Huh No, it's like we just looked at it, just we had just caught each other's eye for.

A fleeting second.

You see times times still.

When I caught those peanut butter eyes.

Yeah, like life has new meaning to me.

Like a flamingo turns pink from eating a lot of shrimp.

My eyes just turned peanut butter colored.

Remember, we're like at late night when they had the fucking the fucking h musical.

Compilation CDs, tell me sounds from all time were ballad from the eighties.

I Promise to Love Faithful Me.

With thirteen payments of nineteen ninety nine.

Bro, it was always an obscure amount.

It's always nineteen ninety nine.

Is the payment.

I wish white people get back to making music like that.

With ninety ninety nine shipping and handling.

This will be like three CDs.

It was like, it's like ninety six.

Bro, ninety songs two hundred.

Dollars, eighteen dollars a song like thank God for Napster because you niggas was taking advantage of us.

Absolutely, But what's going on, everybody?

This is not that serious podcast.

The greatest podcast in all creations I happen to be one of your hosts, Big Mike.

Elsie Keenan's in the building, Lama Okay, Doctor Waffleka the Great Wafisimo, the magician with the prescription?

Is she boy?

Corey aka Michael be Snooding?

Who the fuck is that?

Yeah, I'm a mutual.

I'll tell you that.

Who you saying?

Michael b Snowden, Michael snow Wow.

Who's that?

Corey?

Yeah?

Apparently make it work.

No, we're not gonna make it work.

I like it.

You don't.

Thank you?

Thank you, Michael, thank you.

You're welcome, your neighbor.

You're welcome.

Michael was enough exactly.

We don't acknowledge that I die not.

That pisses me off.

Now we have a problem.

We got cue here as well.

I don't know if his Michael is a double here, definitely not.

But yeah, man, I don't know what he said.

He said something smart.

We're here, you know what I'm saying.

Making magic.

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How's everybody feeling, how's everybody doing?

Holidays is coming up, Holidays are coming, Holidays.

Are deep, we are deep in TwixT.

I haven't wrapped a single gift I gave.

I gave up on that.

I don't I don't.

I don't do that gift from Amazon.

You can't even put it in a bag.

Don't they have that as an option where you can get it wrapped.

He's not even wasting the money.

It costs money.

Because see this is why opted for the Thanksgiving Christmas.

You you you suggest He suggested that instead of giving gifts for Christmas, we just all meet up and love each other.

Okay, well, he said all Thanksgiving, though.

I said, it's like Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving.

Just have Thanksgiving again.

We could do that.

No gift cards, nigga or.

You don't get me a gift, I don't get you a gift, equal exchange.

Same Thanksgiving.

But you just described that's what I know.

I'm agreeing with you.

You don't like giving gifts, No, really, I don't.

I do, but I don't eve like.

I don't even like getting gifts I'd rather give a gift than get it.

I have a hard time spending money that's not for.

Me, that's bad, that's just just yourself.

He knows.

Now, I like, I like like, I got my whole family.

I did every like one sweep in my bed Amazon and it all be here by Wednesday at the latest.

Because I went to my I have my office white elephants party.

Uh party, Well that's different.

Those are strangers.

Those are strangers.

Yes, But I did my gift, and I first of all, I door dashed my gift.

You door dash from target to your job.

DoorDash is not just for food of people.

I know, I know, but you DoorDash it to your job, to my house, to day to night before you know.

That is the lasert I heard in my life.

No, well, because there is no because I got money to my house.

Asking where you got the Jordan's from, Yeah, I ain't never seen where the new Bounce niggas.

Something something different about you is about a forty forty ball.

Don't give a fuck.

I got a new I did get a new pair of niggas.

I got a uh what's that brand?

It's not a six It's like on on cloud hookah, got some Yes, I got some focus, got some girl.

Daddy said, you are really your father?

Now that's crazy.

Well, no, they're just good for why.

I mean, what the fuck I'm not about to get to air max two's my.

Feet are dying.

Your feet are dying?

Yeah, bro, I don't understand.

How like when once I went into New Bounce, the New Bounce store for the words first time, and you do like the feet scan thing, and it's like, oh, I'm not really an eleven, I'm a nine and a half.

But because I have a fat ass fucking feet, I'm going up to sizes I'm not living right.

I need to go back down to my nine and a half extra extra wide.

So that's how I'm living.

Surprise, Surprise.

And I got my hookahs and I.

Put them bitches on, and the fucking fleet feet and in Westfield, New.

Jersey shot out, and then I felt like I was walking on clouds.

Yeah yeah, bro, they feel Would that make you they feel great?

Would that make you want to walk more?

Are they that comfortable or walk?

All right, let's commit to it.

Calm down, I'm on your side.

Keen is a doubt that keenan I was I was that is the most No, ain't fucking walk a Moore?

You're not?

Wow, his shoes were coming?

Think you not think Corey has a question?

Have y'all heard of the or ring?

Yeah?

So you want the government tracking me?

That's what you're telling me.

The or ring Apparently it's a ring and it just does it at tracks your vitals.

So yeah, it attracts your heartbeat, tracks your stabs, checks your your your blood oxygen level, which I don't know.

How does that apparently, say, say, somebody's life probably Yeah, okay, Apple, Yeah, but I think you could walk more.

I believe in you.

Yeah.

Yeah, Keen doesn't understand because that's why I can't speak so freely.

Understand what like the hesitation of walking is painful?

I know.

You don't know.

I do.

You don't experience it?

Walk up the pain of walking?

Walking?

His pain of walking?

And where's the pain in your feet?

If he back lower shoes?

Yes?

Are those are these hookahs or whatever the first wide show that you've bought.

No, they're the first wide shoe with the extra support in the ankles and the souls.

Ankles in the souls.

Okay, I don't Okay, he does ankles and the souls got.

No, it's just there.

It's because I've I've I've I've tried to.

Work out, so it's been nothing but years and years of excuses.

Motherfucker.

You wanta know why it hurts because you're not doing it, motherfucker.

Yeah, But when you have something that hurt, more like, why do it?

I understand.

I don't get there.

There's a reason to do it, was to do it even though you know eventually in the long one it's good for you.

It hurts, I think.

But I think the way Keenan is looking at it is it's gonna hurt either way because you're working.

Out, and it's eventually gonna hurt less if you keep on doing, if you keep doing.

But that's easy for her to say because it doesn't hurt him.

Working out always hurts regardless.

It's a different kind of hurt.

It's a different kind of hurt.

Like it's like your joints, it's everything, it's joints back all that ship.

But those like those shoes are better and it's just I just know, like just standing up in them.

Was like, oh that was cool.

So yeah, so no funders said, but baby steps, sure, absolutely so either.

Way you're gonna get another parent like you gotta get a workout pair now or unless that's.

Then would get I'm gonna get those.

I'm so it's hocus.

I'm probably get a pair of Brooks maybe and Tribal.

I hold, those are good.

I've never heard in the running bag.

I'm not in your fly foot world.

I'm in I'm in.

I'm in damn near orthopedic shoe world.

He's in the prescription shoe world.

I'm like to shoes, got medicine, and he's got mental souls insoles.

I got mental insoles.

I got all insoles in my ship, my nigga slow release, slow releaseproof.

Hear the brand and he's like, that's not that's that's not cool, that's that's not on them?

What's that?

What's that?

Sight?

Excellent?

They can't get on on stock X, I mean maybe probably can't.

They don't.

They don't got it.

They don't got Brooks on Brooks on stock I've never seen.

I'm sure.

I'm sure you can get books on there.

I'm sure they got everything on there, everything Brooks on stock.

If you're going to be in a poster of Brookshields brook Low Paz.

That's the closest thing you're gonna get, the brook Low Pez nine.

But yeah, that was cool.

I don't even know what I'm.

Sorry, how do I a whole transition, got a whole bunch of Brooks?

Oh wow, all different colors.

Speaking of Pain in Your Extremities?

They dumb expensive?

God, three hundred and fifteen dollars.

Oh, I mean that's on stock.

They're really big, and I guess they're really big in like the they're like walking walking, running, walking running.

