During the very millennia in a strange place known as the United States of America, of war was brewing.

Brainwashed Marxist idiots in colleges across the nation clashed with equally brainwashed anime obsessed neo Nazis.

Starbucks windows were shattered if Dodge challengers were totalled, and Muslims realized that rental bands were cheaper than plane tickets.

Skinny anemn millennials from coast to coast were hospitalized with life changing injuries such as springs and first degree burns, and the herodic nights of Horchan rose up to defeat shy of both and drive the evil villain into a descent towards a madness the likes from which he would never recover.

As the enemies of freedom destroy the cities that raise them, as America begins to resemble an Iron Maiden album come to life, two heroes have risen up to fight against the culture of utter madness and restore sanity the only way they know how what the fuckers by refusing to take any.

Of it seriously?

What is up with Darren?

You know?

Man?

What what happened to him?

People say, I got a real twist and sense of humor.

He looks like he should be on the back of a ten dollars bill.

Oh my god, Royce Lopez.

I don't know what it is about him on me.

I'm a groat.

Maybe I'm sick of hearing about him.

Yeah, I don't like hot hamp Maybe it's his face.

He's a punchable face and would it downloaded pig which said nothing to me.

He's probably a nice guy, don't care.

I don't know what it is about the guy Big Cranberry has been lying to you found.

Forever by their mutual love of smoking marijuana, Simpson's references and affection towards Alex Jones.

These two men have joined forces to bring you uncut news and opinions directly from the belly of the beasts.

He looks like he should be flying a kite with a fucking key on it.

Brendan says he hasn't been able to use the N word for a while.

That's the source of.

His year saving Western civilization one childish dick joke at a time.

Here they are your new heroes of the imperium, Mersh and Royce.

So I you know so, then, I says to Alex you know I love the mustache.

Oh yeah, oh god, I know it's a great muska.

And he started screaming at me about Owen Schroyer and weed and I don't know something.

It was really weird.

Hi guys, Yeah, welcome, welcome.

Today's a free show.

Whoa huh it means you poor people are allowed.

And how's it feel?

Yeah, it feels good, right, Please don't brush up against your betters.

Yeah.

Also the second hour we will be joined by Owen Schroyer, which, again we don't do these things on purpose, but like then apparently.

You know, we should, you know, hopefully Jim Jordan, who I've always said it's one of the most effective members of congressional halls.

Jim Jordan.

Mister gett, mister get it done, Jim Jordan.

I don't think anything is gonna come of it, but if.

He gets us remonetized on YouTube.

You know what we can do just to torture the poors is like we can do days where we're like shows free everybody.

But on Thursday, guess what, YouTube members only, chat members only, YouTube, just to be cruel.

Yeah, well, someday we're gonna have a show where it's free, but you're not gonna be allowed to talk amongst your betters.

Now, mersh, here's the thing.

I would say that you were being a real nazi, but after seeing this, I don't even know if that's fair.

That's happening.

This is not a I can we explain this first?

Please go ahead?

Can we give a little background?

Sure?

So, obviously everybody's scrambling to get their YouTube channels back, and by everybody, I mean everybody that you remember that.

Was interesting that you wish were still on YouTube.

Oh and Benjamin Nick Fuentes, Alex Jones, like everybody.

That you went yeah, you know, think about it.

With guys like that on here, this platform kind.

Of ruled right, well, they all instead of way like going through the process of let me try to get my channel back whatever, they all just made new channels and they all got nuked, and they're already getting nuked, and Alex decided that this would be a reasonable response.

So they're saying, by the way, they're saying that all the streams are working, but the Rumble stream is down.

I don't know why, maybe brubbles down, but I just posted the link in the Rumble chat of to YouTube, because it seems a YouTube stream is working suxually the donation aspect of the show.

But at least you could still watch us.

Uh yeah, so yeah, sorry, I'm sorry.

If you're trying to watch on Rumble, it's gonna be really great with zero people watching for doing a live read.

Let me play this the.

Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting.

I could tell you.

It had a wild effect on women.

Okay.

I thought they were about to start throwing their painties at me.

Uh and they didn't know why they were looking at me, because your most modern women, even young ones, don't really even know even what Hitler.

Alex didn't even like.

Okay, because I if I was gonna do this bit, and I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, Alex, but if I were gonna do this bit the day after YouTube told me to go fuck myself, I would be calling at the chaplain stash.

Wouldn't you be calling at the chaplain snash.

That would be way funnier.

Yeah, still wear the brown jacket and do the hair and the fucking and the thing the whole, but you'd be calling it the chaplain snash.

To try to still be like, hey, what what what changed other than I'm banned from YouTube and I changed my facial hair.

It looks like, can't tell you what he looks like, specifically Will Sasso playing Curly playing Hitler.

Oh my god, specifically that look.

It's that think about that look, because.

You got to think the Three Stewards probably did imitate the say this is.

Exactly what.

That is.

That is layers of Yeah.

Yeah, by the way, poor Will Sasso to be in that Piece of Ship when he was so good.

Yeah, I know, but yeah, take the paycheck, right, that movie was good.

I don't care.

That movie was fucking good.

Kiss my ass?

Do you think the movie was good?

Good?

Larry David is a fucking nun that keeps getting hurt.

All three of them played the Stooges impeccably.

It was great.

His yd is showing right now, it's coming, you know what it is like Pessy always say he's like the worst Jew ever, and he's like so not Jewish, but then like it's like Roger Rabbit, right, there's still certain jew things like shaven, a haircut cut.

He just can't help.

But he's like the fucking three Sites movie.

I can't take it.

Man, I don't even really I never really even watched him growing up.

I just that movie was like, maybe that's why you liked it.

Maybe you don't watch it growing up.

Mm.

Yeah, it's a genetic thing, you know what.

Hey, passy.

I didn't know I loved Jamison until I tried it, and it was in my twenties and oh.

My god, holy shit, this stuff's magic.

And like somebody had to explain to me, yeah, you people have been drinking it for thousands of years.

Of course it tastes like magic.

And I was like, oh, it makes sense.

I mean most whiskey tastes like magic once you're halfway through the bottle.

Dude, I was.

I was a beach drink fruit fruitcake for you.

I always drink rum until I finally discovered it.

Now he's a Jamison queer, which is a different kind of gay, but it's still gay.

Yeah.

Lex Luthor meets Adulf Hitler looks well.

I mean they're kind of okay.

Alex also something else as somebody who was yo yo dieted before we going the other way.

Pal, we're getting a little chunky again, can I can I just say?

And I like Alex me too, but I have to agree.

Asking The problem is with something like that, right, is when you see people that get dialed in hardcore for like two three months and then they just get jacked and they have like no body fat and.

You're like, oh snap.

And then you see him like two months after that and they have like alcohol bloat and they've been partying and then they get bloated and grossing, but then they get ripped again.

Like that's actually way worse for you, yeah than just kind of being What you should do is get right in the middle, yeah, and just try to hold onto that middle.

Safer.

You think he's getting I think he's back to well this, yeah, So I mean so I get partying again.

I mean they tell Milo no back for his YouTube too.

I think they tell Milo he can his YouTube his YouTube back either.

I mean, uh right, hopefully this I have no hope for this.

But maybe if this fight continues and drags out a little bit, maybe they get to.

The Senate or so.

I don't know, maybe maybe, maybe, but probably.

Not breaking Tonight, the Justice Department is considering charging former FBI director James Colly with lying to Congress over testimony before a sentate Penel in September of twenty twenty.

Of coursepondent David Spott has.

The breaking he would be like the first person ever to get charged with lying to congres You know.

What's funny, Good, he would be good.

You know what.

That just goes to show you he's just how unimportant a stooge he was.

Because remember like the two thousand and eight financial collapse.

Remember there was like one like Belgian banker that went to jail for the whole economic collapse.

Yeah, that one guy took.

The fight, you know what I mean, just goes to show you call me was a low level stooge, and they're like, you're gonna have to eat this charge, bro, Like, I don't know what to tell you, But also I know this is gonna rub her band back on Republicans someday and they're gonna stood throwing Republicans in jail.

And you know what, I think it's hilarious.

Yeah, it's kind of Fun's so fun.

No, you can't lie, don't be liars.

Story from Washington, good even David.

Good Evening, we're told a grand jury in Virginia's looking at evidence relating to allegations that former FBI director James Comy may have lied to.

He found some shells on the beach that spelled out, oh shit, is this guy a vulcan?

Yes, but he's so he like, you know what, he clipped the ear so he would look at you fit, but he didn't.

But he didn't fix his eyebrows.

No, those are vulcan ass eyebrows.

You know what he looks like?

Holy fuck?

You remember the robot cab driver in Total Recall.

Yeah, on Gris on September thirtieth, twenty twenty.

You know it's speaking of cabs.

I also would have went with a young version of Delamaine from Cyberpunk that the AI taxi guy.

The statute of limitations for lying before Congress is typically five years now.

Also, don't get excited, guys, they're just gonna pardon them.

It's exactly five years since his remote testimony.

He was in Virginia at the time.

It was during the throes of COVID.

It's unclear if a grand jury.

The throws of COVID, which by the.

Way, to indict Komy.

I liked it.

During this komy thing, they bring up COVID, which should just remind all of you that not nearly enough people are going to prison.

Yeah, more people need to go to prison for COVID.

Thousands of people need to go to prison.

Grand jury has the option to say yes or no to an indictment.

As to be clear, as we speak, Brett, he's not been indicted and he's not facing charges at this moment.

This is all up.

Also, can I just clarify for YouTube's sake, because we're trying to get remonetized.

I'm talking about, of course, the people who didn't vaccine mask.

Can you believe those people?

They put us all danger people should have been, They put us more than a thousand people they put us.

We're on your side, but we just say guy hey shis of.

The third development comes just days after President Trump publicly pressured Attorney General Pambondi to move forward with charges against Komy, Senator Adam Schiff and New York Attorney General Letitia James.

Schiff and James were mentioned by Trump for unrelated mortgage fraud allegations.

They also have not been charged at this moment.

Trump wrote, Pam, I've reviewed over thirty statements and posts saying that essentially quote same old story as last time.

All talk, no action, Nothing is being done.

What about Comy, Adam Shifty shift Letitia.

Yeah, but you know what they're also saying of pages and pages and pages of posts asking about the Epstein files.

Why don't you bring that up at all?

Honestly, every time Pam Bondi post, sure people be othered or some people yell about the stuff you just said, but top comments always like where are the Epstein files?

Hey?

Are you gonna release the Epstein files?

They're all guilty as hell, but nothing is going to be done end quote.

Trump then went on to suggest that Bondi appoint Lindsay Halligan, his former personal attorney, to become the US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia.

On Friday, Eric Sebert resigned from that post under pressure from the administration, and on Monday, just a few days later, Lindsay Halligan was sworn in.

The Justice Department.

Is declined and comment on anything related to this overall probe, as is the FBI's eyebrows.

We've reached out to James Comy's attorney but have not yet heard back.

Maybe he's on the beach looking for cool shells.

Yeah, to spell things out, Yeah, you think.

The camera, if the camera panned away from that reporter, there'd be a man with his hand up his ass, drinking from a glass of water.

You know.

The thing that fascinated me about that Komy shit too, It was like we all broke it down on this show.

But it was like, I mean, not only did you basically go on Instagram and go, hey, somebody should kill the president, which.

Is fucking wild.

That is really out of pocket.

