Episode Transcript
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tama Judge.
Hey, Tam, hey, ted.
Speaker 3Two podcasts in a row together.
This is warms my heart.
Speaker 2I know, look at us go and that you got out of town this weekend.
Speaker 3I am leaving tomorrow morning to go to Boston for a Bravo day at Finley Park.
It's on Friday, and then I'm home.
I'm home quickly on Saturday.
Speaker 2I just who else is going to this?
Speaker 3Marisol is going, Alexia is going.
I know that Tom Schwartz is going.
And that's all that I know.
I don't know if that's it or if there's more.
Speaker 2Well that's a good lineup.
I love it.
Speaker 3Yeah, So we're going to do a meet and great with the fans.
Their stickets still available, I believe, and I get home.
I mean, I leave the next morning at eight o'clock and then I have press all day on Monday and green screen on Tuesday.
It's just never ending.
Speaker 2You are a machine.
Speaker 3And then a colonoscopy oh too.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I love a colonoscopy.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah, no.
Speaker 2No, well everybody get your colonoscopies.
Yes, yes, yes from the twats.
Speaker 3Yeah, do a skin check and a colonoscopy.
Speaker 2Here we go.
Did you just go like this I did?
Speaker 3Does that mean something skin check?
I think that I just meant like numbers.
I didn't mean like shoot them up.
Speaker 2I was like I thought you meant like this is what the thing that goes in.
Speaker 3Oh, in your buhole.
Yeah, I'm just not prepared.
I just don't want to do the prep.
It hits me different than most people because you know.
Speaker 2I say, I don't want to do the butthole prep.
Speaker 3I don't want to to the prap.
It hits me different because it means like I it's it's so much worse because I already have like a shitting problem.
So it's like.
Speaker 2It's a favorite discussion.
Speaker 3I'm gonna have to buy diapers, let's just put it that way.
No, oh, I won't be able to like, it'll.
Speaker 2Be really bad diaper tam.
Are we going to do a pod while you're diapered up?
No?
Speaker 3Like I can't even leave the bathroom for like twenty four hours.
Speaker 2So it's good.
Speaker 3It's so horrible.
A burning asshole.
Speaker 2I love a burning asshole.
Well, let's talk about some assholes there, because we got a recap.
Real Housewives Miami Season seven, episode eight.
Speaker 3This is a good one.
Speaker 2I thought, I thought it was pretty good.
I thought I liked the yachts.
Speaker 3I like the doling yachts.
I don't think I never had that.
You didn't like that?
Speaker 2Now?
Speaker 3Do they not make a yacht big enough for all of them?
Speaker 1No?
Speaker 2Well, I think or some of the I think some of them are refusing to film with each other.
Oh no, stop that, yes, which I think is so annoysing.
Plus I don't like people coming in and out.
Imagine they maybe could have worked through some stuff if they were all staying together, but they could all just escape to their other yacht.
Yeah, but either way.
We'll get through the yachts in a minute.
But it starts out with Julia and Martina talking by the water.
Julia is upset at how Gertie acted at the event.
She thought they had made progress, but obviously they had not.
I'm meeting I'm actually interviewing Gerdi this week.
Later in the week, what you're gone?
Yeah?
Speaker 3And tomorrow right?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3Yeah, I wish I could be there.
I was actually just dming with Gerty because she's calling out somebody, the bots, the bots that are attacking her, and I don't know who bought them or even how that works.
But I can relate because last year I was attacked by bots and I know it was from a cast member.
Speaker 2I know what I want to hear less about then.
I mean, the only thing I want to talk about less than this situation with Gertie and Julia is bot.
Speaker 3But it's like it's a disgusting thing, like somebody will actually waste their money to try to like publicly humiliate somebody.
Speaker 2I don't imagine it's that expensive to get at.
I mean, I don't know I have a bought a bot.
I don't know where I want.
Where do you go?
I don't know.
I saw botsar us?
But did you see this?
This is pretty crazy.
You can now do an AI of yourself for paid posts.
Speaker 3Sign me up.
