During the third millennia, in a strange place known as the United States of America, a war was brewing.

Brainwashed Marxist idiots in colleges across the nation flashed with equally brainwashed anime obsessed neo Nazis.

Starbucks windows were shattered, Dodge Challengers were totaled, and Muslims realized that rental bands were cheaper than plane tickets.

Skinny amement millennials from coast to coast were hospitalized with life changing injuries such as springs.

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Heroic Knights of Court rose up to defeat Shy and drive the evil villain into a descent towards a madness to the life from which he would never recover.

As the enemies of Freedom destroy the cities that raise them, as America begins to resemble an Iron Maiden album come to life, two heroes have risen up to fight against the culture of utter madness and restore sanity the only way they know how what the fuck by refusing to take any of it seriously.

Merge what is up with Darren?

You know, man?

What what happened to him?

People say, I got a real twisted sense of humor.

He looks like he should be on the back of a ten dollars bill.

Oh my god, Roy Lopez.

I don't know what it is about him.

Hold on, I'm a roat.

Maybe I'm sick of hearing about him.

Yeah, I don't like Maybe it's his face.

He's a punchable face.

And would it downloaded pig which said nothing to me.

He's probably a nice guy, don't care.

I don't know what it is about the guy Big.

Cranberry has been lying to you found.

Forever by their mutual love of smoking marijuana, Simpson's references and affection towards Alex Jones.

These two men have joined forces to bring you uncut news and opinions directly from the belly of the beasts.

He looks like he should be flying a kite with a fucking gey on it.

Brendan says he hasn't been able to use the N word for a while.

That's the source of his years saving Western civilization, one childish dick joke at a time.

Here they are your new heroes of the imperium, Mersh and Royce.

That's how pros do it.

He broke host, and I was like, you can't do that.

That's how pros do it.

Your piece of shit.

You know, it's the best of that, Owen Troyer.

No one's better that than Owen saying something right before you go live and then I'm muting.

That's how you do it.

Though.

Welcome to Revenge of the Cists, everybody.

I said something very esty right before we went live.

Very funny too.

Welcome to the program.

It's a Thursday.

I guess.

You know today was a great day for me.

I gotta tell you a good dight.

Really, why what happened?

Because you know you didn't have to use your ak No I didn't, But I I don't have a cook to breakfast with no hog.

First of all, if you're making breakfast with no pig products, I don't know how is that a good.

Day in the in the AA in this scenario, somebody was getting spit roasted.

I I don't really because you know me, like, I don't really get doing any of this fucking all this all the fucking the internet drama shit, and I think the dabble versus five hundred too many shows and all, I don't care.

Honestly, I think it's stupid.

But whatever, But then you know, you tell a motherfucker not to mention your name, right, and then a motherfucker goes and.

He's got imagine your name, and then and then a motherfucker here has to snitch on a motherfucker merce snitch.

I did snitch.

I don't want to.

I watch the video.

I didn't watch the video before he said it.

I watched it live on the show to date.

But I mean, yeah, I don't.

I kind of just feel bad for the guy.

Yeah, you know, like I don't.

No, No, I know, you don't.

I understand.

I mean, I mean, I just I mean, I mean, ask you something.

Sure, remember the uh the episode of the Simpsons where sucha Bob goes to murder Bart.

How many rakes would he have to step on for you to stop feeling bad for him?

Like the first rake?

You might feel bod my third rake?

Yeah, okay, we're on like the eleventh rak.

No, I know, keep keep in mind, I just started watching the I'm on like Rake two right now, because I don't really watch it.

I don't really, I just don't.

It's a lot of rakes.

No, I know, I know, a lot of ricks.

Looks like the fucking It's like the back of a pickup truck at the Loves in Florida.

But I'm not gonna.

I'm not gonna.

I'm not.

I mean, Googley watched the clip.

I'm sure.

I'm sure someone's gonna clip it.

I don't care.

But I'll just watch my clip too, which is on Nightwave Radio, which is back on YouTube.

It's just doing fantastic.

Thank you to everybody.

Advice to say this.

Hey, I'll say, I'll say one thing.

I won't even delve into anything else or and nothing else or an that.

But it's like this.

Hearing you're looking kind of fat.

I'm just saying I rarely now I'm at a point where people are fatter than me.

And it's funny.

Now, you know, I got it.

I got when people made fun of me.

I get it.

It is awesome, it's pretty cool, you know, it's fun It's.

Almost like somebody's not going to the gym anymore.

It's probably becice someone's not allowed to go to the gym anymore.

Like, I mean, you know, honestly, like you can't don't on me, dude.

Every aspect of my life is so much better than yours.

Like, what are you gonna what are you doing here?

Like, honestly, again, I want to put out this is starting to answer your question, Flounder.

This this all started when we ran across him because we were like just doing terrot combat and go, let's see what people are streaming this before any of this, any of the drama in there, just she was just randomly streaming on YouTube and I was, you know, we're in the chat and he was doing like one of my bits, and I'm like, what the fuck that's like my bit?

What are you doing?

He goes, Oh, no, I'm actually a big fan of yours.

I'm a big fan of Daywa even Ortc.

So Aaron, you're just my fan.

So like, why would I care what you think of me?

Dude, I don't care what my paying fans think of me, and then give me money.

I do like that.

No, no, no, I'm a big fan.

It would be so funny if you just, like if I just like walked into Theovan's house and started eating out of his fridge.

Yeah, and he's like, hey man, what are you doing?

No, no, no, I'm I'm a big fan.

It's fine.

Also, do you have any spicy mustard?

Really?

Just the yellow stuff?

I feel like theovonn is the kind of guy that would have the yellow stuff.

Yeah you feel like my man, aren't you from Louisiana and hold white bread and white bread wholesome?

But anyway, you know, man, get a fucking grip dog right please?

There was more people waiting for us to start than you've ever had to watch one of your shows.

Oh.

Actually on ironically true.

For me when I when I relaunched Nightwave on YouTube, brand new channel, nobody was following it and I had like at least like eighty waiting when I when at first, like waiting before I even first of my live on that channel.

What I don't appreciate is like the passive aggressive shot, like what's that your little show?

Aaron?

Please?

Who do you think?

That's all he does?

Now?

It's all he does?

Yeah, but it's so funny because like the worst things get, the more like smug he gets.

It's just really fun I mean, it's I know.

The problem is like I I watched that clip and I wasn't even I was telling merse before, Like the thing that bothered me wasn't even so much like him making fun of me, because like the problem is, you can't hurt my feelings if I don't respect you.

It's like if a bump calls me an idiot, I'm not gonna care.

Because a bum, you're bum, care what bump thinks.

But like, you know, like that as an example, it's like fucking like you know, Metallica doesn't care what fucking the Unforgiven tribute band does, Like I don't care, Like it doesn't matter to me what you do, Aaron.

That's why I don't talk about you.

It's like it's like the the the Unforgiven cover band, the cover band that technically could be could be sued, but it's like, why even bother, I even bother.

Nobody gives a shit if you end your set with battery.

That's what makes us different.

We're the different Mesalga band.

Hey, you know what I mean?

We play stuff from garage days, we play last Caress.

I'll quote one of my favorite poets, my favorite, one of my favorite favorite poets, Homer Jay Simpson.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife, so maybe get on my level.

All right, you met you met your last wife while she was on a fucking high school field trip.

Let's maybe chill the fuck out talking shit.

Huh bud.

I'm reminded of a poem by Robert Frost where he saw a divergent path in the woods and he took the path less traveled, and then he went to prison for revenge porn.

Yeah, well he's taking I don't know.

I mean again, I barely paid attention in school.

It's something like that.

He's taking a neurodivergent path.

That's called comedy, Aaron, not your morning Zoo bullshit with a fucking slide whistle.

What the fuck are you doing?

Have some acting prop comedy you fucking lose.

Have some fucking pride, dude.

Seriously, you're supposed to take the road less traveled, not become the road.

Yeah no, I mean no, seriously.

I wish she was in the movie The Road where they're like people's thumbs.

You're supposed to take the road less travel not slurp of another man's come off your wife's tits.

Hey.

To be fair, that is a road less traveled.

I've never gone down that road.

I mentioned that I'm boxing somewhere else now because it wouldn't stop a bunch of ship.

I have a question, and I'm sure it's been brought up and I brought it up this morning.

But marsh you're probably no more than me that I know everything.

Well, could I could literally be on the prosecution's case when I when I have If I were to buy a steel toe boot, right, the steel would be on round the toe.

It wouldn't be on the bottom because I would be sliding all over the construction yard.

It also wouldn't be the diamond cut steel that you see on the floor.

It would be.

Okay, so people have brought that up, Yes, okay, cool, I don't know this is all brought that up.

They brought up the positioning of the sign, the fact that it looks like the boots kicking him in.

The head, which is very accurate as a depiction of his life.

I mean, yeah, you can go on the fact that he's never actually worn a pair of steel toe boots to any sort of job.

I mean, yeah, it's all been discussed.

I just never really like, by the way, I want to point something out, if you've seen my show, I do not talk about this guy.

I never talk about him any any way ever.

I don't care.

That's my show.

I do that.

He brought me a first and it's like, all right, fine, Aaron, You're my fan, all right.

I always have time for my fans.

Okay, So any other questions you want, The super Chat's over here like everyone else, five bucks, I'll read it.

You know what this feels like.

It just feels like I'm like I was hanging like me and Royce were hanging out at the mall, right, and Royce was like, yeah, I gotta go into this store real quick, and it's like cool.

And then I just was walking around the mall and I found some guy right, and he is just standing in the middle of the mall repeatedly punching himself in the dick, right with no explanation.

He's just standing there, repeatedly whailing himself in the dick.

And I start just staring off at this guy for like hours.

Royce is the guy that's now come out of the store is walking up to me and going, hey, what's going on?

And I'm like, I've watched this guy punch himself with a dick for like a half hour, and now I have to catch Royce up on the dick punches.

By the way, this person that 'p being like, we'll even talk about him because I feel like it don't care because it's fine.

