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Mer what is up with Darren?

You know?

Man?

What what happened to him?

People say, I got a real twist?

And sense of humor.

He looks like he should be on the back of a ten dollars bill.

Oh my god, Roy Lopez, I don't know what it is about him.

Hold on me, I'm a droy.

Maybe I'm sick of hearing about him.

Yeah, I don't like hot hamp Maybe it's his face.

He's a punchable face and when it downloaded pink which do nothing to me.

He's probably a nice guy.

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Year saving Western civilization, one childish dick joke at a time.

Here they are your new heroes of the Imperium, Mersh and Royce.

Oh, by the ban, what's up?

Did you miss us?

I ate Turkey I didn't miss us, Yeah, because I am one of us, so I was around.

Hi everybody, I hope you have a lot, very nice Thanksgiving weekend.

Joyed a couple of days off.

I did some stuff.

Yeah, I wasn't like when you were ruined somebody's night last night.

That's for sure.

Two nights, two nights.

I pop up all the time.

I'm a little but that's different.

See I've had I've come to find that, Like, that's my new hobby on the weekends is is you get a little sauced up, You get home, you have a few drinks, and then you see what streams are on.

You show up, You ruin everyone's night in like two minutes, and then you just go back to what you were doing.

It's not it's still a vacation because you're not.

You don't even you know the difference between getting in, setting up show the lights, that doing the stuff, as opposed to just popping in, lobbing a grenade, take pulling the pin off a grenade, throwing it and then going happy holidays, guys, have a nice night, and then slip off into the night.

I love when I'm I get to be on like a show and don't have to do anything.

That's great, it's awesome.

Right, you're just there.

Yeah, it's still jokes.

It's fine.

I was just like you ever, just like Irish goodbye on one of those shows.

I've done that before where you just bounce nah, you don't even say nothing.

I mean I've said I'm bored.

I never I'm bored.

Buye.

But dude, so much fucking stuff happened.

And first off, the first thing I wanted, the first thing that happened when we have Pierce Morgan and Tucker had a debate on how'd that go?

Well, here's the thing.

Pierce, Mrger and Tucker were having debates, and here's about them.

Like you could tell that they're friends because it was a debate between two friends that were calling each other assholes versus like, you know, being thicks.

That's how it came across anyway.

But Tucker brought up that story of that we talked about on the show.

Remember we talked about the girl that was sexually assaulted and she called someone in Fsler and they arrested her and the guy never got in trouble.

He brought that up and he was and we have the video, but we cannot play it, even though it was streamed on YouTube the entire episode.

Even though I clipped it from YouTube, it was still up on YouTube.

I cannot play the video because there would be a good chance that the AI will detect it and we will get a strike.

It's they gotta do something about this live streaming versus uploads thing, because you can upload stuff, but if you lie string something based on that upload, you can get like popped gone, you know the thing.

Uh yeah, there's just certain stuff in it.

They're gonna have to fix, dude.

The AI enforcement is starting to get a little ridiculous.

So yeah, there's so we Uh so I watched that, but I can't play.

So we'll play it Wednesday.

Well, I want to cover that debate because I want to have that debate with you guys.

But that'll be Wednesday.

Revenge of Assist at locals dot com.

Go send up over there for that.

Well, we got a whole bunch of other stuff that we can't play here, some more Pierce Morgan stuff too.

I don't like Piers Morgan.

I think it's retarded.

I think one of the coolest things Jeremy Clarkson ever did was punch him and I will always say that.

However, what a good lad he is, huh, dude, Jeremy Clarkson punching him in the face.

I've been watching the new season of Clarkson's Farm.

It's been fucking hilarious because you know that that dude, that Caleb kid that he had on that that the dummy farmer, the actually just is now famous because of the show, was doing a speaking tour, so he was having to do all the farming by himself.

Okay, that's fun.

It was so funny, and he hated it, like you get so he hated it, so then he went and got like some temporary replacement for him, and it was a fucking farmer, female female farmer, but who's a TikToker.

So, as you can imagine, it was so fucking funny.

I mean, I highly recommend Clarkson's Farm all four seasons.

It's an easy, cozy watch, highly recommended.

But uh yeah, we doesn't hurt.

That, Like, yeah, okay, he's funny and all that, but like it's his voice, yeah, like you could put that on in the background and he just has that soothing.

British yes kills me, yes, yes, yes kills me.

Every time.

So let's let's do this one.

Okay, there is a woman already gross often Ben, who is running for We have a couple videos of her who is running for Congress Congress in Tennessee.

Right, I'm gonna give you a couple videos.

You know what she needs to be.

She needs to be running into the kitchen, mean a sandwich?

Yeah right, hey, oh got her?

Got her?

No, But what she's actually doing is tracking and tracking and posting where ice agents are.

Okay, this is great.

We've got our girls squad and we're bullying the ice vehicles and state troopers.

So this is like, this is a win.

Your favorite blonde state rep.

Her phone's always at one.

I think my superlative is most likely.

This is what happens now because we're reaching this level.

We're almost there.

This is the beginnings of it.

We're reaching the level of perpetual TikTokers coming into Congress and into the House and the ports of power.

So you can see a lot of this stuff.

I missed the good old days of AOC.

I missed the good old days when it was just bartenders.

That's fine, listen, can you believe that?

I mean, I cannot believe I'm actually saying that I missed the day, the simpler times.

Can we just go back to bartenders and rapists?

God, this used to be a proper country.

I'm kidding.

There's still plenty of rapist.

It'll always have her phone at one percent.

No, I'm still here.

Okay, So we're waiting for my phone to charge.

I remember, like, and I don't even I think, can't go by the way.

Oh yeah, you're sexy, sexy, sexy?

Oh god, ma'am.

You know what she looks like?

Okay, God, what's his name?

The other dude, the dude from Beverly Hills, cop curly hair, Judge Reinhold.

Okay, she looks like Judge Reinhold.

She looks like she looks like if if if Kim Wexler was played by the dude who.

Played Mike gramantrout short of Here's how about this?

She looks like Kim Waxler a melting fat shows Ki melted.

The a c went out for too long and started melting, And it's like Kim wax but it didn't totally melt.

It just got soft enough to be like, you know what I mean before they can save it.

It's like it's still good.

It's still good, dude.

You know she looks like google him John Farley.

I see John farr I see it.

I see it.

Oh my god, yeah, god ma'am.

Come on, Maxine Hederom, we're gonna get get get rid.

Of these ice ice ice ages.

Bro.

That dude is such a great actor.

He's like everything.

He played mat Yeah, he played Mollic and Watchman.

I remember like reading on Wikipedia and I'm like, wait, he was because it was bothering him, like I know I've seen him and everything, And then when I read it was Max Headroom, I'm like Jesus' bro.

He played one of the best characters in Star Trek.

He was like that guy who pretendes to the future a time traveler, but he was just in Hobo that basically stole a time traveler ship and he was trying to jack everything from the Enterprise.

It was fucking great.

Okay, did he let them go?

I think we of it.

My life cut out.

Yeah, it's because your girl can't keep her phone charge, so they're probably running you.

I don't want an elected official to be saying things like your girl can't keep her phone charge and I also want the guy from the Department of Word of posting turtles fucking shooting rockets ai r of turtle shooting rockets at fucking Venezuelan boats.

By the way, listen, pick a lane.

I'm actually fine when heck's up without and he's like, listen, we're getting rid of all the trans people.

We're not doing this anymore in the military.

That's a different directive.

They do a good job of that on their own.

I'm issuing an order to the military to eliminate all trans Like, imagine if you had a bad speech writer and you're like, yeah, I double checked it.

Don't worry, Pete, just read this verbatim.

A lot of them practice, a lot of them, a lot of them take advantage of Canadian healthcare.

Oh my god, imagine if you just wrote that speech the wrong way and.

We're getting rid of trans.

I've issued an order to the military to start eliminating all transfer.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh no, no, no physicians in the military that were who wrote this fucking speech?

You know.

That reminds me of the time that media is one of the funniest.

This reminds the time of something that happened Ronald Reagan.

He used to listen to like this shitty Morning Zoos show, and they would have a song instead of you know, Bob Bob rand that, they would have sound bomb bomb and he was on the open microphone like and he was saying bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, and everyone the Beaudia fucking panic.

I mean, yeah, that's not good.

It's not a good look.

No, And now when they say it, they just do it.

Now they're like, we need you on.

Ironically, this isn't a song.

It's not a song, it's a plea from Lindsey Graham.

Listen.

Also, it's how he praised at the end of the day.

What we need is someone to make like an updated trap version of that song so the kids get beyond our ideas.

Somebody told Lindsey Graham that there was a ceasefire and he was like, that's not what I asked for for Christmas, said he's sad because he's like Lindsey Graham literally he lives off of bloodlust.

Like he's like a he's like a vampire.

You know, if brown babies aren't dying, Lindsey Graham isn't feeding, Lindsay Graham must feed on.

Blood and come and mostly come.

It's a lot of colum and the blood comes from torn up assholes.

So this woman is one is running in the district wherever district Nashville is in in Tennessee, and she made a whoopsidaisy.

I do want to ask you about an attack from Republicans because this has been There's a column you made in twenty twenty about Nashville.

It's gotten a lot of attention in the race.

Let's let's listen to this about Nasville this year's running ready.

I hate the city.

I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music.

I hate all of the things that.

Make Nashville apparently in Nike City to the rest of the country that I hate it.

Oh, that's a honestly great campaign speech.

Yeah.

Now, let's say you were doing this, you get caught.

What there's no spe like I would be no.

I knowing the show too long.

I hate this.

I know where you're going with this hypothetical.

How do you dig out of this?

The answer is you don't.

I would not know how to spend it.

I can't even do it.

Imerching, I could do this entire show.

In her mind, this would.

Be like him running for mayor of New York City with all of the miles of shit.

Maybe have been a little critical.

I don't think I've been too hard on the Big Apple.

Nobody has ship on New York City more than roy Slope, and I mean documented for there's hours of comment.

Not me, dude, that's a big Apple.

Dude, that's you can't make it.

Yeah, it would legitimately be like Hi Royce running for the fourth District and probably I fucking hate New York.

It's an absolute fucking open sewer full of rats.

You know, I can't even use the fucking so honestly, right now you might win.

Actually she'll be like.

This guy's right, that's I've been saying it.

That's why I think Homo should have leaned into it.

What's going on with this city?

Look at this, we gotta look at this.

