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Okay, there we go.

What wow, way to be professional sah Okay, anyway, yeah, I did.

Uh you know what, We're being hacked in real time.

Guys.

We're gonna start to go fund me right now.

That was them the That's not the fact that I probably just nust the board.

It's definitely I practically homeless.

Now I'm practiced.

He's gonna go hide out in El Salvador.

I'm homeless, like Kevin Spacey said he is.

Now you saw that, Kevin space Yeah, I swear to God, Kevin space is like my home's being sold and I'm just living hotel like hotel to hotel.

Now what he's He then went to go clarify because everyone was like, Wow, Kevin Spacey's homeless, and he made another video going like, well, I mean, I'm staying a really nice hotel.

It's like he's not.

Really I know, it's not like he's staying at the Motel eight, but he's at the writs like he's fine staying at the Knight's Inn by the Baltimore Airport.

That would be a little different.

And I'm sure he's staying at the Chateau Mam.

You know a better basic at crack in Baltimore.

I'd like to hear it.

And by the way, you're not gonna make me feel bad for you.

Rich and living in a hotel is the best life.

I don't know what the fuck you're complaining about, especially if you're like like Sonny Alas has a bunch of those places that are like half hotels and half residents.

Yeah, and then you get all the amenities of the hotel, the bar and all.

That Starbucks, your room maids, of the clean ship.

It's actually not bad.

Yeah.

So uh, it's the the the the annual partning of the turkeys, okay, partnering of the turkeys.

Some Thanksgiving turkeys and this is their lucky day.

This is a lucky day for them.

But before going any further, I want to make an important announcement.

Because that we will be bombing Iran.

Let's get back to the turkeys.

Though.

You remember last year, after a thorough and very rigorous investigation by Pam Bondi and all of the people, that Department of Justice, the.

Indian guys, see.

The other Indian guy, that Rumble guy, that fella from Rumble, we love him.

That Indian girl.

Now a lot of Indians.

The White House, Counsel's office, and the Apartment of Everything.

And the Boys and Girls Club of America.

I want to thank God my wife, who was with your partnering a turkey relax thing.

We have a Department of Everything.

You know what that is?

I think that's the White House.

You have a you know yeah, you know what.

I will agree with that.

We have too many departments?

Can we get rid of them?

Into a terrible situation goes by a man named sleepy Joe Biden.

Can we stop?

He's gone now?

Can we stop?

He was gone mentally a long time ago, but now he's actually physically.

Not there, so he can't hurt you anymore.

Yeah, it's fine, don't worry about dude.

Like, look, listen, nobody made fun of bite him more than us.

We get it, but like I don't care he used last year.

Okay, but you're actually like signing some of these abhorrence.

The here's how Trump doest something that would at least I'm not saying fordeep everything, but we would score points if Trump were to come out and go bring the two turkeys out that Barton piden last year and goes these were parting with a not pen and kills them in front of everybody.

That would be so fucking fun for the kids up front journalists.

No, but this is just a bunch of kids there when there's the turkey parking pardon.

So they're there their little suits and he's just it's there.

Just break their neck right in front of everybody.

Yeah, these don't count.

It was he pardoned the turkeys with an auto.

Pen, fucking their eyeballs pop out like a fucking stress relief.

Facial duty to determine, and I have determined that last year's turkey pardons are totally invalid.

Okay, well I was kidding, but it's not funny unless you bring them out and kill them.

You gotta bring them out into the bit, bro, come on, go all in Bubba the love Sponge and slaughtered a peg on the air.

You gotta commit to the bit.

Yes he did, as I wouldn't call pro cogaan that.

But okay, what.

About every other person that was pardoned other than uh, Where's Hunter?

While I'm partnering people, I want to remind you I partnered.

Ron Blogoyevitch and Code Black and a lot of other criminals, a lot of terrible people.

Do you about the uh the Jewish guy that he had got out and then like he already did another part of the game.

Yeah, it was like this time he's going to Joe for even longer than the first time.

No Hunters was good.

That was the one part in pamp that was good, right, the rest of them all invalid.

I don't know what the hell you're gonna do about that, But that's now we're gonna take a little at this.

I think Pambon He's like, look, man, leave me the fuck alone.

I have enough people bitching em me right now.

I've been covering your ass.

I'm stressed out, and you're just up here cracking jokes.

I went out there and did this whole Epstein Binder thing thinking because I here's what I think.

I think that whole Epstein Binder thing was really a thing where I honestly believed that Pambonni did not know whatever Trump's idea was of covering it up.

So she thought, I'm gonna score a w with Trump and without telling him, release the Epstein stuff, right, and then there's nothing in it.

Then he had to go, what the fuck are you doing releasing this?

I guarantee you that's what and that's what it seems like because think about this right.

The only there's no reason.

There's no way Pam Bondi knew from the beginning because if she did, or but by not releasing or he didn't want him to be released.

Because if she did, she wouldn't have done the Binder thing in the first place, and she wouldn't have talked as much cash moneys shit.

Yeah, she talked a lot of shit about it.

She said, there's there, they're these sick people.

It's wait till the list comes out.

It's gonna be crazy.

And then a few months later, now you have fucking you, you have a cash at PayPal telling us fucking all that telling us all that, uh.

There's literally no victims, there's literally no with his fucking weird paranoid bug eyes.

Yeah, fucking seriously and his you're telling me there's no trafficking victims.

You're telling me your girlfriend's a fucking country music sensation.

Bro.

Did you see someone giving him a ship because he used the Department of Justice jet to go to the UFC file Fighter You have ce fighter concert something like that, one or the other, and somebody questioned him and they go, you know, what the fuck man like and not what the fuck they ask him?

Like, don't you think that's a waste of money?

Goes Actually, I cut a bunch of private jets and flight all this stuff, and I saved us four million dollars.

And I'm like, even if you say four million dollars, I still don't like, I don't care who the fucking party is using the Department of Justice jet to go watch a fucking concert.

Like listen, here me be clear.

I'm not even saying I'm not even saying like go fight private goo ahead, good.

I will allow it in one under one condition if it is one of those ones where everyone's going like when it's on, and then like that's all se and then they're all going, You're.

Obviously going you would take Air Force one, it would matter.

But that's also like because on TV globally that's like a show of force.

Yeah, like we're rolling out.

So but if it's just you and your girlfriend going to see Summer Slam, I feel like you should get your own tap, you know what I mean.

Like it's a little bit I'll be honest with you.

You just describe what would happen if I became the director of the FBI and you fucking know be me and Marie.

I'd I stepped down because Marie.

Went to fucking Survivor series and you're like, well, seen us last year.

It's seen as last match.

What do you want me to do?

Dude, I'm gonna go to Survivor series.

Is a mess.

But they're here even though but because t k obod and I still can't afford the front row, I still in the fucking nosebleeds.

By nol and Void.

The Turkey is known as peachin Blossom last year, have been located and they were on their way to be processed, in other words, to be killed.

Why does he have to do things.

We know what process means.

They're doing the bit that you just said, yeah, don't do it, but it's dragging.

And I am officially pardoning them and they will not be served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Okay, cool, we did this every year.

That's that's great.

H And then we uh don't we did that?

We did that?

Okay.

Uh So a little bit more about these dudes that were telling these democrat telling the military, hey.

Don't hey, don't follow any lawful orders.

Okay, though because there is no answer, they can't identify illegal orders because there are no illegal orders.

But they were suggesting again to the one.

You know what, that's a really good point I'm going to say.

You know about that about all these fucking retards they came out and said, don't follow illegal orders.

It'd be one thing.

If like Trump had just given an illegal order, then you then you kind of would be in this weird area.

You're like, well, what they're referring to is blah blah blah.

I don't think they should still do that anyway, but whatever, let's let's say they did.

But you're right, he hadn't done anything that would be considered num in llegal order and at least nothing I've seen so, or at least put it to you this way.

He hasn't done anything that a bunch of other presidents haven't done.

I don't agree with a lot of them, but that doesn't mean that he's done shit that presidents have done all the time.

Wait, three million active duty service members in the military today, that, if you think in order, is like.

Ninety percent of the REPORTO Rican guys, now.

Legal, you don't have to follow it.

Actually, that's against the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

I gotta say, man, Caroline Livitt, she really just gives me the impression that she's like an extremely unpleasant fuck.

You think so, You think she's like a pillow princess?

Yeah, yeah, just get that vibe off her.

Yeah, I see that.

I can see that she's a pillow like like forgetting, forget, forget even getting anal.

You're not getting doggy stock Like she's she's pretty and she's a type of trick.

You get back to her town room, but you're like, Wow, I'm shockingly bored.

Yeah, this is shocking.

Working her next for a briefcase that's overflowing with files.

That'll be fun that'll be super fun.

That's great fucking And by the way, with like three phones on the nightstand, that's gonna be every.

Time there's a vibration in her highes started way and.

She gets distracted like this is that's that's that's Trump.

But give me a second hate this and it's just just justup going like did I leave my watching your office?

Just something stupid.

She goes, yeah, that's Trump.

It's the contact on the phone said, Daddy with a heart.

Yeah, yeah, he makes us.

He makes us all the female staffers.

But Daddy with a heart, which I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'd probably do too.

Am I not America's Daddy?

Explicitly?

No, no, no, he's a Zaddika America's Zaddy.

That's jd Vance.

He's using that fucking terminology.

I want to read this language precisely that service members have a legal obligation under the us U see MJ to obey lawful orders, and that orders are.

And also they have an obligation to buy a Dodge charger that depreciates where they get deported, get a fat white girlfriend that cheats on you as soon as you leave, or a stripper if you're an officer.

Okay, either way you're right, you're right, depending on what you have.

But either way they cheat on you.

Either way, they cheat on you while you're overseas, and then they come back and they have to give you three days to cool off, to give a chance to warn your wife that you're coming that way, she gets rid of all the evidence that you were cheated on.

But they pretend it's mental health thing that you have to do.

All those four.

Marines, and then they date these strippers and then they cheat on them with like radio guy's name Mers just because he has fucking backstage passes the story of the year.

But you know who, thanks you home deep over all the drywall repair stuff they have to buy.

Don't think about that, idiot.

It's a great commercial boom.

Presumed to be lawful.

You can't have a soldier out on the battlefield or conducting a classified order questioning whether that that order is lawful or whether they should follow through.

There must be a chain of command in our military, and Republicans and Democrats for decades since the beginning of our country have always respected that.