Something about these little Australian Are these from Australia?

I can't say.

I don't think Mike's the They go to man on the few brands and they.

Look like what's that Chinese brand at at?

Yeah?

Kind of what that reminds me of dentists toptry This is so dump?

Who knows it's from Seattle?

Watch any Pain in Your Extremities?

Someone?

Anyone have anything for their week Oh?

I do want to say one thing.

I did one thing this weekend that I definitely do not regret.

I'm very proud of doing, and I recommend you all do it.

At least one time.

I scrounged up some money, and I hired cleaners h to come to the house of the grib.

I just had them clean all the bathrooms.

Boy, these two Quatermolon ladies went to work.

They did their goddamn thing.

They fucking they had like the industrial like fucking like floor buffer.

Thing they were.

And they're like, we cleanly clean, clean clean.

When I get a house, Yeah, yeah, they would the work.

I'm not doing that and it wasn't a bad price.

Now when you had that done, did Erica, have you guys cleaned before I did that?

Yes?

Yes, okay, yes, because it's like you cleaned the bathroom before or they came in the kind.

Of like you straighten up that.

It's like when my mom has cleaners come over, we always cleaned before.

They remember that.

It's like doing this, what's the point.

You don't go to the fucking did the doctors with with dirty draws.

Or like it's not the same they're cleaning.

I'm like, no, it's like brush your teeth before you go to the dentist.

Yes, yeah, okay, you're going to just get teethlean anyway you but you don't you still wake up and brush your teeth.

So that's no I'm saying like you're say, you brush your teeth before you when you wake up, an you have a dinner appointment at three o'clock, you brush your teeth before you go to the Denis woman.

Nah, yeah, you don't want to come up in there here.

I'm sure you're wicked.

I do that you're wicked.

Well, most of my Dinai appointments is early in the morning.

No, I go in the morning, so my so I brush my teeth and I'm going to the dinnist.

In the morning.

Oh, so you brush your teeth because.

I'm because I'm waking up in the morning, I brush my teeth.

You're going to get your teethlean anyway.

But you've never had a Disti's appointment in the afternoon.

If I was a kid, maybe sure.

I have a hard time telling believing that Gladys didn't make you brush your teeth before you went to that disappointment.

And shit did I don't remember?

Either way, you're doing.

That's what you're doing.

You're brushing teeth.

It's like you wake up like I'm going to Dennis.

But the thing is the Dennist isn't brushing my tongue.

So I'm not gonna walk in there with a white tongue.

So I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Remember when you had to go when you go like maybe you go to Boden New Sneakers.

Know what it's like, is you you getting a hotel and sleeping in another bed and just.

Staying in the room.

What you No, Yes, No it's not because it's I'm on your side, but I don't know about that inn alley.

Why because you got the hotel to fall asleep, you got the cleaners to clean.

No, you know what you're You're not sleeping in that hotel.

It's like getting a hotel and fall asleep by the pool.

You got a room, No, you.

Just fall asleep outside of your Like like you're not sleeping in the hotel room.

So like let's just say that couch in the in the hotel room.

I got the bed, but I don't want to sleep on the sleep on the floor in the bathroom.

I'm talking about just not sleeping in the room.

And I don't know, like get a hotel room and sleeping in your car.

You know what it's like.

It's like when you're about to get sneakers, You're going to the niggas.

You're but you make sure you have clean socks.

There you go.

But it's not, No, it's really the same.

Their whole job is to clean, and you're cleaning before they clean.

It was it's like it's like before you go, it's like you're about to you got a dinner reservation before you go to there and you eat.

Yeah, let me have a little something and exactly why I know you ain't walking with you changing the shoes.

That doesn't that doesn't you got No, it's a joke.

Just some just some table, some tables vati right a the table.

I mean sometime sometimes it's especially if it's a restaurant where you really don't like the food, if.

You have a little snaps.

If it's some place I know, I'm not gonna like like if I'm going with family, and like because of my thing.

My family, like everybody.

Went to their birthday, We celebrate their birthday and they go to a restaurant they want to choose.

If I know I'm going somewhere, I know I'm not gonna like like why would cousin that not tourist?

He likes to go to Olive Garden.

I'm gonna say Allard.

I'm like, you know what I'm gonna eat before I go here, because I'm not gonna enjoy it.

Nasty, I don't goar.

Just fucking discussed.

I'm gonna sucks.

But it's not guard sucks.

We're not doing this.

Out garden sucks.

Actual dick picky when it comes to the Italian food, but need to it's but what about it?

What about it sucks?

It's not it's not.

It's not great, but it's not.

It's me.

The bread the most popular thing about it is the most minacet thing.

Those breadsticks are horridle breath.

It's not even that good.

The bread sticks, it's not that good.

Getting out of here now, they're not.

Get the fuck is there's some of the worst.

They're not for the bread sticks.

They're not that good.

That's the problem.

What the fuck are you talking about?

That's kind of the issue.

I'm just highlighting a bad thing.

All the other food is not good.

It's just what it's.

It's mid.

It's very very highly mid.

Okay, there's difference between mad and being ass.

I think it's ass.

Is it middle is ass?

I think it's miden ass midy liddle as every time I touched it.

It turns to it turns to do doo.

I swear some of y'all.

I think you know what I'm saying.

I think it's in relevant relative relative related.

Taco Bell.

You like Taco Bell, but but Olive Gard's ass through Keenan.

It doesn't matter.

It's still ass food.

It's fast, but it's still it's still as.

Advertised, its garbage.

Comparing Olive Garden is a family cuisine and Joggiano that you bring your family junior sickness, mumbo telling nobody want nobody.

They literally advertised nigga, come here Regina two and three in.

Because nothing else is available.

Literally say that we got you, we got you.

When the sun is down and your shame.

Is up, come to Taco Bell because they're the only ones open.

That's what they're saying.

Taco Bell is not trying to promote itself as like some high quality establishment.

They never know they got doritos, locals, tacos.

I don't even like Taco Bell.

Yes he does, he likes.

But olive breaksticks and that it's food.

But again, these are are nasty options that you're picking.

But the Olive Garden breasticks are are the bottom tier.

It's a specialty item.

They're just cool.

Come on, we know the history of.

Man.

Yeah yeah, okay, it's different different, I know, I know.

I'm just saying it's different tiers.

It's like Olive Garden.

Olive Garden, Olive gotten is on the restaurant tier, like the sit down restaurant.

That's the bread in that bracket.

It is meant to ask.

It's down here.

It's low to me, same level as any type of Old Country buffet, any type of buffet.

You can go to the same thing, same fucking thing, Olive Garden.

You know what you know?

Correct, you know what?

You know what Olive Guarden.

You know where olive Garden is what olive gardens.

If they took the Italian section of Old Country buffet and the that's isn't that the steak and then uh spaghetti and meatballs down before you get to the ice cream, that's out guard.

Cool question for y'all.

And and when's the last time you've been Olive Garden?

I want to say last year.

I want to say twenty twenty three, happy within like a year within the like last year before?

What you get?

What did you get?

Well, if you remember probably chicken palm and it was ass.

Yes, they don't season their Foodki, it's not good.

Every time I've gone it's been fine.

What do you get?

I get the chicken out Freda.

M hmm.

That's hard to mess uh.

Recently now it's been years.

I'm not place.

It's so many Yeah, I'm not.

I'm not looking for Italian food.

So it's just like I don't even really like Italian food.

On top of Aligary being mid.

I mean, I don't mind it, but like was great, I don't really like it.

They just do it bad.

You can go down the street the Corobbas and have an infinitely better time.

I don't They're about the same to me.

They're about the same to me.

I don't like it.

They're about the same to me.

I feel like keating on that.

It's pretty much the samemight as well be the same ship.

Carabbas is just like the It's not as bright as there.

It's a darker restaurant, so it makes it seem like it's a little more fancy.

It's the same food.

It is dark and shipp same food in that bitch.

No olive gardeners like apple Beee's for Italian food.

It's crazy mumbo, you know, tour of Italy.