Well, these people were the ones that did the nine to eleven and now he's gonna be maya like he needed to do that, Okay, us, Yeah, she spends this.

I hate the city.

I hate the bachelorettes, I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I hate all of the.

Things that make Naturville apparently in city to the rest of the country.

But you know it's funny too, is she hates all the shit that like at least like you, when you ship on New York, you don't ship on the things that make New York.

No, no, no, because you'll be like, I love pizza, and I love I love the way.

I love the way Times Square looks at Christmas time.

I always forget it.

That's very hard to replicate anywhere else.

She's literally going, I hate the way Times Square looks at Christmas.

Yeah, I know, like you know what I mean.

It's one of those things where you go, look, I can understand going.

It's too polluted, it's too expensive, you know what I mean, that smug statue of liberty.

That's bitch, that dumb bitch.

I fucking hate her.

You know, I hate pizza.

I hate Chinese food.

Yeah, seriously, I know you said those comments were taken out of context.

Now listen to this guy.

Already they fucking immediately, immediately, already start covering for her.

Let the brave woman answer.

But I want you to.

I want to ask you about it.

Yeah, he should have been to Lou Johnson.

Can you let her speak?

I'm wondering, do you think it was a mistake to say that?

No, I fucking you know what.

She could turn it around with me and she would go, no, I fucking meant it.

Then I'd be like, all right, you know what, an honest politician.

At least.

Once again, I was a private citizen.

Okay, what is being a private citizen have to do?

So what you're saying, I'm sorry, just to be clear, ma'am, when you get elected, you're gonna be like, Man, I fucking love Nashville.

You know what.

I love country music, always did.

Look at a I always love the pedal bars.

Yeah, those whatever those are.

I don't know what those are.

Oh I know what those are?

Those are those bar?

Okay, Marsh.

You know, like when you're drinking sometimes you think to yourself, what if this was don if I was also had to do exercise and pedals?

Oh god, are they like the big Jolleys?

Then everyone has the pedal and drink while they pet?

Yeah?

No thanks.

You want to drink at.

A stationary bar, listen, I'll drink at a moving bar if it's on a boat.

Yeah, you know what, Honestly, Royce has a point, right, Like when I went out like this weekend, right, I was chilling at the bar for a little bit, and I do distinctly remember thinking to myself, you know, it would be a lot of fun being used as a source of energy.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

Well I'm okay, Well, I'm just trying to have a drink.

Hey, no thanks, I'm already married.

Okay, I only have so guess what, but this fucking matrix battery is unlow.

No thanks.

I carried bags around the mall all day to day.

I'm fine.

I sat outside that weird hear it from the bathroom.

Okay, that's what I did.

I shut up.

I swear to god, I was gonna say.

The first thing Giato thought when he came out of the Matrix was, man, what if this was a bar?

Whoa?

That's what he was fighting for, fighting to have a bar at it.

His legs didn't even work when he got out.

That'd be so stupid he couldn't pedal.

You know, it's really funny.

I learned about the Matrix that that ship recently, because it makes no sense.

The whole battery thing, fucking Originally, the the concept was they were they were supposed to be using people as ram yes for the matrix, but the studio was like, nah, people too dumb to know one wrong.

Dude, that would have been much better.

That would much ship.

That makes so much more sense the machines.

Why don't we just pull him battery?

Why don't we just say battery?

Everybody knows what a battery is.

Plus we could maybe do some kind of product placement with with durso you know, get a little bit of that average.

So you know what, you too, are too handsome male directors.

I can't wait to you find some wives.

You're so handsome, you're gonna find some lovely ladies.

Sorry, our CIA handles are telling us, let's just stick to making this a movie about whether or not.

You're trans okay, and a battery not ram.

You're like, what is happening?

Just a giant Energizer bunny terrorizing you made?

Yeah, God, that would have been a better movie.

I really watched.

I watched imagine there's an alter the universe where the Energizer Company did pay like Ghostbusters, and instead of Staypuff marshmallow Man, we just had a giant Energizer Bunny terrorizing New York.

It keeps going and going and going, just breaking buildings with its stupid fucking Years later, you have dan Ackroight on podcasts being like it was originally going to be an unnamed marshmallow man.

But you know the Energizer people, and you know how these Jews in Hollywood work.

Oh, they just take the money.

I want to try some my tequila.

M h.

Do you think it was a mistake to say that.

Once again I was a private citizen.

Nashville is my home.

Do I roll my eyes at the bachelorette parties and the pedal taverns that are blocking my.

Act and country music?

Yes, to my house.

Yeah, every Nashvillian does.

But this race has always been something about something bigger.

It's about getting a job.

Tennessee that are getting crushed by rising prices.

Yeah, and I wait to deflect.

You hate the city because you don't like country music, You're stupid.

She's losing by a small margin, she's losing.

Well, I don't think this is gonna help.

I don't think so like that.

I don't think there's any more career killer than I fucking hate this city.

And then on top of that, you could go, well, you know what, maybe they took her out of context.

It was a bad day.

And then she goes on to describe all of the delightful things about Nashville.

Again, if you if she had been like, I hate the way the poor get treated around here.

I hate the lack of services for people.

I hate the pollution.

I hate that we're not doing anything about crime.

But the fact that she's like, I hate the cowboy hats and the fun sounding that he is partying downtown.

What's breaking?

I have another leak text here, and this this is actually true.

She says that she hates that stupid cunt Dolly Parton.

Okay, I can't believe she said that.

I can't believe she said that.

She goes that dumb cunt Dolly Parton is a hack, is what she said.

Oh, here's another text this.

Oh yeah, yeah, that bitch won't even look me in the eye.

I don't know what that's about.

This miserable bitch literally is running on.

I hate music, fun.

Oh yeah, I hate all the things that make the city of the city.

Yeah.

I hate going to downtown Nashville and hearing country music and pretty girls and Daisy Dukes wearing cowboy hats.

I want to burn this place to the ground.

You know what I hate about Tampa life.

You know what I hate about Tampa marsh All the hot women.

I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it.

I'm fucking sick of it.

I'm sick of every time I walk there, you see the ugliest dudes with the hottest women.

Because ratio is insane.

You know what really like grinds my gears is when I'm walking down Seventh Avenue and eBoy right, and like every ten feet I smell some incredible food from a different place.

I hate that ship.

It's the worst.

It's too many food smells.

You know what I fucking hate going to the Colombia getting that bread that they give you.

That's discusseding that disgusting white wine, sangree, and I hate it all this pageantry.

Why don't we have more lower income housing or whatever?

Fucking dumb bitch.

Speaking of dumb bitches, boy did he step in a whole with k Whoopsie days?

Have you?

He was going on with Tim Woltz.

No, okay, First, I like that he's physically morphing into John McCain, let's do, let's do shot, and Chaser Trump called somebody retarded.

So as you know, Trump called as somebody would have retarded to Trump called him retarded, called retarded.

And his kid is yeah, little one of those kids, one of those.

So uh, here we go.

This is this one first, and there's a chaser.

Welcome back.

And joining me now is Democratic Governor Tim Walls of Minnesota.

Governor Walls, welcome back to meet the press.

Remember when your wife said that like she liked the smell of burning the city burning?

When when when they when they burn to Minneapolis?

I remember that.

Well, to be fair, it was because they lived near a crumble.

That makes sense.

They burned down the crumble.

Go to be with you, Christin.

Thanks for having something that is really nice.

The smell of burning ten dollars over priced artists and cookies is.

No, no, no, no, no, excuse me.

I like a diabetes subscription service, you know't yeah, you know, go go hey, there's different cookies.

It's fucking go.

God got it, miss food.

So much to have you, thanks you so much for being here.

I do want to start with the tragic shooting of the.

Two Oh my god, let's get to the retard park.

Please.

Here we go streets looking for prey as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses, hoping against hope they'll be left alone.

The seriously blank governor of Minista Retardi da.

I like that they still put it on screen.

Retard.

Did you say blank, go fuck yourself?

I like, but they still showed it on the screen.

So what's the point of this?

What are we doing?

Yeah, I'm going to change the blank.

I'm gonna assume blank is gay.

I'm going to assume it's the N word.

I mean, I wouldn't be said.

It wouldn't make sense.

It would have make sense.

Though, what about the retarded?

N word?

Governor Minnesota does nothing either through fear and competence or both.

I don't know why, but there is something about, like it's one thing to call him retarded, the fact that he called him seriously.

There's a certain layer of where it's like, I am not joking, it's not a joke.

I'm normally I would call as a funny thing.

I'm saying he's very seriously retarded.

Okay, really makes it worse.

I want everyone to know I am putting emphasis on the seriously part.

The only thing that would have been worse would have been severely severely.

What is your response to President Trump?

Govern Well, or, first of all, I'm not retarded, Like, what do you say to this?

Oh, oh, he's a retard.

For I'm rubber and he's glue.

First off, I'd like to start by saying, nah, huh.

Someone in the chat doing said Trump voys, you're a whole ass retard.

Yeah.

Well, first of all, let me express my condolences to that, to all the.

Retarded people that were offended by this.

Okay, do you understand if those children could read, they would be really upset, really upset.

Okay, this business.

The families of the National guardsmen, that's uh.

They're out there doing their duty.

They serve us as a commander in chief of the National Guard and someone who served.

Oh all the fake services you did, Yeah, tell us the service you did.

By the way, I love commander in chief of the National Guard.

That's one of those ones where if you put a slight pause in there, you go, oh of the National Guard.

Oh.

Look, Donald Trump, and insulting means.

Hey, that's like saying, look, let me, I'm a CEO.

Of my own avon company.

I gotta ask, right, because these guys almost never die, So like, do these National guardsmen?

Do they get buried at arling?

Oh my god, I thought you were talking about retards them.

They die all the time.

Young, No, that's no National guardsmen or not.

It's not a very high fatality job.

How does that work?

Do they because they died in the line of dude, there would be pretty sure, pretty got to be wild.

There's got to be probably eighteen National guardsman.

Hey, Bergie ascrock literally am on it.

That's got to be a pretty high honor for the National Guard.

Let's go back to the fucking national tard the.

Badge of honor for me.

But I think we all know as both as a educator for a couple of decades and as a.

As a fucking severely retarded person.

He already said he was an educator.

You're right, he's being redundant using that term.

What term?

Say it?

Say it?

Yes, say it?

So I know which one not to.

I don't know what word I'm not supposed to use.

If you don't, don't tell me how to tell me the word.

