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Speaker 2During the third millennia, in a strange place known as the United States of America was brewing.
Brainwashed Marxist idiots in colleges across the name clashed with equally brainwashed anime obsessed neo Nazis.
Starbucks windows were shattered and Dodge Challengers were totalled, and Muslims realized that rental bands were cheaper than plane tickets.
Skinny amement millennials from coast to coast were hospitalized with life changing injuries such as springs and first degree burns, and the heroic Knights of wour Chan rose.
Speaker 3Up to defeat Shylof and.
Speaker 2Drive the evil villain into a descent towards a madness of the lights from.
Speaker 4Which he would never recover.
Speaker 2As the enemies of Freedom destroy the cities that raised them, as America begins to resemble an Iron Maiden album come to life, two heroes have risen up to fight against the culture of utter madness and restore sanity the only way they know how the fuckers by refusing to take any of it seriously.
Speaker 4Mersh, what is up with Darren?
You know, man?
What what happened to him?
People say?
I got a real twist and sense of humor.
He looks like he just be on the back of a ten dollars bill.
Speaker 2Oh my god, Royce Lopez.
Speaker 4I don't know what it is about him.
Old me, I'm a groat.
Maybe I'm sick of hearing about him.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't like hot hamp.
Speaker 4Maybe it's his face.
He's a punchable face and wouldn't downloaded pig which he said nothing to me.
He's probably a nice guy, don't care.
I don't know what it is about the guy Big Cranberry has been lying to you down forever.
Speaker 2By their mutual love of smoking marijuana, Simpson's references and affection towards Alex Jones, these two men have joined forces to bring you uncut news and opinions directly from the belly of the beast.
Speaker 4He looks like he should be flying a kite with a fucking key on it.
Brendan says, he hasn't been able to use the N word for a while.
That's the source of.
Speaker 2You saving Western civilization one childish dick joke at a time.
Here they are your new heroes of the Imperium.
Speaker 5Mersh and Royce.
Speaker 6Mute Hi Hi Hi, everybody, It's revenge of thesists.
It's Monday, and I don't know.
I'm just feeling the weekend didn't even happen.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, hi, everybody.
My satic is fucking killing me.
Speaker 7I wasn't able to stand yesterday basically and today barely whatever.
Speaker 4It's fine.
Speaker 7Well, but you know what, I will admit, I do have a case on the mondays guys.
Yea, and I heard its terminal.
Everyone's suffering with it today.
But we are back, and uh, everything kind of sucks.
Yeah, I mean, it's just everything like that.
There's kind of like it sucks and it keeps getting like worse, but we're all pretending that it's better and it's not.
Speaker 4I'm not pretending.
Speaker 7Yeah, yeah, did you you saw what happened over in DC this weekend?
Speaker 8And we're here for a very serious purpose, very serious purpose.
Something's out of control, but we're going to put it in control very quickly, like we did on the southern border.
I'm announcing a historic action to rescue our nation's capital from crime, bloodshed, bedlam, and squalor and worse.
This is Liberation Day in DC, and we're going to take our capital back.
We're taking it back under the rate a.
President Trump, you said that the Epstein thing was.
Speaker 7A ho exc and remember you said that like your supporters that believed that we're big, stupid idiots.
Speaker 6I love that he's still just getting that thrown in him every two seconds.
Speaker 4Yeah, and it's not going to stop.
Speaker 8Authorities vested in me.
As the president of the United States.
I'm officially invoking Section seven forty of the District of Columbia Home Rule Action Cool.
Speaker 6I don't live in DC, and I honestly don't care if it's sinks in with the fucking ocean.
Speaker 7We've got anything good, got anything better.
I live in Florida, so I'm chill.
The Epstein thing would be really great.
We live in Florida.
We just shoot our problems, huh.
And it works like ninety of the time.
Speaker 4That is.
Speaker 8And placing the DC Metropolitan Police Department under direct federal control and you'll be meeting the people that will be directly involved.
Speaker 7With hope to get that little black kid they always dressing up like a cop.
Make him in charge of that would be hilarious.
He's the military action.
Speaker 4You know, weirdo, a little weird kid, and a kid is so odd very good people.
Speaker 8Something and they know what's happening and they've done it before.
In addition, I'm deploying the National Guard to help re established law order of public safety.
Speaker 7Don't worry, guys, the people who work like two times a month have got this on lock.
Okay, the ones who work part two times?
Was it two weeks out of the year.
Yes, they got it.
They got Hey, don't worry.
We got the National Guard coming.
Boys, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 4Finally put them to work.
Speaker 7They're basically the military security guards.
No offense if you're in the National Guard.
But let's be honest with ourselves.
Speaker 4Okay in Washington, d C.
Speaker 8And they're gonna be allowed to do their job probably.
Speaker 7Oh the National Guard, you mean the landlocked Coast Guard?
Sounds great.
Oh, there's National Guard people that are gonna be so fucking pissed at us.
No, I know the Coast Guard's cooler because they actually be they're actually useful during times of war because they have boats.
Speaker 4I get it.
Speaker 9But yeah, let me let me fucking let me let me be the devil's advocate here so they're not super angry.
The motherfuckers who picked the National Guard are the smart ones.
Stay home.
They didn't have to go off to fucking god knows fuck where they got their stupid hell they a virgie viergie.
Speaker 4I've met some of them.
Speaker 7They're not smartly, and you people are victims of them.
Speaker 4That's stupid too.
Speaker 8You know your reporters, and I understand a lot of yours.
Speaker 4They're less stupid, all right.
Speaker 8Tend to be on the liberal side.
Speaker 7Look, I'm gonna die for Israel anyway.
I might as well be in Chicago.
At least they live in America, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4Chicago's not America.
Speaker 7Well, I mean my point is, at least there's a Wendy's there.
Well, no, they burn it down, but there was a Wendy's there was.
Speaker 4Yeah, but you know what America, America?
All right?
Speaker 7Pull in the chat.
Where would you rather die?
Iraq or Shyraq?
Go pick now?
Speaker 8You don't want to get mugged and raped and shot and killed.
Speaker 4We speak for yourself.
Speaker 7Some people have kinks, so we don't kicksham around these parts, okay.
Speaker 8And you all know people and friends of yours that that happened, and so you can be any any.
Speaker 7Hey, Pam, maybe we stop with those empic Now, Okay, sweetie, maybe we've those empick's like she's like wasting away.
Speaker 4Yeah, maybe we have those empicked a little bit too much.
We could stop now, Okay, thing.
Speaker 8You want, But you want to have safety in the streets.
You want to be able to leave your apartment or your house where you live.
Speaker 7I'd also like to know about the international pedophile Island that was being funded buy our tax dollars and used to blackmail people that are probably part of currently in government doing all these laws.
Speaker 4That'd be cool.
Speaker 7And somebody in the chat says, how's the National Guard going to help release the Epstein felt?
Oh that's my answer.
Oh oh look man, I just cover the news.
Dude, I don't know what we're doing anymore.
But problem is, I've never played like five D chests, so I don't know how this works.
You know, I barely play regular chess.
So like I call it hard checkers.
Speaker 8And feel safe and go into a store to buy a newspaper or buy something.
Speaker 9Or as I call it, black backgammon.
Speaker 4And you don't have that.
Speaker 5Now.
Speaker 8The murder rate in Washington today is higher than that of you, except.
Speaker 6As one of those people that you can tell he doesn't know what to do with his hands.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's like a Columbia.
Speaker 9He looks like an action figure before you pose it.
Speaker 7Yeah, a terminator.
It's like a terminator.
Speaker 8Mexico City some of the places that you hear about as being.
Speaker 7The only person that's doing at least look, I don't only I hate Pam Bondi actually, but at least that's what you do with your hands.
Speaker 4Yeah, you cross.
Speaker 7One over the other so you look stupid, you know, or you could even do it behind your back, you know, but straight to your side.
Speaker 4It's super weird.
The worst place do what panm Bondy does with her hands.
Cover your eyes.
Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 8Yeah, yeah, because on earth's much higher.
Speaker 10Just broth.
Speaker 4I don't if the rumors are true.
Speaker 7But the rumors is when like the Epstein like Phase one thing, they came out.
Apparently the reason that went so wrong is because she was trying to surprise Trump with like this, you know, by releasing the files and making them look good.
That's why at the Bottoments is by the most transparent organ But the problem is she didn't run it by him because he probably wouldn't have wanted her to do it.
Speaker 4So she did it.
Speaker 7Think she was gonna be like, I know pro and then he was like, what the fuck are you?
I'm in the files, asshole.
Speaker 4You're a dumb bitch.
So and that's that's that's my working theory.
This is much higher.
Speaker 8The number of car theF s has doubled over the past five years, and the number of car jackings has more than tripled.
Murders and twenty twenty three reached the highest rate probably ever they say twenty five years.
Speaker 7I have to think that Florida probably has the lowest percentage, one of the lowest percentage of carjackings, right like, just.
Speaker 6Because I mean home invasions for sure, I don't know about carjackings, but.
Speaker 7Do you think I mean, I just feel like most people that have a gun or also gonna have it in their car, you know.
Speaker 4Uh, let's do this one.
Speaker 11There's new tension in downtown La tonight, where demonstrators had gathered demanding the release of a local nurse and activists taken into federal custody in San Pedro.
Speaker 4This new video, just in the LAPD says an.
Speaker 11Unlawful assembly was declared because of the aggressive nature of a few of the demonstrators.
Officers now working to clear the area.
The demonstration downtown beginning with supporters demanding the release of a nurse and activist who was taken into federal custody in San Pedro.
She was documenting the actions of immigration agents at the time, but witnesses say she did nothing to provoke them.
Eyewitness News reporter Leande Suitors Live with the latest on her arrest, as more local cities join a lawsuit against the federal government.
Speaker 4Leanne, I've remember said, these cities, you send the federal government for what.
Speaker 7Unless you change federal law, you guys really can't do much in these situations.
Speaker 12First, let's touch on that protest continuing into the night and that confrontation with police.
The labed now shutting down the area all around the federal detention center here in downtown LA.
Speaker 9I'll show you live over my shoulder.
Speaker 12Here you can see they've completely shut down Alameda.
A handful of those protesters that remain now lying at the bridge over the One Ohero week.
Speaker 7I don't ever understand the waving Mexican flag thing.
Speaker 4I don't get it.
Oh they're Mexicans, No, I know that they're OK.
Speaker 7I'm very aware that the Mexicans because they're five foot two and they crouch down and make women feel awkward at gas stations while they drink clamado beer.
Speaker 4I know that.
Speaker 7But what I mean is, if it's so fucking great there and you love the place, why don't you guys just go fix it?
I don't understand how a group of people that is so good at building things can't fix Mexico.
Right, Like they're all day laborers, they all build homes.
How come they just can't build themselves a fucking home in Mexico.
I don't understand it.
It's full of Mexicans, but so's la.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 13Fun.
Speaker 12Things seem to have calmed down for now.
Earlier tonight that was not the case.
But all of this originally starting with the members of community activist groups calling for the release of one of their own.
Speaker 7Yeah, have you noticed something that these little, these little little little riots and these little fucking uh, these little street takeovers that they used to do, and all this shit that we used to be peaceful protests and we turn into riots.
Notice how they kind of like really haven't happened ever since the USA dried up.
You notice how once the money stopped flowing, and you couldn't because a lot of these people we found out, like they're just professional paid protesters.
Speaker 4Well, the protests have dried up, not the street takeovers.
Those those are those are still going on for free because people just do that for love of the game.
Speaker 7You mean, like the fucking like the lady who was drunk at that street takeover doing like fucking donuts.
Speaker 4With the car.
That was awesome.
What l He's cool, dude, Look see Exhibit A.