Until well, to be fair, since the beginning of our country, there were no Republicans or Democrats.

So, dude, have you seen what Battlefield's doing when you get banned for like for saying racist stuff?

No, yeah, this is real and this is hilarious.

No way, yes, so if you if you don't even anymore about it, please let me know.

But I just saw this come up in my timeline.

Non, dude, canrty you're known racist?

Can known racist?

Did you just do you understand the like the world of memes.

You just created with us?

You know?

I think here's the thing here.

Let me read what it says, known racist.

You have been detected for using hate speech on Battlefield six servers.

You will not be able to interact with other with others going forward.

This is permanent and cannot be reversed.

You know, It's all you know what we want to know?

Something funny.

Escape from Tarkoff has the same thing, except if you get this tag, they give you free.

Extra shit to download like skins and go on like Matty good my friend.

Yes, we too are racists.

They have a report button for like VoIP and and I have literally never heard of a single person being banned for it.

Never, So this is this is pretty funny.

This does feel like something I would want a game, and then they give me some kind of special name plate or something in the game that.

Indicates that I'm a cool player.

But I have a question for you.

I really do when it comes to this stuff.

Okay, clearly what they're talking about is like, you know, you report somebody if they're like, you know, saying slurs or whatever.

I'm assuming like racial slurs.

But how does this work?

Okay?

Like Battlefield is also on PlayStations, which means there's going to be a lot of people that call each other the N word, but they do it in the in in a way that black people call that each other the N word all the time.

So how is it gonna detect who's white?

Because they can tell.

Active Act Yeah they can.

Activision actually just patented technology recently and all of them have access to it that detects uh like the inward and can determine whether or not the person saying it was black.

Well, it reminds me of.

That thirty Rock episode when Lizz's dad says phone etiquette is important.

Listen, let's you know the race of the person that's on the phone.

But but but hold on, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, are.

You telling me when guys can he say it?

I'm sorry, hold on, I'm gonna say it anyway.

But anyway, my point is the question I have is, are you telling me that activision or whatever has some sort of system that can detect the melany of someone's skin based on the way they talk.

To be fair, I say that I'm a race I'm a known racist.

But to be fair, I've always been able to I know here somebody's black or white, since they're just training a computer to do it.

Listen, listen, I understand, I'm not I understand one hundred percent that we do that right.

But what they're doing is in fact racist.

But not when it you see.

But as long as it only hurts white people, it can't be racist.

Oh, I forgot about it.

And then we can do any racist thing we want on as long as it's under the guys of whites.

I'm just it's it's a no hold on, So hold on, there's not but there is.

There is gonna be.

There's gonna be some problems here, okay, And you.

Know how I know for a fact that they're not gonna catch people like, oh, how do you know if they're gonna be black or whatever, because all you gotta do is just not enforce the rules on street fighting.

Hear me out.

Question, Hold on, you're right, hear me out.

What if they're Dominican, can they say it?

What's the level?

No?

I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Do you mean Dominican Republic, the island that's next to Haiti.

You don't think they're allowed to say it?

The Paitians are allowed, but the dr, the dr is not allowed.

It seems wild.

No.

No, first off, I don't buy this ship at all because I know there's a lot of I've heard I've talked to black guys that sound super white anime black guys, and I've talked to some white guys that are real whiggers that can sound black.

So again, but it still is that there's there's something in the voice.

Man.

Yeah.

Right, If you gave me a hundred voices and you let me listen to them and I had to guess whether or not they were a black guy or a wigger, I guarantee you I would get probably ninety.

Out of one hundred.

Right, we should do a game show called black Guy or Wiger.

Seriously, I would do.

I would dominated that you.

Would only hear it, and then we would you would only hear it, and then we would show you.

Okay, you know what, Hey, Frozen, do me a favor.

You're really good at this.

Do me a favor, and by that we mean producing.

Yeah right, because these two your bonies aren't listen.

Do me a favor, Frozen.

Uh, do me a also because he's autistic, do me a favor, Frozen, find me U for like for the paywall show tomorrow Wednesday.

Let's have a new let's have we have we should definitely do this on the paywall.

Let's have let's have a game show and let's test Mersha's knowledge.

Okay, black guy or Wiger, just give me voices.

We're gonna have Mersh listen to them.

Or actually, just to make it easier, black guy or a white guy.

That way you can find voices, you know what I mean, black guy.

Or white guy.

There you got like that black guy or white guy and.

Also find like black guys trying to sound white for voice acs.

That's fair.

So just a black guy or white guy, I guarantee you I will nail it.

I will terrify people with o.

Detroil and the rumble chat is a good point.

Here's how they know the algorithm.

The mic is just listening for a smoke alarm chirp.

If it hears it, you're all good.

There you got.

That's okay, White people.

If you want to get away with saying the N word on battlefield, what you do is just put a debt like a dying battery in your smoke alarm, and then you get away with it.

Guys, we're trying to get around thiselant.

I'll bet you money that that algorithm has a chirp thing in it, and it's probably not one hundred percent of the algorithm, but I bet you it factors into whether or not you're black.

No, I know, but my point is again, they have machine learning now to allow black people to see the N word.

That's fucking crazy to me.

You know, can we maybe start teaching nwords how to use machines instead?

I wouldn't because then they put glock switches on them.

We already do that.

It's called the Marines, that's right.

I forgot ahid Oh.

Actually I have the gold known racist badge because I actually called somebody the.

N word when we were in beta, and you can only get it when we.

Were Okay, I hear you, Bud.

But I'm gonna prestige known racist.

Okay, I've already prestiged it.

I'm gonna keep going all I'm gonna see how far I could go, because I do believe if you do it three times, you get the golden N word skin and that's a yeah, it's super cool.

Yeah, yeah, it's really cool.

Oh I just unlocked the Mammy achievement.

Let me go over here.

Okay, so this is on the you.

I like going to the UK every once in a while.

Nobody likes going to.

No, I mean I like going.

I like looking at them only so we can see how much better we are.

Uh, even though we're bad, they're not them.

So there was this guy that was all he was doing.

I'm being very clear in this interaction.

He was outside of a church.

Which already you're fucking up singing cool you son of a a Christian song.

You're going to fucking jail.

Religion you're allowed to do anyway, no missing.

Outside of You're not allowed to sing church songs outside the church ground in England.

It's just not something you're not not allowed you're not allowed.

You have to hear the call to prayer every fucking ten minutes, but not that dude, the nice skinning back like every it's not even like right wing grifters or whatever.

Like I was, I forget.

Some clip came up and it was I think it was Ed Cherine, right fucking nerd ed Scherene, probably lefty whatever, and he was talking about a watch that he had, and he was saying, like he goes, only he goes, I'll never wear an expensive watch in London ever again.

He goes, I always wear like cheap castos and stuff.

He goes, because anything else they'll cut your hand off there and that she literally goes.

He goes, oh fucking cut your hand off.

And he and it's like normies now are like every Normi's are like, yeah, I can't go to London.

To London's fucking disgusting.

By the way, you're not allowed to think church songs.

It's not allowed.

She just said you're not allowed to think.

Church songs outside of church.

What is that?

I don't know.

Look, I'll be very clear, I'm very ignorant of UK laws.

I don't know because at first I want to go no that's impossible, But then again, that might be true.

I literally don't know if these people did not have their gay rules.

Hey, hey, we did fight these people not there the gay rules, but then we teamed up with them with Snalin and we were the good guys.

No, who said that.

Huh oh my my my teacher.

Teacher was a fucking idiot.

No, he actually also was the He also was a football coach, so that tracks it really does.

My history.

Teacher was actually the football.

Coach outside of church grounds unless you have.

Wait, you have to be authorized by the church to sing Christian.

That seems Listen again, I'm gonna say that doesn't seem right.

No, are you're saying that you don't care about the human right attack you're lot.

Look at this.

That's a cop.

That's a cop that's doing that that.

This, this is a look at this, This is a cop doing that.

Here, here you go, guys, here, give me a second.

Here, Sorry, guys, I guess the video was it up.

Thanks for not telling me the.

Religion you're allowed to do anywhere.

No, miss, you're not a little to sing songs outside of church grounds.

By the way, You're not allowed to think church songs.

That's fine, it's not allowed.

She just said, you're not allowed to think church songs outside.

Of church, our church, outside of church grounds unless you have unless you are you're saying that.

You don't care about the human right attack you're lot.

Again, that's a cop doing that, Like that's that's a cop, just like this is this is the authority there and they don't even have guns.

Yeah, yeah, bro, take solace in the fact that, like they get their ass whooped over there, like cops do constantly, constantly get the shit ca.

You know, I saw that the UK today was I'm not kidding.

I saw on Twitter that they're contemplating implementing and I'm not fucking kidding you a knife tax because of all the stabbings.

I mean to tax just buying a knife.

Can't buy knives?

That sounds crazy.

I have like knives strewn all over my house, like everywhere.

That country is just a shell of what it was.

Remember when they literally ruled the whole world?

Yeah, and then they gave it back and apologized, and then the rest that all the parts that they ruled fell apart as soon as they left.

And then started flooding their shores.

See then Indians started coming there at least there's Indian food.

Indian food sucks, It's awful, and I don't want to hear oh, except no, there's no accept Indian food is fucking garbage.

Okay, it is fucking garbage, vegetable paste made for dirty street people.

I mean, enjoy it if you want.

I guess if you're like getting with your fucking hands.

Indian food is garbage and I'm not gonna eat any But you want to know why I'm not getting in an Indian place?

And this is the real.

Reason, because and I don't give a fuck.

I'm a known racist who cares.

Because if it's if it's an authentic if it's if it's an well, if it's an authentic Indian place, that means that the people that are in the kitchen are gonna be Indian.

And I know exactly, and as a matter of fucking fact, they tend to be less hygienic than other people.

I'm just telling you, look at the cultures.

If they came from India, it's not like they go from making food with their feet and then coming over here and learning how to use gloves.

Okay, they're gonna keep doing this all of a sudden, they know what hand sanitized it is.

So trying to trust it.

And I know this because one of the early seasons of Kitchen Nightmare, I think you saw tumers of Kitchen night The one of the worst ones he was at was an Indian restaurant.

In Times Square.

Dead rats, no sanitation, croaches, all the food was expired.

I believe it.

I believe that would be the worst one because you're combining two of the grossest things ever Times Square and Indians.

Yeah, it's it's I'm not I'm not gonna do it.

It's disgusting.

