During the third millennia in a strange place known as the United States of America, of war was brewing.

Brainwashed Marxist idiots, and colleges across the nation clashed with equally brainwashed anime obsessed neo Nazis.

Starbucks windows were shattered and Dodge Challengers were totalled, and Muslims realized that rental vans were cheaper than plane tickets.

Skinny aneement millennials from coast to coast were hospitalized with life changing injuries such as sprains and first degree burns, and the Heroad Knights of four Chan rose up to defeat shy of both and drive the evil villain into a descent towards a madness the likes from which he would never recover.

As the enemies of Freedom destroyed the cities that raised them, As America begins to resemble an Iron Maiden album come to life, two heroes have risen up to fight against the culture of utter madness and restore sanity the only way they know how what the fuck by refusing to take any of it seriously?

Mers, what is up with Darren?

You know?

Man?

What what happened to him?

People say, I got a real twist and sense of humor.

He looks like he should be on the back of a ten dollars bill.

Oh my god, roy Lopez.

I don't know what it is about him.

Hold on me, I'm a droat.

Maybe I'm sick of hearing about him.

Yeah, I don't like hot hamp Maybe it's his face.

He's a punchable face.

And wouldn't download a pig, which nothing to me.

He's probably a nice guy.

Oh care, I don't know what it is about the guy Big.

Cranberry has been lying to you found.

Forever by their mutual love of smoking marijuana, Simpson's references and affection towards Alex Jones.

These two men have joined forces to bring you uncut news and opinions directly from the belly of the beasts.

He looks like he should be flying a kite with a fucking key on it.

Brendan says he hasn't been able to use the N word for a while.

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Here they are your new heroes of the Imperium, Mersh and Royce.

He Hi, everybody, Hello, it is Tuesday.

Afternoon.

Yep.

Uh this is Revenge of the Cysts.

We are still banned from Patreon.

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By the way, I got another email back because I did email them, uh you know, one more time, being like what does this whole thing mean?

And they they said, no, no, you're you're you're not coming back do it?

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Number one have more than four hundred of them, but number two, number two, it'll happen to you in like a second.

Because they didn't kick us off because we were being extremely edgy.

They kick us off for all the shit you guys do behind your bay wall.

Now.

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It was a big piece.

It hurt us, of course, but you know we're we're on locals, so I mean, you laugh if you want, but you're.

In the same game.

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We just needed and we're good to go.

And you know what, now we just have them safely in our HQ instead of on a site.

Honestly, we knew we were gonna lose when we started posting to it again.

Price remember when we reopened it and we went.

Hold on, is this gonna last?

Like it's not gonna probably not.

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We are not monetized and we probably never will be.

We literally made a joke about the guy from fucking Love on the spectrum.

Meanwhile, the past week and a half, people on the left have just been literally celebrating a guy getting murdered, and then people on the right are like celebrating murdering more people.

You know what I mean.

And then we're just here and there like going, hey, we smite a joke.

Man.

We're not even talking about the hottest topic right now.

We're talking about stuff that nobody even cares about.

And if you want to donate over on YouTube, we have a coofi.

It's would be cool.

In the description of the video.

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Uh yeah, I don't know if you know, it's been a busy it's been a busy couple of weeks.

Busy a couple of weeks.

Here, Uh, let's go and check it out.

That suspect is now an inmate in the jail behind me.

Now.

The DA's office says that they are preparing to file formal murder charges.

So they found one of his group chats.

That's what this is about.

Against him by tomorrow, they say they've amassed a mountain of evidence.

Amount how much fuck and redd it speak you think was going on in this fucking guy's group chat?

It was a bunch of like Reddit memes and furry shit.

I'm sure it was a big Destiny guy.

Well, I mean yeah, but he's gonna be you think this, you know, you know what sucks.

This guy's gonna go to jail forever and maybe get the death penalty.

But also his favorite streamer just got banned from Twitch Destiny, so what's he gonna do?

Wow, talk about a bad week?

Oh you mean stinks for him?

Yeah, thanks for you just said stinks.

And I'm like, what stinks about any of the things you just said.

Guys going to prison for life with death salo list And I.

Understand you just have been fucking disgusting and horrible and you're probably gonna get the death penalty for it, and you probably are a fan of destiny.

But it could be worse.

You could be Lauren Southern who fucked destiny.

Now that sounds way worse but me, you know, unless your destiny again, unless you're Destiny, that would have ruled.

Yeah, that appears to have grown just a bit this morning when FBI Director Cash Betel announced that the DNA on the towel that was wrapped around the murder weapon found near the scene matches the DNA of that suspect.

This morningarties in Utah are pouring over what they call a mountain of evidence against twenty two year old Tyler Robinson.

The men authority say fired that single fatal shot.

What he did?

They told him he had a three minute segment.

He recorded this segment, realized that was over, and he sped himself up in the edit.

To make it three minutes.

Listen, Listen, listen, listen, Listen to how it's sped up from when he's talking.

Suspect this morning.

Authorities in Utah are pouring over wow mountain of evidence against twenty two year old tea.

Want to redo Itah, it's a really little editing trick there.

And by the way, that editing trick perfectly and everyone does it, but you do it within a margin of like eight percent, like you know what I mean, ten percent, like you can squeeze.

When you start sounding like a fucking mouse, It's like, all right, you gotta reshoot it.

Fire that single fatal shot killing Charlie Kirk.

The district attorney saying they hope to file charges by tomorrow.

But authority say they're receiving little help from the suspect who turned himself in Thursday.

He is not cooperating, but all the people around him.

Honestly, I blame Superman.

I actually blamed Superman for all this.

Which Superman the new one or the probably Dean one who didn't save his dad?

Utah's governor saying they interviewed Rob.

Yeah, and well no, but this is a Republican, so you think he would go after Dean Kaine's Superman?

I mean, it depends on what Kane stands on.

Israelis I guess.

Benson's roommate with whom they say he was romantically involved.

Authority say it was his own father who contacted the Sheriff's office after seeing those grainy pictures that were shared with the public, and according to The New York Times, those images were also recognized by acquaintances of the suspect.

In a group chat on a messaging app, several of the group members apparently joking with the alleged shooter about how he resembled the.

Person Kan Kaine is safe, he said Rashida Tilly was calling for a genocide of the Jewish people.

Thank you, it's on their side.

Cool, thank you.

The messages described a superman thank god, thank god was reportedly show one user tagging the suspect's username and asking where are you at with a skull emoji, suspect quickly responding.

That just killed Charlie Kirk Lol, ooh w ou Probably this guy was a fucking weirdo dude, insane, The.

Man in the picture was his duppel ganger, and that people were trying to get him in trouble.

Law enforcement source is telling him, so he's playing it off like, ah, it just looks like me, as.

They believe he was hiding his long gun underneath his clothing.

Hours later, as Charlie Kirk fired up the crowd, tossing out hats, authority saved.

The suspect made his way to the roof of a building about one hundred and seventy five yards from the stage and waited out of sight.

At twelve twenty two pm, investigator say the alleged shooter sprang into that sniper position a minute.

About the sergy of the latest too, about the the memorial they ad for him, that Trump blew off to go play golf.

No really, yeah, apparently there's like like not his funeral funeral.

Because they're obviously having a bunch of Kirk memorials, but one of the big memorials that they were having Trump, Yeah, play golf.

Three pm, Kirk began answering the question about gun violence.

All right, well we we we know, we know the whole thing, but anyway, that's that's pretty much the group shot stuff.

Uh, here you go out eleven.

As investigators trying to piece together the motive behind the deadly shooting, a political activist Charlie Kirk has accused killer is set to appear in court tomorrow.

This as the FBI says it has recovered Tyler Robinson, hey rape guy, Yes, DNA from the scene.

Eyewitness new supporter, Michelle.

Did you hear somebody drop?

I thought that was Did you hear somebody drop?

I thought that was one of our guys.

I literally thought, let me let me do that again.

This is the fucking news man.

This as the FBI says it has recovered Tyler Robinson's DNA from the scene.

Eyewitness new supporter, is somebody a stack of paper, sounded.

Like somebody dropped like two coins.

Now, desk, here's what it is, and here's what it sounds like to me.

Her co anchor h his co anchor dropping her makeup box because she was probably touching herself up.

That would be my guess.

Michelle Fisher is here now with the new developments in the case.

Michelle Mark the suspect in this shooting.

Somebody's still fidgeting with something.

On three stage bick Yeah, charges including aggravated murder.

We'll learn tomorrow if the Justice Department brings federal charges against the suspect, who investigators say was obsessed with Charlie Kirk formal charges against Charlie Kirk, suspected assassin, are expected Tuesday.

Twenty two year old Tyler Robinson, said to make his first court appearance, likely to face federal charges.

The FBI pointing to evidence that included, oh, I have some.

Clips of a cash hat PayPal today.

It's DNA on a towel that was wrapped around, a firearm found in the woods, and a screwdriver found on the roof where the fatal shot that killed Kirk was fired from.

Investigators also finding a destroyed note written prior to the shooting, the.

Suspect roto Otte, saying I have the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I'm going to take it.

Robinson had an obsession with Kirk, according to FBI CO Deputy Director Dan Bongino, who says Robinson was tracking Kirk's events and used maps to study the campus of Utah Valley University days before last Wednesday's fatal shooting.

We are very.

Interested in how much time he spent on campus, how he got there, when he got there.

We have the vehicle we believe he drove, and that we can we can confirm was on campus that day.

We have that in our possession.

Yeah, we know.

Listen, it isn't.

It isn't.

Here's the thing, and the problem is that I have the problem that I have whenever this stuff happens.

See, because we learned merce and I are older, were from the long long ago.

Yeah, the long long ago, and in the long long ago that we learned that the people used tragedies, both parties used tragedies to start taking away your rights and taking away your freedoms.

Okay, and I don't really care what letter is next to your name.

If you start doing that, you can fuck right off.

Yeah, okay.

And we've been covering this Charlie and what happened to Charlie Kirk is fucking horrible now, and now people have also been posting the you're about to play this, and then people have been posting the uh, the Charlie Kirk uh what he said before he died about this.

But anyway, let me let me, let me play Pambondi with your thirty second clip.

There's free speech and then there's hate speech.

Every we were before we even continue, we were we were fighting so hard for how many fucking years, with everybody, everybody on our side agreeing with us by the way, that no hate speech is free speech.

As a matter of fact, it is.

It is, It always has been.

It specifically has been defended as such.

Having fun.

Yet, guys, there's free speech and then there's hate speech.

And cool, so what the Yeah, hey, it's okay, she's gonna explain, dude, Yeah, let her explain, bro Let her explain what the was all of Hey, a woman is hey, hey, a woman is talking.

Be quiet and learn is a shirt I'm gonna get you, Virgie.

I swear to God, I'm getting you one of those shirts.

Okay.

Now, honestly, virgie, how about you let a woman speak in this space?

Yeah, honestly, you know what, You're not giving her enough air to give her opinion.

Dude, Honestly, that sounds like hate speech.

