the situation.

And what a lot of people point to is the body cam.

There's a lot of there's a lot of blacked out censored I guess images are parts of the feed.

They are actually like blacked out.

Yeah, it looks like the entire trip to the backyard where it is gone.

We can't see that.

Yeah, And that's that's cut from the body cam, which raises some suspicions in my opinion, the responding officers approached the scene with caution, like you heard, but not because they expected aliens.

In their minds.

The thought they think they're dealing with far more likely a crash, drone, maybe a drug fuel hallucination, someone injured in the yard.

When bodycam footage from the officers reached the public, people immediately noticed one thing.

The cops took this very very seriously.

They were to say they are unnerved would be an understatement.

They weren't rolling their eyes, they weren't dismissing it.

One leaned over to another and said, there's there's a bodycam that I don't know exactly where this is at, but I did hear this.

He says, quote this might sound crazy, Okay, we did get this part.

Yeah, this might sound crazy, but one of my partners saw something fall out of the sky.

The trained officers hesitated before entering the backyard.

These are men that deal with this is Las Vegas, baby arm suspects, violent crimes, mafia money, cartel money.

These cops have seen and done at all in Las Vegas County.

These motherfuckers they're about their shit, right h But the unknown here, the unseen, it had these guys spooked.

And you can hear that officer in his voice.

He's like, I don't I don't know.

I want to know what the fuck is going on here?

Yeah, for sure, he gets spooked by a cat.

What cat?

That's a cat.

One officer kept skinning the dark corners, calling out if anyone's back there, come out slowly.

Another kept checking behind himself like he expected something to be standing just outside the beam of his flashlight.

Meanwhile, the family stood back whispering.

The father said they were right there behind the forkliff.

I'm not lying, I've never seen anything like that.

The officers searched every every inch of the yard, and according to the official report, which I don't believe to be factually reported, yeah, no bodies, no scorch marks, no debris, no footprints, no damage fencing, no evidence of animals.

And yet they documented something odd that evening, a circular impression in the soil behind the shed, about eight to ten feet wide, as if something heavy had landed or pressed down on the ground.

One officer muttered, I don't know what to tell you.

I believe you saw something, But what's more unusual is what came later.

The police report was closed almost immediately with little to zero explanation the officers.

They were instructed not to comment any further if approached by the media or anyone from the public, and then a wave of strangers hit the family, far stranger than the sighting itself.

Something or someone did not want this story spreading.

When the footage surfaced online, the internet predictably tore apart frame by frame.

Some dismissed it outright, but then came Scott Roder, a nationally recognized forensic video analyst who had worked courtroom trials across the country, a renowned testimony expert.

Roder is not was not a UFO guy.

He was not a conspiracy dude.

He was not a conspiracy lover.

He was not one of these guys pedaling narratives on the Internet for clicks and likes.

He was a professional who often debunked claims, who specialized in forensic video analysis.

He got his hands on the backyard footage and he spent days analyzing it.

In his conclusion, you know what he said, He says, quote, there is a being in that video.

In fact, there are at least two ship And that's what I saw on the videos that I saw slowed down, I can see two translucent beings kind of feeding off one another's energy, almost like a deer in the headlights.

Next is the actual video footage of this is when so the crash has already happened at this point.

This is a cell phone video of the mom or the grandma.

She's filming behind the sons and the dad as they go into the backyard.

I assume they're speaking Spanish, but a lot of this is lost in translation.

This is the video of them entering the backyard, and this is the video that has slowed down.

That's kind of all over the internet where the translucent beings can be.

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Guy Kyla Gero.

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I love that.

Delivery guy.

That might not be Spanish.

I don't that's fast whatever?

Look at the come on up.

Oh my god, it's really hard to see.

But right here, right here is where the video clip gets slowed down.

Okay, I don't know if this is the exact clip.

This looks pretty close, but right here is where these things are kind of like two big head translucent beings.

Really bettle that.

You can kind of like see him fading out right there about open on.

That that that is Spanish for sure, but sorry, I'm not.

I'm sat here trying to understand anything they're saying.

But yeah, go back to go back to that part again real quick.

I'm sorry, all right.