You're gonna put your knee on.
Speaker 12An aggressive.
Speaker 7LA does not have a comedy scene anymore, by the way, Like there is no comedy scene in LA.
Speaker 4It's all in Austin.
They all left captured on it now they're now for everyone.
Speaker 7Half of them are pissed that they were still in Austin.
Now they want to leave cameras I see you.
Speaker 12Nurse and community activist Amanda Treeback is taken into custody by federal agents outside Terminal Island in San Pedro.
Speaker 4She's here making sure the community is safe and for this to happen to her swing a cry, leave fucking leave wrong.
Speaker 14Should all know it's wrong?
Speaker 9Tree Back?
Speaker 4Shut up?
Speaker 12Leave was on a community patrol with Union del Barrio outside the Terminal Island staging area for ICE.
Witnesses say she was holding a sign when she was suddenly confronted by agents.
Speaker 15They charged at her and she dropped the poster.
And the agents are claiming that she attacked them with that poster, and we know that that is not true.
Speaker 16Ah.
Speaker 7I feel like I feel like she probably attacked them with that post, said, they are making false claims to try to intimidate.
Speaker 4I love when like stupid people try to like do police talk or law talk, you know, and.
Speaker 7Then the particular individual at the time of detainment.
Oh, they just fucking repeat whatever they hear.
The Sovereign Citizens video say, yeah.
Speaker 15You guys to stop us from doing the work.
Speaker 10That we're doing.
Speaker 4What work are you doing?
Speaker 12Union del Bario members rallying outside the Federal detentionsent.
Speaker 4Well, you guys, wear a mask.
Speaker 12You're outside or in downtown La, demanding tree Back be immediately released.
Her arrest coming as federal agents continue to conduct raids.
The latest in Lake Balboa.
Speaker 3You kiss them.
Speaker 4You don't even speak English.
Yeah, well they live in LA they don't have to.
Speaker 12That's true, This worker says, all of a sudden, they got out and started arresting people, and they took my coworker away.
Many say the actions are in violation of the temporary restraining order preventing federal agents from racial profiling.
Several other local cities and now joining the county and City of La ensuing the federal government over the immigration raids across southern California.
Speaker 17We will defend the rights, dignity and safety of every resident in our communities.
Speaker 4But what about all the people that citizens?
What about all the people?
Speaker 7Yeah, they You couldn't say citizen, That's a good point.
You had to say residents.
What about all the people that are getting like stab?
What about the homeless?
Speaker 4Stuff?
Speaker 5Like?
Speaker 7Really, you guys have to protect Why Gamma catch donated ten dollars?
It's a two part question.
Jesus, buddy, are you in drugs again?
Speaker 4Royce?
Speaker 7Just think why you and your lovely salami wife are feeding the park sloppers like ducks at the Disney Palisades.
Mersh is flopping all over your house, nose deep in esther Povitski's hippie armpits, rubbing steamed ham.
Speaker 4All over your eggs?
Why do you allow that?
What are you talking about dude references to what steamedams?
Remember that was like, no, I got it, but I don't understand remember the est thing that was funny?
Speaker 7Honesty and I really remember the thing.
I don't get it, man, I can't answer your question because I don't know what the question is.
Speaker 3Uh.
Speaker 7Former, there's a former CEO seven eleven explains what wasn't looking in?
Well, that's why he's former CEO.
Ah, here's here's why I can explain why seven to eleven is better in Japan?
Speaker 18So why is seven eleven Japan so much better?
Speaker 4How do they do all this amazing cool?
Because Japan is full of Japanese people?
Okay, much better?
Speaker 5How do they do all this eightiessing food?
Speaker 4How are they so successful over yet?
Why is seven eleven in Japan so much better?
Oh?
Uh no, blacks, Okay, I hope that helps.
The secret is right there.
Speaker 18An information is system that is cutting edge.
We borrowed the technology for the United States.
The seven eleven Japan still stays ahead of everybody else from the world, also.
Speaker 6Creating amazing funny does this whole fucking dog and pony shit?
Does fel fan And he's like, oh, also there's no black people.
Speaker 18For every product they sell, they can tell you what time of day it ran out of stock and what time of day they need to order it to have it replenished.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 7But in America, even if we had that syste people would steal it, so then it would mess it up.
Speaker 18Yeah, they have commissary.
Speaker 7That's why Walgreens everything is behind security glass except some block.
Speaker 18Just that make this fresh food every single day, multiple times a day, and they.
Speaker 7Deliver it and work boots three times a day, and everything that's not your timberland will be stolen.
Speaker 18Seven eleven is four, so every fresh product is incredibly fresh.
That's why seven eleven Japan is so successful.
Speaker 4Yeah, and it's it's the thing mershed.
There's no black people.
Yeah, it's probably that thing.
I'm just gonna guess so Yeah.
Speaker 19But also, grapes are like two hundred dollars because we can only grow them in this one remote region where the mountain snow.
Speaker 4Is just properly.
Speaker 7That's right, because if it's not, if it's not from the Fujiama region, they're just not sparkling grapes.
Speaker 4PESSI.
Speaker 9Okay, So you want to hear the difference here, I got you to.
I just looked up these pacts in the US and the US how many how many shoplifting incidents do you think occur every year at all?
Speaker 4Seven eleven's or per capital will give.
Speaker 9Me no, in general, all shopliftings period in the United States?
Speaker 4How many billion?
It's got to be a billion.
Speaker 9It's go a little lower, a million.
Speaker 4We're not going to guess all day.
Just tell us we're very cranky stealing that thing where he's like, guess how many shoplifting incidents there are?
I don't know, ten million?
Now, guess I don't know fifty guess wrong.
Speaker 9But guess you got interrupted mid fucking sentence when he was about to say four hundred million, you asshole.
Second of all Japan.
Speaker 7Four hundred million is actually a lot more than I thought.
I said a billion joking, four hundred million is a ridiculous stepper.
Speaker 4Go ahead, we love to steal.
Speaker 9Okay, am I gonna get interrupted mid.
Speaker 4Probably you do it to us all the time.
That's literally all you do.
Go ahead.
Speaker 9Thirteen thousand is all happens in Japan on average every year, thirteen thousand.
Speaker 4Because of no blacks.
Circle back to that.
Speaker 20This is.
Speaker 4This woman sucks.
Speaker 7Look, I am very aware that the Mark Levins of the world and all that stuff and all the pro Israel people, I cannot fucking stand them.
But we have to not ignore these people too, because these pro Palestine people are fucking insufferable.
Speaker 4Let's hear this, hottieh.
Speaker 15Okay, it's time for another food bank haul.
Speaker 10What did my family of No, because.
Speaker 3Starting fathers are.
Speaker 19Relax It's just a corned beef sandwich.
Speaker 4Yeah, geez, hey, Fatty go there and help.
Yeah, why don't you go do something about it?
Stupid?
Speaker 3Hmmm fucking wow.
Speaker 7Well, she's at least making a rational, reasonable argument that everyone could get.
Speaker 4Behind starting right now.
You know what, fuck it.
I hope Israel thrives.
I hope Israel.
Speaker 19Continues to thrive and just melts the You know what if it makes women like this like this, oh.
Speaker 7Israel, I mean, maybe it's some sort of syop where like it's actually to make us, but she's precious.
Speaker 4Oh that's right, ma'am.
Speaker 9If Gaza has no food, why are there operating restaurants currently?
Speaker 19If Gaza has no food, why did I literally get a big mac from the Gaza McDonald's the other day?
Speaker 4Wait, what were you doing there?
M handling business?
He just goes you guys got back on YouTube?
Didn't you shut up?
Like all right for about what I was doing there?
Just just be happy you're safe.
Well you just you probably shouldn't last if I weren't being honest.
You need to cool it.
Speaker 7Wait, do me a favorite.
Why don't you take a vacation over there?
You can drop a couple of LB's.
Speaker 21If you tried the Palestine diet, you hire you hire an Israeli guy to smack the food out a delivery drive his hands at your doors.
Speaker 4They never get to.
Speaker 9The Palestine diet is they shoot the delivery driver while.
Speaker 7Whatever it takes, and then they eat the food.
No, they don't just smack it out of your hands and then they eat the food.
Speaker 4Yeah, what.
Speaker 16Are you.
Speaker 9Notice that every time you see a picture of a starving, fucking goss and child, it's being held by a Palestinian dude who looks like he just ate.
Speaker 4Yeah it was hungry?
Speaker 3Are you fucking.
Speaker 4Yo?
I gotta show you guys something.
Speaker 7I I mean, I didn't even pull this up for prep because I saw, like right even before Mersh got here.
But like Tucker had this this like woman on like this nun or something, and I need you no, no, no, but you have to see her.
Speaker 4Please.
You have to trust me on this, Trust me on this.
Speaker 7Okay, thank you for doing Okay, So, just I don't even know what this is about, but as soon as I saw it, I was like, oh, come on, So it's here's what it's really like.
Speaker 4To live to live as a Christian in the Holy Land.
Speaker 7Okay, So this is a nun.
I'm assuming she lives in Israel.
Whatever, it doesn't matter.
I just need you to watch this.
Speaker 17When each so you first moved to the Holy Land in nineteen ninety six, correct, Ye, there's a.
Speaker 7Full on mustache, dude.
That's a full on mustache, dude.
What the fuck looked like the Luis Guzman as a nun?
That's it looks like Bobo a little bit.
Speaker 4I see the Bobo.
I see what is up?
That's a mustache.
That's a mustache?
Right us as an.
Speaker 17How are Christians doing in the Holy Land?
Speaker 19Legitimately, just I just looked up and thought you were showing like a fred Armistan.
Speaker 4No, No it's not.
It's none.
Very difficult time for this.
Speaker 9Yeah, well, none of us are buying it.
Speaker 4Jesus Christ, I'm not gonna watch that anymore.
We have the watching market.
I don't really care, but I was.
I saw the mustache and I'm like, you know, Tucker had to be like, you couldn't You couldn't like shave, You couldn't shave, so disited.
Media has been doing this right, and this is fun.
Oh yeah, we watched these last night on nightwaves.
We were just watching video video of e b T getting to close.
Speaker 7All right, so you've seen some so mrse explained what Okay, he explained it.
So because they changed the rules, right, So you can't get like junk food anymore on EBT right correct?
Speaker 4Yeah, and black people are just now learning.
Well, let's find out what.
Speaker 10Does that mean.
Speaker 3That's so damn Oh my god, that's crazy.
Not even the Jews.
Speaker 10No, they didn't take the Jews for real.
Speaker 7Oh I'm sorry.
You guys think that grapes you call grapes soda juice, So no, it doesn't count.
Speaker 4You get woozstams.
No, I have a job.
You know what the best part is is.
Speaker 6That the minute you and a lot of these videos are proving it, the minute you stop paying for this ship, they reach in their pocket and they pull out money.
Speaker 4Because they have money.
Speaker 7Mm hmm, well I have Okay, did you see the new The new one disn't and posted today about what they've been doing using with their money.
Speaker 4I'll show you.
I'll show you after these trust me, I have that next crazy they.
Speaker 9Oh no, you know what I just thought of?
Mersh, mersh.
Food stamps just went down to twenty five cents a dollar.
Speaker 4Bro mm hmm.
Speaker 9There's no way fucking drug deals.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, when I was running, Yeah, when I was buying food stamps off the strippers.
Now I wouldn't be paying fifty cents on the dollar anymore because the whole point of buying food stamps is that they pretty much got accepted for everything.
Speaker 9Yep, not anymore, dude, there's gonna be a lot of fucking fiend smashing windows tonight.
Speaker 7Didn't take No, No, you can't have reseas.
We don't want we don't want to buy you sweet treats.