Speaker 2So all you do is you take a picture of yourself and then you read your paid posts, and then it moves your mouth and becomes you.
Soon there's gonna be no need for us.
Speaker 3You're right, You're absolutely right.
Speaker 2Oh everybody's saying I'm not doing it.
I know I'm not doing it, but how incredible is that.
I'm gonna if I could have a bot that could just text everybody back for me.
Speaker 3Can I ask you a question?
Why is it?
It's everybody I know that does sponsor posts when they have to do them, and they know they have to do them, it's like, oh, it's I don't want to do it.
Like shit, I gotta do a sponsored post, and you do it.
It's over in five minutes.
You're like, that was no big deal.
Speaker 2Because we said we like, rack them all up, they're all our favorite things.
But we wait and we do them all on one day, and so then it feels very I mean really our jobs.
We have to talk about off housewives for a living, and we get to talk about products we like.
I can't even with.
Speaker 3Us, I know, I mean, geez, what a hard life we live.
And then then when it's all gone, we're gonna be like Teddy you remember those days.
Remember those days, those days, and we had a lot of money because promoted products.
Speaker 2We had this great podcast, and then we're gonna be just like kicking rocks.
Speaker 3I never ever think like, oh, I have to do a podcast.
I know That's one thing I never like.
Dread.
Speaker 2I don't.
I don't tried doing the podcast.
I just dread that how I'm gonna sound, because some days I feel like my voice has gotten better again.
Speaker 3You seem one hundred percent back.
Speaker 2I feel I'm not one hundred percent back.
Speaker 3I know you're not, like yeah, I know that, but you sound it look it look like you have energy.
I love it.
Speaker 2It must have been that chocolate croissant that I made Matt bring me in.
I ate right in three seconds before.
I haven't eaten.
Speaker 3Today's shut up.
So back to the show.
What did you think about Julia is upset that Adriana didn't follow her out after that whole public humiliation.
Do you feel like she should have?
Speaker 2I feel like those two don't like each other.
Speaker 3Deep down inside.
I feel like the entire cast doesn't like Adriana.
Speaker 2I feel like we've got a lot to talk about when it comes to Adriana.
But first, can we talk about how Larsa meets Stephanie at our house?
But it is being redone.
Speaker 3I have to ask you a question first, what did you know that sneakers are not caught tell Chic unless there's chanel.
Speaker 2I can't even imagine being at like wherever they were, like Royal Box, the Royal le Box.
She like, oh no, no, these are Chanel.
Speaker 3Yeah that so were these.
Speaker 2Can I wear my slippers?
Speaker 3I'm like, can I wear my Nikes?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 4No?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 3How about my aloe there's memory Folm in it.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 3I would just have to go outside and put CC's on my alo tennis shoes.
Speaker 2I can't even But I felt like there's just so many low blows here when it comes to like outfits attire, I I just all of it.
See much for me?
Knees please neez nees.
Well, that entire scene between Julia and Martina, I felt just like, ugh, I don't know.
Speaker 3I love seeing Martina more active in the show, and.
Speaker 2Those the most inappropriate things, That's what I love.
Yeah, I don't know.
She seems kind of like a Debbie Downer, you.
Speaker 3Think so, I think like in the past, like it's never been her thing, but I feel like she's kind of warming up to it.
Speaker 2Well maybe she should unwarm, maybe she should defrost.
Speaker 3Oh man.
Speaker 2Well, then Larson meets Stephanie at her house that is being redone, and then Stephanie only wanted to live in her husband's house.
If she got treemodel it completely.
Her closet is over a thousand square feet, she will have a whole wall of burkins.
Speaker 3I have a feeling that Stephanie's getting on your last nerve.
Speaker 4I have a.
Speaker 2Feeling that Stephanie could rent that closet as a studio apartment and the valley for two thousand a.
Speaker 3Month, maybe even more.
Speaker 2Yeah, Stephanie, I don't I want to just see how much money you have and then casually add it in.
But you don't have to be so raggy, raggy braggy.
Speaker 3How about just show us your bank statements.
That will just and we don't have to talk about everything you.