And it looks like they're gonna start arresting people.

Dude, maybe be careful.

You have children.

How are you cool it?

Yeah?

Hey, yeah, hey, you know what I'm gonna say, Cool your jets?

Okay, cool it with the anti semitic Yeah, cool with the anti semitic.

Cool cool.

There's free speech and then there's hate speech, and there is no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie.

Republican and pro and we're Zionists now.

So I can say, for example, that all black people are rble nowadays, right, that's now allowed.

I cannot say that more than five Jewish people are bad and maybe involved in a plot together, Right, that's not allowed.

You know, if flock of juice, these new standards are weird, you know, fluck of Jews is called the Delhi.

You ever wonder why they gave us like you know that.

Are slur the f slur and the end slur back.

You ever wonder why those are Almost feels like they're like, look, we'll give you those back, but let's cool it with the.

Other stuff, all right.

Do you see more law enforcement going after these groups?

Who are you?

By the way, Kate Miller, you didn't even push back on as any Why anybody you didn't push back on that?

You know, because the CIA tolder don't push.

Back on this using hate speech and putting cuffs on people.

So we show them that some action is better than no action.

We will absolutely target you, go after you if you are targeting anyone with hate speech anything.

And that's.

Y.

Yeah, what the fuck do you want to know you would have told me, do you want you'd have told me when Charlie Kirk got shot in his fucking neck.

Hey, the Trump administration is going to use this to push hate speech laws.

I would have fuck.

Hold on, Virgie.

Here's what Charlie Kirk said before he died about this very topic.

You want me to read it?

Oh?

Absolutely, please?

Hate speech does not exist legally in America.

There's ugly speech, there's gross speech, there's evil speech, and all of it's protected by the First Amendment.

Keep America free.

Are we still talking about this Charlie Kirk?

Guy, I mean that was like forever ago.

It was a Democrat oaks.

Now she got no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no no no.

But but let's let's let's let's let's let's go ahead.

And there's two things we gotta play.

Number One, she obviously got fucking annihilated for this post, by the way, to be fair, to give credit, to give credit, because we have to give credit.

This isn't two thousand and one anymore.

And a lot of people on the right dead voted for.

Trump and half Maga lightning five hundred thousand in their fucking name, and Maga Mom and Maga Bear were going like, bitch, what you say?

So she walked it back.

Here's what she said.

Hate speech that crosses the line into threats of violence is not protected by the First Amendment.

Agreed, But that's not that's not what you said.

That's not hate speech.

That's that's threatening.

That's threatning.

Okay, it's a crime.

For far too long, we've wanted a radical left normalized threats for assassination and cheer on political violence.

The era is over.

Up up.

Cheering on is still protected.

Sweet.

I know it's ugly, it's not nice, but we can't start if somebody kills another person or it's a violent act against another person, we cannot make it illegal for somebody to celebrate that publicly.

That's crossing the line.

Is it gross?

Yeah, you probably shouldn't do it.

I wouldn't do it.

But that's that last part makes me freaked out now because now we're like, it's.

Like they're going, hey, threatening to kidnap and murder people is illegal.

And also like even just kind of laughing if somebody does, and you're like, wait, whoa, what was that last one?

I don't like that was that last one?

Again, let's see some of the replies.

Jeremy Kaufman.

Some people had suggested Pambine he might have been taken out of context, so we should all be thankful.

She logged on this morning to tell us she's a retard in her own word.

That's great.

You know what, Andrew Torbo says, that's not hate speech, that's just threats to violence.

Word matter, words matter.

Tell people you are cracking down on threats to violence.

This woman.

This is why women do not belong in position of power.

Uh.

Nine milimeters rest umg says, you keep saying hate speech.

Remove those words from vocabulary, resigned.

Threats to violence are already illegal.

You're throwing hate speech in there for other reasons.

And of course all the libertarians you can imagine what they're saying.

Uh.

Now, now I know what you're thinking.

I don't know something about age of consent?

Is that what they're talking about?

Uh?

And then there's a bunch of libertarians and it degenerates into guns and age of consent.

I don't know.

I stop reading, right, So then let me let me pull up something here because at the fine it give me a second, because it's, oh yeah, you know where We're gonna do all that.

I want to get some cash at PayPal.

We're gonna do all that sweat.

So, now here's what, here's what.

Here's what you think.

Right, So what you think is, well, she's a woman, she's stupid, and we all agree women are stupid.

However, here's what happened when the media asked Trump about it.

That'll talk to you about Philosi.

What happened?

Hey, and what do you think camp Bondi is saying she's gonna go out for hate speech?

Is that?

For mean?

A lot of people, a lot of your allies say hate speech is free speech.

You would probably go after be but like you, because you treat me so unfairly, it's hate.

Do you have a lot of hate in your heart?

Maybe because.

We said this, Probably we started saying this when he was campaigning again that this has not been the same Trump.

Yeh, he's had a different energy.

Right, But like from the time we've said it to now, this is a full on transformation, right, this is not the same guy anymore?

Oh yeah, this is this is literally he's now oddly enough ironically becoming the guy that the twenty sixteen lefties, we're scared he was going to become.

But now he's more in line with some of their shit than ever.

But he's bringing about all the scary Not only is he in line with here's what's bugging.

He's this is insane.

This is the greatest heel turn in history.

Not only is he in line with it, but also sprinkle in a little George W.

Bush conservatism in there as well.

Says we have the worst of both worlds going on, and I have no fucking idea what happened.

But like this is trust this sentence here.

I don't give a fuck how many Maga hats you have.

I don't really fucking care.

What he's saying now should be a problem to you because every one of you were on our side going hate speeches, free speech.

How can nobody could change your mind on that?

Now you can't.

You'd be crazy if you did.

By the way, he's not just George W.

Bush.

This is like remember in StarCraft when they made the zig Pro Toss hybrids.

Yep, he's like the Obama Bush hybrid.

Yeah, it's like they took the worst of Obama and the worst of Bush, and he's that we've created a hybrid creature that what happens.

Oh my god, run for your life.

What happened?

You can't, dude?

Pretty speech?

You should probably go after bit but like you because you greet me so unfairly.

It's hey, do you have a lot of hate in your heart?

Maybe that man?

Or ABC?

Well, ABC paid me sixteen million dollars recently for a form of hate speak.

No, slander and liable is a different in company.

That's not hate speech.

That's a form of hate speech, lying about a person, that's lying the rackors.

What do you there's not a form of hate speech.

Shut the fuck up, dude, Shut the fuck up.

What's fucking wrong with you?

Can anybody that was going no, if Gavin Newsom was saying this shit, you'd all be fucking having smoke coming out of your ears, Okay, if Nancy Pelosi was saying that, you'd be losing your fucking mind.

And I'm not talking to our fans.

I mean, obviously they're heres, so they're smarter than other people.

Forget about it.

Forget about if when leftists in power, we're saying this steam was coming out of our ears.

Yeah, so we gotta keep that same energy.

You know.

I hate this shit, man, This is insane and you should all hate this shit, right.

Your company paid me sixteen million dollars for a form of egg spake, so maybe they'll.

Have to go after that's out a form of hate speech, as you were trying to spin it and make get a sound bite to dunk on the media.

But you're old and sena.

I don't know.

Here's the problem Trump.

The media is dead, dude, and we killed it.

We killed it already, all right, So honestly, at this point, it's like, you know what it is.

It's like still making fun of Carlos Mencia.

He's already done.

He's done.

For Like what you at this point?

What are we doing so that the media is dead?

They lost?

Listen, they lost.

Okay, you don't need to worry about them anymore.

Eighty percent of the country thinks they're liars, so we're fine.

Okay.

More people are getting their news from fucking Twitter than anywhere else, so don't worry about that.

I don't like this is really weird.

Anyway, I'm let me do some donations.

I know it's such a it's been such an empire strikes back last month.

Yeah, uh, Scoop says I here's some Reddit gold stranger Reno uh Dodd's play says free speech hate speech.

By the way, you saw the Guy interview Shane Gillis last night that was a great show.

No I didn't.

I didn't see that.

But can I just say something.

Last night, Triple H was on Kill Tony m and I watched it because I'll I killed Tony.

It's one of those shows that I hate, but depends why.

I who Yeah, certain guests, I'm like, I gotta watch this, and I watched for Triple A.

It was Triple H and Carrot Top and you you would have expected Triple H to be terrible or at the very least very quiet.

Dude, he killed So was he being like d X Triple H?

Is that what was going on?

Being gimmick anything?

He was just hanging out, like taking shots at things whenever he saw on it, And like, I.

I don't know, I mean no, that doesn't blow me away too much because like when Triple H was pretty quick and when you on the mic like he could do that.

He was never great on the mic.

He did a lot of those and the game and he like rehearsed them all.

I'm talking, I'm talking d X I'm talking d X Triple H.

He was kind of quick, kind of funny.

Go back and watch those promos.

A lot of that was sean free pre remembered like little catchphrases and shit, I'm talking about.

This was uh, this was this Triple H.

You know the one that is the press conferences and yeah, it's.

Like we did a great gate Uh but like he was, he didn't do too many he didn't talk too much, but he wasn't quiet the whole time, but anytime it was the right time for him to just be like I mean, he had banger lines and was like saying funny shit and I was like, he's he was awesome.

It was weird, and so you know it's worth watching.

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Yeah I thought he was cool.

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So just being clear, he's this, He's still Indian at the end of this.

Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna like him at any point on account of the being Indian, but not him the stuff he says.

Okay, anyway, let's let's let's check out you know what.

You know what's because you know, I don't know if you know this, mersh.

But they did just pass another anti Semitism wall, thank god, where they're going to be revoking people's visas that are being critical.

And that's true.

You have to shore this country up against and of course if you if you're a foreigner and you're in one of our universities, you could make fun of white people if you want.

You just can't make fun of It's really weird.

But anyway, this is funny though, because why aren't we doing shit about this?

Because this matters more ready to hear an elementary school teacher, that's an ill.

Yeah, I am starting aiming job on Monday and it's a teaching job.

So from your gliss, those aren't dream catchers, idiot, those are swords.

Why I mean mean that?

Forget about Like I get it, here's all the attention you ordered, ma'am whatever, But like, how annoying would that be?

It's just like you know what I mean, I ain't even having glasses on.

If I had.

Fucking not like things dangling the whole time, I would be like, got these things off of me?

Like Mitcheperd says she has too many cranial accessories.

You have too many cranial accessories Monday, and it's.

A teaching job.

So the kids are going to call.

Me either mister or missus Jamie.

It depends on what I want.

But I as a non binary bean, I don't know what the pay as a non binary being like missus would be.

Easier for the kids, but mister makes me feel better.

But I also kind of want to try mix, so I don't feel.

The kids can do that.

I don't want.

So you should be teaching a math And if you're if you're if you're being conflicted about what should what should I do that would make me feel better or what's easier for the kids, you're a bad person.

You should immediately go.

It'll be easy for the kids.

I don't I'm not gonna make this about me.

