About during the third millennia in a strange place known as.

The United States of America, of war was brewing.

Brainwashed Marxist idiots in colleges across the nation clashed with equally brainwashed anime obsessed neo Nazis.

Starbucks windows were shattered and Dodge challengers were totalled, and Muslims realized that rental bands were cheaper than plane tickets.

Skinny uneven millennials from coast to coast were hospitalized with life changing injuries such as springs and first degree burns, and the herode Knights of Poor Chan rose up to defeat Shy and drive the evil villain into a descent towards a madness to the life from which he would never recover.

As the enemies of Freedom destroy the cities that raise them, as America begins to resemble an Iron Maiden album come to life, two heroes have risen up to fight against the culture of utter madness and restore sanity the only way they know how what the fuck by refusing to take any of it seriously?

Merse what is up with Darren?

You know, man?

What what happened to him?

People say, I got a real twist and sense of humor.

He looks like he should be on the back of a ten dollars pill.

Oh my god, Roy Lopez, I don't know what it is about him.

I'm gonna groat.

Maybe I'm sick of hearing about him.

Yeah, I don't like hot hand.

Maybe it's face.

He's a punchable face.

You wouldn't download a pig which said nothing to me.

He's probably a nice guy.

Okay, I don't know what it is about the guy Big Cranberry has been lying to you found.

Forever by their mutual love of smoking marijuana, Simpson's references and affection towards Alex Jones.

These two men have joined forces to.

Bring you uncut news and opinions.

Directly from the belly of the beast.

He looks like he should be flying a kite with a fucking gey on it.

Brendan says he hasn't been able to use the N word for a while.

That's the source of the year saving Western civilization, one childish dick joke at a time.

Here they are your new heroes of the Imperium, Mersh and Royce.

All right, look, I'm sorry, I apologize.

This one was on me.

Hi, everybody, welcome to Revenge of the Sis.

It's Friday.

Yeah.

No, we had a zoom issue.

Honestly, we were sitting there waiting, like, what's going on?

Yeah, So I was here on time, and I know that I'm the one that's historically unreliable.

So I was sitting here on my end of zoom, and they were sitting there on their end of zoom, and of course.

They're thinking, like, this fucking idiot, what is he dead?

Is he hung over?

What is he doing?

And I was living literally, So if you guys don't understand how zoom is, like, Royce sends me a link, I click it, a little interface pops up, but I don't get involved until he lets me in.

So I'm just sitting in a little waiting room and I'm just I set everything up.

My audio was good, and I'm like and then I found.

An Airy Spears clip of him doing a fifty cent impression and I was like, howling, laughing, and I got like ten minutes into the clip and it's getting really close to showtime, and I'm going, it's this fucking guy gonna and here's what I'm doing on my end.

I'm going virgie.

I don't watch Nightwave.

Did merci Was he drinking last night?

Hammered?

Did he go to four in the morning.

No, I've been a good boy.

I was sitting here on time today, got my adderol, got my energy drink, I got my smokes.

So we're ready to rock.

Now.

Hey, you know today, of course Friday, So that means the first hour free for everyone.

The second hour Patreon and locals members get that.

You know what we're doing today though today also second hour is going to be premium too, So if you sign up on the through premium through us, when it goes over there, we got a little extra credit and we give it a lectrare stuff to people that already that did sign up through premium or are members of our channel, we'll be able to see the show.

So could I throw an idea out there, because I mean, you know, people always say like bigger's better.

The harder you go, the better it is.

So hear me out on this Fridays from now on right, first hour free for everybody.

Yes, second hour is so exclusive.

No one gets it.

No just us.

We just play video games with us.

No one else is invited.

We don't even talk to each other.

No, I think it would be even better.

We do a whole topical show and nobody gets it.

Nobody gets it except just for us.

Yeah, it's like one of those albums like at an Alvan Guarde movie that they filmed, where like it's not going to be released for one hundred years or some shit.

Everybody would a paywall be hitting us up like Carl and Dick Masters and.

We going, So how does that work?

You just go, It doesn't give him anything?

You like, it doesn't.

It doesn't work.

Actually we've lost a lot of money.

Yeah, people apparently would rather you do a show.

So yes, thank you everyone that's signed up for Local Tan for Patreon.

We're doing really good on both of them, net Positive lately for a lot of them.

So thank you for guys that have signed up.

We appreciate it.

You're the reason we how we keep doing this this show.

So and also you know night Waves doing great on Rumble too.

We love you guys at Rumble.

I mean, honestly, I gotta tell you, it has been.

It's been.

We're in a new phase.

You know, I've been so pleasant because I've had like obviously because of yesterday, you know who I had to talk to about this.

I had like four people reach out to me in the last twenty four hours, and I've been.

So nice to all of them.

I've been like, no, thank you so much.

You know, I actually meant the email you back yesterday.

Things got a little busy, but I'm so looking forward to such a fruitful future.

You know what, mersh, I like it so much.

Here's what we're gonna do right now.

Don't yeah, yeah, man, don't eat breakfast until you learn about kiloric bypass.

Your breakfast is setting you up for the entire day to either gain weight or lose it.

The term breakfast literally means to break your fast that you started in the night before.

About four hours after you eat dinner, your body switches from the nutrients we get from food to the storage of the glycogen we have in our bodies.

Once glycogen stores are depleted, typically after eight to twelve hours of fasting, the body shifts to burning fat for energy.

Fatty acids are released from fat stores, where they're converted into keytne bodies through a process called ketogenesis.

Then, when you eat breakfast in the morning, the body starts to cycle again.

This is where the caloric bypass comes into play.

Doctor Grundy, a heart surgeon in California, learned that if you break your nightly fast with something called mcts or medium chain triglycerides.

I've actually used those before, can you?

You can actually keep Bernie fat throughout the day and use it for energy, but there are specific types of foods that contain mcts.

Using a breakfast breakthrough, he was able to lose seventy pounds just through diet, and he did this in his sixties.

Scan the QR code you're looking at over Merca's face over here, or click the link in the chat to watch doctor Garney's eye opening presentation.

It could change the way you think about fruit forever.

Nice.

Nice, uh Nice.

I had to mute during your library because March decided one of those times where she wants to announce her poop.

Oh.

She announced it likes to announce poop.

She's in She's literally in the litter box looking at me right now, but she likes to just go in there and let everyone in the house know.

I had a horny female squirrel on the corner of the screen today and I was making a noise and I was like, what noise is that?

So I look it up and it was it was a female mating mating, so she was super horny and she kept making the noise like really loud.

So then a male comes because he hears her, and then he goes to I guess, fuck her.

But then she runs away from him.

So then I see them chasing each other around the yard, and it's like typical hoes in mother and abreamen.

They fucking asked for it, they're literally and then the guy shows up.

And they run away.

Fuck man man.

Anyway, Uh, let's start with this.

The US calculates its population.

President Trump is ordering a new US census that doesn't tally undocumented immigrants in social media.

But this is the thing that I like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait.

You're gonna say what a lot of people said, Go ahead, please say it.

So Trump's gift to us is extra homework.

Yes, cool, thanks, It's just what I wanted.

This is just what I voted for.

More paperwork.

Well, it's not more paperwork, it's nothing to do with that.

They're just not They used to count illegals in the census, and that would basically distribute the how many you know, seats each place gets.

Now you're not counting, you're not.

They're not going to be counting illegals in the census.

But my question is, are we doing another census now?

Because we have to do a census no matter what, they're gonna do it.

Just did one?

I know they do it all the time.

No, they do it like every four years.

Hey, when's the last time we did a census?

Virgie years, ten years, something like that.

It's not supposed to be every fucking six months.

When's it still living in your house?

Are you still there?

Are you still there?

Yeah?

I've been here forever.

Whats you?

Census?

It's coming, thank you, twenty twenty twenty twenty.

But we just got census paperwork?

Okay, well this asshole, that's why.

But no, this was I'm saying like, this was, like, what do you a year ago or like eight months ago?

Didn't I'm not the only one that got that paperwork?

Did I just send all my information?

I think?

Dude, I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm just being I don't know what you're talking about for real, what you're telling me?

I gave all my information to Vicron Pidge and you're telling me that he doesn't work for the US government.

I'm starting to think, marsh that you hold on that you might have got scammed again.

Dude.

He said that there was a warrant out for the arrest of my car, and I didn't understand that, but I wanted to take that clarified right away.

We're like, how can you arrest the call?

Okay, here's the last time I remember a census thing?

Hi?

Can I help you?

Yes, mister Leonard, I'm with the US Census Bureau.

We sent you a census farm, but you failed to return it to us.

My mail is piled up like crazy.

Yeah, well, I just need to fill out this census form with you.

Great, Okay.

How many people live in this residence?

Oh boy, that's a good question.

Combat with numbers.

Maybe eighty fucking love this one.

Eighty people live in this apartment?

Seems high, doesn't it?

Not eighty?

How about four?

This is how you should treat the thing.

You're right, just lie to them.

Oh fuck?

Okay, Hey, did you see there's a new ice agent.

It's it like the movie, like the Pixar movie.

Or Okay, so so you know how uh I said that they're they're taking, they'll take they're they're taking any any new applicants, like basically, if you have any sort of experience, even civilians to come work, apply to work for ICE.

Mm hmm.

Okay, So a celebrity has joined ICE.

Now I don't Can you want to try to guess who it is.

I'm gonna give you three guesses.

Maile, it's a mail.

I'll tell you it's mail.

Uh.

We already got doctor Phil.

Okay, it's not doctor Phil.

All right, So Dog the bounty Hunter.

No.

Two more guesses.

Steve Blackman okay, Little Weapon, No.

Last one, and I will tell you this he was he does TV shows.

Steven Sgal No, I guess sure, Okay.

I was thinking.

I'm thinking, like, who's like super based celebrity but doesn't care anymore?

How well you know it doesn't care anymore?

Right, like super gone full based?

I have three okay, Kirk Cameron No, Kevin.

Sorbo No, but you're getting closer.

Dean Kinan Kany's what I was gonna.

I was.

Like, I didn't guess, Yeah, yeah, yeah, here you go.

Dan kan Night.

I know what I found out about Dan Kine recently.

What's that Princeton.

Yeah, he's not an idiot.

You went you went to Princeton.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And by by the way, by all accounts from what I've heard, actually a really nice dude.

From what I've never heard a bad thing about him.

All I've ever heard is Dean Kaine's canceled because Trump bad and Republican bad.

But he's a nice actually really nice dude.

Bro.

He used to freeze him out of the super.

Yeah, they freeze them out of the Superman photo.

They cut them out of it, which is fucking bullshit.

By the way, look, I'm not saying the Adventures of Lois and Clark was good, but technically it was on long enough for him to count of one of the Supermen.

Come on, yeah, look, Lois.

And Clark sucked, but it's far from the worst Superman ip No, No, you can calm down.

Former Superman actor Dean Kine is confirmed he's joining Ice.

He told Fox News yesterday that he'll be sworn in as an ICE agent asap.

