To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.

Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas and a Pod with myself and Delores.

Hey, hey, hey, we had an agreement today.

You sucked it up.

I did.

I fucked it up so bad.

I should instacart it.

But you can't because there's no level, like, there's no gener for it.

I leaned into it.

I almost put my Santah outfit on from when me and Vicky did the TMZ bus.

Yes, that's that's a try hard.

So I am well done.

I look at I decorated.

I even got the Santa Missus Claus boots on.

I made it nice.

You made it.

I made it nice, and you are in black.

You're like the opposite of Christmas.

Well, it's because I have the flu.

I woke up lagging ship and I don't have time.

Hold on on, I don't have to fix this.

Okay, okay, is this better?

Bitch?

That's better at least you.

Oh my horn, my horns, My horns are falling.

Off the horse the first time.

Oh God, because I got this little pee head.

You know, I yelled up Paul for buying this and I was it was on the pile to go to the shelter.

He bought it for you, and you don't like it?

What is it?

No?

He just body.

He buys things like he's he's shops.

He's an impulse buyer.

Yes, and this is so cute.

Now I'm excited.

Ah see, now you look a little bit more festive.

Yes, I do, and I'm good.

I even feel better.

You know what, whoever is in festive?

I was watching Scrooge last night, and you know, he got festive in the end, and I'm feeling very festive right now.

Okay, lean into it.

I love it.

So how's everything going?

You're done Christmas shopping?

Why do I think you're gonna say?

No?

No, I haven't wrapped one gift.

I don't know.

Because when you're sick, right and you only have a certain amount of hours in the day, you have to wake up very early.

And I haven't been able to get out of bed for like the last two days.

So it got me good.

Oh that sucks.

Well, I got up with a new mindset.

I've been not consistent at the gym.

I've been since the show has been over.

I've been eating more.

I mean, I'm going to the gym, but not like I normally do.

I'm eating more than I normally do, and my stomach's been upset.

And I thought, I don't like you, I know, like you stop that.

So I got up early.

I didn't have time to go to the actual gym, but I have a treadmill here, so I did that.

Then I did abs, and I did arms and yeah, then jumped from the shower and got ready and I had a protein shake for breakfast.

It's all in your head.

Just change that mindset.

We went to the stand the other day.

It's a little takeout restaurant and we there's a million people in the parking lot.

There's a TJ Max in the parking lot or something, and so he's like, what is everybody doing?

Why is everybody out?

There's no park?

I go it's at hollowdays.

It's the holidays.

Like you have it so easy.

You don't do anything.

You just show up.

Men get like that's the thing.

Like I'll be got for a couple hours and pulse like I'm straighten up, like come back, like what's done?

Paul.

I run circles around him and then he redes something.

If I do it, which drives me nuts.

Yeah.

Now the stocking situation, we're not giant gift givers to each other.

We just usually buy whatever we want.

I mean, unless there's something fabulous I want, which doesn't happen very often.

So I think, like, the most expensive thing I got him in the in the stocking was like three hundred dollars.

It wasn't that big of a deal.

So I told him, I said, you don't have to worry about it.

He goes, this is a trick game.

He goes, the stockings are small, so that means small gifts are always more expensive.

I said, not necessarily use your imagination.

Well, why don't you tell me what you want?

Cards?

Why don't like a spot?

Right?

Why don't you tell me what you want?

I said, because you're working for it, bitch, That's what I said.

You're working for it.

Put the take the hat off, and show your horns right now.

Because this is the thing.

I'm bitter.

I do everything.

I do the shopping, I wrap the presents, I put up the Christmas tree, I make Christmas eat and dinner.

You know all that.

What does he do?

He shows up?

Okay, So I said, you know you're doing this all.

By yourself, rather do it by myself.

Well, normally we get a couple of nice gifts for each other or nothing at all, and it's I pick them out, I wrap them, and I put his name on it, from me, from you.

So I said, no, it ain't working like that, okay.

So well this year, this year, he's got to work for it.

Well, this year, I'm getting nothing, probably because he hasn't even gone shopping yet.

You don't know yet, we don't know we're gonna he'll call what Paul's getting me.

Well, it's not an engagement ring, right, Yeah, you know, I felt like I heard that if you get a gift on a birthday or a holiday, I mean, if you get an engaged on a birthday or a holiday, whether you break up or not, the person keeps it.