And maybe that's fine, maybe you like it, and maybe.

I don't know.

I'm fine.

I there's there's not a level of Indian food that I will tolerate.

The only Indian food that I eat, and I'm just honestly is at Epcot.

They have the Samosas.

It's in a cart and it's it's yes, it has a health standard of Disney, so it's delicious and it's great.

Other than that, I ain't gonna gonna fucking authentic Indian restaurant, no, thank you.

I could get diarrhea on my own.

Yeah, I could get diarrhea and eat something better?

Exactly?

Is President Trump looking to save Obamacare?

It is one of your top DC.

Yes, it is, because that's what I voted for.

We all of course said, you know what I top things on my list, right.

I was praying that we would finally say.

I was like, honestly wanted, you know, I really did.

I needed I needed him to save Obamacare because even though a lot of people were talking about, you know, maybe the Epstein stuff and maybe about the fact that you know, bull ring the average agent someone buys a home now's forty and stuff.

Like that, does that work with a fifty or mortgage?

You die?

Oh?

I mean it works and probably honestly, and in a lot of cases, the way things are going, you have to practice Canadian healthcare here to do it.

So, yeah, this sounds fun.

This Trump administration has been fun.

It's been really fun.

If you're Israel.

The headlines for November twenty five is President Trump looking to save Obamacare's subsidies?

You know, if I say flaying Obama doesn't care, Oh got him?

Take that, dude, I don't give up.

Take that.

Give a fuck.

You know what I'll say this, bro, don't give a fuck new car channel.

Dude, I don't think he was a very good president.

Whoa holy ship, dude, A.

Fucking sniper shoots me through the window right now, you're like Jesus, you can't even say that.

Shot to the chest.

To announce a two year extension of the subsidies and credits that were the major sticking point of the recent government shutdown, but right before making the announcement on Monday, too much pushback from Republican lawmakers reportedly led to the President canceling that announcement.

Wow, thank god.

The way he's still gonna do it, it's going to be the same thing.

He's going to change like two or three things, and he's just gonna call it trump Care, so that way he gets his name on it.

It's gonna be the.

Side I hate how true that is.

I mean, that's what he's gonna do.

We're calling it trump Care.

It's all fixed now, it's now.

It's a great program.

And it's called trump Care.

We're calling it trumpet.

What's the difference.

It's got my name on it.

It's gold, it's gold lettering.

It comes with a Trump NFT car too.

Did you know that you get a NFT.

The extension proposal that would include new income caps and mandatory premiums, but stressing until the President makes the announcement, it is not a done deal yet.

Could the US be on the verge of military action in Venezuela the state?

Why are we doing this again?

This is not something I voted for either.

I don't want to go to war with Venezuela.

And by the way, I do not like Oh I didn't realize you were made of bitch.

You've known me so long.

How did you not know?

I've been pretty apparent about it.

Bitch boy doesn't.

Want to go I am a little bitch boy.

That's what they call me, a little bitch boy.

Or doesn't want to fight South America.

Many are saying that Congressman Royce Lopez, we call him coward Lopez.

He's not even trying anymore.

He is a whole ass bitch.

That's better.

That's actually better, that's better.

Whole as bitch.

Put made me laugh.

I will love a president of CAMM me a whole ass bitch.

That would be my fucking bio for and everything I'd ever did.

Wait for jd Vance.

He'll be the first one to start talking whole ass.

Bitch Venezuela and Cavans already.

That'd be really funny though.

Tell as a foreign terrorist organization saying the US could carry out airstrikes against Venezuela both on water and on land.

Can we not?

It's usually how strikes work.

This is stop.

Can we stop doing these things they don't care about?

Please?

You know, there were Republicans arguing with people today about the I don't know if you saw, but the Border Patrol posted something about, uh, it's not illegal to travel around with any cash that you want, but when you and there's a bunch of Republicans, a bunch of Republicans, now, dude's more exciting just because they don't like Massy by the way, but sighting with like, well, you have to report it.

It's that's whatever I go.

Really you think that because if I hate dude and it happens before it a lot.

We've talked about a certain counties, Poke counties one of them actually where a civil acid forfeiture is a real fucking thing that happens all the time, which means if they pull you over right in you and you have a bunch of cash on you.

I think in Florida's over five K.

Over five K and cash even though you're not doing anything illegal that the cop could assume, well, that's a lot of money you are, and they could take your money, and then you have to go to court and fight for your money and prove that.

Your money it's yours, is your money is guilty but your innocent.

Basically, the most ruthless state I've seen about it is Arkansas.

Yeah, you pull over in Arkansas with like two hundred and eighty bucks, I'll just take it like you can come to a.

Police sh And the problem with that is that it's in thet and it's it's like, dude, there's so many times that people who fucking take like ten k out because are gonna buy a car cash from Craigslist, you know, and then you're driving somewhere and a cop pulls you over because whatever hit taillight or whatever, and and and then you're then they take your money and then you have to pay fees, you have to go doing anything wrong.

I really hate that shit.

I hate that that's but but don't worry.

We got we got some good news for you, well not for Trump, but.

Here the Trump families attempt to launch a new smartphone is off to a rough start.

What what you don't want a Trump phone?

Make cell phone, make cell phone service great again.

We are tired of these phones and made in China.

We don't like China.

These are made in is real?

Oh much better?

Do they explode?

If you say the wrong you tweet the wrong, ship from it?

It will no thank you.

We're back.

In June, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Junior announced the launch of a new American made mobile phone along with a wire.

So it's going to suck.

Huh, it's an American made mobile phone.

Let me tell you something.

I'm gonna be very clear, it's going to suck.

List American made, as in every single part of it is manufactured in fucking China.

And then they set it over here and we put it together.

Hey, how did the Windows phone do?

Trump Mobile?

The release?

I do remember that too.

I remember everybody who'll go to Windows when good look at that.

It had to happen in August.

But now it.

Was like if a Windows phone dropped now, it might actually be okay.

But like the Windows phone came out on Windows eight.

I want to, I want to, I want a BlackBerry and you know, one of the one of the theories that one of the reasons that they say the BlackBerry was take was actually really killed.

I mean, obviously better technology was one of the things.

But out of all of the messaging services, encrypting encrypted messaging service, for whatever reason, the Intelligence Service had a really really hard time back during You're getting into BlackBerry's direct you know, the BlackBerry messagers that they had that was you know, encrypted, it was the hardest one.

And then this then at that point they even then the governments, we want to switch these phones.

We can't be having the government having Blackberries.

And Blackberries were dope.

I had when they were it was It's the best phone I ever own.

Yeah, me too, agreed one hundred.

I liked the buttons.

Yeah, I know that makes me sound like a boom.

I don't care.

They were great.

I love being able to go.

You could pound an email out so fucking fast on a BlackBerry.

Yep.

November and people are still waiting, including NBC News Business and Data correspondent Brian Chung.

Brian joins us, Now, Brian, we should be clear you as a reporter, you decided to kind of put in and try to see if you could purchase one of these phones, talk about what happened and what are you seeing now, like on their website, et cetera.

Yeah kay, we want to.

Talk, Yeah, Kate.

They said they wouldn't sell me one because I looked so Chinese.

They thought I was going to reverse engineer.

It elman of this Trump Phone.

And then I said, if I'm Chinese, you're like ten years behind our tech.

Why would ever reverse engineer?

They shit, it's the Trumphone's probably gonna have a micro USB port, is not evenna a USBC.

It's gonna be like all old tech.

Hey, we have Android eleven Lollipop on it.

It's gonna be great.

Okay, but the upside bring them back phone jacks and phone jacks.

Can I remove the battery?

No?

You still can't do that.

Fuck again.

They unveiled it in June his sons as part of Trump Mobile.

It was this kind of big ground.

It was really nice to Marie today accidentally and completely was by mistake, obviously, when they're on purpose up in the morn, she's tired, and I like, swing my hand over and I hit her phone into the toilet, nice, right into the toilet, and I went, no.

No, no, no, no no no no no no no.

And I grabbed it out and I'm like, I'm so sorry.

Did she just give you one of those looks yeah, like where you're like yeah, and I said, I'm so sorry, and I like, I'm like, I'm like panicking and I'm taking the case off and I'm patting it down with the fucking thing.

I'm so sorry.

And it's like.

Five in the morning's and then you're like right away, you go, well, I've started you down.

Awesome, So that's it goes.

How you doing.

Like some coffee?

It's my reply, I'll be downstairs.

I'll be downstairs.

It's like one of those things where she comes downstairs and Royce made her this really fancy espresso and even made like bunny ears with the foam like fucking Howard from up breaking bed, and she just dumps it.

Out of Oh god, that's the most painful scene in that whole Oh.

She did also say and because she was and I deserved it, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to put your I'm so sorry.

I know, I'm really sorry, and she goes, it's okay, it's not the first time you've done it.

Because I've done it once before, and I was like, I know, I'm so sorry.

I'm really not and then I said, don't put it so close to the toilet.

I don't tell you.

I like that flip it on them at the end.

Yep, you're a full Imagine using your phone near the toilet, I.

Mean, grow up.

Yes, who does that?

Everybody?

Oh my god, literally, I'm a realissle.

Really, I'm sorry, Marie.

If you're listening, I'm very sorry.

Like, ew, you wait a minute.

You take a shit and you're on your phone.

That's disgusting.

I think there was probably a time twenty years ago people go, that's gross, and now it's like now you can't sit on a toilet without a phone.

Yeah, you know, it was more hygienic having magazines there, like in a toilet that everybody touched while they're on the toilet and touched her butt.

That's great, that's fun.

I've even done that movie, you know, any fecal maxims.

I love that everybody's done this move before too, Like where I go to sit down and take it a shit, and then I realized my phone is plugged in on my nightstand, and then I gotta do that side wattle.

To go grab it gack you ever you ever go to like a Buddies just back in the day, not now, but it's like a Buddy's house, and you know, the guys were old and like you know, sometimes people were like really nice of their guest bathrooms.

They'd like some magazine or a book or something just before like you were phone for normal to be in there?

Have you?

I always thought found it weird when you go into a guest bathroom, like a Buddy's guest bathroom and all the and all they're like they're kind of like Maxim or FA Champ.

It's like, do you want me to get like a boner?

No?

While I'm shitting in here, like what are we doing here?

Man?

It has articles too?

Yeah, okay with hot babes that are oiled up.

Come on gold, it was going to happen.