Funny Carrot's gonna kill like fifteen minutes.

That sounds great.

Gives a shit.

I don't need to fucking I don't need to have a donation goal and a whistle and play every time I do it and take thirty percent off the top.

I don't know what the fuck that's about.

That's weird.

You should see some of the super cuts, like a three hour show, and they've super cut him down to where like fifty minutes of his.

Show is asking for money.

I don't know, man, I don't know.

I've never been that.

I've never been that hard up, to be honest with that.

Rules never been.

Like if people called, like random people would just call him, he'd.

Be like.

This.

I talked to a couple other people who left that gym, and they were like, yeah, don't make like you're working with Aaron blah blah.

They're like, we don't know who the you're talking about.

And I talked to the people.

I talked to the person that I've been boxing with.

You have a coach will work too much, work of his children, So bring me your little arts and crafts projects.

Kitty will take care of it.

Oh my god, thank you very much.

Parlock with two bucks, says Mersh, cries out in pain as he streams about you.

Yes, this was the me segment.

I have to get to that tonight.

I'll get fans retarded.

Yeah, I'm never going to begrudge anybody needing the toe or their car will get repossessed.

If the difference between Mersh being stuck at home or having an automotive vehicle of some kind to get himself from point to automotive entertain I may.

I was on that for like ten minutes today.

I'm like, do you know what this is?

This is the this is the telltale sign up when a smart person, when a stupid person is trying to talk smart, right, they think, Hey, you.

Know, I don't call it a CA, I call it an automotive vehicle.

It makes you sound stupid, Aeron, you sound like a stupid person, and you're supposed to be like an FM broadcaster.

I don't know what you're doing.

And honestly, the stuff even make fun of us.

I don't even care about that.

I'm just appalled because I've never actually watched your show, and we make fun of a lot of people, like a lot of people's shows we've always had.

It's fun for us.

You're not good at this.

And I'm gonna say this to you, Aaron, and and and I've seen a million of you.

Okay, I've seen a million of you.

All Right, He's not gonna be the first, is not gonna be the last.

The tough guy talk doesn't really matter to me.

I mean maybe other people I don't really fucking care, or I need you for views.

It doesn't matter because the truth is, there's objective reality and then there's.

The world you live in.

So you could live in your world and you could talk about me and my little show.

But right now there are more people listening to me make fun of you than will ever listen to you out of pure enjoyment.

Uh do you know who else?

He said, basically had no content?

Who's that?

Before?

Before he oh, who are these podcasts?

I saw that too, Carl Carl's had forget about like his Patreon and shit and his live shows, which you're doing great.

Carl was an audio exclusive podcast for years and years and years before YouTube and shit.

Right, he was doing fine.

He was doing fine.

Like we met Carl before the stuttering John shit, before the Aaron shit like he was already doing a show that people.

Had heard of.

So yeah, if the difference between that is me, then by God's stream about me, you're not.

Even good at being passive aggressive, Like you don't even know how to burn somebody.

I'm never gonna hear about it.

Okay, Aaron, You're never gonna hear about it?

Are you fucking kidding me?

But I'm hearing about I'm hearing about it.

You hearing about it.

Nobody's watching.

You're literally talking about it right now, and more people watch him than watch you, you fucking idiot, and.

Make a little extra money from lunatics.

I mean, you're kind of putting yourself in your own because spoiler alert, for you, the fans you're gonna attract off their meds or on too many, there is no in between.

So okay, this is something I'm gonna break down for him because I'm sure your take is different than my merch.

But here's my take on this erin You've never had success, and that statement shows me you've never had success because the problem is, Aaron, when you start growing and your show gets big, statistically speaking, you're gonna have a lot of people off the meds.

A lot of fucking lunatics and a lot of crazy people.

The reason you don't see that is because half the people in your chat are making fun of you, and the other half mute, and the other half for you'muted.

So that's what's happening.

And by the way, Aaron, here's something else that you need to understand that I think it's super important.

I'm gonna still help you out, Bud.

I really am, all right, kiddo.

Let me help you out, all right.

When you you were, when you were talking tough and and and and putting on this this little this little facade of people need the tow.

No one was gonna believe it if you don't believe it.

And something else, because we could tell you don't believe it.

But something else.

When you're bringing up.

People being crazy and fans being crazy, I don't care.

Do you want to know why I don't care, Aaron?

I don't care.

Because I am not emotionally invested with with a bunch of strangers on the internet think of me.

You are, this is your life, and you want to know why this is your life?

And remember, I want to keep in mind I never got involved, all right.

I was in the woods.

I was in the fucking woods chopping fucking trees down like Rambo, and then you decided to fucking call me out.

Fine, no problem, I got you.

You do not know anything about how to have any sort of success.

You think, ah, any news is good news.

No it's not okay.

And I'll tell you this, man.

You could say whatever you want about me, about my little show, or about the way Mersh lives, or about the way anybody fucking else lives or Carl from Marthy's podcasts, or any of this stuff you could.

You can.

You can say all of those things about us.

But at the end of the day, Erin, at the end of the day, I didn't need fame so much that I showed a naked picture of somebody else without consent to impress.

And I like the guy actually, But Gino Pisconti, how fucking dare you be on any high horse, Because what's embarrassing to me is not like showing a dude a picture of a girl.

You're fucking that whatever.

That doesn't even bother me.

What bothers me is that you fucked that, did you?

It was so important for you to impress?

Gino Pisconti.

Well, you had to do it live on stream.

But that's my point, Like, I've never needed somebody to like me that much.

I've never needed that.

Listen, and that's sad, dude.

The only thing that needs to be said is this, Aaron.

The only reason you have a show is because Royce doesn't feel like waking up at seven in the morning.

Yeah.

Other than that, Yeah, so by the way, you're welcome for that.

You're welcome, because honestly, I've had that thought before.

I'm like, you know, if Royce just went live at like eight in the morning, you just cut your legs off.

He would cut your legs off.

So just be nice, be nice, because he's already getting up early enough to work out.

He will just slightly adjust his schedule just to fuck with me.

I got enough, you would actually he would actually kill him.

And actually you wouldn't even have to because he goes on at like seven in the morning.

You could give him an hour and then just go on at eighth and he.

Would be fucking little experimental se No, it would be funnier because then you'd see them and it would go So maybe be nice, Maybe be nice.

I will be fucking bright, fucking fresh, sober and ready, bud.

And I'll go on at fucking seven pm when you do your evening show.

Just yeah, you know what I've been thinking about.

I'm getting older, I want to get healthier.

Maybe I should start.

Getting getting a bet by fucking midnight.

You know.

I just think it's I think I think it's so funny.

I think it's funny.

I never brought this dude up.

I don't give a fucking shit.

I really don't.

And well, yeah, I'll play what he plays.

I don't begrudge him that a bit.

But leave the guy alone.

Like you know, he's got Section eight rent to pay for, He's got a vehicle he needs to pay.

Leave the guy alone.

He needs to pay his bills.

He can't pay his bills without roast bills.

Please do you have three mortgages?

Papa Shob says, get some teeth, mercy, Now, that's not nice.

I don't need to talk about Mersh to hit my goals.

Mersh needs Steeltow to hit his I'm not sitting here but grudging anybody are talking about him right now.

Chevy fan says, now do Royce.

Royce is smart.

Royce stays out of all the nonsense and he just has a lot of fun and does his little show.

As soon as he said that, I sent it to Royce.

I was like, oh, okay, little show.

Hey Royce, how you doing your little show?

I mean it's doing pretty good, that's cool.

Yeah, my wife's still with me.

I'm sure you're doing you little Yeah.

Yeah.

I have two cars actually, and my house is paid for it, and I don't have to worry about some sort of injunction taking it away from me.

I don't have to worry about those things.

See, I don't have to wake up in the morning and worry the lawyer is gonna call me.

I have to wake up in the morning and go, hmm, eggs are baking.

Maybe both.

Also, I did get my car repode, and then like six days later I walked in that bitch and got my car back.

Yeah.

So I mean, mergecott his car repode because he's retarded, it's not because he's poor.

Yeah, that's a real big difference here, guys.

Keep in mind.

Keep it in mind, Keep it in mind.

Yeah, it's it's that I'm listen, It's not that I don't have money.

It's that I'm bad with money.

It's difference.

Well, you know what I'm good.

See what I like to do is I like to do a compliment sandwich.

So many times in my lifetime I've had like fucking six grand in my checking account and my power went out.

Like oh no.

But my point is like, like like the level the level of of just just delusion this guy has, like we've had feuds with and now we're fine with the guy with oh and Benjamin, like you know what I mean?

Like we literally had like the biggest motorcross company in the country trying to sue us, Like what what do you We're the first people Stuttering John tried to sue, So what are you talking about?

Man?

To be fair, we deserved it.

We did.

At least we dodged this lawsuit.

Hey yeah, thank god.

Oh by the way, you want to know you want to know a fun that I found out about.

So you know how Stuttering John is suing Carl and Schulie.

Do you know who his lawyer is?

Who his lawyer is a guy who got convicted of van slaughter and then just got.

His law license back.

Now, of course, oh I wanted I do, I want to skip I don't give a shit about he said about me.

I do want to hit him.

Talking about the stuttering John thing was interesting.

On my took us and we're still hitting over here.

So I'm fine, but John, you know, and for me.

Hey, people that are fine don't have to keep saying they're okay and then they're fine, Okay, I'm fine.

Doesn't see it's all right, Hey, don't think you keep bringing everything's doing great?

Okay?

Oh my detractors and by the way, attractors, Oh they're s j w's by the way, I heard them.

I heard the people detractors.

Hey, by the way, I want to be clear, Aaron, I disliked you before any of this, so I just don't like they want to level as a person.

They all hated you before it was cool.

Virgie and I were telling mer like this guy fucking sucks too.

Are like I've I've hated you forever.

I've hated you since back when you.

Were talking that mad shit talking about some Oh maybe we could steal Virgie from RROWTC to April.