Maybe maybe because they look look at them, so I.

Trying to make a little bit of sense of this video.

Yeah, it's really difficult to see.

What helped me was the slowed down video where they adjust the or whatever.

Yeah, so right here they're saying, you can kind of see it, and that's the eye.

Okay, you see that.

There's almost like a head shape and there's an eye and it kind of blinks.

It's interesting.

I'd have to find the ones that I saw slowed down.

But in his video Scott Roder, he pinpoints the exact frames, a tall figure peering from behind the fork lift, a second figure crouched near the fence, both showing movement, both giving off reflective light consistent with biological eyes, not metal, were plastic.

At one moment, Rotor claimed the first figure shifts its weight and stands taller, matching the family's description almost word for word.

But what he said next is where things get very interesting.

He believed that the beings were using some type of cloaking mechanism.

Not perfectly perfectly invisible, but something that interfered with light in a way that made their edges unstable.

Heat shimmer on asphalt.

The creatures did not vanish.

The creatures were still there, but something about them didn't allow the camera to catch a clean silhouette.

Roder published his findings and invited peer review, stating, this is not a hoax.

This video is unaltered.

These entities are in fact real.

Immediately after his announcement, Roder stopped speaking publicly about the case.

The family stopped giving interviews.

This is a world renowned forensic video analyst.

Yeah, very interesting.

He releases the video and says, look, you have two translucent beings.

Here's the here's the the inf like, here's the video.

I'm open to peer review.

Take me on.

Within hours, within days, he's no longer speaking about the incident, won't do interviews, won't talk about it.

Something got to him and said, hey, motherfucker, yes, stop talking about this.

Angel later said that within forty eight hours of the incident, unmarked vehicles appeared in the street.

Men he described as law enforcement adjacent knocked on the door.

Oh not police, not FBI, not air force, just federalish The family claims these men asked detailed questions, walked into the backyard without permission, took photographs and measurements, requested any private footage that the family had told them they were quote conducting follow up on a downed aerial craft.

When when asked what division they were from, the men didn't give a straight answer.

Neighbors reported seeing unfamiliar vehicles driving slowly down the street for about a week afterwards.

And I'd imagine some of that was likely just like the fantaicism of people hoping to get the glimpses of whatever.

But some of these vehicles were probably probably keeping a close eye on the property looking for strange activity, looking for extraterrestrial beings.

I could be wrong, one would assume, I mean, but no public agency has ever acknowledged such a visit.

Let's see.

Neighbors reported seeing unfamiliar vehicles driving slowly down the street for about a week.

One neighbor said a man with a badge told him to quote stay out of the backyard area for a few days, just in case there's a residual debris hitch.

Days later, the backyard felt off, As described by the father, the family's dog refused to go outside at night.

They believed something was still lingering near the shed, and that's what the family stated explicitly.

They felt like something was days and weeks afterwards, they felt like there was a presence in the backyard.

They felt like there was something watching them, like there were there were eyes on them.

The entire time after the initial crash, the family did not sleep normally for weeks.

Angel said he kept dreaming of large black eyes watching him from the patio door.

Even creepier, they refuse to step into the backyard at night.

Ever, Again, the suppression theories exploded after this for good reason.

Something was happening around that family that didn't match a simple meteor crash explanation.

This wasn't just a meteor, which we don't think it was a meteor because the police didn't find evidence of a meteor crash.

If this was a meteor crash, this is as simple as we went in the backyard.

We found a fucking meteor in the yard.

Yeah, we found a meteor there.

It is.

That's not what happened.

They said they seen something something, and someone wanted answers, and someone else didn't want those answers shared and here's one of the biggest mysteries.

If something crashed, where is the debris.

Multiple witnesses from the neighborhood reported a loud boom, a shake like a heavy impact, and a flash when it landed.

Some claim there was a second flash minutes after impact, like something powering down.

Others thought they heard a metallic groan like the snare drum from st Anger the Metallica.

It's a disgusting, unerving pink moon, like someone beaten you.

No, I don't know what, I don't know how metallic groan sounds like, but whatever it sounds like.

The neighbors said they heard it.