Just the fact that he was on a beach, the fact that he was out there, the seagulls, the sunshine, smelling the salt air, and it's like it's it's ever present in his mind, like I need to take seashells in this peaceful place.

And I got to remind people they should probably kill the Probably what maybe?

What Why don't you just do what most of his normal people do, even in a political time, and just go out, look at the dolphins and zone out for.

A little bit.

It's the beach.

These people can't share it up.

Sick.

I don't know how to shut it up.

There's somebody asking Trump about it.

Well, I can't tell you what's gonna happen, because I don't know.

You have very professional people headed up by the Attorney General Todd Todd Blanche and uh Lindsay Alligan, who's very smart.

Not a lot of.

Cool guy's named Todd.

But that guy's a cool guy.

He's a cool Todd.

Well, there's cool.

There's a cool Todd.

We call him cool Todd because there's not a lot of cool Todds.

We feel like there's not gonna be a lot of headbutting over that nickname.

He's the only cool Todd in my opinion, Todd.

Now you got me wondering.

Virgie was watching a video on his stream the other night.

It's really funny.

Did you see him go to the un and then all he did was just talk cash money shit about the decor of the building.

Oh that was really funny with teleprompter.

It was the funniest.

Can you let me that?

Can you give me that?

Bergie?

He's like, twenty.

Years ago, I made an offer as a developer to make this place beautiful.

It would have been marble, it would have been this.

I quoted him a price and they spent a lot more money and they is cheap.

Looking how cheap it is?

This place is terrible.

It's like, what do you do.

Oh yeah, when breaks he goes into he goes into business, fucking real estate Trump.

I would have had real marble in the in the offices.

You have fake marble.

It's all fake marble.

People know it's fake.

I would have gotten you real marble.

And it was like it was the most insane, unhinged shit ever.

And I'm like, this is the Trump I missed.

That's my fate.

Just talked cash money shit about their rugs for like ten minutes and left.

I don't have a timestamp for it, so just give me two seconds.

You know what?

Can we can we find it?

Yeah, trying to find the exact point.

Okay, I'll keep playing, you know what, I'll keep playing.

I'll keep playing.

I'll keep playing this.

Don't play that next.

I can't tell you what's gonna happen, because I don't know.

You have very professional people headed up by the Attorney General and Todd Todd Blanch and uh lindsay.

I'm only gonna call him to a cool Todd from now on.

Cool cool Todd Blanch.

That's what we call the guy.

God.

Your first name is Todd, which already sucks, and your last Tham's Blanche.

IWS and he's like, we don't really call him that, but it's just.

You gets some fired up.

He really likes to hear get some fired up.

He's getting a divorce.

I gotta start practicing whispering Trump because he's getting more of that Trump.

We don't really call him that, but you know, he likes to hear.

It makes him happy.

The happy guy.

You know, when Tod's happy, he works very hard, very hard.

Oh fuck, okay.

Uh, they're gonna make a determination.

I'm not making that determined.

I think i'd be allowed to get involved of it once, but I don't really choose to do so.

I can only say that Koby's a bad person.

He's a sick person.

I think he's a sick.

Guy, sick.

I actually saw at the memorial service that Erica Trump was eyeing Todd.

I think she thought Todd was handsome, perhaps might be a good replacement for Charlie.

And they're like, what are you doing this?

That would be something Trump would do, by the way.

And then he's just like, I just wanted to gast him up.

I want to see Todd get shot down.

It'll be very funny.

It'll be very funny if he hits on a widow three weeks after her husband's dead.

We can all have it Todd at the Christmas party.

I think you've got a shot with her.

Todd, you think so, mister president.

I think you should go so shake her hand and ask her the day.

I mean, it has been a year since the divorce, so I think I should probably go out there and give it a shot.

People getting mad at that one, we're gonna be.

I love to humiliate Todd at the Christmas party.

We will be laughing at him about the Erica Kirk thing.

What a rube.

I can't believe he thought that she was ready to date already.

What a more on.

I keep calling Todd a cockstar, cockstar legend.

I can't believe you went up to a recent widow with a mistilete in your hand.

What were you thinking?

All right?

I got it, I got it, and god.

I totally forgot how funny that speech was.

Just in general, it.

Was you know, it was hinged.

It was all over the place.

It is insane.

He was talking mad shit.

He said the only.

Eleven yeah, eleven thirty five, he said, the only thing he got from the un In regards to Ukraine was an elevator that didn't or was an escalation.

Fun work, that's so fun.

I want to watch this now.

I missed this, and I can't believe I missed this.

Okay, what I care about is not Marco Rubio always looks like he's just so sad.

He's he never used to look like this.

He's snow because he used to be our guy here, like so we know, but like he looks just miserable.

You know why because for years he's just been a pretty handsome Republican young Cuban senator from Florida.

That was a cake job.

All you had to do was show up and they were going to reelect you every fucking election.

He had a cake job.

He took this and he's like, oh, you have to actually work.

This sucks, stick, bro, this is horrible.

Winning prizes at saving lives with saved millions and millions.

And also getting that Cuban hairline.

He's losing that hair, bro.

He sits thin in bro.

He walks around like a pocket with a with a comb in his pocket like every Cuban does.

Ors and we have others that we're working on.

And you know that many years ago in a very success for real estate.

Huh No, it's at the right parts.

It's the right part he's doing.

I'm sorry.

Developer in New York, Okay known as Donald J.

Trump.

I bid on the renovation and rebuilding of this very United Nations complex.

I remember so well.

I said at the time that I would do it for five hundred million dollars, rebuilding everything.

It would be beautiful.

I used to talk about, I'm going to give you Marlble floors.

They're going to give you to Raza.

I'm going to give you the best of everything.

You're going to have mahogany walls, They're going to give you plastic.

But they decided to go in another direction, which was much more expensive at the time, which you actually produced a far inferior product.

I realized that they did not know what they were doing when it came to construction, and that they're just like you losers.

Tell me, this isn't the great, this isn't Trumpet his fucking form though.

The best you got ripped off.

Frankly, and I would have given you marble.

They gave you plastic.

You got ripped off.

You can add a gold building.

Building concepts were so r like Trinidad, all gold everything to build was so bad and so costly.

It was going to cost them a fortune.

And I said, and wait till you see the overruns.

Well I turned out to be right.

They had massive cost overruns and spent between two and four billion dollars on the building and did not even get the marble floors that I promised them.

Man, look at that.

You know what, He's right?

Wouldn't you rather have marble floors?

He he's not even close to hes still going to shit on them.

You walk on to raza, do you notice that.

This is the most petty, bitchiest, Like this is the trump I miss.

Now you're on raza?

How does that feel with your broke ass?

How does you feel feel?

Walk?

How do your feet feel walking on traza?

You broke bitch?

This is how you talk to a bit who divorced you, and then after she divorces you, you have another come up in life, Like you were a millionaire, your wife leaves, you take half of your millions, and then the next year you're a billionaire and you're like, how does it feel walking on raza?

You broke bitch?

You know what I mean?

Like he's doing that kind of shit.

I'm concerned, frankly, looking at the building and getting stuck on the escalator.

They still haven't finished the job.

They still haven't finished.

That was year, by the way, I got stuck on the escalator.

The escalator like shut off.

But now they're saying that it was the staffers.

Well does he bring it up?

No?

But do you know what else went wrong during this what this whole speech is going this way because it started yes, so they and he pointed out during the speech at the end, the teleprompt is STI to work it again.

Oh you know, it's really funny.

So you know what he's doing right now, he's doing the Bill Burr and Philly thing where his tele proms has all right, fine, all right, I'm gonna make funnier Taraza floors.

Fucking losers.

You see, you're gonna regret taking my script away.

You thought you were gonna fuck me up.

Now I'm just gonna burn this whole place down.

Probably should have just given me my script, left me alone so it go.

The project was so corrupt that Congress actually asked me to testify before them on the tremendous waste of money because it turned out that they had no idea what it was, but they knew it was anywhere between two and four billion dollars as opposed to five guarantee.

There's really not much after this making a generous offer, he starts to just get into unexcusably, even NATO countries have not been Yeah, if.

You skip to any like any ten minute segment of this fucking speech, there's something fucking.

Prevent their societies from being overwhelmed by people they have never seen before, with different customs, religions, with different everything.

Where migrants have violated laws, large false asylum flames, or claimed refugee status for illegitimate reasons, they should in many cases be immediately sent home.

And he's really trying to look old man.

He's tired, Yeah he is.

He is tired.

He treats his tired face.

He really did they This really was just like get Trump in there.

We got JD.

Vance on Locke, is what this was.

Yeah, speaking of remember that Egene Carroll, the one that said that Trump raped her.

Oh yeah, they're really hot one.

Yeah, yeah, the battie.

She's still being crazy.

I know my own pleasures and they don't.

And that doesn't that doesn't.

Involve buying things.

Where my pleasure comes is making him so pissed he can't think.

We need to prick his little balloon constantly, and one of the ways to do that is to give his money to.

How big are these glasses gonna get before we start holding hands?

Across America?

And because I cannot have women doing this anymore, it is getting fucking rid of you.

Women look fucking retarded.

You look retarded?

Can I ask an honest question, ladies, and you can be honest with me?

Are you fucking with us?

Is this a troll?

Is this like a you know, like four Chan?

Remember you used to come up with stuff people would do just to fuck with people, and then like the left would start getting Is this like is the left learning how to mean?

Is this like white women to think?

Or are you just doing this to do it?

Because I feel like you're fucking with me?

Yeah?

I wore glasses like that every day.

It would just be to see how long before Royce said something?

And you know what, I believe it would probably be he would make it four minutes.

Yeah, I think it would be five minute four where he'd go, So, what's with the glasses?

What are we doing here?

What is this hell?

Yeah to finding up the wounds of democracy, which she.

Is talking over your dentures.

Instant that we're sitting here shoring up voting rises.

She's so trunk.

Imagine, by the way, alcoholism and dentures are a deadly combo.

Mm hmm.

How angry he takes his cute.

I bet every family gathering she goes to, someone goes grandma.

Stop saying Vagina.

She doesn't have any kids.

For kids, She's like an octagenarian version of what's her face's character from The Big Lebowskian Moore maud Vagina.

And as Robbie says, do you know anybody except criminals who make money on chig?

No?

Do we?

We don't anyway, So what, it's just so delicious thinking about how pissed off he'll be, how angry.

That's so weird that people's lives become wanting other people to be mad, ma'am.

Frankly, I just spoke in front of the UN and my attention deficit disorder didn't even allow me to think about anything other than the disgraceful floors, the the cotta floors they had, ma'am.

I don't think of you at any point.

I think it whatever floor i'm looking at, whatever broken escalator is bothering me in that moment, is what I'm thinking about.

She really thinks like we're getting to him, and it's like Trump is, so, why is this escalator not working?

This is the worst thing going on on the planet right now.

Is this one escalator not working?

I don't think he cares well.

The White House budget off is is threatening mad aspirings if a government shut down were to happen.

A directive to agencies includes instructions the target programs not legally required to continue, marking a sharp break from past shut downs.

The move signals and escalation by the Trump administration amid a funding standoff with Congressional Democrats.

As a September thirty of Dead Life, Yeah, man, by the way, we're still like we're only live on YouTube.

We haven't been live on Rumble still the whole time, Like it's just been a glitch.

Yes, and you know I've been posting in the Rumble chat people going, but it's just viewers waiting like we're not live.

But obviously but Rumble works.