Get a little bit and sure.

Then is it Fridays?

Yeah, thank you.

That's that's not a big job.

That's not jump.

It's a jump though it could be a step, but it's something you notice it you're going out when you chase one chicken out right and you chase the other one.

They did a little something two.

Different places that garlic powder.

Wow, is that.

That's different.

I don't even start talking about I have no clue.

I don't know, but oh yeah, how we get the food.

Let's talk about cleaning ladies, Mike's family going to the things that we can.

But yeah, I died clean.

They did a great job.

And I was like, wow, that's what I would have do, like quarterly my weekend.

I want to So I saw a rod Wave Okay.

Yes, so how was that?

He was there?

It actually wasn't bad.

It wasn't a bad concert it was it was.

It was a decent show.

I didn't know all the words to every song, but a lot of the people there did and they had a good time.

I hope.

So yeah, no, but he had he could just like half the music alf the time.

He had so many songs that he couldn't do the whole song.

He would just like stop the song halfway sing it.

First of all, no auto tune at all, He's just singing.

The nigga can sing.

Don't ever think rod Wave can't sing.

That nigga is actually talented.

Which was which was cool.

I mean, nobody is there for wave vocals.

No, he can sing.

I'm telling you, bro, I never would have thought this nobody nobody looking for waves.

I'm not saying like like he can carry a note, like listen, I like brod Wave broad waves my guy, but I'm not going for him to like.

Oh, that nigga was sang it.

I was surprised though.

And then the girl that wh's what's the girl's name again?

Yeah, she said Egene.

She came out, didn't her two songs with him?

She was singing.

She was really good.

His visuals were fire literally high pyrotechnics.

It was.

It was a cool concert one one time pretty much.

But I like the fact that like his uh he has like the the jumbo tron.

It was like watching a music video but he's performing.

M hmmm, very very cool.

It was that exfinity.

Yeah, mobile, like he had a cameraman on stage, like you can like he was not I was far.

But if you look at the screen and like, damn is that right now?

I was like like it was dope.

So how was the How was the crowd?

Uh?

All ages?

Like literally all ages are all ages, all ages, ag ages.

There were a lot of agent but it was all it was from kids.

I saw old people.

I saw old people.

Uh yeah, everybody was in there singing word for word.

They knew every single song.

It was cool.

Keanna was mad because shen't even know that he was on tour because she's was like.

Oh, he's only doing like six shows.

Ship.

Well yeah, she ain't know nothing about it.

So like when I brought it up, she was like, god damn she loved there.

Yeah she's not on He did like it was like it was like the shows that got canceled from last year, I believe or something like that.

He just loves he resembled.

Yeah, he loves Philly so much.

I see why that ship was locking.

That ship was crazy sold out.

There was nowhere.

It's a love for fat niggas and Philly fat niggas and it was crazy misery.

A lot of people, and that's work out there.

It's got some profitable work out there.

There's a love for us out there.

They love bro and I was one of the niggas I used to laugh away for all the time.

But I still listen to his music here and there.

But to see it in person, that nigga's different, So you're a convert.

Yeah, one day I get when he did Federal Nightmares as the last song.

I what the.

Bro he was like because at one point, No Life, like he does like fifteen minutes of just like real slow.

He's singing like ballads like this nigga singing like fifteen minutes straight and then he does like his one last song and then he asked like you about to leave, but he don't even leave the stage.

He's like I can't leave all like that, like and then he just turns up one more time.

Nigga.

That shit went so creat I forgot to record it.

She was not just yeah, good show.

If I had to rate it, I was like a out of all these shows I've seen, that was probably an eight out of ten.

And I'm talking like I've seen like Beyonce Kendrick like that was.

It was was like show wise good.

That ship was up there because he was good.

Shout out the right Wave.

You like rod Wave, Go see him live.

You'll like his music a lot more.

You won't be disappointed.

You won't somehow.

And he's just walking around.

He's not even like dancing all you know.

The most he did was take his glass off and put it back on.

Oh wow, because he was fucking sweating.

He's wiping his fast ass, bro.

He just put his glass on, taking them off, That's all he did.

It was good swiping the greases.

But my favorite part like seemed like all that there was like a lot of kids and they were like really enjoying the show.

So that was cool.

Like a lot of kids, like in Jordia having space for sure, especially like inner city, Like you know what I'm saying, they don't really a lot of time.

They don't get a chance to go nowhere.

You're about to have a kid has has changed your your whole Oh it's nice.

To see kids outside and enjoying themselves, have a place to express themselves and just fuck them kids.

Keep all the motherfuckers in the house.

I don't want to see it when I leave the house.

Kids need to be in a hole, it's fine.

I've always said, like if it's controlled environment.

When they're not like that, like the art the road Ways, that's for them.

Like if they come into like saying, somebody's having like an outside like if they were having like a fucking Tom Jordan show somewhere outside or.

And then a bunch of kids just coming here wild and then it's like, all right, what you're here for sucking up this ship?

But the Roadways show, that's for them.

If you're forty five going to the Roadways Show, you can't complain about the seventeen year old.

You can't.

Yeah, you can't, you cannot.

You can't.

We go to the NBA Young Boys, they're so rambunctious in here.

What the fuck it was?

And you thought it was about to be there and it really wasn't.

It wasn't rowdy.

It's not like niggas there wild.

I'm not saying, don't make that mess.

It was cool.

I'm just saying, though, it's like you know what I'm saying, Hello, weed, I was half for sure, I'm cooked broom too much weed?

Yeah, I was smoking a week, So take that, Mike.

I smoked for a week.

Why trying to cut it down.

You know, baby, you.

Until he's born and you're gonna need it.

No, I'm like, I'm I don't.

When I get into a groove, I don't want to be because this is what I did.

I don't want to be high when the when the ship goes down, right, my my, because me and Erica talked about it.

We were talking about like if like she like her water broke and I'm fucking baked.

I can't you know what I'm saying, Like you you're laughing right now, laughing because I've been around you when you've been baked.

I can't get the diaper bag?

Is this the diaper bag?

What hand paper?

Child?

This is the diaper bag.

Gonna have to cut it down because I remember I was talking to Artie at my baby shower and you know, he brought his seed there and he.

Was like yeah, he was like, yo, so how are you doing smoking?

I was like, you know, I'm getting right now, I'm actually right now.

He was like, yeah, man, I have to cut it down.

I was like, you don't, I don't smoke the word.

He's like, because I'm an idiot one of them.

I'm like, am I maybe I shouldn't be an idiot, damn little man.

So you know it's like right now, it's taking a break before he gets here.

This is so I can do it.

You know, I'll do it here and there, but it's it's gonna be a cutdown.

But when he when he.

Starts like walking, when she starts walking and getting manage himself a little bit, that's that's gonna be the worst time because now you really got to watch him, now.

Can I can?

I can go and then you know I can do that.

You know you start on that that.

Don't do nothing when the nigga's two months old, that's what I'm.

Saying, Like he's three mm hmm, it's a little different.

Wow wow, bro, bro, you gonna have to see that's don't you want to why I wish?

Then?

Don't you?

But did you say you wanted two kids?

Yeah?

A three year gap, that's a good game.

You don't want to you don't want another kid?

Mike, that that sounds like a good aide.

Gap three a good gap?

Shut the fuck up.

I mean, do you want more than one?

No?

It's just that so like he don't want it on his fucking sick ass clock.

Because he's already one for one and I don't like this ship.

So he knows what he's doing.

I don't know why, y'all out here, look at him.

He's happy.

He's a pig and ship right.

Now, Stop man, happy as a pig and ship.

He's fucking slugging though.

He had a readjustment self.

Stop man, he said, don't you put that evil on me.

Ricky Bubby.

He was like, Yo, you're gonna have one before just come out.

That's just supposed to drop last year.

Look look at me now.

Yeah, that niggas gonna be almost a year old before he come out.

Mm hmm.

That's better.

No, not really, y'all.

Boy had another blowout.

It went all the way up his back.

You're ready for those?

All the way up his back.

I'm not ready for them.