I don't really care.

Who cares what kids think about me?

But no, no, no, no, you need to be respected.

Now.

These people are gonna go and teach children.

Also, can you stop with this.

My kids are kids thing, and you're you're trying to have a relationship with these kids.

Look, when I was growing up, we only learned things about our teachers' personal lives so that we could later go on to hurt their feelings.

Yes, like we didn't want a relationship with you, we know, but I'm right, Like, the only time you ever wanted to know about a teacher is when they kept like writing you up and sending you to the office.

And then somebody'd be like.

Yo, you know he's divorced, right, And you'd be like, oh, fuck, dude, thank you, thank you dog.

Because then you're like, yeah, this is why you got divorced.

This is why your wife left you.

Right, It's the only time you ever wanted to know anything about your teachers.

Now it's like, oh, I tell them who I fuck, and me and my boyfriend go on paddle boat rides and sucking fuck each other, and it's like like, you're just giving me the amo.

I'm just gonna fire back, and you're like, are you go on a paddle boat and suck it, dick?

Dude?

I remember I remember when I remember I remember one time I saw my the Our school had like two security guards, you know, see you win golf campus in high school, and there was always this one that the younger one, but he was always the one that would come behind the portables where we would smoke, and like if every time he ran when he saw him come of, people like throw their cigarettes into the portable or whatever, and he would like take the packs or whatever.

And remember one day I was at Movie co which is like the movie theater down there, and I was about to watch a movie and I saw him there smoking a cigarette and I look at him like, I'm like, this motherfucker's not only smoking, he's probably keeping he hasn't bought a cigarette.

This guy has not bought as long as he doesn't care what brand he smokes, this guy probably hadn't bought a cigarette since he got at that school, because he was just keeping all the cigarettes that he would cop the skate that is, and he was smoking them.

I'm not kidding.

It was fucking hilarious probably, And you know what, he's probably on those guys when you went to the bar with him too, which somebody'd be like, man, I don't usually smoke but man, I could go for a cigarette right now, and he's like, what brand?

What do you got me?

I have a Parliament what do you Yeah?

What do you usually smoking?

You're like, I don't know, it's been a while, yeah, but what did you usually smell?

I probably got half a pack in the car.

It's always like, why half a pack?

And so worry, don't even worry.

No, he would you know what, He would take whichever pack was most definitely and put a bunch of thumb in there and he would open them up and there'd be the Parliament top with that Newport top and then there's too many Newports in there.

So then all the cigarettes are Menthol because it was in the pack too long.

So they all smell like Menthol when you mix them up.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like baking soda and a fridge.

Yeah, rocket sock and Bobby d It's like when you get a pack of camel crush and over once in a while you just pre pop one.

It's like playing a game of Russian.

Roulette, rocking glitter in there, and then you're like, I don't know which one's gonna be Menthol, but one of them's gonna be.

Rock and sock and Bobby d donated ten bucks on Rumble and he says, if you're conflicted about what's in between your legs, I'm sure there's nothing in between your ears.

That's fair.

Okay, so let's go uh cash at PayPal was in DC.

You today answered some questions.

Here's a fun one.

Well, I'll just show you you know there, you've been.

Asking some questions about changes to your heart.

This is a elected official.

Yes, yes, yes, this isn't.

This isn't a waitress at the Polynesian Resort.

I know that's what you're thinking.

This isn't.

This is actually why did we They really did I'm assuming she's from Hawaii, right, guys, miss Herono?

Right?

They really did turn our Congress into like a like a Pixar movie, Like I don't you know what I mean, Like it's like it really is like a goofy as are our American government now looks like the model U n and the critic No, our American, that's funny.

Our American, Our American all, our American government is like it's a small world with insider trading.

Exactly, Like that's what it is, you know.

Yes, she Tulsia replaced her.

Oh my god, you mean she replaced Tulsi.

Succeeded by Tulci Gabbard.

So succeeded, So Tulsie replaced her.

Well she's there now, changes.

To Oh what a downgrade?

They went from Tulsi to her?

Oh god, no, sorry.

Hero, no changes to your heart ro No.

You think you think she makes everyone do the hakka dance before?

They?

Uh?

Before?

Did you see the Charlie Kirk one?

Stop it about changes to your hiring standard and including college show degrees?

And are you asleep?

Man?

She's from Hawaii, dude.

The jed leg must be killing her.

She sounds asleepy, dude.

She she's been serving since twenty thirteen as the junior United States Senator from Hawaii.

Okay, okay, possibly the age.

But you know, one question I.

Had is, don't worry.

Someday you'll be seen.

Wait till you hear this question.

This one's funny.

This is a good one.

That you are not requiring applicants to be able to do a certain kind of pull ups.

Yeah, they're FBI agents.

They should be able to physically do pull ups.

Man, Yeah, that's how that works.

But wait, you see why she has a problem with it.

Wait, hold on before I say that, why do you think she has a problem with it?

It's gonna be sexist, right, yep.

But women can do pull ups.

I've seen his wife do pull.

Up, yes, which a lot of women cannot because of physiological Do.

People not realize that pull ups is like sixty percent strength but forty percent not being really fat but tiny people can do pull ups easily if you're very light.

They're like, yeah, they can just do I've seen skinny dudes.

They can go up and just do like like two hundred of them in a row, and you're like, well, yeah, because it's like lifting a grosser.

I was a kid, like when I was like fucking in my teens, and shit, that's the last time you did a pull up.

Let's be honest, bro, what I did today I could do like I could do like, well, that's because you're like, you know, you take care of yourself and ship like fucking weirdo.

Sorry, oh.

No, but like dude, when I was fucking I could do like seventy pull like seventy pull ups like fucking easy, not even thinking about.

Yeah, you know, who's one of the strongest men in the fucking planet Mark Henry.

I bet he can't do a whole lot of pull ups, you know what I mean, Because he's a fucking large, huge man.

I'm sure he can do something, but I'm sure he wouldn't be doing like fucking fifty in a row.

He gets out, got a lot easier when I lost weight, I'll tell you that.

Yeah, okay, So but listen to her answer to.

A certain kind of pull ups which a lot of women came out because of physiological.

Well, I'm sorry, now you admit the person who did another I knew her, I know her for sure.

That was defending trans women in sports.

Now you're saying.

Now you're saying there's physiological differences between men and women.

Yeah, now it matters.

Now you're saying there's a difference, really really ridiculous.

Okay, cool, women cannot because of physiological differences.

Are you requiring these kinds of pull ups?

We're requiring a physical program at BFTC at Quantico because FBI agents carrying guns in the field have to chase down bad guys and do really hard work of the physical fitness standards of those agents.

So are you bro these signs of pull ups?

We are requiring everybody to pass the eighteen eleven standards at BFTC.

If you want, can you tell me how many pull ups that is?

Can you ask Rock their version?

How many pull ups that's they need to do?

In Quantico?

You know have been said the only thing that would have made this better is they did this is a comedy duo.

It should have been Cash and Bongino.

Yeah, because this would have been great, Like, hey, oh you know what I'll sit, I got a big hey listen as deputy director of the FBI.

And there's obviously somebody knows a lot about pull up.

He's wearing a tight suit.

You can see the muscles through it.

And then Bongino fill a busters about proper form for.

Like twenty minutes.

You're like, wow, this was a master Hey, do me a favor, go and look a grass show.

Drink, bring me a racket.

I'm gonna show a proper form all right.

The Democrats get sleepy and go home, and Trump's just like, Dan, you're a genius.

You're a genius.

They went home and went to sleep.

You just started talking about exercise, and it made just talking about exercise made them tired.

And then then then Dann Bongino.

He goes, you know, I knew you were gonna do that.

So here's what I did.

Hey, you know the person who replaced Taulci gabbers.

She walks in, cranks out fifteen leaves fucking leaves, and goes any other questions?

Nah, I think so, So you'll you'll require push ups.

Listen, I'm gonna feel this one, Senator.

Nobody's asking people to do as many push ups pull ups.

Okay, that's ridiculous, but we're asking you to be able to do a couple you know what I mean?

Yeah, bro, what.

How many?

Oh my god?

How many?

Can I can?

I guess?

Can I guess?

Can we guess?

Can I guess?

That's guess?

Can I guess you first?

Five?

I was gonna guess five too.

I'm gonna guess five as well.

Okay, so the uh okay, first of all, First of all, I have to breface this.

This is only for t RP candidates.

This is only for the tactical recruit recruitment program.

This is not every FBI agent has.

To do the pull ups.

It's just if you're gonna be out in the field with a fucking gun, you have you.

Should I agree?

So these are the swat FEDS, not the windbreaker.

Yeah two, whoa, yo, Royce, you want to.

Join the FBI.

I got joined the FBI right now, let's go Wait, is there an age requirement only.

With about the people you have sex with so they can black?

No, I don't want to do in the anymore.

Now, Fuck that shit.

So dude, it's even like it's not even like a hard standard.

How the physical fitness test actually works is you have five events if you're if you're TRP candidate, all right, there's five events sit ups three hundred meters, sprint, push ups, a half uh one and a half mile run, and.

Then pull ups.

Depending on how many you do and how fast and whatever, they score you a certain amount of points.

You only have to score twenty points.

So if you can do like the sit ups you'd like really well, you don't have to do well in any of the other things.

So it's a point system.

It's one of those points system.

Yeah.

Yeah, you can score up to ten points in each thing.

Oh so yeah, so you can totally blow something and then still be fine.

Yeah, you can totally blow three things.

You were really good with fucking two.

Of them listen.

Uh I can't do a lot of pull ups, and frankly, I have got some mental and this is a mixture of diagnosed and undiagnosed.

And uh, I do drink every day, but I'm very good at solving crimes.

Yeah, to score ten points as a female, To score ten points as a female for pull ups, you have to do ten pull ups.

For a man, you have to do twenty.

This is hilarious.

I'm looking at this.

This is hilarious.

Do you want the thing like that?

The physical requirements?

I found that.

I found that, I pulled it up.

I found it.

Ok for females, how many points do you get for being pretty?

Nine?

Nine?

We require everybody?

Oh the one here you go.

This is wild.

To score one point for push ups as a man, you have to do in between thirty and thirty two.

Guess how many you have to do with.

That's a good amount of push ups?

Yeah, okay, how many as a woman?

Fourteen to eighteen?

Come on and do they do?

They get him do girls style?

They're gonna do the girls denise.

Every yeah, every single thing that they have.

She is bitching and complaining that women have to do fucking pull ups.

When every single part of the test women have to do half as much to a third of what fucking the dude has, right, And you.

Know what, honestly, the fact they're getting seventy percent of our pay is really great considering to do fifty percent of the work.

Yeah, that's actually good.

Yeah, you guys are net positive.

Shit the fuck up.

Yeah, that's really great.

If the seventy percent thing were even true.

It's not even true obviously, but even if it were.

True, no, it's even worse.

You guys get to make the same as everybody, You get many the same amount and do less push ups?

Isn't that fun?

Yeah?