It came just hours after Kane posted an informal recruiting video on Instagram asking people to sign up to.

Work for ICE.

He said after that he spoke with officials at Eisen decided he wanted to join as well.

Homeland Security Secretary Christy Nomes says she's received eighty thousand applications for new agents.

That's many more than the ten thousand the agency plans to hire.

Nome also the AGE says the agency is removing the age gap age cap I should say, for agents, which typically maxed out at thirty seven.

So we're gonna get old ICE agents now.

I mean, honestly, though, there's a lot of jobs in border patrol and ICE that don't require you to be like Superman.

Literally, no, yes, Like I mean, there's there's plenty.

Look, there are plenty of jobs where you just need to stand on the border with binoculars and a fucking radio, you know what I mean, and just go, hey, we got twenty more coming in, and then you send the young bucks to grab them.

We just need eyes on the border.

We don't really need Remember when fucking ICE wasn't doing shit during the Biden administration.

Remember when a bunch of civilians just started going in.

Yeah, I do remember they got in trouble for doing that.

They're like, well, we'll just hold them here and call border patrol.

No, Yeah.

They weren't even detaining them, they were just following them.

Yeah, and being like, hey here.

Arizona, we're in Sona.

We're following them right now.

And then they were like, you're not allowed to do that.

It's like, but we're not right, you know, we weren't doing anything wrong.

Yeah.

By the way, thirty seven years old is kind of young to put a cap to be an ICE agent, right, Like, let's.

Be real, to be fair, because I think the reason they're doing that is not because of the physical restraints.

It's because you don't want to start a government career at thirty seven.

No, no, no, I know, no, no, no, no, but I don't mean that.

There's a lot of times where you could be a police officer and then transition.

Let's say your police officer, you're done, you you work through, you got your thirty se forty years old.

At forty years old, you get your pension if you play your cards right, right, and then you go, fuck that, I'm gonna make some extra money.

I'll go work for ICE.

So then if you have some dude like, let's be realistic, dude, let's be honest.

Fucking forty years old now, isn't the same as it was even like thirty years ago.

You know, like look at the wrong Like, look if you want to, you try if you want to.

If you're a forty year old former military or former squad, that's what I mean.

It's like working out.

Yeah, you're gonna still be useful, That's what I mean.

But those dudes could go do active shit until they're fifty, Like easy, easy, no problem.

That'd be great, man, getting getting a second government check and getting a pension and just sitting around with binoculars all day, being like there's some more Mexican common that's a good point.

Yeah, yeah, that's the easy, easy job.

Yeah, there's some people in the check when I'm fifty four and now you're wrong, circles around the young guys I'm forty, Like yeah, man, I mean, I mean, yeah, it was kind of weird.

Thirty seven is a weird cap for that.

Yeah, but you know what, you may be fifty four and running circles around people, you're still a bad investment.

A fifty five year old dead tomorrow, that's actually true.

A twenty two year old can go.

You know, they may not work as good as you, but they're not gonna die on me.

Yeah, no, that's true.

No, you're right, that's actually fair.

Okay, Rick Scott's doing something here.

Right now here.

Dun Senator Rick god making a South Florida stop to focus on seniors.

He held a hearing today about fighting fraud and financial exploitations, specifically for the Elderly Local Times.

Walter Murphy Live interrow with details on this.

Walter, Hi, I'm mostly hair.

He's hair an hour ago.

No, he's more hair than man.

That guy's hair is like the venom symbi it.

You know, seriously, it's like taking over his whole body and personality.

That body.

That bottle of la looks never stood a chance.

Looks like Max's head takes too much room.

It's like when Carl got that wig and then it immediately turned into a monster and started consuming his life.

Well, not often do you see a two story forehead followed by about followed by a fucking addition on top.

I mean that's pretty bad.

You know what the funniest part is is I bet this guy really thinks who the fuck he is too.

Yeah, it looks like a boardwalk drawing of fucking Bruce Campbell.

Guy Smiley looking ass.

He should be on a surfboard.

This is a guy who spends thirty minutes in front of a mirror to look like this.

I know, great, you mean that's right.

So that panel in Thry, that's right, Yeah, that's Thry also gay.

Like if you fucking you cannot walk into a newsroom in South Florida now and see anything but bad bitches, Cubans and gay guys.

Yeah, pretty much every South Florida fucking newsroom now.

No, that's actually true.

Hour ago and it involved.

It just looks like as during happy hour.

And I know what you're thinking, Man, gay guys are annoying.

You're right, But keep in mind, if you're in a newsroom in Miami, you need the gay guys to keep passive, aggressively needling the hawk grels to stay hot.

They will do that.

You can't do that.

You can't get away with that.

You can't, but they can and they serve a very just a couple will serve a good purpose to go, oh my god, are you working out your legs more?

They look a little bit bigger, And of course they're not working they know they're not working out.

It's just to go, oh my God, all my legs getting fat, and then they're gonna try harder, so then we have hotter chicks to look at.

There's a cycle to this.

Guys.

Gay guys know how to insult women in a way where hr can't pick up on that is correct, you know what I mean.

Like guys will be like, wow, you're getting a little fat, and then that's it, you're fired.

But a gay guy will be like, wow, those earrings huh, and they're like, is just something wrong with them?

And they just go that's it and.

Then they just walk away and it's like, you can't get fireired for that, you know.

But the woman's spiraling, she's going through her desk drawer checking out eighteen more pairs of earrings.

Now, scams that do target senior citizens and their need to Okay.

Guys just go oh girl, no, yeah, you're right, you're right.

I mean, this is it's an academic family.

On Thursday, the Senate Chairman of Aging Rick Scott held a panel in Miami Dade County about the growing importance of protecting senior citizens from the growing amount of scams that target them.

Yeah, what are you gonna do, man, Because you have no jurisdiction over Indians or Nigerians.

So I mean, I guess there's the dumb idiot to try to do it here and get caught, but that's a really small percentage of these scams.

A lot of these scams are either like the romance scams, which those are hilarious, and those tend.

To be Africa, Lagos, Nigeria to be specific.

And then then there's the money scams and like the Norton anti virus scams, and those use are Indians, but those places have one thing in common.

They don't kive a shit.

They let them do it.

So you're not gonna you can't really stop this.

Well, and forget about trying to stop it.

On the criminal end, we're wasting like all this fucking government time and energy, but boomers are gonna boom, like bottom line, so they're gonna fall for this shit every fucking time because they're idiots.

Well, I watched like Scamfish on Dayway sometimes and like, you know, the thing is, when I started watching that show, like I used to feel bad for the old people, but after you now I hate them.

I actually actively root for them to get scammed because these fucking like eighty year old women think that like some fucking fifty year old guy with abs loves them.

And then then it's one thing.

It's like they don't just send their money, right, Like I saw a woman who never worked a day in her life and her husband left her like a million dollar inheritance, you to a million dollars, and that inheritance was for her and for her children.

Right, she blew all of it.

She gave it all the way to a fucking romance skin.

So fuck these people, honestly, fuck them that level of arrogance to think that at eighty years old people still want to fuck you, bro, Get over with Sorry, sorry that you're alone, but also don't be stupid and don't ruin your fucking kids and grandkids life over They do it all the fucking.

Time, banking, medicare and a.

Also, you know you lonely people out there, get over it all right, you know what?

Sometimes solitude is underrated, Okay.

Seriously.

Discussed new technologies the term.

One time around.

Bennington was like Fesco's like, you know, Ron, it's like I don't want to die.

It's like you're going to sleep but never waking up.

He goes I know, fezy, I'm pretty fucking tired.

Going to sleep forever sounds fucking great.

Ronnie is the man.

Forget this vulnerable population, such as grandparent scams, which uses AI technology to mimic the voices of family members to get money.

That's fucking brilliant.

Yup date Sheriff Rosy Cordero Studs, who was also on the panel, discussed her offices special departments dedicated to fighting these crimes and the need for tougher penalties for those who commit them.

And what we want to say is is this it's unacceptable.

We're not go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself.

I don't feel bad for these people here.

Here's why here.

I haven't even seen this one.

I have no idea, but let me just skim you through a quick one.

Okay, these are the people that are protecting Look at the stupid things that they do.

This woman flew across the globe to meet with her internet boyfriend.

His name is Dennis Terschels.

I saw this very mature guys say that I've probably been married, i have no kids, and I'm looking for a woman fifty and over.

He's got this amazing personality and you would see these messages that would just make my heart drop.

He's going to take me.

We're gonna get married.

Look at that, Battie.

Huh huh.

They got hot.

She is, dude, it's so.

I think it was something that I really really enjoyed.

Sharon was swept off her feet by look at the photo he sent her.

Look here, look, let's all inspect that photo.

That's a real photo.

That's not a photo shop bro Like.

Dude, he didn't even bother making the writing look like writing.

No, that's no, no, no.

My natural handwriting is comic sands MSS.

And I don't know why, but my real I'm a dead ringer from Marvin.

Heberger for some reason, or he Meyer for some reason.

Wow.

I fell in love with kill Dozer and he writes in comic sands MS.

Wow, he's everything I imagined in more.

Dennis good looks and charcoal.

Listen, baby girl, baby girl, you know I love you.

You know I love you.

All right, listen, I'm gonna need some more tempered steel from a kill Dozer, and I got to get these big slots.

And really it's the shipping for that.

Fits a lot of money.

Yeah, yeah, can you give me that I'll pay you back as soon as I'm done with my project.

Yeah, I got a with the guy your owns a hardware store didn't last forever.

Okay, So this guy's telling her that he needs money to go see her in person.

It would require because it of five thousand, two hundred dollars.

Yeah, sure, you want five thousand, two hundred dollars, you know, to.

Get all these paperwork and everything up and running.

It showed that it has gone through the five thousand, two hundred dollars.

Now, there's so much negativity going on with my family.

And look at her family, Jesus, look at her family.

Guys.

Yeah, I really want to I really want to be a part of this family.

I'm trying to understand how this is what led to this family.

This looks like every like this looks like a park in like Hialia or something.

It does, Zia.

No, it was a lot to have to deal with in the reality that they might be telling you the truth.

Join us on this episode of Scampish, we'll figure out the truth behind this Dennis profile.

So do you want to hear where the person is that you're actually talking to?

Lagos, Nigeria, Lagos.

Married, I have no kids, and I'm looking for a woman fifty and over.

Both my husband so much younger than men.

I thought, you know what I've missed up with it?

Can I can I help you guys out?

Ladies?

Pro tip, No one's looking for a woman fifty year older, so that should be a giveaway that you're probably getting taken.

Yeah.

No, a guy who's fifty doesn't.

Want a woman fifty year older.

He wants a woman in her like forties.

Yeah early, Yeah, like we're not none of us are going older or the same.

Yeah.

These messages that would just make my heart drop.

I've never seen somebody your age look so stunning, you know, and you're never going to age.

He was always very very complimentary because he did say, you have.

A mirror.

Because you look at a gypsy goblin.

He's going to take so we can get engaged.

I love every single one of these you'vehown me.