You couldn't even keep April, nigga, what are you talking about?

Funny?

Funny?

They look more psychotic stockery insane.

Yeah, I wouldn't know what that's like.

Whereas John's people that he's suing, they're a little more in control of themselves.

I feel they're a little more aware and cognizant.

The people with me, they're just obsessive, and I think they've kind of lost control.

I have that effect on people.

So I don't think that's why your wife left you.

I mean, by the way, this is side.

This is the guy that's funny boy.

This is the guy that said the Dabblevers fans are creepy, stalker, parasocial weirdos.

But the fine folks at Kiwi Farms, they're just a bunch of you know, just lovable scamps.

It's apples to apple the same photo, bud, to be honest with you.

But question coyote envy with when is Chad coming on?

I don't Is he promoting something?

I don't know, there's really probably Hey, I got another question.

Is his show just him reading the chat?

Mostly?

Huh do you cover anything else?

Sometimes they'll do like stuff cool like sometimes he'll like he'll read the chat and then he'll ask for money, you know, he'll do that segment and then they like a little bit of chat reading and then they'll ask for money again mostly read the chat.

Hey Aaron, Aaron, just stop, man, I'm gonna just be really I mean, I'm gonna be really sincere with you.

Man.

No, I'll just tell you everyone else having fun with you.

I'm gonna just be straight out be mad and man with you.

Nobody's buying whatever it is you're doing.

I mean, I'm just letting you know.

I'm being honest with you.

Like even some of the people that don't in and they're nice to you, they talk shit behind your back, bro, Like that's a fact.

And get some self awareness.

Maybe humble yourself just a little bit.

Because here's the thing that I've seen with a million a million times with people like you.

Right now you have some people in your chat, and you have some people watching, and right now you're making some money because it's fun.

It's fun to be in there.

No, but some but I said something, it's kind of you're making some money in this net.

Look over time, all these things go away, and once people are done making fun of you, you don't have a sustainable product.

And let me tell you what I mean by that.

What I mean by that is name me one classic steel topit that everyone talks about.

Go ahead, there was that one time where uh Nick rikata ejaculated on his wife and his wife would be like, was like, lick.

It off me, and then he lickd it off for it.

That was hilarious.

That was more of a nick That was more of a Nick Crickata bit.

I get it, but still objectively hilarious.

Yes, it was more of like a comedy thing.

Yeah.

Just because Dean Martin was the straight man doesn't mean he wasn't, you know, part of the crew.

You know what I'm saying.

Now one more time, Aaron, because I really don't want to talk about you anymore.

If Merken keep doing it, I don't really care.

If you want me as a problem, continue, keep my name out of your fucking mouth.

My name is not come Okay?

Are we good now?

Because I'm not gonna this isn't gonna be a fun little as that.

I don't do radio wors Okay, I'm gonna just give it to you straight.

You're my fan, that's all you'll ever be.

And just like any of the fan that annoys me, I will mute you and you will disappear because you don't have anybody that's going to come after me because I'm going after the do.

I however, still will continue to me.

Oh could do whatever he wants.

He's his own person.

So there we go.

Hope that was clear.

I went longer on it this morning.

If you want to hear more.

But that's about.

That's about the little quick summation, little clip notes.

Phone test says, do you have any grey poupon?

Big Daddy d says, all you ever talk about is Aaron.

That was good.

That was good.

King of all Pixels.

Aaron's dork in the purest form.

I'm all of Minnesota disa I and all Minnesota disavow him.

Danny Saint says, oh, erin you donet fucked up?

Now, Apple Eater with Rome Aaron ain't even cute and that's the worst part.

Randall Flag the Steel Toe Show is completely fascinated to me.

I've been lurking in his chat and it seems he has a no confident except begging for shekels, which somehow makes him look impressively professional.

Phantom Tomato Aaron entered an iron burn Adonis Paul Aaron.

Nobody here is licking up another man's comb.

Nobody here has anything to prove to you.

Take a nap, kiddo, you little cunt.

He's a mutt fucking.

And if there's anyone he steals from as much as US as AP.

I know he's saying he steals from AP.

Also.

It's insane.

All right, let let's let's let's let's move on world news with our show.

Let's have some fun here, Okay, let's do it crack down.

The Trump administration is working to eliminate cartels in Southern and Central America.

Is this video of wanted cartel members being transferred to the US the crack that makes.

I don't like they were wasting government funds.

It's a bunch of cartel members.

There's like thirty Mexicans.

We can fit them in one treselle and just drive them across.

We don't need a cargo plane.

Can't we whack these guys?

I mean, because all they're gonna do is get life from prison overarole and then we're just gonna feed them forever.

Yeah, and includes authorizing military force.

Local times Ross KETCHKEI is live in Washington, d C.

Following it all very closely.

Ross, Just like you look at going to the club.

She probably just came from it.

Probably the main anchor called out sick, and she was like, what, it's four am, and I'm at South Beach.

You want me to do what?

She literally know, she's a She was at a boyfriend's house.

So she still literally has come in her.

That's one of those.

But she likes it.

She tells it.

She likes it.

Good evening, guys.

President Donald Trump has made it going out what are you for these hotels a top priority of his second administration, even going as far as to label several.

Little get a little Clark count over here.

In terrorist organizations.

You cannot continue to just treat these guys as local street gangs.

The Trump administration is trying to stomp out drug cartels.

This week, twenty six prisoners loaded onto a plane in Mexico bound for the US.

All of them are we supposed to be deporting them, not importing them.

Law enforcement for their connections to the international gangs.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio says these groups post a growing threat to national security.

They have weaponry that looks like with terrorists in some cases armies have they controlled territory in many cases, One of the.

Top US targets is Venezuelan President Nicholas Maduro.

He is one of the largest narco traffickers in the world.

Attorney General Pam Bondi upping the bounty on Madureau to fifty million dollars seen here.

I don't want to pay that for him.

I think he's a cool dude.

What if I think Maduro is a cool dude.

I mean he looks cool.

Look at that mustache.

Most cool dudes have mustaches.

Wanted poster.

Maduro uses foreign terrorist organizations like TDA Sinaloa and Cartel of the Suns to bring deadly drugs and violence into our country.

US officials claimed the Duro profits off of a massive.

Yeah, but the drip.

But the drip, I get it, but the drip trafficking.

On this, I would have killed two birds at one stone.

I would have been like, Yo, Nicholas Maduro is in the Epstein files.

We need to get them.

Boom there it is.

That's how you get the Epstein files.

Ration.

It turns out we have discovered, after our thorough investigation, that Jeffrey Epstein worked for Venezuelan intelligence.

Damn, that's fucking why.

Getting boots on the ground, dude, everybody would be happy.

I make Lindsay Graham happy.

I make the right wing, you know, Epstein people happy.

Well, it's funny you say that.

So remember that this group that paid vacation while we played a couple of their videos.

So they made a new video, and I think you're gonna like it.

It's called Epstein.

It's a restaurant.

Welcome to Apciens.

How might I help you?

Yeah, I'm on the list.

Are you sure you're on the list?

Pretty sure?

I don't know it was on the list exactly.

Can you just check the list real quick now, Yes, it depends you know.

No, I don't.

Oh, mister Hawking, good to see you again.

Just got back from the beast tam looks awesome?

Was that Stephen Hawking?

Can't tell you I'm not a big basket?

You said.

In a wheelchair?

Might have been Lance Armstrong.

I saw a wheel He on the list?

All right?

Stephen Hawkins on the list?

Am I on the list?

Epstein's How ma I help you?

Oh my god?

Yeah, no, we will never say anything.

Okay, see you then?

Bye?

What is we will never say anything?

Can you just what are you doing?

De Niro right now?

Yeah, you just closed your eyes.

Where's check the list?

I am, I am checking the list.

I don't understand why this is a problem.

Just no, that's the thing.

Why is it a problem?

You know?

I don't even get it.

Playing r Kelly.

I was like trying to figure out.

I was trying to figure it out.

I was like, they're playing something.

I know, Kelly, I don't.

Even get it.

Mister President, nice to see you again.

Basement's already for you.

Let us know if you need anything.

Oh my god, was that the President of the United States of America?

No, yes, okay, maybe you know what the fuck does that mean?

I know?

Fine, you can't tell me who even me or what is on the list?

That's fine, now, you got it.

Can you tell me what's going on in there?

Exactly?

I can't tell you that, sir.

I'm not even sure myself.

I'm being completely Are you honestly hold on?

Are kids on the list?

Oh no, no, sir, I can assure you kids are not on the list.

They are on the menu, but they're not on the list.

Back, that's awesome.

These guys pretty there aren't the menu though.

All right, guys, we have some new unruly passengers.

Oh is this a new euphemism too unruly passengers?

Yes, yes, you haven't really passengers.

Actually it's not what you think.

I promise to details now on the unruly passenger who forced a flight from Virginia to Lax to be diverted to Grand Junction, Colorado tonight.

That flight finally touching down at Lax and the passengers, I'm went.

This new supporter Joey ran a child.

Shat him down.

From to this line from Lax.

After speaking with some of them, Jory.

There was quite an ordeal today.

Mark.

That plane left Norfolk, Virginia about nine to fifteen East coast time this morning.

Can those passengers got to the airport about two hours earlier.

Publicly left for the airport about an hour before that.

Add it all together, that's about three fifteen am West coast time, and they finally touchdown here tonight.

I saw body cam footage today this plane.

Remind him, you have a pilot getting arrested right before getting in the cockpit to take off because he was a shammer.

Oh it was that.

I've seen that one.

YEA, yeah, that's the which one was.

Because of the few that the guy before the like you said they were on the they were almost ready.

No, this is Southwest.

There's a couple.

This guy walked in and he was like.

Somebody called the police because they smelled the on a breath and there were reports that he was let me tell you how.

Stupid he was.

He was drinking at the airport bar.

Nice in uniform.

Yes, nice fucking moron.

Was he an older guy?

Old?

Older?

Say?

Because that screams like older pilot, who's used to the good old days when you probably could hang out at a bar.