Where the circular impression formed behind the shed, the flattened grass an ending in the soil.

Something changed over the next twenty four hours.

At first, the depression seemed like a heavy object had pressed into the ground.

The next day the impression started, It started to disappear.

Grass that was crushed flat began lifting up unnaturally fast, as if released from pressure that was no longer there.

The soil slowly uncompressed.

Within a week, the area looked almost normal.

In leak text messages from the neighborhood group Chat, a resident claimed a large blue utility truck was seen behind the house late that night.

The family did not order it, the city didn't send it.

It wasn't a power company truck.

It had no markings.

One neighbor set she saw two men with flashlights scanning the ground with a wand like device.

Another set she heard what sounded like something metal being dragged.

Within days, the impression was gone, the crash was erased, and no official agency acknowledged any operation.

It's almost like something was recovered and whatever was left was groomed clean.

I was getting ready to say that it seems like something was there still cloaked.

It could have been something you couldn't see, Yeah, exactly.

Then once they've removed that cloaked object, the impression is gone.

And that's very much what it feels like.

Yeah, the neighbors are saying, we've got weird trucks in the backyard.

They're scanning the ground with wands.

There's no markings in the truck.

We hear them dragon shit around, but there's not really anything.

It just when you add all of it together, so now you start from the beginning.

We've got something flame shooting across the sky.

We've got a crap.

We've a genuine fucking ground shaking crash.

We have police to the scene questioning people about beans in the backyard, creatures, aliens, entities.

We have a family that walked in the backyard with guns.

They were too scared to confront whatever it was, even with their guns.

We have nine on one phone call.

We have neighbors saying they saw unmarked vehicles going into the backyard without permission and recovering something.

We have a.

Forensic analysis that says, yeah, there's two translucent beings in the backyard.

Days later, we have a forensic analysis analyst that says, I'm not talking anymore.

I'm spooked by something.

I don't want to talk about this anymore.

I'm done talking about it.

We put all that together, well, you put all that information together, and you want to tell me nothing to see here, move along, nothing to see here.

None of this makes sense.

I'm falling apart of my nose is about to burn off your face.

And someone definitely got into these everybody's ears, and you know I told them not to say anything for sure.

You know they they mentioned that the federal Ish federal Ish people that were kind of poking around and going through things.

I don't know what that means, but probably you know some some men in black action something like that.

Las Vegas has a long history of strange desert encounters that never hit national news.

There's the Nellis Air Force Base only minutes from the backyard incident.

Former radar texts have claimed fast movers on radar, impossible directional changes, and then unidentified craft buzzing the runways.

You got runway canyon hikers report hovering lights, silent metallic orbs, and huge shimmering shapes against the cliffs, always with the feeling of being watched.

You got the desert back roads in the waste areas.

Truckers and night drivers see tall shadow figures, humanoids crossing the highway, and craft dropping behind the mountains.

This is not far from Area fifty one.

I mean, within reason, that same general vicinity.

It's within two hours.

A pattern runs through all of it.

Tall beings, movement reflectivizes the same features Angel described.

Then you have the local indigenous lure.

Native American families tell stories of tall, thin, reflective eyed beings who step out after falling lights or storms.

They don't call them aliens, they call them visitors.

When the backyard footage began circulating online.

It was grainy, it was low light, it was hard to parse, exactly the kind of thing that skeptics love dismissing.

And there's a lot, a lot going on here.

Usually when you hear stories about UFO crashes, extraterrestrial encounters, you get little bits and pieces of this.

Oh we heard noise in the backyard.

We saw something run away.

Oh we saw something fly through the sky and crash in the backyard and then take off.

You don't get all of it together in one story.

Right, You got police body cam, you got a house camera footage, you get you know, search footage, you know from the cell phone.

Too much of it corroborates, you know, too of it all plugs into one another and makes uh, in my opinion, a formulated equation here sure maps out exactly what happened.

A visitor from from out of this world crash into these people's backyard, and they use the technology that we're not we don't know about, a technology foreign to us, to cloak themselves, to cloak their vehicle, and the government worked through it in the best capacity possible that they're their best way possible to silence the witnesses, to silence the evidence, to make people not talk about it, out of sign, out of mind, and and as quickly as it happened, we kind of forgot about it.

