During the third millennia, in a strange place known as the United States of America, a war was breaded, brainwashed Marxist day lights and colleges across the nation clashed with equal a brainwashed, anime obsessed Leo Nazis.

Starbucks windows were shattered, Dodge challengers were told, and Muslims realized that rental vans.

Were cheaper than planning thoughts.

Skinny anemic millennials from coast to coast were hospitalized with life changing injuries such as sprains and first degree burned, and the heroic Knights of four Chan rose up to the beach shil above and drive the evil villain into a descent towards a madness, the lights.

From which he would never recover.

As the enemies of Freedom destroyed the cities that raised them.

As a America begins to resemble an Iron Maiden album come to life, two heroes have risen up to fight against the culture of utter madness and restore sanity the only way they know how, by refusing to take any of it seriously.

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For today's episode, we're going to be doing the f slur debate that we've been wanted to play.

For a while.

Here.

I found out that you that I got like my tweet was you know, limited or whatever.

Which, Look, I'm not going to complain too much because I do understand that back in the day they would literally lose my account.

And now, at least on Twitter, you get like you pretty much see pretty much like ahh yeah, all right, and then they just limit your tweet.

You're like, all right, I don't give a fuck, but you.

The f slur is situational because there's a bunch of other accounts that set it in reference to that video that we're gonna play here in a little bit.

But I know for a fact I always get away with calling myself the f slur.

Well, no, they don't mind when it's true, but it's like when you're like assualting somebody, it's a problem.

That's the issue.

I've just noticed that though, if you say I'm an f slur, they don't get you as much.

Okay, all right, fair enough, fair enough, you can say return Retart's fine.

That I'm saying, Like people have said, look, oh you know or you know, I've found out this about you, what do you think about that?

I'll like, I can read tweet.

That and be like, what that I'm an f slur like, as long as it's directed it may I hate speight.

Are you saying that?

I let's see, Uh, we gotta a couple do a couple of things here before we heah.

I guess we'll just do whatever you want.

No, please, you go ahead, you pull up the next video.

Okay.

Oh, I'm chill, dude.

What I got?

I got all the world?

No, I can't.

I would literally panic.

I hate that.

Royce will never win a game of chickening, not gay chicken, that's for sure.

Merst Place for pinks.

Actually, no, Royce would always win a gay chicken because I'm freaked out by his uncut dick.

Okay, first off, I'm sorry that you butchered yours.

Oh you're not my fault.

You know I didn't butcher it.

Whatever Jewish doctor did it.

I guess.

Babies don't go in and order a circumcision.

The New York bro Frozen was circumcised when he was fucking thirteen.

I'm not saying that is wild, like at that point you could have run away, like you know.

No wonder he's so stoic.

You get it.

Then he told me it's a fucking not a liemers he tells me.

When he's the story, he goes, and then the nurse laughed at me, And I'm like, that didn't traumatize you for fucking ever that she laughed at your tiny little penis frozen.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry they mutilated your tiny penis.

We also have breaking news in downtown LA where a man has been arrested accused of throwing molotov cocktails out of federal building.

Scott, Okay, so normal, normal, big deal.

So cool dudes, typical cool dude activities.

Look, I'm sorry, Tommy, you can't burn the buildings down.

You made us pick up brutalist architecture.

It's all concrete.

Can I say that Molotov cocktai cocktails.

While they look cool against concrete buildings, don't really do much, you know what I mean?

Like they're they they're cool looking, why but don't get me wrong when you get in a call of duty or battlefield like, oh, he's your badass, but like it's not gonna.

Do much to a federal building to be honest with.

You, right is live in Air seven with those details, Scott, Yeah.

Phillips, So things are quiet here right now in front of.

The dude if you are a fucking news station right now, okay, who is still using a helicopter?

You're doing it because you bought the helicopter and don't know what else to do, because everybody's using drones.

Everybody's using drones.

Drones are so much cheaper, the camera quality is better.

You don't hear the stupid helicopter sound, and then the guy could be on the ground doing the report while he's even.

Looking through the if you want to, you even look through the thing.

News stations using helicopters now is fucking it's it's it's.

Archaic in my opinion, you know I.

Means no sense in it.

You just sitting in the garage, right, Yeah, but you know how much to fucking fill that bad boy up.

Tax dollars?

Why?

Union's dog, that's true, a good point.

Federal building it downtown Los Angeles.

That's why would she get rid of unions?

Yeah?

The old union, all of them.