Yeah, Rumble's working.

Other people's things are working.

By the way the video is streaming perfectly fine on locals and a streaming fine on YouTube.

So I mean, you know, I'm just trying to get people at least over right now over on you.

Yeah.

I mean you can't really do anything about it.

I can't do anything about it if it's not I don't want to stop the stream to start a new stream, because that's even a bigger paint in the answer at this point.

I mean, and it's yeah, it's just for an hour.

It's like, I don't know, it's fine YouTube.

I don't know's I understand.

It's a lot to.

Ask you to go over to this obscure platform YouTube, But we're over there.

Yeah, I've been typing in the chat, so hopefully people figure it out.

YouTube.

What is this?

Nineteen sixty two?

All right, Uh, let's do this.

Breaking news A shooting at an ICE detention center in Dallas.

Investigators say one of the bullets contained the words anti ice.

But the only people say when I saw this, and you guys know me, I'm like the least conspiracy dude ever.

I saw this.

I saw the photo and I went, yeah, yo, can we.

Like you know that you don't have to write things on bullets right, like they'll just work.

Yeah, but alway, like with the dice on one bullet in sharpie and then two detainees take it out.

Just what a Josh Haskell is here now with more on this story.

Josh and David and Gevonna.

There's been conflicting information all day from DHS, but they now say that one detainee was killed, two injured.

The acting ICE director saying all ICE facilities across the country are now on a hire alert.

A deadly shooting in an ICE facility in Dallas.

The FBI is calling a targeted act of violence, a sniper opening fire on the facility, killing one person in ICE custody, injuring two other detainees.

No, wait a second, why would you shoot the person in custody?

Why would you cartel?

I know it was an anti ICE tart, but I.

You saw today it came out that he was using that ICE tracker app, so you know, like they've lefties made that ice.

Yeah, yeah, Virginie put that on YouTube.

I forgot to grab it, but yeah, that can you grab that for me?

Because I saw that today.

That's gonna have some far reaching implications.

Early evidence that we've seen.

From rounds that were found near the suspected shooter contain messages that are anti ICE in nature.

FBI director Cash Ptel.

Releasing images of the unspent shell casings, including one engraved with the phrase anti ICE.

The incident comes as ICE has been ramping up deportation efforts throughout the country.

Homeland Security officials have been warning agents of increased violence.

There are people out there who, okay, see.

What yeah, such sheriff slowing.

What is being placed online and they're coming in.

They're doing acts of violence against ICE employees.

Are you an adult man?

Yeah?

Yeah, Well what is this?

What's this guy doing?

Enforcement sources tell ABC News.

The suspected shooter has been identified as twenty nine year old Joshua John, who was found it the scene from a self inflicted gunshot wound.

DHS says he fired indiscriminately at the ICE building Wednesday morning.

Two Texas ICE facilities were targeted back in July.

A police officer was shot in Alverado, another shooting in McCallan.

Following today's shooting in Texas, the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department increased patrols around the ICE Processing center in Adelanto.

It would only seem obvious that if there was any bad actor out there planning to do something that could potentially be a target, we increase.

Are there any adults in this area?

Are we all like little kids?

They all feel like little kids pretending to be grown.

Up right people?

Yeah?

Here thinks.

I'm not buying your sy op.

You're using child's crisis actors now.

I'm the ICE executive Associate director for Enforcement Removal Operations.

The attack on ICE's Dallas field office yesterday was tragic and while our hearts, our prayer and prayers are with the family of the detainees who were shot, did it the evidence is clear that this was intended as an assault on ICE personnel who come to work every day to do their.

Job, or as you would say, trabajo so violent rhetoric.

So ICE's stances, Hey, could have been worse, could have been one of our guys.

It's good stands though.

I mean, I'm with that has lots of press.

Over increase in assaults on ICE officers and it has to stop.

Hey, Lauren, I don't know if you like a troll or not, but she said Republicans have out the majority of all three brands of the government for the past eight months.

If there's a government shutdown, it will be the results of Republican incompetence.

Hey, I don't know if you knew around here, but I don't really give a shit what letters next to your name.

I want the government shut down.

I don't care.

I don't care who's in charge.

So I mean, I think we've been pretty consistent with that covert.

Please go ahead, Rachel.

A couple of three things, I think Lauren, Laura, Lauren, Rachel whatever, all right, doesn't matter, stupid bitch, Okay, One, don't care, Two, didn't ask.

Three, you're a woman.

The last what's the funny one?

Right, So back to what we were doing.

How great would it be if Tom ham Ham Haman, Tom Holman uh went on TV right now and they go, uh uh, Secretary Homan, can you at least just say you know that it's tragic that the you know, these detainees were killed in the shooting.

And he just immediately just starts going, Hey, first of all war books, so up clear, those people were here illegally.

Those people would be deaf, they were here illegally, Like he doesn't have even a shred of sympathy even that he's determined.

I'll tell you how they could not get shot by a sniper and at the touch of facilities if they were back home.

Contrast to those who would you like.

Just say it's sad, No, I'm capable.

I mean, yesterday, our brave officers ran back into danger along with atf our partners to save the detainees while shots were still being fired.

Those ICE officers just showed.

The world who they really are, law enforcement officers who want the best for our country.

That's ice integrity, courage, excellence.

They were willing to put their lives on the line to pull detainees out of the transport van to get them to safety.

They are heroes and I hope the media has the integrity to shine it.

Yeah.

I know, but you also told me that Asian FBI sniper is a hero and you guys post about them every.

Year on fucking Twitter and get flamed for that.

So I don't know, man, You guys throw the word hero around a lot.

Anyone who creates or distributes these apps that has designed a spot track and locate well aware.

Of the dangers that they are exposing to prison.

Yeah, and before you think they have rights, you always have rights till the Feds want you.

Once the Feds want you, your rights go out the window.

Your life should be a combination of uh yeah, exercising your rights, but also never making the Feds angry.

Enough to want you that badly.

So that's you know what, that's fair.

Yeah, it's good luck.

It's no different than giving a hitman the location of their intended target.

Is different Dallas yesterday.

Oh I'm sorry.

So if I downloaded Diana Burnwood app like all of a sudden, I'm a criminal.

I think so.

I just downloaded the Anarchist Cookbook.

I remember that.

Does that make me a criminal?

I don't.

I don't know how that works.

I remember get I remember reading that when I was a kid, thinking I was edgy because that had a copy of it.

Like, yeah, dude, we could fucking wag more on the system with this man.

And it was just like putting glue and payphone.

Yeah.

It was like you're like, wait, this kind of this is kind of gay, right, guy, guys, we all agree this is kind of gay.

How to steal from fucking vending machines?

Yeah, it really we really if we banana drugs?

Yeah, what were prettyana drugs?

I missed that one, the.

One where you so in the Anarchist Cookbook there was a thing where it was if you scrape the inside, like the inside of a banana peel, dry it, you could smoke that that was in there.

Amplifying these apps even as we warned them it would only lead to more attacks on law enforcement.

We truly wish we didn't have to say I told.

You so, but a tota show.

But here we are.

Ice continue to prioritize the safety and security of our personnel, detained aliens and facilities.

Whoa you guys, So aliens are real?

Yeah they are.

They're Mexican too, super rare.

Possible to increase security to counter the increased wave of these lethal attacks.

Again, yeah, you can't be doing that right Uh oh, this okay, this story is actually a big story.

Hold on, all right, here we go.

Remember we talked a little bit about this yesterday, right, secret.

Service revealing they dismantled a massive telecom network capable of crippling cell towers and jamming nine to one one calls.

It was going, it was happening just thirty five miles away from New York City and where the UN General Assembly is underway at this hour here to tell us more, and there's a lot to know, and how this happened would have impacted the part correct the significant breaking news this morning.

Brian related to not only the President's safety but the one hundred and.

Fifty different now he design in the Assembly's now right now coming into town today to speak there, and what the Secret Service found in a normal sweep in advance of this involved bringing in the NYPD, and they found one hundred thousand servers that they are I'm sorry, one hundred thousand SIM cards that are essentially the ability to mimic cell phones in one area.

And imagine if you have.

You know, they still haven't told us who it is yet right that now, it's been twenty four hours.

China.

We would have heard about it.

If it was Arabs heard.

About it, so haven't they told If it was Russians, we definitely would have heard about it.

Yeah, I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable how we're not hearing about it.

Hold on, I want to see if I can find something that I wanted to play.

Two.

Give me a second to relate it to that.

We were just talking about where is it?

Where is it?

Uh, let's play this one first.

Then I grabbed the other.

I was talking about, this is great.

You're gonna love her.

I think, mersh, you're gonna love her.

When the Founding Fathers made this great country.

I'm going to stop you right there, the Founding Father's own slaves.

The Founding Fathers had less access to education than a modern.

Day twelve they like, invented education.

You fucking retard, Hey, lady, too much?

I don't all slow it down?

Yeah, yeah, maybe chill a little bit.

Huh, well, year old.

They don't know anything.

I don't care what they wanted.

I don't care what they think.

It's unconstitutional, I should hope.

So the Constitution is written by people who didn't think women should vote.

Yeah, based, I know, I know.

Yeah, stop telling me why the Constitution is so great?

Please?

Yeah.

And also yeah, stop proving.

Stop proving to me that women can't vote with the screen whatever this is.

Hey, hey, ma'am, have Americans killed more or less people in foreign countries since women could vote?

You know the answer to that?

First, you know it's gonna be girl mad.

I know that the people think that that's like a meme or it's like it's just to be edgy, but it's like, it is true.

That women voting as you generally known.

Yeah, we had.

Hundreds of years of just guys at the pub going like, who are.

You voting for?

I'm voting for beer cannon.

Well, you know, I respectfully disagree.

I think stupid, but you have your rights, and now I have my rights, and everybody was all cool about.

Every once in a while we would disagree to the point where one of us would go outside door, two of us would go out to ride, one of us will come back in the bar, and everybody would go on about their business.

But we didn't bother everybody with TikTok videos about it.

We went, okay, yeah, you really believe that we should get involved in foreign wars, cocksucker, let's take this outside.

At least she's fucking high.

Wouldn't you agree though?

That was a better system.

Imagine if two guys went outside, like like you know, Ron Paul in his prime versus like some globalist fuck, and they both went fine, we go outside, and then you just hear bang.

And then even if the globalist guy came back in and sat down and went, we're going to.

War in Iran.

I would have went, hey, look going to war in Iran.

He earned it, you know what I mean?

The guy he shot, the guy that opposed it, fair and square.

I don't agree with it, but I don't want to get shot.

So you boys want to go to war on a run?

That sounds good to me.

It sounds good to me too.

What a better system?

I don't care what they think.

It's unconstitutional, I should hope.

So the Constitution so fucking hot though.

She looks like I'm all breaked up.

She looks like a cross between Gucciese and Grace Thorpe.

Okay, she looks like she would be in the picture in a remake of the Sandlot.

Oh my god, Yeah, yeah yeah, softball, Yeah bro.

She looks like fucking Karma's daughter.

Oh god.

Written by people who didn't fucking uh this one time I got my penis touched by this girl fullishaw, by.

People who didn't think women should year old wives dying in childbirth frequently.

The Constitution was written by people who had little cartoon Elmer Fudd shotguns, not automatic war machines capable of ripping down off.

He had literal warships manned by fifty men with cannons.

Did you know you could buy a boat with cannons on on it and just you could just buy one.