And honestly, I'll be honest with you, he probably would have been fine to fly.

Yeah, I want my pilot.

If my pilot's an alcoholic, I want him loosened up.

I don't want him drunk, but I want him loosened up.

We're asking this question, so i'll ask you, because that this is a good one.

Would you rather have a drunk man or a sober woman pilot?

Oh?

Yeah, I've done this on Nightwave before.

Obviously drunk, Well, how drunk is usually the thing too.

If he's an alcoholic, then I want him to be moderately drunk point eight.

But he's an alcoholic drunk, that's just buzzed if you're an alcoholic, point oh eight is a baseline.

That's what I got Another one for you, trans sober male to female or female pilot.

Uh trans because even though they're crazy, the muscle memory will kick in.

I know.

But the drugs, I'm worried about that.

It doesn't I get that.

But half the half these uh half these pilots now also have another drug that you can't say is bad on YouTube in them.

So it's like, hey, we're all ticking time bombs bud.

Someone said, is it a white man, it doesn't really matter to me, Oh yeah, it does to me.

If it's a black guy with a mustache that was in the Air force, it would matter you No, but that's you.

Now you're picking one specific black guys those use are the ones to become pilots.

Not on soul plane, Okay, not on okay merce snoop, okay, mar Not on soul plane.

That is fair.

Documentary soul plane, the.

Documentary soul plane, all right?

Or snakes on a plane.

An unruly passenger aboard a Breeze Airways flight this morning from Norfolk, Virginia to was anything but X cause such a scene that passengers had to step in to help subdue him, and the plane had doing divert to Grand Junction, Coloradoika.

A Level four dis servants.

Now they said they had him restrained, he broke out and there's passengers.

Holding him down there.

The airline had to call in a new flight crew to finish the flight.

So tonight, almost eight hours after their scheduled arrival, these weary travelers finally arrived.

Oh, I would be so fucking I kill that guy.

Dude, Fuck, why am I here at the seven forty five?

I want to tell you why is tony cop?

Want to be from Outer Banks, North Carolina with a skateboard?

Had too many bloody murrays this morning?

Bloody mrs.

What that that fucking stud Leslian bitch looks like she'd beats mad chill to hang out with.

That bitch knows how to roll a blunt while she's driving?

Or was her using racist slurs and refusing to cooperate.

He's using racial slurs?

Okay, that's not illegal.

Damn people's faces.

That's kind of illegal.

If moms and and mall, it's just stuff.

I don't know why.

It's just funny when people say that Okay, what if your pie, what if you're a black pilot looked like this, then I'd be okay, I'd be probably okay.

To right, and a lot of stuff I don't expect, Like pilot looked like this.

No, Like I didn't think it would be so open about it.

Just like, hey, virgie, this Norfolk area looks really nice.

All these passengers look really cool.

Dude.

It's not it's really not.

Norfil's terrible, dude.

It's like one of the words, it's it's off.

Are there any white people?

Yeah, it's like Norfilk is like it's a weird Norfik is one of those cities where it's like two blocks will be like wide as hell and nice as shit, and then you go like two blocks over and it's like fucking straight hood guy.

Yeah, welcome to Norfolk, Virginia voted the United states eighth best greyhound connection.

Right.

Oh really wait it beat out Poughkeepsie.

No way, that's awesome.

Poking to Norfolk.

We're in New York's Poughkeepsie.

Oh go.

Literally what it is though to be yellow stuff on the plane like that with kids around, Like, wow, that's the lokey all right.

But what if I'm saying those words, but I'm singing them and there's a beat to it.

I don't think they let you do Johnny Rebel either, Dude, there's no consistency with these folks.

You don't say these people?

Are you gonna say these people?

I said folks, but you were thinking of people?

No, I didn't.

It was nothing not thinking people.

I was thinking.

And it didn't start with a P.

When a flight attendant asked for help, this man, fellow passengers call out, you're in seventeen c.

Also, that's a that's a big black dude stepped into help as.

Like a really, as a super short dude, I don't ever start ship like this for this, like if there's so many reasons not to, but this is an added reason.

As a short person, I don't ever want to be picked up by.

A I'm not even worry about it, dude.

I would put you in the overhead compartment.

He's just like.

Imagine like this guy that he's trying to be a tough guy and just some big black guy shows up and is like, sit down, you ground it.

Oh god, you and a tome out nigga.

Fuck all right, yes, sir, all right, sorry, sand like a little kid.

Thank god for linebacker seventeen se because he really saved the day.

My son.

Look how big he is.

Look at the camera to be fair too.

They're doing every trick in the book to be fucking funny.

And so it's just like a naked gun with a really taught and the banana.

They're using camera tricks to exaggerate, which is funny.

By the way, Remember all these camera guys want to leave and go to fucking film and TV.

You're right, you're right, no sitting down.

Sometimes heroes can be camera shy too.

And once I heard the fights and to say to somebody help me.

It was like a jiels saw black almost was there a mirror?

Was he holding up a mirror?

And I was just grabbing sitt him down.

The man was taken off the plane by police to both cheers and booze.

Itels like that's mixed messages.

Now these passengers have quite a Hollywood tale to tell.

That was crazy.

I answered that it happened, like you never really think that would happen to you until it happens.

It's never got to be a white guy, hey man.

Man, If I may yes, literally nothing happened to you.

This was between homeboy.

And the black guy that held him down, and it was even barely that.

It was just kind of the black guy manhandling you like the you like the person that like the day after nine to eleven.

You keep talking about how you it could have been you, and it turns out, yeah, you had a flight out of Cleveland like the week before it.

It was never the week before.

Sorry, it was never gonna be you.

Calm down, stupid, brave browser.

A movie theme, you know, like wow, I was swawing.

So not exactly a happy ending, but an ending in la and they will take that.

I'll be in much delayed.

So the linebacker in seventeen, see, it turns out he wasn't a linebacker.

He played high school at Jordan High and wuss he was a defensive end and a tight end, a mountain of a man who came.

Up who cares?

Yeah?

Also, can we stop giving people that reading people's credits from high school?

Yeah?

Was he just disappointed that the black man didn't play football professionally?

Yeah?

Sly Lego says became a night because of Nightwave.

Every time I hear Sabrina Carpenter, I think about how Aaron Amholt sucks.

That's Ryan Harkness's fault, not my fault.

We have an update on the guy with the airhorn we played yesternay.

Oh yeah, and we have breaking news tonight involving this neighborhood night air playing out in Van Eye's new video tonight showing the man responsible for blaring horns and sirens being taken into custody.

It's a saga we've been following for two days, and tonight APD is taking action.

Eyewitness news reporter Tim Caputo live in that neighborhood with the new video and the latest information.

Because they said they had to be there when the noise was playing.

Mark car guaranteed, Tim.

And Mark, I'll pause for a second because you could literally hear crickets.

How funny would that be?

He had like a dead man switch set up so that if he goes to jail or he can't get to a computer, it starts going.

And it bypasses his breaker.

It's into the city's main power.

Life out here.

Tonight, residents of this neighborhood will sleep easy this evening, both literally and figuratively.

Is the man who lives in this house here behind me that has been blasting loud noises through the streets is in jail tonight.

His arrest nearly as loud as the blaring horns that brought Lap here in the first place.

He was just yelling right away, so we were like, oh, there's no missing now and is yelling and screaming.

Hear that from a mile away.

Gary Boyanzian taken into custody Wednesday night after months of countless complaints from his neighbors for this deafening train horns that were placed high on a tree in his backyard and.

If it wasn't the horn, it was his house alarm also intentionally set off.

Lap says they responded.

To his home own this guy sucks on so many levels, bro and.

NIC's more than five times and this morning gave him an administrative.

Citation, but it clearly turned criminal.

Boyogian left for several hours and when he returned police were nearby watching and listening.

Came out and thought everything was over.

So when out watered his lawn and a couple of the playing close vehicles just pulled up real quick and snatched them on the lawn, and he was yelling and screaming and resisting arrest, and he was screaming.

Didn't he say he wanted their attention?

Yeah, well he got it.

I mean in the car.

You could hear the car as it went down the street.

Could hear him screaming?

Boyan Gian was taken away.

But the horns haven't been taken down yet.

But with no one home to set them off, at least it'll be quiet tonight.

The neighborhood's a huge relief.

We know we're not going to hear that horn and it's uh disrupting.

No matter what you're doing, we're gonna do it as soon as he gets out again.

Earlier today, when we asked him why he sounds off the alarms, he unleashed an unsubstantiated story about the mafia trying to kill him, an lapd assisting in the plot.

So he's mentally ill.

The neighbors we spoke to say, you have mental health problems.

They have mental health problems.

Oh good, comeback.

I mean you did burn them nice.

They're rubber, you're rubber and they're glue.

Brother, problem, he wants to kill me.

My life is in wanting the actual You.

Know what, I think you're right about all these people want to be in TV.

I think you're one hundred percent about these editors.

Because you're getting there, no dick at these Yeah, make a sizzle reel.

You're using you're getting an opportunity to use their equipment, and you can make a sizzle reel and get the fuck out of there, dude.

Pro LAPD hasn't said what they've charged him with just yet, but for neighbors it's moot because.

He's been charged with being kind of a jerk for the moment, and that last name is Armenian.

He's Armenian.

Silence never sounded so good.

Finally, Yeah, so now we can relax and just live our lives the best way we can.

You're back clear at this point how long he will be detained.

His family members are actually still here right now, including his mother.

She's been here most of the evening.

I tried to talk to them.

She could do the funniest thing ever, Oh my god, she does have a chance to do the funniest thing right now, the funniest thing, Oh my god, ever, that would be legendary.

I'm blowing the horns.

It's solidairy for my son.

I'm doing a twelve horn salute.

What I would do is I would go in the house, flip the switch on when the cops come go.

I've been trying to figure out how to turn it.

I'm taking I'm so sorry, trying to shut it down.

Virginia State Police switch investigating Centerville High School over allegations that school officials paid for at least two minors to have.