Speaker 2Have, Stephanie, how about just send us some money.
Send us money, Stephanie, you're that rich, send us some money.
Speaker 3She probably will.
Speaker 2I could see it, like remember what's her name?
From Salt Lake City?
She sent us that like passport that was really expensive.
Speaker 3She sent you, not me.
Speaker 2Oh she did.
Speaker 3Bron one.
Speaker 2She didn't send you one.
No, you don't have a thousand dollars passport case.
No, I don't do from bron I don't.
And I'm going to talk about it because I myself.
Speaker 3You go, girl, you go?
Speaker 2You know one day?
Maybe?
Speaker 3Do you think producers are pushing her to talk about everything she has?
Speaker 2Even if producers aren't pushing her to talk about everything she has, I think she would want to.
I think she's trying to jut like she wants to make sure that everybody's like.
Speaker 3Wow, how long has she been married?
Speaker 2Pretty long time?
I mean, she hasn't been with Nicole's X for.
Speaker 3Twenty years, but I'm sure she had boyfriends between that.
But if this house is just now being renovated, did they recently get married or they.
Speaker 2Know, but they had to wait for the divorce to be final and married, like I guess.
Speaker 3They put maybe they rented the house out.
No, I think they've been married for a while because I remember her saying like she was really young.
I think she's forty.
I felt like she said she met him like in her twenties.
Speaker 2So you may have met him in her twenties.
But we have no idea how long that divorce went on.
Speaker 3Yeah, how well, I just needed how long they've been together?
Speaker 2That's it, married in twenty nineteen.
Oh, okay, though it's not been that nex years.
Yeah, So but that house is ginormous.
Speaker 3I know, didn't she tell us?
Speaker 2Yeah, she told us a lot of times.
She told us how big it was, and then she couldn't even look at the pool in its original spot.
I'm like, I still share a house with.
Speaker 3Maybe if you moved the pool to where the tennis court is at your house or pick a ball court, then no one I.
Speaker 2Know it's the same place.
Ever knows place.
Speaker 3No nobody would know.
Speaker 2But then Lars and Keiki decide they're going to plan a yacht day, but with everything that happened, they decide to get another boat.
They split up the girls on two boats.
First it's Larsa, Alexei and Marisol, Julia and Stephanie.
And then boat too is Kiki, Lisa, Adrianna and Gertie.
Gerty's coming late.
Speaker 3I mean, poor Adrian.
Nobody wants her on their boat.
They're like, hey, will you take a note?
Hey can you Snoope.
Speaker 2Listen, I want to be on Adriana's boat sometimes because she is such a hot mess express and so funny.
Speaker 3She is funny.
Speaker 2But it was too much.
It was it was too much.
Speaker 3It was too much.
Speaker 2But I think there needs to be like Adriana needs to take it down a notch and then Marisol, you're fun and easy going quip being so stiff.
Speaker 3Well, I mean as women of a certain age, you.
Speaker 2Know, I can't handle a squirt off we're going on a boat.
Speaker 3Oh, I don't care about that.
But I'm talking about the saggy knees and the wrinkly knees and all that kind of stuff, bony knees.
Speaker 2Like if you made fun of my wrinkly knees, I wouldn't get upset.
Speaker 3Really, you don't have you don't have wrinkley knees.
Speaker 2I actually do my whole knee hangs over my other kneecap.
No it doesn't, Yes it does, they're all sagged out, Yes it does.
I was before, you know, I was just thinking the other day, like, I wonder when I can get elective surgery again so I can get my kneecaps lifted.
Speaker 3Can you do that?
Speaker 2Do your kneecaps hanging load?
They?
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3I am me and Heather talk about are saggy knees?
Like, you know, you get a certain age and you're not there yet, but there's really nothing you can do about it.
You can buy all the creams too.
For saggy skin.
You can work out, and there's really not a whole lot you can do about it, and it's you get like in your fifties and it's hard to embrace it, really is.
Speaker 2I just don't really understand why she would.
She really didn't seem to care about the saggyneese comments.
She cared about the water getting I did care.
I talked to her, Oh she cared.
