Navigated to Bots “R” Us (RHOM Recap) - Transcript

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Speaker 1

Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.

Speaker 2

Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tama Judge.

Hey, Tam, hey, ted.

Speaker 3

Two podcasts in a row together.

This is warms my heart.

Speaker 2

I know, look at us go and that you got out of town this weekend.

Speaker 3

I am leaving tomorrow morning to go to Boston for a Bravo day at Finley Park.

It's on Friday, and then I'm home.

I'm home quickly on Saturday.

Speaker 2

I just who else is going to this?

Speaker 3

Marisol is going, Alexia is going.

I know that Tom Schwartz is going.

And that's all that I know.

I don't know if that's it or if there's more.

Speaker 2

Well that's a good lineup.

I love it.

Speaker 3

Yeah, So we're going to do a meet and great with the fans.

Their stickets still available, I believe, and I get home.

I mean, I leave the next morning at eight o'clock and then I have press all day on Monday and green screen on Tuesday.

It's just never ending.

Speaker 2

You are a machine.

Speaker 3

And then a colonoscopy oh too.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, I love a colonoscopy.

Speaker 3

Yeah yeah, no.

Speaker 2

No, well everybody get your colonoscopies.

Yes, yes, yes from the twats.

Speaker 3

Yeah, do a skin check and a colonoscopy.

Speaker 2

Here we go.

Did you just go like this I did?

Speaker 3

Does that mean something skin check?

I think that I just meant like numbers.

I didn't mean like shoot them up.

Speaker 2

I was like I thought you meant like this is what the thing that goes in.

Speaker 3

Oh, in your buhole.

Yeah, I'm just not prepared.

I just don't want to do the prep.

It hits me different than most people because you know.

Speaker 2

I say, I don't want to do the butthole prep.

Speaker 3

I don't want to to the prap.

It hits me different because it means like I it's it's so much worse because I already have like a shitting problem.

So it's like.

Speaker 2

It's a favorite discussion.

Speaker 3

I'm gonna have to buy diapers, let's just put it that way.

No, oh, I won't be able to like, it'll.

Speaker 2

Be really bad diaper tam.

Are we going to do a pod while you're diapered up?

No?

Speaker 3

Like I can't even leave the bathroom for like twenty four hours.

Speaker 2

So it's good.

Speaker 3

It's so horrible.

A burning asshole.

Speaker 2

I love a burning asshole.

Well, let's talk about some assholes there, because we got a recap.

Real Housewives Miami Season seven, episode eight.

Speaker 3

This is a good one.

Speaker 2

I thought, I thought it was pretty good.

I thought I liked the yachts.

Speaker 3

I like the doling yachts.

I don't think I never had that.

You didn't like that?

Speaker 2

Now?

Speaker 3

Do they not make a yacht big enough for all of them?

Speaker 1

No?

Speaker 2

Well, I think or some of the I think some of them are refusing to film with each other.

Oh no, stop that, yes, which I think is so annoysing.

Plus I don't like people coming in and out.

Imagine they maybe could have worked through some stuff if they were all staying together, but they could all just escape to their other yacht.

Yeah, but either way.

We'll get through the yachts in a minute.

But it starts out with Julia and Martina talking by the water.

Julia is upset at how Gertie acted at the event.

She thought they had made progress, but obviously they had not.

I'm meeting I'm actually interviewing Gerdi this week.

Later in the week, what you're gone?

Yeah?

Speaker 3

And tomorrow right?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 3

Yeah, I wish I could be there.

I was actually just dming with Gerty because she's calling out somebody, the bots, the bots that are attacking her, and I don't know who bought them or even how that works.

But I can relate because last year I was attacked by bots and I know it was from a cast member.

Speaker 2

I know what I want to hear less about then.

I mean, the only thing I want to talk about less than this situation with Gertie and Julia is bot.

Speaker 3

But it's like it's a disgusting thing, like somebody will actually waste their money to try to like publicly humiliate somebody.

Speaker 2

I don't imagine it's that expensive to get at.

I mean, I don't know I have a bought a bot.

I don't know where I want.

Where do you go?

I don't know.

I saw botsar us?

But did you see this?

This is pretty crazy.