An abortion without fucking what.

Out there telling their parents.

What again?

That's highly illegal, right, that has to be Stephanie Virginia at the school.

Stephanie, when did all of this happen?

Oh wait, Virginia, Yo, this is super super duper legal.

Okay, Marissa, first, just want to note if you hear anything, that's because Van p fuck Christ practice is going on behind us.

But these are right now just allegations, very serious ones that were believed to.

Have taken and by the way, I know nothing about it, but I believe.

It taking place about four years ago involving Centerville High School.

Behind me here now, the schools superintendent, doctor Michelle Read.

She did previously tell Fox five they have serious questions about these allegations that must be answered and that at no time what the situation has described in these allegations from back in twenty twenty one be accepted in Fairfax County Public Schools.

Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin he announced it yesterday that he directed Virginia State Police to open a full criminal investigation.

Deeply concerned with not just the allegations that Fairfax County Public School officials may have arranged for minors at least two miners to get abortions without parental consent, but that public funds may have been used to know.

Yet now, as Virgie said, super dupe freely, yeah, you're not allowed to use public funds for abortions.

That's like completely not allowed.

Also concerned you who don't know about Virginia politics.

Fucking Glenn Youngkin literally ran on fucking with Fairfax and Loud and council.

This is what now they're getting it.

School administrators knew about it.

The very serious allegations appearing to have come to light last week when they were shared in a report by an independent outlet that named the.

Officials allegedly involved school.

It also said that at least one of the students was seventeen years old at the time.

The FCPS they do have a policy on students who made.

You know, the first thing, I'm thinking why they paid for these for real?

Because they knocked up the student.

Yes, I am starting to think that somebody in that school was covering their tracks.

It was either somebody banging a kid, or it happened on school grounds.

Or somebody got pregnant school grounds.

You're right, abe, dealing with pregnancy.

It says the counselor should make every effort to encourage students to share this information with their parents or their car audience, and that in no case should personnel agree to keep this kind of sensitive information confidential.

Different sizes like planned parent Really your b roll is still done with mask on?

Yeah, pud say.

Virgina law requires those under eighteen to have parental or guardian permission, or a judge can excuse those requirements when it comes to an abortion.

A colleague was speaking with parents right after the announcement yesterday by the governor, and the parents say they want to know more from this investigation, but did have.

Some quick thoughts to share.

I definitely think that's across the line, paying for monies for something that you think so sharing a child is inappropriate.

It does sound kind of odd to take school funds kind of we're definitely invested with a student and felt that the student had some case.

Maybe there's something going on at home that that you think.

They would use their own Yeah, don O'Brien.

Funds or find some other way, but they would not use school funds.

I'm certainly it.

Does say what did he say?

What did he say?

Hold on?

Hold on felt that the student had some case, maybe there's something going on at home that that you think they would use their own funds or find some other way, but they would not use school funds.

No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no.

You can't even use your own funds.

No, it's very highly still, certainly it does sound wrong.

The ff US cpscuse me super intendent also said that they were working on having an independent investigator look into the matter.

Virginia State Police are asking anyone with any possible information.

It's going to be more than two two the two that have come out so far.

It's going to be more than two.

There's no way.

This next story is fucking hilarious.

And says she was shot in Chicago by a stolen gun and now she wants the city to take ownership.

Tia Ewing is joining us in the studio with.

More on this new not a stolen gun wait till you here, So, Tia.

Terrence, we had actually heard about this being the case, right, but we're learning about it.

What's most shocking about this lawsuit is that it names a police officer who was recently killed.

Lawyers for Towanda Willingham say she was shot last August and Auburn Gresham.

The weapon used in the shooting had been turned in at a police gun by back at Yo.

It was a gun that they turned you know, they're the gun by Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They stole the gun from the buy back program and killed.

Somebody Taubina Church months before.

But between the church and the police station, which are literally a few blocks apart, the forty five caliber Block twenty one went missing.

Missing.

Is that what happened?

Or maybe the volunteers were selling some of them because.

These It was not found until November of twenty twenty four, and Ballasticks linked it to Willingham's shooting and at least two others.

It turned up in the hands of a sixteen year old boy Fox.

These gun buyback programs are great.

Thirty two Chicago has the lawsuit our hands right now.

We know the lawsuit was filed this week and it mentions Officer Crystal Rivera who died in June from friendly fire.

Her name was on the inventory records, but she was cleared during an internal investigation.

Body in this story got shot by a firearm that a cop was fucking in charge of.

That is but know how funny is it too that they're like, yeah, but this also was a a cop that may have stolen the gun.

Oh, that cop also was shot to death.

Like this whole city is just alright.

We went to go question more witnesses.

Turned out they were also shot to death.

Let me try to do a read today.

We're just starting to think we have a problem here in Chicago.

Let's see if this works.

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Have you been dying to write test track at Disney World's Epcot, but you weren't sure if you'd fit?

Hey, No, never happened to me.

I love it, weren't sure if you fit.

I've never listen, ma'am as a fat guy.

It's never happened.

Never once has it ever happened?

The one we're plus sized park oppers.

Have you arranged in sizes from two X.

To fy that there's no way all three of them can sit next to each other.

I do not buy it.

That's not gonna happen.

Tonybe two a row, ma'am, Stephanie, Stephanie, I would love to see you try to sit down in a.

Corvette in any kind of Yeah, yeah, in any kind of like low down sports car would be funny.

Because even if you're in shape, it's hard.

It's you could be in shape and short and still have trouble getting in house cars.

You like this video and follow us from her plusize.

Her favorite take it out, her favorite model, Lamborghini's Alfredo.

The Lamborghini Alfredo Brado with chicken.

They didn't have they had they had a gluten free porch option.

Could you imagine?

She's like going like they the park oppers are blowing up and sadly they will be rich before we ever are.

But imagine if the fucking park.

Oppers like are in that level where they could buy supercars.

And she's just shopping for a Lamborghini, but all the names of them are just making her hungry.

Man, oh my god, Marona, that sounds so good right now, man, I have a Maserati Termasu.

She's like, how about this.

They're like, buy a nice classic and old school model.

How about a Ferrari Testarosa.

She's like, oh my god, how good would some Testarosa be?

Right?

Ah, be delicious?

This is the cute You're fat were plus sized, Disney, It's some trick.

Test track is a thrilling ride that takes.

You and you know, Stephanie's the popular one, so eventually, like because you know they all book these rooms and ship and these places all together.

Well I think they booked too much rooms, yes.

But I'm just saying they booked their little trips together, and they go hang out and they do the little content together.

But now you know, like later on, like in between content, they're hanging out less and less and now like Stephanie's probably got some guy just smashing in her room and they gotta listen to her getting her fuck on while they're just hanging out, trying to pick out what mouse ears to wear it tomorrow, and then their dates going outside and making the whole room smell like Menthols because you're smoking Newports on the balcony.

At of course her.

Her fucking probably sounds like shipping a hippo.

Yeah, so we're saying it the Swan and Dolphin and this this is my room.

And in the background you can see like blunt guts in the ashtrain.

Yeah, fucking fucking fucking Siice fifteen.

Jordan's on the floor.

Hell yeah, Dudell thrilling.

Ride that takes you through a series of vehicles ending with an open air joy ride reaching up to sixty five miles per hour.

If you use a wheelchair or ECV, you are able to bring them through the queue, but you must transfer into the ride vehicle.

The right vehicle is a car with two What about like for fat people, is I get a cargo van?

Did they put you in the back of a U haul as fattyat with.

A small divider bar separating each seat.

To board the ride, you will have to step down onto the.

Sho Oh it's a small sto.

Guess what, but shut down the ride.

I'm calling the ada.

No, just the I won't even do it.

No, I won't do it.

If I'd take a step down, it's not worth it.

And then down onto the floor as well.

The safety mechanism for the seats on either side is a tradition.

By the way, the funny thing is is as much as we make fun of the park sloppers now as I'm getting old, like.

Too much of this in one day and I would be complaining my static is a mess, you know what I mean?

Like I could do this for maybe four or five rides, and then I'd be like, all right, enough climbing in and out of shit.

I don't want to climb in and out of no more shit.

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Yeah?

It looks like.

Also is it just something hilarious?

Like because when you think about all the.

Social media and the influencers that push like the supercars, and you see these like fucking gorgeous like international models like with these like Bugattis and then like these when you think about it, right, this is the perfect like summary of like the Corvette in that world.

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I won't.

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It would literally be one of those times where'd go you just let them go ahead.

I'll get on the next one, you know.

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I pretty much have it at the time.

Stamp anything we need to set up or yeah, so whole Cogan died.

What I know, I knew I was gonna shatter your entire life right now with that.

But the Patriots, fine, right, he's famously dead.

No, no, remember when he came back as the Patriot.

He came back as mister America.

Sorry, mister America, got damn the Patriot with disrespect.

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Now it's a bigger they got.

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Sorry, Goldberg's wrestling tonight.

So Hulk Cogan died and obviously this Bubba the Love Sponge and Hulk had a bit of a falling out and never really each other.

And Brooke was also not very famously not in touch with her dad at the towards the end of his life.

So she called into Bubba's show after Hulk died and they started telling each other ship from the past.

And I skipped to the part where this is wild.

If you ever doubt that, fucking if you ever doubt that Hull Cogan is kind of a piece of shit, this story will lock it in for you.

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The thirty five whatever okay five people in the world that knows this information and you're not one of them.

And so do you remember how much that made Christmas suck and how you were just blown away that inside of your Christmas present was a was a letter saying we're terminating you or something to the effect of getting rid of you.

Do you a record company?

This is about a record company and it was in a Christmas present though.

Yes, that your dad is the one that wrote that letter.

What wait, wait for it?

What I was like because you said what and I'm like, no, you let her do it?

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Yeah, okay quick For people they might not know, Brooke Hogan did have a mute career and it was actually a big, a central part of Hogan Knows Best right.

It was one of those like in the aughts they had like you get a package deal.

It was like reality show.