Oh, mercuries Maxim for the articles.

You're right?

What was that?

What a surge Surge soda presents the best BMX tricks on paper?

Oh you don't like advertising disguised as articles, I'm sorry I have Without a Maxim magazine or an FHM, how would I know which watches and clones and jeans to buy.

That's a good point.

And how will I look shred with it?

Taking Stacker two?

Duh, fucking idiot having the article having triple eight shit and they're going Stacker Two's why it looks so jacked.

The original Stacker was wild, dude.

That ship had fucking actual efedrian.

That shit was crazy.

Yeah, bring back.

Old school of the Federal was legit also, And I know I've sparked about this before on the show.

Can we please bring back GHB?

It literally knocks you the fuck out at night.

It makes you lose weight and you sleep.

I mean it's like, literally be perfect for you, perfect for me.

You know, you could lose weight and get more shredded.

I could rape people.

I mean, everybody gets something.

I want to right people too.

You don't get to be the only one.

No.

But I remember we had a whole discussion on here and everybody could call me your bravers, and I want to bring back GHB, and I'm like, no, for.

Me, I want to take it.

Everybody said anybody has ever known to be raped.

Everybody's always said, if you want literally the greatest night's sleep you've ever had in your life, well, mostly it's that mm probably, but it depends depends on what happens while you're sleeping.

That matters, I guess most.

But it's no, it's not one of these things like where you know, it's like where you drink too much and you go to sleep that's passing out and your body doesn't actually get the rest, or you smoke too much wheat like, you get too fucked up and go to sleep and you usually don't get the rest.

There was something about GHB that made you metabolism get into shit.

You could lose weight, and you sleep and for some reason you always woke up going like god, damn, I feel like I slept for like four weeks.

You know what I mean.

Listen, dude, you can.

You can legalize any date rapeerger you want.

I don't care, like I'm not gonna be I'm not against it.

I don't want your CBD gummies.

I want to fucking drink GHB and go to sleep.

Don't drink it, don't drink whatever, don't drink it.

Ha ha, oh my god.

Whatever.

First off, first off, don't tell me what to do with my drugs, and I won't tell you what you do with your Okay.

Hey, you know what, You're right, I'm sorry.

It's a free country, okay, And if not, he's the most freest man of all.

Did you guys know that Jen Alpha can't read?

Yeah, is in the second grade and can't read I see seventh grade.

They are still performing on the fourth grade level.

Well, that's because you're only teaching him gender queer theory and not the alphabet.

To be fair, they're learning to read from a bank.

So yo, that is a.

That is a.

That is a fucking load bearing turtle pig.

Yeah, John, the turtlenecks is starting to become comic.

I think like it's almost like the scene.

Yeah, it's like the Warby Parker glasses.

Are you fucking with us?

Yeah?

Come on, man, that's the biggest turtle neck I've seen on a guy thirty years.

Many American children also.

Are we bringing back turtleneck and suit jackets?

Is that a thing we're doing again?

And also the shoulder pads Does the turtleneck have shoulder pads too?

Both of the none of the suit jacks.

What I'm saying, I'm saying turtle neck, it's it's double padded.

You look like he looks like he's like, has a neck brace on.

He does, he looks like he's he's doing a fucking a fake whiplash car car lawsuit.

I was thinking that or like a wrestling gimmick.

Yeah, and they have a broken.

Neck for a while, stopped learning to read.

Around forty percent of our fourth graders can't read.

That's fine at a basic level.

I can't do it.

No, why can't do it?

Why can't read?

They do it because of how they're being taught.

The power that we are going to learn today, it's called picture power.

Can we say picture power?

She's teaching reading using balanced literacy?

What is that?

A technique pushed by teachers college?

Is that's supposed to make reading more fun?

The learning goal reading it's not about being fun.

It's about knowing how to read.

It's about literally it's about comprehending the world around You would be that the children were able to.

But that's not fun.

I woant have fun.

Okay, it's fun.

Use a picture to figure out an unknown word.

They're training the kids to be bad readers.

Niels Hovan, thank you, thank you, But I.

Have the teacher's kids to read, says.

If you ask any parent who's teaching their kid to read.

It seems fairly obvious.

You teach them the letter sounds, and you teach them to bundo sounds together, and then your kids start reading.

That's called fun.

The National Institutes of Health says systematic phonics instruction produces significant benefits.

For some reason for the past several decades in our school, this is not the way that they teach.

I mean, that's how I learned.

One reason is that liberal act.

So everybody who's worth a shit reader learned.

Look, man, I'm just really glad that most places done common cord.

Remember they tried that and there where everyone's like, we're done with this now fun.

But you know what, I wish they would just stop fucking with the program.

Yeah, there's basic fundamentals that work.

There is no need to fuck with them, all right.

And I think math, math, especially when math point one of the things that's like it cannot be wrong.

We went to fucking space arguably using math.

We've built nukes arguably using math.

Without math, like math is at least one of those things you go zero through nine and from there the sky's we measure casualties with math.

Yeah, I mean it's like there's it's these people that grew up going there's no right way to do things.

No, there is.

There is absolutely a right way to do so, the right way and then your way.

So which one are we doing?

You know there's a different way to get to two plus two equals four.

No, I get that, but two plus two equals four just seems the work.

No, No, it has to be one plus one equals two.

And these times that, by the this is what happened.

Happens when white women and Jews get together.

They always have to tinker with it.

There's always like a you know, there could be unique different ways to express us.

We're not here to express ourselves.

You're here to learn zero through nine.

That's it.

Take the joy out of reading.

They're so boring.

I swear they do a better job than nambutol at trasidon and putting children to sleep.

I wouldn't have you around children.

Allance literacy teacher actually or trastudent from sounding words out.

Stop doing that, Stop stop stating what that.

Okay, look, granted I don't know what's going on with schools now, but like that's that's the basic sounding words out is the is the way.

What's the I'm sorry, Okay, I'm losing it here, trying to figure out what the alternative, What's what's the what's the other what's the other white?

What's the other white?

Is there another way than this?

I am?

I have I not learned?

No, no, no, no no no no no, you know what's another way to learn?

I think the problem is that this is just the dumb ass works.

But no, no, no, no, but no, what's the other way?

I'm sorry?

You think you know more than a teacher?

Yes, no, I'm I one percent.

No, I know more than a teacher because I've met teachers.

Okay, I'm absolutely smarter than every teacher I've ever met.

Yeah, I fucked the middle school teacher one time, and then we drove around the school smoker a blunt.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know at least two school I know at least two school teachers who were coquettes.

So I know many more because I saw Yeah.

So yeah, let's relat.

Okay, And if any of you wondering out there, which teachers are cooking all of.

All of them and how many have DUIs most of them?

It's just the difference between the ones that do it on the weekend, and the ones that bring it into.

School words out.

The ones who do it on the weekend, state teachers, and the ones that bring it into school also.

Don't sound it out.

Don't sound out the words you fucking maniac and they're just fucking coked up.

Don't do it.

That's that's sound killing it.

Stop doing that.

Stop you can't sound out though.

I don't know why you started doing that, because it's instinct.

It's literally instinct nature, thousands of years of taught behavior.

I don't know why you're doing the thing your brain's telling you to do.

Stop that, just know the word.

I don't.

I feel so bad for this kid man.

Instead, the child should look at the picture and try to guess the word balance, litteral.

So the alternative, the alternative, I'm sorry.

So the alternative is look at the picture and then memorize the word.

So you need a picture associated with every word, like the and it and a and every Yeah, we're teaching a.

Waste of time.

We're just sounded out.

We're teaching our kids Japanese God is the oh God.

They're going to really struggle with the word nothing or empty.

You just going I don't got it.

What am I looking at here?

Exactly?

No.

But I had no idea this.

I thought the story's gonna be funny.

I had no idea the story was gonna be this enraging and also retarded dude.

Years later, they grow up, their friend shows them a playboy and they go, oh, she's got nice strawberries.

We see.

What we're trying to do with these kids is limit their imagination.

If they don't know a picture for a word for something, they can't start the daydream or conceptualize of things they've never seen before, and they won't have dreams and be so difficult.

Don't sound it is crazy.

Look, these kids just got to know which collar which button to push in the future fucking job where they work at a factory that just feeds the corpses of old people into a furnace to power aid dudelarious.

Like the matrix.

It's a fucking matrix.

See right, We're all just batteries in the end.

We're all gonna be batteries in the end.

That we don't even know how to read the datatorium.

Fucking that's great.

I look, I don't like things that an notorium, only things that in liketeria or mania.

This is this is one of the worst.

Dude.

Look, I know I said this on the show, and I want to apologize.

I said on the show many times, nothing will shock me anymore.

Oh yeah, what about the shock mass?

Oh no, he felt that come through.

I thought you'd come through the wall.

Oh no, alright, p but this actually shocked me.

I didn't know, Like, why would you change all the things to what's the Do you understand that some of the greatest literary minds of all time learned how to read and write by sounding it out?

Or you think Hemingway was sitting there going like, ah, yes, that's a cow on that photo.

Great.

Could you imagine how this would go over a a private school?

Oh my god, Like whoever's in charge of the curricul curriculum of a curriculum one day you would just come in and.

Go, oh, oh that's excellent.

You're fired.

Yeah, get the fuck out, Go get the last year's edition books out.

These kids are going to learn to fucking read by the end of the year.

Hey, we build these people, they'll hold us.

We kill them, they'll hold this account.

They pay us, So we're not doing this.

Okay, Yeah, take that ship to public school.

Not here, okay, perste.

Was widely accepted until two years ago when podcaster Emily Hanford released this.

Series story just dramatically increased the amount of time I'm going to be spending with my daughter.

This is insane.

This is insane to me.

It's widely accepted until two years ago, when podcaster Emily Hanford released a series called sold a story a.

Podcaster No, no, no, no.

I think she's countering it.

Okay.

Parents told her it didn't seem like they were really teaching them to read.

It seemed like they were teaching them to sound like they could read.

That's exactly what when you look at this, exactly what it is.

It's this is you're you're faking reading, You're pretending you could read.

States quickly started passing new science of reading laws that put more emphasis on focts and upsets.

I agree with what you what you said at the very beginning of this, Merson.

There's certain basics that we need.

To leave alone.

Leave them alone.

Yeah, reading and arithmetic of the two things that had figured out for thousands of years.

The fuck are we doing?

Man?

What the fuck are we doing?

Your question?

Taking a step backwards.