Yeah, hurt her feelings.
Oh it did.
Yeah, Well that wasn't very nice of Adriana to do that.
Yeah, I mean, you would never say something about somebody's appearance.
Speaker 3If you can, can I clarify that for you?
Speaker 2Sure?
Speaker 3Okay, So what I was trying to say, it wasn't about Wade, It wasn't about It was about transforming yourself.
It was about trying to get on the show.
And I didn't want to break the fourth wall, which nowadays I should have.
And I felt like she was.
She was transforming herself to get on the show, like started hanging out at my gym and wanted to do a fitness competition like me and trying out for the show, and every you know, each month, it was a different appearance, like something new was being recreated on the face, and I felt like it was like being really extra to try to, you know, get my life.
Speaker 2But Stephanie of course comes on to tell us that her husband's going to take her away for a night trip to Canada.
Canada.
They call Marisol and they ask her where she wants to be.
She doesn't want to be with Adriana.
So now I realize that I'm going to hate this yacht day.
I'll split up.
Speaker 3But well, it's of course there's people on the cast that you don't necessarily want to be with.
But that's part of being on a cast and part of being on an ensemble show, right.
Speaker 2Yeah, And also I don't want to see three people hanging out then go to lunch.
Yeah, And I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
I thought it was weird.
But then Alexia and her son Peter talk about their emotions about Frankie being in the hospital with diverticulitis.
Speaker 3I have that, you do, Yeah, that's why I was sick, what was it three weeks ago?
And I had to go to antibiotics and do all that stuff.
Yeah, I have it.
In fact, that's why I'm going to have.
Speaker 2A can I see your medical records, because this is the last thing we need is Tamra claim she has diver tic alitis.
Speaker 3I know, right, Oh my god, do you know where I actually got diagnosed from it?
Because I've had intestinal issues forever.
And it's like, does she have colitis?
Does she have this?
Does she have this?
Does she have I've been tested for everything.
My pronuvo scan saw that all there, yep.
Speaker 2So do you have to take a medication for it?
Speaker 4No?
Speaker 2Or noes?
Speaker 3So there's two things, So so how I I'm probably gonna watch this, But there's diverticulitis and divert you could which is like pockets in your I want to say colon.
They're like little pockets and if something gets stuck in there or it gets inflamed, and that's when you start having pain on the left side of your stomach.
And then he was throwing up.
I was super nauseous.
But then I got like the shits so bad that it was like uncontrollable.
It was horrible for like a week, and then I had.
Speaker 2To go in the doctor and they is it something that you have forever?
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, it's something that you have.
Like they're like these little pockets that are in your colon and they get inflamed, infected, things like that.
I might be watching this, but that's what I was saying.
Speaker 2That's the We're not doctors, guys.
We're trying to doing the best that we can.
But you know, they start to get emotional, and I just I don't know.
I love Frank you so much when you see.
Speaker 3I know, and I'm rooting for Peter too.
I see a lot of my son Ryan and Peter.
A lot happened to them when they were younger, and Peter had bad I think it was it last year, the bad season where some stuff came out, and I'm hoping that he's on the up and up and the show's good for him this season.
Speaker 2Yeah, me too.
Then Gertie and our girl Nicole meet for lunch.
Loved it, loved it.
Nicole, she's excited to meet Stephanie and then they face timed her.
Speaker 3I was shocked.
I mean, it's good because I didn't know what kind of relationship because there's a lot of thoughts out there that she didn't come back because Stephanie was coming on and I thought that they were.
Speaker 2Like there was like this was a closer time frame.
I didn't realize this was like twenty years and blah blah blah.
But they handled it well, those two.
Speaker 3Did you see in the press that Nicole sold her house for forty million?
Yeah, the one that she bought last year that was gonna she was gonna redo and move into it.
Will They have sold that house and I think it's to somebody famous, I can't remember who.
Stephanie had no problem taking the FaceTime call and being very cordial, but she did kind of just yeah, my private jet is kind of big girl.
Speaker 2Oh, Robbie Williams bought Nicole Nicole s.