Yeah, and not because not because we don't want to know.

It's more of like they don't want us asking questions.

Again, they don't want us to know exactly whether whether it is something from you know, beyond, or whether it is some sort of you know, secret military technology that they it's something that they don't want getting out one way or the other.

And with the being that close to Nellis, you can't rule out that it's you know, something.

That we have figured out and created.

And I really it would really let me down if it was in fact our technology.

I want it to be aliens, of course, of course I always wanted to be aliens.

Yeah.

But with it being it, that's like the Mecca, you know, I mean, that's like the epic epicenter of fucking spacecraft and just technology it is.

And then also something like this would be considered full disclosure.

Yeah, right, if everything all comes out it is what it is, that's full disclosure.

The raw footage of the of the event, it keeps disappearing each time the clean version gets uploaded, it gets DMCA struck, it gets removed from multiple platforms.

The original uploaders accounts vanish people claim copyright violations, But who actually owns backyard footage of a private family.

It's not like these These are just this is just a family.

That's a good question.

Body cam footage from the police also began disappearing from original links.

News outlets had to re upload copies because the originals were no longer available.

That normally happens when extremely happens with extremely violent videos.

It does not happen with weird lights in the sky.

That tells the tale on itself.

You know, if there's like a try and get on YouTube and find a video of someone get their head chopped off right now, you can't do it.

If you do find it, it gets taken down.

Something like this, a light flying across the sky.

No reason for something like that to be copyrighted, take down.

It doesn't make sense.

And there various forums discussing the encounter were hit with swarms of trolls, bot like comments, accounts, spamming, debunked hoax claims.

And here's the part most people don't know.

Because major news outlets didn't touch it.

The family said that after the encounter, something stayed behind for weeks.

They reported knocking on the walls, scratching on the roof, whispering near the bedroom hallway, something tapping at the back door between two and three am.

Feeling watched from all corners of the house.

The youngest family members had nightmares of tall beings crouching outside the window, black eyes staring through the blinds.

Not black guys, but black eyes.

A uh got fuck man, that would be scary.

A figure standing by the back fence, motionless.

The father claimed he saw a shadow shaped figure near the shed one night, taller than any human, with eyes that glowed faintly, even even in total darkness.

And what's chilling is that Angels said the presence didn't feel extraterrestrial after those first few days.

He said it felt demonic, not in the Hollywood possession sense, but in the primal, ancient predatory sense.

Something that didn't communicate, something that watched, something that studied them for days until it finally left a sudden wave of national media attention and then a fucking all out blackout.

That's what we saw here.

The local news station's national news headlines all immediately after this UFO crashed in Las Vegas, and then almost as soon as the story blew up, goodbye, everyone stopped talking about it, not to mention, not a whisper.

It was all done, It was all gone.

The family stopped posting the neighborhood Facebook group thread discussing the incident.

They were deleted almost as soon as they were created.

Insane lost.

Local Las Vegas journalists who seemed interested suddenly moved on and didn't want to say a word about it.

They didn't want to talk about it, They didn't have any It went from being top story on every news station, every night, every hour, top story, no news cycles Oncesoever, there's strong speculation that the family was encouraged or instructed to stop talking about the beings, stop releasing footage, stop describing the men who visited them.

One theory holds it a private defense contractor recovered an object that night.

We talked about that briefly.

Another claims that the beings weren't extraterrestrial but ultraterrestrial.

Something that appears in our dimension only temporarily.

Ultraterrestrial is so fucking cool.

It wasn't even a fucking alien.

Dude, that sounds something from another interdimensional man, Yeah, something from another plane all together.

That's that's even that's even cooler than thinking about an alien you just from another planet, because that seems so plausible, like.

Like passing through the fabric real quick.

But but like ultraterrestrial, like interdimensional is like, that's that's why.

That's shit that I really like.

Yeah, that's what makes me fucking come dude.

Yeah, that hits my cum button from the back.

Yeah.

Yeah, extraterrestrial is so you know, twenty nineteen, we're fucking going we're ultraterrestrial.