My brain's too stupid.

On the kind of being retarded.

Matter of fact, say all the words I'm not allowed to say right now, go start with the N words.

Get the one out of the way, because that's a hard you're gonna get in trouble.

Yeah, you want to start with that right away.

It's just so you're gonna.

Rip that band right off, right, you know that band right off.

The problem with that is, Tim, if you haven't said it in a long time, you might find out you liked saying.

Listen, retards back the f stars really close.

We're very close, boys, We're very close with the f STO coming back.

I think it's been I think not on YouTube.

I'm talking YouTube, Twitter talking YouTube.

Twitter, it's been back.

Yeah, it's actually kind of wild the shit you can say on Twitter.

Now, even I sometimes.

Go whoa.

Full.

We have fought three decades to get this out of our schools.

We have fought for three decades to get retards out of our school.

You Governor Tim Walls wants retards out of the school no more.

Why should they do that?

That's unfair.

Then they have to wear special hats.

Everything's all the uniform.

If the school has uniforms, all the shirt holes are fucking big.

You don't want that, you know, stretched out shirts, and then they start eating.

Then they start eating the toilet the fucking little toilet cakes.

Is that what you want because all they hear is cake?

How much kind of being retarded?

Well, and also those toilet cakes are very expensive to place.

They're enough for eating.

Yeah, we're not gonna do those are taxpayer dollars, bud Okay.

It's no better than to use it.

But look this, kids are no better than use it.

Every fucking zoomer I know calls the other one retarded, like all no, as a matter of fact, I'll be honest with you, and I'm sure you've seen it too.

White boy zoomers call each other the N word all the time.

Yeah, all the time.

I could vouch for.

These young people are like they don't care.

Honestly, they're saying shit sometimes now that I find jarring, which is good.

That's a good thing because I've gotten so cocked over the past few years that it's kind of it and even mercy like yo, pause no, seriously, Like I've heard some young people lately do some ship where I'm like, yeah, like whoa, I'm like fucking base and they based and I'm like, don't worry about it, kid, change it means good.

Oh sorry, sorry, that means busting, and they go, we don't even know that.

What does that mean?

I don't know six'.

Seven, uh SO i don't.

Know i'm trying to keep up.

Boys SO i Asked rock about the Fucking national, guardsman and it doesn't there's no, uh specific numbers for, anyone but it, Estimated, uh it's got to.

Be at least like over one, thousand under two.

Thousand what about the two of the Unknown.

COASTGUARD i, MEAN i WAS i was obviously joking about it being like nineteen, guys BUT i knew it would be a small number because it's not like so it's.

Like there's over three hundred thousand burials there that are army, related but there's only like maybe like two Thousand National.

Guards, yeah but nine hundred of them, specifically nine Hundred National guard members died In iraq And.

Afghanistan yeah THAT i, believe, yep, yeah between two thousands of one in twenty twenty.

ONE i knew.

THAT i knew the highest numbers would be from that, Specifically but.

Our National guard is dying in other.

Countries, Yeah, WELL i remember when THEY i remember when they said we're sending The National guard To iraq and we were, like not the, point what does national?

Mean and also follow up question what guard guard?

Mean and Then i'm gonna write down WHAT i think the combination.

Of those words.

Means mono means one and rail means.

Rail that's what it.

Fits and then you're, like what are we?

Doing, well, yeah they're, yeah, okay they're Guarding america over.

There no no, no, no, no, no no no no, no that's not what you're supposed to.

Do it's like it's like IF i grab my rifle right out of my bedroom and THEN i go a block and a half from my house and pace up and down the.

Street i'm guarding my house just a little bit.

Further away from my.

HOUSE i, like.

Nout now you're brandishing a weapon on other.

People i'm guarding my house.

Too i'm guarding my.

Neighborhood to Then i'm guarding my city because the People i'm guarding my, country because.

We have some people in the neighborhood right on the edge ye at the, end and they make me a little.

Nervous because you can't see in my.

Nighttime, yeah SO i need to go down AND i need to kick up make sure they know That i'm the superpower in the.

Neighborhood see that's.

See WHEN i do, it it sounds crazy and, Illegal and it was just an office.

POP i was sending a message.

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Illegal When america does, it it's nation.

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HOUSE i don't like the current.

Regime they hate me because of my of my wide.

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CASTLE i don't have any right to.

Retreat this is A WENDY'S i don't have A i don't have a right to.

Retreat, okay but you don't have a right to advance it back to your.

House get out of.

Here he's normalized this type of hateful.

Behavior, hey and we.

Helped, yeah, exactly, dude come, on give us a little bit of.

Credit LIKE i Understand jordan's gonna get a lot of.

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Good come, down retard.

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Language and, mainly, look at, FIRST i think it's just because he's not a good human, being but secondly to distract from his.

Incompetency, hey, newsflash none of you.

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Happened dozens of people Of East african descent have been, charged, convicted and sentenced for stealing more than a billion dollars in taxpayer money some government programs DURING.

Covid do you take.

Responsibility for failing to stop this fraud in your?

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Jail governors don't get to just talk, theoretically we have to solve.

Problems minnesota is a generous.

State minnesota is a prosperous, days a well run state or TRIPLE a bond.

Rated but that attracts.

Criminals those people are going to.

Jail we're doing everything we.

Can Governor Tim walls is struggle and get our money.

Back that's gone thing.

To defend reports of massive fraud that occurred under his, watch some of which reportedly went to The somali terrorist Organization Al.

Shabab that is actually, confirmed by the Way.

New York times is reporting everyone including.

Yes, DUDE i, UNDERSTAND i understand being Pro, palestine but that's a bit.

Much Y can any of you guys go for an Al shabab right?

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A lawyer representing one of The somali's convicted of fraud, said, quote it was like stealing money from the cookie, jar but instead of taking, responsibility.

And they kept refilling it is to finish the quote Eat.

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Trump how's Is trump's?

Fault that is totally disconnected with demonizing an entire group of people who came here fleeing civil war.

And who started the civil.

War oh, yeah we, UH i don't, know Mas Axel.

Rose what's the civil bar war?

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Watch why would?

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Mercy get.

Pissed so you know how like THE tsa is like really kind and they're really nice to.

You i've never had anything but great.

Experience Beginning february, first at airports, nationwide it might cost you an extra forty five dollars to fly without a REAL I D.

Now we have real IED dc As florida's a real eddy.

State, yeah but some states.

Don't still fuck, you but this is just a money.

Gram is there's not even a reason for.

THIS tsa now bumping the cost up after announcing last week it would cost travelers eighteen.

Dollars the fee was necessary because we needed to modernize the.

System we needed to make sure that the system is.

Safe, honestly we need to dismantle the.

System it might opinion by the, way modernize the.

System by modernized assistant they mean charte keep raising the price to let you fly as An, american which you should be fucking allowed to do until you bender their will and so you.

Bend that's what they're doing because they can't out and outright because constitutionally say you're not allowed to fly if you don't get real I d because you cannot.

Stop pricing everybody.

Out but they will price you.

Out and you know, what you know where most of the states that don't have real, idea that are the poor.

States, yeah it's where they have money.

To system as.

Safe flyers without a REAL id can pay the fee online before arriving AT tsa.

Checkpoints they'll get an email to present to THE tsa.

Officer so if you get to the.

Airport why are?

You but but why are you hold?

On?

Huh whether it's real idea or?

Not what Is how does the forty five dollars make make it?

Safer?

Oh because.

Then we get forty five, dollars you, know and then if you're going to do something, crazy you know you still have.

Dollars, yeah so you.

Do it's a money, grab.

Bro this is literally just we want your MONEY.

Id or another acceptable form OF, id and you haven't gone through the online verification process and you happen to make it all the way to the.

Tea, listen we got to pay a lot of black people to stand around and be rude to people and not.

Work that costs a lot of.

Money do you know what the saying you?

Think do you know what the labor car?

Else this?

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Ridiculous if we were ever, Audited god help.

Us they may pull you out of line and go through a verification process that could take up to thirty minutes and cost you forty five.

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Country remember.

That remember when every time this is a, country you're allowed To you're not allowed to travel this country without having some without either walking through a fucking radiation machine or having an elderly black man touch your.

Genitals and if you don't fucking go to THE dmv with like five pieces of paper so you get a fucking REAL, id then you're not allowed to fly without paying forty five dollars because they pull you aside so they could touch your balls.

MORE i fucking hate.

THIS i fucking hate that we know.

This we already fucking know.

That not that we knew nine to level was gonna, happen we didn't fucking stop.

It and the worst thing that, Happened we're not all the lives lost were the fact that we still have to fucking deal with this shit.

Today why but and then they then they fucking assle from The department Of.

Transportation you Are i'm ready to come and, Goes, well you, know when we're, flying we have to everyone needs to start dressing up for flights, again and everyone needs to actually take take flying.

Seriously maybe you stop treating us like fucking.

Cattle we would we would actually try when we go on an.

Airplane but why AM i gonna put pants on and shoes on THAT i have to lace?

Up if you're gonna make me take my shoes, off take my, Laptop i'll take my jacket.

Off fuck.

That i'm gonna go as comfortable as.

Possible fuck, THEN i.

Just want to absolutely love a good road trip because it's LIKE i don't have to fucking deal with any of this.

Shit m if it's depending on how long the trip.

Is Sometimes i'm, like fuck, It i'll do a road trip IF i gotta go to fucking anywhere up to like Maybe East.

Texas Sometimes i'm.

Like, eh i'll drive.

It IF i gotta go up as far as LIKE i don't North North, Carolina i'm, like fuck, It i'll drive.

It, man it's just not worth the.

Hassle hey have.

A question with this real id bullshit bullshit they're trying to fucking pull.

Here there's a really deep.

Bullshit it's, like, so then black people aren't allowed to, fly right because you keep telling everyone keeps telling us that black people.

CAN'T i eased to.

Vote that's only to but BUT i think a, fly, well you don't have a right to.

Fly you have a right to.

Vote i've seen salt.

Plane they cake get on.

Planes i've been On Spirit.

Dude unfortunatelysa.

Officials anybody made a meme of Like Soul, plane like fucking like dream reality where It's Soul plane and Then Spirit.

AIRLINES i don't think, so but god damn, IT.

I can't wait for passenger thirteen.

Fifty that fee covers the costs of modernizing the agency's identity verification, program which will be used to analyze the traveler's biographic or biometric information to verify their.

Identity but even that sounds.