Speaker 4Oh well, how come walk home?
That got peanut butter in it?
How come I could get walk home?
I can get peanut butter on my food stamp, but I can't get receas.
First off, I don't think you should be able to get peanut butter either.
Rese's basically do peanut butter with most stuff, So.
Speaker 7Hold on, I could get the Reese's peanut butter, but not a Reese's peanut butter.
Speaker 6Cup should ain't take the reason he ain't taking the juicy, don't take the juices.
Speaker 4In crazy juice got peanuts in them.
Yeah, the peanuts are good for you.
They got protein.
Speaker 3See they didn't take the research.
Speaker 9Who stands get school like right now?
Speaker 22They don't need the team.
Speaker 4Look, no, no, no, you're poor.
That's why you're on food stands.
Amazing the lack of any awareness.
Speaker 7You think she races hondas or that's her shirt she stole from walmarts.
Speaker 4Oh, let's let's get.
Speaker 9The come on, Oh say keep it?
Speaker 23She don't.
Speaker 10She don't keep it?
Speaker 24What the salad?
Speaker 13So he can't buy no kid.
Speaker 7Fourteen dollars even fucking paid fourteen dollars.
Speaker 4And then she'll be like, you gotta change the one hundred Oh fucking stop.
Speaker 10Fourteen n two.
Speaker 9Okay, they didn't take.
Speaker 4No, they should have.
Speaker 3Little kidding.
Speaker 25So they went out when they said they gonna take all the old.
Speaker 7Snacks Yeah, you know, there's a why are you're getting your news from the Walmart cashier?
Speaker 10You know.
Speaker 6This, this is this thing you can do to avoid this all together.
It's called paying for your own ship.
Speaker 4What see, I've never been to a store and had them refuse me an item.
It's never happened.
I just go in, I put the thing, I bring up the things, I give them money, and I leave with the stuff.
Speaker 6I'm amazed to, Like, I'm amazed at how many people like aren't ashamed of having EBT cards, not even a little bit, because the short period that I had food stamps.
Speaker 4Like I was ashamed to like whip that thing out online and like you.
Speaker 6Know what I mean, Like, you know, these people would generations of this to where they're not even like they're not even embarrassed at all, even than in the slightest.
Speaker 4Yeah, you know what, that's a good point.
What's the point of having it?
And I want it on the record.
Speaker 6Now, these ingrates, these fucking ingrates are still getting free food, but now they're pissed.
Speaker 4Yeah, here's another one.
Speaker 10So y'all mean they're saying I can't buy no snags off my EBC color.
Speaker 22I mean yeah, so I'm trying to get a good snacks.
Speaker 4Trying to get.
Speaker 9Set.
Speaker 7Hey, you know what, if you want donuts, you know what you could do.
You could buy flour, you could buy eggs, you could buy all the stuff and you can make your own donuts.
How does that sound?
Speaker 4No wants great to the bucket with me.
Speaker 7Oh those sorry, that's white people food now, sipping on my Coca cola, dunk.
Speaker 4Coca cola and a muffin for daddy.
Speaker 9Fucking segregated our god damn departments.
Speaker 7All it took to all we all we had to do to accidentally accidentally segregate was just not let them buy snacks anymore on EBT.
Speaker 4That's hilarious, by the way.
That's all it took.
This is a good step in.
Speaker 6The right direction, and we just need to do the right thing and completely cut them off.
Speaker 4For me to get set of red stuff.
Speaker 7Merce you love when they have the baby here.
Mercy loves the baby hair.
That's his favorite thing.
Speaker 4When they it's so stupid they kind of find out.
Speaker 7Yo, that baby hair is only like a centimeter away from her eyebrows.
Speaker 4I know that's insane.
Speaker 22I can't almost nice or not gord mm some are o the scene and something that must be true, and so have done.
People behind me in line said, I must be here reading.
Speaker 9The news because baby.
Speaker 22May the fuck I'm gonna doing with no trying at the house, but most next, I gotta buy cakes, Y'ALLMA was going to tell my EBC card off there.
Speaker 6You might as well.
Sounds good, Okay, sounds great, sounds great.
I love that these people are threatening us with stuff that we want.
Yeah, go ahead, I guess I just won't collect free stuff anymore.
Speaker 16Trump didn't no shoot back then the fuck?
Speaker 7Yeah, sorry, you can't have snacks anymore.
But there's no way there's.
Speaker 4More of these.
Speaker 15EVT card declines after she takes a bite out of pizza.
Speaker 4By the way, she knew what she was doing.
Yeah, of course she knew she was doing.
Speaker 7By the way, even before, even before the rules change, you weren't ever you're not allowed to buy hot food on EBT.
Speaker 6Yes, but they did a lot of these, A lot of these fucking hodgy gas stations will take it.
Speaker 19Yeah, this one, I would say, this is one of those rare moments.
This one's on the clerk.
Any good motherfucker knows you don't push you don't even let them touch the box with the food that the food contains until they paid for it.
Speaker 9Oh, unless it is like that self served kind of ship.
Speaker 4She knew what she was.
Speaker 7Doing, Mercer, right, she knew what she was doing.
This a really good she did it on purpose.
Fucking hood wrap behavior.
Speaker 4By the way, you're also.
Speaker 7Lying, it's it's not pizza is not really good.
It's seven element to discussed.
It's what they have at three am.
Speaker 4Sometimes it's bad.
Speaker 3It's bad.
Speaker 6It's funny, like so many times where I'm like super thirsty and I'll like open a drink if like, if I'm standing on a line at a seven eleven, you know what I mean, I'll just open a drink because I'm like, fuck this, I'm gonna pay for it.
Speaker 4That's always been like one of my nightmares.
Speaker 6It's like I'm just gonna be at a seven eleven one day and it's just like cars not gonna go through, and I'm gonna be like, I already drink this.
Speaker 4Yeah, uh, I'll get it in.
Speaker 10My car was on a last three dollars and all they had was money for a bag of chips.
Speaker 4Ain't no freaking way you can't.
Speaker 10Get snacks, chips.
Speaker 7H bitch, you're fatt as fuck.
You shouldn't be getting any of those things.
And I definitely don't want to subsidize your diabetes, because that's the problem with these EBT cards and the snack stuff, because taxpayers are paying out on both ends.
On the front end, we're fucking paying for it because they need to get their fucking sweet treats and their fucking and their candies and this and that, and then when they get diabetes, they can't pay for it.
So then on the back end, we have to subsidize them to make sure they could get medical care, because you can't let people die on the streets, So we have to pay for them forever.
And then when we give them world class medical care and we pay for it and they live until they're eighty, they don't have any money.
They haven't retired, if anything, they're in crippling debts, and then we have to pay for them too, so they don't die forever and ever and ever.
Speaker 4And then they're like, why don't we get no respect.
Speaker 7That's why you're fucking burden since the day you were born until the day you fucking die.
And that's the problem They're just burdens the entire for everybody around them.
Speaker 10Candy juice on ebt.
Somebody's out there on a last three dollaries.
Speaker 4You think they're about to go.
Speaker 10Get a steak?
Speaker 4No, but there are a thousand other options.
Niggas is about to start stealing.
Speaker 7Wow, Oh they're gonna start.
Oh they're gonna start God, oh like, oh what have they been doing up until this point?
Is there a lot of IOUs left?
Speaker 6Imagine what we're gonna have to deal with if black people suddenly start committing crimes.
Speaker 4Black person dot jpeg.
Yeah, seriously, hold on, we got more dollars?
Speaker 26How fuck that supposed to support a household of three for a job even support matter.
Speaker 4It's not you're supposed to support a household of three?
Yeah, it's not the jobs, job and the husband?
Speaker 5What what?
Speaker 1What?
Speaker 4I don't know what that is?
I sneezed, she's look, oh my god, my foods cut?
How are we supposed to support a house on that?
Speaker 6You're not you know, the government's not supposed to be supporting your household.
It's entitlement.
Speaker 5Bro.
Speaker 4I think you meant too.
I think you meant to say sposed to like they would say dude, these fucking people feel entitled to this.
Oh yeah, oh no, no, no, they believe they're owed it.
Speaker 10I'm fucking pissed the fuck.
Speaker 26Oh they come, Oh, I'm at the fucking food stamps to eighty five fucking dollars from seven hundred and thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 10Fuck that's you.
Speaker 7Were giving seven hundred and thirty eight dollars in food stamps.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, you know what I call that merch Go to public's.
Speaker 10Once supposed to support a household at three dud.
Speaker 6When I was getting food, it was like this same years ago, and I was like, I'm just a single guy.
Like, you can make four bro, you can make them four hundred dollars.
If you're a single person and young, you can make four hundred.
Speaker 4You can run with that.
Speaker 26Yeah, it needs now, Like inflation is hot in the bitch groceries.
Speaker 10It's hot.
Speaker 4It's ship yeah, because it's just like food stamps.
No, but it's so funny.
You're like, oh my god, this inflation's a bit well yeah because of things like your food stamps right right, right, right right, you're the reason it's going up.
Speaker 26Off, Like I make a ship because how the fuck and my supposed to a back guests ship something.
Y'all see me in that motherfucking store still and stuff.
Speaker 10And that ship in my moutherfucking bed.
Speaker 26We'll put you in just like you don't see ship in my your motherfucking no, no.
Speaker 7I will call the proper authorities on you actually call the police.
I know what you're thinking is not gonna cost taxpayer money too, but I'm fine with it because this ship is.
Speaker 26Going in my motherfucking bag and I'm walking out this motherfucking store with my motherfucking chest up in my head, heil hot, and I dare you to try to tell me, hey.
Speaker 10My excuse me.
Speaker 7And then when you go to jail, your kids get taken away from the government because I'm gonna look at you.
Speaker 4Like you fucking retarded?
Is they go talk to trouble about this shit?
Speaker 14What a lot of men mean when they say our lady shows the government because the entitlement in this video is.
Speaker 4Out of this world.
Speaker 6Another based black guys hang on, based black guy coming through, He's gonna have a hot take.
I'm so sick of the based black guy economy, like it needs to stop the whole ecosystem.
I'm tired of like there's we are way oversupplied on based black guy content creators.
I think we've had enough.
Like have you've seen the Cardier family dodge?
I mean, every fucking time you turn on the internet.
Speaker 4It's just some guy going damn.
It's almost like black people feeling titled to ship.
Oh, we all work for a living, all right.
Speaker 7And that's and that's just Michael Rappaport.
This you at Mercy, You asked earlier, what are they doing with the money?
Well, I get food stamps so that my extra money can be spent on needs and experiences.
Speaker 4No food stamps, no extra money.
Here's the experiences.
Speaker 9They boost this and they don't understand what the what the problem is.
They have no idea what the problem is.
Speaker 4This is what they get food stamps.
That way they can use the money from their job to go watch I don't know what this is.
I guess circus stuff.
Speaker 27I think this is cats is able to manage caw And she replies paid And you know, unfortunately I don't get paid what a lot of other races of women are able to get paid.
Speaker 10I am sitting on an associate's degree and ooh.
Speaker 4An associates.
Speaker 10I mean that may not be much to y'all.
Speaker 4No, it's much for nobody.
It's like the ged of college degrees.
Speaker 27But there are a lot of women who don't even have a high school diploma.
Speaker 7I love the I really always love the Yeah I suck, but other people suck more, so I'm doing fine.
Speaker 4Like that mentality is.
Speaker 7So it's just the fucking weirdest mentality of like, yeah, I'm a fucking loser.
Speaker 4Bro, but that guy, that guy's really a fuck.
You're still a loser, though, So me To.
Speaker 27Have an associates degree and have to work retail or fast food.
Speaker 4You're basically like the average American or to.