Speaker 3Yeah, Robbi Williams, that's it.
Speaker 2But I had never seen them chease a housewife coming back, like not fully breaking the fourth wall, but breaking the fourth wall the way.
Will you be back?
Speaker 3Will you come back to this group?
Speaker 2And she's like, I've never seen a cheese like that.
Speaker 3I know, But these two started gossiping so fast about everybody, like like they got in like a whole episode of gossiping and like three minutes.
Speaker 2Because the friends.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2I liked it.
Speaker 3I loved it.
I loved it.
Speaker 2Cole look's great, Nicole look's beautiful.
And I do miss her.
I do think we Miami has so many girls on the show.
I feel like it would be effortless just to add her back in.
Yeah, and not even get rid of anybody if they didn't want to.
Speaker 3I agree.
Speaker 2Then all the girls arrive at the yachts.
They're yachts because there's multiple Lisa brings her friend to Ebanie.
Alexia admits that she would probably rather not be on a boat with Stephanie.
Speaker 3They don't like each other.
Speaker 2And then uh, Keiki tells Adriana that Marrisol didn't want her to be on the boat with her.
Keiki wasted no time to let her know that no, she didn't.
Speaker 3She and Stephanie going, does this boat not have a stabilizer?
Speaker 2Please?
Don't even know what a stabilizer?
Speaker 3I go, that is a rich girl question or statements.
Speaker 2I can't.
I want to like her, but like, don't you don't even even saying the word stabilizer is showing us like I am so rich that this is a word in my vernacular that I oftentimes look.
Speaker 3At you vernacular.
Speaker 5Well, well, my note wasn't even in your notes.
It's your word I remembered, look at you.
Speaker 3You're back, Well.
Speaker 2You know, my vernacular is really large.
Speaker 3Your vernacular is doing really good.
Speaker 5Now my vernacular might be back on the fritz by next week.
Speaker 3Oh well, is that immune therapy next week?
Because's what you're saying.
Speaker 4So shit.
Speaker 2Then the boats pull next to each other and Adriana starts yelling at Marisol.
This is what I didn't like.
I didn't like the knees thing, but I also didn't like she was.
I couldn't hear what anybody was saying because she was yelling so much.
Speaker 3Oh, she was like yelling at her to get plastic surgery on her wrinkley knees.
And I'm like, oh shit, there's surgery for that.
Why haven't I had it yet?
Speaker 2Yeah?
But it's it was too How was she that drunk that quick?
Speaker 3She probably was drinking for quite a while, but she, you know, she did in her confessional and even after this scene, she she kind of held herself.
Speaker 2To what she was.
Like, Listen, I was a mess.
I'm embarrassed for yesterday, which is good.
I'm glad she said that.
Account of holiday she was.
I thought she was going to just brush over that the next day and kind of just be like this is you know, I did what I did, but she was likest and.
Speaker 3I love Adriana being Adriana.
The first half of the the first I don't know, five episodes, she was very quiet and I'm like, what's going on?
I know she worried about it.
Yeah, like what is going on?
And now she's she's being her asshole self and that's what we need.
We need assholes on the show, like me, like me, like cameras, we need tamorisms.
Speaker 2But then Juliana Adriana talk about their friendship.
Julia feels like Adriana should have had her back more.
Adriana feels like now that Julia has Alexia and Marisol, Julia doesn't need her.
Speaker 3Kind of sounds like it seems like it.
Speaker 2Well, it kind of seems like the Nicole and Gerty were kind of right about Julia a little bit, like she just wants to be with the cool girls.
Speaker 3Yeah, she switched teams.
Speaker 2Well, I wouldn't even say that she did that.
I think she's just gonna go with wherever she feels like she's going to get the most attention.
Yeah.
I feel like with Adriana, she feels like, I don't know, I feel like she kind of did her wrong.
Speaker 3Who was Adriana accusing of having fake burkins and diamonds?
Speaker 2I don't know, me, I don't know she was accusing Marisol.
Speaker 3That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure.
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna be with Marisol this this weekend, so I'm gonna have to ask her.