Great, neat that sounds, Awesome and it's.

Not guaranteed they'll get through.

Security it's really all about.

Security it's really all about.

It never was sure that we.

Have the safest system and making sure that.

We know Who it was never about airports and.

Getting on board our.

Flights, well that forty five dollars fee will COVER teasa checkpoint access for a ten day period and could be used multiple times in that.

PERIOD tsa officials say the.

Vegans on day, eleven you immediately become a threat and is.

Terrorist look day, ten no, problem you paid the forty five.

Bucks day, eleven we're watching you Pal day, twelve enemy of the.

State, yes Fucking, CHRIST i hate THE.

Tsa let's do.

This I'm.

Venezuela can you tell us more about white hair space above venzuelidisier.

Now because we considered In venezuela to be not a very friendly.

Country they sent millions.

If people, really and probably a number in excess of, that and a lot of.

This.

LISTEN i agree with all that one hundred.

PERCENT i know they're bringing the gangs From venezuela and all.

That but the problem is is that then why is the airspace Over mexico is still?

Open BECAUSE ms, thirteen LIKE i could use that argument for pretty much every single country In south And Central.

America that's the problem with this whole picking and.

Choosing is in for a, penny in for a.

Pound then if we're gonna do, this then close the entire airspace Over.

Mexico we're not going to close the airspace Over mexico's even though more, more by the, way more of these drugs come in Through mexico than than Through.

Venezuela most of the drugs are made In mexico that come through.

Here but why is the airspace.

Communist has a lot of, oil doesn't Like.

Israel OH i don't do?

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Know give five more reasons.

People should be in a, country from, jails from, gangs from drug.

Dealers for all of the people that gave.

Into a, country of the two, reasons he gave you only one one of them matters, anyway a.

Lot of problem drugs is.

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You, LOOK i don't whether you hear the air strikes or.

Not he's not gonna tell.

You at four Pm eastern, time we will go by, me Don't what kind of question is That we've got soldiers.

Already they don't even know they're.

There they are recon recon, Marines they're already.

There they don't even know they're.

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Up oh my, God we've got one of them undercover As maduro's top.

Guy look he's right.

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This multiple people taken into custody by police at an anti ice protest down In Lower.

Manhattan good, evening and thank you for being with us for.

It who doesn't want a cold?

Beverage what's your?

Problem what's?

Doing?

Oh?

Ice fluck?

News I'm Arthur.

Chan let's get.

Who's one of the port of Legal.

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Drake they make my teeth?

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ICE i got sensitive teeth right.

Out to Our Richard, jacobs he is live in The chinatown neighborhood with the latest on all.

This how DO i.

Feel like you guys should Reverse?

Yeah thanks for this.

Assignment the Guys.

Arthur it's all cleared out, now but earlier today it was chaos and an unraveled her outside of this parking garage In chinatown with those anti ice demonstrators getting unruly with, police some of them throwing full garbage cans and cops AND i think that's, illegal walking police vehicles from going into different.

Areas you can hear the, office.

You know what For it's sad to see a CITY i love go to the, dogs like the city THAT i.

Keep, man let me tell you.

Something, look anyone could do, it not, dude that guy went.

ANYONE i think he's.

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Here they're looking For oscar the.

Grouge those demonstrators being placed under.

Arrest that's what the cops were saying.

There but you can also see them blocking streets at one, point and that's super, illegal and this protester, standing.

You, know fucking stressful and horrible it is to drive In manhattan as it, is and imagine people making it any worse on.

Purpose always a bad.

Guy what appears to be an unmarked police Van this soul happening Along Center street here In chinatown just before noon.

Today THE nypd telling us tonight that these demonstrators rest multiple times to disperse and they did not.

Comply what's funny to me is seeming like one of the demonstrators here, right is this old lady like this old, lady this these old Liberal jewish women that, yeah brof, man, listen whether you Like New york or don't Like New, york you shouldn't be old In New york unless you're like hyper, rich you know WHAT i?

Mean this woman probably is, rich you.

Know disperse and they did not, comply resulting in them being taken into.

Custody, now according to this, video.

Wow this looks like an.

Insurgency you can.

Hear these protesters chanting ice out of nysomp bomb, bump bom bomb.

Bomb The New York Immigration coalition putting out a statement tonight saying, quote, today several people were arrested amidst a protest outside the entrance of a parking garage In Lower, manhattan where dozens of immigration And customs enforcement agents had appeared to be gathering for an immigration raid.

Nearby the protests led to scuffles with THE nypd.

Officers police officers are barred from colluding with ice In New York city due.

To listen to what they.

Said hold on a, Second the protest led to.

Scuffles scuffles is, no, fine that's assaulting a police, officer which IS i watched plenty of body camp footages at least In.

Florida you got a felony on your, hand big.

Boy, no, ACTUALLY i need to correct.

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Agent, no, no that that was AN.

Nypd they threw the.

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Protection yet they continue to provide crowd management assistance to federal, agents which led to increased tensions with.

Protesters we reached out to The department Of Homeland security along with The mayor's, office but so far we have not heard.

Back we also are waiting to hear back from THE nypd tonight about any possible charges those taken into custody may be.

Facing but it was a wild scene here In chinatown for a.

While and you, know the difference from your, viewpoint the difference BETWEEN ice agents and THE.

Nypd is pretty.

Obvious did you see ANY ice agents in your coverage down?

There we did.

Not again the, lot so they weren't even.

There they weren't even.

There oh fuck, man people are.

Retarded This arthur was playing out before noon, today so based on the video that you you saw, there.

It was mostly.

White you, know there were certainly it usually is a presence of demonstrators and.

Protesters but looking for any of THOSE ice enforcement agents to see if they were trying to conduct a raid here In Laura mattin Or chinatown, today we did not.

See and The New York Immigration.

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Lunchfund, oh, gayer, gayer somehow.

Gayer, YEAH i thought it was gonna be wicked.

Too have you been dying to see death becomes her at the?

Lunfund, hey let me tell, you, ladies a young death becomes you if, you guys don't start taking care of your fucking weight, Toge diabetes is.

Real, OKAY i was gonna, SAY i was gonna, say more like heft becomes.

Her, hey you got them in.

Theater In New York, city but you weren't sure if you'd.

Fit.

NO i never THOUGHT i wouldn't sit in A broadway fit in A broadway.

PLACES i KNOW i.

Didn't people have been watching him for.

Years humans have been Watching broadway plays for.

Years have, you guys ever been to a parking garage and wondered if you'd?

Fit?

NO i never once WAS i Worried.

York, city but you.

Were if you mark my, words mark my, words a year or two from, now you're gonna Have have you been dying to go to The Taylor swift blah blah blah blah, tour but wondered.

If you would fit in a?

Stadium, Yeah i'm telling you What i'm telling.

You they're like they're moving up in like sponsored.

Ship they're also moving up in the.

Scale, well, yeah we'll welcome back to Our, NO i MEAN i don't mean like the.

WEIGHT i mean like in sheer scale that's here and.

There, yes you know.

What you really don't realize how big they are until you get the seated side.

View the seated side view is really the the level of the mercell bricked.

Up And.

I'm not even gonna be able to focus WHEN i drive home IF i FITS i.

Sit in the.

Audience hey, everyone we're plus sized Park.

Coppers we range in sizes from.

TWO x to fy that no, false FOUR x to SEVEN.

X we did the.

Math what we did the math math the fact that SEVEN x is a.

Thing make sure you like this video and follow us from plus sized tips and tricks between the tight seats and lack of leg, room then.

Between the side seats and lack of.

AGAIN i want to say that the human, beings this Is broadway, specifically human beings have been sitting in these for a hundred years and NEVER i never saw an episode Of Borderwalk empire Where Niki thompson was complaining he didn't fit in a.

Chair SO i kind of feels like this is more of a modern.

Problem it does feel very modern and very, fat very.

Fat this is a very fat.

Problem this is a very fat.

Problem.

Guys there is the look which space between the.

Seats it looks like the most comfortable theater in the.

First off stop right, now because you know what's right in front of, US.

I believe is what they would.

Call but donkey, kong.

It looks, yeah did he say in Her?

Oh, MAN i can't say.

IT i can't say that joke.

Here no even for can't say.

That does that have to do with fueling a?

Train?

No?

Different, well no, different different, Different okay for street.

Size i'm SURE i can't say.

It i'm sure that's not the only person who looks Like diddy that's been in her.

Person whenever we want to see a, show we make sure to reach out to the theater ahead of time.

And let them.

Know can we use your service?

Elevator can we need use the?

Cargoes can let me read the?

Email hi, there my friends AND i by the, WAY i know their email because when they try to give us a strike and we.

Won hi, there my friends AND i are hoping to travel THE.

Nyc That's New York, city my favorite, city during the weekend of eleven twenty one and eleven twenty three to See Death Becomes.

Her there are six of us, total but twelve of you if you go by, weight and two of us would be interested in plus size accommodation, seats as chairs with arms on both sides can be uncomfortable for.

Them is this something you can help me?

With it'd be great if they just wrote, Back no fat.

Chicks we Email Broadway direct to see what options they had to accommodate larger bodies who may be uncomfortable in a standard.

Seat, yeah they, said watch it ON, tv.

Asshole they, said thank you for reaching.

Out Seats ORCHESTRA w thirteen to fifteen would be the optimal accessible seatings for your, party as both of accessible and companion seats can be removed and replaced by armless.

Chairs imagine being so embarrassing that someone has to go into a storage closet and get The larry chair so you could sit.

Down you're so.

Embarrassing you're so embarrassing that some fucking dude has to do extra work that day because two six bluga whales decided that they wanted to see death becomes.

Her your life is an.

Inconvenience you're an inconvenience of people around.

You you cause people to do extra.

Work even if it's just recharging an electric, Scooter you're causing people to do extra.

Work people have to get extra steps and burn extra calories to walk around.

You when you guys are walking side by side in theme.

Parks it is.

Funny people have to burn extra calories at work to accommodate them because theyn't want to because they don't want to burn, calories which is.

Crazy it got back to us quickly outlined our options and assisted us and purchasing our.

Tickets when you arrive at the, theater you'll likely have to stand in line for a bit As.

Yeah i've been into events that's like, Going, hey if you go to a, concert you might have to stand in line for a.

Bit i've been to a concert that sounds like a long.

Time it has to be so terrible for things that are so normal to be so traumatizing because they can't stop, Eating like it's not that.

Terrible it's not that.