You can now do an AI of yourself for paid posts.

Speaker 3

Sign me up.

Speaker 2

So all you do is you take a picture of yourself and then you read your paid posts, and then it moves your mouth and becomes you.

Soon there's gonna be no need for us.

Speaker 3

You're right, You're absolutely right.

Speaker 2

Oh everybody's saying I'm not doing it.

I know I'm not doing it, but how incredible is that.

I'm gonna if I could have a bot that could just text everybody back for me.

Speaker 3

Can I ask you a question?

Why is it?

It's everybody I know that does sponsor posts when they have to do them, and they know they have to do them, it's like, oh, it's I don't want to do it.

Like shit, I gotta do a sponsored post, and you do it.

It's over in five minutes.

You're like, that was no big deal.

Speaker 2

Because we said we like, rack them all up, they're all our favorite things.

But we wait and we do them all on one day, and so then it feels very I mean really our jobs.

We have to talk about off housewives for a living, and we get to talk about products we like.

I can't even with.

Speaker 3

Us, I know, I mean, geez, what a hard life we live.

And then then when it's all gone, we're gonna be like Teddy you remember those days.

Remember those days, those days, and we had a lot of money because promoted products.

Speaker 2

We had this great podcast, and then we're gonna be just like kicking rocks.

Speaker 3

I never ever think like, oh, I have to do a podcast.

I know That's one thing I never like.

Dread.

Speaker 2

I don't.

I don't tried doing the podcast.

I just dread that how I'm gonna sound, because some days I feel like my voice has gotten better again.

Speaker 3

You seem one hundred percent back.

Speaker 2

I feel I'm not one hundred percent back.

Speaker 3

I know you're not, like yeah, I know that, but you sound it look it look like you have energy.

I love it.

Speaker 2

It must have been that chocolate croissant that I made Matt bring me in.

I ate right in three seconds before.

I haven't eaten.

Speaker 3

Today's shut up.

So back to the show.

What did you think about Julia is upset that Adriana didn't follow her out after that whole public humiliation.

Do you feel like she should have?

Speaker 2

I feel like those two don't like each other.

Speaker 3

Deep down inside.

I feel like the entire cast doesn't like Adriana.

Speaker 2

I feel like we've got a lot to talk about when it comes to Adriana.

But first, can we talk about how Larsa meets Stephanie at our house?

But it is being redone.

Speaker 3

I have to ask you a question first, what did you know that sneakers are not caught tell Chic unless there's chanel.

Speaker 2

I can't even imagine being at like wherever they were, like Royal Box, the Royal le Box.

She like, oh no, no, these are Chanel.

Speaker 3

Yeah that so were these.

Speaker 2

Can I wear my slippers?

Speaker 3

I'm like, can I wear my Nikes?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 4

No?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 3

How about my aloe there's memory Folm in it.

Speaker 2

No.

Speaker 3

I would just have to go outside and put CC's on my alo tennis shoes.

Speaker 2

I can't even But I felt like there's just so many low blows here when it comes to like outfits attire, I I just all of it.

See much for me?

Knees please neez nees.

Well, that entire scene between Julia and Martina, I felt just like, ugh, I don't know.

Speaker 3

I love seeing Martina more active in the show, and.

Speaker 2

Those the most inappropriate things, That's what I love.

Yeah, I don't know.

She seems kind of like a Debbie Downer, you.

Speaker 3

Think so, I think like in the past, like it's never been her thing, but I feel like she's kind of warming up to it.

Speaker 2

Well maybe she should unwarm, maybe she should defrost.

Speaker 3

Oh man.

Speaker 2

Well, then Larson meets Stephanie at her house that is being redone, and then Stephanie only wanted to live in her husband's house.

If she got treemodel it completely.

Her closet is over a thousand square feet, she will have a whole wall of burkins.

Speaker 3

I have a feeling that Stephanie's getting on your last nerve.

Speaker 4

I have a.

Speaker 2

Feeling that Stephanie could rent that closet as a studio apartment and the valley for two thousand a.

Speaker 3

Month, maybe even more.

Speaker 2

Yeah, Stephanie, I don't I want to just see how much money you have and then casually add it in.

But you don't have to be so raggy, raggy braggy.