But I was like, let me if I want to here, if I can get rid of the first one, get over the first one is cool.

But my already in my head, I was like, we're just going to take a bath.

I'm not.

I'm not doing all that savings dipping them.

That's if you're home.

M m, well, we're just never leaving home.

That's if you're home, if he's traveling wherever he's at.

It's like, yo, y'all got to sink bring a little power washer with the mobile today.

That's that's that's good.

That's a good one.

Okay, you bounced it out.

Yeah, yeah, he got a wife.

Yeah, we had to just be here.

Yeah definitely.

You know, like how does get in his ear?

What the hell?

What are you doing?

My nigga over there making ship angels in the car seat just.

Because now like I'll be looking at you because now like my TikTok and my algorithms all baby ship because I'll just be like, you know, like just they be so confident.

Look and they just stare at her.

Did you see the video of the girl, like a little girl was walking around just and.

She was just like.

Like like.

I'm not ready for that, au Dasty.

I know you can't control but you just look at me.

It's like I know you can control it because you're forcing it out.

Gotta get it out, you gotta get that fiber out.

Damn.

I'm excited though, man.

That like no number one dad and stuff.

No, I got like uh, you know, like daddy mugs ship like that.

But we got a lot of baby clothes that we washing a lot of socks.

A lot of mother babies got a lot of socks.

They lose them a lot.

Kick them off.

As soon as I like I saw him on the counts, like all of them like rolled up, like we're gonna lose half of a lot of these goddamn socks.

You're gonna be a lot of mismatches.

Boy, he won't know nuts, but it's exciting now speaking of people.

Shipping up their backs, Jake Paul.

To bed, that's what we're supposed to happen.

Definitely, a little booboo came out.

Did you hear how Anthony Joshua described how he was fighting him.

No, he was like, I purposely fought that way because I just wanted to see him obviously saying this in a very weird Bridge accent.

He wanted to see him slowly not want to fight anymore.

That's why before he knocked him out, he was smiling.

He's like, I know you don't want to do this anymore.

I'm beating your ass.

He didn't want to do it after the first round, Like you could tell Anthony Joshua, like if anyone somehow doesn't know Anthony Joshua and Jake Paul fought a cruiser weight heavyweight about it's set to go for like eight rounds.

It did not go eight rounds.

This was not a joke.

Anthony Joshua was fighting him for real.

Yeah, and broke his jaw in two places twice.

He thinks, drawn down that niggashit like a balloon.

Oh no, I think that was a I think that was it fake.

Yeah, that came up when they showed his teeth.

That was real X ray.

That was real.

But yeah, was he was he was slow stroking him.

He wasn't.

He said, I'm not gonna knock you out in the first round.

I'm just gonna give you a little bit, a little bit.

He had lived there and Jake Paul was doing everything but fighting.

He couldn't.

He was just trying not to get hit by this fucking monster.

Bro First of all, Anthony Joshua is six six, like two fifty.

He is huge.

That's like he was on some miles like fighting Miles Garrett.

Damn.

Yeah, pretty much.

He's taller Miles Garrett.

He's bigger than Miles Garrett.

And Jake Paul is six to one.

I don't know he looked out of shape, yeah, compared to him, dog, it was it was bad.

He was just beating him down.

And then he finally just knocked him out when he felt like it, Like he was just like okay, I'm talking like all right now it's time, Like I see you have nothing left.

I'm just gonna punch you as hard as I can.

And he was rocking his ship, bro.

And I'm so happy it happened because he deserved that, because fuck j Paul and his brother.

But my thing is, people are like, oh, we need to we need to give him respect.

Who they wanted to give Jake Paul respected.

The only thing he gets no respect.

The only thing I will say that's quote unquote respectable about this is that it's kind of a joke.

You can perceive this.

But the people that be having on there.

They get paid, Yeah, like where they did wear in the combat like fighting, they don't really get paid like that.

That's why they're still going up there.

That's what I'm saying, Like, that's the only I would say if you can say it's respectable.

You know they're talking about him fighting Anthony Joshua, you know, but you know he was supposed to fight before this, right, who was it to take take?

What a kill that nigga first round?

I don't think he would have played around.

Yes, he's not, he is not.

He said, I'm trying to knock you out as fast as fastest, nigga.

What the fuck, I'm going to beat your ass fast as possible.

I'm going back to Baltimore.

Yeah, and I can't.

Beat your ass, get back before the crab cakes get cold.

Niggas, and and my money better hit before I leave.

Yeah, And I'm not giving him too much credit because he still got paid like ninety two mil.

They said for that fight Jake Paul.

And Anthony Joshua.

He got Anthony Joshua gotten ninety one.

But they said after you paid UK and US taxes, he got forty eight.

Damn.

That's still a hood.

That's still a bag.

That is the hell of a bag.

Just to go fucking fuck around with a nigga for a yeah, thirty minute far just with a b he'd even look he I don't think he got hit.

He got hit a little, He barely.

He didn't get Damn.

It didn't a little like it.

I think they said Jake Paul was he was on the on the ground, fell to his knees more than he actually like threw punches.

He was literally just throwing himself to the last two rounds like he just kept you just thought he was a processing.

He just kept going down body shots and ship.

He just kept going down.

I'm like, brother, what that nigg in the ribs?

And he was just did y'all watch any of the fights beforehand?

Yeah?

I saw.

I saw when Anderson Silva did a fucking fake kick and Tyron Woodley felt for it.

It's a boxing match.

He just lifted his.

Last was like that was so sad to watch my mm A goat like out there boxing and that fucking joke ja Paul Card, Like, bro, I know what you.

Can do, you do, but do you know he probably made more than that match.

And that's what's sad about it.

That's why Dana White, You're like, you are by far the most skilled combat fighter in this in probably the state at the current moment, and I gotta watch you be the third match.

Down on the Paul fight.

It's sad, but you know it is.

And he's fifty and the last time his legging half.

So it's like tyronole Man that was.

That was years ago.

That's what I'm saying, and that why he retired, Like he broke the funk out his leg.

It was like he's done.

I mean he's been.

He's boxed since then, just no more leg kicks.

But Tyron Woodley he's been.

He's been getting knocked out and cook left and right.

Jake Paul.

Yeah, yeah, well it ain't good, Tyron.

He said, I'm still coming.

I'm still good.

You need to go.

The Bell Ring Bang Round in twenty eighteen.

You need to go.

You need to go on there and call Triple H start wrestling what he can do with you.

Hold up, hold.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I don't want to dog Tyron Woodley like this.

But listen to his last last seven fights.

Oh Jesus t ko or knockout to Anderson Silva ko to Jake Paul, split decision, Jake Paul Boxing.

Let's move to m m A.

Lost submission, lost t k O decision decision.

Four straight losses in m m A, three straight losses in boxing.

He's just doing it for a check.

Bro Switch combat wins is the Obama administration.

Wrap it up.

He gotta call your relations man.

See get his own theme music.

Yeah that a need some more niggas over there, man, just go do it, go do it man.

Maybe somebody got frime time.

Yeah so yes, but you see what's the name his ass be too?

Andrew?

He got that ubot a nigga who's not even really a fighter.

Wasn't here like a streamer dude on Love Island.

And he can't fight either, No, he could not fight.

Fucking flailing and ship and he's hitting Andrewtainleent.

That's funny about all these red pill niggas.

He's like, you listen, all young kids that do red bill content or whatever.

You look at that guy for, like to tell you what masculinity and all that is getting.

His ass beat.

If it's not a woman from he's losing.

He would have won if he didn't get tired, though, who.

That's what he said.

That's what he said.

He said, he said, I would have won if I didn't get tired.

And then somebody said, you would have won if you didn't lose.

Good job, like, wudn't get fucked up?

That's what that's You would have won.

In a fight.

Man.

You signed up for this.

It's the surprise, I would you gotta fight now you're talking all that good?

She now put it to the test.

No, Andrew, Andrew, he lost to someone who was on too hot to handle, not.

Even on the main dates.

You know, that's the off branded us to chase the more he is not a fighter at all.