Terrible, obviously it doesn't even bother.

Them, no it doesn't they ladies have, shame for the love Of, god have, shame have some a little bit of shame for how you, Look but not even how you, look because how you look that's low hanging, fruit which is the only one you could.

Reach so it's it's not, that it's it's the fact that you are inconvenience to people around.

You everybody around you day is worse when you are.

There i'm going to give you an, example Like i've never even cared about the old fat.

Whatever, yeah, no but when you're fat to the point where we're stepping off, lines we're using mobile, scooters we're.

Getting in the way, now and you're, like, No i'm okay with.

This, well you know the other, day you, know After marie did the bodybuilding, thing she had, it she had bought.

IT i bought her shirt that Says i'm just here for the steps, because LIKE i, said we go To epcott and we're just getting steps because we had to reach the, goal, Right so we were walking after the bodybuilding.

Thing So marie is obviously like in the best shape of her.

Life she's walgging around just jacked and like looking, great and she's wearing That i'm just here for the.

Steps we walk by slopper sized woman AND i, swear to fucking, god this is real.

Ass marie wearing a shirt that Says i'm just here for the.

Snacks oh my, god this is.

Okay This.

Marie that.

Beautiful this Is.

Marie, okay this Is, marie, Right, okay this Is.

Marie this is this is the fat.

Chick, okay this is the fat.

Chick this Is.

Marie this is me back, here holding my laughter as hard AS i.

Could as soon as we walked.

By this is what.

Happened marie looks up and, down she, goes.

And she.

Smiles the slopper looks up and down and, goes and they walk by each.

Other she had to hear me the loudest laugh you've ever.

HEARD i, go holy, fuck AND i start.

LAUGHING i go she And marie starts.

Laughing oh do you understand what just?

Happened she absolutely just made our day and we absolutely ruined.

Hers and the only thing that happens she walked by.

You it was so fucking, funny really fucking.

Great everyone walks through the Metal.

Detective this theater had a street level entrance with no.

Steps we noticed that next to the bar there was a table where you could.

Pick up an assist of listening device if.

Needed why you're so fat you can't?

Hear is the sound not getting through the fat cells in your?

Ears what you have to have everything every convenience in the world because you can't stop eating.

Cake not every, convenience every convenience and every.

Indulgence you're, right you're, right and every every convenience for them is an inconvenience again for somebody.

Else the bathrooms are located.

Downstairs oh?

Good can they just roll you down like the ball that Chase indy Fucking?

Christ there are no elevators or lifts in this building right, right because it was maybe For, morbiley you'll be slobs like you needed.

Them AND i guess also handicapped.

People we didn't care about, them really, No and handicap don't go to, plays don't go to.

Places mercy's.

Right if your, handicapped don't go to place to give it to.

Musicals don't go to these.

Places you don't deserve, fun is what.

Mercis, hay you know it's not handicapped Accessible New York city, enough you know WHAT i?

Mean it's not even regular people with legs.

Accessible at this, point what are you doing rolling around in your wheelchair trying to go see a?

Show enough seeing how narrow those fucking stairwells.

Are trouble of, Stairs there isn't accessible restroom available on the orchestra.

Level you'll just have to let an usher know if you'd like to.

Use hold, On we're gonna read the sign jender diversity is welcome.

Here please use the restroom the best fits your, gender identity or.

Expression can you, imagine, sir, sir poopies?

POOPIES i identify as a?

Walrus CAN i use this bathroom.

Because there is no?

Elevator you're getting?

Fat Or, stephanie you're not targeting for this whole little.

Cute they're going to revolt against.

You i'm telling, you they're.

Revolting we've already planted seeds of doubt in their head and it's, growing and it's.

Growing why don't you put little xes over the ones that didn't fit in the.

Chairs, Again i'm sure they liked, it but they loved a little, blue little green check next To.

Stephanie it's like every Time dennis would hear the ax it's very sharing that.

Noise all of the accessible seating is located in the orchestra.

Section, whoa she's the size.

Of the orchestra, section the orca section because it's a fat, whale.

Walks of the concessions stand excuse, me where's your whole?

Trout just we're just gonna throw them at her if you're.

Lucky she let you pet her.

Tongue our.

Seats she just filters the food through her.

Teeth, bristles, Bro look at the queen pin over, Here look at The look at the size on that.

One we purchased four.

Standards you're you.

Know the funny part is is Like i'll tell you this as WHEN i was, really really, Fat, BRO i hated winter even more than.

Anything is number, one LIKE i still get hot easily in.

Places but the other thing is is like you always look worse when you have to put layers on on your fat because you're already.

Fat so now you have you're even more with it's being taken.

Up you purchased four standard seats and two seats that were a.

Standard let me, Guess, stephanie you got a standard seat because you're so cute and thin.

On chair with just one.

Arm the chairs were one arm a one arm chair already.

In place when sons found our, seats.

Which was that is.

Great they're just mocking her with the one, arm and we were.

Able to sit across the aisle from each.

Other sarah And ashley found these seats to be so much more comfortable than the standard SEATS act and felt that she had plenty of.

Legras, SORRY i can just totally picture just too fucking, LIKE i don't, know college college aged usher is just volunteering, there looking at a, chair, GOING i don't break off one, ARM i, GET i don't.

CARE i guess that'll.

Do dumb.

Man, yeah SOME nyu student with a summer job is, LIKE i just break.

DOWN i don't.

Care.

Oh egan On locals donated fifty dollars and, said actually actually hold on me put it on the.

Screen he, said, uh, Actually stephanie is losing.

Weight she had a sixty and sixty inch hips in Your july third, video But november twenty first video fifty six in.

Chips she's lying, That.

YEAH i thought YOU i appreciate the fifty, women, lie?

Sir is he a?

Woman you?

Know they gave.

Money it has to be a.

Man thank, You, Egan and if you're a, woman thank you for your husband's.

Money we really appreciate.

Her, nice that's what's.

Important joking IS i think you fifty bucks a.

Lot we really do appreciate.

It man or.

LADY i don't KNOW.

I o from each.

Other Sarah ashley found these seats to be so much more comfortable than the standard.

Seats ashley is five foot ten and felt that she had plenty of.

Legs actually it's five foot, ten so she's also a.

Monster, YEAH i called big.

Monster.

Standard, actually if you hold most of your weight and your button, hips.

Yeah that's where most of your weight.

Is huh you button your hips As, no, no, no, no, no we're not gonna.

That we're not letting that.

Slide how fucking dare?

She most of my weights in my, butt in my and your fucking.

Gun to your and got cheeks and your fucking you the leg your big hamhock fucking legs that hang over your.

Ankles most of my weights in my button my.

Hips, yeah which?

Butt your kinkles are so bad they look Like.

Bronosaurus, Next, yeah don't try to guess like.

ME i know what a thick bitch looks like and a thick bitch looks.

Nice you ain't thick, bitches now you're an ick.

Bitch, yeah all, RIGHT i know.

WHAT a thick bitch's got a lot of ass and.

Thought, look there's some bitches built like that where you like.

Dumn, yeah but you're not.

Thick you're giant fat monsters who can't sit In try a thick bitch can sit in a chair with.

Arms yeah that's.

True i'm only.

Five two and my knees were still jammed into the.

Seat let me explain to you why your knees were jammed in the seat in front of, You, Stephanie BECAUSE i know you think you hold it in your butt and your hips or.

Whatever but but let me explain the real reason that's going on.

Here business gentleman needs to be pretty, big not this, big but still pretty.

Big the reason your knees are hitting there even though you're only five two is because you have so much fat on your back and your love handles because i' bite in my.

Hips, no your stomach is.

Pushing so what's happening is instead of your back leaning sitting back on the, seat you have to your whole body your fat ass and your fat legs have to move another six inches.

Closer so in, reality even though you're five to, two you have to sit like a person who's six seven because you're.

Fat you Are Christ.

Almighty you don't see the problem, here do you?

Think by the, way when they built, this men weren't five to two.

In front of.

Me, overall, though these were not the worst theater seats we've ever sat.

In, no the worst theaters that you've ever sat in was being in the tank while everyone was throwing fish at.

You that's the worst.

One the show we thought it.

Was has a good.

Point you, know there is a difference between me putting a, thin long sleeve shirt and a suitcase versus putting a like a hoodie of the same exact size space of the fucking shirt That i'm putting in.

There it takes more.

Spaces there's more of.

You Uh, look remember showing you hold it in a button her.

Hips there's no stomach.

There by the, WAY i really do, Wonder, STEPHANIE i, Wonder and by the, WAY i don't care if crude we are you trying to grab their our money with a copyright, Strike but how low do your.

Tits, HANG i need to.

Know it's important to, me LIKE i need to know what are they?

Doing because there's this thing fat, women fat, women we know your.

Tricks you think we, don't but we.

Do we're smarter than you are on account of being.

Men, Listen i'm smarter than.

You the fat woman trick of, like, well they show how big your tits.

Are sure you could fucking manipulate them and hold them, up but once that braw comes, off they never.

Look don't lie.

Good they look on the, tits don't.

Lie it truly blew us.

Away if you, know You, Jennifer Megan.

Hilthy in the, whole you Know stephanie's getting so big because even Though stephanie has some big, gazongas her stomach is now reaching out pastor.

Gazogas oh, talented and we can't.

Again broadway shows are for.

Everybody if there's a show you want to, see don't be afraid to reach out to.

The, yeah go inconvenience more, people you fat, slove but you know what they deserve for having gender inclusive.

Bathrooms you get what you.

GET i hope your day was.

Bad Uh, okay here it is, here it is here.

Isore we got.

More oh this fucking guys just on a downward.

Spiral, okay so a cash sing and Curry, Kalila, yeah Curry.

KALILA i think she's worse Than.

KALILA i really.

DO i think she's actually worse BECAUSE i don't know what it is.

About maybe it's just The indian.

Thing but, anyway here we.

Go, yeah keep going.

This so the husband gets on, steroids he gets.

Fit the husband just got really screwed in the whole.

Process he's also kind of like A by the, way this is eight months.

Ago what you're seeing is before all the.

Drama so you see how we use.

Confidence, yeah, yeah but there's too lazy to.

Try seeming guys.

Manipulated he's so in love with his, wife he's like so coucked.

Out he just goes along with everything she.

Wants how dn you know what bitch?

Move?

Dude what a bitch move that?

Guy my?

Boy oh?

Boy, hey caution from the.

Future all, Right so that was a cash around eight months.