Speaker 3

How about just show us your bank statements.

That will just and we don't have to talk about everything you.

Speaker 2

Have, Stephanie, how about just send us some money.

Send us money, Stephanie, you're that rich, send us some money.

Speaker 3

She probably will.

Speaker 2

I could see it, like remember what's her name?

From Salt Lake City?

She sent us that like passport that was really expensive.

Speaker 3

She sent you, not me.

Speaker 2

Oh she did.

Speaker 3

Bron one.

Speaker 2

She didn't send you one.

No, you don't have a thousand dollars passport case.

No, I don't do from bron I don't.

And I'm going to talk about it because I myself.

Speaker 3

You go, girl, you go?

Speaker 2

You know one day?

Maybe?

Speaker 3

Do you think producers are pushing her to talk about everything she has?

Speaker 2

Even if producers aren't pushing her to talk about everything she has, I think she would want to.

I think she's trying to jut like she wants to make sure that everybody's like.

Speaker 3

Wow, how long has she been married?

Speaker 2

Pretty long time?

I mean, she hasn't been with Nicole's X for.

Speaker 3

Twenty years, but I'm sure she had boyfriends between that.

But if this house is just now being renovated, did they recently get married or they.

Speaker 2

Know, but they had to wait for the divorce to be final and married, like I guess.

Speaker 3

They put maybe they rented the house out.

No, I think they've been married for a while because I remember her saying like she was really young.

I think she's forty.

I felt like she said she met him like in her twenties.

Speaker 2

So you may have met him in her twenties.

But we have no idea how long that divorce went on.

Speaker 3

Yeah, how well, I just needed how long they've been together?

Speaker 2

That's it, married in twenty nineteen.

Oh, okay, though it's not been that nex years.

Yeah, So but that house is ginormous.

Speaker 3

I know, didn't she tell us?

Speaker 2

Yeah, she told us a lot of times.

She told us how big it was, and then she couldn't even look at the pool in its original spot.

I'm like, I still share a house with.

Speaker 3

Maybe if you moved the pool to where the tennis court is at your house or pick a ball court, then no one I.

Speaker 2

Know it's the same place.

Ever knows place.

Speaker 3

No nobody would know.

Speaker 2

But then Lars and Keiki decide they're going to plan a yacht day, but with everything that happened, they decide to get another boat.

They split up the girls on two boats.

First it's Larsa, Alexei and Marisol, Julia and Stephanie.

And then boat too is Kiki, Lisa, Adrianna and Gertie.

Gerty's coming late.

Speaker 3

I mean, poor Adrian.

Nobody wants her on their boat.

They're like, hey, will you take a note?

Hey can you Snoope.

Speaker 2

Listen, I want to be on Adriana's boat sometimes because she is such a hot mess express and so funny.

Speaker 3

She is funny.

Speaker 2

But it was too much.

It was it was too much.

Speaker 3

It was too much.

Speaker 2

But I think there needs to be like Adriana needs to take it down a notch and then Marisol, you're fun and easy going quip being so stiff.

Speaker 3

Well, I mean as women of a certain age, you.

Speaker 2

Know, I can't handle a squirt off we're going on a boat.

Speaker 3

Oh, I don't care about that.

But I'm talking about the saggy knees and the wrinkly knees and all that kind of stuff, bony knees.

Speaker 2

Like if you made fun of my wrinkly knees, I wouldn't get upset.

Speaker 3

Really, you don't have you don't have wrinkley knees.

Speaker 2

I actually do my whole knee hangs over my other kneecap.

No it doesn't, Yes it does, they're all sagged out, Yes it does.

I was before, you know, I was just thinking the other day, like, I wonder when I can get elective surgery again so I can get my kneecaps lifted.

Speaker 3

Can you do that?

Speaker 2

Do your kneecaps hanging load?

They?

Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3

I am me and Heather talk about are saggy knees?

Like, you know, you get a certain age and you're not there yet, but there's really nothing you can do about it.

You can buy all the creams too.

For saggy skin.

You can work out, and there's really not a whole lot you can do about it, and it's you get like in your fifties and it's hard to embrace it, really is.

Speaker 2

I just don't really understand why she would.