Now, got some ultraterrestrials Librohio Studios, we do.

So taking all that into consideration, that's the it's kind of the end of that's the end of our story.

I know.

It feels like you're like, you're probably seeing you so, well, what the fuck is next?

Well, they made sure that there was nothing next.

The government, these agencies that were there, these unnamed agencies named.

Yeah, someone in power has made sure that this story fucking stopped in its tracks.

Okay, that we stopped talking about it, that it stopped getting media airplay.

There are really important people out there ensuring that we don't know any more about this than what we we already know.

Okay, a couple of days after the crash, might even the next day or two days later.

I think the accounts since been deleted.

This is a fairly long video.

I think this is around five to seven minutes.

This is a.

Video of Angel himself, Angel Ken Moore.

He uploaded a full explanation of what he saw that night and how he interpreted everything and kind of how it had oppressed him, and how just kind of everything that happened.

And if you stuck with us this long through this fucking crazy episode, you can stick through the next five to seven minutes.

We're gonna play that.

We're gonna play that now.

Welcome to my title.

This is my first video.

I'm here to tell you what how to me on May first, twenty twenty three.

I'm not trying to explain the best of my abilities.

This is not a conspiracy theory.

I'm not making this story off for cloud or frame.

I just want to tell you what happened to me and my family.

And I know some people are not gonna believe this, but each person is different.

So this is what happened to me.

Keep in mind, this is midnight, and I hear something fall from the sky.

I turn around.

The only thing I see is a big light falling from the sky, and moments after, I feel big impact and a bang, sort of like a big impact fall.

And me and my brother looked at each other and we were scared.

But when that impact happened, it was sort of like a shock wave, like an auto body experience, so to say.

When I tried to look at the object, it was all blurry, not my vision but only the beast, and I hear thousands of full steps around me, and maybe a couple of seconds later, the blurredness was gone.

And here's here's the footage of the body the police officer's body cam, and here's the object.

I'm the object.

I'm referring to the light video.

Here's a ring camera video.

You could hear the bang.

This is around the neighborhood.

So here's the video.

On Yeah, that's a fucking crash.

So when that happened, the only thing I can see in the backyard is a top creature probably around eight ten feet tall, very thin.

So I caught my dad.

He went to the backyard and he saw the same thing, the same creature I saw.

He told me to go inside the house.

At this point were all freaking out, me and my family.

And here's a video where we were in the backyard area.

You can see you can see it too good, but on camera, but it's there.

Here's a video that my brother calls me and he told he told me shakingly, look behind the fore cliff.

So I look.

Keep in mind, I'm facing the fore cliff, and then I see the alien creature.

So when I saw it, it was a tall, skinny, lengthy creature.

He was a great greenish color.

And when I looked at it in the eyes, my body just froze.

Keep in mind, I'm staring at him, and I look at his whole body, and he has a weird looking feet and a big face and eyes, and you can see a big.

Mouth, and.

I could hear his love deep breathing, and I could see his stommach moving.

He would just stare at me.

Seconds later, I can start moving again, and I start running towards a house.

That's when I call nine one one, and here's what I want.

One call.

There's like an a fool person beside it, and another one is decide and it has big eyes.

They're looking at us and it's still there.

Okay, where is this on your property?

In my backyard?

I swear to God, this is not a job.

This is actually were terrified.

So there's two people or two subjects flatter in your backyard.

Correct.

And they're very large, they're like a food nicety ten foot I don't know they're they look like they look like ilios to us.

Big eyes, they have big eyes, like like I can't excited, the big am mouth, their chiny eyes and and they're not human, the one hundred percent they're not human.

Okay, I'm waiting for the police to come.

And you could hear full steps in the backyard area and a loud whispering like you can hear whisperings we were in.

We were in the living area, and you can hear you can hear footsteps on the roof.

So we waited a little bit for the police.

When they arrived, they told me what I told them what I saw, and they were kind of freaked out.

Here's the body cam of the officer.

And now it's more than an hour after that, bright light officers meeting up with the collar and his family.

What did you see.

It was like it was like a big creature.

A big creature.

Yeah, like a top.