They always go.

He just said things that I liked to hear.

That's all it took, and then you send him five thousand dollars.

I wish I could get in on this action, bro, dude.

The problem is that here's the issue.

One hundred percent of the time.

The people in America who do this get caught because it's super easy to catch you here, and since they can't fucking get the people in India and Nigeria, they will fucking make an example out of you.

Yeah, but I mean, what if you just like, what if you just like, uh, don't lie about who you are and then you just like fake date these women and take their money, right, Like that's not a crime.

No, it's just being a black guy.

Yeah.

So I feel like guys, more guys in America should just be like fake dating these old ladies.

Look at these messages and it was just so deep.

So I think that was something that I you.

Just made this sadder.

It's like these women could go out there still get scammed, but at least get some dick.

Yeah, like you could get dicked down and lose.

These ones know, they don't even get the dick.

That's a really good point.

Okay, let's I just so sad.

I like to see you.

I'll dick down some old lady in the in the villages if she'll help me pay down my tax beef.

You know, all right, I just got to I always want to see it's Nigeria, you see.

So this guy's obviously good with technology basically, so what they.

Do, you don't need to be good.

Now, he's really good with technology.

He made an Instagram account and told.

You he loved you.

Wow, he's a hacker, elite hacker.

I'm in.

I made it into the mainframe.

They he hacked you.

He made a fucking profile and said nice dicks.

Hacker.

Oh my god, this guy is fucking We need to stop him before he hacks into the government.

The CIA should hire him before he does.

Create this playbook on how they're going to scam people.

They use the same images, a lot of the same photoshops.

Oh, by the way, something else, something else I found about these when they when they scam.

All, it really looks like they usual.

They usually steal the photos like ninety percent of the time.

I would say they steal the photos from gay guys instagrams.

Well, yeah, because gay guys are always very well put together and they seem like, you know what I mean.

They have older older gay guys like stay in shape.

But that's what I mean.

The older gay guys used to have a nice house and it They usually like their pictures are like, oh, this guy's living a good.

Life where the banking institutions and they have this whole way of how they get they're gonna scam people.

And what happens is.

These piss ship Oh I got some more of.

That us are stealing from these people.

I got some more of that for second hour story.

And they reuse this story all the time, and so they have people that are really good at communicating, and so they spend a lot of time.

You know, I want to money, but I want to use this guy's So these.

Banks that you're sending money to, these are money movers.

They receive money, they take a little bit of the money, and then they ford the money over to the person.

How great would it be?

Though, you do a romance scam but you pose as the social catfish guy.

Yeah, oh that's a good one.

You're talking to these please well, me and you sinked last week Sharon and we created.

Oh they had the same period.

Now wouldn't you be so ashamed?

Yeah, like to even admit this if this happened to you, would you go on a show and be like.

No, one hundred and seven thousand people that seen it already in two days, like I mean, I wouldn't do it.

We're together.

We made this tracker to look like a like a crypto redemption gift card.

And by the way, this genius hacker clicked.

It, didn't want to use it and saying no.

Well, he used it and he definitely tried to click on it.

And then we have three clicks from Nigeria, Lagos.

Nigeria, and Nigeria.

I don't even like guys.

So the actual person you're talking to is in Nigeria.

And they are leveraging people from different parts of the world.

They're leveraging people from Turkey, They're leveraging people from the UK, They're leveraging people from Ghana to try to scam.

Yeah, well now your money's Ghana.

Oh anyway, here's a different kind of fraud.

New details tonight on a valley woman who's stole millions to fund North Korea's nuclear program.

Ww okay, this virgie was telling me about this.

This story's nuts.

Tonight on a valley woman who's stole millions to fund North Korea's nuclear.

Program an American An American woman.

She helped the North Koreans gain access to US companies by setting up a bank of computers inside her home.

Taylor Wurtz joins me with more tonight, crazy story tailor.

Man, ma'am, if you're going to commit treason and pretty much throw you a lift ife away, you're gonna do it for North Korea, like I would understand, like Russia or like China, where it's like all right, at least I'm gonna go live there now like a fucking king.

But like North.

Korea and a federal judge has sent it's a.

Fat white woman.

Oh, I was gonna say, I thought you were talking about the news anchor.

I was like, not at all, but okay.

That meant to eight and a half years in prison for her role and a fraudulent scheme that assisted North Korea and generated income for their nuclear weapons program.

I feel like eight years is pretty light.

Unlike her her home in Litchfield Park, you never know what's going on behind closed doors, even in a name.

Maybe people are fucking or fisting or doing like weird sex stuff.

I peek through the windows to find out.

Neighborhood as normal looking as this one in Lichfield Park.

You know, we looked up at the crime statistics and saw that it was actually a quiet.

Neighborhood within white A white neighborhood, neighbor as unassuming as fifty year old Christina Chapman.

So I'm in the car.

But the FBI says Chapman helped bring in more than seventeen million dollars for herself and North Korea.

Con seventeen million dollars.

I want to know how this happened.

Firing in a scheme to defraud the US and its agencies.

This is a different type of fraud because this is an income stream going back to the North Korean regime to fund everybody in Phoenix retarded like Yeah got.

Was funding a K pop band.

The worst school in the worst school in the country is their best school, Arizona State University.

But I want to figure out what she did because I want us to build a laptop farm and make seventeen million and just not give any of it to North.

Korea program, which makes this that national security matter.

Between October twenty twenty and twenty twenty three, Chapman is said to have helped with Korean I T workers secure stolen identities of US citizens and.

Residents okay hold on to get them.

Remote jobs with US companies.

This is way deeper.

Even hosting the laptops have to do with everything home.

Okay, do you want me to explain it?

Sure, each one of those laptops is a relay to a person working in UH in North Korea, as.

Like that way, when that way they have i P America makes sense, That makes they have an Arizona i P and it looks like they're in America so they can get jobs.

Using those to get them remote jobs with US companies, even hosting a laptops so.

They're remote chats.

They're getting paid.

Wild working for American companies and getting paid to this bitch's bank accounts.

And probably also stealing a shipload of fucking secrets and stuff.

This is this, wait for it, fucking crazy.

This is like some fucking Tom Clancy shit.

And why is it even people that are involved in sophisticated seventeen million dollar scams still live like this?

Bitch?

You live like this.

You have seventeen million dollars.

Steing a laptop farm in her home where she received and hosted the company.

Oh look how many these computers.

So the employees she was helping would appear to be in Arizona.

The companies thought they were hiring Americans when they are looking at their logs and seeing the ipaddress is coming back to somewhere in the US.

The system say that is right.

More than ninety laptops were seized from Chapman's home.

The scheme impacted more than three hundred US companies, ranging from a television network to an aerospace and defence manufacturer.

Rules an aerospace and defense manufacturer.

And compromised more than sixty identities of American citizens.

At A lady in Litchfield Park, Arizona, could be right, I need a laptop farm on behalf of the North Korean government.

I think that is the first shocking, but it also shows that this can happen anywhere in the US.

Chapman post, Can.

I give credit to North Korea?

Smart?

Smart?

That was smart and frequently on TikTok showing laptops in the background.

My clients are going crazy.

Her posts getting more emotional after her arrest in twenty twenty three.

Just look at look at the filters she put on.

You know what she really look like?

You might be going in my favorite.

Did you hear it?

Did you hear it?

We all heard it?

Did we hear it?

We all heard it.

Hey man, I gotta be honest with you.

I mean, we do joke about the chirps and then not paying attention to your smoke detector.

But if you're going to run Wonder laptops in your house, I would probably get a smoke detect.

I have probably one surge protector.

Yeah, I mean, if you're triggering the fucking circuit breaker box like once.

A day, I would probably get a smoke detector battery.

It's not a bad idea.

Something might be going in.

My favorite.

Chapman's former neighbors say, it's.

Almost like she paused for the chirp.

It was perfect.

Look at the kazogas on this one though, for real, Damn girl, too bad that face is attached.

That face ain't great, but those tits are fucking fat flastic.

They don't make up for the face.

It's made them think twice about the bits like she was born in the city of Er.

The house neighbors two houses down, that.

One neolithic as jaw line for real, cradle of civilization, looking ass, bitch, You got an underbyte, that big old underbyte.

Hey buddy, maybe take some of the work you did on you and transfer that to.

She Yeah, no, she needs he needs a head beginning surgery.

Like his head's tiny.

Yeah, we need to take some of the parts off her face and put him on his Yeah.

We need to rearrange these people.

Ooh, face off.

Maybe they'll look better at each other.

Hey, at least, at the very least, we'll get an an excage in the mix.

I said.

Some of those North Korean workers even try to get jobs at government agencies, but were thankfully discovered Chapman.

From your Mouth is Skeletal.

Dhs irs and SSA while playing her part in it.

And Taylor to Chapman express any remorse for anything, Yeah.

Brian, She actually wrote a letter to the judge expressing some remorse, but she had a lot more to say.

Take a look, she said, in part, when I got this job, I was looking for a job that was Monday through Friday that would allow me to be present from my mom on the weekends at her property where I lived.

The area where we lived didn't provide for a lot of job opportunities that fit what I needed.

I also thought that the job was allowing me to help others.

She even, I think I just thought being being in an international spy was better.

I'll bet you.

I'll bet you though, And to be honest with you, like this bitch definitely.

Knew she was doing something underhanded.

Yeah.

I don't even think she realized, like what the fuck she was doing?

No, you know, there's.

Yeah, chaos on an American Airlines fly.

Sorry, here is.

Chaos on an American Airlines fly from Phoenix to San Francisco.

A passenger gets caught vaping on the plane and then.

Does, yeah, but here, check this out.

Here's why.

It's an apology from the flight attendant.

So the two got into a screaming match, and the passenger admits to vaping in the restroom, but says that he quote only took one puff.

A video of the incident is now going viral.

Take a look.

I was actually sitting on the plant.

By the way.

A couple of things are true.

You shouldn't you're gonna You shouldn't vape on a plane because if you get caught, they will get really pissed at you and you might get kicked off.

However, that being said, vaping on a plane literally does nothing.

It wouldn't affect anything, it wouldn't do anything.

It is water, vapor would not fuck up anything in the plane.

No, we'll be fine.

It's I gonna go into anything.

Everything's fine, okay, Cause I mean is when you make fucking coffee up front of the steam, what is.

That fuck up the plane?

Shut the fuck up?

Like I'm come on, I get in, but shut out.

And also Royce can sit there and pretend like he and I don't both hit fapes.

Of course, of course, there's a way to do it in the bathroom, because they're all looking at you.

That's the way to have all the attention on you.

I do one of these, I go okay, and then go pro move.

All right, you know what I am.

I'm I'm the bag guy.

I do the bag move.

I pull up my bag and then I start digging for stuff and I.

And then I keep digging, and then I.

Go inside the bag and I iron lung it till there's like nothing left, and then right, and then I get my little fucking charger out put it back, and then nobody knows what you're doing.

There's a way to do it.

If you get up and go to the.