And they give your shot shot like an album.

Yeah.

So Hogan had actually paid a lot of money of his own money to synk into her music career in the early days.

And so what happened was these people that Hogan hooked up with, these business guys, had this deal with Hogan whatever he wanted to pull the money out of the record deal with her and invested in getting Paul White the giant, the big show, the big show as a boxer, which is in a boxing career when he was already like out of shape and in his forties.

That didn't come from Soby.

That came from your father.

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You can't do that to Cecil, and you can't do that to these people.

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I just reconnected with Sobe, actually, I mean yes, it happened.

And went over I was.

Talking to his name unique, but he went by Stacks back in the day, and that was the guy that my dad was talking about on that tape.

Yeah, I just reconnected with him and I told him the story and I said, you know, I was so upset, you know.

And the same night I walked into the Forge in Miami and I went with Amber writing her was.

Like, I think that's pretty much at this point.

It's it's that's fucking nuts.

Yeah, I just thought it was a weird tidbit.

So Bubba apparently helped like Hulk write this letter when she was a teenager, like a fake letter saying that the label was dropping her.

Yeah.

He was like, dude, I'm telling you now that he's dead, I think there's.

Gonna be a lot of these tidbits dropping.

I think you're gonna find out like he's not a good dude.

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Yeah, that sounds about right.

People were shot, and there's a twist.

It's oh wait, there's more of a twist.

Yes, get ready, one of those seniors actually tackled If he was a senior love triangle pleads you gumming, But he is not the one in jail.

Fox Is Charlie joins us live in studio.

This is a very sexy story, by the way, that is exactly how the black main anchor on our news thing in Detroit would dress.

Yeah, it was our sounding case, I'll tell you.

And it changes from day to day.

I think I just had to read you the whole script because something just changed just a couple of minutes ago.

Let me explain.

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You were at this station when they were just converted from color TV, so relax, and when they started letting colors in the TV studio, and that you're really happy about that.

Anchor Merton Plaza Senior Citizen Complex.

It's on Jefferson.

They're shooting at a senior citizen complex.

Was it Muskets There was a shooting.

Four people were shot.

They're in stable condition today and that's a good thing.

But please said originally that it was a loud party at a barbecue.

That is I think I know what kind of senior facility.

This was a government run of course, is not true.

The rest of the as that I talk to you, it is going to be weird, right, Like as we get crazier old people and more thuggish old people, which is kind of cool, Like that's gonna get crazy, it's gonna be pretty cool.

Family members say it, really the shooting had to do with.

A love triangle.

Calm down at the senior coupany just take.

Yeah they have sex, dude, Yeah, it's they probably have more sex because they're just hanging out on a fixed income all day.

They're boored.

They're basically just like young people on welfare.

Welfare.

Welfare never changes.

People that were shot Monday night at the Sheraton Plaza Senior Citizen Apartments on Jefferson was due.

To a loud barbecue, but it doesn't seem to be the case.

Yes, she is.

I know everybody.

I know what's going on.

I know all the buzzwords.

When I hear people shot and loud barbecue in the same sentence, I mean, I can get a picture for what happened.

No, it was a lot and he was at the shooting Monday night.

So what's the.

Reason for the shooting?

The triangle he said he's gonna kill him, and that's what he said he's gonna do.

These are sixteen seven year old people.

Yeah.

According to many residents, Reginald and the daughter of the love focus.

The shooter was upset that.

Johnny, a sixty five year old woman, was dating a new man in a wheelchair and.

In his seventies.

That's awesome, though, man Penn.

Monday Night, the shooter, in his early seventies.

Took a I'm dating he got better benefits from the government because he's handicap.

Gun and shot Johnny's new boyfriend Okay, hell yeah.

And two others.

And when the shooter was tackled to the ground, he dropped the gun, which was picked up by Johnny, who then shot the shooter in self defense.

Guy loves telling this story.

You don't go to that barbecue, did you?

No?

I I home, Reginald.

This is this up in here, right, sir.

But I wanted to see where the shooting took place, so Reginald took me to the back of the apartment complex.

Well, I were shot.

The key was supposed to have taken place.

Are you guys that rowdy?

No, it's grown, folks of it is thingless citizens.

Yeah, all right, this is where we supposed to retire.

Yeah, we're supposed to have a good time.

Yeah, drink our.

Dakeries.

Yeah, because when I think of dakeries, I think of Detroit.

Total four people were shot, all are in stable condition as of Tuesday.

You're afraid to go to these barbecuares?

Yeah, but that's not all.

Are there other love of triangles in this place?

Well, that's what that thing going on over Okay, Like I actually kind of like this there.

Oh yeah, they fugging, they fugging.

Yeah, they creaks that thing.

I'm surprised that the first time y'all came.

Right a lot more stay tuned, as they say in the business.

Are a couple of updates over here in the business.

Prosecutor has not weighed in.

Now, listen, this is still a shooting and you can't do that.

Whether it's loud music of barbecue or love trying, it doesn't matter what is.

You can't use your gun.

So likely the prosecutor will weigh in.

That has not happened before, So I do expect some criminal charges.

All four people that were shot are in stable condition.

They will survive.

So any self defense in this or no.

Well, the police say that there is self defense because of the Johnny the love interest here shot her ex boyfriend because the old boyfriend shot and wanted to shoot.

The new boyfriend.

Yeah, that's why I got this job.

And you know, you crazy old fuck you fucking weirdo, weird ass motherfucker.

Yeah, what are you even doing here, dude?

All right?

Uh that we're Brooklyn at where.

Brooklyn are calling for action as teens continue terrorizing a park Melick playground these twelves.

Mike Lamore has the exclusive video of that reckless behavior.

It's chaos on wheels.

They're terrifying people.

Locals and sheep said Bay fear for their children's safety as teens on mopeds and bikes and shiv bay.

I don't know what where is that at?

I don't know what that is.

Yeah, I mean it used to be a nice part of Brooklyn, launching drive by water balloon attacks on bystanders.

It's an issue when if I'm working out, I see the kids throwing water balloons at the cars passing by or the trucks, like.

You can just I'm sorry, can you just go back to the guy for Like you can see in the background right with the trees and stuff.

It's one of the parts of Brooklyn that historically was.

Not like not shitty, even when Brooklyn was really shitty, like even where Brooklyn Sheep said Bay was one of those parts where you're like, ooh, you live in sheepshaid Bay or the trucks.

Since June first, the NYPD has responded to thirteen calls reporting water balloons thrown Mallet Playground.

He makes an explosion, my son is terrified.

Calm down, calm Toddlers play freely until nightfalls, and teens takeover on mopeds.

I run after my son, afraid that they will hit him, and they can't.

It could be really bad here.

At Mallet Playground.

The use of bikes and mopeds, well, it's actually prohibited.

We cannot have bikes in here.

There's a sign right outside.

Councilwoman okay Ina Vernikov joined NYPD officers at the park yesterday to enforce the no biking policy, but local moms say it doesn't stop the chaos with the moment the cops leave.

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I don't want it to be a black cat boyfriend summer, I don't think.

Okay, well, I mean you're engaged.

I'm married, so we.

Don't have to deal with that.

Yeah, but we know we watch her friends when we go through it or see Amy shows and stuff.

It's the opposite of the sunny, eager, golden retriever boyfriend that you've heard of before, which is more of my type, I have to say.

But we're gonna be learning more about it because you might have heard of this black cat boyfriend trend going on a TikTok right now.

It's no I've seen black boyfriend trends.

Moody, mysterious, maybe a little emotionally unavailable.

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You're a human clearance also, maybe.

I guess, But we're gonna break it down.

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For stupid fun sitcoms and the conversations and the things that we seem to call them uppers.

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But yeah, all autum we Tuna Club sandwiches.

It's just stop iculous.

It's women redefine everything so that women don't seem like an asshole.

Right what's going on right now is they're like all of her friends are like, you're dating a piece of shit, and she's going, nope, he's just the black cat boyfriend.

The problem is is these dumb hoares and need to have like rituals and they need to have spirituality, but they refuse.

To go to church.

So we get like, U go boot fucking uh spring and and uh and fucking black cat is thing, you know, and and and ladies, if you just drop the tarot cards and drop the gimmick months and just go to church you'll be fine.

He's just saying that because mercury is in retrograde and I'm not your black cat boyfriend.

I want to black cat fucking see other people.

Talked more about the Golden Retriever boyfriend, which is the stereotypical incredibly affectionate, playful, positive, annoying.

He's excited to see you and you know exactly how they feel.

Well, lately, the black cat boyfriend's been having a moment on TV, and these are more of the mysterious independent God women.

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I love that by That show is basically that, like, yeah, you know, it's trying to make like everyone, every every line cook thinks they're fucking.

That they're they're fucking Anthony Bourdin.

You know what I mean.

I don't just cry when I'm cutting onions.

Yeah, okay, fucking shut up.

What's soft clubbing?

Well, if you thought the party scene was all about bottle service and to am last calls, they.

Could get a new wave of entertainment is redefining how gen Z celebrates.

It's called soft clubbing.

I love all right, I don't know what soft clubbing is, so let's try to guess what do you think soft clubbing is.

It's it's going out to a bar in the midday, having a couple sensible beverages and not getting too fucked up and being home in time for I don't know, lost.

Or love Island.

Yeah, that's actually kind of funny that, like, as a concept, like soft clubbing, going out sober sounds horrible.

I go out, what am I doing?

And the party usually I'm sorry, you want me to interact with people out in the world sober?

No, thank you.

And also the music's just as loud.

Oh no, that's part of soft clubbing.

Is the music's at a reasonable volume, right it's yeah, yeah, it's just like a leasa lobe.

No, no, it's slow party music, just out a reasonable like like a reasonable like at a hair salon level.

Okay, yeah, like a red It's it's not loud where it's annoying, but just loud enough that you go to your friend.

You go, oh, rockers, and you know what it is?

Nice?

It's the exact volume of the outdoor smoking part of a Miller's aalehouse.

Yeah, there you go, and then it's everybody's did you bring that up before it?