You know what, You're right, there's no discrimination in the workforce.

Hey, guys, I've always brought this up.

How many straight white HR directors are there?

Do you guys know?

Huh?

One a guy, straight white guy.

To pass the eighteen eleven standard?

To be fair, how many of how much of that is due to them not getting hired for HR versus regular straight.

White dudes being like HR?

That's good, that's in that department.

I'm gonna work.

Yeah, I'm gonna work in internal affairs for Walmart.

No thanks, you know, yeahs.

A sly Lego says women can pass the FBI fitness test.

Just to ask Jody Foster in silence of the lambs, there you go, Jennici sertain.

So she remember someone asked herono how she'd get to the mainland from Hawaii when she was out protesting fossil fuels, and her brain broke.

Bring everybody to pass the eighteen eleven standards at BFTC.

If you want to.

Chase down a bad guy and put him in headcuff, you better be able to do a pull up.

That's fair.

Can't argue that point.

I'm fine with that.

Let's let's move on to the to the next one.

Oh not this, this one's we gotta do last, because this one is is the best one.

But that one we gotta do last.

Uh, this one's good.

This one is Kennedy asking him about the Epstein stuff, and.

Y'all got any of them Epstein fowel back there.

How for hell.

If anyone did Epstein traffic these young women too, besides.

Himself himself, there is no credible information none.

If there were, I would bring the case yesterday that he trafficked to other individuals.

And the information we have again is limited.

So the answer is no one for the information.

That we have.

And the foul though you said, I was all right, Spider, for the information we have.

He's giving himself a little out, a little escape patch, because then he can go.

We do not have that information before.

We didn't know.

You knew that before.

So uh, Adam, the Adam Shift back and forth that this was crazy.

No, but I know he was shadow boxing onto her last night, waiting for this moment.

Well he did, and he did not go well for Adam, I will tell you that.

And again we are not fans of cash PayPal.

This is Cash's lowest moment.

Leave it to Adam Shift to come out all fucking hyped up and just still getting like thrown over the top rope and the Royal rumble in like ten seconds.

Really funny.

So people believe the truth that I'm not in the weeds on the everyday movements.

So it made what I am doing is protecting this country, providing historic refoce and combating the weaponization of intelligence by the likes of Europe.

And we have toubtlessly proven you to be a lawyer in Russia Gate in January sixth, are the big braw to ever sit the United States tennant disgrace to.

This and an utter See, guys, is one of those like old old like CDs that if you would turn the your your your your thing to the left, you would hear Adam shift the maybe turning to the right.

Cash cash PayPal.

This just feels like this is we just in the internet blood sports are right now?

Where now it's just also senate blood sports.

It's just the same again.

Two guys yelling at over each other and threatening to docks each other, and You're like, I.

Can't hear anyone, and then I'm waiting for Ethan to come in, Ethan Ralph to coming in the middle of all.

Right, guys, come out.

I gotta redonations.

I gotta redonations.

Guys, Calm down, calm down, Let Dingo talk, all right, go ahead, Like I said, Cash, you're fucking Indian.

Why are we even having this discussion Congressional killstream babies, Senator Southern Dingo?

We need it.

Why we're even having this conversation?

The man is clearly Indian.

How did he become director of the FBI.

I'm looking at him.

He's fucking Indian.

Yet he's got an FBI batch.

Fuck is this country coming to I'm.

Not surprised because someone in the check called shift a pencil next geek, he really is, I'm not surprised.

He looks like a dog that came to life, like one of those creepy and put on a show.

So you can go raise money for your harroom.

You are a political but I call it a charad.

Yeah, I like to pronounce it all fancy.

I go it a call hole.

Food at best.

Well, call him a buffoon.

I like buffoon's good.

I like that one that was out of all the insults, buffoon hits the worst.

You're a buffoon.

You can take you know what.

I was watching a video.

I was watching watching a video last night, and you know it was the old hand the Brandon video of him pressing.

Somebody, and you know what, he busted out.

I hadn't earned a long time, dirt bag.

I don't know why, but it was the tone and the moment he dropped it in while arguing with somebody that hit me, and I was I was giggling for like ten minutes long.

You know, he's dirt peg enough and it's like your dirt pack, get away from you, dirt bag.

And set aside.

Historic pot of water.

But all you care about is a child sex predator that was prosecuted by we care about and the Obama Justice Department and the Biden Justice Department did squat.

And what did President Trump do?

Bring new charges courageously?

And what have we done?

Transparent FBI director in history forty three thousand pages of information to you?

Yeah, well I don't don't use the Epstein thing.

I was on your side.

Yeah, I'm not on your side.

And hey, Adam, don't get excited.

I'm not on your side either, So you calm down to I'm not on I just hate you.

I'm still I'm still less on Adam's side.

I really hate Adam.

You know what I said is we're not on it, because I was just saying like, don't get excited at him, because now we're yelling at cash again.

But we're not on your side either.

Well, both of you get out, see you both in Valhalla?

Did you see okay you we're on YouTube?

Did you see this what guy?

This young fella?

This this this young fella urban youth.

At a Charlie Kirk vigil thing, New can I can?

I guess he showed up m.

And he told everybody there, hey, look, I didn't like Charlie Kirk.

I didn't agree with Charlie Kirk and some of the things he said I think are disgusting, racist and transphobic.

But it shouldn't have been killed like that.

And I came here to pay my respects and say that, you know, the man shouldn't have died like that something like that.

Then I guess right close.

Except David Attenborough should be narrating, so he's doing there.

Were a top, but you're not even white?

Is scared of you?

Yeah, I wouldn't be.

Look how tight as cats are?

Well no, well yeah, because real hood motherfuckers and black people I know wouldn't even know who Charlie Kirk is.

Now that's a good point.

Yeah, they'd be like, who, who's that?

I don't know that is?

Oh, you mean the dude from Tampa.

You're like, no, you know what it is.

And White had the only correct, like white response.

I don't care about the white people.

He fell.

I know he felt he was doing an impression of Charlie.

You got to realize this the true gangster black people out there right now.

If you said, hey, Charlie died.

He'd be like, is that that dude with the dreads?

All right?

Well, hey, hey, hey, hold on feelings mutual.

I'm allowed to say that, right.

I think I'm allowed to say that anyway you're allowed to say that.

Okay, I will say this could be corny and stuff sometimes and this and that.

But I've all I don't know, I've since Red Eye.

I think maybe Peak.

I used to like Red Eye.

I've always liked Guttfeld.

I think Gutfeld is tries to be and sometimes.

You lose like Gutfeld.

And I like the fact that he's basically just created this humiliation ritual for late night hosts.

It is funny, so you know how, you know how even like in the red ideas, but now he always has like one lefty on, you know, to like give their side or whatever.

It's boring if this is Jessica Tarlov, okay, and here you go, we don't need it.

What is interesting here is why is only this happening on the left and not the right.

That's all we need to know about that.

There was absolutely no car.

You want to talk about Melissa Horseman.

Did you know her name before it happened?

None of us did.

None of us were spending.

Every single day talking about missus Hortman.

I never heard of her until after she died.

And that's not what he meant.

And you know it, don't play that bullshit with me.

You know what I'm talking.

What I'm saying is there was no demonization and amplification about that woman before she died.

It was a specific crime against her by somebody who knew her.

The same thing.

Now, you can bring up Joshua Piro, but then you will not bring up, for example, that that was a pro Palestine person.

So don't use your what about this?

The fact, the fact of the matter is the both sides argument not.

Only doesn't fly.

We don't care.

We don't care about your both sides argument that shit is dead.

For one thing, there is no cognitive.

Now you got to keep something in mind.

And he says this later because he does.

Great, you guys have radicalized.

God, you don't congratulates.

Come on, man, you're fucking idiots again.

So we told you.

Come on.

Kric just wants to make jokes.

Man, don't care about your both sides argument that shit is dead.

For one thing, there is no cognitive dissonance on our side.

On your side, your beliefs do not match reality, so you're come up with these rationalizations like what about this or what about that.

We're not doing that because we saw it happen.

We saw a young bright man assassinated and nice thirty thousand dollars cardio watch.

Brother, we know who did it.

We are not coming up with rationalizations.

We are.

We are honest, and we are resolute.

We're not defensive.

And I understand the defensiveness.

I understand why people are saying what about this and what about this?

Because if you have to face.

The underlying fact to this, your life is gonna fall apart.

It's what I was saying yesterday about that Dean Withers guy.

When I was Dean Withers guy was like crying and then saying like, here's why I was crying.

People were junk and yelling at me history ipologize.

You think if you're on the side that you have to apologize for being a human being because somebody died.

Dude, you're on the wrong side man.

Because you're gonna realize you're not the good guy.

And by the way, when I say side here, I'm not doing with all these other a right or left.

I'm just talking about human decency side, yeah, versus whatever the fuck that is.

If you sat around just.

The mere fact that people can't say that the phrase damn, that's fuck yeah, that's all and like and even if you didn't like Charlie Kirk, like remember back in the day, Like even you don't think like like our parents and their generation growing up, they didn't have some really like disgusting words they'd want to say about somebody who just died or whatever.

But like there used to be decora where people would just kind of go, oh, wow, he died.

Huh.

You just keep it to yourself, even like even though you knew you were like, yeah, fuck him.

If you have to face the underlying fact to this, your life is gonna fall apart because you're gonna realize you're not the good guys.

If you sat around and you defended the mutilation of children, you're not the good guys.

If you sat six hundred seven hundred cases of harassment against Republicans and you.

Said, but what about this?

What another?

And then you see this murder after calling somebody a fashion you fascist, you realize maybe I'm not the good guy.

That is a hell of a realization to deal with.

So therefore, therefore you have to grasp at rationalizations.

You don't have to do that, Jessica.

They do.

I don't believe you're part of that group.

But why the hell do you have to mimic an echo that crap to us?

He was a patsy.

That guy was a patsy.

He was under there whoa, whoa, hey, come down, but you're still on Fox.

I would relax where I haven't seen this whole climp.

I would relax.

I don't think he's going in.

The Okay, Okay, I can I say?

Can I say what he's about to say?

Sure, he's gonna say in.

Spirit he's a patsy for the left?

Okay, left, you're probably right.

Yeah, Watch, he's not gonna go in our direction.

Something Jenny Vance to his face like I don't like winning, and yahoo, did you're gonna take that?

I'm pretty sure Gutsy understands where his bagel isbut it if you catch my.

Drift, that guy was a patsy.

He was under the hypnotic spell of a direct to consumer nihilism, the trance cult.

And you know that if you can decide that biology is false.

You can agree that you that murder is okay and that humanity is expendable.

How you cannot see that alone and see that for what the evil it is without having to attach all of these other things is beyond me.

There shouldn't be anyone about him, By the way, what about him is really stupid?

Like this isn't that man?

By the way, these were all amazing salient points, and you had a lot of passionate it, gutsy and I enjoyed it.

The problem is is when you're doing this yelling passionate thing, but I can clearly see your eyes reading yeah, it doesn't give me the same feeling.