Speaker 10Even do hustling on the side.
Speaker 4Have you tried not being fat, ugly and retarded?
Speaker 10That that's my circumstances.
Speaker 27Unfortunately, I wasn't given the same advantages as a lot of other people.
My parents didn't give two fucks if I went to college.
Speaker 4Yeah did.
Speaker 10I had to enroll myself into.
Speaker 4Me too, and then I dropped out trade school.
Speaker 10I can't imagine how y'all are getting in my comments.
Speaker 4Wait, do you have an associate's degree that you go to trade school?
Speaker 27I mean, it's really trying to dampen my spirits because I'm choosing to give my children's children a life while having.
Speaker 10To be restricted to assistance.
Speaker 27If I could get paid twenty six dollars an hour, do you think that I would be applying for food stamps?
Speaker 4Yes?
Yeah you would, Yes you would.
Speaker 27No, nor would I be in someone's comments who is receiving food stamps complaining.
Speaker 7But here's that's a great point about this.
Look, here's the point.
If you had just posted that video without saying the food stamps part, people would just go, oh, she's out with her kids at a thing, and no one would say anything.
Even if they knew you were on food that no one would think it.
It's not actually human nature.
People would be like, people aren't gonna be like if I just saw that video right in the wild and they didn't say the food stamps think and I started screaming like, oh fuck it, I'd be the asshole because like, she's just out with her kids, leave her alone.
But the moment you made it, you made it about food stamps, then now everyone's gonna go no, no, no, no, hold on shit the fuck up.
Though you know, like, honestly, you guys can't even do what you've been doing forever, which is using the money to go fucking do bullshit and then using food stamps for food.
Speaker 4By the way, we've always known you've done that.
Speaker 7You don't have to make an Instagram video about it, but you can at least be courteous enough to not rub it in our faces.
Like we sat there and we take it forever and go, yeah, we know you're doing it, but fucking whatever, I don't have time.
Speaker 4But and now you're doing it and going, haha, look at me fucking using your money to go see shirt.
They're gonna go fuck yourself.
Then now go fuck yourself.
Speaker 5Now.
Speaker 4I don't want to turn a blind eye anymore.
It's so fucking annoying.
And I've gotten to a point where it's like, I know you're abusing the system that we have in place.
Speaker 6So it's like people go, oh, if you take their food stamps away, these people will starve.
And it's like I used to think, well, they're not gonna starve, they'll find a way to of course find food, but now I actively want them to starve, Like there are some people I want to starve.
Speaker 7But but it's it's like it's fucking insane, man, It's like insane to me.
It's like you know, it's it's all these made up proms and these privileges, and like every single person on food stamps is morbidly obese on this video.
Everybody we've seen it's a fat morbidly it's not.
It's not like again home.
Speaker 4Let me tell you this.
Speaker 7Fucking being poor in this country means you're mad because you can't get recist, but could still go buy shirloin steak if you wanted to with rice on our money.
That's being poor and you could be fat, you could be fucking and have diabetes.
Speaker 5Bro.
Speaker 7In Africa, they just don't have food in places and they're belly distends because they're just filled with stomach acid.
And over here they're fucking complaining because they don't get recist.
It's the same thing when you see these fucking hose online complaining about it.
Oh, I actually I have fibermy alga and my disability isn't let me work, yo, nobody has you notice nobody has fibermyalgia and the Serengeti because you fucking.
Speaker 10Die because that's what y'all are doing.
Speaker 27Y'all are complaining y'all are complaining that someone on assistance is able to manage their.
Speaker 4Life because we're your boss.
That's why we're complaining.
Speaker 7Like again, yes, if you were fucking a boss, bitch, like every one of you thinks you are, because you fucking made one positive trade ones for sixty dollars making money moves or whatever.
You call yourself a day trader because you have a robin Hood account, that's fucking fine.
I don't give a fuck if I'm no, no, no, no, we're mad because we're your boss.
We're mad because we're paying for your food and you're just like, oh, fuck that.
Instead of I'm gonna use this extra money instead of paying my bills, I'm gonna take my kids to see the Wiggles.
Speaker 4Go fuck yourself.
And by the way, I don't give a shit about your kids either.
Speaker 10While being assistance, Like, give it a risk.
Speaker 7This Ceci's pizza was not purchased with food stamps, so I guess I can feed them with no assistance.
First off, I wouldn't consider CCI's pizza food, so let's start right there.
Speaker 4Okay, that's a.
Speaker 7Slap in my face.
When I had to work rain sheet or snow during the pandemic.
I don't care about that.
That's too long, that's too much long.
But anyway, just the entitlement man.
And then and then just like fucking crashing out because you can't get racist, like.
Speaker 4The fuck up slide lego.
Speaker 7Damn the she boons be feelings that the rations it's like the nineteen forties Europe, but very inviking.
Hopefully prices of fact that we will go down now that the government isn't subsidizing them through EBT.
Speaker 4Probably not because they're gonna be a little more expensive now.
Speaker 7They were taking all the red dyes out and stuff, and all food's gonna be black and white.
Speaker 4Uh that one for the second hour.
Let's do this.
Speaker 28And breaking tonight the pre stage one Constable's office as an off duty deputy has been reassigned over this video showing her pulling a gun on a man during.
Speaker 4A family dispute off duty.
Speaker 28ABC thirteenth Jessica Willie live after talking to the man who had that gun pulled on him and his family.
Speaker 29She's live tonight, Jessica, Yeah, I can tell you this video is being shared among a law enforcement circle.
Speaker 4What why are you standying next to the condensing unit?
Kills with Yeah, she's outdoor.
She's outside by the big fucking the outdoor unit exactly like, what are you doing?
You're not actual fucking buzz.
Speaker 23There we go of this deputy's actions.
Speaker 29Tonight, Harris County Constable Alan Rosen says that she has been reassigned to desk duty and investigation is and.
Speaker 4She shot three people at her desk her way.
Speaker 29Michael Evans did not want to talk on camera.
Speaker 23He says he was not armed.
Speaker 15At his family's urging, he started recording.
Speaker 29Explosive video of a Harris County Precinct one deputy constable not on her best day, Leo blurring her face because the agency hasn't named her and she hasn't been charged.
Speaker 4With a crime, you kind of feel like that's a crime.
Speaker 30Her gun is unmistakable, not to her, she.
Speaker 4Probably that it was a taser.
These women are dumb, very dumb.
Speaker 15The encounter happening this afternoon.
Speaker 29The man recording in a fight, he tells ABC thirteen, with the mother of his child took off with her phone.
He says, her sister the deputy chased him down in her own car.
I couldn't believe it, and that's when he called his cousin.
Speaker 24Even though he might have not been in the right at that time, it still doesn't make it right for her.
This is some hood ride shet or to take actions upon herself.
It's not how things go.
You can't take the law of your own hand because you got a page.
Speaker 4That's not right.
Speaker 30Keisha Ross did don't want to show her face, but she feels it.
Speaker 4I know what she looks like.
I don't need to see her face.
I already got a pretty much good.
Speaker 29Idea, strongly about how the deputy responded in full uniform with threads the video shows and all because she wanted her sister's phone back.
Speaker 4She could have called the police forget the phone bank.
Speaker 29Harris County Precinct one Constable Alan Rosen confirms he has seen the video.
Speaker 30Ross beliefs it speaks for itself.
Speaker 4There's nothing to figure out.
You said, you know exactly who it is.
Speaker 24They need to go be knocking on her door like they knock on anybody else though, that's what issues in uniform.
Speaker 29Oh my god, what I Constable Alan Rosen with Harris County Pricinct one says that an internal.
Speaker 15Affairs investigation is underway.
Speaker 23He also says that quote, the public.
Speaker 12Can be assured.
Speaker 6Any of these news people ever consider like when they're setting up a shot like Jesus is really loud out here, maybe we should go down the street.
Speaker 4They really don't.
I'd be surprised.
The newspeople are very stupid.
Actually.
Speaker 10Frost, Florida.
Speaker 25Now, a convenience store employee is attacked in Polk County, as deputy's name their suspect.
Trying to catch and take a look.
Speaker 4At that sispect, ma'am, ma'am.
That is not an appropriate news outfit.
What are we doing here?
Speaker 7That's an outfit for Ebor City, right, for real?
Right, that's what's the life club down there?
Speaker 21Now?
Speaker 7All of them now, but the blackest one guy, Yeah, that's that's outside of the line club sky outfit.
What's how sharks the dress?
I needn't know how short the dress is, because that's what I'm thinking.
It's like Ryanstone or some ship.
Speaker 4You've worn that dress twice, just the young thug lie oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 25Yeah through what looks like a leader of soda in a man's face.
Speaker 4Yo, has a full bottle.
Speaker 25So when authorities arrived, the man was found bleeding above his right eye, yeah.
The detectives have since identified that suspect as thirty year old Terry Lamar Johnson Junior.
Speaker 4They say her Lamar Johnson Jr.
Speaker 25He entered the store with two other men, accusing the victim of staring at him, which led to an argument.
Speaker 6Carry Adam investigators saying, like, when you're looking at them, they think you're stealing their souls.
Speaker 4They don't have them.
Speaker 7Oh, well, that one's true.
I don't get fact checked YouTube.
Okay, we don't know if that's true.
That's more theological question.
Speaker 25A plastic two liter bottle of soda at that victim's Sigel Orange soda.
Speaker 4I've already told you.
We've talked about this before.
Speaker 7Here's what you need to wear if these convenience stores and these in the hood and shit, dude, I'm gonna say it.
Don't say it again.
It's super simple.
You pop some of these bad boys on right, and then that way.
You never actually making eye contact.
Okay, you're always looking away.
Speaker 25Really good, Ted, Well, he's now facing a felony battery charge causing great bodily harm if you know where police can find him.
Speaker 7I was watching a body camp footage today of this Puerto Rican guy, I know crazy and who is is at Universal Studios?
Okay, Puerto Rican guy who was with his two kids and his wife, and he was like having them steal like from like the stores at Universal Studios.
But he was like having them do it, but not him.
And there were Puerto Ricans from New York by the way, not from Florida.
So there's a reason for that.
So then the cops at one point go, listen, we're not in New York.
It's not how this happens here.
Okay, he's a juvenile.
You're saying you made him do it.
That's fine.
What's his I'm not going to tell you his name.
You have to tell me his name or I'm going to arrest him and your wife and him.
And this guy was like, well, I just thought laws are different.
You can't steal anywhere.
First off, Uh, fuck man, they're learning real quick here.
Man, we don't they don't fuck around here.
And by the way, I can say this again, do not try to steal at a major theme park.
They are undercover people in there all the fucking time, all the time, plain clothes and all this shit sucks.
Speaker 4Anyway, what are you stealing?
These shitty shit for anyway.
Speaker 15Right now at nine, an update on a deadly police shooting in Hollywood.
Speaker 10We've now learned the.
Speaker 4Man at the center of Florida Holly, Florida.
Speaker 15The case is allegedly part of a violent rampage in South Florida.
We're also seeing new video of the alleged crime.
Speaker 7Spring right like when she wears that out, she's worn it before with the cleavage little cleavage.
Speaker 6Holes following, and she is live now from Miramar with much more.
Oh, can we go back to the other one, you know who?
She reminds me of the little fat girl in a better call, Saul.
Speaker 27Yeah.
Speaker 24Yeah.
Speaker 23This was a string of very violent crimes.
He's accused of robbing two different stores at gunpoint, shooting somebody.
Getting away from Hollywood police, he would end up here in this Miramar neighborhood where he was shot and killed by police.
The man in this video is accused of going on a violent South Florida crime spree.
Hollywood police identified him as Donald Taylor.
It started July thirtieth with a stolen firearm from a car off State Road seven.