Wow, professors like Andrew Johnson.

I'm a bald headed liberal, but I've been teaching students how to teach phonics for the last twenty nine years.

Johnson, listen, but I'll be I'm on your side.

I don't care how you because you're one of those nineties liberals.

Yes, once it learned how to sound things out, you're one of those.

No, I like immigrants, you know, the legal fine, but like fuck, there's the balance.

But nineties liberal, nineties liberals where where they wanted all this stuff.

But there were still kind of racists like us.

You know, there was still that.

You know, he's one one of those don't we have enough taco trucks liberals?

Yeah, exactly, fucking your you're a fucking nineties liberal, or, as I like to call them, fucking supporter of fucking Trump's twenty sixteen platform.

Yeah point, yeah, good point.

Ex drills.

Real books should be up to teachers.

A teacher's job is to help children fall in love with books based on the need of the kid.

Sorry, but I watched the news and nowadays a teacher's job is to make the kid fall in love with the.

Teacher that or or a teacher's job is to conceal that the kid is going to get hormone treatment, hey their parents, and.

Then ship them across state lines somehow in violation of the Man Act, and then just mutilate them.

That's wildly they can just do that.

They them act, sir, don't be a bigot.

No longer a man.

No longer a man Act is what we call it around these parts.

Honestly, I want to apologize to the YouTube moderators because we really try to be sensitive and serious about these issues.

Thank you, merch.

I appreciate that instruction, what they've been teaching.

You know, it takes a real Zerr to own up the stuff.

You know, it really does.

Was just fine.

You don't want the government involved in stuff, right, No, why are they getting involved in reading?

Yeah, this is a nineties specifically a nineties Dixie.

Liberal instruction because you people screwed it up so badly.

Oh me, education, how did we screw it up?

I hope they look back and call this the Hanford era and ten years when they see this House of Cards come tumbling down, when they.

See you, like like the show House of Cards, Yeah, that team tumbling down for a different reason.

Remember when the remember all that Spacey ship broke up, broke out, and we were all just going.

Like, we're not gonna get the last seaton?

Can't we Can we stall this trial or whatever?

Can we just stall it out a little bit?

Yeah, finish out the show.

I don't even like that guy from that New Star Trek show, to be honest with you.

Yeah, it's like it would be like it would be like if it was announced right.

Imagine if you're like your team was in the Super foot Bowl, right, and it just got announced none of the news in the third quarter of the Super Bowl that you're that your quarterback was gonna be arrested for rape, and they go, we're pulling them from the game.

Wouldn't you go, It's fifteen more minutes of football?

Can we just yeah?

Can we let this go for fifteen minutes and then look, arrest them in the fucking tunnel.

Don't even let them shower.

It depends is the police force a fan of the team, because they might actually do that.

And I'm actually the university.

If it was the Eagles and the Philly Police, they protect that qbuntil the end of the game.

I have heard some stories about the early late nineties, early two thousand Miami Hurricanes, and how they did wait a day to press chargers?

Are they waited?

They did?

This?

Is this happened all the time.

They would wait till like.

Some dude, someone one of these they would get fucked up at a strip club coke fucked up doing and do some fucked up shit, and then of course charges they'd be, look, we gotta press charger.

They fuck, we can't do this, And then that would happen on a Friday, right games on Saturday.

The police would go Monday, you know, we're over and we're and they would literally wait till Monday to then get him so they could be out by Wednesday, so you have not missed practice so he could play Saturday.

Say whatever you want, man, those teams are awesome.

And that ain't just Miami, bro.

That's especially anytime when his big college presents brow Oh.

No, no, every that shit happens.

I'll be lucky if they even arrest the kid.

Alabama happens all the time, too.

Did billions of dollars on this this boondoggle.

Some teachers unions join him at opposing the new laws.

I'm impassionate about this because it's a social justice issue.

Johnson helped create this, journals, maybe articles.

Let's say, how literacy is taught has everything to do with race, class, an identity.

They jingle the keys and say, oh, look it over here.

It must be those bad teachers, while ignoring the social things like poverty.

Some teachers because George W.

Bush pushed us, can a child read at grade level?

If George Bush is telling us what to do, we aren't gonna do it.

Time Magazine quoted teachers who called phonics dehumanizing phonics.

This story colonizing.

That's the best part.

Colonizing, dehumanizing, colonizing the man telling us what to do?

What reading?

Yeah, objective objective facts is oppression.

God damn, I'm blown away by this one.

This is a crazy I'm really not because we've done so much of this across every fucking place on the planet.

I get it, mersh, I fucking get it.

I'm just telling you that.

My reason why is I never thought there was another way to learn how to read.

I never thought there isn't.

Obviously, that's so, then what are we doing for what?

And it became this holy war.

You have all these scientists, all these researchers who are not political, and they've been in the labs.

They've been looking at brain scans, they've been looking at we're doing.

All of this instead of just phonics.

Yeah, we're doing brainscans.

We're doing I like to It started with this woman shouting at the kid, like, don't sound it out right, and then now we're doing Now it looks like the kid's doing mo cap for a video game.

And then meanwhile, all we gotta do is take one step back.

It'd be like it was a dream sequence.

Just wake up and you walk out to your fridge and you can hear like a tutor with your kid going now sound it out, and you're like, oh god, we're back to no I wanted to hear.

Let's not teach them phonics, Let's put them in cerebro.

Man, it's just let's do that.

Let's fucking put wires.

We do them.

I'm really gonna ca that.

I'm just I'm I cannot believe that we're putting brain scans to dude.

Reading the way we've learned how to read has worked since the reading was invented.

Okay, you sounded out slowly, and then Billy Madison makes funny when you get bullied and you learn where we get the word phonics from the.

Fucking Phoenicians who invented the fucking alphabet.

Yeah, okay, and you know what they were.

That's a really long time ago.

And those people they didn't even they didn't even have fucking in the internet.

Dude, this is crazy, actually crazy.

Imagine thinking the Phoenicians were cool.

They didn't even have apple they had they had apples, there were people.

Yeah, it's a good point.

They're nerds.

They didn't have do you know what, they don't even have chat cheap et bro?

What the fuck did Dana those nerds?

I'll just have Crock read for me, moron, I have that, Yeah, like having computers.

Just think for me.

Now, what do you mean mersh This isn't a horror show you're looking at on the screen.

This is better than phonics.

Chris studies and we know that phonics is the way that kids learned to read.

A change in Mississippi provided more evidence.

Students here ranked last in.

Reading, but then Mississippi added more phonics helped kids early and held back those who couldn't read scores.

Shut up, No, crazy fucking way.

Faster than any other state.

People call it the Mississippi miracle.

It's a miracle, guys.

We used the proven system.

It was thousands of years old.

Suddenly it's got to work.

Like when Bart took up smoking to just quit and Homer's like, wow, good job, Bart, here's five dollars.

But he didn't do anything.

Dinny, Lisa, Dinny like, no, this should be the Mississippi mistake.

Forever, changing it from phonics.

Mississippi went up, and where's your state down here?

Fifth from the bottom.

Minnesota dropped.

He came with a chart because of your Minnesota drop.

What's up, dumb bitch.

So Funny just got like sort of talking shit to him, my best fake.

I wish the world were as black and white as that.

I wish it were more white.

I think the color balances off.

Have you seen that movie Pleasantville?

I wish there were an algorithm.

There is an algorithm to teach reading uses it.

I wish there was an algorithm.

Oh, there is one in his app.

The first step is memorize all of the sounds the letters make.

Yeah.

I don't know, man, I just give my money.

I just give my kid an iPad when we go out to dinner and I put on that fucking baby shock video and he seems pretty cool.

Do everyone else at Ruth Chris hates I don't give him headphones.

But whatever, It's not my problem, it's their problem.

I'm a bad parent.

Fuck them?

Have you ever?

I don't know if I've ever had that happen yet.

We're some he like had a like a kid had a loud iPad at a table.

I think that would set me the fuck off.

I don't think i'd sit through that.

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First, I run a little late, but that's because I was trying to sound out the words.

Uh yeah, that's what.

So I came across this on Instagram and I'm just gonna play the video and here's what it says.

One day.

So here, here's the video I saw here.

One day a parent might die and it's really going to matter who you married, Kay?

Right now, what's weird about this to you?

I mean, what's weird about it?

Yeah?

What what's weird about this entire situation?

I mean, I mean the fact that you'd set up a camera for this, obviously, But I mean I don't even think a parent that I think that they're like faking all of this.

You think it's all fake?

Yeah, because either way, you're a disgusting person, Like why would you why would you do that?

Like, why would you set up a tripod to greet like that?

Is a.

Woman disgusting?

I'll tell you who didn't set it up?

The guy?

No, of course not.

But he's but you know what, he's he's the.

Problem for allowing it or being in part of it, because if you were to ask me to do that, I'd.

Be like, fucking I fucking doing Yeah, no, of course, all right, let me let's do this one.

Okay.

So we all know our good friends saying yeah we yeah, we all.

But by the way, shout out to Patrick, our buddy Patrick.

He has been like keeping me up to date when any updates when I see him at the g so he's.

Like, dude, he sent me this.

So uh, this is the titles video.

The a cautioning situation just got way worse.

This is from American readoct And by the way, American Read Act, can you come up with some new titles?

Yeah, here we go this life in these white boy frat houses.

And I had a roster of guys that I would rotate through.

I'm just giving a little update of Wait, okay, I have two buttthhole stories.

So one time I met this guy on Tinder m M, and I made the dumb mistake of letting him sleep over, like not really wanting to hook up, and I like woke up in the morning and like my asshole was a little sore so.

But again I want to point out your husband is going on podcast seeing you were both virgins when you got the asshole.

Doesn't count I guess right.

And the whole thing was so explosive that it pretty much nuked the guy's entire online presence and reputation.

And the worst part about this is that the.

Story has This is the part that wild.

If anything, it's just starting to blow up, and honestly, it's become so mainstream that it's now permanently attached to Akasha's brand, ruining both his I mean, we're all going to react.

So he went and he did a stand up act for the first time coming you know, since he was on Dubai or something.

And he came back and this is what somebody that went to the stand up back said.

Ready, I went to the seven PM show last night and it was extremely awkward.

He was clearly not processing this situation well, and he ended the set twenty minutes early.

I only found out about his wife the day of the show, and honestly, after seeing that set basically be his therapy moment about it, I am way more suspicious of the controversy than before.