You could just be like, I want that one, and then you could buy it, and then you know what, as you could do legally, get a bunch of guys and be like, you're my army, now here's some guns.

Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch.

You don't know anything.

You believe in crystals.

I'm looking at your necklace.

You fucking suck.

You probably go to Smash Brothers tournaments and have fucking armpit hair.

I don't give a shit about you.

You're literally retarded.

Your entire personality comes from the boyfriend that taught you how to play magic.

The gathering mm hmm, and will again.

The whole point is to change, the whole point is to progressively make better decisions so we do not repeat the atrocities of our ancestors.

If I was born at any time Netflix presents the Conan O'Brien story in.

American history, I would have been burned at the steak or lobottomized.

Oh my god.

We could only pray we could only pray, But how can they lobottomize you?

What are they gonna be lobottomizing the thing?

Is you already acting like somebody who's missing part of her brain.

No, to be fair, the bottomizing is not about making you stupid.

It's about making you less annoying, and that's that would be a very successful thing.

Yeah.

I think people tend to commonly, they misconstrue this whole thing where they go, oh, the bottomy, it makes you stupid.

No, it makes you less annoying.

Most people that got the bottomized were already stupid.

They were just very annoying.

And somebody said, hey, can you take out the fucking body of their brain?

And can we do that?

We figured that out and then they were like, remember when the women had postpartum They used to just like take all their teeth out because they thought I was making them crazy.

Yeah, I'm not kidding you to do that shit.

That shit's wild.

I know, I know it was awesome.

I know what you're thinking.

Was it awesome?

Yeah?

No, the dudes didn't think it was crazy.

It was doctors got together and they were like, look, I found the cure for postpartum We're just gonna tell these bitches we're gonna rip their fucking teeth out, and.

Then all of a sudden they start behaving.

It's super weird.

Wow, that's the cure of thee cure to yap and is going b to take your teeth up and like, I feel fine now I'll go cook.

You mean to go cook, I'll go cook?

Bye?

Yes, yes, sir?

Like that smart, it's smart.

And we think the people doing that are the ones who know what should be going on today.

No, no, no, the people fucking in k holes every fucking weekend after leaving their Quiznos jobs like you, they're the ones who should be in charge.

You people should take the rain right right right.

We don't want to listen to the people who cured tuberculosis or decided, hey, maybe we shouldn't put lead in house paint.

That was like eighty years ago, and those people and those people didn't like women either.

You are actively repeating the atrocities of your ancestors.

You're doing it.

I'm thirty I'm thirty five, and I've never met anyone with or who has had polio, So are.

Be Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Atrocities are awesome.

Yeah, atrocities fixed economies, bitch.

Atrocity is the god of of of War or which.

Well it's in the New God of War.

I thought Atrocity was playing after iNFiNiT Annihilator.

This sounds like a TNA wrestler, like a Slate State wrestler Atrocity.

No, that sounds like that sounds like somebody that would be like on in gc W.

Yeah, and then TNA would be like, we want to we want to sign you.

But Atrocity is a horrible name for marketing.

That's like, that's more of a gc W, like it just hits light tubes on and TENA is like, look, you're really talented, but.

Now you're a clown.

You're Johnny two shoes.

Yeah, we were focused grouping Atrocity and people just don't like it.

And then you're like, yeah, funky shoes, you go out the funky guy.

Yeah, there you go.

It's a ninety spider Man symbio.

What about like, what about the fact that Nick Dinsmore one of the hardest working, best wrestlers in the history of O v W.

They're like, hey, what if we made him I like it?

And he was like, I'm in uh so queen all right, yeah, well I love her.

I'll just play this feel about the Islamic regime of I wrong, that's Jillian Michael's in the middle of.

The country that's doing a genocide right now.

Having a nuclear weapons.

Do you have any problems with the trust the nuclear weapons that is.

I mean, there are weapons, but yeah.

But we're talking about you wrong, right, Okay, Well we're talking about Israel and I wrong.

Israel military superpower because of the United States.

They have nuclear weapons.

They're carrying out the mass slaughter of innocent people in Gaza and the West Bank, which had nothing to do with the.

DPT.

I've learned.

I've learned my lesson.

Don't try to convince someone who's completely off left field.

Someone who's.

Trumps the most.

Yes, yeah, and he's been going alright, so the reports coming out he's been going around Bragg to other older world leaders.

America does whatever I tell him to do.

Like he's just saying all that.

Yeah, he's just saying that.

You're saying that controls Trump.

Yeah, first of all everything Royce just said.

And second of all, you'll beat the fuck off my girl dog.

You're saying, yes, I do.

I think the Israeli government controls our government.

It kind of does.

Fuck rip and Kisparian.

You were you're gonna be missed.

Well, that's your opinion, but that's I'm I'm gonna cry when they kill her, you know what I mean, that'll be She'll be one I shed.

Some tears for.

So you're saying that true.

If you think Charlie Kirk radicalized people, don't touch her, you will radicalize me.

Yeah, it's based on the fact.

That Israel takes out Anaksparian and all of a sudden, Royce is like, I can't even get Mercia on the phone right now.

He has gone underground.

And I'll be honest, I'm fucking nervous.

I think he's gonna do sucking.

I could swear I was walking, just sitting there taking a part of rifle, listening Sabrina Carpenter as.

Loud as possible.

I went to his house.

He left a note.

He said he set his cats free.

This is not a good sign.

He said.

Now they're all outside cats.

No, now we're all outside cats.

Oh my god, oh god.

Where is mer shark?

Shark Somewhere somewhere in America.

There's a heavily armed Bush Shane.

Smoking Yahoo go to the US.

All of a sudden, I'm just at the fucking u N and I'm just coming up from like a bubbling fucking lake, just like a rambo paint on.

My face Iraq and then didn't even.

Playing.

I'm completely dressed in urban camo in a gilly suit, and everyone's going, what are you doing?

This is Manhattan, you know, I do that.

That is the worst goddamn camouflage which I've ever seen.

There are no trees here.

You're disguised as a tree do whiskers.

With the camel bait.

And he have soldiers.

He has under the eyes.

I look like fucking Peter Chris.

Hold on, hold on your tactical head said, has caddiers that I'm telling you it's happening.

Mer.

You're you're running a You're running a trash gilly Papa.

I know that you're not into gun tard ship.

This is a trash gilly suit.

Yeah yeah, trash can lid on my head.

I just sit you on.

Premise, weapons masters.

You care about American I.

Do care about American.

Soldiers, and I care about American taxpayers who spend trillions of dollars on this when we're dealing with thirty.

Seven trillion dollars.

But hold on, there's one more thing I wanted to show, because this is a south Park figured out how to just look.

I'm seen this episode.

I haven't seen nay of Southwark.

This was making me laugh.

I think south Park figured out how to stop netting Yahoo.

This is I'm kidding, I kidding you to sending a Jewish mother.

There you are, mister netting yalloo, just tody.

You think you are telling thousands and fucking.

Neighborhoods then wrapping yourself in judaism like a sub feel from criticism.

You're making life for Juice miserable and like for American Jews impossible.

Stuff.

You know what you're doing, and you're doing it on because I'm not going anywhere.

I'm fussed up every day every school board nating.

That's fucking great.

That was pretty funny, right, Too bad they killed Charlie Kirk.

I don't think that's what happened.

Stop seeing that.

I didn't know you did it.

They did it, guys.

When I'm making that accusation, of course they did it.

They did it.

It's as if Matt and Trey fired the shots themselves.

I said it.

They I don't.

Think any of that's true.

Hang on, hang on, guys, legal notice.

Oh here we go.

We have a revenge of This is legal notice.

Look, the lawyers are asking me to say they met and Trey Parker had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk's death, thank you, and that they thought it was a horrible tragedy and it shouldn't happened.

That's correct.

Keith Olberman is one hundred responsible for Charlie Kirks.

That.

The lawyers also told me to say, check out South Park every Wednesday on coming Central.

Okay we have to say that.

Yeah they we're gonna sue okay to that.

Yeah, okay, that's whatever.

Yeah, it's fine.

Yeah, this is so, this is this is this video right before we go to break.

Here three things I can do as a trans person in Germany that I can't do in the US.

I'm a trans American living in Germany.

Here are three things that I can do here that I can't in the US.

If I lose my German ID, I can get a new one with the correct gender marker.

But yeah, yeah, you know, the access to for doubting Harker.

But if I lose my US passport, the replacement would.

Have the wrong gender that the correct gender the one you were born, because.

The state department is changing trans people's documents to match what's on their original birth or tips.

Like you were changing documents to like whatever you felt like.

Okay.

In Germany, I can pick up my hormones with my public health insurance cards, but in some parts of the US, Medicaid wouldn't cover it, so I wouldn't be able to.

That said, getting care in Germany isn't always easy.

Wait times could be long, and insurance doesn't always cover everything.

If I was a teacher in Florida, are utahs that are wellin, I would actually be committing a crime to use the bathroom.

Sure, good, this should be this should be good.

It canst the law here.

This should be the other version of this where it's like a TikTok video or they're like, this is I'm going to compare life to Germany versus Iran, And it's literally just in Germany.

When I have the wrong lose my ID, they just give me one with whatever gender, and then the second it just cuts to a desert and there's just this capectator corpse.

It's on fire that you like.

Ah, yeah, you're right.

America is so horrible.

It's so terrible.

Here Rennie doesn't have bathroom bands.

Just America.

They put the wrong gender on my passport in guitar.

They throw me off a building.

Hey, you know what, America's America's not so bad.

I'm a Costco guy.

I'm a Costco guy.

Of course we buildings.

I'm an Iranian Costco guy.

I'm a Costco guy.

Of course I throw gas off of buildings.

And there's a bunch of people at Costco walking.

Whoa.

I'm a Costco guy too.

But like I like the discar, I like the cookies and the hot dogs.

I like did I keep buy extra large peanut butter?

That's cool.

I'm not with whatever that other ship whatever that guy just said.

I'm not with this one guy.

There's one guy going like, keep going, what else?

Guy?

He's eating a double trunk chunkolate cookies.

I'm gonna do it.

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Second hour, Owen Troyer, I think.

Many a.

Front scene.

There are no conspiracies.

They're all fake junk.

But what about.

George Sorows controlling the Federal Reserve from an.

Underground bunker run scene.

He's Jewish, that's what he should be doing.

He's helping us.

You're all worked up over nothing.

Oh look, almost time for someone's favorite program Memosa.

Mmmm, well that's right.

Just sit back and let gentle morning infotainment fill your head up.

Next, what our frisky newlywed hamsters can teach you about pleasing your lover in bed?

Second our rotc thank you for staying with us if we joined our vocals, thank you an extra bunch rocking over on YouTube because Rumble decided to prove that bet.

So thank you all the people that for gradually came over to YouTube.

Everything's cool now, Jim Jordan said, everything fine on YouTube and everyone's allowed to do what they want.

So everything's fine except Milo, Alex Jones and Nick flent Okay, besides that, everyone else, everyone else is allowed to back.

Guys, we have a guest mersh please introduce him.

My point you guys with us.

Finally we've been trying to get this to happen for a while, but then some unpleasantness happened.

I don't know what happened, but anyway, uh famed.

Domestic terrorists jasic's leader of whites I don't know, and famed weed smoker apparently Owen Schroyer.

What's up, buddy?

Did you have any jazz?

Guys?

I was just getting a call.

I was just getting a call before I came on here, just to you.

Weren't getting the call, just getting a call the call, But all of.