He looks horrible.

I was watching it like the pre fights, like the first fight or it was like some little some black dude and some other like Spanish dude.

I think it was like his second fight.

Ever, it was bad.

It was bad for the dude with the second fight ever was whooping the ship really out of the little like a little Spanish guy.

It was like his ninth fight.

He was beating the dog shout.

I was like, this is this is entertainment, this is entertaining.

Oh my god.

And every time he hit, I'm like, god, he was trying to remember more than like make an example.

Because I didn't watch it, but I saw Alesha Bumgardner fall too.

You didn't watch it.

I missed that.

It was the fight football on time.

Yeah, I see that she went.

I think the sixers were on the same time, so I was kind of the girl she was fighting.

She was tough.

I thought she was gonna knock her out, but she was just getting hit And I hate that ship.

She almost had her in like the second to last round two and I was like, you look, but she said she wasn't hurt.

Alicia, she's a baddie.

Yes, fine?

Is that?

Where's she from again?

Ohio?

Okay?

She is bad as ship?

Oh she lives in Detroit.

Okay, Detroit batties.

Would speaking of bad oh man madness, madness, madness.

All right, so what do we hit off first?

Yeah, the Aiden Ross Pooka or the manaj Maga Minage get the garbage out the west.

Let's let's let's start with Pooka first.

All right, the Pooka and the cool had his career game, career game after doing what after career shame?

Uh so pooking the Cool?

I guess he was on.

He made the fatal mistake of hanging out with what could go wrong?

What could go I like, I don't know.

I don't understand, I don't underst And so he was hanging out with Aiden Ross and the other what's the other weird ol kid?

Neon sure neon.

They were hanging out, and I guess Aiden Ross is giving them telling him to do like a little dance.

He's like, hey, you know, next time you score, you should hit this dance.

Celebration.

A celebration is celebration.

And then in the midst of the celebration, then he does, you don't have to do it.

He does what is known as jew hands quote.

Unquote anti Semitic gesture known as jew hans where you rub.

No, I mean, it's not like it's a fucking Nazi, not that bad.

He does, and it's like it is.

A reference to anti Semitic political cartoon that shows a Jewish person rubbing their hands, the caricature implying like greed, like the stereotype of Jewish people being But Aiden Ross is Jewish and he asked him to do this.

So that's why people are like, why are you mad at Pookah?

Not the Jewish nigga?

That's the funny thing.

What the fuck it makes sense.

Yeah, he got a lot of a lot of fucking flash like flat came his way, and then I guess he actually he was trying to bring them to the RAMS facility and Sean McVay said no, he said, we are out of your fucking Hawaiian ass man slapped the Hawaiian punch out your ass.

No, but the thing is him and all his brothers decided to tweak out at the same time because his brother.

To do something.

That brother stolen carr stolen nigga car.

Yeah, sol the Lakers players car is wrong with you and you know how he got caught.

Then he parking somewhere, but then he smack a nigga.

No, they valeid us stolen cars.

Got stupid.

Yes, it was the same brother that slapped the nigga like last year.

That was last year.

Like a AFL game, he slapped the fan like slapped the pou slapped the funk him with DK.

Yeah, shout out the d K.

Spending two games, no pay ah, he lost hell of money.

Stupid, he's dumb, but so like see why he did that?

Though the nigga called him by his full name, Okay, he wasn't having it.

Oh he called a nigga by what's his name?

Nigga coom metcalf.

No, it was like I forget whatever it is.

Whatever, Like why.

Get mad somebody calling you to slap it and set him off?

But we already know that he's a head case, bro, the Kalyns are carriers, the Kalns carriers.

Whatever.

The brother he's a head case.

We we knew that.

The fan knew that.

That's why he's fucking with him.

I know this nigga's crazy, bro, He's from Mississippi.

He's weird.

Why are you fighting him?

Back to Pooka anyway, back to Pooka, tell everybody he's mad at Pooka, Like why would you like?

Were they mad like he was gonna gonna do it or just like I think they were just mad because he was on the stream and he did it.

He did do it on the stream because he didn't even know what it is, what it was, know what it was it was.

But it's like and then he had pretty much problems of doing on national TV in front of millions of people.

Yeah, and then uh yeah, everybody's mad at him, but nobody's mad at an.

I don't understand how this nigga just he's this slippery, slimy little fuck he just not even that just like he's just an asshole, Like he's just somehow.

He gets to skate by all always oh what it like he controls the narrative.

He is the media.

That's what I'm saying.

He controls his media.

Yeah, he has his own streaming exactly, not platform, but you.

Know, yeah he controls that.

M h does he not?

No, he does?

Just saying.

So yeah, it's like he just means just skirt accountability all the time.

Then, and it's like, I guess I saw.

It was almost like he was threatened to.

That might've been sentail.

They say he was threatened to, like he suspended for the first series of the game.

I don't know about that.

Probably, I don't know about that.

But either way, suspended for a series.

Either way, it's not on Pooka, it's on Aiden Ross.

No, it is on Pooka for a hang out with Aiden Ross.

Sure, but why are you with him?

Why are you trying to bring him to your job?

What the fuck is wrong with your nigga?

That's why they got well say it's like, how old is twenty four?

You're too old to be young and dumb.

You should know he should not too young dumb, But you just say Ross, huh, he's the same age as Aiden.

Yeah, but you shouldn't be twenty four.

I knew who's an idiot.

He should have known better than that who's saying Pooka is not an idiot.

He's just good at football.

That's very true to he could very well just just concussions.

He's an idiot because as soon as the game was over, the nigga was on Twitter.

He was tweeting, And then they asked, like, Yo, did you know he tweeted like like five minutes ago.

He's like, I'm not gonna worry about that, right, Wait, is he not allowed to be on Twitter?

He was on Twitter.

He was on Twitter criticizing the rest.

After the can he went straight to the locker room, like the game what I wanted.

That's why, that's why, that's why I'm not in the NFL.

But he was already in deep ship because of the whole that just happened.

You're already hot, my nigga, like before the game and the game.

Putting up all those numbers and a loss is not going to clear you.

He hurts.

It hurts.

That hurts.

He was tweaking though, twelve catches, twenty five, that's great, but you lost, you lost.

I mean, I feel like he had a valid argument what he was saying, but argue later.

Yeah, it was it was fresh on his mind.

He had to get those YO, talk to a reporter about I got less problem than I do with the Twitter thing than I do do with the other thing.

And that's the problem, because you're gonna have any Actually don't have a problem with the other thing either way.

I don't have a problem with either.

I'm talking about like him, like, yeah, you gotta you gotta read the room.

Man, if you know shit is already high for you, they don't.

I just be like, they can't read.

All these athletes niggas be dumb, so so it's like, why are you expecting them to be They're just dumb.

But even when you're dumb, I just like you don't have enough decervein to do with something like fuck your money up.

Maybe not, you're not even.

Like I know that's not like high level thinking of the future, but I think you would at least want to think about something that this might fuck my money.

He was upset.

He felt like they deserve to win the game.

He just put up like a career night, and he felt like they got robbed.

So he's gonna act out of emotion.

Is that not understandable?

Acting out of my money up?

Control your emotions, man, Okay, control your emotions.

Yeah, that's easier said than done.

It is, it's always is.

It wasn't that crazy, but it was the fact that you're criticizing the reps online.

You're gonna and you're hot, you're you're hot, you're already hot.

Good, you're already But he's hot for something else, and that's and he's hot for something we agreed is not a big deal.

But you're hot for some internet ship and we might say it's a big deal.

But the people, the people up top a big tear.

So calm the fuck down.

And speaking of the people up top, you want to transition them those other people, so.

Speaking turning point us A speaking people on top, turning point us A at the top of the poles and their newest speaker.

And their newest edition one Oh Nika Mirage.

Man, that lady is not grieving no more.

Bro, I don't know what.

I don't know what stage.

I think she agrieved for like eight minutes.

Yeah, I don't know what stage of grief this is.

We didn't see it.

She grieved at the house.

She a grieved that she should Huh, she ain't been home, Keenan.

