Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.

Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.

And damn me Judge.

Hi, Teddy, Hi, babes.

We're here to recap the Valley Season two, Part three, which there could have been just a part two.

I think whoa b Jacks?

I was about to say, and then Jack's was never seen again.

Is it weird that he knew at that reunion he wouldn't be back.

He just kind of gave up by the end.

Well, he kind of did give up on this episode.

This like the third episode he barely talked.

Yep, uh huh, yeah, I'm horrible.

Well, I love that he never watched or anything like that.

What do you will somebody like him that is in common sections using a burner account is not watching himself on TV.

No, because I believed it, because Andy believed it, because Andy was like, oh, yeah, you never watch.

I'm not buying it.

I think that just Andy pronounced his burner account wrong and Jack's like, oh that's not how you say it.

Oh my gosh.

Well before I'm platinum, when did you do that.

Well, I was platinum before and then I just put the pink over it and then it kind of washed.

I'm going to tell you what I told Sophia.

Leave your hair alone.

Listen when the hair grows out and there's black roots with pink and bleach, like, I gotta do something.

So you're always going to be a blonde.

I'm like, this is a perfect time.

You just let your hair get so healthy and grow out.

And yeah nothing.

I love more than to be a mousey brunette.

So, Sophia, I told you, Sophia.

You might have seen Sophia cut her hair into a little pixie cut herself, which I mean, I'm impressed that she did that.

And then a week later she's like, Mom, I don't think I like it, and I'm like, oh, mom to the rescue ding ding ding, Hey, Michelle, can you haven't put in some of those amazing main babe extensions or so flatch your head on Sophia's hair and she's like, yeah, so she just kind of gave her some wispy down to her shoulders.

Oh that's cute.

Yeah, yeah, something pick I will Yeah.

No, everything's around here has been okay.

If you guys, can hear me a little twitch or shaky?

Today, I apologize.

I a lot of people asked, did I have to do another round of immunotherapy?

And I did, what.

Justifies having to do another round?

When they stop it?

And then you're normally once a month, so this time were trying to stretch it out.

Because you're only on once every three weeks.

Oh three weeks.

I thought it was four weeks.

Now now now it's switched to once every four weeks.

But this time we were maybe gonna skip it.

But then I went in and got my blood work done, and my blood work said I was strong enough to do another round, so I'm doing another round.

I did another round, and I'm on like that prime day of feeling yucky post doing it.

But I have to say, I mean, I don't know if you know much about this story, but the Brandon Blackstock story really hit me hard this week.

That's Kelly Clarkson's.

I had a feeling that was going.

To I wish I would have missed that little detail in the world Wide Web because then I started doing research and they were so quiet about what ex I mean, we know he passed from melanoma.

They announced that, but we don't know anything more than that, right because I when I saw that and the first time the first day broke it just said melanoma.

And then a story came out a couple of days ago saying breaking news all the details.

It still just doesn't give.

It doesn't give.

I mean, we're assuming that it had been tasticized.

I'm That's what I was wondering.

When did it metastasize too?

Like this is just where my head goes from being in the situation.

Did you decline treatment three?

You know, like there's so many different ways that this could have happened, and like I have one million, respect their choice private.

Maybe you can reach out to Kelly Clarkson, oh my gosh and just say, like, you know, for my own like or maybe not, maybe just not.

You have to understand everybody's different, everybody like maybe he did treatment, maybe he didn't do treatment you.

Maybe he didn't mean the therapy, maybe he did chemo therapy.

We don't know.

I don't know, but those kind of stories hit you hard, you know, when it directly sounds similar to something that you're going through.

Absolutely, So that was a little bit of like this week I kind of hit me, hit me too.

To be honest with you, I mean I had some talks about it, and you know when I listened to it was a three year battle.

Then my head starts going places and I want to know more, and there really isn't any more than that.

That's all we've got.

And you know, I think made it clear when she was she didn't cancel.