Ago this guy has no self awareness and is in complete denial about his, relationship even though he basically just described it there talk about how him spending a ton of money on her has been the best investment for, him and she really acts like this is a legit, theory like the more money you spend on your, girl the better your life will.

Get i'm going to apologize right now BECAUSE i know what's about to happen is going to make MRSH i saw this.

Clip it's gonna make mush.

ANGER i.

AM i gonna get.

Mad you're gonna get, Mad and, honestly anybody who has any testosterone in the audience is going to be.

Upset and she seriously says it's supported By chinese.

Physics so he's not.

Kidding he's not, Kidding he's not.

Kidding, yes he's not.

Kidding is physics different In?

Chinese yeah it, Is yeah it.

Is it's upside down because, yeah it's new new.

Physic, yeah, physics we take You american.

Physic we make it.

Battle something that gets lost in translation when we're talking about.

PHYSICS i think it's rostly she.

Just sounds, deranged and imagine a gosh having to listen to this every.

Day it's probably absolute, Torture, like no wonder this guy can't.

Think you want to watch one of their, Episodes episode, Ten BOTOX ocd puppy.

Play sounds like the wors that's, great sounds like fun.

Straight his brain is probably fried from this, ship.

Because, like where the fuck has chivalry?

Gone?

Oh you women fucking took it and you went, aheah and you killed.

It you smashed killed.

It we went at shivers anymore because we want to get accused of of rape because you regretted having sex with another.

Guy we, tried we tried To we tried to feed you chivalry like like trying to feed a, baby and you kept smacking the food.

Away so then we just put you in your crib and let you starve to death.

There you, know.

That's where has chivalry?

Gone?

Like why do these men who make sixty thousand dollars a year talking about gold?

Diggers you don't have any.

Gold how do you know.

How much money these men?

Make the fact that you're immediately going this is women like this are the worst.

Kind the moment that you immediately go into the money.

Aspect that's all you're, about, Right that's all you're about is the money they got to take care of.

You here's the.

Thing the reason chivalry's dead is is because it used to be a back and forth, right like the guy would go out to work every day and he would do his, stuff and the woman take care of the co, house take care of the.

Kids and when the hommets were gonna husband come, home she would be she would.

Eat your dinner's, ready here's your, drink go sit.

Down and then you know what happened, then because people could pretend that women were so oppressing in the, fifties they, weren't because then what happened when the husband was fucking?

Happy he, go, honey we're going at Disney.

World where do you want to, go, Sweetheart we're gonna go To.

Macy's and then you didn't have to, work AND i do was raised a retarded.

Kid it was a lot of hard on that, iPads i.

Guess and then that's it and that was your.

Life but now now you want to not fucking, cook you want to not fucking, clean but also you want to not provide money in their, relationship but then be treated like a princess and you're.

Lucky and you know, What i'm not even mad At Curry kalila, here because you did, it, girl you found the.

COOK i will you found.

HIM i will take uh take it a step.

Further not only are women obsessed with like what guys make and what they do and what they women are also very bad at like figuring out how much a guy made.

You guys are actually really.

Stupid the girl math is.

Real WHEN i worked in WHEN i worked.

At this home design, place, right we did like everything you would need for like literally even if you just built the house and it warn't, appliances and then we could do the whole.

HOUSE i got my first few big, accounts like with contractors because the female sales reps that were, there they would always see a dude walk in and he would have like paint splatter on his fucking hat and he would look like.

Shit and he would walk in and he'd see him start looking at washer dryers and they'd be, like guy's, broke And i'd be.

Like work, boots hang, Splatter, Yeah, hey what's going on?

Man what do you need?

Dude we're doing a fucking.

Construction these ass holes was supposed to have a washer dryer and they.

DON'T i need a fuck one today within an.

Hour and you'd bail him out of a, jam and then guess what, now every time that guy turns out turns out he's building like fifteen.

Houses turns out he looks like shit because he's fucking working and he's literally the owner of the contracting.

Company SO i got a lot of clients because women would just go now he broke AND i would run to that guy and, go what do you need?

Man and it was always some LIKE i need a flat, screen and then the.

Dishwashers they're not gonna get it to me in, time and these people want And i'm, like, done we'll get you fucking And i'd have to call the warehouse and, go you know this, model just get.

One fuck, It i'll drive it, there.

DUDE i used to drive things to this, guy like to these job, sites to be like here you wanted it, today it's.

Here and that's like, women people.

Forget people forget that The they think guys just gonna come in and am in a couple exactly drinking champagne and, going hey, women money houses to, build going building up exactly what you, Said, hey, women did you know that the the the car that the average millionaire?

Drives and they, Did this is.

True it's not A corvette or A.

Ferrari it's AN f one fifty, see because a lot of them they gotta go do.

Shit you're fucking in the construction.

Business you're gonna be on your.

Shirts might be a king, ranch it might be it's gonna be the decked out, one, sure but they're driving.

It and by the, way women want another difference anyway from the outside between to deck that one and regular for one fifty because you're, dumb.

Dude i'd even have female sales reps that would have a guy that looked like a contractor and he'd, go, YEAH i really NEED i need to be telling THEM i need.

This dishwasher today for a.

Client and they'd be, like, like he wants her to go through all this to sell one dishwasher, Today And i'd be, like are you ritz, Haardo, yeah because like this, guy you get him out of his fucking jam, today he's gonna.

Come by a whole outfold of appliances.

Tomorrow and like they would just always it's too much, effort juice isn't worth the.

Squeeze i'd be, like give, me give me the fucking INVOICE i.

GOT i will drive to the warehouse and get him.

This i'm telling, you these women are.

Bad you're very.

Bad women at like, again you just think you want like fucking somebody to pull up Into bugatti and do the fucking tithands and be.

Like, Oh i'm a world championship.

KICKBOXER i thought millions in, cryptocurrencies and you're, like, oh he's.

Bawling it's, like get you a dude that's got paint splatter on his fucking, boots you dumb.

Bitches egan who give us fifty dollars SAYS i make six.

Figures he, GOES i only have one car and it's A Bronco sport.

Exactly see WHAT i.

Mean it's not what you fucking.

Think.

Girls you got it.

Wrong the dig because the guys that are actually in the one percent tax bracket they want to do like the things that my husband And naver are.

Doing they want to take care of.

Women they don't want us to be.

Stressed they want to be in our Divine they want us to be in our, divine feminine.

ENERGY i said divine feminine.

Energy.

Guys i'm gonna tell you something right.

Now if a woman says the words divine feminine, energy run for the, hills because the next thing you're gonna hear is that mercury's in.

Retrograde that's why she slashed your.

Tires telling you take my advice to from two fucking old retards that have been around the.

Block we know what we're talking about.

Here.

Bro if a chick says divine feminine, energy get ready to be scrubbing the smell off your dick for a good month and a.

Half, yep it's not going to be.

Good that investing in your wife is the BIGGEST roi that you'll ever.

Have, no it's actually a Hundred, yeah you guys have a horrible return on.

Investment investing in a woman's like investing in a.

Car, Yeah i'll buy gold, coins thank.

You investing in your wife is not a Financial you're right.

As soon as you, married the twenty percent depreciation right off the.

Bat and by the, way you know investing in your.

Wife investing in your wife's a wonderful thing by having children and starting a, Family but, like you're not wife.

Material, now if somebody finds a nice woman who has manageable expectations and does have like a plan to maybe start a life with, you that isn't based on this fucking materialistic dog, shit soulless.

Garbage then, yeah it is a good, investment.

Ma'am you are not a good.

Investment you're basically just a Hot indian.

Chick and the clock's ticking on.

That oh, yeah, no.

No and the and the other thing is you ever seen The indian?

Wall holy, shit it's made of.

Garbage oh, shit.

It's.

Garbage it's fused together like sh it's the.

Cement it's an a POxy holds all the garbage or the.

Bricks sit listen, here garbage.

Wall we don't fucking care my garbage wall.

EXACTLY i.

Said maybe to.

Day is gonna be the day where you wake up looking.

Fifty right, now you don't realize because guys are fucking your, mouth but it's gonna.

Happen you're gonna have bulldog, cheeks.

Ma'am the, jowls The indian jowls are.

Undefeated, bro those things come.

In it's it's, like you, know wisdom teeth committing your, Twenties indian jowls committing your.

Fifties and then you have like you look like what was The?

Gungans you look at A gungan from Fucking Star.

Wars, no, no, no, People india is just a bunch Of nixon.

Impersonators it, is it, is it.

Is it is burden because In eastern, physics this is both The.

Eastern, physics which is different Than western.

PHYSICS i, WAS i.

WAS i was famously told rights or physics.

IS i was told at a very young age, that, yeah physics are pretty.

Settled it's a settled.

Science.

Yeah it turns out IF i throw a brick At royce's head In, chinese it doesn't hurt.

Him, no it.

Doesn't wait what that?

Is not how that?

Works?

No but what will happen IS i will GET i will get a little little birds will fire around my.

Head i'm gonna Run.

Royce over in my car after the show when the cops coming to.

Go not it's, OKAY i did it In.

Chinese oh, okay it's, Fine chinese.

FISH i don't do.

Physics chinese physics is all The asian people cratching their cards.

Constantly by the, way Every asian woman driving Is chinese.

Physics you, know investing in your wife is not a financial burden because In eastern physics it's.

Philosophy eastern.

Philosophy you stupid.

Listen if you want to be treated like a, princess what do you give because because what do you give?

Back what do you give back in the?

Relationship what do you bringing to the table other than the garbage waile That marshall eloquently pointed, out what do you bring into the?

Table because from WHAT i, see all you're bringing his.

Problems it is both In chinese and Like indian, physics, philosophy.

No, physics she, thinks she thinks philosophy Is Middle.

Eastern yeah it.

Is i'm just sitting under the tree one day and big piece of poop fall off.

Tree horse.

Apple, YEAH i.

Know it Was.

Isaac it Was.

Isaac it Was Isaac.

Putin Isaac pluten gave us the theory of.

Relativity you, like.

Can you treat your wife like a discovered?

Gravity when he slipped in, cowshit fell faced first and more, cowshit and then he got up and he, Goes he got up and he.

Goes first, off there's a lot of.

Cowshit can we agree that he might have a Cow, SECONDLY i figured out WHY i keep falling, Down and it's more than just.

Cowshit it's called growdy.

Queen you spoil, her you give her, stuff you just let her be able to.

Relax she gets into this differences like.