A sudden he's like, look, man, I think that Israel is the greatest thing ever, and I think there are buds and they agree.

There are no conspiracy theories.

There are no conspiracies.

There are no conspiracy theories either.

It's the magic world we live in.

Ohen's like, I got jacked off the vacks.

A lot of people don't know this.

I don't.

He doesn't even go we can go further.

I mean, I had growth in areas that you know, you didn't expect.

You're right, that was a tumor.

Turns out, but still it was growing.

It's just grow.

I it was just flexing, Like, yeah, man, I got the COVID vacs.

I'm jacked.

I don't even go to the gym.

Turns out it's all cancer.

Yes, that's all you.

Need to do is just get ten COVID vaccines a month and you're gonna be jacked yours.

We're gonna be high.

By the way, we're just having fun, guys, we're just listen.

It's a new YouTube.

Jim Jordan promised.

He promised, he promised us that everything's fixed.

Now we'll see we're gonna find I doubt it.

No, no, people are.

People aren't doing that.

And this whole fucking YouTube being so stupid because they're not going to monetize us anyway, so it doesn't fucking matter.

Well, I was curious about that, and I actually intend to test the waters either tonight or tomorrow, because when I got removed from YouTube in twenty eighteen, I never even got an excuse I did.

I never got a strike, I never got anything.

They just vaporized my channel out of nowhere.

And when I tried to figure out what happened, of course I never got any response.

So I'm gonna see.

I guess they've made it.

Clear they're not going to reactivate channels, right, I mean, I guess they've made that clear.

So I'm going to start a new one and we'll see what happens.

But to me now, it's like we have to have some sort of a class action lawsuit against against YouTube.

And you know, I've not been a very litigious person because it sucks.

You know, it's obnoxious, it's a headache when you're dealing with that stuff sucks.

I have a legal group now that is very litigious, and we are litigious now to a to a degree that I don't even like to admit.

Where you say something about me on X, you're probably getting a lawsuit.

That's how litigious we are now.

So if they don't let my channel back on, I think it's time and I'll I'll carry the torch if nobody else wants to do it, because I know my lawyers would be happy to file a lawsuit against against YouTube and Google.

Yeah, if they don't let me have a channel on there, then it's time to file a lawsuit.

And then here we go again.

And this is the theme.

Guys.

I haven't worn this shirt on air for a while, the clown World shirt.

But we're back.

We are in the clown World.

I think it's fair to say that we're back.

And if Jim Jordan doesn't call an emergency hearing or make make some sort of a very very aggressive press statement about what has happened with YouTube, then what are we doing?

I mean, what what are we doing?

I'm I'm you know, I'm getting to the point.

And I think you guys have kind of been there, but you've had more of a you know, you've had more of a humor stick.

But I'm to the point now.

I look at the maga siicophants, and I understand why.

Like I get it, Okay, I get it.

You built a brand, You're you're literally getting paid to post this stuff.

Like I get it, But man, it is becoming so cringe and then you just sit back and you realize, Wow, none of these people were serious.

None of these people were serious.

We thought they were with us.

They never were.

Yeah, so many of but but they I kind of knew this election.

I was like, this is just everyone's getting it.

Yeah, you were there, I'll give you credit.

I was like, everyone's coming in this last time.

We're all just trying to cash in on the last couple of years.

Of L's and then everybody's gonna do their thing.

Well, what we were saying for you you called that.

I'll give you credit.

You call We even debated that.

Oh yeah, you remember that, But well here's here's here's what we've been saying for It's like, the problem is with any movement, it doesn't matter.

This isn't a right or left issue.

This is a movement issue.

The moment you start doing a movement and then you start making money off of it, it's your biggest source of income.

Even when if the movement starts to go sour, starts going away, you don't like, what are you gonna do?

Cut off your now?

Of course some people will just you know, fuck you, I'm not gonna do this.

But a lot of people are like, I got a family, Yeah you know what, you know?

Yeah, no, you know what, Fuck Ukraine.

That's a new one to fuck Ukraine now, yeah, you know what.

They sorry, fuck rushing out.

Ukraine can win actually, And I'm like, all right, man, what are we fucking doing?

Now?

You know that I don't want you to be the worst.

Yeah, that's gonna be the worst one, I think.

And now you've got I'm sure you guys saw the news about this emergency meeting that he's at this calling all signs point to war.

That's gonna be the ultimate cuck right there.

That's gonna be the ultimate cuck of the Maga movement.

And we're gonna.

Separate people, We're gonna separate sellouts.

And again, a lot of these people are my friends.

So I'm not even saying they're bad people, Like, I get it, you just said it.

They're paying their bills.

It's literally the brand that they built.

That's it.

It is what it is.

But this will be if we end up in a larger war, or we get involved in Ukraine, or we get involved in Iran, this will be the final cucking moment of the Maga movement.

And anybody that still pretends like, whoa, we're winning, I'm so sick of winning, and all these other cliches and all these other campaign slogans and everything else.

The people that continued to spout that that will be their final cucking moment.

And I think there've been I think, really this month, there's been a couple of these moments, these cucking moments of the conservative movement.

But that will be the final one.

Yeah, I mean it is, I mean, you know, it's it's Trump Trump.

What happened to Trump now, I think so much was so much worse than what happened in twenty sixteen.

Twenty sixteen Trump didn't nobody was doing wh people put people around him, this and that.

But this time Trump literally has surrounded him himself with never Trumper's twenty sixteen never, Like, that's his people around him.

This is the people Mark Levin, he's getting book plugs.

No, but that's you know, just that, just that alone.

It's like the fact that Lindsey Graham has survived as long as he had.

I'm like, wow, he's still in the game.

How he's just like if he were a Game of Thrones character, I would have been like they're writing this guy out by season two or three, I mean, nobody sees what a fucking piece of shit this guy is.

And then like season seven, he's got more power than ever.

You're like, but that's when you realize, that's when you realize that the blackmailed gay man, the blackmailed gay merry man, have more power than you think.

Oh yeah, dude, it's it's it's like it's sad, Like it's it's sad because you know, we we had like I think one hundred days of feeling pretty good about ourselves.

It was all these like promises and executive orders and you know, we're gonna stop this, we're gonna stop that, and now it's now it's just everything feels like a wet fart.

You know, the Epstein list was bullshit.

Trump is actively fighting not to release it, and you're like, what are we doing here?

Like and then then do you get yelled at?

Then you get yelled at, and then you by everybody.

You you never you never supported him, You never said no, no, You're like, no, fuck you, I You're a Trumper?

Yeah yeah, yeah, no, quite the opposite.

It's like, no, not the never trump or Trump up The problem with this Maga movement is what happens with a lot of movements.

Sometimes you do create something that you lose control of and it's not about you anymore.

And there is a humongous rip in the Maga movement.

And the only reason that I think, and this is fucking crazy, because Merscha and I were talking about it.

The only reason I think Republicans in general, whether you like him or not doesn't really matter, are gonna be okay in the midterms is because no matter how bad they've been, like the left just keeps fucking like d L's they've it's like nobody there's no cook remember, We're like, you know, there's no adults in charge anymore.

Everything's a fucking joke.

Everything's a joke.

Now.

Yeah, the midterms is uh, I'm kind of with you on that because I look at the Republican turnout going down big time.

I do think the Republican turnout will go down big time.

One because Trump isn't on the ballot, yeah, and two because a lot of people that did support Trump are not going to show up.

They feel disenfranchised now.

So I do think that's gonna be a real phenomenon.

And maybe some other political issues tied into that.

But yeah, on the Democrat side, it's it's hard to see where they really gain any ground, right, It's hard to see where they kind of make up from the deficit.

So I don't know if there's gonna be enough Republicans that don't show up to fill that deficit.

I will say this.

I will say this, and people have been underestimating this for a long time.

But if I would just if you would just allow me a second, I think that this is the show.

If I was allowed to stroke my emails, this would be the show.

To do it.

On all of these people are basically saying what I said four years ago and when I said eight years ago, And so I'm kind of at this weird point where it's like it's like, Okay, you're gonna attack me now.

You're not gonna believe what I'm saying now, and I'm gonna have to deal with that I like I always do.

But then in four years you're gonna realize I was right and you're gonna be saying the exact same thing that I was saying.

And so, okay, what am I talking about?

When mom Donnie won in New York City.

It was considered shock.

Everybody was stunned.

Everybody was shocked.

If you go follow my show that week, I predicted he win.

I made that prediction, and I predict that he will win the mayor's race.

And people underestimate how important the Israel issue really is.

They really don't get it.

And it might not be important to you.

It might not be your big issue, or you may think you got it all figured out.

I am telling you from a neutral perspective.

Forget about what I think about it, forget about what you think about it.

I'm telling you from a neutral perspective.

This.

If it's not by twenty twenty six, by twenty twenty eight, it will be the number one political issue, number one.

And so why did Kamala Harris come out after she got protested at her book tour, her funny little book tour that she's on right now.

Why did she come out after protesters showed up about the Gaza situation and this administration's support for Israel.

Why did she come out and say, Hey, there's nothing I can do about it.

If I'm president again, then I can oh.

I got to give Kamala Harris credit if it was her brainchild.

This is the greatest political instincts I've ever seen this woman show.

In fact, I've never seen her show any.

Political instincts until that, So I don't know if that was her idea or somebody else's.

As soon as the Democrats realize that they can win big on the Israel issue, they will go all in.

Now, the Democrats are controlled by APAX, just like the Republicans are.

But I think the Democrats realize that there is a greater desire, a thirst, a hunger from their constituents to go against Israel.

And so if they say it's going to cost me a couple hundred thousand dollars in a campaign cycle, but I can still win, it'll cost me more in the votes if I don't do it.

Then I think I could see them making that big shift in twenty twenty six, And I think you kind of see the signs of it.

They're going to watch the Mom Donnie race when he wins, They're going to say, hmmm, was this an Israel issue?

If Kamala Harris starts to get popularity, she starts speaking out against Israel, the Democrats will lean into that.

So I see a lot of people underestimating this issue.

They can't believe it's the truth.

But trust me, by twenty twenty eight, the Israel issue will be the number one issue and we might start to see it take place in the twenty twenty six elections.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's it's like, I think you're right.

It's like whether you want to or not, no matter how much you try to avoid it.

And I think we all kind of saw it coming because if you think back, just like the twenty sixteen right, like everybody was literally afraid of saying anything because they're gonna get kicked off of platforms.

It was like it was a lot of winks and nods, you know, it's it's a lot of that.

And then it started becoming a lot more like more mainstream people started going like no, no, wait, I'm gonna say something.

Hold on a second, this is weird.

Right And look at Tucker, Like, if you would have told me in twenty sixteen Tucker will be having entire show, I wouldn't believe you.

I'd be like, no, fucking no, he's not the fuck up now he is.

It's becoming this thing.

And what's happening is this is the problem the Republicans have always have.

They're like eight years behind the game always even though, and they always have people like you like us now like talk a bunch of people going like, hey, guys, you're not paying attention to what fucking matters here.

You need to fucking stop.

People don't care.

And the problem is is when you see prok Look, when things are going good, right, when everything is great and everything is awesome, you could do shitty things mostly and most people don't care, you know, But when shit's not going good and it's still not, I don't give a shit no matter how many fuff you go out there when you're not getting what you voted for, and we're not getting what we voted for, and in many cases getting the opposite you voted for, then calling you stupid for wanting accountability.

