Hello, don't say word yeah, because we have to introduce you.

Shut up, Maloper Star, you shut the.

This is our show, This is our show.

We're in our seats.

No cheap seats in this studio.

You can't tell us what to do.

We're not in the Big Brother House.

Now, okay, hang on, won't we recording?

Oh no?

The world's greatest producer.

Was a bonus ate Lainbrook.

It's the greatest particularly good word, you know, I love to say.

Scum always rises to the toss it all the time.

And you know what, nothing makes us happier than one of our beloved compatriots who's also an og.

Buck wish head.

Yes, and when a buckhead gets a buck knuckle, when a buckhead gets.

Asked to host the return of Big Brother.

M Yes, it's the call them and who is that person?

No cheap seats in this studio.

Nor around Big Brother Queen?

Where are you right now?

Well, firstly I just want to say hello Katelin and Brook, Hello, nath Valvo, Hello, world best producer to be on the podcast.

And known that you usually reserve your guests for Pete, Cody and Huesy.

So listen you do, yes, you have you been longing to be on saying that.

This is forgetting brother, this is my dream, this is my dream come true.

This is what we do on our pod.

We make dreams coming back and you'll feel better at the end of the pod than you do start Now.

We're calling you right now because you're already at the house because Big Brother starts on Sunday.

Are you at the house right now?

Yes?

In terms yes, yes.

Have you seen the whiteboard of the printed out headshots of all the housemates?

Oh?

My gosh, okay, so there's twelve of them right, And I'm really excited because I think Australia is gonna love them, all of them.

Have some people we hate me, you know how Australians are at I'm watching television.

I know, I know.

I think there'll be some that we might assume we don't like.

That's like ours.

We want to not like someone.

But then you know what we'll say.

In my munity, we say that's a grower, not a shower.

That's exact, and I'll say that to them.

And also in life, you love people that you disliked initially.

When you turn around and love them, you love them so much more because you've been on that journey.

We sound like my wedding vowels.

I love it.

That's how I feel about you and Sara.

Don't say your name?

Do you reckon?

You've picked the winner already?

Yes, seem when I used to watch bb OG, I always used to be very good with my winter predictions, very early on.

And were you right a lot of.

The time, at least top two, top three, Because, as you know, Trasina, we have spoken about this at length.

I don't know geography, I don't know math, I don't know history, doesn't know much.

I don't know much.

But big brother, but big brother Australia.

Yes, come on, all right, mel Trosina.

Yes, because you have been chosen to wear the crown.

And I'm actually, you know when, I'm forgetting some people that came in the middle because they sullied that crown.

They were like the artists formerly known as Prince Andrew only they could sweet.

But the crown has been handed directly from Gretel Colleen, the Og Queen.

I actually don't know what you're talking about, Jamel.

Was there someone in between Jack Oh?

I forgot someone else hosted it?

Maybe Sonia they hung I've just remembered.

Kyl and Jackio hosted Celebrity Big Brother whatever they ruined it?

Dylan lew was one.

But they also did another version of Big Brother and I was watching was the season where the housemates did a dance?

What do you mean they did?

That was the arc of the season, drunk.

Are you watching old episodes of So you think you can dance?

Because I remember thinking this is so amazing, and I wonder if I can get the house like orchestraight house.

Send them to the diary room and they each have to learn and then put it together.

Do you get much of saying it like?

Do you get to have.

Some aidance routine?

Yeah?

Oh?

For the for the show, not so much.

No, But I get to just watch it all on Oh yeah.

But then when they get kicked out of the house, Meldrasena, you get to do my favorite thing, which is you weighed around in their already muddied psyches and really make a mess of it and then boot them out into the outside.

I need Kate on the earpiece for when that happens.

You can send me all the questions.

Are you sending the housemates newly evicted housemates down the catwalk and dream World.

Oh yes, yes, my walk is back.

And the reason I always wanted to go on Big Brother when I was young is because I wanted to be famous without doing any thing.

Well, that was why the show was in what I wanted.

Technically, you still do that, nay selvo.

Oh Sledgie sledgickens.

This is she has come out fighting.

What research have you done?

Maltresena?

Are we watching old redle clips on YouTube?

What are we doing?

I've been doing a lot of I've been doing a lot of research, but I know a lot of this lives rent free in your mind.

I can't funny.

She is an OG fan.

He is an OG fan.

How old were you when you came to it?

How old was I was two thousand and one, so I think I was like ten or eleven?

Okay, all right, so you that's prime Big Brother hitting zone.

Yeah.