I'm gonna have to see her burken bag up, not that I would even know.
Speaker 2Can you ask the ball to let go for hate boner towards Adriana for a little bit, even though we're annoyed.
Speaker 3Okay, I'll ask her, but I want you to use those words hate boner.
Okay, this is from Teddy Lose your hate boner.
I love that Lisa saying ol hall A is poison as she's drinking in her confession I know, and then she goes.
Speaker 2This is the last time.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know, let's talk about Lars's butt.
Speaker 2What about it?
They all wanted to make sure that they were clear that it's real.
Speaker 3I mean, well, I don't even care if it's real or I don't.
Speaker 2Care, but this season is the first season that they've done that.
Speaker 3Well there, I can speak firsthand because we were we changed together at Traders.
She doesn't have one dimple, wrinkle or cellulate on her body at all, not even a saggy skin.
Speaker 2I know.
I heard them say that on the show.
Speaker 3Yeah, she's Marcas like Lars's butt is perfection.
I like saying it's so fluffy and zero cellulate.
Speaker 2Well, I like seeing them have fun.
I like seeing like it shows like it made me really like larsa that she got on the because some housewives won't do any of that stuff, I know, And you could see that some of them didn't because there was a complete other jet ski that was not used.
Speaker 3They don't want to get wet, they don't get their hair wet.
They don't want to look bad.
Speaker 2I wanted to was there glamor on that boat.
Speaker 3I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't see, I don't know.
Speaker 3I know that Adriana got up and I don't think she brushed her teeth.
She didn't look in the mirror.
She just went, oh shit, I was an asshole last night.
Put a hat on and sunglasses and I don't even know if she put a hat on, sunglass on.
Speaker 2Let's go, let's go do this another question.
I know I'm going back, But when Alexia and Stephanie were talking and they said the rottwiler chihuahua comment.
Did you have foreshadowing that this was going to turn into drama later?
Speaker 3Well, I mean it's it's difficult because she said it to her, like they talked about it face to face.
And then when I was Stephanie there, Well, Stephanie, when she brought it up on the phone, at first I thought that she didn't know that Alexia was there, and she was.
Speaker 2Like, it didn't seem like she did.
Speaker 3It didn't seem like she knew.
And then when Alexia was like, you know, not having it, She's like, oh shit, I didn't know she was sitting right there.
But didn't Alexia call herself or Rottweiler.
Speaker 2Yeah, she said, you're a chihuahua and I'm a Rottweiler.
So I don't think it's something to get that very cute dogs, I know.
Speaker 3I don't think it's something to get annoyed at.
I think Alexia just doesn't like her period.
Well, I don't think everything she says is going to piss her off.
Speaker 2But I do think Nicole.
I mean, here's the thing.
Nicole is the voice of reason, which is why I want her back, but Nicole made it very clear.
She's like, it's two alphas, so one of them is going to have to back down, and I now neither of them are.
Then Lisa.
Then they get ready for dinner.
Then Lisa says they should do an ex.
Speaker 3Oh, I don't want to play a game.
I don't want to play game.
I don't want to do exercise.
All I can think is Lisa's going to pull a Heather Gay and have everyone read mean text messages about each other.
Speaker 2Well, it was pretty much that, because they had to say nice things about each other, which they didn't really think.
I mean, the nice things.
I wouldn't I didn't.
I wouldn't even have said thank you for one of those compliments.
Speaker 3I don't want to see any more game.
Speaker 2If you can't figure out shit to talk about, that's on you.
Yeah, But if you have to play a game in order to get people to not just sit there and drink their drinks that are watered down, you got a problem.
But Adriana had a problem because she couldn't open that bottle of wine.
Speaker 3I know, and it's like she's like the last one that should have another glass of wine.
Speaker 2But you know what those are the ones that want it the most.
Speaker 3And those are the ones that bring the ratings.
Speaker 4Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2Then I didn't really understand this part.
Then we get back into Gertie and Julia, and as they're having this conversation, this is what I want to ask Gerty about.
Gerty goes, it's not like I put a dick pic on the screen.