I'm not gonna be yes, you guys.

One of my partners said they saw something following this guy too, So that's why I'm kind of curious.

Did you see anything in your backyard.

Or they see like a big They say they see like a big like a big something with l.

Like what I saw right now.

I do believe it.

Police walk into the backyard to investigate, but Metro.

So they went in the backyard and one of the officers pointed out the floor and it was a perfect circle.

Here's a photo of the circle.

I'm referring to.

Yeah, it's a perfect.

Keep in mind to office.

Just came in my house and one of them started running to his car driving around the neighborhood, asking passing cars that they saw a light.

Hey, what's clear.

They're taking this guy.

He started investigating that.

He told me his partner she saw a light falling from the sky.

He told me he believed me because her partner reported that he saw the same light as me.

Now we're walking the front yard.

Then the other officer came here.

Here's a video of him talking to my family, but it does.

It does nine clip things come back.

Don't call us, all right, deal with it yourself.

I ain't dealing with that.

So moments before they left, one of the officers told me, if I see the thing again too, don't call him, just shoot him.

And you can hear in the video.

Here's the video.

It does nine clip things come back, don't call us, all right, deal with it yourself.

I ain't dealing with that.

So they left and we went inside the house and we started praying.

As we're praying, you can hear a loud, human like scream in the backyard.

This is what happened to me on May first, twenty twenty three.

I hope you guys kind of understand what happened to me.

I know it's hard to believe, but I saw what I saw, and it's kind of going viral.

That's why I'm here to explain the story.

I did an interview with journalists Dog Papa, I'm a police video description.

I'm going to make a part two of the stuff that happened after there.

Was that's a angel.

Kin Moore is on hell Ken Moore.

That's his account of pretty crazy Man.

I buy it, Buy it shit fucking happened, dog, no buying selling that shit happened.

No, for sure.

Yeah, there's just too much.

There's too much evidence for it, you know what I mean.

It is a it's like this is almost like for me, this is the same stratosphere as like the fucking JFKs.

Yeah, it's just like in that same air.

But they've just they've numbed us so much to the shit, right, and they've suppressed this so much it was just erased.

I feel like that's that's the huge Like hearing this is one thing, but like the big smoking gun is the fact that it went from being so publicized to absolutely nothing and then you they're not even talking about it anymore.

So it's when you know, it's one of those things, you know, where they's smoke, there's fire, and if they don't want somebody to talk about it, there's a reason why they don't want them to talk about it, whether you know, whether it is like like we said, extraterrestrial government design, whatever, there's a reason that they don't want this information out there.

For me, the smoking gun is we have a cop in the street making a traffic stop.

Yeah, completely unrelated to this event, right, on his body, came on his chest.

You see something fall from the sky streak.

This guy light it up, screaming towards the ground.

Then we have surveillance videos.

You heard on this last video, it lights up the entire neighborhood.

Almost immediately.

You have ninety one calls of this kid saying, I've got fucking aliens in my backyard right away.

You've also simultaneously got these guys marched into the backyard with guns and they're like, Okay, we're gonna see what this is.

Oh no, we're not.

Yeah, we can't shoot it.

We see it.

These guys say, we see it, but we can't shoot it.

That's like, that's there's something there, man.

And you got a forensic analyst that says, yeah, I broke this down frame by frame.

There's two translucent beings floating around the backyard there.

Let's not talk about it anymore.

Yeah.

Oh, by the way, I'm never talking ever again ever for fear of dying.

Yes, pretty pretty damning.

I love it.

It's to put fucking hot sauce, eat it, dude.

So that's the the Las Vegas Et encounter.

I hope you guys enjoyed that episode.

As a lot to unpacked there.

But we we we took you through the paces the best we could put all the evidence with it all the you're not gonna you know, kind of covered it all there.

Yeah, good ship.

If you've ever encountered something like this, we'd love to hear your story again.

You can email us if it's quite as crazy as this Rohio podcast at gmail dot com.

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I hope you have a great week and we'll uh, we'll talk soon as long as the fucking nobody kills us between true, I do want to say I can speak completely fully committed to this.

I am not suicidal.

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