Speaker 4People.
Do not leave your fucking guns in your car.
Speaker 23Man, listen.
An hour later, the suspect and another man barrel into a convenience store in Miramar.
There's a confrontation every once in a while.
Speaker 9Man, you do have to leave your gun in your fucking car.
But you know what I do every time, I take the fucking barrel with me.
Maybe a field strip it and I just take the fucking barrel.
Nobody's gonna tull anybody with my gun.
Speaker 23A gun in his right hand.
He eventually shoves the person and points the gun at them.
Two days later, police say the suspect shot someone he knew in the twelve hundred block of Hollywood Boulevard around one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 31This guy ran like around our house.
Speaker 9He ended up getting.
Speaker 4Away from Yeah, Holly was not that gentrified big boy.
Speaker 23Now Hollywood officers there.
Ring video shows the armed suspect as officers try to get him to surrender, but he got away.
And that evening at seven pm, police say, he walks into this.
Speaker 4No, she just didn't try.
Why he's kept doing it?
Speaker 23Yeah, Dollar General off State Road seven and grabs a cashier at gunpoint.
He pushes her.
Speaker 4He wanted something that knock off sprite they sell there.
Speaker 9We're leaving the store.
Speaker 23The next day, on August second, here he is again, gun in hand, this time at a Walgreens off Pembroke Road.
He dives over the counter and starts pocketing cash from the drawer.
He slowly takes the money before leaving.
The next day, around four o'clock in the afternoon, Hollywood detectives were surveilling the area of Southwest sixty first Avenue and Southwest nineteenth Street and Miramar looking for Taylor.
Speaker 10Well.
Speaker 23Police approached, he would not listen to officers.
Speaker 29The suspect was armed and not following officers commands.
Speaker 32Shortly after that, the officer involved shooting took place.
Speaker 23He was taken to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
Speaker 5Good.
Speaker 23Florida Law Enforcement is investigating that police involved shooting.
That's per protocol for the department.
As for the person that police say he shot a few days ago, at last check, they were in critical condition at the hospital.
Speaker 4Well, there you go, good, you get You're dead?
Speaker 5Now?
Speaker 4How did they lose him before?
When they had him surrounded?
Though?
Jesus fucking Christ, right, we got to do.
Oh, I believe one of these bad boys.
Speaker 7Let's go ahead and open that up here, and then we're gonna do item perfectly to the te hold on, I must try this again.
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Speaker 7Man, Yeah, I'm trying to do the read.
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Tonight, I'm going to read you Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
It was my favorite book when I was a kid.
Speaker 33Mister and Missus Bucket have a small boy named Charlie, who, by the way, is trans not that it matters he slash.
His grandparents all sleep on the same cruelty free mattress because they are otherwise unhoused.
Speaker 4What the hell?
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I get to the chadow May.
Speaker 33The Gobstoppers are vegan After falling in the Chocolate River, Augustus Glup apologizes for doing blackface?
Speaker 4Why did they change all this stuff?
My god, this is the worst day since nine to eleven.
Hey, guys were out of dry food, Brian.
Speaker 15They just knocked down the World Trade Centers.
Speaker 33Oh did they also knock down the pet coat.
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Oh fuck, all right, I'm watching Jake Shields argue with the robot right now.
He's on Lex Friedman Show.
Speaker 6He's arguing with Rock and it's like, Jake, look, buddy, you do realize you're arguing with like a sophisticated version of the voice activated prompt on a customer service.
Speaker 4Hotline, like we just saw a dude bully AI.
So yeah, come on.
Speaker 32New at six, a New York man is dead after being shot while visiting Puerto Rico for a Bad Bunny concert.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're gonna fucking it.
Speaker 6We're gonna have a news article every time a fucking Bad Bunny fan gets shot.
Speaker 4Yes, seriously.
Speaker 32Twenty five year old Kevin Marees was killed yesterday by a gunman at a night spot following an altercation to other people who were also shot were hospitalized.
This all happened in the town of La Perla in northern Puerto Rico.
Mares was there with friends who were also from New York.
They weren't injured in the shooting.
Speaker 7Oh see what happens is New yor Ricans went to Puerto Rico thinking there were regular Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 4And here's the fun thing about Puerto Ricans that live on the island.
Speaker 7They don't like New Yorrecans cause many New Euorrericans speak with an accent but can't even speak Spanish, and they.
Speaker 4Don't like that.
You guy, remember that story we played.
Speaker 7Everyone was trying to make it seem like the Bad Bunny Concert residency over there is gonna be this big, awesome thing and it's gonna bring tourism act.
Speaker 4What it's going to do is piss up the walkal Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 20Now, the government has announced a crackdown on cosmetic procedures.
It means only suitably qualified professionals will be able to deliver high risk procedures like Brazilian butt lifts, but for many professionals and patients alike, the reforms aren't coming soon enough.
Well, I correspond, Katie.
Speaker 4Vannfields, I don't feel bad for people that get these done off book.
That's on them.
Speaker 20The TIF fault to the mother of one patient who almost lost her leg and to a botched procedure the morning.
Katie's report contains post surgery footage.
Speaker 34This is a picture of Louise in a and E.
They had to time the sepsis to see how quickly it was transferring down a leg.
Speaker 30Janet's daughter Louise went for a cosmetic procedure she was told was simple and painless.
Instead, she ended up minutes from death, rushed for emergency surgery, told they may have to remove her leg to save her life.
Speaker 4They were preparing it had the butt look and that's the other thing it's like.
Also the butt looks bad.
Speaker 5Ah.
Speaker 4I didn't even get that out of it.
Speaker 9But she has no legs, So imagine a Brazilian butt with like the leg's not there, so it's not supported, it's just hanging free.
Speaker 4I seen the oblongs.
Dude, she's got a second ass as.
I feel like she would bounce around on.
Speaker 9It, you know, So like like Randy when he got like testicular cancer.
Speaker 4That one that was great.
Speaker 3Louise was hysterical at this point.
Speaker 34I couldn't think past she's going to be okay, She's going to be okay, they'll operate and it'll be fine.
Speaker 30Louise had traveled from Bolton to Essex for procedure called a liquid Brazilian butt lift.
Speaker 4How to work out?
Oh not not good?
Okay because of that the pictures.
Speaker 30Yeah, injecting large amounts of filler.
Speaker 34Louise walked in the building and.
Speaker 4Was like a bench ofpiro episode amount of filler.
Speaker 34Told that the person that she's been speaking to paid the deposit to wasn't doing the actual procedure.
While the treatment was going on, she was in pain.
I received all eight o'clock on the Sunday morning and it was Louise literally explaining that she was going to die.
Speaker 30Currently, anyone can carry out cosmetic procedures classed as.
Speaker 4Non surgical with no that's weird.
Speaker 30Oh medical training.
But the government has now announced.
Speaker 4Plans very British, Oh yeah, aggressively.
Speaker 30So qualified medical professionals can do the highest risk procedures like liquid BBLS.
Speaker 4I love that.
We just like we just that's it.
Speaker 7We're okay with it everyone.
And by the way, we live in Florida, so we do see a lot of them.
There's a lot of bbls walking around.
Speaker 4Dude.
Speaker 30Ashton Collins runs Safe Face, an organization that's been campaigning for more regulation even before thirty three year old Alice Webb died after a with BBL last year.
Speaker 4It's a stupid way to die.
Speaker 15We're actually delighted that you know they've taken on board.
Speaker 9Is a great fucking name for an anti like classic surgery.
Fucking awesome.
Speaker 30Yeah, but look at her though, campaign work that we've been doing for the last two years.
Speaker 4Victim.
She's a victim to be fair, start start warning.
Yeah, but she's British, so it's like she had to have work done.
Speaker 34You're right right in about the highest risk of treatments that are now being routinely performed on the high Street, the most common of which is the liquid bbls.
Speaker 30We warned in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4Three they're using wind X.
That's the problem.
Speaker 30They would be deaths without action, the government says procedures.
Speaker 19Well, they taught the most outspoken people when it comes to this kind of shit, when it comes to mutilating your body?
Are the ones who I don't know mutilated their fucking bodies?
Speaker 4Yeah, when people told them not to.
Like Alli London, they're a victim like Gali London.
Speaker 30Philis, but will eventually be covered by a council licensing scheme.
Recently, sky News reported on several cases of life threatening botulism linked to fake tox in sould as botox.
Speaker 31Top of my eyelids was down.
Speaker 7Okay, I gotta ask a question, why were you even using botox?
It's over, it's over, it's it's it's over.
We're done, okay.
Speaker 31Yeah, and I couldn't see.
Speaker 4Looking good.
Speaker 9What You're like a silent hill jump scare before they did.
Speaker 1Na.
Speaker 7Man, that's what I look like during fucking pollen season here, and my allergies are bad.
Speaker 4I'm just like, she looks like a dog that a to b.
Her eyes look sad.
Speaker 9It's like when people like do those fun the photoshops where they put a mouth where their eyes are.
Speaker 4You know, honestly, she needs teeth in those eyes, in those fucking eyelids.
Speaker 30Jane and her daughter Lou had what they were told was botox.
Speaker 4I'm sorry.
The other one also had botox.
Speaker 5For what?
Speaker 9For fucking what?
Look at the fucking pitbull one looking fucking ass all the love like.
Look at her tits.
She has perfect fake tits under there.
Speaker 7Dude, they're probably I gotta tell you, they're probably rocking.
She got a rock in seat of knockers.
Speaker 4They're just beauty.
They're beauty.
Everything else is horrible, but her tits are like beautiful.
Speaker 30Titstetics clinic last August.
Speaker 9The room lights up like pulp fiction.
Speaker 30She Jane is still in constant pain.
Speaker 31We believed everything she said that she was putting in our faces, but then.
Speaker 4The it's what they put in our asses that was the problem.
Speaker 31Text, the burning, the bruising, not being able to talk properly.
Speaker 4Well, ma'am, to be fair, you're British, you don't talk properly.
Speaker 31Government need to act because we can't be the only people that have had this happen to us.
Speaker 30None of the changes will be introduced until after a consultation process that starts next year.
Speaker 34Totally disappointed, un annoyed, and upset that it's going to take them so long.
Speaker 7Some like Janet, maybe you don't do it, but I mean she did it because you got a bunch of work done too right, so you thought it was cool?
Speaker 4All right?
Merce, we got to talk about La Boo Boos.
Bro we got them.
Sick of these fucking things?
Have you heard of labubus?
Speaker 33No it's not a friend.
Speaker 7No, but my twenty one year old prostitu girlfriend is obsessed with them.
Speaker 4Word for accident.
It is the hottest toy of the year.
Speaker 33Laurence Himinetti explains the lure of La Boo Boos.
Speaker 35La Boo Boos are the new Stanley Cups.
The gremlin like monsters are considered ugly.
Speaker 4Hey, passy, can you give me the little boo You know it's Laboo Boo video?
I want.
Speaker 35They cute and generally loved for their mischievous nature.
This latest hot toy craze is being stopt by kids and adults.
Speaker 4I have a little sister.
She's been collecting them for sometimes since it beginning.
Speaker 7To craze, and I'm really good at street fighter in My favorite Pokemon is Char's ad.
Speaker 4Oh, I said, let me come in here and see a couple that could find for her.
Speaker 15Oh what a good brother.
Speaker 35How many does she have?
Speaker 4Too many?
Speaker 35Pop Mart's mystery collectible Laboo Boos are flying off shelves when you can find them.
The issue is you can't buy them in stores.
You can only pick them up from an online order.
Speaker 7Yeah, you could have d h Kate and they have the knockoff ones that look exactly the same and are made in the same factory, and since they're la boo boos and not like fucking rolexes, you can't actually tell the difference.