She really didn't seem to care about the saggyneese comments.

She cared about the water getting I did care.

I talked to her, Oh she cared.

Yeah, hurt her feelings.

Oh it did.

Yeah, Well that wasn't very nice of Adriana to do that.

Yeah, I mean, you would never say something about somebody's appearance.

Speaker 3

If you can, can I clarify that for you?

Speaker 2

Sure?

Speaker 3

Okay, So what I was trying to say, it wasn't about Wade, It wasn't about It was about transforming yourself.

It was about trying to get on the show.

And I didn't want to break the fourth wall, which nowadays I should have.

And I felt like she was.

She was transforming herself to get on the show, like started hanging out at my gym and wanted to do a fitness competition like me and trying out for the show, and every you know, each month, it was a different appearance, like something new was being recreated on the face, and I felt like it was like being really extra to try to, you know, get my life.

Speaker 2

But Stephanie of course comes on to tell us that her husband's going to take her away for a night trip to Canada.

Canada.

They call Marisol and they ask her where she wants to be.

She doesn't want to be with Adriana.

So now I realize that I'm going to hate this yacht day.

I'll split up.

Speaker 3

But well, it's of course there's people on the cast that you don't necessarily want to be with.

But that's part of being on a cast and part of being on an ensemble show, right.

Speaker 2

Yeah, And also I don't want to see three people hanging out then go to lunch.

Yeah, And I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.

I thought it was weird.

But then Alexia and her son Peter talk about their emotions about Frankie being in the hospital with diverticulitis.

Speaker 3

I have that, you do, Yeah, that's why I was sick, what was it three weeks ago?

And I had to go to antibiotics and do all that stuff.

Yeah, I have it.

In fact, that's why I'm going to have.

Speaker 2

A can I see your medical records, because this is the last thing we need is Tamra claim she has diver tic alitis.

Speaker 3

I know, right, Oh my god, do you know where I actually got diagnosed from it?

Because I've had intestinal issues forever.

And it's like, does she have colitis?

Does she have this?

Does she have this?

Does she have I've been tested for everything.

My pronuvo scan saw that all there, yep.

Speaker 2

So do you have to take a medication for it?

Speaker 4

No?

Speaker 2

Or noes?

Speaker 3

So there's two things, So so how I I'm probably gonna watch this, But there's diverticulitis and divert you could which is like pockets in your I want to say colon.

They're like little pockets and if something gets stuck in there or it gets inflamed, and that's when you start having pain on the left side of your stomach.

And then he was throwing up.

I was super nauseous.

But then I got like the shits so bad that it was like uncontrollable.

It was horrible for like a week, and then I had.

Speaker 2

To go in the doctor and they is it something that you have forever?

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, it's something that you have.

Like they're like these little pockets that are in your colon and they get inflamed, infected, things like that.

I might be watching this, but that's what I was saying.

Speaker 2

That's the We're not doctors, guys.

We're trying to doing the best that we can.

But you know, they start to get emotional, and I just I don't know.

I love Frank you so much when you see.

Speaker 3

I know, and I'm rooting for Peter too.

I see a lot of my son Ryan and Peter.

A lot happened to them when they were younger, and Peter had bad I think it was it last year, the bad season where some stuff came out, and I'm hoping that he's on the up and up and the show's good for him this season.

Speaker 2

Yeah, me too.

Then Gertie and our girl Nicole meet for lunch.

Loved it, loved it.

Nicole, she's excited to meet Stephanie and then they face timed her.

Speaker 3

I was shocked.

I mean, it's good because I didn't know what kind of relationship because there's a lot of thoughts out there that she didn't come back because Stephanie was coming on and I thought that they were.

Speaker 2

Like there was like this was a closer time frame.

I didn't realize this was like twenty years and blah blah blah.

But they handled it well, those two.

Speaker 3

Did you see in the press that Nicole sold her house for forty million?

Yeah, the one that she bought last year that was gonna she was gonna redo and move into it.

Will They have sold that house and I think it's to somebody famous, I can't remember who.

Stephanie had no problem taking the FaceTime call and being very cordial, but she did kind of just yeah, my private jet is kind of big girl.