Dodd's Place says, I can't unhear cash App whenever I see this guy now his name's Kasha App, it's like cash yup or something.

Hell grat see you guys ruin his name.

No, that was Norm.

I think we give Norm poster.

I've always said yet it was Norm posters time I ever heard shut out to Norm Poster poster.

He rules genocide circus.

And it was something simple like when it was during the Epstein stuff and he retweeted cash and just went.

Thanks Cash at PayPal very cool.

It's like, Okay, that's the funniest nickname GENI side circus.

I'm waiting a couple of years for Congress to just form a circle down front and start battle wrapping.

That would be really cool.

Let me see if I could do one of these reads real quick.

I don't know my one last night it was cool.

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Maybe that's why they they they don't put us on the front page more people.

Maybe that's why they don't put.

Us on the front page because we don't need it.

We don't need to help, you know, he does need to help.

I got a compilation gets up above.

Sent this by the way of people getting fired.

Another one bites that does the cancelation Democrats, there's a lot it is.

Job.

I was just fired from my job.

I was just job.

I was just fired from job.

No.

I have nothing but this.

I have nothing but this website.

He was live streaming.

He was live streaming when it happened.

That sucks.

Hey, is that not true?

He has a wonderful collection of socks.

Yeah, hey, there you go.

Is this a trans person also, that's not that's not true.

He's a a All I have is this website.

That's not true at all, because once the videos go viral of you celebrating a man's death, you probably won't have that either.

But you want to have You want to make money off of that because someone clipped you and put it on TikTok.

They're making money of the people that are mad at you.

Are gonna farm so much money at the outrage.

By the way, even if somebody donates one dollar during this segment to us, we have made more money than you did.

Damn.

And also sucks dog, we.

Still have a job.

Yeah, that kind of sucks.

This is cathartic for me.

I love the ship.

So by the way, see, dude, like when you're like me and Royce, we already have no sponsors, We're already canceled.

It's great because then you're just like you say what you want.

You know, that person screaming in their in their kitchen there, how much do you want to vet?

How much you want to bet that?

When their employers, because it's hard to fire someone nowadays, when their employers saw that, they went.

A yeah, that's awesome.

So here's here's here's another one.

Gretchen Martin mox the shooting try the kirk uh This Gretchen Felker Martin.

She's one of those yeah, yeah, yeah, thousands.

Of everybody was reporting on this, so the silent treatment wasn't gonna work from DC, so they just canceled.

They canceled her comic.

This is great.

Okay, yeah, I remember her, so she's she she By the way, they gave her like a Red Hood comic, Like, that's actually a big deal.

That's not like they didn't give her boost gold, right, they get you know, if you're in the DC, if you get someone from the bat family, that's actually pretty big.

You know, even you're not gonna get Batman, sure, but you get red Hood, you're geting pretty good.

She had, she was ready.

They she wrote the comic and DC said nope, no, it wasn't there.

It was finished, it was about to be print.

No, this is how bad it was, Royce.

It was put up on the website for fucking ordering, and orders had already gone through.

The refunded everybody.

They were going to refund it.

They refunded them.

They refunded everybody.

That's hilarious.

This was her.

This was also it's a true I mean, a trans person that's very brave and proud.

Uh.

And it was an entire reboot of Red Hood.

Yeah.

Yeah, they were giving her their green match.

It was it wasn't Yeah, it was like, here's your red Hood, right, that's great.

Uh so this is another one gretch.

She also said thought this is what she said.

She said, thoughts and prayers, Uh, you Nazi bitch.

Hope the bull, it's okay after touching Charlie Kirk.

And you cannot subject human beings to brutal conditions in the whitch to hope for a meaningful future exist and then blame them for violent actions taking the correct this state free Palestine.

All deaths are tragedies.

Ye, no, no, yes Nazi then so then yeah, she lost is So here's another one.

Let's do this one.

Video that Charlie Kirk was hit.

Then you have this woman who was a nurse going on TikTok celebrating the passing of Charlie Kirk.

And now people have found out where she works and are talking to her employers.

This man who wrote them left this post right here fired.

Oh yeah, you saw the marine officer that posted on posted a real saying like he deserved a good rid inch or something like that.

Immediately gone.

You're not even supposed to be posting that shit in the military in the first place, Like yeah, yeah, remember when the military people used to like not.

Talk about yo.

This shit is like everyone everyone is losing their fucking job.

Uh oh, my friend law losing their job.

Okay, this one, this one's good.

This is my friend lost his job.

Then or like enough us.

When are we going to learn that we all come from different walks of life and when there are many different not have.

To So everybody, I wanted to take a little quick second say something about everybody that was celebrating the other night or the other day about the issue fake jewelry.

I just had a phone call and.

It was a good friend of mine and she was calling bawling, her eyes out, squalling, squalling, squalling.

She has lost her job.

She got fired.

Somebody had sent a video of her in a open group room similar to what this app offers, and had her and a bunch of friends of hers celebrating what had happened, and they had, I guess, clipped it somehow, you know, filmed it and sent it into her employer because they knew who she was.

And the employer has terminated her for her words, even though that's part of our freedom of speech.

No, you people, but freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consetence.

Yeah it doesn't.

You you told us, you told us freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom of consequences.

So I don't know what to tell you, you know, I mean, there's.

A lot, you know what.

I feel bad for her, did you feel bad for the thousands of nurses that had to that were fired because they didn't want to take a vaccine?

Did did you feel bad for them?

What happened a freedom of freedom of speech?

What about a body autonomy?

You don't care about that though?

Right?

Hey, Hey, by the way, buddy, uh, I was on your side ideologically up until about a week ago.

Like I, nobody has been a bigger champion of we can't stoop to their level.

We're not supposed to be like these people.

We're supposed to be better and win in the marketplace of ideas.

I was that guy, and I'm not even saying that now.

I'm going to join in on doc singing getting people fired.

But I'm no longer going to defend people on the other side when they're getting fired, because do you.

Want to know why?

Because because you burned the marketplace of ideas.

Down, you murdered a guy in front of his daughters.

Yeah, So I.

Now it's like, now I'm at the point where I just kind of remember when Sting in w CW just went I'm just gonna hang up in the rafters now like for like an entire year, I'm sting I'm up in the rafters now, I don't give a fuck.

nWo W CW.

You slug it out, kids, I'm gonna be up here with my baseball bat up in the rafters.

Yeah, and I'm just gonna collect a huge paycheck for the whole the entire year and not wrestle once.

Like how far else is it going to go?

And then well, it depends how far you want to take it.

Huh.

It went pretty far for Charlie.

Yeah, all the way.

Actually, oh they black boat her on that.

Oh no, oh no, Charlie Kirk's dead, his children are fatherless.

But your friend their job at Chipotle.

Oh no, yeah, just work.

It's fine.

It's the same thing and the same You're just gonna put the burrito stuff in the same microwave from corporate.

It's fine.

You're reading these politicians are talking about.

Have you got to remember the rights in power right now?

So talking about you know, free speech as who even are you in the celebratory of hate crimes and things like that can start to be prosecuted, actions taken as you're losing your employment.

But the government's not making you know what, I love using their talking points against them and make it's so freeing because you don't feel bad about it, really, because this is what you said us.

So I'm just gonna give your own advice, like you're allowed to say what you want in your employers a lot not to have you there.

I believe the term is fuck around find out.

By the way, that's what you used to say to me.

By the way, we are past the FO part, the the the the the the the the the the f A part.

We're now in the FO party.

Yeah, you're about You're in the find out part of the of the thing.

It's the worst part.

I don't care.

Here's my thing.

I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I'm really going back more.

SHEI like when we first started this show, the reason we started this show, going back twenty seventeen and going like, we kind of just wanted to be left alone.

That's all we ever wanted.

We're basically like the Hulk in every comic book.

We just wanted to be left alone.

Why don't you leave us alone?

It's like this, look going back to the point I made earlier in the show.

Okay, we just lost our Patreon this week, and.

I'm sitting here going We're literally like the only people in America not calling for somebody to get murdered right now.

Yeah, like, can we have our Patreon please?

Yeah?

So I'm past the point like y'all could just lose your fucking jobs.

I don't care anymore.

Yeah, why did't you just leave us alone?

Being blackballed against?

You know, it's fu fake ass wanta be rapper Jewelry is really fucking me up though.

It's they don't just have your email address, these people have your IP address.

These people have the information.

They got my ap they're going to I'm going to back trace you see one more minute, Virgil, I'm almost in the main frame.

Premiere device.

Hey, buddy, nobody wants to hear your fucking your fucking shitty garage.

Bam beats, No one's gonna get into your computer.

Okay, you could calm down, all right?

What's your rapper name?

Have a gu out number on that device as well, so that's hey Royce Royce.

I don't know if you know this, but we were we were actually being filmed when we were hacking into this guy's main frame, and I you.

Know what, I will always I will always play these because there's nothing better to me than TV hacking scenarios.

I I this is the best one.

This is the best one.

It's the n C I S one.

No way.

I'm getting hacked.

No, no, this is major.

They've already burned through the n CIS public firewall.

What does that mean?

They burn through fire Well, isolate the indo.

You know what I always forget to isolate the note of what I'm hacking.

I'm trying.

It's moving to fast.

They're both using the keyboard at the same time.

How would that work?

How would that how would you the other person not know what they're doing?

How would it work.

It's not a piano or a tennis court.

You're not playing chopsticks.

But the usinger connection with the state of base you know what it is.

For two people to type on the same keyboard would be like, it's insane, it's crazy.

It would be like playing tennis doubles, but you have to share a rack.

No, that's exactly throwing it back to you.

No holding, what's the point?

What's the point?

That would be the funniest game of tennis ever broken.

We do.

And by the way your hands are taped together, you cannot let him go.

That's what I mean.

It's like it's like the forties game.

What was that called Edward forty hands?

Edward forty hand.

Yeah, our generation rule.

These young bucks don't do.

The cool ship Edward forty rules.

I can't.

It's a point attack.

He or she is only going after mind she.

Our generation had Edward forty hands and Abby fuck you motherfucker's coming up with Zendayah and fentanyl people.

Stay you guys, suck you guys fucking suck.

Yeah, bro, we're the king.

Yeah, we had goth mommy hacker.

Dude, what do you got.

Possible?

This Deald wicked le mining cripston.

It would take months to get.

Villaged that video game.

No, Tony, we're getting hanged the next I can't stop him.

Do something with me.

I've never seen code like this.

And that also happens when you hack gunners.

No, no, I can't do anything I thought you did.

When you hack computers, you can make to see our team monitors glitch.

He unplugged it, dude.

Also, that's not how it would turn off.

Yeah, because the servers are still online.

Yeah that you're all you did was make them have to start over.

M hmm.

Well yeah, I'll just play it as someone.

Who disagrees with him.

Obviously, I disagree with him on everything, although we didn't see eye to eye, someone with a differing opinion almost everything should I get specific with the things I disagree with.