Because it was like, oh, yes, but there is a correction regarding the annulment.

Someone had DMed me and said you're totally wrong about the annulment.

Sorry that the stuff that I was saying about.

Oh really, And I would have never known.

But she didn't follow up with telling me with correcting.

And I even left my number, my phone number to please call me.

They did not.

I absolutely did, Oh my god, because I'd like to correct that.

However, I haven't heard from her still, so if there is a correction, I will correct it.

I don't like giving me Why.

Don't you just google it?

Why do you need to talk to her?

Well?

Because she had the answer, okay, well then she should have just text DM, bollowed it with followed through with it.

Yeah.

Today we are going to do a little special Christmas episode, and I know, I know it's going to be.

So what are your plans for Christmas?

You give me yours and I'll give you mine.

So my plans are Christmas Eve, the whole family comes over, fifty to sixty people.

I have to have gifts for everyone, and I ordered food from Frankie Foon Andicelli's dad, Frankie Foon Andicelli's his names down the street and the food is amazing, So I love that I overorder.

Just thought, can I stop you.

For a seking, just a thought?

If you have fifty people coming over and you have to big gifts for everybody, have you ever thought about just like picking names?

Well we do that for the older kids, but I still buy for everyone.

Of course you do.

That's a lot of presents.

It's a lot, and I do a grab bag.

I do a giveaway at the house the kids, everybody, women, men, They put all their their names in a hat and then huh they pick it out and they'll get like a gift.

I love that.

I might do that.

It's really cute.

You know what it is?

We get a lot of stuff, and I buy a lot of stuff, and sometimes I don't use it.

Sometimes I do.

And I mean I buy a lot of stuff from Amazon.

I'm like, I bought it.

I'm not going to use it, but I'm going to do it for a giveaway.

That's smart.

Now do you do it with everyone or just like kids or just everybody?

Ef it's their name and because then if the kids win and they're little, they give it to their mom for Christmas the next day.

What if you just put like a gift card in there, like or cat.

Do all of it not cash do I'll do it like Starbucks gift card?

Or there's one is it our multiple presents?

Multiple multiple?

Wow, that's a lucky person.

I clean it out.

No, each person like I do it.

I do it until almost everybody wins something.

Oh, so you play it multiple times.

Yes, yeah, it's really cute and everyone looks forward to it every year.

I wasn't going to do it last year and the kids came up and they're going, do do?

Are we doing the giveaway?

So the give my nickname do do?

Oh?

So this is going to be at your house.

My house that you see on camera that I used to be in before I moved to your daughter is yeah, whereat is?

Oh?

So you during Christmas there?

Yeah?

Every holidays were always there growing up, as you know, as a divorce mom.

It made the house a home.

It was a lot of work always, but having everybody over and it just carried through.

Yeah.

So for us, the kids are coming over with their significant others on Christmas Eve.

My mom's driving in Chrisristmas Eve morning, will spend the night.

I want footage of your mom.

Oh right, please, she's so funny.

I'll have her send you a little video.

Please.

That'll be my Christmas present to you.

Thank you.

So we're going to do that, so, Sophia, so funny.

So you ever heard of small Wood the picture place so small small Wood Homes or I don't know what it's exactly, but it's it's an app and you can upload one of your pictures from your camera and they put it on canvas and they frame it and they make them like almost life size or whatever size you want.

Yes, yeah, I have them.

I have them going all the way down my hall upstairs of just different family, each kid and everything, and they're huge.

They're huge.

Send me a picture, I will.

And so I thought, oh, how cute for me to have one made for Sophia and then one for Nico so they can take.

It so like a life size card.

It was this one was this one was probably about four feet let's say four feet.

Can I get it from Can I get it made by Christmas?

No?

I don't think so, not in two days, sweetie.

So but they're cute gifts, right, And so I told Sophia and she's like, no, you did not.

And I go, yeah, why, she goes, Mom, we've been dating six months.

You don't give him a life size picture of the two of us?

No, And I go, that's a long time in this dayting She.

Goes, that's a little much, mom.

So I got her one, which is what I liked it.

Well, I have it and I'm going to tell him what she said.

And then we'll see if he wants it, so we.

Will see take no for an answer, right.