Yeah, the old union, the old union Pacific doesn't run run across here anymore these days.

Yesterday, a fifty four year old man.

Yes, this is just a general federal man.

But it's just hold like a young man through a young man through it at the what building?

What?

Which?

Just a general federal building?

General, it's a general federal building.

Just say, c I A.

Can we stop with this bullshit?

This looks like a really lazy like soundstage.

No, you know what this looks like.

This looks like when the FBI told the ww they couldn't they couldn't use the FBI anymore, so they just made up like another right in their headquarters was in the Federal Building in Los Angeles.

Yeah, using the equilibrium font.

Because it's an equilibrium building because we live why Virgie and just and we fucking lost our fucking pills.

So I don't know what to tell you.

Man, fucking it's awesome.

We get to live in equilibrium, but without the gun katta.

Except in this one.

It's not like the cool future where there's like all this artwork.

We have to like hoard old maximum and afa champs that we keep in like bins that we go.

This is forbidden, this is forbidden.

Come here.

And then then it's like classical music playing.

No, it's not classical music, it's saliva because that's you're not listen to that.

So like strip cabrac is playing, and we're going into our room with all our like Maxim magazines and like Marlborough Jackets.

Yeah, it's like this scene in v for Vendetta where they kicked the home dude's door down for a Quran.

Yeah, but instead it's just like a men's belth magazine.

Yeah, exactly, it's just exactly.

It's just anything anything that anything that makes dudes look cool.

It's gone.

Okay, it's an old bodybuilding magazine with like Ronnie Coleman just like flexing, Like come here, check this out.

The classical music is playing, which is saliva.

I think that's where we're at.

We just don't take the pills in this form.

It wasn't a pill in this FORUMU was in can't I'll say it on the other side.

But it was an effective vaccine, an effective vaccine, and if it was very effective, not at what I think it was trying to do, but it was effective and safe.

The safest vaccine there's ever been.

There's never been a safer vaccine.

Nope, the most safe.

Honestly, If anybody says that it's not safe, you guys.

Are you let me know and I'll do.

I will dox them.

I swear to God, we will do it.

We're not kidding.

It's real.

This is real.

You let me know and I'll do them.

Stupid Mercia sped run the Internet.

He skipped all the middle parts.

He just got to the last part.

You let me know.

Hey, if somebody makes a minor mistake, you'll let me know and I'll dox them.

Video games that let you get back on the boat.

Yeah, what's the far crier?

If you just sit there long enough, the game just ends.

Yeah, dude, literally, dude, literally, I I forgot you could do it.

But like I recommended Total Chaos and Norm Poster and he d MS me and goes, game's easy as ship.

Beat it already.

I was like, oh he went back on the boat.

Yeah, that ship's fucking hilarious, dude, Total Chaos.

Drop that.

It's like the hardest game ever.

But you can just get back on the boat.

At by the way, I put a wet floor something down.

If Pessy's gonna keep dropping all these names, yeah, seriously, never name drop pess And my good friend told me that I.

Was gonna say I was gonna say never name drop my good friend Chad Zuma.

I don't know who that is.

Me neither that's why it's not a name route.

I don't know what does that.

That doesn't look like anything at all.

Ice agents.

He forgot to light them, so no one would He forgot to light the multov costs.

Really funny.

Yeah, there's step one is you gotta light them.

So he just gave folk free alcohol.

That's like the most important part of It's like flicking an unlit cigarette in somebody's face.

You're like, and then then you just go a free cigarette.

Thanks.

Yeah, look all right, thanks dude.

I just pictured someone fucking spraying someone with lighter fluid and then just like them.

And be like, that's a warning.

The next next time it will be lit.

The most badass line and justified ever when he fucking ejected the round and then threw it at the guy and he gets the next one's coming at you faster.

That's really funny.

He has an extensive record.

He said he wanted to blow up the building and spray down the agent.

So he's looking at some very very serious chart.

Is yeah, I think so, bro.

You're right.

Federal federal agencies frown upon you throwing malls of cocktails at their buildings.

This is the reason this guy's talking like that.

You're right, this is the old guy that's always been the helicopter guy there and duress.

So he's looking at some very very serious charges.

Dentures.

Those are dentures.

Those are somebody talking over dentures.

Now, we've seen over the last couple of days, we've seen those gunmen that were ambushed.

The gunman ambushed, ambush to national.

They were ambushed.

You've never been ambition, the ambus National Guard the ambushed him.

What the fuck man guardsman in Washington, d C.

Hey, there's two.