So what I want to do is make my post that people shouldn't be killed for their opinions.

But figuring out the perfect amount of qualifiers to include husband near impossible.

Political that's so violence on all sides needs to stop.

Like essentially, I want people to know that I'm good because I'm against murder, but I'm also good because I disagree with them.

Guns are bad.

It's something that's I care.

I have empathy.

But also if you disagree with him on not a live business, you know, like I don't do we know anyone with empathy?

What did they put.

That's really good?

I disagree with him on ninety percent affairs.

You know?

Okay?

Can I give him some pri Can I give Ryan some the pops or something?

And I this one thing I just caught what that he did he got He's got old Reboc pumps on Those are old Reboc pumps.

Those are the old pumps, dude.

Those are awesome.

Back in the day sick.

You don't wait too long even I mean, I'm not touching Israel stuff with a ten.

Now the rights figured out how to get people fire too, which is adding another layer of complication.

What you grow the fuck up?

What are you?

Retorted?

The goal on social media is to say the least amount possible.

We'll also not not saying something when you're supposed to say something.

What you talk to me?

When you understand social media?

Like I wanted to feel compassionate.

This fitness influencer went with, all this evil makes me sick.

That's kind a pretty good as sort of it.

You know, she's getting crushed.

Minchel Robinson just said he feels bad for killed.

I said all he said he feels the film he's getting killed upset.

Didn't always agree with him, but appreciated some perspective.

That's she's in a ship.

You so fucking Chris Pratt I played after the show yesterday for he was doing a prayer.

Yeah we played it.

Yeah, we put it after the show.

He played it on the show.

He was doing a prayer and stuff, and he's getting like annihilated for it.

Is he really?

Yeah?

Girls are because because you know That's funny because when when Royce played it, the first thing I said.

Was that fucking piece of ship.

I was kidding what I was like that.

I think the girl says like, you're prettier when you you're pretty when you don't talk like they were just fucking ribbon in the guy.

Dorm right now, even though I think he's bad news, No, you know, it's times like there's a question if I even want.

To be an actor.

You're screwed so that you disagree with him?

Do you even know what a qualifier is?

Why didn't you have that energy for the last forty five tragedy?

Lead your other tweets before they can get you on the hypocrisy?

You should do a video when you cry.

No, that's crazy.

We're not gonna cry.

That's empathy.

Time is running out.

Smil's using this to raise money.

Maybe that could be unique.

Rich up.

Everything is at stake, that's it.

Although I disagree dying is bad, well put ver he is right.

He is right, That's what I say.

That was beautiful.

He's great man.

Yeah, Ryan, Ryan's hilarious.

Did you see this?

Fucking this is a Florida story Palmetto Bay.

Well, I just play it.

While some are honoring Kirk's legacy, others are being fired from their jobs for what they said about his death on social media.

Calls continue to grow for one Palmetto Bay councilman to resign after comments he made on Facebook, but he says he's not going anywhere.

Look is Byron Tollison live with more on a pack meeting tonight in Palmetto Bay.

Byron, by the way, Palmetto Bay, that is a ninety percent republic.

I just want to be just Tunis stand where he's at.

So when you say something like well I'm.

Not going anywhere, You're not going anywhere.

But at some point you're gonna like there's going to be an election, you will be going.

Oh no, No, it's funnier than that.

I let the story play out.

You're gonna love it.

Mersh.

There was not an empty seat in there, barely any room in the lobby as well.

This was an angry crowd rallying together for him to resign.

We asked him what he'll do.

Paul Metto Bay councilman Steve Cody refusing to step down as calls grow for his resignation over his social media post After the assassination of Charlie Kirk, Cody has apologized and taken down the post What did he say?

What did he say?

What I did was admittedly stupid, But if every time.

Hey, a virgie, can you get me what Steve Cody said?

Because I don't think they're gonna say it.

A politician did something that was stupid, nobody would ever serve in our governments.

Huge crowds overflowing a village zoning meeting Monday evening.

Wow, look at all those Hispanic white supremacists there.

They're a fucking pissed.

With speaker after speaker demanding him to resign.

If he refuses, they say they'll recall him.

May have mark turning point, but not the way you thought.

Okay, all right.

So what did this gentleman say?

By the way, we want to be clear, we're reading what this gentleman said.

Go ahead, Charlie Kirk is a fitting sacrifice to our lords Smith and Wesson.

Hallowed be thy names.

Oh buddy, that's a rough one.

That's a rough one.

Hallowed be their names.

Sorry, you know what the problem with that one is?

Can I can I pick it apart a bit?

Look on the one hand, it's really gross.

But on the other hand, it's not even funny.

It's like, it wasn't even you know what I mean.

It wasn't a Hassan piker Mosha Hadeen fucked your eye hole, Joe like that one.

I was like, why are we canceling.

Him for that?

That was good?

I like that one.

That one you just go oh boo, yeah boo, you stink.

It's well, Steve, if you had tweeted out something like I didn't even know he was sick, I'd go.

Man over.

Cody posting a picture with a quote from Kirk, reading quote, I think it's worth to have a cost of unfortunately some gun debts every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights end quote, Cody then commenting quote, Charlie Kirk is a fitting sacrifice to our lords.

Smith and Wesson.

Hallow'd be their names.

End quote.

Local state and federal lawmakers calling on him to step down.

I think that's fair.

They're bringing forward emotion asking him to resign.

I mean this literally, in my opinion, crossed.

Is set on social media.

Do not represent this community.

Cody May has found village business calling on Monday, come up here for an emotion asking him to resign.

I mean this literally, in my opinion, crossed a line.

The vice mayor has bound to stop village business until Cody's gone.

But yeah, he said he looks like does he not look like like an Adam Shift's kid.

Yeah, if you had a kid that was like local and working his way up.

Things that he had said on social media do not represent this community.

Cody's answer, if he interferes with our ability to pass a budget, that would be mal seasons and that would be a reason for him to be removed.

Yours as people continue to have an update on the story.

By the way, I already I already have the update.

Lose their jobs here in South Florida around his country for them?

Oh no it didn't.

So the so the community voted, uh, bree this this is this is Yester.

The community has since voted and uh they voted uh.

Four to one.

He was the one against to remove him.

Unfortunately, they could only recommend his removal.

They cannot remove him.

Who Ronda Santis now makes the decision.

I look it up.

It's true.

Hey Ronda Santis, pack your boxes.

I'm going to assume if I were you, right, I would come in and still do my job, get my check.

But as Royce said, I'd start having stuff ready.

It's less humiliating.

Yeah, like you, when you know what's happening.

If you have your stuff.

Ready, they don't have to escort you make a big deal of it.

You're ready to go.

Get your key start.

Oh you know he has to do the sad thing.

Yeah, when you have to take a key off your own personal key ring.

Oh.

Update literally right now, right now, right now.

Update update not eleven.

A Palmetto Bay councilman is confronted by angry constituents tonight after comments he made on social media about the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, and now the mayor and fellow council members are calling for his resignation.

Let me get to the party.

He caught up with counselmen.

Hey, hold on, who's this hold on?

Yo?

Yo?

Wait a second guy, sidebar?

Sidebar?

Who's anna McAllister?

And look at those honkers?

And can I just say once again, Florida, let's go fucking go.

I'll put Florida up against California.

No, no, we got we got better.

Bitches than l A now for sure, because they all moved.

They all moved.

Yeah, you got a couple of Sophie Flays, but then not a lot of them.

Yo.

Yeah this girl came out.

Yo.

Those aren't real, but beare nice.

Yo.

Look at this West World looking ass bitch.

You know what I'm saying.

Yeah, Anima Callister, those are like the modern titties, not the old nineties bolt On bulls.

Yeah, bro, is that ship is like if God designed a fucking sex robot.

Anna McAllister Instagram.

Sorry, man, we don't mean to downplay you.

Yeah, no disrespect whatever.

I know you went to school and that's hey.

By the way, yeah, Thissanta is gonna remove him.

That was the up.

But I found her Instagram.

Here.

Yo.

Wow, let's who oh boy.

Okay she is and I say this very rarely, I very rarely say this.

She is aesthetically perfect.

She's so hot, she's aesthetically and it's like a rarity where you just go, wow, you're aesthetically perfect.

Look at this.

Fucking local news doesn't deserve this, bro.

Everything.

I bet her nipples are identical twins, like you know what I mean?

Everything symmetrical.

I mean I guess she's hot.

Yeah, dude, that's by the way, Can I point something out?

No makeup?

Yeah, and I don't even like freckles.

I wasn't looking at her face, dude.

She's hot, dang, dang, dude, and she no look at this and she no, she's hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah she's not.

She's no misconception.

Oh she's hot.

God, look at the backside.

Too, Floria up, Florida.

What's the rule?

Hot friends?

Always?

Always not an in the always look no, not an ugo in the crew.

Oh god, damn it, dude, dude.

Yeah, Florida's rules.

Man, she knows she's hot.

These are a newswomen people.

These are the people that read the news for us.

That's why I love when people like Florida.

Man, weirdo Florida.

Yeah yeah, i'd'd much rather be like you.

Okay, ready, reporter from CBS Miami Philly, New Jersey girl, she went to Temple.

She now currently lives in Miami, Florida.

I am looking at her.

I'm looking just looking at her Twitter to see what you know.

You can't.

You don't know where she falls in the political line because she's not should good.

I don't want.

That's good.

That's how it should be.

Do you want me?

Do you want me show you what she posts on Twitter?

Yeah, that's good.

First trap, that's what we want.

I don't want to know what you vote.

I don't care about all your voting and all the things.

I don't care.

Yeah, wonderful.

Sorry, she's the perfect woman.

Sorry, guys, I did not mean to get off track, but.

Jesus Christ, I think everybody prefers it.

Yeah, okay, this is this is the funny.

Hey, women from northern California planning to take on the d m V over her vanity license plate for isis Wharton.

Her Kia isn't just a car, it's a way to express, says I am.

I have vanity plates as I am.

Isis really funny.

Let me yes, let me guess, let me guess the goddess.

Isis the goddess?

Or no?

It might just be the chick's name it is, it's just her name.

She's like, it's probably just somepan that is your name.

It is her name.

It's probably just somesume Hispanic lady who was like, I get a license plate?

You say, I am is identity?

That expression it hit a speed Pump on Friday when she received a letter from the DMV claiming that her personalized plate right there, I am ISIS violates state rules because it could be linked to the terrorist group with the same and it linked Archer.

I'm looking at her.

I don't think she's tied the terrorism name.

It does look like Larton says she has owned the plate since twenty twenty two with no issues.

I am easy.

Looking at terrorists.

It's confused since I've had it for so long.

You mean your name?

Yeah, I know it's wild and I.

Was honestly super hurt.

I just in my registration a couple of months.

Oh oh she's a Oh she's garbage, she's a foot show.

I mean what though, Hey, you want to join ISIS?

Yeah, I would join it.

Who wants to join ISIS?

And so go?

And I didn't say anything then either.