You've been outside since the nigga.

She's been on a pressure that nigga.

Been outside that niggas he was still warm.

Yeah, she's been outside.

She came out to fireworks like three days after he died.

Virol Technics kid.

Every time she comes out, it looks like the w WE.

It looks like Batista's coming out.

Bro getting the thoughts up on by jd Vance.

Yo.

Yeah, he's trying to fuck Okay, trying to fuck allegend.

Fucking a legend.

Huh.

She is, Yes, nasty work, very nasty.

But but Nicki Nicki Minaj, like she's been doing this right wing grip.

You can always tell when somebody is having legal troubles, money troubles.

Or both troubles.

The inevitable tailors all the time, the inevitable right.

The right wing grift is.

The right wing grift is inevitable, and you've seen it with her.

She started out with weird tweets about Kamala Harris and then they turned into she has a thing I guess Gavin Newsom.

Then it turned into her speaking at the u n for some fucking reason California.

Yeah, he's like a top potential presidential candidate.

So it was talking about Gavin Newsom.

Then it goes to her talk speaking at the u N.

Now she is at turning point.

Us A.

Just full grift in there, just her nicest wig, very not.

Pad since she has Republican makeup, Republican makeup.

To mar al Lago makeup.

Yeah, motherfucking business skirt.

Talking with with Erica Kirk about nothing about just the typical nothing.

The right wing, right wing ship propaganda properly.

Yeah, like boys, oh we didn't watch it.

Pops up.

It popped up for me too.

I didn't watch it.

Was not watching this like if you're a boy, it's okay to be a boy and you know, be straight even though baby.

Girl, yeah her saying that, baby girl, your your fan.

Base is yeah, it's like, why are you shooting yourself in.

The exactly the y m c A all right, it's.

It's it's the village people or.

Yeah, So does anybody have a theory you know, because we were talking about it off off gamera before we started recording that I think it's money.

I think she's just I think the money is low.

I think she's trying to set herself up to get pardon or to parton someone else.

I think Corey brought it up that she owes back taxes, that she's in debt from taxes.

Yeah, she was on the brink of forfeiting her mansion as well too.

So I feel, say, what now she has a assault.

Case against her from a security guard and the judge said she she would have to pay him or forfeit her mansion.

But before that she was ready, Oh, millions of dollars to the IRS.

So I feel, why are why do rich people not pay their taxes?

That's why I don't get They got bad accounting.

And you've got accounts that like why are we on that?

She might not have bad accounts, just bad accounts.

Like that should be the main thing, like, hey, you do anything, make.

Sure my taxes are being make sure my money are y'all not checking up on these things?

She was In twenty twenty two, it was rumored that she owed one hundred and seventy three million in back tack to the IRN.

Exactly, I might I might have to get on stage.

I might have to get on stage and grift lunatic.

I might have to grift.

I might have to put on a grifting pants on slavery wasn't a man trying to get a Vegas residency?

People seventy three million?

What saw the superior rates?

So in two thousand in late this here reports that indicate that she's still having ongoing legal action with creditors like BS Associates seeking to seize menage ascess to satisfied judgments, including security guard debt, with filings asking courts to compel her to appear and disclose finances.

That's why the bite on tour every other week.

No, that's the thing.

She don't.

She hasn't been going on tour, so he is right.

She was on tour, but she toured for free because she's in debt.

That's why keep gag zity.

The gag is you are poor.

Damn it's bad.

You hate to see it.

I come on here, digimonnas.

I thought you like thirty dollars, sure, yeah, we got that.

Yeah yeah man, Brandon, we each got forty for you.

Yeah, easy, each forty and make sure your husband makes corey and honorary blood.

If that happens, good with me.

Yeah?

Man, it's bad, like and it's.

Like it's you know, it's so crazy, you know, and you go on the internet.

The loyalists are still rotting barely.

I've seen something that's like they're hanging on you.

It's literally like, what's happening with Maga right now?

There's a break.

Yeah, it splintering.

There's a splinter.

There's an internal bound there.

The hardcore loyalists, you see them, and then there's somethings like but then the people would.

Wake up, Hey, this bitch is crazy.

Now I might be insane.

I know it's getting crazy when I see openly gay people, like this bitch is tweaking, like openly gay, like it's just the gay threat of gay niggas, Like this bitch is weird.

And the niggas act be like the niggas are having a bio Nikki like eight times Nikki followed.

Even them niggas are like, oh wo.

Because their whole thing before was they were very much anti Magnat because a lot of them were.

Because they hate you, dude, like l G B t Y she up there.

They still hate her, they don't.

She's black and her husband is a blood and she's an immigrant now.

She black born in Trinidad.

She's not even an American citizen yet she voted before really she can't.

She's literally everything that Donald Trump is trying to get rid of immigrants with gang affiliations.

She can't vote immigrants.

I did not know that.

Citizens.

She just and she just talked about in an interview.

It was like from like last year.

She's like, you would think after all these money, all that, she says, like, all this money I'm paid in taxes.

What money you've been.

Ship and you were in the red.

You're in the red and the red is in you.

And she's on this turning point us A.

That's Charlie Kirk's organization.

He has been quoted he said, I don't think she's a good example for young black girls.

That nigga didn't like you over here high five in this I have been writing on something.

Oh yeah, I mean every broken clock is right twice a day.

He's like all those people that had the right wing stuff.

They will start with something reasonable, of course, and then it just devolves into something you just let him keep talking.

It's like you're nuts.

That's oh yeah, it's good until you jump out the window.

How simple that is.

Yeah, he's a perfect example of that.

They are all the.

Niggas like and I mean the most the niggas that you will never think are the same, like fucking Charlie Kirk or or or Alex Jones, doctor Mark.

They will all start at the same point.

They'll be like, I think the nuclear family is strong and should be supported in the country.

Okay, all right, and we start with that by getting rid of the gates away.

How we do that as if we line up every gay person and every fifth gay person we chop.

Off their toes.

Wow, Okay, that's why.

That's why yours it's never on.

We need to have a claimer, like like the thoughts views.

Because cut his ship has lost his mind.

He's been in Florida too long that.

Florida started off infected Florida.

They're putting something in his order that he's poisoning the watermelon supply.

Nan, this is that Ted crews.

Mm hmm.

But yeah, man, it's like the money is getting bad, and I hope you gotta follow the money, gotta follow the bread the money and you figure out.

I just I just you hope you'll wake up nick us, you know, I mean, I mean I would love her to like have an awakening and like holy and get her ship together, Like where am I?

But I think she's entirely too far.

GoF she's entrenched color contacts.

Man, she's gone.

I don't.

My prayers are not for her.

It's for her followers that maybe they can get scrounge up whatever.

Sle someone life they have left.

I pray for her son.

I'm gon say pray for her child and his favorite color, like a stop it.

I got some questions for you all that we don't have to worry, we don't have to slander children at all.

And I'm saying the things she's saying, Eh, the whole money, the whole like she was saying some things about her is like it's starting to look like that.

Might have been onto something.

But who CARDI Mmmm, look at them.

They all fucked up in their own way.

You up, Well, I got some questions for you all.

Okay, let's get it.

Oh what the hell is this?

Yeah?

Damn, that sounds horrible.

Okay, let's let's see.

This is a I don't know, I didn't even read the whole thing.

Would you rather once a month you had to do a full triathlon with no training, and it doesn't get any easier every time you do it.

You have to finish, no matter what or every time you have to go to the bathroom and it's a number two, you happen to be in public, and you have to use it in public for the rest of your life.

We've answered it in public, like public bathroom.

Yeah, you have to use a public bathroom every time.

I'll go pu wow.

Yeah, I'll do that.

I'll be on a first name basis with the local hotel, like they'll know.

I know I have spots that I go to.

Sure, yeah, I can deal with that, no problem.

Triathlon once a month.

I can't.

I can't train for it.

I can't train.

I'm going to die.

I mean, you can't train for it, but you could train.

I don't know how.

How can you control that?

We can't train for it, like we never get to work out for the rest of our life.

You can't work out.