Speaker 2

Oh, Robbie Williams bought Nicole Nicole s.

Speaker 3

Yeah, Robbi Williams, that's it.

Speaker 2

But I had never seen them chease a housewife coming back, like not fully breaking the fourth wall, but breaking the fourth wall the way.

Will you be back?

Speaker 3

Will you come back to this group?

Speaker 2

And she's like, I've never seen a cheese like that.

Speaker 3

I know, But these two started gossiping so fast about everybody, like like they got in like a whole episode of gossiping and like three minutes.

Speaker 2

Because the friends.

Speaker 3

Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 2

I liked it.

Speaker 3

I loved it.

I loved it.

Speaker 2

Cole look's great, Nicole look's beautiful.

And I do miss her.

I do think we Miami has so many girls on the show.

I feel like it would be effortless just to add her back in.

Yeah, and not even get rid of anybody if they didn't want to.

Speaker 3

I agree.

Speaker 2

Then all the girls arrive at the yachts.

They're yachts because there's multiple Lisa brings her friend to Ebanie.

Alexia admits that she would probably rather not be on a boat with Stephanie.

Speaker 3

They don't like each other.

Speaker 2

And then uh, Keiki tells Adriana that Marrisol didn't want her to be on the boat with her.

Keiki wasted no time to let her know that no, she didn't.

Speaker 3

She and Stephanie going, does this boat not have a stabilizer?

Speaker 2

Please?

Don't even know what a stabilizer?

Speaker 3

I go, that is a rich girl question or statements.

Speaker 2

I can't.

I want to like her, but like, don't you don't even even saying the word stabilizer is showing us like I am so rich that this is a word in my vernacular that I oftentimes look.

Speaker 3

At you vernacular.

Speaker 5

Well, well, my note wasn't even in your notes.

It's your word I remembered, look at you.

Speaker 3

You're back, Well.

Speaker 2

You know, my vernacular is really large.

Speaker 3

Your vernacular is doing really good.

Speaker 5

Now my vernacular might be back on the fritz by next week.

Speaker 3

Oh well, is that immune therapy next week?

Because's what you're saying.

Speaker 4

So shit.

Speaker 2

Then the boats pull next to each other and Adriana starts yelling at Marisol.

This is what I didn't like.

I didn't like the knees thing, but I also didn't like she was.

I couldn't hear what anybody was saying because she was yelling so much.

Speaker 3

Oh, she was like yelling at her to get plastic surgery on her wrinkley knees.

And I'm like, oh shit, there's surgery for that.

Why haven't I had it yet?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

But it's it was too How was she that drunk that quick?

Speaker 3

She probably was drinking for quite a while, but she, you know, she did in her confessional and even after this scene, she she kind of held herself.

Speaker 2

To what she was.

Like, Listen, I was a mess.

I'm embarrassed for yesterday, which is good.

I'm glad she said that.

Account of holiday she was.

I thought she was going to just brush over that the next day and kind of just be like this is you know, I did what I did, but she was likest and.

Speaker 3

I love Adriana being Adriana.

The first half of the the first I don't know, five episodes, she was very quiet and I'm like, what's going on?

I know she worried about it.

Yeah, like what is going on?

And now she's she's being her asshole self and that's what we need.

We need assholes on the show, like me, like me, like cameras, we need tamorisms.

Speaker 2

But then Juliana Adriana talk about their friendship.

Julia feels like Adriana should have had her back more.

Adriana feels like now that Julia has Alexia and Marisol, Julia doesn't need her.

Speaker 3

Kind of sounds like it seems like it.

Speaker 2

Well, it kind of seems like the Nicole and Gerty were kind of right about Julia a little bit, like she just wants to be with the cool girls.

Speaker 3

Yeah, she switched teams.

Speaker 2

Well, I wouldn't even say that she did that.

I think she's just gonna go with wherever she feels like she's going to get the most attention.

Yeah.

I feel like with Adriana, she feels like, I don't know, I feel like she kind of did her wrong.

Speaker 3

Who was Adriana accusing of having fake burkins and diamonds?

Speaker 2

I don't know, me, I don't know she was accusing Marisol.

Speaker 3

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure.