Is she referring to Housewives of Atlanta?
Speaker 3I don't know.
I don't know, but I would rather seen a dick pic.
Speaker 2I would have rather seen a dick pic it.
I mean, I felt like both were inappropriate for where they were.
I don't know.
Speaker 3I mean, we talked about this last week.
I'm not a big fan of like public humiliation, especially at a private event like that.
I get it it was for TV purposes, for sure, one hundred percent, But I think it could have been done at the yacht.
It could have been printed out, you know, and shared.
Speaker 2When they were sharing a yacht.
But also I don't even think of it as a public humiliation for Julia at this point, like that was I thought it was embarrassing for Gertie.
Speaker 3Well, here's the thing, I don't even know what those texts say, you know, why I.
Speaker 2Do because I have them.
She's said too many.
Speaker 3There's too many, and I just couldn't, Like, I lose interest.
I need bullet points and I need Yeah.
Speaker 2It's too much, it's too many pages.
I can barely read.
But I mean, I'll get into this with Girdy Moore because I'm going to say everything to her face.
Speaker 3Yeah, but didn't they you know, the girls started reading them and they're like, there's a lot of babe, babe, babe, Like I don't think these are that bad.
Speaker 2No, I want to know the I want to know what was the most important thing that we're supposed to be gaining from these text messages, which I haven't gotten yet, which I'm hoping i'll get to the bottom of tomorrow.
Speaker 3Well, we did have Jen Fessler on and she said, you know, she was on that boat that cruise with them, and she had a lot to say about that.
Now I don't think this has been exposed, but I want to.
Speaker 2Get Adriana was also on that cruise.
Speaker 3Okay, I want to give you a DM that was sent to either Twatz or something from the boat.
What Yeah, And I think that you should maybe bring that to your interview with Gerdi, I'm so bommed, I can't be there.
Speaker 2Oh my god, please send it to me.
Send it to me from the boat, so from the boat, from the boat.
But you can see it in Alexia's face.
So I mean pretty much, this entire yacht is a ship show.
Yes, nobody's really getting along.
Kiki's has funny things to say, but all the other girls like nothing is they need to now I'm at the point where they need to start moving forward.
Speaker 3Well, they try to.
I guess this exercise was to say something nice.
So Adriana says, Marisol has good fashion sense, okay, whatever Marisol's Adrian plays the piano.
I mean, Gerty easily.
Speaker 2Says no, I would say that's a compliment.
Speaker 3Though, Well, I wish I could play to me.
Speaker 2I wish, I really do wish.
I wish I could play anything.
Speaker 3The skin flute, keeping.
Speaker 2A classy on the twats guys.
Speaker 3But what about Julia not being able to say something nice about Gerty?
Speaker 2Come on, at first she was wanting to full blown lie, and then they went back to her confessional where she was trying to lie and couldn't do it there either, But like enough is enough, Julia either come in and be like that was really like blah blah blah blah blah.
But first say something nice.
You have not one nice thing to say other than you throw nice events.
Speaker 3And then yeah, she kind have said something.
Speaker 2What But makes this whole entire thing bug even more than anything is that they had that stupid lunch where they had the conversation where they said they were not going to bring this up in front of the other.
Speaker 3Girls, and they did that.
Speaker 2No, that's never the truth ever, well they did.
Speaker 3Gerty and Julia do agree to have a private conversation about it.
Oh, but I love how like all the girls are telling her that's not good, like you shouldn't have done that, you shouldn't have done that, And then Gerty's like, I'm not budgeting.
It's kind of like the girls at lunch on Orange County when you know, there was the headline that we read about Gretchen's you know, baby mom, the slave baby Mom or whatever.
Speaker 1You know.
Speaker 3I'm like, I don't think it was bad, and the girls are like, yes, it's bad.
I'm like, I don't think it was bad.
We were reading headline, that's what we do.
It was probably the first time in twelve years.
I even mentioned this girl's name, and I'm like, my feet are being held to the fire when this girl's been freaking attacking me for twelve years.
So it was like the girls are like, yes, it was bad, and she's like, no, I'm not budging.