Bathroom and start blasting out clouds, They're gonna be like what, all right, I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.

My rig makes fucking sick clouds.

I got a good coils, bro got good coils.

I'm sorry, but I got fucking my rig.

My rig is sick.

It's a sick rig.

Yeah, you fucking rip a fat vape cloud and you go.

I'm sorry.

I thought this plane was meant to handle the clouds.

Yeah.

But honestly, like I I just don't like especially when I'm on a plane.

Yet.

Would I love to just like get a good rip of a vape.

Sure, But like to me, it's just maintenance.

I need nicotine.

It's been a few hours.

I don't need a huge puff though.

I just need a couple of little just to get that.

That bare baseline minimum amount of nicotine back in my system, and then I'm fine.

I don't need to just be faith in the whole flight.

But when I'm at that halfway point, I'll just.

That's not true.

Man.

On a Spirit flight, and Spirit flights they actually let you have a vaping competition, They actually let you cloud tricks.

They actually let me smoke TUNCHI on the plane back pretty crazy.

Well, I actually popped out like a cartoon of vape cloud to look at a bullseye and then I shot a vape arrow at it.

It was so cool.

Everyone thought it was cool.

Yeah.

On Spired Airlines, now, if you look at the menu, they'll just sell you backwards.

No, they will, honestly, they will sell you.

It's crazy.

And they even give you a little bag to empty it out.

On Spirit Airlines, in first class, they roll blunts for you.

The big front seat.

You imagine if Spirit Airlines just embraced what they really were, I'd actually be fun.

Then you didn't do it, like.

All right, yeah we're rolling guys, Please don't light your blunts until the airplane seats are off, until the seatbelt lights are off.

Okay, let's be responsible.

And also, if you guys want, we're gonna be bringing around a complimentary Hennessy and we got seven o tabs from the gas station too, if anybody wants to get lit.

And and.

You know everybody, I'm like, yeah, damn dog, this shit is hot.

Just playing fucking black line dancing music in the back out of a blown out speaker that I she sounds awesome.

I would that sounds fun now right.

Care, Yes, I'm sorry about that.

You put your hands on me.

She just put her hands on the seat.

Yeah, I hate you.

I hate everyone in this because I I really do think the flight attendant's also making this into a a you know, yeah cool sky sky waitress with a fucking badge attitude.

Hey look look what's Gluey goes to He has an Arizona State shirt on.

Yes, she did.

She put her hands on these teat yep, i'd you put my vote?

Man?

You think the Asian?

Do you really think the Asian who could only get into ASU isn't going to be an absolute fucking degenerate.

Yeah, he's gonna be a piece of shit.

Yeah.

He looks like a Tokyo drift Asan, Like he would have stickers on his fucking Honda.

Yeah, he's got a car with a body kid on it.

He's one of those people that in twenty twenty five still has like a flow Master loud like can which, by the way.

I saw one of those guys like us the other day on I four on a shitty ass like Honda Civic and it was like the car was just making fart noises.

What's not cool were the wheels like pivoted out because it was so lower to be seen.

Those that this one wasn't.

But I know what you're talking about.

You're like, well, that's probably not great for your suspension.

I'm not assuming.

I don't know, you know, But all right, so we have to talk about dildo gate and the WNBA.

It happened again.

I know it was awesome.

People aren't happy.

There's there's this distraction I guess, if you will, of what's happening in some of the arenas around the league with regard to the look.

The only reason people talk about the w NBA are two things in this order, Caitlin Clark and dildos.

Yeah, you're finally getting ratings, disruption of someone.

You combine those two things, you'll get a lot of ratings.

He was on to the court.

Obviously, you guys know what the object is.

Well, no, no, no, no, say it?

What is it?

What is it?

Lesbians aren't allowed to say the word dildo.

Did you know that?

And I just want to comment on this has been going on for centuries.

I'm sorry, people have been throwing dildos at women for centuries, specifically at the WNBAH.

The sexualization of women.

Yeah, huh, man, I don't think that.

First off, half these holes are doing bikini shoots, So shut the fuck up.

Yeah, have you seen Sophie Cunningham?

That bitch is a thought?

Oh I have seen Sophie cunning Thank.

God this is the latest version of that.

Yeah, okay, guess what, it doesn't matter.

If you want your sports to survive, you're going to need men, So it doesn't matter what you say.

Any guy that doesn't think this is funny is not a guy in my opinion, Like, this is just funny.

And it's not funny.

No, it's hilarious, and it should not.

Be the bug of jokes on any radio shows.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Did you hear that?

Mersh We're not allowed to make fun of it, and it should not be.

The bug of jokes on any radio shows or in the bin print or.

In any comments.

Really, wow, fucking bad lady.

Guess what not only are we gonna keep commenting on it more?

Dildos are a comming.

Lady, that's right, that's right.

Now, might as well start playing fucking basketball and helmets ladies.

Yeah, because honestly, honestly, there's now good money on these.

Okay, now there's there's a money making prospect.

Okay, there's gonna be more.

You shouldn't be talking.

I'm gonna talk about whatever I want.

Dildo's being thrown on the court is fucking hilarious, by the way.

I remember when I was young and the Panthers.

That was the year the rat with the Panthers, when they were throwing like the rubber rats every time the Panthers scored a goal.

That's when we lost the color Our Avalanche in the Stanley Cup finals.

But everyone was throwing the fucking rats on there.

Nobody was bitching.

Everyboe thought it was funny.

Shit the fuck up.

Yeah, they're throwing dildos out there.

You want you want to know why because whoever these heroes are and their fucking heroes are trying to make the sport more tolerable.

Okay, because you women, you're just proving by the way, every time some woman talks and is mad about this, they just prove while we need to throw more dildos out there, we have to, we have to throw more dildos out there.

The sexualization of women, well, it'll happen.

It's happening, This is now going to keep happening forever.

Is what's used to hold women down, and this is no different this is just its late at school.

Really because it kind of feels like the best woman player on your fucking entire in your entire league.

Other women are beating the fucking shit out of well, not as much as they used to.

That's because now our girl Sophie's out there, so we gotta you know, now we got two white girls basically taking on every black girl.

And for after this, I sent you something and there's something else that I hope becomes a trend.

Someone.

Mm hmm.

This is the greatest thing I think.

We'll see.

Just watch what someone did.

This is recent apparently her eyes out for the yep, we're gonna keep our eyes out for the body cam.

Okay, let him cook, Okay.

Me and my main brow Mica.

Sometime remember Hiroshima she put that on It's a Small World.

That's awesome.

Ho fuck, Now wait a minute, is this like an activist that did this or was this just to be funny?

I don't know.

Yeah, there's no whether or not to.

Like, we'll figure it out.

I've got a detail.

May have gotten banned.

No, you're never coming back here, so I I yeah, like this is one of those where I need to know where this was coming from before.

I'm on your side.

If that was done for activist reasons, I love it's done for community reasons.

It's fucking funny.

I would have laughed at it either way.

I would have if I thought it's a small world and I saw that.

I would have that.

Is it is funny?

I mean, you're right, you're right.

It's probably I'm guessing for gay reasons because a woman did it.

If it was for funny reasons, a man would have done it.

We could all agree on that.

Yeah.

And also, ma'am, why are we so we're remembering Hiroshima?

But like fuck Nagasaki?

Is that what we're yes?

Is that where we're going with this?

Yeah?

So can we skip to the good part?

On social media, a growing number of influencers taking viewers inside with their call a hot new travel destination Afghanistan.

All right, you know it's funny though.

Honestly, if there's one thing I learned from like watching Lord Miles, is that the Taliban is kind of learning from like Israel and shit if is if you let influencers go to Afghanistan and nothing bad happens to him, it just makes them look good.

So they've actually been.

You can actually arrange, like we could do this.

We could arrange to go to Afghanistan with the Taliban and they will let us go there and.

Shit, and they will like protect us while we're there as.

Long as we don't say anything bad about Afghanistan and as long as we push their propaganda like any other country.

They're actually pretty chill.

Well, I have to hang up with dudes with aks on the back of trucks and shit.

I don't know if you watch that dude, Sonny worst food reviews ever guy, he's the one with the headband that has a food reviews like you know, he goes to different McDonald's and stuff like that.

Anyway, he just went he just did what you just said.

He went to Afghanistan with permission from the Taliman and he actually did like a food thing and all this shit.

So I mean, yeah, it's pretty smart.

You know.

I would like I would do.

We would fit in great there.

We just go to Afghanistan, be like hell yeah, bro, fucking gays and women no rights.

Let's go fist bamp.

What's up boys?

How are we doing?

We see that?

Listen, Royce really wants to see that gym.

You guys good military equipment.

Some like all Royce would want I want a picture in that gym.

We just want to picture in that gym doing the fucking leg curls with your arms.

That would be so funny.

I would have to do that, yeah.

Steven, suggesting limitations on female travelers in the Taliban ruled nation are overblown.

A country is not a sum of its politics.

It's a sum of so much more.

It's a some of its culture, it's history, it's food, and especially in Afghanistan, it's people.

But the situation much different for everyday Afghan women.

You in referred to the situation in Afghanistan under the Taliban as a situation of gender apartheid.

Especially when the Taliban basically just learned after nine to eleven, they realized they fucked up.

This Biden just pulling out and giving them all our weapons and money and shit.

This is like a second chance for the Taliban, and they're like learning, like the cartels learned, we can oppress and murder and do whatever the fuck we want to other Afghanis and nobody'll give a fuck.

But do not touch Americans.

Just do not kill any Americans.

They'll leave us alone.

Dude, and they're learning.

Even the Taliban is updating its corporate charter in twenty two.

Right, the hands off the American influencers.

Okay, let's get them back on the fucking plane in one piece, and we won't have fucking Tomahawk missiles raining down on us in a few months.

We can still oppress our own women and just shoot people in the fucking streets.

That's all fine.

They just have to be either Pakistani or Afghanistan's Afghani.

It's a US withdrawal from the country four years ago.

No high school, no university, basically the Talibans trying to systematically erase women from public life.

No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Here's what really happened, you, lying, fucking horror.

What really happened is that before the US involvement in there, because all that women going to school and all that shit only started happening when the US had active control that place, and of course, through USA it and all that stuff was trying to force that stuff upon a population that.

Didn't actually want it.

And I'm not talking about the Taliban, I'm talking about normal Afghanis.

Didn't want that in their life, and the US was trying to force it down their fucking throats, even though guess what, not everybody is like America or wants to be America.

I know, that's fucking crazy, right.

And now the moment the American influence left, the country started going back to what it used to be even before the Taliban, which was like, women don't know drive, women don't go to school.

Sorry, that's what we believe.

Because no matter how hard you try, unless you you keep your the American soldiers there with fucking like you said, tomahawk missiles, these countries are gonna revert back to what they want to be.

And there's nothing you could fucking do about that.

You could try and try and try, but they're gonna they want to be this way.

And guess what, some of the women wanted to be this way too.

I know that, I know that you can't say that, but they do.

They do.

They like it.

Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the end of the day, you're right, it's it's especially in the Middle East.