It's what I rescheduled the end of her tour in Vegas, and I think that's what I read because she needs to be there for her for her kids.

Yeah.

Yeah, the first leg.

I mean some of the comments under that were so brutal.

I'm like, do better, Instagram.

What is wrong with people?

Yeah, like honestly like saying, oh good now you don't have to pay them.

I'm like, what the freaking father of her kids?

And that's the last thing that I think she's worried about.

It's like, you want to support your children, And that's what I think that we do have to when it comes to illness, no matter what kind, mental or physical.

Yeah, we have to be so careful because you just don't know the person that could take something the wrong way.

Yeah, I mean, even you know, my stream relationship with Simon when he was diagnosed with cancer.

He sat down with me and he told me everything, and you know me, I took the kids full time at that time because he couldn't care for them, and we would go over there and drop off food and do whatever we could.

And he wasn't like my favorite person in the world, you know what I mean, Like, did a horrible things to me.

But it's a father of my kids.

Yeah, yeah, and at the end of the day, it's what is best for your kids, yes, absolutely, but yeah, So that's I did another round.

I'm going to go to a neurologist and try to find out get my medications in order.

Like essentially, I'm doing all the follow up type appointments because I want to be able to feel a shift in my day to day life, like my quality of life.

Well, I want to get better.

Your quality of life to be much better and a day to day like after immuni therapy, how are you physically feeling?

I know it's not good, but what is it?

Is it?

You're nauseous, you're achy, you're tired.

It feels like you're having an anxiety attack, but with exhaustion like today, I was like, maybe I'll help myself.

I'm going to go on a little walk.

And when I say little, I think I went fourteen minutes and then I got off and I was shaking, and yeah, like shaking, like not.

It didn't it didn't do.

It didn't hit the way A workouts to hit.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I think, you know, just there's so many new normals and so many things to figure out.

I don't want to I don't want to bring it down.

But I also know a lot of people are asking.

So if you have somebody that's having highs and lows.

And also it's not to be forgotten or overlooked that it's the last two weeks of the kids not being in school.

So everybody gets a little stir crazy during this time because you know, camps are over everybody's home.

You're trying to keep everybody happy, and it's pretty impossible.

Yeah, and you have the kids fifty percent of the time, right.

Well, I mean it's now like I mean, I'm always with them.

Edwin comes and goes, but you know, I have somebody that lives in with us that helps help me.

Yeah, And then Edwin comes and goes and he'll take the kids to practices and things like that, because I still can't drive.

Yeah, so, girl, I've seen you drive.

I don't think you should drive.

I mean, you haven't seen me drive since this happen done.

True, I'm wondering that I saw you drive prior.

I was on the phone when you hit the curb that one day.

Yeah, yeah, did I hit something?

Oh there's lights going off in my car?

Oh my gosh.

Well, any who, let's get into the Valley's not your strong suit.

Driving is not my strong suit.

But okay, the episode starts.

It opens with Jason calling Danny a clown.

Janet said that until this behavior stops, she doesn't feel bad asking me about it because Danny has done the same to multiple women.

Nia asks who.

Then Michelle reveals that Britney felt uncomfortable around Danny on her birthday.

Brittany says Danny was following her around, but that he never touched her.

Do you think do you do you sorry?

Do you think where there's smoke, there's fire with Danny?

Or do you think it's one of those situations where we've exhausted the jack stuff, this is all we have.

Well, I think if you're going to accuse someone of sexual assault as you call it, Janet, You're going to need to give us specific examples.

Yes, we need people to stand up because those are very very strong words.

Well, because then Jason asked Danny if he thinks he has a drinking problem.

Danny says no, and that he hasn't had a drink in weeks.

Jason then claims that everyone on the stage has an issue with alcohol.

Just everyone, go speak for yourself.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, you think even your wife has a drinking problem.

And then Jason's like, well, everyone but Andy.