I'm gonna have to I'm gonna be with Marisol this this weekend, so I'm gonna have to ask her.

I'm gonna have to see her burken bag up, not that I would even know.

Speaker 2

Can you ask the ball to let go for hate boner towards Adriana for a little bit, even though we're annoyed.

Speaker 3

Okay, I'll ask her, but I want you to use those words hate boner.

Okay, this is from Teddy Lose your hate boner.

I love that Lisa saying ol hall A is poison as she's drinking in her confession I know, and then she goes.

Speaker 2

This is the last time.

Speaker 3

Yeah, you know, let's talk about Lars's butt.

Speaker 2

What about it?

They all wanted to make sure that they were clear that it's real.

Speaker 3

I mean, well, I don't even care if it's real or I don't.

Speaker 2

Care, but this season is the first season that they've done that.

Speaker 3

Well there, I can speak firsthand because we were we changed together at Traders.

She doesn't have one dimple, wrinkle or cellulate on her body at all, not even a saggy skin.

Speaker 2

I know.

I heard them say that on the show.

Speaker 3

Yeah, she's Marcas like Lars's butt is perfection.

I like saying it's so fluffy and zero cellulate.

Speaker 2

Well, I like seeing them have fun.

I like seeing like it shows like it made me really like larsa that she got on the because some housewives won't do any of that stuff, I know, And you could see that some of them didn't because there was a complete other jet ski that was not used.

Speaker 3

They don't want to get wet, they don't get their hair wet.

They don't want to look bad.

Speaker 2

I wanted to was there glamor on that boat.

Speaker 3

I don't know.

Speaker 2

I don't see, I don't know.

Speaker 3

I know that Adriana got up and I don't think she brushed her teeth.

She didn't look in the mirror.

She just went, oh shit, I was an asshole last night.

Put a hat on and sunglasses and I don't even know if she put a hat on, sunglass on.

Speaker 2

Let's go, let's go do this another question.

I know I'm going back, But when Alexia and Stephanie were talking and they said the rottwiler chihuahua comment.

Did you have foreshadowing that this was going to turn into drama later?

Speaker 3

Well, I mean it's it's difficult because she said it to her, like they talked about it face to face.

And then when I was Stephanie there, Well, Stephanie, when she brought it up on the phone, at first I thought that she didn't know that Alexia was there, and she was.

Speaker 2

Like, it didn't seem like she did.

Speaker 3

It didn't seem like she knew.

And then when Alexia was like, you know, not having it, She's like, oh shit, I didn't know she was sitting right there.

But didn't Alexia call herself or Rottweiler.

Speaker 2

Yeah, she said, you're a chihuahua and I'm a Rottweiler.

So I don't think it's something to get that very cute dogs, I know.

Speaker 3

I don't think it's something to get annoyed at.

I think Alexia just doesn't like her period.

Well, I don't think everything she says is going to piss her off.

Speaker 2

But I do think Nicole.

I mean, here's the thing.

Nicole is the voice of reason, which is why I want her back, but Nicole made it very clear.

She's like, it's two alphas, so one of them is going to have to back down, and I now neither of them are.

Then Lisa.

Then they get ready for dinner.

Then Lisa says they should do an ex.

Speaker 3

Oh, I don't want to play a game.

I don't want to play game.

I don't want to do exercise.

All I can think is Lisa's going to pull a Heather Gay and have everyone read mean text messages about each other.

Speaker 2

Well, it was pretty much that, because they had to say nice things about each other, which they didn't really think.

I mean, the nice things.

I wouldn't I didn't.

I wouldn't even have said thank you for one of those compliments.

Speaker 3

I don't want to see any more game.

Speaker 2

If you can't figure out shit to talk about, that's on you.

Yeah, But if you have to play a game in order to get people to not just sit there and drink their drinks that are watered down, you got a problem.

But Adriana had a problem because she couldn't open that bottle of wine.

Speaker 3

I know, and it's like she's like the last one that should have another glass of wine.

Speaker 2

But you know what those are the ones that want it the most.

Speaker 3

And those are the ones that bring the ratings.

Speaker 4

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2

Then I didn't really understand this part.

Then we get back into Gertie and Julia, and as they're having this conversation, this is what I want to ask Gerty about.