Speaker 9I say, the one that was the remix, the one where.
Speaker 7It's yes, thank you I I The la boo boo thing, dude, is is every time we have one of these stories, it's and you know what, how quickly before it dies off.
I think we're towards the end.
I think we're a la booo saturation point.
Speaker 19This is one of the funniest This is basically how I feel this movie.
This video I've watched a million times.
Speaker 4Just let it Cook.
Speaker 36Twenty four Carrot Guards, Libo, the New Larus are here, livyby.
Speaker 37D D Mega do do Okay, this is funny, D D Mega doooo.
Speaker 5I'll do.
Speaker 21You need to start being you because of you beautiful and you are unique, so follow you.
Speaker 16Do what you want to do.
Speaker 4Let baby boo.
Speaker 7That's poetry, man, fucking this little boo boo shit is retarded.
Speaker 6I have a very upset nine year old girl out there because she wants a.
Speaker 13Little boo boo and we don't even know what a la booboo?
Speaker 4Are you her father?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 4So here we are.
Speaker 35People are traveling from all over to try their luck.
How much is mom willing to pay for the little boo boos should you find one?
Speaker 10Well, it's her it's her birthnight tomorrow, so probably quite a bit, I would, says Mica happy.
Speaker 4It would be really cool because I'll be able to bring it to SCOO because loads of my friends have them, and one of my friend has six labibis.
Speaker 9It's not who.
Speaker 35Just kids either.
Speaker 15Adults are in on it too.
Speaker 4I know, I know.
Women and gig guys have been rocking.
Speaker 10The What do you do with them?
Speaker 9You just collect them?
Speaker 10You dressed them up?
Speaker 9I think you have mine?
Speaker 15Oh yes, there's all of that.
Speaker 35Pop Mart expects sales have more than tripled in the first six months of the year, driven largely by the labu bu craze.
Experts say what makes this toy trend different from others is social media.
Speaker 38People dedicate their channels to finding hunting for labu boos, unboxing laboo boosing.
Speaker 10Literally the story.
Speaker 9This is just they pumped the right numbers, right.
Speaker 4That's all it is.
It's just fucking beanie babies all over again.
Wow, did you see this?
People Magazine.
Speaker 6Interviewed them nice, they interviewed them well, they interviewed Stephanie.
Speaker 7They interviewed Stephanie, and uh, oh my god, oh my god.
I didn't even think about this is going to cause such a division.
They did, just interview Stephanie.
Speaker 4I was guessing, but is that true?
This is going to cause.
Speaker 7Such a division in this group.
So look, I'm not gonna read the article.
It's pretty short.
It's basically the whole like, you know, we just want to be ourselves and go to parks and blah blah blah blah blah and saying bullies aren't going to get to us, the typical shit.
Speaker 5You know.
Speaker 7I'm kind of pissed because I kind of want a little bit of credit for it, but whatever, you know, who cares.
Everyone's on board now, even though we were covering these whale tree years.
Speaker 4So I figured, by the way, what's the brutal backlash?
Speaker 8Like?
Speaker 4To me, brutal is like, you know, uh, grabbing a bitch up and taking her in as.
Speaker 6Your war bride and then violently are wording her every night, you know, like that would be brutal.
Brutal is like running over a baby with your car.
That's fucking brutal.
People calling you fat on the internet's not brutal.
Yeah, she sits here that the brutal bully.
They're like, Oh, it's so brutal.
We're just calling you fat.
It's not exactly the rape of name king.
Speaker 4Breathe, calm down.
Speaker 7I'm on living our best lives and being featured in People article.
And you're not bullying strangers on the internet.
Speaker 4Oh we are.
We are going to bully on the internet because here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 7I don't care because we make money off of you.
They're literal cash cows.
Speaker 19Ever of the fucking streisand defect.
Speaker 4Guess what, Now more people know about you?
Speaker 19Now now people who read now, boomers know about you.
Speaker 9You think boomers are gonna like what they fucking see?
Speaker 4Can't wait till mornings house shows start covering them?
Can't wait blow sides the fact girls that uh go to Disney slide whistle sound effect, whale noise.
Oh go foghorn truck packing up?
You mean it doesn't fit?
Yeah, they were.
They were just in Fat People magazine.
Okay, what did I What did I comment?
I said, because each of them is three people.
Damn you guys are real fat.
Also, like all these like slow mo videos you're making and stuff too, like they're walking at full speed.
You're not fucking cool.
Stop like, yeah, make your content look make your content.
Enjoy your life.
I'm not telling you how to live your life, but stop with this like I'm cool thing.
You're not cool.
Speaker 6You're a bunch of fat slobs that hang out in a theme park meant for children.
Speaker 4You're not cool.
Pessys pessy.
What's that bomb song?
Battle without Honor or Humanity?
Wow?
Wow, they go crazy.
Okay, we're gonna be interviewed.
Speaker 19We're gonna be interviewed on XXL magazine?
Oh is that a plus size magazine?
Speaker 5No?
Speaker 4Also, why is the cartoon version of you?
Why are they all skinny?
That was right?
Speaker 16Nice?
Speaker 4But why do they have like the guy the guy has.
Speaker 6Like the artwork of them, and he's like, they make themselves skinnier in the cartoon form and.
Speaker 4It's like, yeah, I have that.
Speaker 6Your whole identity is being fat fox, I have that shirt.
Actually it's pretty cool.
Why would you make yourself look dinner if you're plus sized, Like it's part of it's part of the branding.
Speaker 4We know you're fat, So why are you hiding it?
Speaker 7I am telling you, I'm fucking telling you, and I believe this in my heart and I'm telling you, guys, I watch mark my words Stephanie, and I'm telling you it's gonna be Stephanie's gonna get Ono's epic.
She's going to lose weight because now she's getting a little bit of fame.
I'm telling you, she thinks she's the leader, and she's still gonna want to be the leader.
But while being on o Zepik and whole things, be like, you could actually be on weight loss drugs and still be plus sized.
And the other peop they already hate her right by the way they hate Stephanie.
They hate her all right.
Speaker 4So she is going to lose weight and they are going to fume.
They're gonna kick her out.
Speaker 7There's gonna listen, here's the thing, the one thing I promise you that it will happen now that they're getting famous, and not for good reasons, but they are because we've seen this time and time again.
Speaker 4This is a group of women.
Speaker 7They will destroy themselves nothing we do, they will destroy themselves.
Speaker 4They always do.
Speaker 7One is gonna leave deplorable choir.
Remember the deplorable choir.
That's a prime example of what we're talking about.
Speaker 4How you where were we at?
Speaker 7We were like Mega Paloose or some dumb shit there that day you go and I remember they were there and they were mentioned, and we're like, oh, we're so and so and she's like, oh, you know, she's just like busy.
And the next time and was like she just left.
You know, it's just like kind of us now.
Anyway, I think I have one more Slopper.
Speaker 4Video for us.
Speaker 7You know, by the way, they said in the article that they go to Disney every month.
They don't live here, live in Boston.
They go to Disney once a month and they stay there once a month for like a week, so they hear one week out of the earth.
Speaker 9I feel like, do you think it's like do you think it's like how they deal with their period?
Speaker 7I mean, okay, Virgie, right, because women that size still get their period.
Speaker 4Shut up, virgie, grow up, dude.
What fucking losers these people are?
Yeah, they don't get their period, dude.
Speaker 6Come on, like I just would anyone that would want to go to do that the same thing every month like that is a fucking loser.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, it is loser behavior.
Speaker 9I mean for like the amount of money too.
You could like, I don't know, fucking move to Florida.
Speaker 7Well here's the here's the other they will mark that's happening, Mark my words.
She's gonna convince them all to move, and then when they break up, they're gonna be stuck down here without anything to do.
Speaker 4So here's the problem.
Speaker 19Apparently a couple of them already moved.
Speaker 7So the problem is this has spread across the pond.
Yeah, Susan's I think, Oh, sorry, here you go.
I believe guys, check this out.
I believe Susan is the Stephanie.
Speaker 19Yeah, Susan's field on her names Hyperia.
Speaker 4Yeah, it must be a British name, Jesus.
Speaker 10I'm kind of at one point.
Speaker 7And you might ask why they all look like this, and that's to make them rape proof from all the Muslims they keep bringing up.
Speaker 4But Susan is the only one.
Speaker 17We think.
Speaker 19The stone sized rug munchers.
Speaker 7Yeah, we need a name for the for these new people because they're obviously across the pond.
Speaker 4Would you say the size eight scene more than.
Speaker 5No?
That is it.
Speaker 10That is your whole size.
So again, if you're over at eighteen, you're not gonna fill on this.
Speaker 9Wow, these ones are gross to look at and listen to.
Speaker 4Yeah, these are double trouble, honestly.
Speaker 10Yeah, at least that's.
Speaker 9What he's doing a pretty fat voice.
Speaker 19I don't want to watch a video where every woman in it is the aunt from James and the giant Peachy.
Speaker 4Yes, ma'am, you don't even fit in a car.
You're gonna fucking fit in that.
Get the fuck out of here, dude, Come on.
Speaker 10The Walking Dead ride was absolutely fine.
Speaker 4You're the you're the wobbling dead, Like, seriously, do you do you have?
Do you have Chubb rub?
Because I know a sponsor for you guys, and that.
Speaker 10Were really really squashed in together.
She had to have a round before the whole ride, which I'm sure she enjoyed.
Speaker 5Squash her in.
Speaker 9I think they'll get you.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
Speaker 38The rides are.
Speaker 13Really really cool.
Speaker 4I wouldn't say it's point to be accessible side, yeah, because not everything needs to be for you.
Okay, Christy.
Speaker 6So you go on a whole trip and everything right, and you just dressed like that.
Huh right yeah, uh I got.
Speaker 9I got the day.
I asked rock, I asked ROC and it said the Hardy Meadow Marchers.
Speaker 7Party Meadow Marches isn't badly now.
Speaker 38Former Hackett police officers facing a battery charge related to a June traffic stop.
Speaker 14A woman says she was injured after being pulled from the passenger seat.
Speaker 21And a story you'll only see on forty twenty nine Our Brett Rains shows us the body cam footage that led to the officer being charged.
Speaker 4Well, that guy's really gay.
Speaker 13A Sebastian County deputy made the traffic stop that you're about to see now right now, we're not identifying the driver and passenger.
The driver was issued a warning for it.
Speaker 6By the way, what a shitty local station when you're on channel forty and channel.
Speaker 4It's the worst?
Like this is the worst?
Like are ABC forty and twenty nine?
Speaker 13Oh good dinner line.
His passenger was arrested for having a warrant out of another county.
Speaker 4For missing court.
Why are you whispering and for not paying fines?
Most seriously, why are you whispering?
Because it's a small time and as of right now she has not yet.
Speaker 7Got emerged twenty nine and forty, so there's new people there and they're still trying to figure out who they're firing and not firing at back to us.
Speaker 4Hey, what's up man?
Are you good?
Are you good?
Battery from June?
Speaker 39Okay, well, you want left of center and then you just pulled over.
Speaker 4I didn't even initiate my lotch yet.
Speaker 13H The Selestian County deputy's bodycam footage on June eighteenth shows a traffic stop outside the city limits of Hackett, but that does not stop Hackett police officer Levi Thomas from assisting.
Speaker 26Hey.
Speaker 13Hey, Thomas is on the other side of the truck talking to the woman who's in the past your seat.
Speaker 4Listen to me, give me your license?
What would do well?
For one?
This is my traffic stuff.
Speaker 5Okay, what did I do?
Speaker 39You went left of center and then you just pulled over, So I don't know if something's up with you or what.
So that's the reason why I'm pulling.
Speaker 4You over, i'ing out.