Jason was getting on my last nerve.

Oh, Jason was too much.

But Jason, as a lawyer, you have to learn not to speak in absolutes.

Well you think he would know.

One would think he would know, but he didn't.

He went hard for it.

But oh my gosh, I'm.

I so, like Kristin said, it's a very bold statement.

Very bold.

Would it completely shock me to think that Danny's the type that when he drinks too much, he's one of those that like kind of follows people.

No, I don't.

I think he's just kind of like, you know, never wanting to be the life of the partny guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see that, you know what I mean.

So it's whether it's a guy, it's a girl, it's he's just wanting to be in the mix.

Yeah, I could see that, but I don't.

I don't know.

I just think it's sad to be labeled as that.

And then didn't she say something even worse, like what do you want me to call it?

Did she us?

Like?

Oh, yeah, she wors word weaponizing words that.

Yeah, that I don't even want to say her.

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Andy brings up rumors that Jasmine started about Jason taking his ring off at bars, and then Jasmine says she definitely did not make it up, but maybe she should not have spoken about it when she was frustrated, and then Andy brings up the ring tattoos.

This whole tattoo thing.

To me, why don't I remember the tattoos?

I think the tattoo episode was when I was maybe in New York, and I didn't watch that episode and you recapped with Dolores because I do not remember that.

Well, essentially, nobody really made a big deal about him taking his ring off and then they went.

So they were making a bigger deal out of it than it was because then they went and got the ring tattoo.

But I've got to say, if you're willing to take your ring off or not take your ring off, or if you have a ring tattoo on your finger, I don't think either deters somebody from being a cheater and not being a cheater.

Exactly, No, exactly, cares.

I mean Eddie takes his ring off when he works out, puts in console, works.

Out, then he meets me in the parking lot.

Yeah, they meet you in the parking lot, they meet some hot chick.

Well, I'm usually we work out together, so it's kind of difficult.

Some hot chicks like, hey, dude, you single, no ring on?

No one so sad nobody And I don't think anyone's saying it to Jason.

No.

I love that Kristen's like no one cares, not a person.

I am obsessed with her, just the way she talks and puts it out there, and she's like, listen, no Lie is told.

I just speak the truth.

And if you don't like it, too bad?

And then Andy, who here?

Thanks Janet?

Is it Karen?

I'm like, the only.

Person that I think didn't didn't was Michelle.

Jasmine thought Janet was giving Karen energy, which apparently is very different from being a Karen, and Jason thinks that Kristin manipulated the girls to team up against her.

Zach is too spot on and funny to be stuck at the end of that long ass couch.

That couch is probably the biggest couch I've ever seen in my life.

When they pan out, you really get a you know, a good look at it, and you're like, that thing looks like it's forty feet on each side.

I need that couch.

Where are you gonna put it?

I mean your house is big, but could you imagine?

Yeah?

But then he clocked that Janet and Jason went home and realized they could make a story out of the ring rumor and then bring it back the next day.

I was like, get it, Zach.

Zach's wanted to be in production as well, but it kind of made me laugh.

And also when Jasmine kept saying, Okay, well, then let's see the flashback, and Jasmone's like okay, let's find and Janet's like, no, no, I want to see the flashback, and then the flashback did not show Janet saying anything.

Huh huh.

And then Andy talks about the night they all rebranded Jackson's Bar into BRIT's Bar.

JACKX says it was hurtful, but he understands why they did it.

At this point, Jacks's chill.

Jacks Jackson in his suit, that's so damn tight.

I just keep looking at like it looks uncomfortable.

Dude, like he's sitting next to who was it Jesse, Who's like, is he the one who had the white jacket on?

That's all.

No, Yeah, Jesse wanted to let me know that even he had said and I had said that he wore very expensive pants, that they were in fact not.

He was given three options of pants to wear and they were all pelletester.

From who.

I don't know.

I think they must have brought it.