Well, some legal experts say her plate is like to protect it under the First Amendment?

Has it?

Is?

It?

Actually?

Is?

It is?

Because literally and even if you wanted to make a case for if it was pro or anti ISIS.

You're allowed.

But her name is literally isis.

Yeah, I mean her name is Isis.

So like everyone that had the name Ice is just fucked now.

It's like everybody that had the Charlie Chaplin stash in like you know, forty.

One, all of a sudden, Yeah it's ruined.

You're ruin it for everybody.

Okay, the Charlie, the Charlie Chaplin stash, by the way, was a fire mustache that we totally Yeah.

I agree, especially if you were someone that wanted to look like you think they want to look clean shaven, but how to wanted to have a little note.

Let's say you had a cleft.

Let's say you had a cleft thing.

That was the perfect That was the perfect mustache for that.

It's the perfect mustache if you want it to look like Hitler.

And then that fucking silent bastard ruined it.

Hey you know what, you know what?

It's slopper in time.

Oh boy, have you been dying to eat it?

Guys?

Oh?

Oh updates, Sorry I didn't even sit on the show.

Yeah we got beat him, you beat him in the copyright video has been reinstated, strike removed.

Oh no, and now there's just gonna be more.

Yep, guys, your point bar and grill at Disney's Wilderness Lodge.

But you weren't here if you'd fit.

Nope, I have actually been there and I fit.

You want to know why it's outside?

Do you not fit on the outside?

I don't fit in the outside, Mama said, I'm too big to sit on the outside.

Hey, ladies, fucking fat idiot, Hey ladies, fat guy here?

Yeah, I don't.

I don't even have these concerns.

Yeah, hey, marut and can you sit at a bar?

Yeah?

Okay?

Fit in rides.

I've never, in my life never been told no, this isn't gonna work out.

Ever, everyone, we're plus sized peark Coppers.

Are you arranging sizes.

From two x?

He has told many women that it's not going to work out, though in a different way it's not.

But I would say in that case, it's not you, it's me.

It's definitely him.

Good by that.

Make sure you like this video and follow us from our plus Sized Disney tips and tricks on this episode of If I Fits, I said.

We're having both visits eving.

Here is a mix of chairs with arms, couches and tables with chairs with.

Well, the couches just got there.

They're sitting down at the table.

Our arms.

This laid back open air restaurant overlooks the water and offers a simple menu with mostly salad.

So we ordered all of it mostly Now I know they didn't rice.

They didn't order all of it.

It's mostly solid sandwich options.

Oh, sandwiches.

We know what they're ordering.

Sandwiches, that's what they got.

Do you have a gluten free option?

Says the person who weighs seven hundred pounds.

Dude, if I went to a place that was known for sandwich, like, if I was at a place like working had subs some sorry salads and sandwiches, and people came in and.

Went, hey, uh, do you have any gluten free options?

Yeah, the sal salad.

Eat the salad.

I'm not making special bread for you.

Yeah, salads are there for those that cannot have the bread.

I won't put the croutons in there.

Okay, you're good.

It was like, I can't have croutons though.

You don't have to have croutons.

You don't have to.

No one's making.

In fact, you shouldn't because you're gluten free.

All right, don't twist my arm, I'll get the crewton all right.

Don't twist my arm.

Okay, don't twist my arm.

I get a foot long sub everything on it.

I just have a loaf of bread.

Sure, I guess laid back.

I'm gonna go feed the docks out.

Two Mitch Hedberg references in this show.

Two hooks the water and offers a simple menu with mostly salad and sandwich options.

They don't take reservations, but you're able to join their walk up list if.

You're near by.

Well, you want your waddle up list.

When you guys show up.

To start, Katie and Ashley both got in order.

And then they were so hungry they ate the shells at a Mammy with chili saltce we all dug into these and thought they were really good, and the chili salt that comes in the side added.

In that they're not mentioning the wings in the background that are already stripped of the bone.

What about the wings?

Alright?

I was like, I thought you were trying to be sneaky, guys.

Are chicken wings with Sacha buffalo?

She thought that they were.

Can I say something right now?

Those wings.

They look they look mad, but I know they're mid because if they're that tiny.

Right away, I'm like, oh, so clearly you.

Don't give a fuck about The problem is when they're too tiny too then it's too much sauce.

There needs to be more.

They used to be definitely more chicken than sauce.

You know, Diana both got the bison berger which comes with bacon.

Well, that's cannibalism that she's a pig and want a bison.

Bisons are bigger than pigs.

Marion berry sauce and.

Yeah, marion berry, Yes, this is marion berry sauce.

Is that what she said?

That's here bison which comes with bacon, sweet crispy onion straws, marion berry sauce.

Yeah.

Yeah, so so a marion berry is an actual bear what?

Yeah, a marion berry is.

Yeah.

I just found that.

It's it's it's Oregon berry.

It's a real thing, really good.

Okay, I just I just figured a Disney restaurant was dropping a based crack smoking.

It's not cracked sauce.

It's not cracked mayors A.

Well, hey, look, we can only hope.

I legit thought I was going fucking nuts for a second.

I'm like, I didn't hear that.

Correct.

Back when I worked at Dispensary, we had a strain called marion berry.

Like after the berry and I'm cracking it.

These old black dudes came from like Detroit visiting and they were like, Hey.

What the fuck is this ship?

That's hilarious, that's really funny.

Actually sweet crispy onion straws, marion berry sauce, and Ali, this can be made gluten free by removing that.

This can be gluten free by leaving the fucking restaurant it.

Gluten free back.

They also have a dedicated gluten free friars.

The other day that we could get started.

You know what, I'm thinking the with them, Why don't why doesn't she let them speak for themselves?

Why does she have to say how they felt about their food?

Yeah, that's kind of messed up, Like what yeah, what what what if you're lying?

What if?

Like you know what's really happening?

Because I know, I know women like Stephanie and by the way, and women like Stephanie has nothing to do with their size, just like that personality, that Stephanie, that person definitely that personality.

Well, they'll be at a table and then they'll try to gaslight of them, like if like if like if like if Moungus were to say, oh, yeah, this book, this burg these these wings are good.

Right then Stephanie would go, I guess they're okay?

Are you?

Do you really think they're good.

They'll do that kind of stuff where instead of just letting you be happy that you liked it, they have to go, really you think they're good.

That's what Stephanie does.

I'm telling you.

That's the kind of person she is, just a plant seeds.

Ye.

She's also the kind of.

Person who absolutely runs her Gmail and also the kind of person who tried his who hit us with a copyright strike.

That's the kind of person Stephanie is.

Yeah, they're all running, they're all having a run shit through her.

Yeah.

They were both skeptical of the bison at first, but ended up really loving this.

Burger because it was food.

I can't wait till it comes out, like I can't wait, Like mark my words, these things now that they're blowing up, like literally and figuratively, now that they're blowing up, they're gonna start fighting over like stuff they.

Never worked out in the past hundred because they don't know this was gonna make money.

Yeah, and I guarantee you it's gonna get to a point where you're gonna see some of them breaking rank, they're gonna start talking shit, making other accounts, talking about each other, because I guarantee Stephanie's probably already lying about money.

Like, no, we didn't get that much from Jacob's resorts.

They I mean they give us the rooms.

Wait, didn't give us a little bit of money.

But like, chill out, wait until Stephanie brings a new plus size friend in also.

And it's just Marie in a fat suit.

Oh, that is the long play.

It's gonna happen.

We hire somebody to just like, can we hire one of those people It's like ten thousand dollars a day.

They really good fat, They're really good to one, like one of those Hollywood guys to make the whole face and every just make her fat and be like you gotta go in.

All right, every fuddy because you saw Aleto.

Then at the end she does a backflip in the suit and lands it and goes right, I'm out.

The problem is the problem is we send Marie to Disney if it's in the summertime, and even those Hollywood suits and everything would just start melting with her about like.

A half hour out and then she has to.

Go Sorry, I'm onno zempic.

There's literally just fat dripping off her face and body.

It's just the whole suit's melting.

And she's like, it looks like.

The Senator from The X Men when he was dying injected him with the mutant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna get you guys in contact with the people who keep making Drewsky white.

Okay, th think if you could do that, that would be great.

Is terrifying?

Oh yeah, Also, could you get me in touch with the people that made Drew Ski because how is he a thing?

Yeah?

That's amazing.

Boy.

You see us in the lab.

We were trying to make Martin Lawrence.

We were trying to make a new Martin Lawrence, and shit, it just went wrong.

I'm just like, bro, like the Shane Gillises and he Stele Vaughan's keeps telling me he's funny, and I'm like, stop doing that, like, stop trying to guess like me, Drew Sky's not funny.

So have a dedicated gluten free fryar.

So she was able to get fries, by the way, dedicated gluten free friars.

Let me let me actually translate for that toy for people that know Morgan restaurants, it's.

Called lying to you.

Yeah, they're just friends.

They lie to you.

They just use the same friar.

They don't care.

They were both skeptical of the bison at first, but ended up really loving this.

Notice notice it.

Notice that that Kyle has too much gas over here walks around with a bunch of the bracelets on their wrist because now they know in case someone walks into and then because remember they gave Marie one those little plus sized park oppera which we have, by the way, we have it on our wall like a scalp burger.

Ashley and I couldn't make up our minds, so we made a deal.

We couldn't make up our minds, so we ordered four things.

And half on two sandwiches.

Got the turkey.

I ate all of it, and then I had her or half what.

Belt sandwich with black pepper, turkey, candy, bacon, and avocado puree.

By the way, that sounds delicious, but also sounds like the least healthiest sandwich on the planet served.

On back to the original point.

Also sounds Oh, candy bacon is fire.

I love candy, bacon and bread.

They are not shy with the meat in this sandwich.

Well, there's nothing you're not shy with the meat in your body, So I get it.

It was loaded with turkey.

I loved this sandwich so much that I ordered it by the pool the next day.

If you're sensitive to spice, there is a lot of pepper on the turkey.

So what if I'm sensitive to being around fat, sweaty hogs.

What can I do that I have some bad news.

Your face, that's that's every time because you and now we know she watches our clips.

We know that Stephanie's Stephanie's watching our clips.

That's the face she makes every time she sees another one pop up.

This is her.

She goes, don't motherfuckers again again?

Can I just be fat in peace?

Something to consider the sweetness of the candied bacon helped even out the pepper to create the perfect sandwich.

I don't know if you can tell, but I really liked this.

Sarah, Hey mongus, did you like it?

Okay, now we're getting in the mersed.

And oh yeah, at everything I've seen so far from this joint, this would have been my big little aujo and a fucking steak sandwich.

Let's go go caramelized onions provolone.

You're going to dip some of those fries in that aju too, you know it?

Carliaoli and Au on a sour dough roll.

This sandwich was just okay.

The flavors were good, but the meat tasted reheated and it just was.

But Sarah said she liked it, but I kept telling her she didn't.

It wasn't one of our favorites.

Por dessert, Ashley and I shared the coffee and donuts Crean Brewlett.