Culturally, they love a good strong man.

That's just how they've always been.

They like a good fucking dude with a strong beard or a mustache.

Who's like, I will fucking kill you you don't do what I say.

They culturally are attracted to that.

They're not like, ooh, French and Greek democracy.

Is so they don't like that shit.

They like a dude with.

A mustache lobbing fucking chemical missiles at the people next door.

And that's what they like.

And if they like it, let them have it.

That's always been my thing, like, let them have it.

Why are you trying to force something on these people?

Should be not involved in any one of these wars?

And if America is any bit at the fucking country it thought it was, we would be sleasily selling weapons to every single country in the Middle East and making a fucking killing in the markets, but not involving ourselves and not giving weapons away.

I'm talking just selling weapons.

Oh I'm sorry Iran, Israel.

You guys got beef.

Well, it's an open market.

Who wants to buy what?

I just let them kick that no others.

Is that's what America should be doing.

Guys.

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I hope to see you guys there all right and there we hope they show up.

Probably not.

I don't want to have a party when nobody shows.

Up, So see youse.

Uh well, let's go ahead and let's go to Hogsbreath Salloon's if we take a little break and come back.

Let's just do whatever you want to do.

I guess sounds good.

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Simon and.

Sad.

At least it's a good guy playing.

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You ever thought about eating your guitar?

No, not once.

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People up front are really having fun though.

Yeah, everybody's paying attention to them.

We do this, baby, I'm looking.

I'm just staring at that, dumb bitches, Pharrell.

Hat Hey, there's a rooster up there.

Yeah, it's just typical Florida ship.

There's just roosters wandering around everywhere.

Like in my neighborhood in Ebor City, Like there's just fucking wild chickens.

Yeah, fucking my neighbors have some chickens.

And there's this one chicken that there's this one hand that just decided fy on niggas and she does her own thing now and she be roosting like the bushes, like down the street.

It's funny as ship, dude.

Every once in the dog and there's just a fucking chicken hanging out in the bushes.

Vote out the bushes.

Remember that they're always fucking up my yard because like everybody has grass and I have like the pine bar as my landscaping, so the chickens always fuck my shit up because.

It's way easier to dig for bugs in the pine bar it.

Yeah, it just has more bugs too, so they just.

Fling it all over the place.

And I'm like, I always know when the chickens came by.

You know what's weird is that if you were to listen to summers when we first started the edgy boys and being edgie boys and now I just like have bird feeders and we're talking about when the good time to see chickens come up?

And it's like, Jesus Christ, what happened to us?

Man?

This got old?

I don't know.

This guy's been singing auld start.

Should we get a Howard Stern a wig?

You think.

We should both get?

You want to you want to just slip go totally liberal too?

Yeah, let's dude, right now, we terfect time we pivot and go Howard's turning away super liberal.

Oh you have the best excuse too, because you'd be like, look, man, we were conservative until you know that guy Trump came in and like really showed us the ugly side of the party.

I mean, I feel like we said nigger a lot so that would be a problem.

Bro.

I've been on YouTube for a total of two nights now, and I have been like walking a tightrope.

You've been doing good.

I've been spending but I spent much time on Rumble.

It's like there's been like three times now Royce where Mercier's almost read my comment and then like in the chat and then stopped himself and been like, no, we can't do that.

You're a perpetual problem.

Like dropping an excell on Daywave the other day.

I'm sorry, I didn't, did I You could say, fact, Oh yeah I did.

I remember that.

Yeah, I was.

I was watching the video the other day of Doctor Till when he had Roots Calhoun on and Roots just drops an f slur like.

Hard, and I was watching it.

I was back on YouTube, and I'm like, oh, disavow, Yeah, we don't like that kind of language.

Not over here anyway.

We're back, We're back, We're back.

Oh yeah, Calhoun, that's fucking liar.

It's pretty bad over here, dude.

Yeah, you might lose me, dude.

I was, oh, no, start let me.

Uh said, let's let's do this before we get We got to some stuff before we go to spectrum stuff.

I want to get to it as much as everybody else does.

But we have to wait a second.

A man is facing multiple felony charges.

This is a trio Ikuan Harral, Miami Police say he dragged an officer with a three wheel motorcycle while trying to get away from a traffic stop in Little Is.

There anything blacker than those three wheel motorcycles you know, time of those slingshot cars?

Yeah, so are you talking about, like not the trike?

It's not like the one like remember like the old man and sons of Vana on the way around the ones that have two wheels in the front and only one in the back.

You see them at like all the beach towns.

Oh, that's retarded.

I've never seen that.

Yeah you have, dude, I promise you, I'm gonna show you.

Yeah, dude, you've been at V board.

You've seen one.

Was the cop like attached to the motorcycle or because like I would just I don't know.

Let go talking about their like those car looking things look all right?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, I hate those fucking things.

Think there you go.

I actually found the most obnoxious.

These are all over and they're loud and they're fucking terrible.

And if you live by any beach town you've seen this.

Yeah, yeah, we we have them and they and you.

And the thing is they blast music too, but it's like there's no fucking no and the speakers.

Are like facing out.

Aren't they called sling shots?

Yeah, oh that's one brand of there's a couple now.

Well, I mean that's like, yeah exactly, but that's basically the name.

Like yeah, oh my god, way.

It's way, way worse in Florida too, because you guys like here in Virginia Beach with at least here in Virginia Beach, they can't have like the speakers facing out.

They can't have like the fucking LEDs and all that dumb ship and all the fucking underglow.

Like it's they're toned down, but it's still fucking obnoxio.

And three thousand was up to yo, dog, I heard you like tricycles, so we made your car tricycle.

Basically, god, this's the time would be happening on South Beach.

Hey dog, we heard you like making everybody in the neighborhood listening to your music, so we turned your car free will Bluetooth speaker with led lights.

But it's not that all the beach towns now have for you could rent them to.

Look like you said, look where the speakers are.

They're like right, they're outside, so like they're blood, they're gonna blast out.

It's the worst.

And there's like there's no more decorum in any of these beach towns.

Like no, there's no more like the South Beach used to be, like, yeah, it was lit, it was party, but like you wouldn't just be drying around blasting your music outward at people and like fucking smoking blunt like you know what I mean.

There used to be a time where they go, look, you know, party but within fucking reason around.

Yeah, now they're blasting an N word.

Do you do you guys have the white counterpart to these, I'm sure you do.

The ones where they have like the big like overhang and it's like a it's like a it looks like a giant golf cart and they blast music and ship out of them.

No, I'll tell you what we do have a lot of if going by Tampa or anybody, the beach towns, we have those pontoon boats that are basically tiki bars where it's a bar and uh yeah, it's fun.

Those are cool.

Those are cool.

We have that.

The other the white people here in Florida, for the most part, if you see them, they're usually in huge trucks doing like the black smoke diesel fucking bullshit.

That's usually what you get here.

Yeah, that's usually the white people, should hear.

You don't really see.

I don't really see as many Harley's as I used to.

I think those people are kind of dying off.

I know, Harley sales are going down to.

So yeah, I'm saying I'm seeing a lot more like the you know, the newer motorcycles, like the Ninjas.

The sports bikes, sports bikes.

Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Man.

Uh all right, let's do this.

Something unprecedented is happening in Puerto Rico.

Where they did they balance their audio because you guys didn't.

Their budget something?

Wow, something unprecedented has happened in Puerto Rico.

What are they behaving?

Did nobody get stabbed today?

Oh?

Oh, I'm sorry?

Were they quiet for five minutes?

Did they actually distribute the donations from hurricane relief this time?

Yeah?

I know, fucking seriously, did did every part of the country have power for one full day?

Yeah, did they actually fall in love with a white man?

Did they stop fucking playing despasy until we know?

It's from there?

Big a star, Bad Bunny is putting the island on the map as one of the hottest The.

Island is on the map.

It's on the map every map.

Bad Bundy is putting the island on the map as one of the hottest global destinations this summer.

And he man, I've been on a cruise, dude, and the only part that's nice is San Juan Barely.

It's not just causing a cultural phenomenon.

His residency could be shaping the future of the island's struggling economy.

Why would it be struggling.

It's filled with Puerto Ricans.

Jesus, here's Christian Dela Rosa.

On an island.

Puerto Rican's notoriously good with their finances.

From hurricanes, blackouts and a bankrupt economy.

This is something big, It's a historical events.

Global Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunnies summer residency in his homeland is now open to fans from around the world.

Where he's coming from.

I mean Mexico, from California, I said it.

Your tickets to the first show.

She what she said was from Columbia.

Yeah, she's translating for you.

We're reserved only for residents of Puerto Rico.

Nowcot Rico, how locals are expecting hundreds of thousands will be pouring into the small island over the next and.

The locals chat says, Royce acs like he hates Puerto Ricans, for Voyager is his favorite star trek with the fucking equa Klingon, and I hate her.

She's the worst part.

But Lota touris fucking sucks, though.

The record fucking voyagers On any one's favorite, so stop it.

But you know, you know, you don't blame Belona Torres for how she is because you don't have to remember that half of her is some sort of thoughtless monster that lives in like some sort of old world, and the other one is a klingon.

So you have to be you have to very understanding.

The fucking kling on part is a more reasonable part of that Puerto Rican menace.

I'm still saying I take more exception with the fact that he said your favorites Voyager.

It's not anybody's favorite.

I really like Voyager Generation Next Generation is the best overall star Trek.

I said that forever period.

I said, the best captain is Jane Way.

Yeah, oh yeah, no, she is the best captain.

But the best show is Next Generation because obviously, but my, but my, my favorite captain will be Janeuakers that bit you to Gibb a fuck.

Is Tom Parris the best hot shot pilot?

Yes, because the only other war technically is the.

Guy from Enterprise a better hot shot pilot.

Oh?

He was great rated by the way, underrated character.

He sounded just like George W.

Bush and looked just like George W.

Bush.

What was his name?

Buck?

But anyway, Uh that was great man.

It's got Bacula underrated.

Great captain Captain Archer Wruld two.

Yeah, I never really watched Ard Price.

I was just happy Backula was working again.

It's good for you.

Me too, me too.

I really grabbing it, grabbing that bag.

The Next Generation seasons one and two is still rough as no.

No, no.

Season one is rough.

Season two is fine.

Listen the exact moment the Next Generation gets good as the moment Riker grows a beard.

That's exactly the moment he did the first season, there's no beard.

As soon as you grew a beard, I was like, all right, now we got a show.

Now we're cooking.

Now we're cooking a few weeks to see.

The Latin music icon in Concerto how he's affectionately known here, sings to his balancing beats in Spanish.

Well, yeah, he's in Puerto Rico.

His lyrics soft and ricey also allude to the at times harsh realities.

Of living here.

The thirty one year old becoming an ambassador of his culture, elevating traditional Hewado peasant dresses and straw hats or pallas.

That's okay.

See, I don't know what any of those things are.

It's just Puerto Rican LARPing.

Symbols of Puerto Rican pride.

I just love what he stands for.