Fire the stylist, because Bobo ain't dressing you.

It's got to be a stylist that you hired.

But his suit is so freaky.

I mean, look in the mirror, dude, like it is so tight.

He's like this, it's like a sausage in the suit.

He can't move his arms.

I don't think it's even look in the mirror.

It's just feel.

You've got to feel it.

I would be pitting out like a crazy person wearing that tight of a light blue suit.

I know it came's way too tight.

Then Kristen adds that Brittany did so much for the bar and got no credit.

Brittany says, including putting more money into it than Jack's.

And do you think they put any money into it at all.

I hopefully they were just given money.

Jack says that Zach isn't even allowed into his bar.

I don't think I would take that as a compliment, since it's not even his bar anymore.

Well, Jacks will never forgive Zach for not for where that is not the not the last thirty days dig where.

It is a badge of honor not allowed in Jack's bar.

Let's make t shirts.

Oh my god, ben Andy brings up Frank and I love how he's like Drummond.

Dramon Frank Drammond and Jackson's like huh, huh what and then they're all like Drummond drumming.

But this is why I think he really doesn't watch the show, because all of them had the same realization of he doesn't realize that his you know, burner phone came as a part of the storyline.

Yeah, well, outside Jack's is so confused.

But then Jack, I so hard to believe he was taking everything.

Well, but I find it very hard to believe that, you know, like he didn't know, Like he didn't watch a show and he didn't know.

He's like, huh what, Frank what?

Oh my burner account?

Yeah, like, dude, I think he was trying to just be like funny, chill, laid back.

Meanwhile, his temperature was like two hundred and twelve degrees.

He's turning red.

He's like his sweating, he's like postering point.

He's like, get me through this because obviously I've been told I'm not coming back.

Oh my gosh.

Well, then Luke talks about the moment he knew that Kristin was the one.

Kristen talks about the proposal and how she was definitely surprised.

Andy points out that Brittany felt left out of the proposal.

Luke explains that the reason he didn't include her it was because they were scared she was going to share something with Jack's, which she did.

She did, totally understandable.

As soon as it happens she calls Jacks, which is so weird because she makes it out to be like their relationship is so strained, and why would you just be like having a normal competendency.

That's why copendency.

So I feel like there's more to this relationship, in this toxicity between the two of them that we don't know about, because why have just like, hey, guess what like that doesn't make any.

Sense's addicted to each other.

I think it's a long time.

You know, you can start to even see their eyes soften towards each other, Like I think.

There was a had a moment, I now had a moment, and Brittany just looked beautiful.

She did look beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

Then Andy mentions that Kristin called Janet a fan this season, and then Kristin familiar Janet has an alter ego when she's on camera.

I don't know Janet very well, but when she said they all thought that I had good as Gold posters all over my wall, they had girling almost Like the fact that you could just pull that song out of it shows me you've watched a touch of reality tell out.

I mean, this is a very familiar story to me.

But when someone's reaching out to cast members and dming them and trying to get in the mix and going to where they're at to meet that like a lot of times there's an ulterior motive.

Like if I was moved into the Quiet Woman and just had like.

Just waiting to show up.

Hey Shannon, I live, I'm new to your area, and I just thought that maybe I could meet you here.

I just rented a booth for the month, Yes, in case somebody was to come here.

I want to go to lunch.

Then they talk about the moment Janet claimed Danny sexually assaulted someone on the boat.

When they keep saying sexually assaulted, and then Janet keeps saying, oh, I'm just using the legal term.

Well, you're not a lawyer, so.

Yes, thank you, thank you, but your husband is and he might highly advise you against it.

Yeah.

And then Jasmin said she's only having side conversations with Zach over the SA rather than speaking up and shutting the conversation down, because that felt weird.

I think that there's something that drives them all nuts about Annie, and they're not just admitting what it is, and they're just giving us all a bunch of word salad.