This is clearly something he's secure about, even though we he tried way too hard to make it seem like he wasn't.

So apparently at this show that he did for a show back, he didn't do any bits.

He just sat there for like for like twenty talke this and just talked about like why he's cool.

With it and why he thinks he's funny and all this stuff.

According to one of the audience, men really hard to be this career bvelihood.

No offense to the homeless people, but like you know when you get on the subway and there's like a homeless person sleeping and like everyone.

Has to get out of that car.

Yeah, that's what my husband's ball smell like.

He's not mad.

Nice thing to say about your husband.

Oh well, he's Indian.

I mean, that's true.

That's a good point too.

On top of the fact that it's likely ruined his comedy career.

What's even worse about this whole.

He had a comedy career?

Was he even money?

I know?

Man, thing is that it's likely destroyed the dynamic he has with Andrew Schultz and the guys.

Yeah, but Danrew Schultz also a fucking loser, So like you know, why would this destroy your relationship with you?

Like you know what I mean, Like like my own personal shit going coming out wouldn't effect like you know what I mean.

There's why more stuff has come out that before this, before all the stuff came out, they were having like some sort of boy Hank sash And there's clips of it of of Andrew Schultz getting upset because she's the only one that showed up and she was like being you know, and he was like annoyed that she wouldn't leave.

So apparently there was some stuff about her inserting herself into their stuff.

She's like, yo, yeah on the Flagrant Podcast, because The Flagrant Podcast has always loved to clown on guys and these types of relationships.

Whatever makes you sleep at night?

So do you think you think that your girl has slept with three times the amount of guys she's told.

You you.

Do?

I want to hear about a couple of the.

Previous Sorry, there's there's there's there's audience, there's people that there's a market for people that listen around and talk about dudes how many times they fuck bitches?

Yeah, this is this fresh and fits like all these shows.

What are you going to get out of them.

And by the way, these shows are mostly watched by guys that are aren't getting any pussy.

Yeah, I want to make sure taste.

It makes good taste.

I mean they probably have over one hundred episodes Will Smith talking cash Ship about every single person who was on his show for years.

See, that's the only thing that makes that's the only thing that makes this interesting to me.

It has to have like an angle that makes it funny for me.

Just some guy getting embarrassed by his girlfriends whatever, but it's one of the What if it's one of the fresh and fit or like flagrant guys and they're getting outed as a cock, then you're like yeah, or like or like that asshole that was on the whatever podcasts, A're gonna open a pickle jar like that guy.

Or if it's just like it could be any guy that talks like I'm the toughest, I'm the baddest motherfucker ever and then they get knocked out by some short, fat guy at a bar and you're.

Like, that's why you don't talk like that because you look like this all.

Just as the biggest cucumber king of all time.

That dynamic really won't work anymore.

I mean, Andrew, now we got we wanted to make jokes about it, but knowing how much it's eating away at a cash, they just didn't.

It was raining and that it was sunny like this gosh is.

Amanda or Dubai.

Yeah, a plan trip, a plan trip that was planned before this madness.

They want to make fun.

They want to make fun of it.

They want to Okay, is there and uh, obviously we want to talk about what's going on, but we don't.

Why you talk like a wigger?

I don't understand, Andrew, Why do you talk like that?

Like?

What is it?

Trapped in the character?

Now?

But the thing is, bro, this ship doesn't you don't.

It doesn't age well.

Like there's certain things, certain looks, certain styles, and certain.

Attitudes that just don't age out.

Well.

Yeah, you know, it's like the same thing.

It's like I always say, like the ship that made you like cool and made you a legend, like post high school makes you a fucking loser in your thirties and forties?

Are you still acting like this?

And yeah?

There should be a certain Yeah I don't.

I mean when you see Eminem and it's like he's in his fifties, and he's like, yeah, it sounds like Trump.

It's like up, dude, before Andrew Schultz watched Do the Right Thing as a kid and made that his whole fucking personality.

I'm here, mm hmm.

So once he's back, we're gonna have that conversation.

I'm sure I will be spirited.

Spirited conversation.

Eh, climate change.

Climate change is crazy, man, it's crazy that climate change.

They want to fucking OK and soda.

Yeah, we're not gonna make any jokes.

I'm making any jokes.

I'm trying to.

We're not making any jokes because we're a serious political podcast.

And you could tell that they wanted to clown on him so bad.

But hell, oh that was crazy that I believe.

I cut it out.

Circle Patreon episode they recorded later this day.

The essentially roasted AKSh the entire time, and as a result, a lot of the episode is just a censored blurry circle and.

We do it.

So wait a second, a patriot a paywall episode, you're censoring.

But they get they still don't want to hurt his feeling all over.

Oh that was crazy that I'd be so mad about, was your producer.

I don't want to cut it out?

You want to what you want to cut?

Also, how would you do it?

Or would you just leave this really funny part and then cut her in a part?

And then we come back with absolutely do.

So what would happen?

What was happening in that moment?

Were you getting a little wild?

No?

Used that gosh and then a cut?

There we go?

If he makes you cut it all, yeah, you better tell me.

I want to hear.

I want to hear all that same energy.

I want to hear say not, I want to cut out updated right now?

Wait, what I want to talk about?

Man?

Nothing now, that's brutal, fucking funny.

Nothing now that would have been my reply.

To now nothing, I guess because that's the only thing I want to talk about.

You're gonna leep.

I mean, you just know that they have a separate group chat where they send each other all the clips of jazz Leene disrespecting Akosh into oblivion.

Also, just based off the way they were acting in these clips time they've been always manages to dodge.

Oh yeah, can't be normal.

On the day of your wedding.

Right the first day I.

Met, I felt like I could feel love from him, and then the first day and the first time we.

Kiss and the first time.

She tense is up.

I felt so much love from him that at the wedding mark I didn't have any expectations for that feeling to increase, but really has increased, where I feel even more love from him than I ever thought.

That I could were enough.

Though, out of all the things to get defensive about, it was the whole kissing on the cheek thing that made her make a response video where she makes the excuse that she's just really uncomfortable with PDA.

Right, you literally talked about wanting to have a threesome, a foursome on a podcast with your best friend's husband.

You talked about falling asleep in somebody fucking your asshole.

But you're not good with PD.

I guarantee you that all the dudes that you were I quote popping your pussy for in the sorority and the fraternities, you said that were your word, your words.

Was trying to talk like an attorney right now, your.

Stay, your statement and I quote popping your pussy for the boys in the fraternity and sorority girls.

Which honestly would be a good excuse if she wasn't on TikTok and her own podcast talking about all the actual I just said, don't fantasies that she's done and wishes that.

It's a pre recorded video and so.

Something you can just see your body language.

There's a difference between not being super into PDA and like being skithed out right like like, I'm not a big PDA guy, right, like, but you know, if you're standing on leaving the pump pilot, the pump pilot was fine, Pump Trio, yeah, but I was like, you know, there's a difference though, between like, hey, I'm not really into like making out in public versus like this is the type of situation where if you're standing online at the store and you go up behind your chicken just put your kats on her shoulders, she'd probably be like, oh god, like you know what I mean, And that's like, all right, you're skeeved out by him.

Cool fantasies that she's done and wishes that she could do.

And then I'll also respond to the people saying I don't like my husband because I turned away from a kiss.

No, No, that's not the only reason we don't think you like your husband.

We think that's a symptom of you not liking your husband.

Let me be very clear, we don't think that.

We think that's a symptom of many reasons.

You don't like your husband, the way you talk about him, the way you treat him.

And here's what always happens to situations like this.

They might publicly never say it's bugging though, even though he finished his set twenty minutes early after not performing for a while, they might say something bugging, But there's no fucking way that they're not having moments where he's fucking looking at and going like why the fuck the fuck are you doing to me?

Man?

Like do you want this fucking life?

Or you know, I know he's a he's a bitch or whatever.

But there is a certain limit at a certain point when now you're like you told me we were I guarantee you, he said, you told me you were VIRGERI get married, and then you're going out there seeing you're getting fucked in the ass, Like, there's no way you're not having that conversation.

Yeah, I've never liked PDA physical touch.

I find it really over.

Well, I'm sorry.

Is that is that a costious nickname.

For stimulating, and so it's something I asked.

This is the craziest, the most bullshit line.

That a trick or I'm just overstimulated, you know, like when you pet a cat too.

Much, that's that's all she her cat.

She's had her cat pet plenty.

Trust me with my husband because that's his love language and love language.

I hate that phrase.

I feel like for him, he tries uh to do physical touch to regulate his emotions, and I find it really disregulating.

This therapy talk.

You got fucked in the ass, Sarah and talked about it.

So it's something we kind of work through in high stress situations because I get overstimulated when a lot of things are happening, and like my mother in law is there, my mom is there, and acast will tend to kiss me when there's a lot of people around, and sometimes I'm overstimulated.

So I'm just like, you.

Know what, shut the fuck up, you're an adult.

I'm so this is a lie, but even the lie is bullshit.

It's like, I'm so sick of people in fantilizing themselves.

They become babies where like, oh.

The reason I can't show my husband love is because I have a problem.

Go, no, you know what, I'm gonna overcome that.

There's a lot of stuff that people don't like that.

They go, No, I need to do this even if it makes me uncomfortable, because that's the right thing to do.

You don't do that.

Everything about these people, it's about Oh, I need to feel good all the time.

She needs to feel good all the time.

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but sometimes you have to feel embarrassment, you have to feel shame, you have to feel those things.

That's how you become a better person.

If you never feel those things, you you just become this.

And this is disgusting.

This is fucking disgusting.

I mean, Indiana, that's very funny.

You're such a.

Oh so yeah, if you want to know, like my whole fucking psychosis.

And so, even if this were the truth, it still doesn't justify not kissing him on the day of their own way, that's your wedding.

Sorry, on a high stress situation, you couldn't overcome it.

Kiss him on your fucking wedding.

And it's probably when I was fancy anyway, he's probably elephants there, and shit, fucking Vishnu was watching.

Fish new Yeah, all eight of his arms, Yeah, shacking off.

Fucking all these Indian gods have like five hundred arms, but none of them wipe.

It's weird.

This after he gets on one knee to propose, but after seeing the size of the diamond that Akash sadly paid a lot of money for, it was literally all she could talk.

And also that twenty five thousand dollars all Exiti.

Yeah, bro, this bitch lives like a queen and she's still cocking him.

This is about for the rest of the.

V And also, it doesn't seem like she adds anything other than being pretty sheets stress.