It's about, you know, people, unity and culture.

It can bring people a lot of emotion, even if if they don't understand Spanish.

Local projections show basically you don't speak Spanish.

Didn't see will inject two hundred and fifteen million dollars to the island's economy.

Which will be immediately blown away in its corruption.

See until you fix the corruption.

It doesn't matter if you pump trillions of dollars into the island, it's not going to where it needs to go.

And create over two thousand temporary jobs.

It's going to create Hold on, I'm gonna make sure we read that correctly.

It's going to create two thousand jobs.

It's going to create two thousand temporary jobs.

That is the short term impact Puerto Rican econom As Hosek.

Says, this Jose Caraaio Couecto, Jesus fucking Christ, the most Puerto Rican name I've ever heard, and to hear his name again mean.

Pact Puerto Rican economy, as Hoseo caaia Coueto.

It's residency shows real economic potential.

You create these residents, people who start serving Puerto Rico as a potential venue for other type of residents.

Or only Puerto Ricans would do that, only only in Puerto Rican will be successful there.

Okay, Garth Brooks can have a residency in Puerto Rico, It's probably not gonna go over well, okay.

For another type of shows.

How I say it, Puerto Rico is the Silicon Valley of the music in Spanish, a.

Bubble that's about to pop.

Like that merce frows, which means I'm assuming that that power outage got him.

Oh damn.

And one businessman, Nico Coga and opened the fa A venue across the street.

From that's the Factory of Rhythm.

At Bunny's residency, to promote local artists just getting started.

Bunny is somewhere here.

Has but besides the economic foods, the mass influx of visitors is raising concerns.

So for a.

Potential strain on local resources.

Puerto Rico's governor recently declared a state of emergency over water.

They realized they were Puerto Rico.

The holy fuck.

She woke up and she was like, holy fuck, we're in Puerto Rico.

Oh my god, guys calling calling be Like, guys, guys were calling him.

Listen, did you do you guys know we're in Puerto Rico because we need to fucking solve this.

Well, she's Puerto rican so she'd be on a speakerphone on a train.

But she'd be like, say what you will about by say what you will about Puerto Rico.

Man bad.

Bunny's uh tourist thing clearly worked because Mercy is on his way.

You just had to go for outages the island still facing issues with its power.

Great, they should not be worried.

Hotels that were our main concern were served.

They should come enjoy the concert, enjoy the island.

Maybe you should enjoy less food.

There's enough fat Puerto Ricansas.

We spoke to say.

They want outsiders to listen.

Listen, say whatever you want about fat Joe.

He might be a potential kid toucher or groomer.

Actually if you listen to that song.

But at least he lost weight.

Joy.

But they also wants this is, by the way, this is.

Your average Puerto Rican woman.

I just want you to see them.

There you go, there's your average Puerto Rican woman.

Yankees cap probably yeah, yeah, hey.

Look at these hotties.

Also want.

Puerto Ricans want respect.

I have they tried not being Puerto Rican.

It's not that hard, dude.

You could just not you could.

That's all it takes.

You Just stop it.

Watch.

I'm gonna pretend I'm for Puerto Rican.

Make sure you get respect.

Ask me where I'm from.

Where are you from?

I'm Cuban boom.

Immediately respected, Immediately I'm respected again.

You're asking for something to not rise and set.

Yeah, exactly, I'm telling you I can't.

Yeah, that's how you get respect.

Honestly, Literally watch watch watch in perto Rican.

Here he is the greatest merchant the you.

I figured I figured it.

Wedding said, I know, I know.

I'm looking out my window too.

I see it.

I see it.

Uh that's what I feel.

What it's said is I actually my power just slightly blanked and everything was fine except the router.

Except the router.

The router fucking had to reset.

I was like, shit, yeah, now, I was just trying to explain to Puerto Ricans how to get respect.

So here you go, virgin me try again right now.

Okay, have they tried not being Puerto Rican?

That's literally the joke.

Watch it again.

I'm gonna do it right now.

Watch.

I'm gonna pretend I'm Puerto Rican.

Dude, ask me where I'm from?

Where are you from?

Spain?

Just lie?

If they if they knew ship, they wouldn't be Puerto Rican.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

It's literally what the same joke ever hed.

It's the best line in the departy The parted such a shitty movie.

But then one line when he's like, if they knew ship, they wouldn't be Puerto Rican.

I don't know why.

I love that line, sir.

They should come and enjoy the culture, enjoy the island Bourriquas.

We spoke too.

They want outsiders to enjoy all these batties.

Dude, I was showing these batties like these batties.

Yeah, hell yeah.

But they also want respect.

We are not the United States, like we are technically territory, but we are our own today.

Since we're not the United States what we are technically, then you are.

But I get it.

You're Puerto Rican people were not to be controlled, not to be controlled.

Can we just give them independence?

I just feel like we don't.

We've tried nothing.

We've tried.

They don't want it.

Oh that's right.

They always vote against it.

They vote against being their own thing because that.

But also we've tried to make a mistake.

They also don't want it.

They want exactly what they have now is residency.

Eat that key.

It means I don't want to leave from here, bad money.

It's the title.

I don't want to leave this place.

It speaks to the wave of Bourriqua was forced to leave.

Her island because of work or because of lack of people have to leave, and then they.

Move to Osceola County, to Casimi, to Saint Cloud and.

Then Bootleg Disney merchandise m hm.

And then they make it hell for all the people that were living there before because they had a hurricane.

So now Oceola County was corrupt.

That's great, that's fun for me.

It's fun for me.

Brayfield says.

The concerts theme seeks to her pain.

My kids live in California.

It's very far away.

You live your life saying goodbyes all the time.

She and her family recently reuniting to witness the iconic moment, and she even made her own baba for the show.

Yeah Bad Bunny's residency ends in mid September.

One of his most famous songs speaks.

To the power issue there.

Puerto Rico has had two island white blackouts so far this year.

During our visit, we got unprecedented access to the island's power grade.

Was weird that the gate was open and we were just able to like walk in.

I don't even know.

I didn't even ask permissions.

I could have shut the entire island's grid down if they I mean, I didn't, But I'm just saying I could have.

You know, we went to the director's office and there was a stray dog in his chair.

I mean, I don't know.

So, yeah, we got him presidented.

Access with the honesty wasn't hard.

We didn't even ask, dude.

One time one time.

You know those shitty rubble ads that come on like all of them, Yeah, the shitty a Island.

Well, I called I don't know, man, I saw my creator pay out.

Sorry, I called one of the numbers on him, and like I called like six different ones and they all went back to the same two chicks working in a call center in Puerto Rico, and there was a dog barking in the background, and I asked her if it was her dog, and She's like, no, they're just there's just dogs.

Bro.

I had to call my bank.

I had to call my banks like today, and it was you know what I've noticed, there's there's not a lot of Indian call says anymore Filipino call centers.

Dude, everyone I've called it been Filipinos, Filipino, Filipino, Filipino.

I mean that's kind of an improvement.

No, it is.

It is an improvement, I will say, but I'm saying it's just funny because I know exactly.

I know they're Philippine.

I knew you were Filipino right away because of frozen.

Morons out there that watched fake news.

Yes, wrote me like, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, No, I didn't hear that.

Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe it was a different sound.

Morons out there that watched fake news.

One guy wrote me like, where's your Bugatti?

Ha ha ha.

It's like, dude, it's right here.

I'm gonna explain to you why this that throwing his car in his garage.

Well, there was a portion of that phone call that I made with the dealer that I didn't put out, and I left it in my back pocket because.

I knew what, oh what, oh god, he's the best.

I fucking love this.

Dude's gonna see.

The problem is he st I'm playing chess and these assholes are playing checkers.

In that portion, which I'm gonna play it for you.

Turkish assassin up in this base.

This guy's hilarious.

And even if that isn't his hair, you know it's the good hair plugs.

If he's Turkish, let's it go.

Think he knows this.

Peggy Watson that piece of ship.

He can't even drive stick that ass the Golden Day.

Besides, he runs around town with personal bitch.

Yo, Is this his car?

Is that his car?

Yeah?

I think so beautiful?

Oh dude, he has a Shelby GT five hundred.

Oh see he's got like he's actually got like oh see, he's actually got like a cool guy.

Flash beautiful.

Is pristine, nice?

Nice.

But that's the thing car if you're gonna get a fuck you car, like that's a less pretentious like like you can't like to me, really you can't explain how much money you spent on a Bugatti and it being worth it and like other supercars.

But like a Shelby GT is an expensive.

Car that at least as a man, you go, oh man.

But it goes fast though, and I think it's fucking fun.

That's a fun car.

But let me explain the difference right now, that shall be a muscle car.

Yeah, it's beautiful, but here's the thing.

It'll run you about eighty k No.

That's what I'm saying.

It's it's it's I'm an expensive car, but it's not.

Like it's not three million, three million.

It's a cool guy money car.

Here's a good example.

If you get a scratch on it, you'll be pitched, don't get me wrong.

But it's still a Mustang, so it's gonna be the same pain as a cheap Mustang you get to fix.

He's pretty cheap.

You know, I'm not.

I'm just saying, like, that's a beautiful car.

I like that car.

I know, I know.

I'm a mark for Mustangs.

I've always liked him.

But Shelby GT.

Five hundred's beautiful.

But it's also not like you'll see those on the street.

There's not ten in the world, you know.

See, I'm the opposite.

I can't stand mustangs.

However, Shelbyes are like, Okay, that's not a regular Mustang.

Thing's nice.

A friend of my dad's, who fucking has just shitloads of money, has his original mock one that he bought when he was sixteen.

Those are nice and.

He's added it.

He's had it in the garage since he was sixteen.

You know, my dream car that I always wanted to this day is also a Shelby, but it's specifically the one from eleanor from Gone in sixty Seconds.

That that that was that classic, beautiful, fucking.

Car every bus egg, but there are sub bust eggs that are like fucking there there, God, that one is.

Beautiful man's car.

No, he can't even drive stick to asshole.

He runs around, which I guarantee you his Shelby stick.

Bitchy morons out there that watched fake news not this asshole again.

Did you see the star.

Did you see the starring Peggy Watson?

Ye?

Dude, I'm telling you, man, I like this guy because you know, he could have just taken the lazy route, yeah, and done his little like commentary videos like everyone else on the internet does.

The guy's like actually making like mini films, like he's like like he's like John Wick going after this guy, and it just fucking rules.

It's such a unique way of doing this kind of content.

But also it does all of his own editing.

Yeah, you can tell he does.

He does.

I was just about to fucking leave.

Got right, dude, it's right here.

It's twelve forty eight on Wednesday.

Eastern fake news.

He's not watching your fake news.

Piece of shit.

I really like this dude a lot.

Like he's fun, he knows what he's doing.

I just love that he does.

His content presents it like it's a film.

Yeah, I love that sit.

That micro endowed bougie bitch piece of shit was caught.

Trying to hide his most prized possession of his life, the thing that defines his whole existence, his whole image on social media, and the thing that matches his whole life, Orange purses, Orange watches.