I guess that's kind of weird.

What are you doing?

No, I'm not training.

Put on I just I would sit swimming right, Yeah.

I was just sitting up and standing back and just sitting down and standing back up.

Yeah, what's a waste on my back?

I'm not training.

I would die once again.

I'm just walking to work.

Yeah, Because there was at one point uh, I was used to swimming.

Yeah, I would die swimming because have you ever swam a mile?

No?

That ship is hard to fuck.

That's that ship is tied.

I remember, like there was one summer.

I was like, that's gonna be my card yell because the full body workout.

You try to at mile?

Yeah, swim a mile?

How did that go?

Boy?

I never made it?

How far?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Not a mile, no, not at all.

That ship is hard as fuck, bro, I can't imagine.

What about Okay, there's something called a triathlon super sprint, which is four hundred meter swim, so one lap instead of four laps.

What about that?

Then you can do that.

It's four hundred meters swim, ten k bike, two and a half k run, ten k bike.

And ain't got none of that me?

Okay, all right, I limped in here, man, Next question, what do outside?

That's that's that's crazy.

Yeah, that's gonna hurt in every way.

Imagine what you gotta do it once a month.

I'm not even gonna recover from the one.

Last lifetime of swordness.

Yeah, that's horrible.

And how much money getting nothing?

Nothing?

Clout yeah, just clout there's a dumb ass that doesn't try every month without training, you get a million tick tack followers.

And that's it.

I'm just on the first name basis with all the clean.

Yeah, you gotta start marketing it.

My first triathlone with no training.

This is my third triathlone with no training.

Let's see how I do.

I'm didn't maybe it just yet.

Oh okay, this one is actually for money, one hundred k per year.

But for every scheduled event, you have to arrive two hours early and leave one hour later.

For example, if you work nine to five, you have to show up at seven and leave at six.

If a carty starts at two, you have to show up at twelve and leave whenever it officially ends an hour after.

That's literally how I DJ weddings.

I get there two hours early.

But for everything in a year in our league, for this.

I get for how much one hundred k a year?

That's no problem.

Everything three three extra hours for a hundred k, that's okay, okay, so hold on.

So every schedule, so that's including your salary at work, like on top of your side, an extra hundred k.

So I wanted to go to work.

That's a lot of time.

So that means three hours every day.

So hold on, that's I get So let's work.

It gotta be at work at five am.

I get up at six now, so I'll get up at.

Four every day and leave it.

You're you're getting an extra hundred k?

Why is it?

Why are we thinking about this for three hours?

You're you're still making your salary.

On top of that, you get one hundred k?

Why are we thinking about this?

Yes, I'm doing it three hours.

I guess it's gonna hurt.

No, it's not that part twiddling my thumb.

You're gonna look at your back account.

Black.

I'm good.

That's a lot of that's a lot.

That's that's but it's fine.

It's probably worth another one hundred k, but definitely worth what what ship.

It doesn't say you have to work too.

It just says you have to be there.

I know, but like you're just there, Yeah, yeah, taking nap, Get there, sleep on my fucking office chair in your car in the car.

Now you have to be inside the building.

Okay, I'll sleep right at my desk.

The fuck building is definitely not open two hours.

I'll be right at my desk.

Just like this, I don't work for another two hours.

You have no home life, bro, not really, it's not great.

But you gotta go to sleep at like eight, you go home, you leave at five.

Right, it takes me out to go home.

I'll get home at six, funking around, go to like hanging around for like maybe two three hours.

Go to bed.

Change jobs.

I grew up like that.

Get a work from home job.

Oh, that's common.

Next question, Hey, listen, don't got to be big bucks.

You can get a very cheap work from home job and just know you're getting one hundred cat the end of the year.

Damn, that's a loophole.

We're not accepting that.

Ship.

Go door dash, you'll be all right.

Nice question.

What is your favorite sad song or sad musician, fat sad musician?

Mine's is Jacob Collier or Sam Henshaw Henshaw.

I don't know.

Jacob Collier sounds familiar.

Yeah, but Sam Henshall I've never heard of so favorite sad song or favorite sad musician.

Favorite says song.

We had a couple of favorite sad songs.

I like Sam music.

What's your favorite that the that'd be the best ship, I think I just My favorite sad artist used to be Sam Smith, but he don't make sad music no more.

He make music for the gay clubs.

So Siana Major got this one so called Alone.

I like that a lot, but not all her music sad though.

On redcorn By just said sad song, sad song, Okay, I'll do it to you, John record is a good one, sad favorite sad song.

Man that said a lot, Man.

Hallo out my name by the Weekends given it's one of my favorite se.

Yeah, that one that won't put you in a real dark place.

Herd got a song called and Hard to Love.

It's a good one.

Maybe one of uh Lewis Capaldi.

He's probably like my new favorite sad artists.

I don't know who that is.

Uh.

You probably heard the song.

You wouldn't think this is a sad song, but when you listen to the lyrics, it kind of is half crazy by soul chop music soul job Yeah.

Yeah, m hm.

Uh in Love with Another Man by Jasmine Sullan.

That's a sad what I think since as my favorite sad song.

Let me go to Spotify and type and sad songs what pops up?

Yeah, I'm trying.

I'm trying to think, like this last Lap.

You sad.

It's about his uncle that I never heard it in his hard I know.

Yeah, that got people crying.

People were crying when an as song as that.

It's called last Lap.

It's about his uncle who passed away.

It's pretty sad because they do like a little movie before the song starts.

Pretty pretty sad.

He said that she was yeah, mm hmmm.

Some good people got different sentimental values to a song that's sad.

So it was like.

It got heavy and its fucking broken by Madison ryan Ward who you don't know who Madison ryan Ward?

Is that song right there at Listen to that on the way home.

Listen to that on the way home.

Broken.

You know she was volleyball.

She's playing all that one for Nebraska.

I know who you're talking about.

Fine, I know who you're talking about.

She got a song called Anchor.

She makes sad music.

She does well, all all the music.

I like this.

It's Christian music, is it?

Yes?

All that musicians Christian ah never realized artist m but she can sing.

That's a good one, all right.

Next question, someone said the dating pool definitely has vomited in it.

Recently, I was out partying.

This guy approached me and asked me what I was drinking.

After I told him, he asked me if I wanted to share a drink.

I quickly declined, that's weird.

Share you want to share that drink since I got it for you?

And that's a different level of poverty right there.

And she said, what is your worst night out slash dates?

I have none, I'm hoping when he asked, would you like to share a drink with me, he's asking would you share your time and have a drunk?

Yeah?

Not actual?

Maybe that's what he means.

I hope that's why he may not act you like, Hey, yo, what you're drinking?

Hey, we can both drink the same.

But that would be crazy get too strong, that would be some crazy ship.

I don't think the dating pool is pissing it vomit.

There's nothing it's nothing wrong with the dating pool.

Okay, there's literally nothing wrong with it.

The people you know, because I have friends that are single and I'm online.

You are what you tracked.

There's nothing wrong with the dating pool.

Same pool your parents were in.

They got you here.

Nothing wrong with it, Literally, nothing wrong with it.

I would say it's not the same pool, because that would mean I mean that everything else was the same.

I think I think every I think when people say the dating pool is pissing it or whatever, they're yes, but you you're peeing in it.

Because you're a part of the problem.

No, you're you're going to the part of the pool that's constantly getting peed in because.

You're a part of the problem.

There's nothing wrong with the dating pool.

You got pissed on you?

What do you mean there's nothing wrong with the dating I think dating is very easy, and I think it's fun.

There's nothing wrong with it.

I like, for instance, people make it hard if.

You are people have different expectations.

If you are an average looking person with your ship kind of together, it's fun.

There's a lot of options out there.

Like, for for instance, if and I was having this conversation with my cousins, we always fight.

I was saying, if a woman has like multiple baby daddies or anything like that, I am invisible to them.

I don't even make myself visible.

I don't even make eye contact with you.

Not going to dating pool is there's nothing wrong with it.

I know what I'm looking for, I know what type of woman I want m I attract that in the discussion.