She's got a chill from her hard day of doing.

Nothing, mersh she's gotta get the vibe for the long day of literally sitting in her pajama saying she wants to fuck her his best.

FRIEND i, WOULD i can't say.

It find feminine, energy this divine feminine.

Aura in, return she starts taking care of you in a much better.

Way she's so mostly supportive of.

You because women are.

Emotionally supportive is?

Worthless what that's?

JUST i can get an, ANYTHING i can get AN ai chat to root me.

On, Yeah mike israte wants to fuck, one so come, on And i'm not talking about His asian.

Wife there so strong AND i don't need you for.

THEM i don't need a woman for emotional.

SUPPORT i just go.

Live and then people in the chat, go, no you're doing.

Good.

Yeah they lie to me.

Too, YEAH i don't need.

YOU i get lied to all the.

Time it's.

Awesome if, anything they lie to me and they give me.

Money, yeah you know, what the chat's way better than you, are way better than a.

Girlfriend.

Bro do you just give us fifty bucks to tell?

Something you fucking just give this dude a fucking, headache but he deserves.

It oh, wow you support me morally cool and how.

They can take care of men and like that energy.

Gets thanks for cheering me on WHILE i did.

Stuff so here's here's.

Something remember when she when she brought up when she brought the cool you're a?

Fan, no you know WHAT i?

Mean LIKE i?

Do you give you a lot of?

Support, yeah While i'm doing stuff, well and some people would call it a weight on my.

Back, honestly is the Thing i'm calling Ith.

Uh it's like you, Know i'm trying to roll the stone up the hill and you're actively kicking it back.

Down you know WHAT i?

Say are you sure you want to roll the stone that?

WAY i mean there's a better.

Way there's the better way to get it.

Up, Hew, no you're.

Right you helped a.

Lot SEE i could have just changed the pipe under the kitchen.

Sink but it's way more fun doing it while you criticize me every.

Step, yeah it's great Because.

I'm already here's the.

Thing i'm already frustrated in.

Myself see trust, me, ladies let me teach you.

Something.

Thing we're already pissed at.

Ourselves we don't need someone else giving us fucking suggestions and how stupid.

We, were or we're, helping but helping in the way where you open up the instructions and you already realize they're upside, down and as you're turning them, around they're already going they're upside.

Down thank, YOU i will fucking kill.

You isn't that your?

Exit the cars are.

BREAKING i appreciate you doing the, dishes but you should have done the dishwasher.

Differently and there's so many men listening right now they're like, god damn or better yet they're son right, now we're better yet making a bunch of stuff and then not doing the.

Dishes, Cool, okay.

The universes starts coming back to.

You AND i can SAY i am like a case in point, example like even before my husband of narcissism really started making, money he always would find little ways to spoil, me even if he it didn't Cost so you.

Knew your husband was making money and you still were that much in the.

Beginning and now like we've gone from like hit you're.

A materialistic garbage.

Person, well we're living in a material world and she is a material.

Girl right and buying me like air pods or Like nike shoes to, now, like you, know spending so much money.

At neumu Or cartier or.

Whatever And i'm not saying that to be.

Braggy i'm saying you are.

Seeing it to be.

Braggy, dude we know you are saying it to Be CAN i just point out that this, BITCH i just want to point something.

Out do you enorm me people here that you don't hate her.

Enough she's pointing out, that oh my, god he was listen that he was only buying Me nikes and air.

Pods those are things are, expensive.

GUYS i don't know if you know, this But nikes are, expensive and app Any apple product's.

Expensive merchan AND i were just TALKING i gotta get a new phone To i'm, like all phones cost a billion.

Dollars SO i want to point out that it's, like oh my, god even when you have a lot of, money he was still buying Me, nikes.

Bitch it'd be one thing if you, said even when, me how many money he was buying Me walmart shoes and fucking Rossy bluetooth earphones and and be, like, damn he must have been broke as.

Shit but if he was buying you fucking nikes in air the fuck up you weren't.

Broke there's a whole generation of people now they're just just hyper fixated on this like lifestyle AND i just never understood.

It, Man but what she considers, broke it's not what you AND i would consider.

BROKE i think that's the, problem, sparity what broke versus not.

BROKE i just think that if even IF i fucking won the Power ball, tomorrow like, this just this idea of like you gotta constantly be.

Showering this person with it's.

Weird it's, weird, Right I'm i'm content enough in life THAT i just see it LIKE i would probably not do much.

Different i'm definitely getting.

A nicer, car And i'm, gonna, like you know WHAT i, mean there's some nice Things i'm gonna get there WHAT i mean, overall it would be like what AM?

I how many shoes are you gonna?

Buy?

Like how many things are you gonna?

Buy it's it's a sickness when people are like you gotta get me the latest thing and also gotta get a new bag every?

Week why do you need them any?

Bags that's insane.

Principle like really really find funny about All this is her, Saying i'm not trying to sound, braggy and she's from a country that literally has a cast.

System, yeah that's a good.

Point CAN i truly believe that like a man that takes care of his wife is like blessed by the?

Universe all men should of, course if you're getting, MARRIED i do believe should take care of their.

WIFE i believe in.

THAT i really do and do nice things, too nice and buy the.

Materialistic, yes let me let me explain to you something you.

Women CAN i TREAT?

I CAN i teach you something?

Else we're really trying?

Here CAN i teach you something?

Else if you want a guy to get you things and he feel good about, it don't ask him for.

It if guy goes out of his way to try to surprise you and get you, something he'll get you, stuff and then you'll be, like, oh that's so.

NICE i don't expect, that because then the guy's doing.

It like you know, what, man she'd been really, good she'd been helping me.

Out i'm gonna go ahead and buy her something.

Nice but the moment you go and, OPEN i guarantee YOU i fucking guarantee you she.

Does the moment that she goes is she opens the present and she, GOES i mean one of the White louie, batons BUT i guess these are.

Fine that's the type of person we're dealing with, here, grow that's the kind of person we're dealing with.

Here See, Braggy i'm saying that That i've seen this principle like really really.

Work AND i truly basically tearing him down to try to launch her own career while still spending.

All his money and red flags is very funny.

Finding her by saying that this is and he walk thing yourself sixty thousand.

Followers, okay to these red pill guys or these brown girl, HATERS.

I think i'm.

Cringe first, off let me be, clear, honey if you listen to our, show we like some brown, girls so they, say now wrong and.

Wrong, yeah we're clown, pilled we like Brown, yeah we're not mana sphere people at.

All we make fun of those losers, too but we're also we know what we.

Are we're really not in cells.

Either if you're gonna go with that, One, no we get laid so, again we're.

Realist, okay is what we.

Are i'm free, Though i'm being myself and I'm.

But the thing, is, honey you're the.

Worst thank you, YOURSELF i guess isn't good.

Enough here's the THING i think you should come to.

Realize we know you're being your most honest.

Self you're, horrible, yeah, Objectively so.

We just don't like.

You we don't like your honest.

Self some, people, Listen some women are naturally a little bit better than.

Others, Right some women need to be harnessed a lot less than other.

Women, Correct you are a woman that needs a, harness a, muzzle some probably some blinders like they put on, horses like you need to be in a hannibal lecter.

Mask is my, point you need to be really.

Harnessed i'm very lucky BECAUSE i trained very well AND i have an off the leash, wife so it's, Great LIKE i could go.

Play it's.

Awesome it's.

Great you, know you do whatever you.

Want every once in a, while, though she'll get in a fight with somebody else's unleashed wife and it's.

Bad, NO i will agree that sometimes it's.

BAD i get, it but you KNOW i have a price you pay for.

Love they're walking To you're just passing another couple and the women just start walking towards each, other and you're, like, no, no.

No rch just scoops me, up like no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

No i'm.

Sorry i'm.

Sorry i'm, sorry sidewalk.

Past and then the guy, goes, yeah who are you?

Telling who are you?

Telling?

Bud you best, friends lifelong, friends best couple of Friends i've ever.

Had actually one hundred and sixty thousand.

Follows what do we do is you let the women play outside and then we Play.

Xbox of, course NOW i only started posting last, Year like whatever you, Think, like that's good fucking.

Growth because he has six hundred thousand.

Subscribers you have that growth because of your.

Husband it wasn't.

Natural there's, listen you're a fucking dime a.

Dozen there's there's a bunch of bitches sitting in their car saying they deserve fancy.

Things you're not special in any way other than the fact that the, dude the gay dude that you're married, to is on.

Flagrant she addressed the controversy too at one of his, shows and of Course i'm.

SORRY i want to be, CLEAR i want to get.

SUED i don't Think akas sing is a gay.

GUY i think he acts like.

One he's just simping out for, her WHICH i.

Get it's his wife and he wants to defend.

Her but she why you'd never do the same for.

HIM i, mean LIKE i, said she could have tried to walk things, back which would have.

Helped And i'm sure it's about and he was on SOME mtv shows so he.

Wasn't so even though she's doing whatever he told funny.

Here it is, here it is so remember that when he got off the plane and he started to defending.

Money and she freaked out and left.

There wife gold wore all these other.

Things, well let me ask you a, question Mister.

Singh i've seen you called women on your show gold diggers and horse many, Times SO i ask, you is she a gold higger in a horny come?

On because she was saying she was popping her pussy all the frat, boys all the frat, boys.

So hama tells one story That i'd never even told.

Her, HONESTLY a lot of the, people keep in mind we brought this.

Up most of the people in the audience have no idea what this.

Is they came for a comedy.

Show they just kind of Watch flagrant and Like, flagrant they're not.

Involved they're not perpetually online weirdos like, also, yeah they even Watch.

Flagrant but even keep in mind, too a lot of these, people a lot of these cup types of, gigs they're also.

Flyed they also got they also got good and the free tickets.

Given just see a guy and you're, like, oh he's on that show With Andrew.

Shoultz, OKAY i kind of know him From rogan and, like all, right, right so you got a lot of casuals coming in for a free ticket and a couple of, drinks and they're, going uh what like they're way thrown.

Off, yeah guys just skipping around the video go too lazy to?

Try you want to tartole?

One she has no idea this Story my wife AND i met in twenty.

Fourteen she has no.

Idea and this made up story about the same Mersh she has no idea about this made up.

Story i'm about to tell you, ready no.

IDEA i was not making.

MUCH i was getting twenty five dollars a night doing stand up all ON ntv shows At, pat you're.

Overpaid she had money if she was a goldener THAT i didn't even have tend to get to, this to be.