Seats in a helicopter.

Can we not just like get like another guy to do the talking part?

By the way, Royce, you we you still got to hit up that ambush buffet.

Ye.

By the way.

The best part is this really old guy with dentures is not only doing all the talking, he's probably he is flying it too.

He's flying the thing and he's watching and he's covering it.

This is dangerous.

Dent Trump put into effect his immigration policies.

The ICE agent's interaction with general public has been tough.

And to give you an idea, assaults against ICE agents and I.

Can't listen to your dentures anymore.

So you're killing me.

Yeah, no, seriously, Nancy Pelosi over here.

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Yeah, it's just like, I mean, I can understand when some people are coming from my notes the holiday season and stuff, but it's like how am I supposed to give a shit.

About your family and kids if you don't give me money?

You know, Ryan, So what you're describing mercier but leave a therapist are called a transactional relationship.

Yeah, like, look, these people don't get to just be parasocial for free.

That's gonna cost you.

Okay, well we're off for YouTube.

That'll cost you some bucks.

That's not free now around these parts.

Well, mersh, it's time to have the Great fag At debate.

Yeah, hell yeah, So I'm going to you know what I'm gonna do because I have a clip, but I think we need to actually pull the segment because up Tucker talked about remember we well yes, but probably that and also, uh he talked about the uh that story in the UK where a woman was assaulted and sexually assaulted if I remember correctly, Yeah, yeah, and it.

Was it was just an assault by her ex boyfriend.

Right and uh let's see here, I'm trying to get to the time stamp of.

Okay, here we go.

So, uh, what does Tucker got the story put in front of Pierce?

Because remember last time they had this little debate, Pierce told him that it's not that bad censorship is not that bad.

Wells later he was arrested by five armed police officers and taken off to the cells.

And I just found that utterly shocking.

So I'm not pretending.

That that like it's equal demographic, you know.

I mean, that's like, I'm sortain.

But anyway, Elizabeth Kinney from Tranmere.

Have you read at this.

She's a mother of four.

I think she's a nurse and she gets beaten up by her boyfriend.

He beats her up, she goes to hospital and she texts someone a buddy of hers, a friend of hers, a girlfriend of hers, and describes the man who beat her up and sent her to the hospital as a quote faggot.

One thing he's leaving out of this is that she did text her friend and her friend was like, yeah, he's a total fag And then a few months later those two had a falling out and she took like months old text to the fucking police and they immediately arrested her.

And women don't be friends with us.

Whatever happened to that?

Uh?

Pulling it up on YouTube, it's little easier for me to jump around.

Here we go.

Elizabeth Kinney from tran Mir have you read at this.

She's a mother of four.

I think she's a nurse, and she gets beaten up by her boyfriend.

He beats her up.

She goes to hospital and she texts someone a buddy of hers, a friend of hers, a girlfriend of hers, and describes the man who beat her up and senator to the hospital as a quote faggot.

As a quote faggot.

That's so nice, and I'm quoting here.

Okay, can I do one?

Can I do one?

Okay?

Okay.

When Mersh was asked what he thought of Chad Zoomarker, he described him.

As centator of the hospital, as a quote faggot.

I don't know who that is, oh Mersh, it's as a quote faggot.

Yeah, I'm not.

I don't talk about that guy.

Why because he's a as a quote faggot.

It's a faggot, double faggot.

And she's arrested and convicted of a hate crime.

The guy who beat.

Her up is not yes, she said it's not cool or convicted.

And then she goes through this whole kabuki which is now required, where she prostrate kaboogie.

That's when like a bunch of guys come on one girl, right, yes, okay.

It's herself before the judge.

I'm sorry it was not.

Wow, their loss system is fucking weird.

They make you, they make it worse.

Okay, I guess.

So, like, is everything so backwards?

Is everything so backwards in the UK that if I were to look at a self def women's self defense poster, the attacker would be holding the word faggot.

Yes, yes, old kabuki, which is now required where she prostrates herself before the judge.

I'm sorry, it was not a homophobic rant.

By the way, you're all like to be homophobic if you want in a freaking women don't have a prostrate, dude.

Yeah, you fucking brime.

Uh, I'm sorry.

Some women have prostrates.

Oh that's good, and some of them like they're prostrates milked.

No, that's not true, virgie.

Some of them are just assholes.

Oh I think they're called bussies.

But no, because she used the word faggot, she's arrested and the guy who punched her in the face was not that's you everything.

Well, I don't know that story if it's exactly Daily Mail Baby