But I'm just saying other than being pretty, but like she doesn't even dominate in that category now she doesn't.

She's okay, there's much prettier Indian women.

There's much prettier women, period.

I'm tired.

You don't have to marry an Indian for Christ's.

Six oh.

Forever again?

Yes, did you name your podcast?

Your podcasts have to hurt disdain for you because it's fucking flagrant.

I mean, honestly, did you know this?

Not talk like an adult?

You're an adults arguable, So yeah, and.

My money is my money.

That is actually my number podcast.

That's my favorite quote.

But like any man that doesn't want to have a joint bank account or is it being transparent with his account, that's a red flag.

His money is our money and my money is my money.

That I heard his money is our money and my money is my money.

How could you, like I understand being like, oh.

Like a love sick little dope who thinks he can't do better in life.

But how can any man hear a bitch say something like this and not be like you.

Fucking god, dare you know what I mean?

Like, fucking dare you?

No?

My money is my money and your money is also my money because it started as my money.

And I mean, I honestly do think that, like personally, I don't know.

I mean, everybody did you know that's their own way of doing it.

I do think there should be a joint account.

I think most of the money should go to the joint account, but like you should both have your own goddamn money to a certain extent, you know what I mean?

But like just to go, no.

You pay for everything, and then I also keep all of my money.

It's insane.

That's crazy work and.

Is actually my number one.

They must be generous with their finances from day and.

So I think when she says these things, she thinks she's being some kind of stand on business girl boss influencer.

Stand on business girl boss influence.

It's the best I can see.

Ends.

But he's a bad This is a good looking guy.

At least, you know, such a divorce.

She we own of everything Akasha is worth.

As she's confirmed that they did not sign a prenup.

That's nuts.

Oh god, bro, you're so fucking cooked.

You better wash your feet.

Because and get this, she thinks prenups are red flags.

Everything's a red flag, ma'am.

Ma'am, you're fucking walking to you are a red flag?

Okay?

Is it just me?

Or is the of asking a goo to sign a prenup incredibly offensive?

We don't trust you?

Yeah, and only one way, Like if I ask someone to sign a prenup because I had some like booming business, then I would be like, yeah, can you just sign this prenup?

Because so again she wants if she always had a bunch of.

Money, she would make him sup, She'd make him sign a prenup.

Bro, you are eternally cooked forever it's.

Like I don't want to like lose all my money.

But then, like, if a guy asked you to sign a prenup, I would be like, I would call off the wedding.

Like I would literally call off the wedding.

You would have called off the wedding if I asked you to sign a prenup.

Yeah, Like, I'm not even joking.

He's considering it.

You can hear it in his voice.

I hadn't, so, Yeah, this just really looks like a lose lose situation for Ack his feet.

He didn't have any tools.

He's even talked about how he manages his feelings and the relationship on a podcast he did months before this all went down.

Yes, Turbulent, so we didn't have any tools.

Our fights would get crazy going on.

There's a box that snaps and it has all the basic ones in it.

It's like fucking eight bucks.

My favorite was I liked Turbulent three when there's like a metal concert on the plane.

Oh yeah, that was sick, dude, that was sick.

You're right, that was cool.

Watches because watches such bit motimes, it's always Crank two or Turbulence three, Like it's he never references the original movie of any series.

It's always like, I actually like Turbulence three.

When they have the metal concert in the lane, it's like Jesus Man, I couldn't survive in Pessy's brain for an hour.

It's like a carnival.

You wouldn't want to man Kumanji up there.

Don't say it.

Pre you calm with her until I'm not, and then I it's hard for me to cap second.

On who's Indian Eric Griffin over here?

Who's this guy?

But you I played Montez and what is this guy?

H one b Workaholics?

Okay zero zero for ten days in remote Workaholics.

Camera call center.

What's the funniest remote?

Yeah, let's go.

God damn, that's fun.

And by the way, they see it in the same house as the guys from Workaholics because they've just taken over that town of course.

Or felt unsaved like I would hit her, but like I like hit myself a couple of times, like the maniac and like.

That's not By the way, that's never scary to women.

They think it's funny that.

And also they think it's funny you hurt yourself.

They think you're a crazy homo who's impotent and has no rage.

You're better off hitting a wall or something, or you know.

What I like to do is I like to always buy a couple of cheap lamps.

That's good because if you just throw, but like it's only like eight bucks to replace them.

I buy smashing bases, smashing I do, and then I smash them.

I'm telling you try the smashing lamp next time.

I will a lot more emphasis because you break a vase is a vase.

But you break something that is practical use, It's like, whoa, he's serious, and Murray's listening.

Hey, ignore the Amazon thing I'm buying.

Okay, Oh it was a lot of therapy her the ten pack of lamps.

I it's a Christmas present for me.

For me, Yeah, he's gonna turn the garage into like remember when Charlie had that room and it's always sunny where he just broke bottles.

Yep.

Yeah, it's gonna be lamps's breaking lamps in the garage, lamps in the garage.

I'd been thinking about therapy for a while and I realized I love this girl, and I didn't know.

I don't even think I knew how much Intel therapy.

But like I was like, if you don't know how much you love somebody until therapy, you shouldn't be with them.

That means a therapist who, by the way, she probably picked talked you into loving her.

Well, you know that's not true, because I actually had a girlfriend I didn't know I hated until I did LSD one time, and that was that's kind.

Of like therapy.

That makes sense, that makes sense.

Yeah, she literally called me one night and I was I took like three hits of acid and my phone rang and I looked at the phone, right and this back when like I actually would put the effort of like having a certain ring tone or a certain face for certain people, and her ringtne popped up and I saw her face and I was just tripping balls, and I very calmly, was like why do I like this bitch?

And it all hit me at once, like you ever have that shit when you're It all hit me at once, like you don't even.

Like this bitch, And I was just like, damn, I love this guy.

I stayed with it from the other year and then we broke up.

It's about another month and a half.

Yeah, I'm a coward.

This girl I want to make at work with.

I can't let this get in the way, so I started therapy twenty sixteen.

I think, regardless of what he does, though, no one is ever forgetting this, especially because he's a comedian who used to clown on God, it will be.

One hot me because Mike one.

Hundred percent over for mister Singh, and he will be trapped forever.

Gosh, like, please don't divorce me because my credit score is fucked up too, and it will leave me in a really bad position.

But then I guess, like I just would go to.

Only fans or something like that, Jesus, and it will even out.

Your teeth are humongous, No, I said, if God forbid, you don't say that.

But when he divorces you, you said it.

Why are you even joking about I'm not joking.

You're joking about getting on OnlyFans.

If I said your teeth are humongous, I cannot get over them.

Dude, did you ask for the mister vaneers what?

I wouldn't do it anyway?

Those are my feet, Well, don't even joke.

Don't joke about my feet.

So yeah, I think how you guys are fucking terrible well, I'm sure there'll be more.

Do you think they'll get divorced.

Uh, they will get divorced, and he is gonna get fucking Actually maybe not, because they are Indian.

That arranged is weird, man, I don't think it was.

It wasn't arranged.

It really wasn't arranged.

Let me read to Randall Flagg.

This woman is a walking kiss for evoking citizenship for anchor babies and the porting for a subcontinent where she can enjoy a long arrange of marriage to a seventy five year old man in a comfy bed of cow dung.

And then I got that video, but I'm playing a second, thank you.

Uh.

This this is.

What I'm eating for lunch.

We got Trader Joe's cookies.

They're the best cookies ever.

What she's eating him like cereal?

What?

What?

This is the fattest thing I've ever seen.

Yeah, and I've seen some pretty I've seen some fat stuff went down the wrong.

Pete, you're inhaling cookies, ma'am.

You're a fat You're a fat monster.

You're disgusting, fat monster.

Why are you doing this?

She no, I'm not kidding.

She literally just inhaled.

A cookie yeah, and choked on it.

Yeah.

She just tried to breathe food.

Yeah, and she can't.

She's so fucking sick.

Like, look, man, I get it.

I'm fat, guys, so you know, I'm sure people in the comments always be like, oh, you're fro what you making one of these fat people?

Bro, there, that's a circus fat.

This is circus fat.

I'm not gonna watch.

Her throat has like multiple passages to different stomachs, like some weird hybrid between like a cow and a duck vagina.

It is brill like a fucking like a whale, the juicy.

So there was a woman strong man competition, right, and this dude seven foot listen to this woman, this beautiful trans woman who's seven foot four hundred pounds one and well here, just check this out.

Not expect to win.

It was a pipdream, obviously, wait to find out.

Why are you yapping?

Why do you keep complating?

Right?

For a second woman video, have the footage of the second place person going.

Yes, here it is this is the The woman on the left is the black woman.

And by the way, and by the way, the biological black woman on the left looks like a tank.

She should have rightfully won this.

No, no, no, because she didn't win, she.

Would have got she would have advanced to like to like the finals, like the Big Show.

And because she got second place, she didn't.

And I want you to look.

I want you to look at her reaction when this thing wants.

Check us out.

A monster if you will, this is.

Bullshit, she says.

You see her, read her lips, Read her lips, read her lips.

One else a monster if you will with.

It, this is bullshit.

It is I'm with you man, A clear genetic advantage.

Now, if she wants to be trans and identify as a woman, well that's her own progative.

But when can we go now?

Yeah?

Can we go out?

Yeah?

So this is the black car she's really good to.

Does anyone think that's fair?

And so I asked my audience.

I pulled them, and ninety seven percent said that this is not fair.

Even support trans think that this is simple.

So here's what happened.

Here's the story.

It's it was not the powerlifting or the strong Man Association that like allowed a trans person be in there, because they're actually most of these powerliftings they're pretty base.

They don't they don't really, but there's no testing, right there was there's no testing because they don't test for.

Anything, So what are you gonna test for a penis?

That's exactly my point.

There's no testing.

So they had to take the words.

But then they you know what they found mersh you know you know how they found out that not they found out everyone always suspected that.

It was a trans person.

Uh this trans uh seven foot tall, four hundred pounds trans person from OnlyFans.

No, yep, trans trans OnlyFans.

Uh.

And that's how they found out.

Now credit and I've heard this way, that's how they found out.

Like nobody had an inkling.

No, they did have an inkling, but they didn't have proof.

You couldn't do anything proof.

So once that came out, Now, what I heard today was the update was that the the strong Man, the strong Man Associations are they're going to void the win and everyone everyone's gonna move up once so the black girl is going to be able to good finally, and they're doing it right away.