Honest but then in twenty, eighteen how about a flat fucking broke thirty four years old AND i probably made four thousand dollars that entire, year and we couldn't even afford the living room we lived In New York.

City we had to move out of that apartment and moved To New.

Jersey but the side of the, story you're not telling.

Us you were still buying her air pods and.

Nikes and here's the.

Thing you were hiding from her that you were.

Broke he's saying she never heard the.

Story you were hiding from her that you were.

Broke you were because he.

Was he was basically saying that you were hiding from her that you were.

Broke this happens a, lot because when you watch Like caleb sometimes you see that a lot where they genuinely you, see like the woman, GO i had no idea we were this Bro she never told.

Me everything seemed.

Fine she she didn't know that he was broke because she was still getting nikes and air, pods and in her, mind all she was hearing WAS, MTV mtv stand Up kicks and famous LIKE.

Mtv, yes, listen this is this story is not doing what you think it's.

Doing Is she's gonna go on the other end and Go he bought me iPods and he bought me.

Ninekees Was?

Saturday moving To New.

Jersey Being indian In New, Jersey, yeah that's way sadder like moving In New jersey's.

Horrible but Being indian In New?

Jersey do you guys move there because it smells like your?

Country, well it depends.

Bridge, yeah.

MONEY i don't have to say which.

One everybody knows What i'm talking.

About so we had to stay.

On her friend's couch for almost a.

Month we were basically homeless for a.

Month was her friend Of?

Maile and was she fucking?

Him i'm asking for a guy who wants to fuck, her.

So i'm to save money's moving To New.

Jersey AND i remember the night before we went to the, couch we had to stay in my our.

Apartment, illegally we're supposed to have been out by like twelve.

Am we moved, everything we didn't have a place to, stay so we just stay.

There that, night it was just me and hers leaveing on a hardwood.

Floor i'm thirty four years, old she's twenty five years.

Old i'm looking at this girl like, man you could go be with An indian who's, adopted like a Real.

INDIAN i have so much ahead of.

ME i don't know what my life is going to.

Be i'm thirty, Four i'm fucking.

Broke this dream might not ever have and But i'm too fucking moron to.

Quit this is all bullshit AND i have nothing to give.

Her it's just a light.

Jacket it's Like.

October we have.

Nothing SO i hand her the jacket and then she said what's this for?

Us did you use as a?

Pillow and then she, goes, well what are you going to?

Use AND i, Said i'll figure it.

Out whoa?

Dude this guy is a.

Dude he's a.

Hero, honestly what a hero you?

ARE i love his story of.

Struggle he be, hero but not only, is but it's LIKE, I, i myself and many PEOPLE i know have struggled way worse than, that like what he's describing as.

Well so you stayed an extra night at your apartment and you, Say i've done that.

Before and also you're not a tough dude for letting your, Girlfriend like it's the fact that he was still trying to get credit For LIKE i gave him my jacket and she was, like but were you going to, sleep big?

Guy AND i was, like figure it.

Out i'll probably get the other jacket from my.

Car, yeah, exactly.

Because all our stuff's in, it So i'm assuming my pillows in, there so why don't we just get The, okay, look, MAN i kind of feel, like if you're gonna spend the night, there why don't you keep a couple of pillows and maybe a sleeping bag and your made up.

Story by the, way this is all fucking.

Fake and she said you had me At, hello and she, said, uh you only got Me apple.

Airpots, no she had me back my.

Jacket she, goes what is the same?

Gross how did you get this At?

Ross are you fucking kidding?

Me right?

Now?

Puma who Makes Puma?

Davis and then she laid her head on my chest and her arm around me the.

Entire night and she was, cold and he didn't have any.

Pillows this is WHY i.

Hadn't shared this.

WORD i remember, THINKING i don't know How i'm gonna be able to marry.

This girl Because i'm so program in such a banned place and it's a dark time in my.

Life and she knows, that and she preyed upon, it and she took advantage of.

It and because you were that one moment, there, Listen i'll give.

You i'll give you that's.

TRUE i don't think a lot of.

IT i think it's it's In, bellsha but let's say it.

Is she has your, bet she has some pretty.

Well and what that means is now she knows that you're a little bitch who thinks that you do not deserve.

Her so what she's doing is if this situation was, real then if the way then she would be acting.

Differently, now how do you go from being that person that you described in that, story this made up story and being what you are very unimportantly emphasized.

It but how do you become what you are?

Now because a person that would have had to sleep on the floor and their husband in that would be actually more grateful now and wouldn't be making him look like an absolute cuck when he goes to Fucking Do bay to do a comedy.

Show she wouldn't be doing, that, dude not at.

All she's taking advantage of.

You you just are too stupid and too.

Broken they weren't even, married, bro they were.

Owned they weren't even.

Married they weren't even married for a year before she made him go to couples.

Counseling they weren't even married for a.

Year that seems a little.

Soon that's a little soon to be going a couples counsel.

AGAIN i will Find, listen he's saying it.

HIMSELF i will never find someone.

ELSE i need.

Her, guys even if you feel, that you better be sure that the girl you're with is not this type of, woman because you have just given this girl so MUCH ammo to ruin your.

Life she knows she could literally go on, listen let me tell you.

Something this woman is so.

BRAZEN i know this is gonna sound, crazy but be.

Careful she might even go on a podcast and say she wants to fuck your friend in front of millions of.

People she would that sounds.

Nut she is to Do she might even do.

That she would not know she she.

Might she might do something like.

That, bro this girl is so.

Crazy she might lie about being a virgim and then go on podcasts and say have two butthole.

Stories she might do, that and very careful you're.

Defaming these are things that can.

Happen she was the one popping her pussy, imersion not.

Me, wow, bro, dude that was really.

Gay that was the gayest thing you've ever, said and you're.

UNFLAGRANT i wasn't making crazy money for her.

Again so at his lowest, point she just made his life even more stressful and then.

Left, no by the time he Visited, india the podcast was already.

Made oh here we, Go, no but somebody called him.

Out.

No by the time he Visited, india the podcast was already making.

Money she broke up with.

Him when he went.

Broke a few months, later the podcast started making money, again and.

Then she came.

Back, really oh, Really he says in another podcast that she wasn't pleasant during that.

Time he accepts that she was, bitchy, impassive, aggressive and fought his.

Mom, Like, okay see like SEVEN mtv.

SHOWS i wasn't making crazy.

MONEY i was making like low six.

Figures but my girlfriend at the, TIME i.

Wasn't making crazy, money BUT i was making low six.

Figures, okay excuse.

Me the story you just told you said you were.

Broke you said you were, broken you didn't have a place to, stay but now you were making crazy, money but you're making low six figures on a.

Jacket she moved into our place and then all of a sudden and a twenty.

Song Un Like indians with just jacket on the corner when they Watch, Women oh got.

All the show started suddenly getting canceled one by.

One i'm going.

Broke so twenty, eighteen we're Doing.

Flagrant my, wife financially anxious, person is, like what is going?

On, like financially anxious is the good way to describe a gold digging?

Cunt or we we're talking about getting?

Married is this what it's going to?

BE i don't have an answer for.

Her i'm, like this flagrant.

THING i, think this flagrant, THING i.

THINK i believe in.

THIS i believe in.

THIS i believe in.

This THEN i started, wondering like AM i just saying?

That because that's ALL i have?

Left and then luckily we started The patreon BECAUSE i went so.

Broke we had town was doing, great starting to blow, up to be honest with, you started to dry.

Up he was kind of aging out of THE mtv bracket and he wasn't really getting any attention from the, industry so he was pretty much losing all his.

Income and at the same, TIME i was working a really toxic job with like a toxic, manager.

And which always job a job that you had to do work women always have toxics jobs and toxic managers.

Until two in the.

Morning and it just caused a lot of stress on our relationship and then came to a head when my mother in law came to visit, us AND i was being very distant because of everything we were going.

Through you were being a, cunt you werelf admittingly being a.

Bitch she was very, stressed AND i think she kind of internalized it like THAT i was being bitchy towards, her passive aggressive towards.

Her you were you Were you're a, passive, aggressive bitchy.

Person it was a.

Huge fight between all of.

Us, Basically akash did not defend, me AND i was, Like, OKAY i don't know IF.

I can be.

Interested he didn't defend you because you were wrong relationship with this person.

Anymore so after, this we both took a much needed break and we just needed time to reflect.

On our and Then flagrant started taking, off AND i realized he could buy me nice.

Things SO i went back to your you're a bad.

Person you're a bad, person.

And you should feel shame.

Disgusting you should feel shame on.

Outside of the.

RELATIONSHIP i took a trip To india with my mom for my cousin's.

Wedding akash needed to find his voice within the, relationship and he.

Needed to find his voice in the.

Relationship, guys, again we're giving you.

Tips that, AGAIN i translate for you when a woman says you had to find your voice in a, relationship and men's you're a pushy and you're a pushover Respective and even though she's acting like she wants you to give her what she, wants women instinctually want somebody to.

LOOK i know this is fucking brutal and.

REAL i promise, you, guys the people to watch these clips and to watch our.

Show we are not one of these mans for your.

Podcasts but this is just a.

Fact in many, cases a lot of women want to be told what to.

Do women don't want to be asked what they want for.

Dinner women want to be told where they're going for.

Dinner women don't want to be asked about.

Anything mostly they just kind of want to be told what to.

Do they think they think because OF tv and because of their stupid friends that like, her they think that they want to be independent and they want to be to do whatever they, Want but in, reality they.

Don't they really.

Don't they want you to tell them where we're.

Eating they want you to tell them where we're, going AND i want.

And, honestly can me tell you some, boys if you're in a, relationship the moment you realize that, everything it's so much, easier the moment you just, go we're going here for dinner and they, go sounds, good and then that's.

It your life's.

Happy i'm just telling you, whatever this this is.

Horrible but when you're not finding his voice means he who's eternally a.

Cup he wouldn't say what he was.

Feeling and he still.

Doesn't and you're still lapping.

Up you're lapping.

Up you know what you're, doing, Dude you're a cup that's lapping up emotional come from a, vagina and it's actually more disgusting than Being.

Indian can you imagine a more horrible thing than An?

Indian lapping come from your best friends fucking.

Cops More.

Indians that's More.

Indians we got a couple of these before we.

GO i Think i've ben the won't be watching any more of.

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No you?

Did it doesn't matter your, producer that's.

Fine, Okay, well we'll find.

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