Speaker 13That's when things escalate.
Speaker 4I'm not arresting her.
Speaker 13They are what that she has a warrant.
Speaker 4I don't even know what he pulled her out for.
Speaker 13When the deputy goes to see what's happening, you can see the woman being arrested by the Hacket officer.
Speaker 4Get in the car and I'll talk to you.
I'm going, what happened here?
You got a warrant?
Speaker 39Apparently in the car.
Speaker 4I love all this, like because I watch a lot of body kens.
Speaker 13The deputy and Thomas tell Sebastian County SHARE's Office supervisor what happened.
Speaker 4I mean, he's free to leave if he wants to.
Okay, well, first of all, next time on this, let me talk to her because that went way south.
Speaker 39I mean I didn't even get the chance to talk to her, and you pulled her out, And like, next time, let's just go slower because that was way too much.
Speaker 4What do you want to do with him?
Speaker 7You've already he was saying that because he knew there was body cam.
O sea, No, he was covering his ass.
Speaker 39Listen to me, I'm Deputy Robinson Shaff's office.
Okay, everything that just happened.
When whether he can.
Speaker 4Stop with these fucking shoulder melted cameras I had?
Speaker 39Okay, so what that might be the one on the hat too, Okay, I understand, but listen, so you are you do have a warn out of Logan County.
Speaker 13Okay, Well that's the deputy places the woman in his patrol car and then talks to the driver.
Speaker 39I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't even know what took place there, and my sergeants taking care of that right now, okay, because that's not the way we operate in Sebastian County.
Speaker 7Oh yeah, Well, it kind of seems like you were being a big fucking hot shot when you pulled them over to begin with the.
Speaker 4Shut I know you guys realize the body cams.
Okay.
I don't know how they operate, but we don't operate that way.
Speaker 13Hackett police officer Levi Thomas resigned July eighteenth, just a few days before he was arrested accused of third degree battery.
His mug shot only shows half of his face.
Thomas's attorney entered a not guilty plea to the misdemeanor charge and district court.
According to the arrest warrant affidavit, Thomas was outside his jurisdiction.
Speaker 4I'm wisping because I'm trying not to wake my wife.
Well through this voiceover, he forced the.
Speaker 13Woman out of the truck.
The affidavit also says that she had red marks and abrasions on her right arm from the incident.
And of course, we've also reached out to Thomas that we've not yet hurt back from him.
Speaker 4He's due back in Greenwood District.
Speaker 7The other cop was like, fuck me, now I'm involved.
He covered his ass.
I gotta give him that.
He did cover as the best you could.
Okay, have you seen the new Cracker Brow, the new Cracker Barrel look that everyone's been bitching about.
Speaker 4Okay, people have been bitching about this.
Speaker 7Okay, now you we all know what Cracker Barrel looks like, which like an old country home.
I like the way it looks I think it's kind of cool, the rocking chairs and all that stuff.
Speaker 4I don't like love or hate it, but it's just indifferent to it.
It's just a restaurant.
You're gonna miss it.
Speaker 15For over fifty years, Cracker Barrel has been serving up a slice of rustic country to suburbia.
Speaker 12Homestyle cooking brings family together.
Speaker 15Between the rocking chairs, the old timey gift shop in those biscuits and gravy, which are good.
Southern comfort has always been that.
Speaker 32Scary cracker barrel old country store.
We keep barbrotine so you can get out of yours.
Speaker 15But a new change to that nostalgic routine is stirring the pot.
Speaker 33Or look around.
Speaker 4Wow, look how right it.
Speaker 15Is our selection number of store undergoing a redesign for a more modern feel.
Speaker 24We've got.
Speaker 19It looks like Williams Sonoma with an eating area.
Speaker 4Good it sucks, I got it?
Okay?
Is it food the same?
Everything's got this like modern shit look that I hate.
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm sure you've seen it.
Speaker 7Like every I mean, I don't know, I don't know the same place for everybody in the world, at least around us.
Speaker 4Every new apartment complex, your townhouse.
Speaker 7Looks exactly the same.
This like postmodern, like really weird architecture.
Speaker 4New tables and chairs.
Speaker 15This video is from a Tennessee location posted last August, just now going viral.
While some are embracing the change, the.
Speaker 4Pine pillar is just so much louder and I think it's so much better.
Speaker 15Others argue the remodel chips away at that southern charm.
Speaker 4Yeah that's cool.
How about this?
How about get you fucking biscuits and get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 7That sound does have to be a whole thing.
Look at least it's not Bob Evans.
The place sucks.
Speaker 4If you're posting videos about this or having rushings about this, I can tell.
Speaker 6Like you're exactly the kind of person I try to avoid, you know, like you're the kind of person I avoid.
Speaker 4Small talk with.
Hey, did you hear the redesign and the cracker Barrel?
I like the old color, Like I would rather blow like yeah, oh yeah, well you know what.
I love a good rocking chan fucking get me out of this conversation.
Speaker 22Hiverymodel, Cracker Barrel, for real, you're losing your feel Well.
Speaker 4The other problem is is like nobody actually cares.
Speaker 7Everybody just cares because it's becoming viral and everyone wants to make a TikTok video about it.
Speaker 4You know what I mean?
Speaker 15Cracker Barrel is dead only about thirty.
If it's six hundred plus restaurants.
Speaker 19You watch, they're gonna lose they're gonna lose a lot of money because that new look.
All the old people that like to eat there all the time are gonna say it's too bright.
Speaker 4Yeah, probably shouldn't have fire.
Speaker 15Brad's wife and the chain says feedback from both gas and team members has been over warmingly positive, adding this strong performance.
Speaker 7Yea, they work there and they want to get paid.
What do you think they're gonna fucking say?
Like, look, it might be not I don't give a shait, by the way, but also like, uh, everybody that we pay says this place rocks.
Speaker 6By the way, overwhelmingly positive, meaning they've been asking people what do you think of our new look, and people that didn't even notice it are like, that's finny, I don't.
Speaker 4Care, Okay.
Speaker 15So these locations of firms that we are more likely change something moving in the right direction.
In an interview last summer, Cracker Barrel CEO telling CNBC the transformation is part of a multi year brand refresh.
Speaker 12Our goal is to take what people love about Cracker Barrel and open the aperture a little bit so that more people love Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 35So we want to appeal to all generations.
Speaker 15Cooking up a new.
Speaker 4It doesn't matter.
It's a breakfast place.
No one actually cares that much.
Slight leg Oh yeah, I got it.
Oh you go to the license for that hours.
Speaker 18Uh.
Speaker 7King of Epigs as part of the park Sloppers are ripping off.
I started the park Slopper.
They're ripping me off.
Robin who who tell him?
Fred rock and Sock and Bobby d Today at twenty dollars today is mister and missus Rockin's thirty five anniversary.
That is a happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary, guys, Thank you, you're doing the right thing.
Listening to our sexy voices.
Speaker 10Who look is.
Speaker 15All the rage?
Denny's pop popp Eyes Berg Popeyes is going to remodel.
Speaker 7Actually they're going to look more like a check cashing store with bulletproof glass.
Speaker 4You might as well.
They're right next to one.
Speaker 7Anyway, I'm going to the Amscott slash Popeyes mean anything.
Speaker 15All getting modern makeovers with sleek exteriors, brighter dining rooms into high tech.
Speaker 4Oh cool.
But it's the thing is I know it's still Burger King.
Speaker 15You know, features like these self service kiosks and Burger King's newly remodeled sizzle stores.
Speaker 4The fuck's a sizzle store.
You don't want to eat somewhere where the carpet is from the nineteen eighties.
Look fucking tell me where I want to eat?
Bro Yeah.
Also, did you just roll out of bed?
Doctor from Deadwood?
Yes, leather bag on the table, doctor slash Barber.
Speaker 7Feel of a restaurant because the customers are spending money going there is vital.
Speaker 15Across the country, restaurant chains have been struggling, with Hooters, TGI Fridays, and Bread Lobster all filing for bankruptcy in the past year.
A recent survey also found nearly seventy percent of consumers say they're eating it home more often.
Speaker 28We have all of our great decore here.
Speaker 15Well, cracker barrels has to refreshed.
Speaker 4Look.
Speaker 15Industry experts say it's a gamble, catering to changing appetites without leaving a bad taste in the mouths of loyal customers.
Speaker 25I love to go somewhere where the food is good, but the atmosphere has to be good too, because I don't want.
Speaker 4To eat somewhere born.
Speaker 6You don't want to eat somewhere boring, So you went to the cracker barrel?
Do you really need do you need any stimulation when you're eating?
Speaker 4Or do you just need I need somebody juggling, maybe a fired answer.
Look, the most I need is maybe a TV on with the game Oh good the razor on, y'all watch this.
I'll eat my birder.
Speaker 7I actively go to a restaurants where I know they want saying happy birthday.
Speaker 4I hate that.
Boy.
Speaker 6I'm just trying to imagine being like, I'm sorry, how'd you guys enjoy your meal?
Speaker 4It's fine.
I didn't get enough stimulation though.
Yeah, seriously, I'm highly autistic.
Speaker 10Now.
Speaker 38In a statement, Cracker Barrel says there are hundreds of restaurants in their chains, and there's over six hundred chains across the country, hundreds that will not get a full makeover.
Speaker 15But it is still unclear what their multi year plan will fully look like.
Speaker 38But guys, the CEO told CNBC last summer and has reassured that those rocking chairs are not going anywhere neither.
Speaker 4I don't care, man, I don't care.
I'm not going to you.
No one buys those rocking chairs.
They look, they sit in them, and they're gonna buy them.
They take a picture them and buy them on Amazon.
Speaker 7Right you getna leave.
Imagine you go to have breakfast and you go.
Let me see if I could fit this rocking chair in my car.
Hold on, I got it.
I'll put it in the back.
It'll fit, no problem.
This is disgusting.
Speaker 40And social media going crazy for a controversial new ice cream flavor.
Let's just say it may bring you back to your childhood.
Our Rosanna Scato taste tested it along.
Speaker 4With our Mighty Woods titty milk.
Speaker 10I'm good, daty York.
Check it out.
The creators say, you haven't had this flavor since you were a baby.
Speaker 3It's called breast milk ice cream.
Speaker 4That's disgusting.
Speaker 7Okay, I've never tasted bread milk.
Have any of you tasted breast virgie?
Have you tasted breast milk an accident?
I'm not saying, I'm not buddy, and it's not gonna be held against you.
I'm just I'm asking for a question.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 9So I was just informed.
I was just informed like an earthy taste, so weird.
Speaker 19So I was just informed by my in house research team that it's not actual milk from titties.
They're using what we what we wanted frozen to eat that time.
Colostrum.
Oh yeah, growth, that's way gross putting colostrum.
Speaker 4In like ice cream.
So it's it's disgusting.
Speaker 9It's it's near.
Speaker 4Boob flavored too.
So is this supposed to be breast milk flavored?
Does it taste like breast?
Speaker 26Yeah?
Speaker 4Freda is the company pumping it out.
It's an Indian so you know it's gonna be disgusting products, right, But.
Speaker 10It partnered with the Brooklyn based ice cream.
Speaker 9My wife too, was like all fucking like all gung ho and ship when fucking with the front.
She she's like for their their first birthday, for fucking the oldest, she made her like a breast milk cake.
Speaker 4Oh my god, that should be a crime.
Speaker 9Yeah, I know, dude, And like she didn't tell me that's the crime.
That's the crime.
That's the fucking crime.
Speaker 4You wait, a titty mialk cake.
Speaker 9Bro, I didn't eat like a bunch, but like, no, no, but you ate suck.
Speaker 4That's like saying I'm just gonna you suck a dick in your answers.
I only sucked it for a second.