Then you're gonna go no, no, no, fuck you now things are bad.

Also no, you can also go oh and also Israel greatest ally best thing ever?

Nen yao is going out there, by the way, and it's already come out.

We're saying it right before you came on telling world leaders America does whatever I want, whatever I want, whatever I want, And it's like it makes Also, you can name a department of kicking ass war all you want, But the moment this comes up, this guy comes up, you're pulling out his chair and going, yes, sir, whatever you want.

You look like a pussy man.

And I think that's how you have to get the Trump right all this other that's how Trump is historically.

You have to get to him of going like this guy can make you like a pussy dude.

Well, actually, I don't know.

If you want to figure out how to get to Trump, maybe asking that in Yahoo.

Yeah, I think I think he knows the plan on how to do that.

Yeah, I think that there's this there's this denial.

There's this denialism.

You say, it's like four or eight years behind on everything.

It's a denihalism issue.

And you kind of look at the meme of the gay frogs, right, look at that meme where it used to be this big joke like oh, they think the frogs are gay, and then now everybody's like, oh wait, that was a real thing.

That was an actual experiment.

There was an actual.

Video report where they've showed the frogs being gay.

It's like, yeah, we don't just make this stuff up.

So there's this weird like denialism on the right that if you just label someone a conspiracy theorist, you know, that's kind of been the branding in the past.

I think now they'll call you an anti semi all these other things, and they think, oh, if we just brand, if we just brand this group over here with this brand, that'll destroy them and we can deny that there's anything real going on.

No, the chemicals were during the frogs gay.

No, even the right wing now is sick of Israel, and maybe they could get away with it, Like you said, if the economy was going good, if these left wing tearor cells were actually being arrested, if we were getting millions of deportations, or honestly see a big even conservative leader get shot in the neck, then maybe we could be okay with it.

But no, we're not.

We're not in there or political shit aside.

I mean, there's still so many people out there that aren't on Twitter, they're not watching the news.

They don't give a fuck about war, they don't give a fuck about how many illegal immigrants are in their neighborhood.

Some people just like know, hey, wow, I'm never gonna own a home yep.

I'm never gonna make enough money to get even remotely ahead.

We're in a gig economy.

Now all I can do is deliver fucking burritos on door dash and like, if you made hope for people, you could get away, like Royce was saying, with a lot more.

Hey, listen, We're gonna go into Palestine and commit a fuck load.

Of war crimes.

And you'd be like, yeah, but you know what interest rates are down?

You know, actually right now, yeah, I can if I rEFInd my house right now.

You know, you wanted to get a pool.

This was the dream that the boomers were living, and now most of us are like, I go to a public pool, people peeing it.

I don't know if somebody broke into my car while it was in it, you know what I mean.

Like we're living in.

A dystopian nightmare.

And then it's like, oh, I also have to pay for war crimes.

This sucks.

That's a coomdplaints.

Imagine denying that this is the case.

No, that's what I'm saying.

Imagine pretending that that's not the reality of the situation.

And so I think a lot of people just live in their political bubbles and they just really have no idea what's really going on.

Like, I'll sign up for the war crimes, like, listen, I'll do all of Israel's bidding.

We can go to an Iran, We'll do whatever they ask.

But if I accidentally fall asleep on a subway drunk, can I not wake up to a homeless illegal pissing in my mouth?

Like you know what I mean?

Can I at least have clean subways?

Then we'll do the war crime thing.

God, there's no upside with you're taking everything well.

And I just I just went through the the housing market process and it's so bad, guys, it's so it's so so bad.

And that's again, that's what I'm saying.

I'm sitting here and I'm watching Maga try to sell America that the economy is good.

To the middle American that isn't political like the one you're describing before, they might they probably I would say it's fair to say that most middle Americans that aren't really political, they probably lean right.

They'd probably more be more willing to vote Republican at this point.

But then when you come out and you say, hey, the economy's doing great, They're.

Like, what well, specific planet are you living on?

And then they feel offended and you and you look like a liar, and guess what, they're not gonna.

Vote for you.

Yep, it's specifically.

They keep citing the stock market and it's like this stock market's up, and it's like, I can't afford diapers.

Yeah, what are you talking about?

I don't care if Tesla's up, like I might have my fast food meal is twenty dollars.

Ye yeah, I got door Dash the other day.

It was literally just three tacos a Baja blast and it was like twenty four dollars.

That's a good point.

You don't look at this, they look at the stock market.

When fast food is historically been poor people food.

That's how you survive.

You get a double cheeseburger for a fucking dollar.

You're not gonna die until we survived at nine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

When when poor people food starts becoming expensive, that should be a sign that we have a fucking problem.

Like like now we're now we're talking about people, dude.

Eggs were the cheap eggs are the cheapest food.

That's the poor Eggs and rice are poor people food.

And it's like, look, you can fucking quote all these stats all you want.

Things are not getting better.

You could pretend that they are.

I don't care.

Look and man, I'm glad that legals aren't coming across the border.

But the average American isn't really feeling anything.

If anything, they're feeling like, have we been lied to this whole time?

Are we still being lied to?

Frankly, you're not looking at the stock price of egg coat.

It's very good.

It's up a lot.

Like coaked egg futures, eggs are very expensive.

However, very Americans don't know shit about egg futures, except except they know that in the future they can't afford eggs.

That's about it.

That's it.

Or a family or a house or anything really and and and it's like, you know, it's just so you know, having the worst part is it's it's the worst part is like you know, when when you're when you're a fan, when you're like a perfect example, Merca is a Jets fan, right and and so you so I know, but the good thing about being a Jets fan, and he said, is you never really have hopes.

Your heart can't get broken.

My problem is is like I'm someone who's like a Dolphins fan, right, every once in a while they have hope and you got a quarterback, and then you're like, that hurts more and it's like they get they hurts more when tour gets like both of you are just hurting a lot.

We are.

We're hurting all the time we're going.

It sounds like a lot of hurt happening bad.

I haven't been drinking as much anymore, and that's a problem because now I'm very angry and very nervous all the time.

It's not And then you guys had a situation where fields you got the new quarterback and they's showing a little promise.

You're like, hey, maybe we can have a little excited and he's down said no, no, no, we suck.

But that's the point.

The point is they give people hope, and the hope makes it worse because it's like when I get in the Warren Uquine's gonna end day one?

How many days hasn't ended?

And that's about who do you hate?

Trump?

No?

No, no, no, I voted for Trump, man.

I voted for Trump, and I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck up.

And shit, what fucking what fucking cat Tchurch says, I don't care what fucking ego fart says.

Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa.

You're don't go after the litter mats.

You're right, that's a war you don't want.

No, you don't what you don't want.

I'm gonna save you.

I'm back off.

I do want I we do want that war because they go to bed at seven pm.

They're all boomers, so it's actually pretty easy as long as they might not be taking their tilant all anymore.

I don't know the Thailand.

What do you think about the tilan a thing?

By the way, It's just it's just more smoking mirrors, man, It's just more smoking mirrors.

It's literally ten year old news, twenty year old news, yep.

Like they didn't break anything, and they built this up again.

You talk about the hope.

And I was following this situation because I'm I'm big into the health news and I'm I'm like, okay, we're gonna get some truth about the vaccines and autism and cancer here.

And then they come out and they say.

It's tea Like it's literally on the fucking package, bro, It's literally on the package warning you to take when you're pregnant, like they're nothing, they didn't do anything.

So it's it's a lot of the same stuff.

It's a lot of letdown stuff.

And you know, you talk about the people that will attack you, and this is where for me, this is why I'm wearing the clown World shirt.

This is this is why it's like, we're back, baby, I mean we are back.

Oh yeah, we are totally back.

We got a magic bullet and everything.

Here it's clown World, clown World two point zero.

And I'm seeing these people that like, I just report the truth and they're like, oh my gosh, you're you're anti Trump, You're anti I'm like, bro, do you realize how much it cost me to support Trump for the last eight years?

Like you don't even you couldn't even step.

You'd look at the menu prices on what I've paid, and you would run out the door.

You're gonna tell me I'm not maga.

You haven't.

You haven't had an ounce.

Of sweat or blood or anything drop for the movement, and you're gonna tell me I'm anti Maga.

So when I started seeing that, that's that was like when the when the flag started going up it was like, Okay, this movement's been co opted.

This movement has been fully co opted.

This is not our movement, this is not the magabase.

And then when you see Levin getting into the administration and all these other and Gorka who celebrates censorship, it's like, Okay, that's it.

This isn't this isn't our movement.

Our movement has been officially co opted.

It's not ours anymore.

And so hey, fine, if you want to ride on a co opted movement that is that is the uniparty dominating you and and deceiving you and making you a useful idiot, then fine, then that's your choice.

I'm not going to be a part of it.

No, yeah, and and and and and and why and why and why would we like I'm done, I'm done doing this, I'm done being shamed.

And You're right, there's dude, there are obviously, like you said, you're a great example, but there's so many people that have acted like you said that, the people that have died for this fucking movement.

Then now you just you're shitting on their fucking grid.

You're yelling at them.

You don't want them to be part of the neo cons ate it from the inside and for everybody that And I think the MAGA movement died was death by a thousand paper cuts too, right.

It wasn't that even one one big thing.

It was just they kept giving ground on like no, no, but the Epstein thing's okay because he's playing five D chests and they gave a little bit more ground, and it's like, well, no, you know, maybe you know, maybe Zelenski's right, maybe a little bit more ground.

And by the time you're done, you look back and you go, oh god, what are we even doing.

This isn't what we were.

And and like you said, then you have Mark Levin, who there's so many clips of being an ever trumpet.

There's so many of them, they're all over the place coming in.

That guy's just a straight up foreign agent.

I mean, that's that's just a straight up for an agent.

Now.

I think it's pretty clear for people to see that.

And if not, then then he's just a trader.

Yeah.

But you know, when you talk about the developments, I look at it.

You know, you could say it's death by a thousand paper cuts.

But then they dropped the hammer, right, Oh, you know, we're not gonna get involved in Israel's war with Iran.

We're not.

There will be no American involvement.

Oops, never mind, we're sending fighter jets over here to blow up their nuclear facilities.

Oh oh, it was just a one time thing.

It was just a one time thing.

Yeah, how long now until we have a land invasion?

No?

Yeah, no no.

And then on top of that, you got I fucking cannot stand Pambondi coming out there just telling you.

It's like, oh, I hate speech and free speech or shit.

You literally are making us all look like fucking clowns.

That was our that was our thing, exactly, That was our defense.

Our defense always was like, no, fuck you, there's no such thing as hate speech.

And then then it's one thing when Pam Bondi says something stupid, then Trump immediately comes out afterwards and he's like, she's so smart, She's right, hate speech is bad, and you're like, all right, well, all right, well fuck us.

I'm so glad I didn't vote for him this time because now I have four years of smugness coming, which is great.

I'm enjoying that.

So four years on top of your previous four years.

Yeah, yeah, well, you know when I'm wrong.

I'll stop being smug.

It's been a life of smuggling.

How great was the autism thing though?

I was just thinking about that if the announcement had been like the autism was linked to women who.

Quit smoking when they were for pregnant.

Yeah, Like I was thinking that would be a great triste him coming out and being like, we found out there's a connection between nicotine and being cool, and you stop smoking when you were pregnant, and then you had a bunch of nerds for kids, a bunch of autistic nerds.

He's true, that's true.

At least it would be cool a little bit.