Oh my fucking god, Hey you guys doing tonight?

Another round of coke eros?

Yes please, yes, thank you.

Light on the ice.

I don't want to get a cold.

And then you go to you go, thanks, thank thanks, thanks, son, that's really sweet.

You lean into your friends, you go, you get the picture with no ice.

So then they put more coke in the picture.

It's bottomless.

He can you ask them to turn the music down?

It's a little loud, soft clubbing.

I love this bay and the party usually gets started in the morning or the afternoon one day.

That's okay, So we got the early thing for our bedtimes, right.

Right, I always party in the afternoon.

I'm like, my cutoff's at five pm.

Here to tell us more about it, it's Chicago event curator and host.

Curating, all right.

So, like, here's the thing.

I'm trying to figure out, this market of packing clubs during the day because you're empty anyway.

It smart good morning, good morning.

So here was my idea, right, So, like club is usually like in the night, right, but what doesn't happen in the day?

Murder and rape, that's I was thinking, give me out soft club daytime.

Okay, so soft clubbing?

What on earth is this?

Why are why are young people doing this?

I think it's more so like people are getting away from like that nightlife aspect and wanting to take back their day and moving with intentions, So getting out during the day, whether that's in the morning or like like you said, early afternoon and not you know, having a hangover at like one, two three am.

I like that you mentioned a hangover far because so I'm starting to see that with the younger generations, they're going out sober.

So how they're doing galaxy gas and taking fucking hills.

They're not sober?

Shut the fuck up.

Oh they're not.

They're not sober.

They might not be drinking booze, but they're ooted out of their minds.

They're not pretend like they're out there sober.

What was that changing the vibes?

Uh?

I think the vibes are still there.

It's more so being about like intentional So that's why you're saying, like the rise of DJs and coffee shops, so people want.

To I hate.

Hate DJ's and coffee shop.

When I go to a coffee shop.

I wanted to be really quiet, kind of chill music.

I want to be able to sit down and if I'm there with some of the people to hear them clearly.

I don't need a DJ in a coffee shop, and you know where else I don't need DJ's in a steakhouse STK.

Do you fucking hear me?

Yeah?

That would have That would have driven me fucking nuts.

Uh.

When I used to hang at King Corona in Ebor, because that was my quiet spot, right, you want to just chill, it was it was there was two things you went there for.

They added like a nice whiskey selection later, but at first it was just beer, wine, really good coffee and espresso and all that ship and really good.

Cigars, like handpicked cigars.

But that was a place that was meant for you to go, and it was like that's what you heard, just people very hush talking, like yeah.

If I went in there one day and all of a sudden, some dudes just showed up and started plugging in, I'd be like, I'm I'm so pissed.

You know, find their community and meet people, but not so much around that.

They already have those places.

We didn't need a name for it.

Okay, so we're not doing alcohol?

Are they doing other recreational things?

Heroin?

Wow?

You really?

You?

I like?

I like jumped, jumped right right to heroin, immediately to heroin.

That's why it's so chill.

That's okay.

I don't know.

I want to hear them out.

Well, obviously you want to hear them ount Fergie.

Fergie has a vested interest, dummy.

So I don't know, honey, I didn't relapse.

I learned about something on the show today called soft clubbing.

Okay, so what that means is I'm gonna do heroin and hang out at a Starbucks.

Cool, all right, you got the kids, I'm out.

I don't know about that.

I like the.

Alcohol percentages is dropping, but it's more so like being able to meet people around things that maybe like coffee or maybe just even.

No, excuse me, no, they asked you a question and you didn't even answer it honestly.

We're gonna answer it honestly.

Yes, genteers are drinking less, absolutely because there are more other drugs.

That is it.

Yeah, idea of soft clubbing.

Is just doing your daily errands.

But think about this, smurg, Yes, think about this merge.

When we were like that age, we didn't have the luxury of Adderall you had riddling if you were fucking lucky.

All these kids are fucking adderall all of them, right, And we didn't have weed vapes back then.

We had to like smoke weed and we smell like it, so obviously we couldn't be like in the like it's in a club going Oh thank god.

They were bids that smelled terrible.

Oh my god, it was the dude.

Old weed was the smelliest and also the worst.

It was gross, Like it smelled so much and it was terrible, And then you're hitting a bowl and then a seed pops because I didn't pull it out.

Oh it's the worst.

Goes off like a greade.

Yeah, water like people want to get around people, but not in that in that area of like a midnight one two three four.

Yeah, And what.

Does that do for just the aspect of communication because you're sober.

Yeah, you're not gonna get laid.

Let me tell you something else about soft clubbing.

That's really good that you're calling it that, because that's what you're gonna stay okay, because women are all ladies.

Cover your ears.

Women, women are all whoes, right, But women don't want people to think they're whores.

So women need an excuse to be whores.

And if you remove the alcohol aspect, they don't have like oh I can't I want.

You took that away.

Soft clubbing means how about this, go for a walk in the park at that point, what are we doing, you.

Know, super tired?

How does that maybe form better conversations?

Yeah, it's it's more intentional.

So you're seeing a lot of different event organized just throughout the country.

They're more Oh yeah, I go soft clubbing, but I get drunk in my car.

That would be the way to go.

I've done that before.

I put your people do Booze is expensive.

In Chicago as well, creating different groups that are centered.

Right, yeah, Or like when I went to like EDC, I was fucked up when I got there.

I didn't get fucked up there.

Also, whenever I worked at strip clubs that weren't allowed to serve alcohol legally, like I believe it.

Or not, I still I'm not gonna say follow the I don't follow the rules, but I find ways to not follow the rules.

But that also won't fuck the club over because if there's a bottle in a place that's not allowed to have booze.

They'll take your adult entertainment license.

So I'd always have a but i'd always have a stash in my car.

That's my legal domicile.

You can't search that, bitch.

But I always had a bottle of JMO.

Out there on people's interests.

I had a little stack of plastic cups too, in case I wanted to do like a couple shots with people because I didn't.

You know, you don't want everybody's mouth on your bottle at a fucking strip bump.

It is a workout, a pilladius, whether that is a day party, whether it's a theme.

Things of that nature.

So you're gonna find the people that are gravitating towards your actual interest.

By the way, it's just sure you're poor, Royce.

No, I'm not poor.

I'm just morally against spending fifteen dollars for a bud light at a music festival.

Yeah, listen, there's morally against it.

I could.

I don't feel like it.

I have been both poor and had money, and I'll tell you from experience, if you're raping me on drinks, I don't care how much money I have, dude, I don't give a fuck.

I don't.

I'm like getting ripped.

I'm dude, fifteen dollars shro but let you could suck my dick.

Do the same thing with oh, fifteen dollars and I'm gonna stay sober.

Sounds great.

I do the same thing too at the movies, unless it's one of those theaters it serves good food that don't get food there.

But if it's like it's some movies where I'm just gonna go get like, I'm gonna do snacks and fucking yeah, you smuggle shit and when you're kidding me, you're gonna price me out of shit, I'm gonna steal it.

And that's not like a me thing, that's a human thing.

Hey pro tip, AMC dined in Wednesdays happy hours, so you can sit there at the theater they'll bring Yeah, I'm not fucking kidding you.

That sounds dope.

The problem is is that if I want to get bombed at a movie theater, which would be fun, I only have one by my house.

It's a cinema.

Oh, I have an AMC.

They're comfortable.

Cinemas are comfortable.

Though I have an AMC in Lakeland, but it's not in a place where it's drunk driving distance.

It's south Flatman, I'd have to drive through the whole town to get home, whereas I would get totally hammered in a cinema because it is right by.

Oh and apps like apps around this pretty good.

I would love to just go get bombed and boo the new Superman movie.

Booo, not going off my tits.

I love this because I.

Feel like true story.

You know how AEW for a while had a deal with the cinema theaters where they show their pay per views there.

Yes, I fucking went in there one time.

It's so retarded, so I obviously with a pay per view, you don't want to necessarily watch the pre show like the pre YouTube pre shows.

I'm like, fuck that.

So I got there like a little bit late, like right as the opening match was starting.

You know, they won't even sell you a ticket once the pay per view started, because I guess it's a movie rules and it's like that you have to buy your ticket before the movie starts.

What it was so weird they would not give me a t oh.

I think I know why.

It's because it's a third party that does those like so so since you're not buying the tickets from them, like you're probably buying.

It through No.

I got it at the theater.

It was at the cinema because it was the last minute idea.

I just happened to be out one night and I was like, isn't there This was back when aw was good, right.

And I was like, isn't it like an aw PA perview tonight?

And I was just on my way home anyway, and I was like, fucking, I'm gonna stop puting seed at the theater and just smoke weed.

I think I got my flask with me and U and then I h I got there and the kid would not sell me a ticket.

It was weirdest thing ever.

No, It's like, are you turning down fucking like twenty bucks?

No, no, no, no, this is the weirdest thing ever.

Oh in our girl going nice.

But I think we can.

But I think we can all.

Agree that let me just skip his libraries liquor for breakfast.

A great, It's awesome.

Nothing better to do.

By the way, I like to party at nine am and then be done by like three.

Okay, are they drinking at nine am?

And drinking like whiskey.

They're awesome.

You know what, Drew, I love you.

I don't hate her.

I can't hate her.

I'm sorry six pm, like if.

I can even go that long because I've gotten older.

I never used to get high in the day, and now I'm the same way.

It's like, why not take advantage.

Of the natural.

Well, the sun is great when you're high, the best, and also you have more energy.

Yeah, okay, man, I don't know how you get high, dude, but I get high like an adult.

I just smoke whenever I feel like it.

I don't got to time it out.

Okay, I want to I want hold on.

I want to get a certain clip here here.

It might be here, it might be somebody commenting on it, but whatever.

There the blush is off, the rose on left wing censorship and oh my god, you can't say that.

Stop telling me what I can do.

Get get get the off of me, Get back up off of me.

You know, I want to get God, there's more to that clip.

Where Where is it?