And so I go, okay, whatever whatever.

I actually took it out of the box and hung it in the spare bedroom.

It looks cute.

So the kids are coming over.

I am cooking.

I'm doing Italian, I'm doing alazagna, meatballs, I'm doing some kind of dip I can't remember.

Lots of tomatoes and cheese, that's all I can remember, and garlic, bread and all that is really good.

Yeah, so I just thought something different.

We don't normally eat like that.

Oh god, well I do.

I had pizza last night.

And well, so we don't, so I'm going to do that and yeah, it should be fun.

And then Christmas Day we are hopefully driving to Big Bear.

Spencer goes to his girlfriend's house and Sophia is going to her boyfriend's house.

So we're hopefully driving a big Bear.

But there's a big storm coming in and I will not drive up the mountain road in a full Blount snort storm.

That's cool that yeah, so if not, we have to probably wait till Saturday.

We're going to go up, and then Sophia and her boyfriend want to come up on New Year's so I don't want them driving up there.

What do you like over a parent?

I'm going to drive down the mountain, pick them up, and then drive back up the mountain.

How long is the ride down the mountain to Well to get.

To the Orange County It's two hours?

Oh girl, I don't drive two hours for nobody.

And then two hours back.

So I'm trying to figure it out.

I just don't want them driving.

I've an uber.

I don't trust an uber, like if you don't drive those mountains like they've never I don't know.

Maybe I'm just being overprotective, but I'm just it just scares me.

There's so many crashes and so many people that go off the hill, and.

What kind of place are you in.

It's a one hour mountains, one hour on the freeway, one hour on the mountain, and there's the three thirty, and there's the thirty eight and the thirty eight is that I'm back away it's a little bit easier, So maybe I might have her go that way, but I don't know.

We'll figure it out, but yeah, that's what we're doing at hard.

Don't let her drive.

That's how I feel and.

I come, don't let me drive it either.

I know there is a little airport there, maybe I can just it's it's only for private planes.

It's only for the rich people.

That yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I don't know all this stuff that's going on in the world right now.

I know, don't get suppressing.

It's very sad when you think about it.

I'm like, I'm afraid to leave my house right now.

I'm still obsessed with the monks.

Okay, well, thank you.

So once we talked about the monks walking for peace, somehow someway, they just started popping up on my camera, my phone, how social media, and it's just he's popping up the episode, and of course I had to follow follow and now I'm very very into it.

Thank you for following them.

They have blisters, they're tired, and no shoes, and the one monk lost his leg.

Some idiot hit them when they started what and the monk lost his leg, A young like monk.

Like a car hit him.

Yes, Oh my gosh, that's horrible.

Oh I'm sick over it.

I thought I was hoping it was a fake story, but it's not.

That's very sad, very very sad.

But yes, if you guys though, walking for Peace I think it's called but it's really fun to watch.

And they have a dog.

So some have socks on, the all have shoes on if some have tennis shoes on.

So well, you know, although he didn't sign up for this, so can we get him a little luh?

I know, right?

Wagon?

That's a lot, he's a wagon.

So this is your first Christmas Delores as a fiance fiance?

So what do you think?

Do you think you'll be married by next Christmas?

I might be.

So here's my thing.

I'd like to get married just, you know, something small and have the party after Frankie gets married.

Yeah, or New Year's Eve.

Of next year, so that would just be a week after Christmas.

Yeah, so I have to talk to Paul about that.

He wants an engagement dinner with my family because the kids were not there when we got engaged.

Nobody was except people at the Apple store.

So I mean he wants to do something really pretty and nice.

He's into decorating and oh what a dream.

Yeah, what's your biggest gift on your wish list?

I didn't ask for nothing.

I want some things I wanted.

I thought about this, and I heard it was really hard to get.

I want the Chanel bag.

It's twenty number twenty five.

I can't remember the name of it, but it's Swayed, brown Swayed.

You're a bad girl.

I do like to spend money on purses and shoes, some clothes, but not a lot, because I you know, I feel like styles change all the time, unless it's like timeless.

But yes, I have bad collection.

I have lots of shoes, but I wanted the brown Swayed.

It was.

It's really pretty.

I'm not a traditional Chanel bag, like the little quilted black ones with the gold chain like traditional ones.