But uh, man, you've been doing you You've been out there that you you and I and you were smoking a lot of weed.

Yeah, you fucking hophead on jazz cigarettes.

It was the funniest thing on Have you guys ever been harassed by a former employer?

I'm just curious if this has ever happened.

It was the funniest thing on Twitter one night, maybe one night it was like the Charlie Kirk and people talking about Charlie Kirk and somebody asked, oh, in a question on Twitter, by the way.

Follow me back Ohen, you don't follow me?

Fucking sure?

What but on Rumble, yeah, my Twitter handle is gooning on Rumble that's me mershed.

But anyway, okay, well I wonder why I wouldn't follow that.

Because I'm awesome anyway.

So somebody had asked, I want a question about the Charlie Kirk thing, and then Owen himself said like, yeah, look, I'm not an expert or anything, but the stuff I'm hearing blah blah blah blah blah.

And then like in the reply to a reply, I see Alex Jones going yeah, I hear you're real expron smoking weed, and like I was like what.

So then I replied to Alex and was like, yeah, I don't know, man, I.

Mean, weed's pretty cool.

I don't think anybody's really It's twenty twenty five.

I don't think anybody really cares about weed anymore.

And then all my replies were like, yeah, I love weed.

Weed fucking rules.

Most people seem to either not care about weed or like weed nowadays.

By the way, just followed you, so there you go.

Oh thank you sir.

Yeah, most people either don't care or even like it nowadays.

But you know, it's funny there's only one of us that's actually on camera smoking weed and it's not me.

And secondly, secondly, I was just drug tested.

For the last three years, I've never failed to drug test my life.

I've probably been drug tested like thirty times.

I've never failed a drug test in my life.

In my life.

Now, I'm not going to sit here and act like I'm not I'm some sort of a square.

But no, I live a pretty sober life.

I live an extremely sober life.

But I think years ago, I think like me and Royce were like I think a few years ago we saw him hit a weed fape once and that was on a night where we were like ridiculously getting high.

I think I was still getting drug tested when when we were hanging out that time.

No no, he turned down.

I remember someone offered no no.

I remember this moment someone offered him.

When he goes I can't and he goes getting drug tested.

I'm like, oh that's true, Oh that's right, And then we remember that.

Then we got super Although you did do a lot of shots with us that night.

Yeah, whoa, that was d rock Lesner.

You were dressed like brock Lesnar that night.

Oh yeah, I had the new Lesnar cowboy.

Look ye that he had that cowboy hat and the jean jacket.

I was like, he fucking brock Lesnar.

I try to be I wish I could be brock lesser.

I'm just like two hundred pounds lighter.

Were informed that you're a demon?

Now, dude, So I.

Don't know, man, like you know, well, look, I mean it's you know, we know the crash out, is it rights itself?

Yeah?

But what's funny is if you go back that post that you're talking about with the drug use accusation, now he's actually agreeing with what I was saying.

So at first, at first it was, oh, you know, I'm wrong because I'm not believing the official narrative.

And now he's basically saying the exact things that I was saying.

And so I don't know, maybe he's just maybe he's smoking weed.

Now, well, hold on, I have you tried growing a Hitler mustache?

No, but you know that's gone.

It's already gone.

It didn't even last a full show.

Unfortunately, he pulled it off.

I give him this, I don't know how many people could pull that off.

He pulled it off.

It looked goodf it work.

I gotta say though, it's usually a pretty good indicator of the quality of a person.

If you've worked for somebody for as long as you have, and like day two into a public feud, they've already resorted to like, Yeah, well, I saw you smoke weed one time and you're like, wow, you're really we really got nothing?

Huh.

Yeah, one time I saw you have two beers and then drive, and you're like, I think that's fine.

How long did he wait?

Because I think that's legal.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, I will, I will just say this, and I've already said I've already said everything.

I'm you know, I'm beyond it now.

But I am a little bit honored by the whole thing, because, you know, Alex trying to destroy my life and destroy my career to me is actually the greatest show of trust that you could, Like, he trusts me so much, He trusts me so much the intimate relationship we had for ten years.

He trusts me so much that he's gonna go on air and try to destroy my life and still know that I would never betray him.

So really, it's kind of the ultimate show of trust.

That's true.

And you know what, And I gotta say, man, Owen is a real dude, and we said this too.

We're like, I don't think Owen's ever said a bad word behind Ever, I.

Don't trust that son of a bitch.

He stole the Keith out of my grinder.

It was a dry season.

Man moves out here.

Try to make moon rocks.

I don't know, random shit.

You're like, that's not really a controversy, man.

I don't know.

Oh man, dude, oh man, thank you for coming on.

Dude, this is fine, you know, come on whenever you want.

Where are we?

Where are we are finding you?

Now?

Well, my new show launches October sixth, The Owen Report, three to six pm week days, Central Time.

I've also got a couple other things I'll be announcing soon as well, but we'll just leave it at that.

And uh, I'm really looking forward to getting back on air.

I thought that it's funny because I'm a very like structured like I like to have my life structured, almost to like OCD level.

Maybe that's why he called me Patrick Bateman.

So I don't know, maybe there's maybe maybe there was something to that, but I I thought kind of this time off period would be like less chaotic and I could kind of like kind of slow and calm down a little bit.

It's been the exact opposite.

It's been nothing but chaos.

It's been very fast paced.

So now I'm kind of to the point where, Okay, I'm looking to get back into my routine, looking to get back on air every day.

It's actually been a lot of learning too.

There's been a lot of learning.

You guys have been independent for a while, so you know, there's a bit of a learning curve there.

It's been years since I've been independent, so I'm kind of relearning some things.

But really I'm looking forward to it.

It's been it's really all.

It's really been a blessing.

I would say it's all.

It's all really been a blessing, and it kind of just tells me that, you know, this was all part of God's bigger plan, and so I'm looking forward to be back on air.

And the way I see it, because.

I'm a consumer of news, I just don't see anybody covering news.

I just nobody covers news.

I don't know how else to say it.

Nobody covers news.

Everybody's got like their own stick, or everybody's got like I'm going to go all in on this one deal for weeks, or everybody's too loyal to a to a person or something that they can't read the news, so I'm gonna fill that void.

I'm actually going to report the news.

I know, it's a crazy thing, like I can't even cable news doesn't even cover news anymore.

It's weird.

Nobody covers news.

Sorry, Wow, we got coffee and food buckets to sell, all right, news don't sell food.

We got food buckets and coffee.

We got units to move and but but you know what, and that's a good point.

There's no news anymore.

There's like five talking points every day, and then every place you go to they're doing the same five talking points.

That's it.

That's it, rinse and repeat.

You know what you gotta do.

You gotta do one of these shows where you just like complain about comic books and Disney.

Oh.

I like that.

All your thumbnails every day is like bro, Disney is finished, and then you gotta gombws Bro.

I like that.

You're out in the wilderness with us again.

It's fun because it's an adventure.

You're gonna meet a lot of crazy characters and a cat a bunch of weird people.

Yeah.

There, that is a huge subgenre that makes it.

And then and then you have thumbnails it's.

Like Asthma Gold molested his dad's corpse and another fucking thumbnail where you're like, ah.

And then that's how you make money on YouTube?

Apparently.

I'm telling you, man, you could be a Twitch streamer like Hassan that they won't kick that guy off for saying anything.

How can they kick you off?

We got kicked off for making a joke.

He's he literally was like, we need to kill more Troli.

You got kicked off Twitch?

Oh yeah, Patreon, Patreon and Twitch.

We were off a Twitch Twitch long and yeah we get kicked off of everything.

But we got kicked off of Twitch in a long, long ago.

But uh yeah we're back on YouTube.

But we got back on YouTube like luckily.

So isn't it so weird?

Though?

Like we grew up when Howard Stern was like the number one talk show and Bubba the Loves.

I mean, these guys would do despicable things.

I mean just disgusting content.

I mean even South Park.

It's like, how are you getting banned for political speech.

Well, but it's like it doesn't matter.

We don't know.

You know, when we we we were hit with like when we started.

We started on our show like eight years ago, and we started our show.

The first like six months of our show, three months of it, we weren't even allowed on YouTube.

Yeah, their old strike processes to be if you got a strike, you were off for a week, if you got two, you were off for like a month.

But not only had the first strike, you couldn't live stream for like ninety days.

So we were streaming on Twitch and then uploading the episodes.

It was fucking it was fucking crazy.

So now they're being kind of a little bit more cool.

But like I'm telling you, dude, they put these tags on these accounts.

Like we found out during the Twitter files that we're doing this on Twitter.

But YouTube does it too, these tag does these account to make you not boosted, to shadow ban you, to instantly, like honestly instantly, just non monetize you.

So I don't know, man, So we fixed it all.

Guys, are you tired of winning yet we fixed it all?

Huh?

Can we please stop winning?

Because this winning is trying to feel like lou.

You're gonna be so tired of winning.

You're gonna love the war with Iran.

You know what of your Ukraine were, You're gonna love it.

We're gonna tell you all about that.

It's gonna be.

Yeah, your favorite political commentator is gonna get shot in the neck and bleed out right in front of you.

You're gonna be so sicko wit.

He didn't lie, though.

I am tired of this.

Yeah, I'm really tired of this winning.

He didn't lie.

It's the worst kind of winning.

Who won again?

Who knows?

Who knows?

It wasn't us?

Though.

I'll tell you that.

Where do people find you?

Man?

The best place right now at Owen Shroyer seventeen seventy six, on X.

I would just direct everybody there from now and then any announcements everywhere else.

All my content will be there, and it'll direct you anywhere else to go to find my stuff.

So find me on X.

Dude, thank you so much for coming on.

Man, that was fucking great.

You gotta come on again whatever you want, and we'll come on anytime you want to sign after you have all your your big friends going very very nice.

It's always fun to be back with you guys.

We'll do it against two things looking jacked number one, number two.

I appreciate the g shock.

I'm also a big fan of you, oh at all watch and also fuck Harrison Smith.

Bro.

Can't believe that guy.

We're kidding.

We love him, we love him with his job and been unable to feed his family out of loyalty for you, and he didn't and I won't.

Fucking two Christmases.

Are you happy?

Now, Owen?

Are you really happy?

Take it easierybody?

And there he goes.

Owen rules, man, I gotta get the radio war going.

That was great.

That was great.

Owen's the fucking man, dude.

Oh shit, Yeah, we're still only on YouTube though because the rumbled thing just you know, we're not working, so I guess we'll keep going over there.

Fucking christ that was fun, all right?

Uh let's uh, I just what I wanted to make sure.

I ah, here it is okay, So let me set this one up for you people.

So this is an airplane.

Obviously the gentleman that you're seeing with the mustachees in the middle seat.

Okay, it's very fat and he's basically overflowing as you can see the Also, the fat guy with the mustache is very gay, as you're about to find out, And yeah, very gay, and it looks like a racist Chicago cop.

The old man keeps moving his arm, and this guy's mad because he says he's elbowing him.

He decides, I'm in the right obviously, so I'm gonna film it.

Here you go.

Would you be happy if I oberken bath?

Well, there's not a lot of room here for me.

I know.

I paid for the seat too, I paid for the seas.

Yeah, but you didn't pay for half of mine.

Can you see the problem?

See?

I paid for my seat and you paid for your seat, and I'm in my seat and you're in your seat and in my seat.

Not only am I not fat enough to spill over into other people's sides, but like, am I the only one?