Yo.

I was watching a video today on Daywave and it was just what's what was that guy's name?

PESSI again, the Toronto guy that they went to Toronto?

Yeah, Royce, I showed Royce Brandon buckingham merh.

Well, okay, so I saw Brandon buckingham dude, and he went to like the hood in Toronto, right, and there was these two dudes like, Bro, by the way, the hood in Toronto's fucking crazy, like they.

Yeah, no, Toronto is not a soft city, bro.

No.

So there was this rapper that like allegedly fucking kidnapped two rival gang members and put a gunder their head and made him suck each other's dicks, and then he recorded it and then then told told his family give me ten thousand dollars or our release footage of them.

So yeah, yeah, so you got in trouble for that and this other allegedly look at he killed somebody, but I don't know.

He ran America for two years and he came back.

But anyway, these hardest fuck dudes right are standing there and they're both wearing these matching like what he's wearing, these matching purses like Gucci persons.

I think, and I'm like, yo, you look gay like you guys kill people, and you look so fucking gay.

I know you want to wear designer stuff.

I get it, but that's gay, right.

Yeah, it's just like rappers did this.

Basically, rappers just made gay style huge, yeah, at.

Which they were all secretly gay watches.

Even Orange, who does and that's his Orange Bugatti.

He's so insecure he's been trying his best to hide it.

Imagine letting a fucking two thousand dollars horse sit in the front seat of your Bugatti.

I'm just saying, man, I'm not even saying this like for any other reason.

But even if I was a fucking billionaire, I wouldn't buy a Bugatti.

It's just like, no, it wouldn't.

No, We've had that.

I would probably have the most loaded out tahoe or escalator.

And then I'd be happy.

I'd be like, I'm comforting that fucking thing.

It'll get me anywhere I need to go.

I can stretch out in the bitch.

That's it.

There's there's better supercars, man.

Even if you're gonna buy a supercar, it's like, why would you buy anything other than for or a Lambeau.

You're fucking he's.

Gonna get this, I'll be honest with you.

Best car I've ever driven.

I've driven a lot of different cars.

My favorite cars are car.

I have a GTI right now, both Swag and GTI.

I fucking love that car.

It's one of my favorite cars.

Wasn't too fancy about it, but it's my favorite car to drive.

It's fun, it's quick, it's what I need.

I don't.

I don't know, man, Like what else do you need?

Like for me?

Anyway?

It's like the Bugatti.

Okay, that's fucking nice.

But it's like it's like, okay, now you're driving around like like he jump Bravo points out, you can only drive it around your neighborhood because, like, you get a scratch on things, it's gonna cost you fifty thousand dollars to fix, you know.

Yeah, Yeah, it's not like you're taking it to a fucking track, dude.

Like, if you actually open it up, within like fucking a couple of minutes, you got to replace the fucking tires on it.

Why do you think was Diesel's taking so long I do his Bugatti thing?

Yeah, because they won't sell him one.

Bugatti will not sell him one because they know what he's gonna do to it, and they only make like sixty.

A year, you know what, You know what it really they're terrified of.

He's gonna sit in the Bugatti and he's not gonna be like every other Bugatti fucking retard who buys one.

He's gonna want to tell you no, no, he buys one, and then doesn't want to tell you how fucking big of a piece of ship they are, because they don't want you to think their Bugatti is a piece of ship that they spent three mil on.

But stuff is whistling.

Diesel is gonna get in.

The first thing he's gonna do is slam the fucking door and watch.

The door panel.

Test is always first.

Remember when he had strong man Eddie hallgum and slammed the door, slammed the doors and that and he broke the window.

That was one of the funniest, like for no reason.

He was only on that part of the video.

He didn't even talk.

He just came and went why.

And just my favorite part of that.

Is how Eddie Hall understood his assignment but still looked like he felt sorry when broke.

He's still he was like oh, and he's like, no, that's what we're doing here.

Bro put that cyber truck through fucking hew.

To be fair, though, that cyber truck didn't need to go through hell.

I mean it failed almost immediately.

Nobody was funny that he kept getting it repaired.

Yeah, we kept bringing that to Tesla, which was hilarious, and he go, y'all, don't know what's going on.

I'm getting some weird readings.

And then he would bring it to them just shrashed and flooded and covered with mud.

What happened selling this because he doesn't want people to think that he's going broke, So instead of, you know, trying to sell like a normal human, No, he has to lie.

He has to sneak around because he thought he was going to get away, but no, I caught his ass.

The owner of this orange Bugatti is a very very private person.

He doesn't like his business out there like that.

And now he's doubling down on his line, trying to say that I put out fake news and it's not true.

Right.

But what he doesn't know is I have another conversation to show everybody.

And when he's skyrl this one, he's gonna learn and shut the fuck up.

So the next day, after I put out my video exposing you know that he was trying to hide that he was selling it on the internet, he put out a story on his Instagram, right, and he's saying, you know, I'm fake news.

Don't believe it.

And he points at the Bugatti in his garage and he says, look, I still have it.

Hey, you morons out there that watch fake news.

One guy wrote me, like, where's the Bugatti?

Ha ha ha.

It's like, dude, it's right here.

It's twelve forty eight on Wednesday, Eastern time.

There's the Bugatti right there, you guys, and you start watching fake news.

Now this asshole says I'm fake news.

Right, Well, let me.

Ask you a question, Peggy, Peggy peg, why fifteen minutes after I put out my video, did you call people I'm not mentioning their names.

Scream I'm your head off and going crazy like the lunatic.

You are right, And then magically the ad was taken down right, and then also you wanted my video taken down too, So if I'm fake news, why did you try to do that?

And you know what else that shows me fifteen minutes after my videos out.

It only took fifteen minutes and you started screaming your head off.

You must be a big fan of the channel, asshole.

Now the most important part, I'm gonna explain to you why this asshole is showing his car in his garage.

Well, there was a portion of that phone call that I made with the dealer did I didn't put out and I left it in my back pocket because I knew what this asshole.

Is going to do.

And in that portion, which I'm gonna play it for you, you know what the dealer tells me.

He goes, he's a very motivated seller, and it's on consignment.

So you want to arrange to come down and take a look at the car, He'll come down and.

Bring the car down.

It's on consignment.

Anyone control Bugatti in general, and just to like send them a picture or video of the car so they can check it out.

But on the internet, he rather not.

Have his specific color listed because then they get linked back to him because there's only like like three or four people in the whole world with that color of that car.

So you know, it's very.

Easy to do the math.

If you guys want to come look at the car in person, you know, it's available, like it's we're gonna have it brought in.

Whenever the seller is motivated.

To sell it.

So that's like, you know, if you guys want to come check it out and definitely make that happen.

So of course, Peggy, you're going to have the car in your garage because it's on consignment.

Asshole, where'ship Bugatti?

Ha ha ha.

It's like, dude, it's right here.

It's twelve forty eight on Wednesday, East in time.

There's the Bugatti right there, you guys, and you start watching fake.

News, you know, I was looking at this whole situation and I was like, you know, what life lessons can we all learn from this asshole?

Right?

And no, it's not running around with purses or high heels or orange charmu does and these types of things.

No, but this asshole's life, if you look at it, it all revolves around the obsession with material possessions.

And usually as you get older in life, you know, we all go through phases.

You get to a point where you realize that those things don't make you truly happy in life.

No, I innosten and I get it.

But even if you're gonna have at mid life crisis, you get a Corvette like everybody else does.

Where it's not where you get it fucking Shelby, Like I said, at least that's a fun car.

Yeah, well, I think it's time.

Oh yeah, it's it's getting close to almost Yeah, yeah.

It's it's time.

It's it's it's time for it's time for it's time for our favorite show.

I forgot, I forgot what we left off on.

Let's see serious face, this is my Stop what you're doing right now and behave.

Okay, So let's pretend.

Yes, I was about to say he was telling his mother not to dress like a common.

Oh Jesus connor, hussy.

I would vis your whore was hussy.

It's to rein it in.

It'd be funny if he just gave up on the H word.

He was like, h trollop, and I guess he just failed on slut.

You can trust anything.

For the dogs, did they get spoken.

To listen to me?

You both better be on your best behavior when Georgie comes, because I really like her and I'm hoping to.

Establish a relationship with her and I do not want to mess that up.

And that goes double for you.

Ax Leave Axel alone.

He's like a hundred just out there hanging out with his ball.

That Chewy is the one in the room who needs to hear it the most.

Chewie.

I know she smells like blood sausage, but leave her alone, Chewie.

No humping, no pushing, no sniffing, high knees.

This is not a Harvard friend.

Dogs, like the fuck I won't.

I'll do whatever I want.

You bring a girl home to meet your family, That's an important day.

Yep.

I'm just excited to meet the person you're talking about so much.

Yeah, I hope she's not ugly and has glasses in his fat.

I hope she doesn't look like a dragon man.

Poor Connor, though.

I mean, you look at the sister, you look at the brother, and it's like wow, Yeah, I know you just got all the leftovers.

Huh, person and see how she is.

Yes, I'm hoping she likes you guys as well.

I mean I think we're pretty likable.

Yeah, you guys are pretty likable.

Corner is this?

Oh all right, so we got crackers?

What else we got?

We don't talk about yourself that way?

Oh my favorite A bunch of a bunch of finger foods laid out and everyone's gonna touch cool.

Hey, lovely?

Hey, I like making my own sandwiches.

Hey, you know what, can I just yeah, can I just have a plate and I'll make something and then I'll.

Follow your lead?

Okay when she gets here?

Okay, how do we look good?

I always notice that too, Like any parties I go to, any kind of late laid out stuff like that never gets touched.

Like how many times I've seen that at your house?

A thousand times?

Like when you have a party and like they'll be like cold cuts and things laid out, but then nobody cares.

Everyone just gets something off the grill and they get aside.

And then there's all these things like chips and stuff that are laying there.

But you're like and they're just laying out in the open nobody wants that shit.

I'm just waiting on a hot dog.

Just seems like a waste the time laying things out.

Thank you?

What's wrong?

Grose?

You don't like sun baked pasta salad?

Yeah, that's what I want.

I want room temperature salami and cheese.

It's just sitting there for three hours.

Wake up, sugar lips.

I don't call I'm alty.

I'm already screwing up.

And she's not a drug.

Can I say something?

This fucking these producers are smart.

This sister adds nothing, but they put her in anyway because she's hot.

Yeah, Like they're smart.

They're like, yeah, she just stand here in the kitchen.

You're not even involved in the conversation.

But we need to sex it.

Up a little bit, all right.

The mom's wut on some weights in last season, let's be honest.

Yeah, and the brothers like probably out at like you know what I mean, football practice or something.

So it's like he's not around.

We're like, get the hot sister.

Tell her, hey, run a brush to your hair and get down here.

You're feeling nervous Connor a little okay, where's coc.

She like, heres, what's going on?

And no, she needs to be on the lookout.

You got this, buddy.

Yeah, I don't like that they have so many dogs and no cats.