Gerty goes, it's not like I put a dick pic on the screen.

Is she referring to Housewives of Atlanta?

Speaker 3

I don't know.

I don't know, but I would rather seen a dick pic.

Speaker 2

I would have rather seen a dick pic it.

I mean, I felt like both were inappropriate for where they were.

I don't know.

Speaker 3

I mean, we talked about this last week.

I'm not a big fan of like public humiliation, especially at a private event like that.

I get it it was for TV purposes, for sure, one hundred percent, But I think it could have been done at the yacht.

It could have been printed out, you know, and shared.

Speaker 2

When they were sharing a yacht.

But also I don't even think of it as a public humiliation for Julia at this point, like that was I thought it was embarrassing for Gertie.

Speaker 3

Well, here's the thing, I don't even know what those texts say, you know, why I.

Speaker 2

Do because I have them.

She's said too many.

Speaker 3

There's too many, and I just couldn't, Like, I lose interest.

I need bullet points and I need Yeah.

Speaker 2

It's too much, it's too many pages.

I can barely read.

But I mean, I'll get into this with Girdy Moore because I'm going to say everything to her face.

Speaker 3

Yeah, but didn't they you know, the girls started reading them and they're like, there's a lot of babe, babe, babe, Like I don't think these are that bad.

Speaker 2

No, I want to know the I want to know what was the most important thing that we're supposed to be gaining from these text messages, which I haven't gotten yet, which I'm hoping i'll get to the bottom of tomorrow.

Speaker 3

Well, we did have Jen Fessler on and she said, you know, she was on that boat that cruise with them, and she had a lot to say about that.

Now I don't think this has been exposed, but I want to.

Speaker 2

Get Adriana was also on that cruise.

Speaker 3

Okay, I want to give you a DM that was sent to either Twatz or something from the boat.

What Yeah, And I think that you should maybe bring that to your interview with Gerdi, I'm so bommed, I can't be there.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, please send it to me.

Send it to me from the boat, so from the boat, from the boat.

But you can see it in Alexia's face.

So I mean pretty much, this entire yacht is a ship show.

Yes, nobody's really getting along.

Kiki's has funny things to say, but all the other girls like nothing is they need to now I'm at the point where they need to start moving forward.

Speaker 3

Well, they try to.

I guess this exercise was to say something nice.

So Adriana says, Marisol has good fashion sense, okay, whatever Marisol's Adrian plays the piano.

I mean, Gerty easily.

Speaker 2

Says no, I would say that's a compliment.

Speaker 3

Though, Well, I wish I could play to me.

Speaker 2

I wish, I really do wish.

I wish I could play anything.

Speaker 3

The skin flute, keeping.

Speaker 2

A classy on the twats guys.

Speaker 3

But what about Julia not being able to say something nice about Gerty?

Speaker 2

Come on, at first she was wanting to full blown lie, and then they went back to her confessional where she was trying to lie and couldn't do it there either, But like enough is enough, Julia either come in and be like that was really like blah blah blah blah blah.

But first say something nice.

You have not one nice thing to say other than you throw nice events.

Speaker 3

And then yeah, she kind have said something.

Speaker 2

What But makes this whole entire thing bug even more than anything is that they had that stupid lunch where they had the conversation where they said they were not going to bring this up in front of the other.

Speaker 3

Girls, and they did that.

Speaker 2

No, that's never the truth ever, well they did.

Speaker 3

Gerty and Julia do agree to have a private conversation about it.

Oh, but I love how like all the girls are telling her that's not good, like you shouldn't have done that, you shouldn't have done that, And then Gerty's like, I'm not budgeting.

It's kind of like the girls at lunch on Orange County when you know, there was the headline that we read about Gretchen's you know, baby mom, the slave baby Mom or whatever.

Speaker 1

You know.

Speaker 3

I'm like, I don't think it was bad, and the girls are like, yes, it's bad.

I'm like, I don't think it was bad.

We were reading headline, that's what we do.

It was probably the first time in twelve years.

I even mentioned this girl's name, and I'm like, my feet are being held to the fire when this girl's been freaking attacking me for twelve years.

So it was like the girls are like, yes, it was bad, and she's like, no, I'm not budging.