Like I'm always in a habit of like when I get on an airplane, Yeah, when I get on a plane, I try not to be in your shit.

I try to be like, I'm over here doing my thing, and I'm not that fat, but I'm still trying to be polite.

Fat people are like, oh, I'm gonna be fat and also impolite but if you're that big, right, and then if you're that big, and first off, also getting a middle seats really fucked up.

Like, if you're that big, you get an aisle seat that way when the cart's not going by, you could you could not a little bit into the aisle to kind of give the people on this side a little bit of a break.

But no, not only did you sit there, you sat in the middle seat that way instead of this inconveniency one person, you're maximizing the inconvenience and inconvenience and two people.

Right, So, but wouldn't you think you want to share the arm rush?

He can't share the armrest.

He can't.

He physically can't.

He's too fat.

And to be fair honestly, normal sized people can't share the arm rest.

Oh, who's recording it?

This guy's recording it?

He put his the guy whose pocket, the obnoxious one.

We're not sharing the armrest right now?

Break down.

You were using the harms.

Yeah, and you're using me as your armrest.

You're right, I'm not using Yeah, I am using the armrests and you're using me as your armress.

Again, do you see the problem here?

Fatso not even the arm rush.

I'm not on the arm rest though.

I'm not on the not an the armrest either.

Hey, gay people, can you police your fucking fat gay guys?

Can you release him and tell me that they can't get this?

You're used to body shame people.

That's one of the fucking bro gageous ad that reredemi quality be Like, you know, Todd's getting fat and so he say game like three pounds.

Yeah, and now you just have these fucking belucas with mustaches sitting in the middle, not letting people fucking fly.

Even your bears had a little bit of muscle on.

Yeah, yeah, the bears.

Yeah, the bears look like George Costanza, not like whatever this.

Is actually are No, I'm not.

Oh is he wearing an ascot?

Yeah, of course, No, it's a mask.

It's even worse, it's a mask.

It's an eye thing.

Oh, it's it is an I think your fat rolls are on the arm rest.

So sorry, sir.

How do you think.

Well, diet, exercise, going for a walk, self control, ging a better seat, picking a better seat fly if you're that big by two seats.

I mean, I've just like solved like your problem like five times.

You're not gonna believe this.

Yes, no, I'm serious.

You think you.

Should exist in a smaller size, Yeah, you should exist less.

Also, let's be fair, you are hardly smelled to yourself.

Hold on, fuck off, fuck off?

No, that guy again.

These fat people are getting brazen.

That guy is society normal.

Fact, he's not fat.

That guy's just an old man with a little gut.

He's got his old man gut that he's not taking up another seat.

No, he's taking up his seat.

Look at you.

Look look at this angle.

You could see his arm is in his seat.

I agree he should find the cargo.

Hold.

I'm a member of weight watchers.

Yeah, how's it going?

Okay, Okay, I can show it on my phone.

Okay, And that.

Is how this conversation.

Just tell this to you.

Gay guys are getting a road chair.

Wait, you think I've ever tried to I don't know, not hard enough.

You really think that it really sucks and it's hard.

I know that person in this country, and I have never tried to this way.

I'm not hard enough.

No, I think that you're fine with it.

I think that you're around people that build you up because you're fat until you're pretty at any size.

No, I don't think you've not I think you've actually tried.

I think that you ate good for like two days.

No, okay, I know because you are you are yourself exactly.

Oh my god, don't explain yourself this.

You know what?

This is one of those padded R T C hate hates.

They're both gay guys arguing.

I mean, if the fat guy is definitely in the wrong more.

But it just evolved into like, well, I'm a gay guy.

Well I'm a gay guy.

And then eventually you're like, I don't care about either of you guys.

All right, I know this is not this as you're gonna see.

This is not spirit, but this is a freak out on Southwest.

Okay, this is her asshole is look at her?

Wow?

Whoa bro?

Women are bro.

They always immediately grab hair, you know, you know, you know, you know how I get my arm off of her hair.

I punch your right on her nose and then she's in your hand.

Let's go immediately, just like with a dog that's got that's like clamp down on something.

If you drill it right in the face, just the right way, it'll stop.

And there's another way.

Finger in the butthole you pick that is actually very funny.

Both work.

Yeah, this is a hate hate situation because she's still wearing a mask on a plane.

Now, I'm not All you need to do is just land a strategic haymaker on one titty.

That's all you need.

I bet this chick is a monster fucking.

She thinks she has like a you think she has like a gweed at nickname like Tuna town sound.

Yeah.

She auditioned for the Jersey Shore when she was in her twenties, but they said, no, she's even too much for this show.

We can't have her.

She's a liability Jersey show.

We can't.

She auditioned in her twenties and they were like, sorry, man, we're not hiring anyone over forty.

Yes, passed, already passed.

The fact this is a four minute video means I don't think she let's go over air for forty minutes or four minutes, but I mean punch her.

Why don't you pull her hair?

Hold on, hear me out the woman who's getting her hair pulled.

I can understand one.

If there's one thought going through head.

If I just do nothing, I get to go back on the plane.

Yeah, Okay, so this slide ism are too Las Vegas because this I no, no, no, no, no, no no, no Jersey to Vegas or Vegas.

This is Jersey to Vegas or something like that.

Look at this fat lady.

You cannot fall in love.

Mercer not allowed, she rules.

Look at this fatst bitch.

I have definitely been the person with a chick like this going I'm really sorry about this.

I'm really sorry about this getting off a plane.

I don't have to get off of I actually technically could have left.

Look your stomach, it's horrible.

Look at her outfit.

Look at this fat aest bitch.

Hilarious.

You can't even show your mouth because you're embarrassed.

You can even see it because you're embarrassed.

Shut tying her arms.

I would be very nervous right now because spitting would be next, and I'd be like, I swear to Christ if she's restrained or not, if she spits.

Out NYC to Kansas.

So it's a Jersey chick, it's got it, okay.

Okay, but yeah, that's one of those moments where like I'd be praying she please better not spin on me, because even if she's handcuffed, I will start wailing on her.

That's one of those things that will set me off.

Do you not fucking spin on me?

He's never going to lay it again.

Okay, I'm sorry, black guy, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.

She's perfect nor her Instagram's private, unfortunately.

Okay, black guy, her thoughts hurt.

My boyfriend's a black guy.

My boyfriend's black.

My boyfriend.

We could tell, we could tell.

Well, now we don't have to worry about falling in love.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't you have to worry about falling is your fucking credit score?

It was coming.

It was all I was gonna be like.

She was a spinner.

I could tell.

I could tell.

Man, I knew right away that she has she had spit her energy.

Girls that look like that swallow.

Well, depends on the scenario.

Yeah, you know, I can always call the kind of bitch's gonna need a spit mask, and I could.

I was getting spit mask energy from her.

So I found an Instagram video.

Of some chick just talking about this incident, right, and there's a comment that was posted thirteen weeks ago that says she has been harassing, stalking, threatening, and attacking people since high school.

It turns out I'm one of her many victims.

It's so much deeper than this moment.

The account is ghost piss.

That's brad.

The Internet rules place rules.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up, shut the thank you.

Because she's slowly getting slowly tired.

It's horrible.

Let me go.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

Shut the fuck up, I can't breathe.

Nice, you guys want to see her art?

Do you want to see her website and her art?

Sure, she's clearly of sound mind.

Here you go, Royce can get out.

Careful, it's gonna you're gonna have my space.

Why to a steeze your black bag?

Oh my god, she's fucking she's tough, dude.

Her art looks like a serial killer that only kills women who buy Lisa Frank Ye.

What she said, My boyfriend is black.

Do you think a black guy is gonna put up with that?

Yeah?

Yeah, dude, she's a New York City artist.

I bet you were black boyfriend listens to fucking like like like fucking.

This is her website.

Yeah, I bet you listen to loop a Fiasco.

Oh my god's garbage.

That's not art.

Yeah, yeah right, it's objective virgin.

Yeah.

Well no, that's objective, and that's objectively ugly.

This my friend, This, my friends, this my friend.

It's art.

Hey everyone, if you're a plus sized stark Hoppers and this is our Hollywood studio, it's outfit.

Of the day.

My shirt it looks like she's hiding one of those like State Fair biggest pumpkins, like you know, the place to have a pumpkin festival.

That's funny.

It's from the Lost Rows.

I'm doing a Halloween town outfit, which howe you times from my favorite alleenode of all time.

My shirt's from the Lost.

Rows and many of their shirts go up.

The sizes four X and five X.

You're gonna need them.

My skirt is from Amazon.

I'll Lincoln in our storefront.

My seekers are Poka, My ears are from.

Disney World two years ago.

And my backpack.

Focus Goods and it's lunch Fly and I love it so much.

Isn't it so cute?

Yeah?

But the I mean, I guess, but the thing wearing it, there's nothing.

Listen, man, have you ever okay, sorry, have you ever heard the phrase lipstick on a pig.

You're you're the pig in this scenario.

You're not the lipstick.

You're not the letters.

What we're saying.

That's a normal sized backpack.

Yeah, and she's not a normal sized person.

Oh it's like a clasp.

My earrings are from TJ Max.

Ah, she's a Maxinista.

Mm hmm.

Mongs goose moan good good moan, good moan goose moan goose.

We love mongas.

Mongas is our favorite.

My shirt is from my Amaze.

My shirt is from not a lot of people.

Make sure it's this size.

My pants are from not a lot of people make pants this size.

My shirt, my sunglasses are Amazon.

Look, I know, I know you might black out, but speak louder.

That's all I'm wearing everyone.

My Hollywood inspired output is from Amazon.

And Chubby and the shoes, you know, the sandals, gotta have them.

You know you have bad skin, you homosexual?

That is a bad skinned homosexual man, skin like Lester Diamond.

Yeah yeah, ah, I I just it's just okay.

So m hm, TikTok.

This is this is I see this a lot sometimes when I go out.

Do you see people filming tiktoks.

I see it a lot.

Yeah, And I was asking off the air, like don't these people have homes?

What does this look with like one jean and not the other jeans.

It's wearing no shoes in a fucking store.

Just disgusting, is what is?

But why I don't know, man, And look at the other woman, just looking at her, like just do this at your house with the green screen.

I don't understand why you're doing this because the dad's probably abusive.

No, and you know what it is, and I'm gonna tell you what it is.

It's an epidemic of IRL streamers and TikTokers, right.

It's they don't have any followers.

They suck at this, right, so instead of doing the right thing, which is make content and grow in popularity, instead they go out and do shit like this, hoping people will notice them so that they have an icebreaker and they go, oh, I'm a content creator.

They're doing it wrong.

They're doing it in reverse, so being a content creator to go make friends in real life because they don't have any personality traits like oh, I'm a content creator.

Oh are you show me your TikTok?

Wow, you've had twenty seven followers for two years.

Crazy, you know, watching a lot of financial art and there's a lot of people they're like, there's so many people like, oh well movie A call to a career's like, oh cool, yeah, how many years?

How fellows your two thousand?

So I'm not gonna pay your bills though, So guys, thank you so much for listening and think you would gain no one for coming on.

That was a lot of fun.

O when Troyer was is the best?

Mersh is mediocre?

But you will be on tonight.

Hey, I am media ten o'clock tonight, noight wave radio be there.

You have bucks uh pest he will be on next Yuh can out?

Yeah out.

I would tell you to raise yourself if you can't because we're not live on Rumble, I'll still try it.

I will be to sit the.

Maybe virgin stream forever.

Awesome.

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