I say that My sex education came from How Old the Giraffe and Big Brother on part like that, I learned everything.

And look Meltrossena on behalf of all secreted gay men before the Internet.

Thank you Big Brother uncut ten thirty Thursdays.

I know, well it was.

It was better than SBS, which was all we had before.

And then I remember when I got my job at Novera all those years ago, Kate with your gang, Famous Johnny.

Johnny was a casanova who.

Was on Big Brother, and it was a weird first meeting because I had seen him shower months before.

You'd seen him uncut showering?

Was he uncut?

I don't remember that, I remember, mal.

Don't you answer because we don't want to Sully, you don't you do anything below the waist.

I'm good.

But you know what we are going to do because as you see, Valvo prides himself on his Big Brother knowledge, and because of course you are ascending the carpet to the throne, We're going to pit you to against each other in a game that you will want to play on Big Brother because it's to the death.

Oh my god, someone's going to die.

Someone's going to tell you.

Imagine if imagine if the twist this season is one of the.

Yes, exactly, I dare you just to pitch it to the producers on Monday, just just for ship.

So guys, when Australia vote, it's actually to the grave.

Yes, oh I love it.

Okay, all right, what we're going to do is.

I'm going to ask you a few questions.

You're going to buzz in because otherwise Valvo's obviously got a great advantage here.

What is that because you're here in the flesh.

Oh okay, she's at the Big Brother.

Hell.

I know.

But it has to travel.

These sound waves have to travel all the way up after dream World.

It's a long way.

We're an hour behind here.

I've married a Queenslander.

It's a lot longer than an hour.

It's quite a few years.

All right, are you ready, Meltresina.

I'm ready.

I'm nervous.

I'm not gonna lie because I think they's gotten.

Do you need buzzers?

Yeah, you're buzzing in, That's what I say.

You're just say, you know already taken over those days with the housemate.

It's not hard.

Oh hello, really, oh my god, she's so changed.

She got that job.

She used to be she was so nice.

Okay, Meltresina, you were buzzing with mel Valveo.

You will buzz in with either nath Nate or Valvo.

Okay, pick one?

Uh Nate?

Great?

Okay, all right?

Question one?

In season four, what was Merlin protesting Nate?

Yes, Nathan to free the refugees.

Yes he was, and there was no E on the sign.

It was free t H Refugees.

Oh was it?

Yeah?

Oh yeah, she says, yeah.

In your research, have you done a little?

Where are they now?

Do we have any updates on any of the infamous housemates?

Like do you know where meror Marie?

Where's Merlin?

I?

I actually think I do know about Merlin.

What do you mean I think he's doing.

I think he's head of sales.

But I challenging generally in the universe.

Refugee rights to head of sales.

We don't need to know more.

Just you answer that so perfectly, all right, finish this sentence.

Game on?

Yeah, go on?

Game on?

Yeah, game on?

Oh do you not remember?

I didn't think it was from Big Brother?

Do it again?

Who was my goodness?

I did not know that one that.

Was from that was from Anna.

She said that she said that in the house but doesn't remember.

And so everyone in Australia ran with it.

And when she was evicted from the house, people were holding up signs saying Mole.

Game on.

She was yelling out Mole and she had no idea.

And now she's head of sales.

All right.

In season six, Michael had a run in with Gretel Colleen.

Michael complained to Big Brother that they had edited camera angles to make it look like he kissed someone a man in the house, and he says he did not, And on eviction he had an argument with Gretel about it and they had about the editing and.

She was that with the hot farmer David.

Yes, Rot Sater, you accused.

Oh, we've got audio.

Do you want to hear it?

Mail?

Yeah?

Okay, it was great editing by big Brother.

Well why was it editing?

I've seen that shot with you, because I haven't.

I haven't seen I haven't seen the.

Whole video, so you know it was great editing.

Because as far as as far as I'm told, because I haven't been allowed to actually see the fish today, can I finish the sentence on second?

Just give me a chance, Okay, as far as I've been told, because I haven't been able to see anything, so I'm going on hearsay.

And it's a good basis.

Can I give just give me a second, let me actually finish what I'm saying.

Okay, Okay, So as far as I've been told, it's it's been edited in a manner that you don't actually do you want me to speak?

Listen mate, If you're going to tell me when I've worked on a show for six years.

Then we have edited something.

Well, if you'd let me and it has not been edited, I'd like to know who told you that.

Okay, and I will actually be able to give you a retort if you would let me actually finish the center, Okay, as.

Opposed to a discussion, we'll have a monologue.

Maltrius, have you got that in you?