Was it his role on Zach and Cody or whatever?

The sweet life, Sweet life?

You know what I did realize Janet is very good at deflecting.

When she gets called out.

Her first instinct is to not take accountability, but to turn it around on somebody else.

So when they, you know, accuse it like saying those words are horrible and oh yeah, we'll clon your wife Horace too.

Well, I have a question, who do you think would win?

And it deflect off between you and Janet.

I don't deflect.

I owned like I can't.

That's a talent to be able to do that.

That's a real talent.

Like I'll own yeah I did, and I'll take accountability when things are thrown my way if I did something, if I called somebody something.

But you don't think you could be quick to I'm trying to think, like, I mean, my.

Mind doesn't work like that.

I'm just I don't.

I don't operate like that.

I usually because I feel like that's like trying to dance around the actual question.

True.

Then Andy brings up the rift between Janny and Jack's Jack stopped inviting Danny to things.

Danny thinks it so Jack could talk shit about him.

Andy brings up the rumor that Danny made up about Jack sleeping with his staff.

Jax denies it.

Nobody seems to believe him, so then they bring in Luke.

Luke says he one time brought a lady who says lady friend.

These days lady friend.

I brought a lady friend battle lady.

Friend in I mean, I believe Jack doesn't sleep with his staff as much as I believe Donald Trump is not on the Epstein list, honestly.

Yeah, I mean it's Jack's let's be honest, it's his lady friends.

Then I also my empathy went right down the toilet, as you know, because I'm just exuding it constantly.

When we learned that Jesse's girlfriend came to Michelle's in party.

Oh and did you see the how annoyed Andy was with that.

Yes, you can't see.

You don't want a part of it, and you go to the full cast party.

Yeah, and and Jesse like he was just taking it.

He's like, yep, and everybody in the cast is like, this is your girlfriend.

I feel like he might not be back next year.

I feel like Jesse and Michelle both but might not be back.

Yeah.

I'm feeling that.

I was going to ask you at the end of this what your final thoughts were about the cast.

But you know, Andy's like, I'd slap a mic on her and I'd start talking to her.

Yeah.

The only way that Jesse's coming back next season is at so is his new girlfriend.

Yeah, and I don't know why she doesn't want to be on the show.

I'm obviously wants to talk to.

Them because she's showing up to these events, like I know.

But like I said, it's like me being upset because I remember that big white party that Kyle had where Erica performed.

Yes, of course I wanted to go to that.

Erica is one of my very dear friends, and Kyle is one of my best friends.

Like, of course I wanted to go, but I said no because cameras were going to be there.

Yeah, so it's just I'm talking now like Michelle, it's just common sense.

It's common sense and the fact that he's all well, she called and the party was almost over, and she went ahead and came over because she was at Chateau doing something different.

She came over and they stuck a boom in her face, and he goes as they should, as that's their job, and he is not.

I haven't seen him like that in a was like, don't with me, I mean, don't show up at all cast event and not expect to have a camera or be on you or be miked.

No, that really bugged and it made me feel like.

Well, let's talk about the fight that went on between the OC girlfriend and Michelle.

Yeah, let's talk about it.

Because something happened.

The cast is not talking about it.

Michelle said her attorney has advised her, no, what could possibly have happened?

Why would my guess they went in there, they got to some argument talking about boundaries, talking about each other.

Don't talk about me.

I'm not on this show.

But meanwhile they're being filmed.

So in order to stop being filmed, she probably had to send some kind of a letter and say I didn't sign the Because when you walk into any Housewife shoot, even if you're not going to be a part of it, you have to sign a waiver.

Yeah, and we had already.

I was just going to say that, Yeah, earlier in the season she had.

They said that she had sent legal letters.

Are ready not to talk about her?

Then if it's you feel that strongly about it, then I would say don't show up to the season finale.

Then I al would say stay at the Chateau Marmont for an extra hour, have a drink, enjoy yourself, and wait for your boyfriend to get there.