You know you don't need to have dessert, right, I don't have dishert most meal was actually, I hear you.

Cumberla' is awesome.

I know I probably I.

Probably skip dessert probably nine out of ten times when I eat out, I almost never get it.

Coffee and donut, crember Let and just the name alone Ago.

Yeah, I believe we will be having that.

I will be trying that adorable little maple bac and donut.

The cumberlet was amazing and tasted like a cup of coffee.

Sarah and Katie got the apple cider sorbet.

Which tastes it sounds terrible.

That sounds fucking disgusting.

I would just go It's so refreshing.

And the perfect ending to a great meal.

We hope that the then we took a massive shit at one of David's rentals.

Yeah, cremberlet does with fire, though it's really only two desserts.

I almost can never say no to it's cheesecake or Tira massu.

And even then I can say no to it if it's a shitty restaurant, and I know that cheesecakes like a shitty sitting.

In the fridge.

I can't say no to cum crumberl.

Is, especially if it's made at a good place and you're like, Okay, let's go.

Pessi, you're gonna love this one because this is the best of both worlds.

We'll still kick it on.

I know how much you love Emerald, Pessy.

I know how much you love Emerald and Legassi.

What did he say about Charlie Kirk fucking god?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, bam bam bam bam.

Okay, no, that's mean.

But second, that's funny.

Though no, it's actually nice.

It's nothing bad.

He went on one of our favorite shows.

You're and the Kid.

No, okaye, not growing up Anthony Kumia show.

He does not look great.

Guys just totally wanted the spot.

So you want to come on up?

And I love to come on?

Can I come on?

Most of my recipes start with butter?

How much of that?

All of it?

This whole bottle?

Yeah, all right, I'll still to him now about this, I.

Say, Emerald as we're finishing, to be fair.

How old does he know?

He's sixty five?

He was forty in that page.

Yeah, so it's not he's not like you know he aged, he is something like that.

He's now he's just like Uncle Emerald and he's eating.

And I'll be honest, he from what he used to look like to now he I would be made.

I'm way more confident in this man's food.

I don't know why.

Now he's got this old kind of old Italian man looked at him and I'm like, oh, this guy probably cooks fine.

I had a sitcom he did.

Yeah, Sickcomb was fucking His sitcom was so bad.

But you know what one thing about Emerald he never cooked bad.

Ship You never watched an episode of Emerald was like no, no.

I agree, disgusting.

Same thing with Pauladine yep, butter and your love with.

Each other is right there.

And that did Bam come from?

Okay, so you she was in the jackass and then from Westchester, Pennsylvania.

You got same joke being U and he will appreciate this.

We were shooting eight shows a day.

Oh my god.

I was eating all the food because I'm Italian.

I don't believe in throwing it away, so I'm eating all of it.

So being a food show, basically you know the crew after lunch, they would eat all the food that we cooked and after.

I hate these segments on cook like I hate these segments on daytime shows, but.

This would be an amazing experience if like Emerald were just standing there.

Cooking on a stove and talking to you.

No, no, I love Emerald, unbelievable, like jokes and shit aside, like that's dude.

We all, I mean as a as young stoners, as young stoners, we all did it.

We got high, We sat there.

We would fucking throw Food Network on because guys, this is before you get watch really watch videos that well on the internet, and this we were watched this semi alcoholic with Sandra Lee.

We would watch all the all the alcoholics.

All everybody on the Food Network was an alcohol because it's the fucking Food Network.

Your whole fucking career is being in restaurants.

You know what restaurants have bars?

Yep, Emeralds fucking og like Emeralds from Food Network.

When it was just cooking.

Yeah, and by the way, Emerald looks like a guy who's been enjoying some wine in the last twenty five years or so.

Like he definitely looks bam yeah.

Buble red bulls.

Yeah fine, because that's like such your signature.

Everybody loves saying it, and you know it's attributed to you.

Emerald's definitely a guy who's smacked into his garage door with his Porsche once or twice in his.

Day as the fuck you know it.

And also if you look at his phone, he has the bottom of it is all scratched up because he's too drunk to plug it in, so he's hitting the box a million and a half.

Times literally how it started.

All right, So if you want to hand me that bowl, I would give anything to hand you that bull Honestly, I would love to make fun of you, Drew, but I kind of I would kind of be marking out too.

I'm not gonna lie to you in the same way.

I'd be like, this is kind of cool, this is kind of cool.

And what we have is a Laurel rece which is bay Leaf.

What you know.

What the best part about Drew the show is is that they read the room.

They dialed back the gig guy.

Yeah he's still there.

Yeah, but for some of these segments where he used to be in every segment they've they've been like, yeah, he's he's too much, he's too gay.

Yeah, he's like Drew, let's just just let Drew cook with them.

That's what people want to.

Say from the Laurel Tree.

Oh, the original Iron Chef was awesome.

Someone's bringing up a rip original Iron Chef, Japanese Iron Chef peak food content.

Yes, I remember the original Japanese Iron Chef.

You those guys were.

Iron Chef is another show, dude, that I would just sit there and just and that chopped chopped is another one would be like, here's some m and ms and some nails make a meal and you're like, what, what the fuck?

And then the thing.

The only thing I hate about Iron Chef is that it started a whole genre that got increasingly ridiculous, like you said, and it eventually these shows now have boiled down to like like you said, there's you get a nail and some sawdust and uh, good luck, one piece of dry frozen salmon.

You're like, there, you go make a meal.

It's like, what like chopped used to be reasonable.

They used to give you green and chop.

They used to be reasonable, right, But then towards the end they had to keep one uping themselves and they give them like these weird things.

It's like, here's jellyfish and horse radish, Like.

We've given them salmon, one onion and peanut butter, and you're like, what what am I gonna do with this?

Man?

What do you do?

Rice?

Peel off?

Because I'm just gonna come here.

And then they're like, yeah, so I'm using a weed grinder.

I'm grinding up the skin of the onion to make into a powder, which that's gonna be our flour.

And then I'm gonna I'm just gonna put peanut butter all over the salmon and then get the onion.

And you're like, all right, come on, man, it's gonna be terrible, right, And at the end they always do the little dainty like, this is the most amazing thing I have ever had in my congratulations chef, and you're like, there's no way that's good.

This is my eminem crusted salmon.

You're like, and no way that's good.

You know what it is, It's that the crispiness of the outer eminem show really gives the salmon a little like sort of a texture that you don't normally have.

This balsamic hubba bubba and malta.

Wakes this dish up, it cuts through the licorice.

Yeah, so you have that that sweetness from the bubbalicious that sort of compliments the garlic and brings.

It out even more.

And you know, I could barely taste the oysters over the cotton candy glaze you put.

And that's why royst That's because that's because he added peanut butter pretzels.

Ooh yummy.

I love those.

Okay, So here's here's my here's my here's my here's my well done wagou combo crusted steak.

Enjoy.

Then they just have like a guest chef one day as Gordon Ramsey.

They're just gonna cut to him one day and he's just gonna go.

I don't want to do this anymore.

The sun, Yeah, I can't.

I don't want if this is what what have we done to food?

I'm going back to England and he just leaves sleep.

What's wrong, Gordon?

You've barely touched your runt rack of ribs.

I'm sorry, runts rack of ribs is discussing.

I'm sorry.

I know we've printed millions of dollars over the years, but I just can't do this anymore.

It was fun for a while, but it's just not.

I don't feel this anymore.

Gordon.

You don't, you don't, you don't you don't like your Nerds infused salmon?

Yeah, Gordon, Gordon's having the same moment the right wing e grifters are having after Charlie Kirk got murdered.

It's just like, you know what, none of the smile has anymore.

I've got a child.

I'm just gonna go home.

My net worth is my net worth is eighty million dollars.

I do not need to be here.

I really don't.

I shouldn't be doing these shows anymore.

But Gordon, you haven't even touched my pop Rocks Devil Day Pop.

Well, that's because he's not done eating those bacon and warhead hush pups.

Oh my god, this is so sour, so sour.

This is all the ship we mad.

That's true, a frozen eat.

All this garbage were corn bread, it would melt, melt in the oven.

It would just melt.

It would be good when it came out.

It tastes like chemicals.

Oh fuck, chocolate was awesome.

I missed it.

I missed crazy ship.

Dude, we don't fund you anymore.

Now it's just all people getting shot and and trance people shooting people.

And you know, it's a not of def lately, a lot of Emerald And now Emerald Legassi's dead.

It's just alive, is he?

Look at him?

Look at him?

The chat guys in the sun of a bitch.

Look look what.

Look what you've done in this man.

Look what you've done in this man.

You did this to him, You did this to him in the chat for Emerald Lagassi.

Sim in the chats at uh final half, got the bag, run out the clock tactics and played gags.

Fellas.

He nailed it.

He got us, Andy and I we nailed it.

Hey, you got us.

Let's go.

How many do the Walter White.

You got me, you got me, you got but it was fun in the two million in cash, but it was funny, but it was funny.

Genocide Circus.

It doesn't even have to be about free speech.

Most companies tell you that they're fine if you say the wrong shit on social media.

Jenni side Circus.

I used to live watching Louisiana Cooking with Justin Wilson.

I remember that show, Oh the old you remember two fat ladies, the two fat British ladies that would just go around being fat chocolate and yeah for being fat, actually I remember correctly from being sad yo.

Shout out to Homie who called us out for running out the clock.

Good eye, dude, honestly, for real, that's that is our show.

Yeah, thank you.

Our entire show is running out the clock.

We're just funny about it.

Guys.

If you really did enjoy what we did, we like some people probably would have been insulted by that, but we're actually like cool, he gets the format.

Thank you, guys, thank you so much.

We had one new monthly subscriber when you annual subscriber both today on.

So we're we're at nineteen eighty five.

Our goal is two thousand by October.

We're probably gonna hit the by next week.

Guys.

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I believe that mersh will be doing some nightwave this evening ten o'clock tonight, be there or be squares.

They said, you don't want to be stre and by the way, don't let you.

I don't listen to that fucking piece of shit.

God damn, why am I blanket on his name right now?

From the Back to the Future soundtrack.

Oh here Lewis, Huey Lewis, don't listen to that piece of ship.

It's not hip to be square.

You don't want to be a fucking square.

Be there at ten o'clock.

A fucking Huey Lewis was a fucking dork and.

He was coping.

That's whole song.

Is a cope you think so, Cope and Sea Huey Lewis, Cope and Seed.

Actually, guys, it's pretty cool to not be cool.

No, it's not.

That's why it's not cool.

It's why we say it.

Asshole Cope and Seed.

Huey Lewis fucking asshole.

Hate that guy.

Uh de ball money says, are a DC stance for running out the clock.

Yes, yes, that's the name of the show.

Now it's running out the clock.

Let's change the name of the show running out the clock.

Running out the clock, running out the clock immediately monetized, we'd get to go.

Oh they got rid of the cyst thing.

Yeah, we gotta do that, guys.

If PESSI you're next, If I gotta be, yeah, well you gotta be.

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