Speaker 9I took a bite and she was like, you should stop eating that, dude.
I guess I Yeah, kind of sort of Oh fuck man, how was it?
I mean, it just tastes like cake, to be honest with you, like there wasn't anything like taste wise.
Speaker 4That was fucked up.
I disgusting.
Speaker 9Yeah, I get I like I threw up in my mouth just a little bit, just a little bit.
Speaker 4It was weird.
Speaker 29Liked fellows to create this breast milk late bird ice cream flavor.
Speaker 4It's flavored.
Speaker 10It's that real breast, not made with breast milk.
Speaker 4Okay, breast milk.
No, it's made with breast milks.
She's lying.
She's an Indian.
She can't help it.
Speaker 9But if you would like brash milk, you couldn't please be going to their target and buying me their gift card for.
Speaker 10The first thing we all thought about.
Speaker 35But if it's illegal, somebody.
Speaker 3Wants to do it.
Speaker 4You breast milk.
Speaker 10No, I can't say.
Speaker 34I have irestwent three kids, but I never tried it myself.
Speaker 2My mom said no to me because my sister bitter.
Speaker 4Why would you say that on the news.
I hate Morning TV.
Speaker 7By the way, very creative on the paths tits on the lid, you see, like this is the.
Speaker 10Lid of that Freda breast milk ice cream so funny, you're.
Speaker 4Going to be out of business in like no time.
Speaker 38You see.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, down, no, no, no, I mean it depends holds the ice cream black guys.
Oh, it's like a pair of fucking tis.
I love tits, dude, I did it?
Speaker 10Should we taste.
Speaker 4The chocolate one is from a black woman?
Speaker 34People?
Speaker 10The color?
Speaker 6All right, let's go, and then that's everybody's eating them like mine's hoogging dos.
Speaker 4I'm eating It's really bad.
Speaker 3Yellow.
Speaker 4It's so yellow.
Speaker 9Smell.
I don't care.
Speaker 4I don't want to watch this breast smoke weird shit anymore.
Color is very weird.
I don't like it.
I wanna What was the thing about somebody getting arrested over the P three twenty?
Oh, I got you?
Speaker 7Sorry, Yeah, I was really curious about I meant to do that second hour that last night.
Speaker 4There you are, here you go.
Speaker 6This is totally different than we're getting so desperate not fucking point out that their guns are flawed that now they're getting people arrested.
Speaker 9No, the this is totally down to order.
And they said this cannot be a fucking P three twenty.
Find an excuse, you guys know what the story was with the airman.
You guys know, it's like I know, you guys know he got shot, but you know what the story was.
No, so he was working in a nuclear facility in a section of the facility killer like obscurity, so the camera footage isn't allowed to be public.
They were working at a security desk.
Apparently he set his his fucking his way is belt down, his duty belt down on the counter, and the gun went off in his holster and shot him in the chest.
They're now arresting the dude who was working that desk with him, claiming that he shot him in the chest.
Speaker 4Yo, I was joking.
So they really are trying to like cover up the SIG thing.
Speaker 9Yes, No, they're doing the fucking us sess IOWA all over again.
Speaker 10Dude.
Speaker 14This is totally different than what was initially reported, and it changes things for this particular issue with the six hour P three twenty pistol.
But does it change it for everything I want to hear from you on that one.
Hey, folks, my name is coming out of the media.
Let's break this all down for you.
First, a huge thanks to CMMG for sponsoring today's video.
I resolute and my descents to several trainings across the country over the last few years, and CMG has concluding training on proper handling of that firearm.
Now, the immediate response and the inspection was, what was you know, flooding the airwaves?
As this incident was initially reported them eighteen, a nine millimeter pistol derived from six hours P three twenty, was widely fielded by the United States military and after this incident, Inspector's halted use of the M eighteen, particularly across Air Force Global Strike Command to run a safety check into like I said, retrain personnel.
Speaker 4And then they waited a really long time to accuse this guy of shooting him.
Speaker 9No, yeah, no, math fucking If if we have to get rid, they started actually looking at the numbers, if we have to refield, like we have to pull all of our M e teens because we don't have any of the barettas we used to have.
We already sold those.
We have to pull all the eighteens, we'll be without a side arm and are in pretty much every military for like a couple of months.
Speaker 4Okay, Okay, this guy's boring, give me the quick rundown.
Speaker 6So now they're well, he basically did, I mean, this guy's getting arrested for supposedly shooting a gun he didn't touch.
Speaker 9Yeah, yeah, exactly, And they changed the report.
They went back and changed the fucking report and then like got rid ofsh shit about the guy's gun and stuff.
It's it's very fucked up and funky, but yeah, they it all came down because at the end of the day, it's gonna cost the fucking government like three billion dollars to replace these fucking pistols.
Speaker 7All right, we got ah And if and if you want be mad, what why are you doing that?
Speaker 33Like hug a person like me?
Speaker 4I came out of hell like when I'm off hugging me and say they calmed down, not just.
Speaker 3Because you went through something we have to tiptoe and.
Speaker 9Performed to it.
Speaker 4I am the first I am not the first person popping off on fighting with her right now?
On am?
Is that what I'm saying?
Speaker 26Off West, exhaust people until they until he does what they want, until they do what he wants.
Speaker 9Exhaust people.
Speaker 4Yeah no, actually I kind of agree with this horror.
Speaker 16Of some young guy loving piece of ship just teamed up with another piece of ship.
You guys may know them.
Yeah, that flat face Jack the ship had.
I like Jack Epstein because honestly, when you see what he does with those girls, I don't see the difference.
Well, this time they were doing a lot of things together.
They went shopping, they were holding hands.
They even were playing with the kiddy toys together.
They were going up and down, jumping all over each other.
They were having a great old time.
Wes even let this moron drive his Bugatti, a five million dollar car.
Why would he let him drive.
Speaker 4It right after he just crashed a super recently.
Speaker 16You know, we all know how he's selling it.
Maybe he just wants an insurance claim because we know Jack Dorty's history with crashing cars.
But then after they went to Wes's house, and that's where the whole shit show started, because Wes and Angie started fighting like some shit I never seen.
Speaker 4I'm in a different city, bitch, what's up?
Speaker 5Now?
Speaker 16We're at the house and I'm wanting my dick sucked and I can't get my dict sucked.
Speaker 11I'm pissed.
Speaker 9There there's a kid there, Dude, the kid there, What the fuck?
Speaker 4You piece of.
Speaker 16Ship come down the street and saw your head off.
Speaker 4You can kill everybody.
Speaker 3Leave it alone, you know.
Speaker 9Like if I if I'm gonna find a chicken water.
So you're not just gonna need the worst thing West has ever done.
That's the worst thing West has ever done, right there.
Speaker 4But you're gonna need too when I show you thing he's done so far exactly what happened.
Speaker 9That was the best line of that fucking walk in our.
Speaker 16Shoes and take all the heat we take all day.
Speaker 3People talk shit to me all day.
Speaker 4It's like, dude, all can come down the street and saw your head off.
Are you talking about?
Are you remember how.
Speaker 16I said in my last video.
You know, we figured out that Wes loves the channel.
He watches my videos.
Well, now I realized he's listening to my advice too, because remember how I told him, you know he's should stop lying and just tell the truth.
Well, on this live stream, he starts ratting on himself.
So they start the stream.
Of course, go and shopping.
I mean, what's with these men go and shopping to all these boogie places together?
You guys, remember the last time we saw a little pump man Wes's little boyfriend, right, and they were shopping, walking around them all proud with those purses going to those bougie places.
Well, now he does the same ship with Jack the shithead.
So while they're shopping, you know, Jack is sticking his stupid head in the display cases.
He comes across this piece of jewelry and it looks like a pair of handcuffs.
Right, it's one hundred thousand dollars.
He shows it to West and look what he says.
I think he knows he's fucked.
Speaker 4The handcuffs or her fire.
Speaker 5You should get a handcuff.
Speaker 4Yeah, will make you on a while that he should get a handcuff.
Yeah, I'm frank in prison.
Speaker 16Anyways, remember how I you know, God, I would.
Speaker 4The whole kicks streaming culture is discussed.
This gross pointed.
Speaker 16Out that this asshole doesn't like paying his taxes.
He owes millions for twenty twenty three.
Well watch right here in this footage because he admits it.
The asshole, I gotta pay taxes, you know, to do this right?
Speaker 22Like what the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 4Like I'm trying to think, like I eight five in this account.
But that's a good account.
He's showing off his bank accounts, dick, Because it's cool.
Speaker 7If you're like twelve, what a weird thing to do, right, account even if you have even if like I had like a lot of money, right, I would feel cringe doing that, Like damn mats.
Speaker 12In my chick with shit.
Speaker 4That's tough.
Speaker 11I want you know five, that's.
Speaker 4That's like my little that's like my spending account got so no taxes?
Yeah?
Facts, facts we got, we got.
Speaker 3I've been the state prison.
Speaker 4This is content yes to some people.
To me, don't to stay with defense out with Martha Stewart for a little biting.
Speaker 16Rather than paying my money.
Speaker 6They're tripping jack already.
Does he have any talent or personality or anything?
Speaker 4That's his whole thing?
Speaker 19What do you mean?
Speaker 9Like what's famous?
Speaker 19That's all I know him for is he has harassing people and hiding behind his security guard.
Speaker 26That's literally it.
Speaker 4I want to see him with his wife.
Speaker 7You can guys here about I would say that's it's It's like, do I still want to hit it?
Speaker 4Do I want to see her win?
Speaker 10Like?
Speaker 4Does she have enough for me to want to be with?
Speaker 13Do I want her to win?
Speaker 4That's fine?
And guys don't care if you understand they are they just don't give them.
Speaker 3I don't want to be with the woman you want to be Intimately, we want to show.
Speaker 4Women how women nevalidate themselves and show me heard that, I said, I am.
I said, we're all a replacement.
I said, we all are right, right right, that's why holy But I said, we're.
Speaker 15All on his individual So when you're curious and you ask the person that you're interested in, that will build the work for and a good intimate moment.
Speaker 4And where that bill seated, she sucks to shut up, of course.
Speaker 6I mean, obviously everyone is going to suck in this situation because I mean they're.
Speaker 4All hanging out together.
That's that's a lot of money for a small yard.
The way, for me, what would I do to be emotionally more available for you?
Speaker 10And it depends on the circumstances.
Speaker 26I need a moment, if I need a moment to myself, because I've spread them with different things, and I say, hey.
Speaker 3I mean if I need a break, I need to it from my day, even.
Speaker 4Though to you it doesn't look like work.
Speaker 12But I have an emotional or a mental overload of all the things I have to do with kids, and I'm like, it's.
Speaker 4Nothing to do with it.
Speaker 37Shut up.
Speaker 10I just need a minute.
Speaker 3I just need to respect that and that would help me a lot.
That's it, I could do that.
Speaker 16I'm just gonna start doing more streams with people and I'll make it so you want me more.
Speaker 3Watch I'll live.
Speaker 4Don't play that game double time, it's not I'm in a different city, bitch.
Speaker 3What's up?
Speaker 4Bitch right?
Oh my god, it's like high school with these fucking people.
Dude, it's really what an empty life that is?
Speaker 7Oh my fucking god, man, it's fucking ridiculous.
All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna try this.
Okay again, all right, let's see.
No, not that you mean that's gay?
Yep, that was a decent one too.
Speaker 4Oh.
I guess I don't get to do reads now whatever?
Speaker 6Uh I would Tonight's m PM Nightwave be there, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4Pass your next as I am uh virgie streaming cool.
Speaker 9I'll sorry, I'll try my fucking sis words.
Speaker 4Fuck up.
Speaker 9Yeah, always