Speaker 2

I'm not.

But I need an excation.

I need to understand why, Like, at least you, you're gonna give me a lot of information on why what you did was not bad.

I'm not getting it from GIRDI Why was this not bad?

Because you have the choice to do this whatever you want, whenever you feel like it, and if it's at your cancer of it, then that's what it is.

Speaker 3

She just said, I I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say, and I don't care.

I mean, she's standing strong on this and she's like, I'm not budging.

Speaker 2

I'm not budging.

Well, then those the girls join each other for breakfast.

Speaker 3

Adrians and Gertie did say, it's not a cancer event, but what was it?

It was for a magazine cover.

Speaker 2

Oh, just for the not magazine.

But it didn't wasn't there a bunch of stuff for cancer?

Speaker 3

Wasn't it like it was a celebration of lie about marriage, it's about wedding.

Speaker 2

It's a work event.

Speaker 3

It was a work event, and you know how everybody kept saying to her, you look like you have a wedding dress on.

At you a wedding dress on?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 3

No shit, now we know it all makes sense.

Speaker 2

Well, and she revealed the text at the after party, so it wasn't technical but on stage.

And you know everybody leaves a Housewives event right before the after party.

Yeah, I just want to stay there.

Speaker 3

They get kicked out, let's be honest.

Speaker 2

But then all the girls join each other for breakfast.

Adriana wakes up not feeling good about how she acted the day before.

Larsa, Marisol, and Alexia called Stephanie and this is when Stephanie asked for the wiler is Yeah, piss off Alexia.

Speaker 3

I mean Stephanie was clearly being playful, but I think the problem is is Alexia doesn't like her, so you can't be playful with somebody that you don't like.

Speaker 2

I feel like I need to talk to Alexia.

It's been a minute, and I kind of want to see where her head is at with everything, because I feel like the Alexia that we hung out with when we went to Janet Jackson and stuff like, I feel like she would have just brushed that off.

Speaker 3

Yeah, but I think that they keep poking each other and she keeps talking about Todd.

And it's a sensitive subject with Alexia right now because it was all kind of pretty fresh, and it just you have to know your audience, like.

Speaker 2

And you're not friends.

You can't like me and you can joke with each other back and forth because we are true friends.

I love you, I like it, and I mean, but we also have to remember Alexia had a full event dinner saying Todd.

Speaker 3

Well, it's the same like she can say Todd, but when somebody else says it, it just is different.

Speaker 2

Well, I don't want to dot on either, Okay, Well, now.

Speaker 3

That we have that, I think it was more like a off Todd.

Speaker 2

No ship sure lock yeah.

Speaker 3

So off Todd.

I don't know, Okay, I'm only speculating from what I've seen.

I'll get the juice when I see her there, I do, I do.

I might bring a microphone, Michael, you should bring one of those little mics.

I have one.

I might get some.

Speaker 2

Tams like, hold on one second, this is Tamra reporting live from the pod.

Speaker 3

Can I see I can seek the record like Katie or like Shannon does.

She likes to secretly record too.

Speaker 2

Please do it.

Just put it in your little pocket right here, but make sure it's not gonna roughle because I don't want to hear any of that.

Speaker 3

No, I'm gonna I'm gonna bring my little microphone and I'm gonna say, listen, I need details.

I need to know.

Speaker 2

We need is ten minutes.

Speaker 3

Yes, I'll Bravo exact there.

So let's see how that works out.

Speaker 2

Saying can we just have a little baby interview.

We're not going to talk about anything in the future, just what's already happened.

Speaker 3

You just write me outline and I'll go ahead.

Matt, get on it.

The questions I need to ask.

Let's go.

Speaker 2

Let's do this all right, Thanks guys for tuning in to another episode of to Teeste and a Pod.

We're so happy to be back together and hopefully we've got a lot more to come.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I can't wait to listen to Orange Kenny recap.

I haven't been listening.

I'm always I'm always afraid.

I'm always afraid you're Oh, you're biased this one huh.

And I don't want to get mad at you if you're not well.

Speaker 2

I'm proud of you, dam and thank you girl.

I'll talk to you next week.

Speaker 3

Okay Bye,

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