Speaker 2I'm not.
But I need an excation.
I need to understand why, Like, at least you, you're gonna give me a lot of information on why what you did was not bad.
I'm not getting it from GIRDI Why was this not bad?
Because you have the choice to do this whatever you want, whenever you feel like it, and if it's at your cancer of it, then that's what it is.
Speaker 3She just said, I I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say, and I don't care.
I mean, she's standing strong on this and she's like, I'm not budging.
Speaker 2I'm not budging.
Well, then those the girls join each other for breakfast.
Speaker 3Adrians and Gertie did say, it's not a cancer event, but what was it?
It was for a magazine cover.
Speaker 2Oh, just for the not magazine.
But it didn't wasn't there a bunch of stuff for cancer?
Speaker 3Wasn't it like it was a celebration of lie about marriage, it's about wedding.
Speaker 2It's a work event.
Speaker 3It was a work event, and you know how everybody kept saying to her, you look like you have a wedding dress on.
At you a wedding dress on?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3No shit, now we know it all makes sense.
Speaker 2Well, and she revealed the text at the after party, so it wasn't technical but on stage.
And you know everybody leaves a Housewives event right before the after party.
Yeah, I just want to stay there.
Speaker 3They get kicked out, let's be honest.
Speaker 2But then all the girls join each other for breakfast.
Adriana wakes up not feeling good about how she acted the day before.
Larsa, Marisol, and Alexia called Stephanie and this is when Stephanie asked for the wiler is Yeah, piss off Alexia.
Speaker 3I mean Stephanie was clearly being playful, but I think the problem is is Alexia doesn't like her, so you can't be playful with somebody that you don't like.
Speaker 2I feel like I need to talk to Alexia.
It's been a minute, and I kind of want to see where her head is at with everything, because I feel like the Alexia that we hung out with when we went to Janet Jackson and stuff like, I feel like she would have just brushed that off.
Speaker 3Yeah, but I think that they keep poking each other and she keeps talking about Todd.
And it's a sensitive subject with Alexia right now because it was all kind of pretty fresh, and it just you have to know your audience, like.
Speaker 2And you're not friends.
You can't like me and you can joke with each other back and forth because we are true friends.
I love you, I like it, and I mean, but we also have to remember Alexia had a full event dinner saying Todd.
Speaker 3Well, it's the same like she can say Todd, but when somebody else says it, it just is different.
Speaker 2Well, I don't want to dot on either, Okay, Well, now.
Speaker 3That we have that, I think it was more like a off Todd.
Speaker 2No ship sure lock yeah.
Speaker 3So off Todd.
I don't know, Okay, I'm only speculating from what I've seen.
I'll get the juice when I see her there, I do, I do.
I might bring a microphone, Michael, you should bring one of those little mics.
I have one.
I might get some.
Speaker 2Tams like, hold on one second, this is Tamra reporting live from the pod.
Speaker 3Can I see I can seek the record like Katie or like Shannon does.
She likes to secretly record too.
Speaker 2Please do it.
Just put it in your little pocket right here, but make sure it's not gonna roughle because I don't want to hear any of that.
Speaker 3No, I'm gonna I'm gonna bring my little microphone and I'm gonna say, listen, I need details.
I need to know.
Speaker 2We need is ten minutes.
Speaker 3Yes, I'll Bravo exact there.
So let's see how that works out.
Speaker 2Saying can we just have a little baby interview.
We're not going to talk about anything in the future, just what's already happened.
Speaker 3You just write me outline and I'll go ahead.
Matt, get on it.
The questions I need to ask.
Let's go.
Speaker 2Let's do this all right, Thanks guys for tuning in to another episode of to Teeste and a Pod.
We're so happy to be back together and hopefully we've got a lot more to come.
Speaker 3Yeah, I can't wait to listen to Orange Kenny recap.
I haven't been listening.
I'm always I'm always afraid.
I'm always afraid you're Oh, you're biased this one huh.
And I don't want to get mad at you if you're not well.
Speaker 2I'm proud of you, dam and thank you girl.
I'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 3Okay Bye,