It's just not me.

I'm a little edgier.

I'm a little edgier than that.

I just got the furry wy I sell the big one.

It's not the green one that Heather got, isn it.

No, that's a Gucci and that was much nicer.

Oh, that one's Gucci.

Patthers is huge and that was so beautiful, gorgeous.

Okay, so for me, I would mind sleep.

I'd probably passed because it's so like it'll be out of style soon, don't you think, And you'll never use it again.

I don't care about style.

You don't care.

I honestly never.

I buy mostly classic pieces.

When I buy that, never really go out of style.

Okay, did have you watch any Christmas movies?

So?

I did it last night?

What did you watch?

So?

I watched Bill Murray Scrooged and I watched Home Loan too.

So let's play a little game.

Uh huh.

So starting drama at a group dinner?

Okay, so this is what naughty your nice?

So we have to say, is it naughty or nice to start drama at a group dinner?

So of course it's nice.

No, not for me, for someone else to do it, because it makes the dinner so much better.

It's naughty, but I'm here for it.

I'm all here for it.

Is naughty.

Okay.

Have you ever regifted a housewife product they gave you?

No?

No, I'm very careful with that, right, that's what you don't want to get caught doing that.

That's wrong.

And I'm like, when somebody gives me something I like, feel would feel bad to do that even if I don't want it.

And then sometimes I forget who gave it to me, And then what if I give it back to the person I do not trust my memory for that.

I always worry about that, like regifting something like I get a lot of like we get a lot of products sent to us and stuff, and I'll like give those to people.

But I always feel weird if I get it for free and I give it to someone as a gift, it just feels.

Like so cheap.

Right, My cast gives nice gifts?

Who won your cast gives the nicest gifts?

I would say Heather gives nice gifts, and Shannon's actually a pretty good gift giver.

Yeah, mar Well, see, everyone buys me nice gifts because of my birthday right after twenty eight, So Margaret Jenny and gives me nice gifts.

Teresa gives me really nice gifts.

Last year she bought me a Louis Vuitton scarf.

Oh nice, Yeah, we go big here.

It's Jersey who gives the worst gifts?

The worst gifts?

I don't know.

I wouldn't never say that anybody gives a horrible gift like I'm cast, because if somebody's giving you something like, that's nice of them to give it to you.

But yeah, I've never gotten a horrible gift.

You've never gotten a horrible gift.

I remember when I first met Frank, his mom bought me leather gloves that didn't fit.

But she was nice.

She gave gifts like she had very eccentric kind of taste, and she would give, she would give, she was so good, she would give bad gifts.

Wow, let's see walking out of a reunion to avoid more drama.

Never walk out, naughty, naughty especially, that's the ki kiss of death for you.

I mean, you better have a really damn good reason and it better be justified for walking out.

And if you do walk out, you better come back in.

Placing, playing peacemaker while secretly stirring the pot.

Oh that's fucking dirty, that's so bad, that's naughty, that's duplicitous, that's sneaky.

Yeah, And the award goes to Heather Gay.

Allowed to say anything I've done.

I don't want to have no problems with Heather Gay.

Plus I like.

Her inviting someone to an event just to confront them.

Oh that's housewife.

Yes, yes, laughing when someone else is getting yelled at.

I'm guilty.

Oh fucking I am so guilty about that.

There is nothing better.

Yep.

Let's see bringing a friend of just for backup.

I don't do that ever, but I will the backup girl.

But if they're a friend of that means around the cast, so it's not like you're bringing them for a backup.

I mean I brought Joe to a I brought Joe to a party.

She wasn't part of the cast, but she was a friend of mine.

And everybody's like, oh my god, look what she's done.

What did she do?

So stupid?

Whatever?

A lot of people, you know, it's done.

What housewife will be receiving cold this Christmas?

Ooh should I say?

Does it start tremble Wendyosepha?

I'm going to say Santa, I'm gonna go with that one as well.

Right, yeah, well that's all we have, folks.

That's a lot.

That was cute.

I want to play the naughtier nice game at least twice a year.

Okay, we can do that.

Let's do it for Valentine's Day two.

Okay, I'll do that.

Thank you guys so much for tuning in to to teas and a pop with myself and Dolores.

Happy holidays, Merry Christmas all of them, and Happy New Year two