Here?

It is?

Here?

Is y.

Thing?

I want to talk about it.

It is such a taboo subject, the truth it is.

Oh and I get you hated Oh as soon as.

I said it, I was like, the truth that there is no truth.

I'm like, that doesn't work.

You can't say things like that.

But I was putting on you that you speak your truth and you have it about what you think is the truth or not.

But it's just so refreshing.

Like you were doing this before it was so dangerous, still dangerous, and it is just way too dangerous now, but you're still doing it.

It's slightly less dangerous than it was two years ago because we did have a vibe change and be called the US.

The Democrats lost so badly in twenty twenty four.

There the blush is off the rose on left wing sense and oh my god, you can't say that.

Stop telling me what I can do, what I can say, what I can think, who my heroes are supposed to be.

Just you know, just you get get get the offf of me.

Can't back up off of me.

That is a lot of just what viscerally is going on with me when I have issues with the left.

Just get the off of me.

First of all, I don't believe you.

You're not better.

You just okay, Bill, But I bring this up, and I'm sorry because the problem is there's a lot of people like Bill Moore.

So but listen, I said this, and I will repeat it.

It's not the first time I said it.

You created this world, buddy bucko.

You built this prison you're in.

You know that, right.

Like the reason that they they're like this is because you everyone was doing what you were doing, and we thought at a certain point, you're like, what the fuck is mar doing?

What a lefty retard he's gonna go mock people's religion because he's an atheist.

What a dick for no reason?

Why are you doing that?

And then everyone's like yeah, and then they kept going a little further than him, and he's like, what are you guys doing?

Guys, guys, guys.

But the problem is you were You were like halfway there with them, man, Yeah, you were the main cheerleader.

Did Yeah, it's you're just you just pulled out early.

And by the way, I was we were one of the few people that defended Bill Maher when he got a show cancel.

Was he made a nine to eleven comment about like, you know, the hijackers.

He was right by the way, and they try to crucify.

Him for that.

Remember, he goes, no, you know, it takes real bravery, fucking dying in a fucking plane.

And yeah, it doesn't matter whether you like him or not.

It kind of does.

Though, you know, you're a lot of posers, not all of you, but just get the off on me.

I mean, I don't I love what being Joe and though the two I really know and I did it like a year ago, and I liked everybody, but like, I don't know if.

They're really just moment the best advertisement for women.

I just wow, oh oh, and they are friends, by the way, I got to point this out.

They are friends.

That's that's a.

Just it's just.

Say some things that are just like not helpful, like say to elections.

I mean it's just you know, kindred spirits.

And then and then that's cool you play like an entire two minute clip and even comment over it.

Okay, cool dude.

But I mean that's basically most of the most of the stuff that matters.

We little little little update on that North Korea story.

Remember that North Korean spy Yeah, that we played.

I think this is the update one.

There was an update one.

Yeah, yeah, this is this is.

There.

She is there.

She isn't a resident Christina Chapman takes what maybe one of the longest.

Horrible thing when this happened, stuff like this happens to beautiful piece.

It's like hot people already having it hard enough, Virgie.

I know, dude, it's just rough.

What a battie.

Her life trailed by a documentary crew.

She's going to court for sentencing after pleading guilty to criminal charges including wirefraud and identity theft.

Miss Chapman and I'm even't watching with CNN.

Are you really this fat?

I just did you know that you were working with North Koreans?

Did you know that you were fat?

That'd be really funny.

US law enforcement says Chapman ran laptop farms for North Korea.

He saw them in her fucking Instagram live videos.

Because she's stupid.

She was involved with an extremely dangerous and serious and stuff.

They weren't dangerous, Actually they're not really dangerous.

Sophisticated criminal scheme in which individuals were directed.

In with one hundred and ten pound males that were five to one because they were underfed.

We're running laptop farms.

And then we're going to use it to build rockets that.

Don't work North Korea to apply for information technology jobs.

To make it.

Appear that really is North Korea.

Though they make rockets, we send out a bunch of chrumbbooks.

Like they literally are running scams so that they could put a bunch of fucking hobby rocket fuel and trash cans and shoot it into the ocean in Japan's general direction.

It's literally they're literally like just pranksters.

Yeah, they're they're cool that I like them.

The ship balloons were great.

Who asked based workers?

North Korea is like the country equivalent of like the bottle kids from It's from trailer park.

Yes, yes, in third party countries that were not sanctioned.

Hi everybody to top fam.

Chapman documented her life extensively on TikTok, from poverty and twenty twenty one to.

Being a multi millionaire in twenty twenty two.

I'm classified as home.

You know, she probably would have got away with it if it wasn't for her fucking TikTok.

Yes, she's an idiot.

They always need attention.

It can't help.

Years later, when she had a new job in what she described as the computer business, it allowed her to rind business.

I'm in the computer business.

Look at the whole.

House in Arizona, started straight to my office.

What are you doing?

And then we're doing all like types of computer stuff all day.

It's a real computer that I'm in the money business.

I'm in the business of money.

I do international banking.

I like the money.

I'm really good at money on the computer.

And in September twenty twenty three, Chapman took a trip to Japan.

Okay, so she knew what she was doing.

She's fat and stupid.

Currently in Japan, which is crazy.

But the next why I could right now buy a ticket and go.

It's not that crazy.

Well, I mean she was a fat, homeless woman before.

Oh that's a good point.

Next month, the FBI raided Chapman's house, seizing more than ninety laptops and accusing.

Her ninety laptops.

Remember she didn't have a spattery and her smoke detector.

You know, now, all those fucking hot laptops running that place was a fucking ticking time bomb.

Of helping North Koreans use stolen and purchased US identities to get remote IT worker jobs.

At more than three hundred, they have the decency to buy some of them.

That's nice.

He's earning North Korea more than seventeen million dollars, including at least seventy five thousand dollars that the shoe giant Nike paid unwittingly to a North Korean employee.

That's awesome.

Authorities say Nike has since conducted an investigation following the incident.

Why is what information would they be getting out of Nike that they need?

Like, you know, I know it's a major corporation and everything, but what are they doing.

Corporate espionage and blackmail and shit?

Okay, they go through emails and whatnot, and like, try it because a lot of these retard execs use their fucking personal computers and shit when they're cheating.

Oh my god, this case blackmails.

It's funneling money back to North Korea, which is sanctioned for its nuclear weapons program.

So in other words, we are resourcing weird.

That we're not bombing their nuclear facilities.

One of the most hostile nations in the world funding their weapons program.

How much of a risk are these North Korean fake worker schemes to American companies extraordinary?

We've had examples where intellectual property rights are stolen, confidential company information is stolen.

Oh, no, North Korea is going to release the new Jordans before Nike does, like they would even know what to do incise five kids, because again they're little people.

We've even had cases where it's some of these North Korean IT workers or the company whose data they're stealing.

If you post remote software engineering jobs and those positions are listed on a site like Indeed, I can guarantee you you are fielding resumes from North Korea.

Brian Jack knows firsthand.

Last year his company unwittingly hired a North Korean and only discovered something was wrong.

Try to get like a bunch of North Koreans to work for your company and then just have them like digging through a bunch of bullshit you wrote made up.

Yeah, thing was wrong and the individual tried to install malware onto a laptop the company shipped him.

If you don't know what to look for, you're very likely going to get scammed or in a lot of cases have already been scammed.

Now, he says, his teams are experts on spotting North Korean job applicants.

In the last year, I know of and have looked at at least one hundred North Korean resumes.

Jack says the North Korean.

Imagine if this guy just thinks every Asian everyone's career.

Application sites with fake profiles.

They often use similar generic names, and Paul Jones and Joe Paul the almost identical job and educational experience they also use.

Yeah, these companies deserve it.

You want to know why, because they're doing the same thing.

They're just looking for easy, cheap outside of work.

Yeah.

And you know what would solve this problem hiring a white guy and telling them to come into the office.

Yep.

And rated photos and even AI face filters.

Like are you using something to like change your camera view?

Such as this one where the man on the left used a Caucasian.

Oh my god, bro, it's not even good.

To hide his identity in an online job interview.

But look at it's supposed to be making him look white.

Oh my god, it is not doing a very good job.

Do you imagine how Asian he must look under that?

I want hear him talk.

That's here using some kind of software.

But in some cases they show their real faces.

Yeah, actually I can commute the office.

I have six years of experience looking as a can do immediately.

This is a structure manual buy them for them.

This is an instruction guide, a manual for how to create a fake ID for the specific for US IT.

Security expert Michael Barnhardt has been collecting evidence that the North Korean can precidentally share.

We've seen their in their chats, We've seen their their emails, we've seen their.

Faces, photos taken by their penises, and North Koreans in the office, yachting in a Chinese border region and holding North Korean flags at a youth sporting event in Far Eastern Russia.

And they've got everything documented.

Their sps are there, they're saying.

Barnhart is a US Army veteran who deployed to Iraq as a teenager.

Today, he wrote, we.

Inside, you tattoo yourself for each North Korean group that you've managed.

To Apparently I am Apparently it's I'm on the dogget for that.

That's a North Korean a group.

Yeah, sir, you tattoo yourself for everyone.

Come on, man, that's kind of cringe dude.

Oh well, I mean he was in the military.

Oh yeah, it's with a group of self proclaimed misfits and cybersecurity ex likes.

But digital, yeah, you have discord on your computer, shut.

Up false North Korean profiles.

They gave CNN exclusive access to data sets that include the North Koreans Google searches, its born.

My North Korean Google history, my North Korean Google history for the How you like that one?

It's pretty good.

That's a twenty eighteen joke from this show, revealing how they pull off throwback.

The scheme by downloading VPN's remote working software and using Google Translate to help set up job interviews.

So when will I do a tech interview?

In some cases even leveraging chat GPT to try to fit in with American society, asking questions like I want to know about American football and when is lunchtime.

In the USA the department.

I love your Pennsylvania Steelers, I like to a Pennsylvania Stealer game, wear my blue jeans?

When does government mandated lunchtime?

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