Yep, sorry, but this is nobody wants to see it, Like nobody wants to hear about a fight that probably would have been the best fight of the season that we don't get to see.

I know that it's just you know, a part of it because we do have interaction off camera and shit happens, but it's hard to bring it on camera when it doesn't happen, when we don't see.

When you're actually bringing it on, you're playing with fire, And like, that's her Zen event?

Why would why would what's her name?

Why we her Zen events?

Anyways?

Yeah, that's really weird.

He reminds me of Zen.

Whatever is that, like the True or something like it?

They're called Zen's did is that what it's called the brand?

Yeah?

Zen?

But the finale they bring out mocktails and baby bottles?

Is that a like a well, I guess it's not a prelude because that's before so it's an afterlude.

Of it's a quailude that it's a lude.

It's a lude.

It's alluding to when La La was drinking from a baby bottle.

I think, I think so.

And plus there's two girls on the cast that are pregnant, so they couldn't really have last year I think it was last year to reunion they offered either a mocktail or a cocktail.

Well, this year.

No cocktails weren't even offered.

But I am looking forward to seeing how they're going to shake up casting because I do like this show.

What do you think you think new Blood?

I think in order for maybe be back, he's going to have to bring his girlfriend or it's a note.

Are they still together?

Yeah?

I think so, and but Michelle and her dude aren't together anymore.

But she said, I think I counted nine words this entire reunion.

I don't think she'll be back.

I don't think she I think she's done the Yeah.

I do too, and I'll be shocked to Jesse.

Like you said, if he doesn't bring the girl.

Then then what then he's going to have to bring who knows?

Maybe he'd be messy again once Michelle wasn't there.

Maybe he wasn't that messy because he was trying.

To Maybe, so to Mo, sometimes you just split people up to have better I don't.

I don't want to hear anymore.

I don't care about hearing about their divorce.

And listen, I'm sure Michelle is a nice girl.

And Andy doesn't either, because he gave him thirty.

Seconds to talk about it.

Thirty minutes on Jackson Brittany thirty seconds on.

But okay, so we know Jacks isn't back, we and if uh, Michelle and Jesse don't, we're gonna they're gonna throw in Laala.

They're gonna throw in Sheena and Rock and I think that'd be great.

Yep, And then we get back and you know, but I hope.

I I think that Jesse is good reality television.

So I do hope that he comes back, and I hope his girlfriend comes back.

I mean that comes back.

I hope his shows.

Yeah.

What about Nia and Danny.

I think they have to be there because I think they're the voice of reason.

But also I think we're seeing more and more of their relationship, that things are being patched over, like the fact that Nia has to talk for him all the time.

Yeah, Jasmine and Melissa, I would like to see more of them.

I would like to see their wedding.

I think that would be really cool.

Yeah, I mean, Jasline was funny, had some funny one liners this reunion, but she still said more words than Michelle and.

Zach started off the season getting on my nerves and then ended the season.

Now, we love being one of my favorites.

We love it that's.

The valley.

We appreciate it, and we can't wait to see what's happened.

I mean, I'm sure we'll start seeing paparazzi shoots of next season's filming soon.

I'm sure they they'll start got to be right around the corner.

Good job, Alex Baskin.

And now's the time for me to announce just kidding.

Oh, you're on the show.

You've been asked to be on the show.

Would you go on that show?

I mean you live in the valley, right and do what?

No?

Oh my gosh, no, you guys, don't even turn this into a headline because I can't.

And no, I'm not on the valley, not going on the valley.

I have no interest in going already.

Never say never, I didn't, you know.

It's to know when he won't even say never, say never.

I love when people say that, would you ever go back to Housewivest We'll never say never.

If the money's right.

Oh god, we all know what the money is, so just say if I can get a little fame, I might say yes.

Oh gosh, all right, Well I love you, Pam, Bye bye.