Though they're doing it right away, but and and and now the problem is how do you test for this?

And honestly, the simplest way to test for this penis.

You have to look at their genitals.

That's it.

That's all.

You just got to treat it like you got to treat it like a puppy or a kitten.

Just hold them upside down by their legs and you're like, oh, there we go.

No, because the other part is like, if you do, if you do with any event where you do get like drug tested or whatever, they the guys looking at your dick because they it's like when you're on probation, they have to look at you p right.

First of all, everyone's always looking at my dick.

All right, So I got it.

Yeah, that's that's true.

Everyone's like, why is it out?

This is Disney World.

Seriously, sir, you're under arrest.

You can do this here.

So I thought this was America and they go, no.

It's Disney Oh sorry, yeah, you're allowed to do this here.

Now.

I forgot you were a sovereign nation.

Yeah, I forgot you could do whatever you fuck you are ahem.

On this Morning's Cup of Joy, generous Landlord, it's finding ways to alleviate the strains of the housing crisis, at least for his tenant.

Landlord Travis Johnson runs off twelve Homes of Virginia has been a landlord for eight years, so he knows what it's like to have to stretch the dollar.

And he also is probably famous on some sort of Instagram or TikTok.

Yeah, and he's Skinny's gonna give away free rent, but it's really just so he could make content out of it and make more money on it.

But you know what, if that's the case, good for him.

No, I agree, he's strugrust me.

I wish he was my fucking land I would love for my landlord to go, Hey, I'm working on this new real estate.

TikTok, We'll give your rent for free free.

Are you fucking serious?

Sure?

Thanks.

Next time I see you, I'm going to suck your dick in the driveway, sir.

But I'm not downloading TikTok.

No, I'll be in your TikTok video.

I'm never gonna watch.

Or like it.

Personally delivered a huge surprise to a few of his tenants, telling them that their rent for the of November and December.

We're already paid for.

Just for the rest of the year.

Action but no, I know that, but still a year free.

Oh, for the rest of the year.

Just to like till till January.

So well, let's say start, let's say it's two months, two months free rent.

All right, fine, I'm only gonna give you a hand job in the driveway, but still y'all free, y'all Christmas, ye seek.

It was like a man that's a wig.

And it was crazy because like we we won't go pay rent anyway on time.

But now it's like the pressure is off, the bricks off my back.

Well, Johnson said he looks forward to find it.

How long before one of these tenants like tries to argue in court?

He said, I never had to pay rent again.

Fava, Yeah, you're right, you're right, and then he's gonna have to evict victim.

It's almost like any kind act just always it never goes unpunished.

In this day.

For example, you know it's donation boxer squad or now you know donation good will boxes.

This is just such a crazy story.

A man was found dead inside of a donation box.

You're Houston this morning, Can I guess Chilian Hartman live for us.

I'm gonna guess overdose in a donation in the box.

Well, if it was like chilly out or something, guy wanted to just go hide and sleep.

You sleep on a pile of clothes if you're all stone.

The latest from investigators.

No, it's really hard to get in those boxes because they do that.

I mean, if you've seen that, they do that thing where you can't get in them.

So obviously not impossible.

God, they found a dead body in then.

You.

So authorities tell us that that man called nine one one after he got trapped inside a donation He got trapped.

Box just like.

This one, probably trying to steal from it.

One.

Oh yeah, that's actually good.

You might have fell into it trying to.

Did share photos with us of the incident.

Take a look at this.

So the Harris County Constable for precinc four said that this happened this morning along North Grand Parkway West.

Deputies were called to the scene and they say they found my got it was Harris County.

Because if there's one thing Alex Rosen of Predator Poaches has taught me, is it Harris County and Houston PD are some of the best law enforcement in the world.

Oh, dead inside the donation box.

Now, we have reached out to authorities four details on this, but we are still waiting to hear back.

How do you not have Okay, first off, the car fucking audio, but how do you not have details on this?

Have there have been similar incidents.

Like this one in our area before similar situation.

There's been two that we've.

Reported on some This has happened twice before.

Our situations in the past few years, and we do have videos of those situations.

Take a look at this.

So we learned that back in June of this year, Deputy say, a man got stuck inside a donation box on Crosby Lynchburg Road.

They say he was turning out.

It's part of the New TikTok challenge, the donation box challenge.

Just every year, new thing killing.

Everybody trapped and died.

And then in twenty twenty two, firefighters rescued a woman who was trapped in a donation box along West TikTok the nation.

I'm not even gonna lie to you.

I've actually seen a couple times where like you walk past the donation box and you can see that the fucking fire fire people that cut out.

Dude, that's wild.

I seemed to let someone out of it.

I don't know that was a bit of a problem.

I really didn't know that had no clues.

People are stupid and cold.

I figured that's why I figured.

I had a feeling that it was going to be one of these things.

But the other one was in June, so it wasn't cold.

It was they were stealing.

Maybe it was hot watches.

Two guys rip a box from the hands of a FedEx driver in broad daylight, then take off getaway car.

The delivery man had no way of knowing what was happening.

But this morning, prosecutors on Long Island say, the thieves, oh tis health, he relaxed, exactly what they wanted to steal, and when it would show.

Up, pirates would be there waiting.

We stop calling them porch pirates.

Pirates were cool.

No, those are some ali porch pirates.

But seriously, remember pirates used to actually roll up and fight you and take your shit.

You know what I mean?

These are just fucking basically glorified purse snatchers, as though they were expecting them.

Prosecutors say a sophisticated ring of porch pirates was after mobile phones and other electronics and knew when FedEx was dropping them off.

Now because they had hacked into the shipping chep oh cients delivery network and placed bulk orders using fake names but real addresses of unsuspecting homeowners.

Once they were placed into the system, the co conspiras would then contact these runners and tell them these are the names, and you're gonna go out and pick them up.

Officials releasing videos they say show the alleged pattern.

A FedEx employee drops off a box and moments later a thief swipes it and flees in a waiting car.

And the homeowner doesn't think anything of it because they weren't expecting a package.

You know what, Can I be honest with you, this is kind of badass and kind of pirate, Like all right that guys get yeah, because every time I your porch, Pirates is just using run up, grabby shit and run.

This is very pirty, fucking scamming like eight different people.

It's sophisticated.

I like this.

The only people that they're hurting really is Apple.

Yeah, well they're going to pass that fucking cost.

On to you, but I away, but listen hear me out.

Then the worst case scenario, they're only ripping off Apple customers.

Yeah, I don't care those people.

The phones were allegedly taken to when your.

Jump bitch girlfriend wants to get a fucking Rose Gold iPhone, you're the.

Assholets got to pay for it.

I'm an android man myself.

No, that ain't happen.

I ain't no cash, I ain't find that shit.

Some in the bronx and garbage bags before they were resold in the United States and internationally, invest gators say they recovered more than two hundred mobile phones and tens of thousands of dollars in cash.

Once they're unlocked and being able to be utilized as both the communications device end or Internet access device, they would be literally untraceable by law enforcement.

Prosecutors identified four dozens of robberies and stuff accounting alone, but they say cell phones are being stolen this way up and down the East Coast.

FedEx told us at a statement the shipping industry is now working with law enforcement to address the rise in porch pirate.

How would you stop?

How did you?

How did your system get hacked?

This guy looks like an alfredy Newman had like a serious brother.

Yes, yes, yes, all right?

Uh?

Who he is?

This is new video of Mecca in the back of the squad car.

Right before police released him out of custody, and tonight, the APC station in Madison reports a person identify find them themselves as a person from their newsroom, saying that they're leaving Madison with Geyser and that was the best going on for safe.

Now here's part of all the slender Man.

Oh, the slender Man thing.

Okay, yeah, I got it, got it, got it.

I did not find this out until mid morning yesterday.

So could somebody quick explain the slender Man stabbing thing?

Okay, So these two little girls ten years ago or so, we're obsessed with slender Man, and they lured another like ten or twelve year old girl out to the woods and stabbed her to death.

Merse, So, Mercer, you're getting two things mixed up.

That was those That was those young boys in England that like Lord of the kid.

Wait, this one was they invited her to a sleepover.

First.

Oh no, you're right.

They did stab her and they took her out of the woods and they sped and they took her to the woods.

Yes, my bad, and then they just like went home and then we'll never get caught.

And then they got caught like the next day and they were like, oh yeah, we stabbed her for slender Man.

And then the courts decided, oh yeah, he's two kids are fucking batshit, and they sentenced him to like twenty to like forty years, like in a mental.

Health asylum, you know whatever.

And now one of them got released, and then this one was like the crazier one.

I remember, I do remember this story, now, I do remember.

So then this bitch was.

The crazier one and they didn't release her.

So then she cut off her ankle bracelet and just bounced.

Until mid morning yesterday, already in Chicago.

Find out what she ran because of me.

Well, Mecca, who also goes by Charlie, says the paramedic church she informed a strong friendship.

Mecca says Guyser wanted to escape because she was worried the group home she was living at would not let them visit each other.

Eve She's like, they'll take away our visitation.

Charlie, you and you're my best friend, and you know you know that before you showed up, I was ready to drink bleach and.

Just taste good this skin think of it is sure he made it clear if I didn't go, whether or not she was still going and she was not going back to jail.

And I know what that at the end of the day, I followed what I thought was right.

Well it the police reports.

As Mecca and Geyser were trying to make it to Nashville, Tennessee.

I wanted if she wanted to be on stage at the Grand Old Opry.

That was her thing.

She wanted to murder Dolly Pardon on stage of the Grand Old Opry for slender Man.

She always wanted to ride a mechanical bull.

Mmmm, you could do that at any bar.

You have to go to Nashville for that.

She didn't know she's been in a mental nuts.

She's been in a mental because of the stabbings.

Yeah, so just because of the stabbings.

She thought you could only ride a mechanical bull in Nashville.

Anything on YouTube.

Uh, let me see here, we do have one or two.

Let me see Juggernaut for five.

That dude could have been a monster.

He decided to be a woman.

Yep, seven foot he could have been from Grenoble homes.

Uh and then uh shrew three k I hear a cash even paid m Bison to have Ken fight Dalcine during the wedding reception.

Wow, that's a good reference and also a callback because we were talking a good reference.

Uh, look at that.

Everybody got it.

Cooks and black people and street fighter fans, gamer, we got everybody today.

You all got it?

All right, let's see here.

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