Bet everyone's a cat person.

Mersed Golf Court the Crown Jewel Golf Coast in Florida.

It's the day after Madison's second date with Tyler, and.

She's selling garbage on the side of the road.

Yeah, useless chotchkes.

So nice.

Her brother and parents are visiting her market stall.

Oh you mean her rich parents.

By the way, they're rich.

I could tell their parents are rich.

Believe how last night went?

Oh my god, you get Wait to hear everything, Wait to hear I need one hundred and forty eight dollars in sales today already it cost me five hundred.

To do it though.

Yeah it's this this booth alone, it's like two fifty for the day.

Okay, your table listen.

That was amazing.

But I want to get to the good stuff, all right.

Spilled the beans.

So when Tyler and I saw each other, we said we hadn't stopped thinking about each other.

Got stop thinking about me.

I had stop thinking about him.

You wouldn't even believe what he gave me as a gift.

All right, slow down a finger fucking.

What another collection?

I am not kidding.

You gave me Nikki the Country Western grul of the Year from two thousand and.

Seven, Follio number four five five three two.

J Are you kidding?

Number six five five eight four two, the one with the missing eye.

Not and it was in Christmas wrapping paper.

Well, he knows how to get to your heart.

Figure that out.

So we we took we took a walk on the beach, collected shells, built sing ator and we sat in the sand.

Well he kind of no, no, no, no no, he sat there and watched you collect shells.

Let's let's be honest with what happened at the beach.

Okay, we did what any guy would do.

You're like, knock yourself out.

And then so I asked Tome, Wow, fucking yeah, dude, leather face over here.

Bro she looks like she fucking haunts like children's nightmares.

And shit it, boyfriend, I mean to be fair, this is what Florida does to it.

Does it really beats that you're gonna stay here forever?

Bro od?

Ladies, just the leather to be your boyfriend?

Yes, you said that first, Yes, she looked like Eotep, but like on his second victim, not like right at the beginning, you know.

But like not at the end.

Look, can I be honest, We can shooit on this woman's looks all we want.

But the alternative is that if she could have like that clown level of work done.

You're right, No, that's good.

You know what the alternative would be worse.

So your guys officially a couple, yes, a couple of knuckleheads.

Oh my goodness, that's amazing.

And then I went in for my first kiss.

I made the move, so I'm pregnant.

She made the move.

Yes, you're.

Do, I know you?

Oh my god.

Wow.

And it was a very long smooch.

Okay, calm down, here we go.

Wow, your first official kiss medicine.

I'm serious.

They're so excited they're gonna get this retard off their hands.

Yeah no, seriously, that's what you see with a lot of them is like, finally, fucking fucking love of God.

I'm speechless.

Mom doesn't get speechless?

Speechless?

How do you feel about that?

I feel like Princess Ariel having my coming to dry land because I was right by the rocks.

Okay, I get it.

But just like the little Mermaid, this conversation starting a flounder, So can we move over to someone else?

And I felt like I found my cowboys James.

James James James James James yesterday.

I know, while you know it's hot there by the way, I know it is.

Look at the moms like sweating through her shirt and it happens to me all the time being outside for like three seconds here, It's fucking dude.

It's a nightmare here.

You know.

I was.

I had to I had to run to the store to get cigarettes earlier, and uh, I was at like one of those you know, like the you know strip mall areas that have like the big mailboxes, you know, and I just happened to see the mail lady like at that box, like putting the mail in there at like the like one thirty in the afternoon today, and I'm like, oh, like that.

It is just nightmare this time of year to be outside.

You're just gonna have sweat, flop sweat.

Like it's bad, like Royce said, like go out to get the mail and come back and you'll have flops sweat for our period.

Yes, I'm blown away.

That's amazing Madison.

Wow, that is absolutely incredible.

So happy for her.

She's worked really hard and overcome a lot, and she's always.

Set fires and she stopped cutting stuff.

Like she could belong and so this, this kind of a connection is very important.

The neighbors pets stop disappearing, which is really cool.

And for her or to find somebody and she's disinterested in blowing my mind, it really.

Is And just glad she's not a lesbian and retarded.

Mm.

Just couldn't be happy for her.

Parks, did you think this was gonna happen?

And He's like soon?

No, Nah, she fucking sucks.

Dude.

Oh you've you've come a long way, medicine.

Are you also retarded?

Pretty amazing?

Thank you?

Oh everyone Parks was having all was having me all these girls over.

I was having girl friends, and I remember how I remember it felt a little isolating for me at times.

Hey I'm the single one.

Now sweet, your turn to learn.

Yeah, the table's returned.

I do not think it fund a boyfriend this soon.

This is like a light switch went off in your head and you just decided that you were going to be open to dating somebody.

And look, what's happened.

It's amazing.

It was light.

It was like when I tried lobster ravioli.

For the first time, exactly the same thing.

I was thinking.

It's just exactly when you tried lobster ravioli for the first time.

I'm mm hmm.

Same thing as having a relationship.

I'm telling you.

It's the evolution of Madison.

Don't miss it, constantly evolving.

The mom saying, how wouldn't that be a good Netflix spinoffstars talking to the guy can share evolution of Madison.

What do you think a little spinoff?

What have you been election money this week?

Guy's like, ma'am already, we're not no, but I'm just saying, like, let me know.

They follow her around the little relationship, okay, ma'am.

Man, awesome, my goodness, you so happy for you.

Humming birds are awesome.

I wish you had humming birds.

Man.

Girger gerger gerger Gerger.

That's not it.

I thought we were doing a little blue thing along.

Ye at Abbey's house.

She's getting ready to celebrate a milestone in her relationship, thank god.

So we're do it ready half up, half down on one side.

I don't want to look odd.

Yeah, we wouldn't want you to look god Abby.

Yeah, No, nobody wants to think you're weird.

No one, no one to think Abby's weird.

The guy show me his penis on the bus.

That was fucking hilarious.

Come on, hi, Abby and David are celebrating their thirty year anniversary and they've both been excited about this.

So Abby has been working on a song for David.

It's a dedication song, the Disney song.

Is it well, believe it or not, it's wet ass Pussy.

Oh great, I did.

A cover of your favorite card dB song.

Ered.

David.

I know you're a big dance hall fan, so I learned how to sing, ramp and shop by ViBe's cartel.

What your Brain is broken in the best kind of way.

Man, every month, grab a girl, every go, grab a mon.

Giving me.

Bro.

DJing in his strip clubs in Miami was such a weird experience.

Dude, homophobic.

Dance hall is some of the most entertaining, just amazing music.

I'm telling you, though, if you want to be a strip club DJ, start in Miami and then you can go anywhere.

You will be prepared for everything because Miami is where everything starts.

So it's like you have to know all the hip hop, you have to know all the dance all.

You have to know all the reggaetone, you have to know all the like the actual DM music.

Like once you're once you've done Miami, you can go anywhere and just be an autopilot.

But like I was panicking when I first went to Miami, like I don't know these musics.

Still playing hypnotized.

But it only took me like six and like six months into it, I'm like banging Hispanic girls.

I'm into it.

I'm having fun.

I'm like, oh, yeah, I figured it out.

This is Mersus, Like yeah, yeah, yeh.

I met DJ Las at a strip club.

He's cool, dude.

He's cool, dude.

Yes, it's cool, dude.

Man.

Oh, David start speaking like with a Cuban accent for no reason.

He's been living.

Be like, bro, you like disrespecting me right now?

Bro?

What are you from Cuba?

No, I'm irish.

Him.

I have a surprise for you, but I'm not gonna gro But like.

That's also like an island dude.

So like it's the same vibe, you know, and.

I've got like a fucking crown tattoo, and people are like they're dreaming Latin King.

Yeah, I think he did.

They don't.

I don't know white people in.

His twenties too young to get married.

No, not for some people.

Is it for me?

As long as you guys are hearts are aligned, it's.

Not gonna get any better.

Abby free the one.

Yeah, this is as good as it's gonna get.

So you should probably lock.

This down, Irish serpent, says Mercia.

Have you ever worked at clubs that had mail strippers?

Now?

Yeah, didn't.

Sometimes some of the clubs have like nights that it was mail strippers.

I did.

I did mail reviews.

Yeah, I was did mail reviews.

They had to do training shows.

What was was, oh wait to we on the pay?

Yeah?

I had to do training shows, dude.

So but the mail review one, Like, what was the audience that went to that?

Like gay guys?

Mostly there's women, but it's mostly gay guys.

Gay guys in like bachelorette parties.

Yeah, Like there's some women that show up that are like fat, you know, middle aged or sometimes did bachelorette party, but it's a lot of gay dudes.

Yeah.

I did the mail reviews because it was funny because all.

The other DJs refused to do it because they were like mad homophobic and I just didn't feel like doing it.

But I was the least resistant to it, so I just used everyone's homophobia to make sure I got paid three times my rate.

That's every time we did it.

So yeah, like usually a shift pay was like one hundred bucks, so I'd get like three three hundred to do the mail review because everyone else was like almost doing that gay shit, and I go, I'll do it.

Were you paying me three hundred?

And they'd be like, just fy here on Thursday and all right, cool.

And they still had to tip me nice, I bet you got pit better, and I would lie to them.

Yeah, it's a twenty dollars minimum tip out someday.

What if he asked me tonight?

What would you do if he did yes?

And then call nine one one because I will be falling to pieces tears of joy?

What wedding dress should I wear?

Wow?

Ma'am slow down, Yeah, I mean we're not at dress mode yet.

Oh he hasn't even asked.

Into it, aren't you.

You guys will do that when you're ready.

Let me just finish this and I think she's worrying too much.

Like Yo, everybody we've seen on this show, You and David a Viban, you know.

Yeah, they're probably the best out of everybody, right.

Like I said, it's not going to get any better for either one of you.

Lock it in and enjoy it.

It might be having a gift for you too.

I hope it's not any more stuffed animals?

Are you realizing you have too many?

Because I'm a quarter because her mother was a hoarder, revealed, I'm welcome.

She has the weirdest little mood swings.

That was so fucking funny.

You thank you, Abby, You're welcome.

She just says the weirdest little mood swing, like not bad mood swings where she gets angry, but she'll just go from like really really overwhelmed and happy.

And I'm like, hm, five dollars, you're right from Mampy messes.

He said, Clarence, you got a.

Uh yeah, we got a little Clarence pop up today.

Look at him.

Look at this fucking guy.

I'm surprised he's out and about.

Man, this boy came a long fucking way.

He used to just hide.

Like we just got a bad storm today.

And he if there was even a little bit of lightning back in the day, he'd be behind the couch for like three hours.

Well you'll see it probably tonight during Nightwave Brave Man, night Wave tonight.

Nightwave, ten o'clock tonight on Rumble and you too, isn't that crazy Froze?

So Fridays go check him out today.

Patty will be doing Lomburger tomorrow.

Hell yeah, man, all fries, all fries, all fries, that's the thing.

And Bergie will be streaming until he dies, probably making more money than me and the Creator program, which is cool.

I mean, no, you don't