I don't know what you have to find out.

I mean, I don't want you to be like that.

No, mal you have to be I don't want you to be anyone but yourself because we love you, so just be you and then everyone will love you.

But you have to get one listen mate.

Yes, yeah, listen mate.

Listen mate.

If Gretaan ever said to me listen mate, I'd crumble.

I'd crumble.

You would if you would, If she would dignify you with a listen mate, it would be the greatest honor of your life.

Okay, do you remember this is not a question.

When she went out with one of the housemates that Trissina, are you also going to do that.

I'm gonna I'm gonna not go out with anyhow.

Okay, good idea, All right, ready for another question?

Good stuff?

Season three Marty and Jess relationship, because.

But hang on, I done it, She's done it.

Now he's got ye is it?

Is it about?

The spin off show.

Became scandalous when it was revealed Marty had what outside the house girl.

Friend and his girlfriend it was Grettel.

No, but I'll tell you something, just for a bit of goss.

I was at their wedding.

Sorry what I was at Marty and Jess's wedding.

It was in the Northern Territory.

And did you know them or you?

Yeah, no, I knew them and Jess had ended up, but I don't think I knew them that well.

About that's what we called an Italian wedding.

And I was pregnant.

I was pregnant with I think our second child.

And it was very hot in the Northern Trojan.

It was one of the greatest weddings ever.

Who's from there out of the tour, neither of them.

But I think they've chosen it to not be too near family, you know.

It was like a neutral place.

Mardi and Jeff so they still together.

Buzzy mail and get a point, No they're not, Yeah, of course they're not.

He really I think it was really hard for Jeeves.

It wasn't gloating in it.

But at their wedding, which was gorgeous, he had made jerky.

I hope that's the food.

Yeah, take it home.

Every now and then comes out so hard.

And because you two have got double wog and I've got clogwalk?

What clogwalk Dutch?

I've never never heard that.

We're not as good as proper wogs.

Clogwog, Yeah, clogwog?

What's that the Dutch?

Yes, it's because we're Dutch, but we're not properly woggy enough.

But we try to slide on in.

We liked that.

We know we're not properly Australian.

Because you know, because your food's not.

Have been embraced, it's not good Dutch food.

What is Dutch?

Droop waffles?

Obsessed?

Oh yeah?

The okay?

And the fish?

What's the fish?

Oh?

The what?

The herring?

The pickled herring?

I love I love herring, oh.

So do I.

But most people can't come at it.

I know I'm obsessed with Herring.

The Russians, Herring and the Big Word.

But I do like it.

Made a Herring cake once, not a hit Herring cake.

It wasn't a cake, it wasn't sweet.

It was presented like a cake.

Last question, Okay, what are the scores?

He's winning Valvos four and you're three.

Great.

Okay, so you've got to get this, Tresina.

I'm giving you a bonus point because of his quick question about Marty and Jess.

In fact, I'm finding it hard to look at him with anything less than content.

Are they still together?

They're in a reality show.

Mate, who's still together?

That met in a reality show?

Good point?

Yeah, exactly, Okay, in there's.

A couple of masks.

But anyway, yeah, Martha and yeah, yeah, Cameron, Cam and Jewel.

Oh yeah, Cam and Jewels, the cricketer and the redhead.

But that's early days.

If you were talking, they would have been together Marty and Jess for twenty five years.

Yeah, it was a long time ago, A.

Long time ago.

Okay.

In season five, housemates Ashley and John are rejected from the show.

For which incident Nate Turkey slappin and that's turkey'slap.

John from No.

Overday.

Okay, malt, can you explain to those of us who I'm not old enough to know what is turkey slapping?

What a great question, Caitline Brook.

Listen, mate, It's one that.

Harold the Giraffe never actually explained to.

Very good Perfectld the Giraffe where he was a gentleman?

Wasn't he he was?

He was?

Jean was actually the loveliest and still is the loveliest.

One of the kindest people I've ever met and worked with.

We have Johnny adorable and you know what, he could hit me on the head with his an before we let her go.

My final question, and maybe you can tell us or we may have to wait.

What is the sentence you'll be saying when you were victor the housemates?

Yes, oh, I've got to keep a classic.

It's time?

Is it time to go?

It's time to go?

I love it?

Can you say it to me in Valvo?

Now?

Here we go, Trissina, here we go?

Okay, I can absolutely on behalf of all the buckets.

It's time to go, katelne or can they valvo.

Man to recount love it.

Day to day to day to day?

Thank you, mel oh mel Trina Way we can't wait.