There's nothing wrong with the dating pool.

It's a SKILLSS.

You're even if I was a woman, I'd make sure my shit was together so I can attract somebody like that that connect me.

You could also attract things that you don't want, people that are coming up and thinking that you want to share a drink with them.

No, next question.

Like that one experience by what made that bum ass niggas so comfortable because he feels like he got a shot.

Is you a bumpitch like people?

This is dumb to blindly confident exactly.

She probably has another experience.

That means you have four other stories like that.

And when you have four to five of the stories.

Now we're extrapolating and making things that I don't want.

To because you made a blanket statement.

I will stick to what I said.

It could be an average looking person with your ship kind of together.

You don't got to be Bill Gates.

You don't got to make six figures.

I think ninety percent of these problems start with people not properly assessing themselves already.

Kevin Samuels, Listen, that's one thing I'll never say he got wrong, and a lot of people and don't say seven people are not honest with you.

Nine people don't have self awareness.

And he got a lot of shit for it.

And he got in trouble for saying that.

The black women, even though he did.

The niggas as well.

Niggas were way better taking it.

How big is your dick?

What say that?

Do you have a big dick?

Well, you know it's all right, you don't have a big gig.

You have a job, Well, you know what I'm saying.

How much do you make?

You know, you don't really make no much money, So you don't got a little dick.

You don't make no money.

And you look what you're thinking about.

You're not about to get the bad bitch nigga.

You need to go get these five.

You need to get these five, and you need to get these sixes.

And that's you can't be broke with a little dick getting these nines, just like you can't have two baby daddies trying to get these baller niggas.

It doesn't it don't add up.

Stop putting salary.

You're watching too many movies.

That's fake.

You watch too many Tyler Perry movies that don't work like that.

Okay, I'm sorry she wanted like that.

Not too much on time.

It's all about self awareness and assessing yourself.

Some people get lucky and they get somebody out their league.

Some people, most of.

The time, that don't happen like that.

And you shouldn't be putting salary requirements on dating.

This is how the argument started.

In the family chat.

You're saying men have to make six figures, you know only six percent of black.

That takes you from here?

Who said that?

Who's saying all that?

This was a family argument this weekend, my cousin was saying that she wouldn't date a guy that makes around eighty thousand.

I looked at her like she was crazy.

She makes a little over a little over one ten.

But that's fine.

You can fine, but you need to acknowledge that that takes you from this big a pool.

Now you can't cry.

That is that you put on yourself, made things harder.

That's like I put on thirty pounds ankle weights and it's like I'm not rimming.

Instead as I used to.

Why the fuck you think not, bitch you?

You put it on yourself.

It doesn't make sense.

Why was my forty time not the same because you put fifty pounds of ankleweights on you bitch.

You did it to yourself to train like Rockley's.

Since when is eighty thousand eighty a year not a lot of money?

Oh, since everything's so much more expensive.

You're not wrong, But still that's still I'm saying that she's I don't agree with what she said.

But all I'm saying is this, if you're the type of men that you're looking for and you're in it's six percent men and women, let it's six percent.

That doesn't make any sense to me.

You're literally strenking your dating pool.

Six percent six.

Black men that make over one hundred thousand dollars a year six percent.

Yes, And I don't even think it's that high.

I think I think these numbers are misleading.

Okay, I think it's probably around three to.

Four in my opinion.

How many?

Like what?

Based on?

What?

Huh?

Why do you just based on like travel and stuff like that?

Like you find people that make like I have friends that like a lot of my chapter brothers.

Strangely a lot of them work at like JP Morgan.

They got like all these like fancy titles, right, Like one of them is like a vice president, Like how much money you make, like eighty seven.

I'd be like, okay, but why don't you think the number is real?

Six per I just don't think.

I just think that.

I just don't think.

Okay, Well, for one, the rule is if you make eighty thousand dollars, you make more than eighty percent of the world, right, And I just think and I just think that, like, I don't think a lot of people make six figures.

I don't think it's common.

I think I think it's something that it's only common on on Twitter.

I don't think it's very common.

Okay, Okay, I can see that.

Well, all right.

Next thing, someone gave us a Luggers of the Week Linda vo at Eric.

The act is it's Linda vo v O h v O.

I'm sorry v O U h g v O.

Linda just type in Linda vo v O those what thosees?

Those damn thosegas.

I didn't even look so ts damn.

Can you see this from a distance?

I can't all right to Linda, Hello, wugs London.

Listen, Linda, honey, listen, listen.

And she's Taiwanese tatars.

Wow, shout out to you, Linda, shout out, we'll get to your blind ranking.

Uh those ship Jesus.

Oh, and she got the nerve.

Just be cooking, bitch cooking.

I like, I want to watching women cook.

I want to see that crab brown goo koochie pan An.

We're watching you.

We see you, those two freaky niggas, Avery, we see you, nigga, We see you out in Vegas.

Avery.

Y'all just need three married niggas.

Can we relaxed?

No, it's it's public information.

Andy Anderson shout out, Nate Johnson.

Nate Jackson, shout out the skill school boy, c.

Your little niggas are sick, freaky man, shout out my boy, chef Prosper.

It's a nigga.

It's like it's a couple of my niggas.

Every Instagram, Batty, you're right there.

In the you know the funny The funniest one I see is when you're scrolling on the reels and they had the heart pops into the corner.

I message someone like, bro, you know this is public, right, you know you don't like it?

Right?

We can see you liking this.

I was an accident this week.

Sure, you reposed this.

I'm trying to keep your house happy.

Oh, I got an advice question.

We might be a little too late, but let's see.

They said, Hey guys, Yeah, hey guys.

Lady listener here and I love the pod, but I need some advice.

My name is Should I blank out her name?

Yeah, that's not that's not.

Yeah she blanked up the other person.

Yeah, we didn't talk about that.

My name is blank.

Give me a name, so okay.

My name is Susie.

And I recently started seeing a new guy, let's call him Gray.

Gray is amazing and I really am starting to fall for him.

It's the first time I felt so seen in a relationship.

He might be my person.

He's not my boyfriend yet, but I definitely see it happening in the near future.

However, I'm how old doesn't say however, I have a guy friend let's call him Jah.

John and I have strong sexual chemistry and it's been that way for years.

We're always flirting and interacting on social media and subtle flirting in person, but it's always been platonic.

We've actually never been alone together.

Also, us getting together could potentially be messy within our friend group.

I'm actually cool with a few of his exit situationships, and Joe's pretty close with my ex, not to mention Joe as a musical artist, goddamn musical artist.

And it's always around women every weekend.

I don't know.

I really like Gray, but I can't help but think maybe I should get with Jaw one time, for the one time, just to get it out of the way, maybe clear the chemistry, especially before I get even more serious with Gray.

Should I if you were a job, would you risk the friendship.

Knowing I have someone else?

Oh?

Yeah, John, don't give Yeah, it's here for a good time, not a lot of time.

Few if if Josh is like, oh, you're trying to just you know what I'm saying.

Great, that was my computer man grant.

Yeah, surely if that's your thought, just maybe yeah, I mean, before you get involved with Gray, if you want to see what that's about.

Yeah, hey, hey to me.

So she's not dating Gray yet, not dating anyone.

No, they're both from there.

Huh okay, Well, but if you're not exclusive, they're both of them.

Yeah, that's it.

That's not her boyfriend.

I don't think she's trying to the other dude.

She said, they have strong sexual chemistry with the criminals, just trying to see what that be like.

You just want to get it out the way.

Well if if they want to keep it safe, don't just hit actually dating, if y'all always flirting with each other's seeing what the relationship looks like.

It's one of them things where it's like, you know, but it's not a good idea.

Well, like you can look at some people.

Like I just need you for this.

She knows dating isn't good because she she's friends with his exes.

He knows, and he's a musician, musicians.

He's doing a lot around our life, is.

Too sure, it's just like hassle, Like is the fun that Worth's extra bulls?

It might be yes, but it sounds like she knows it won't Usually it is.

Yeah.

She just wants to get the nut and go about her business, which is I have no problem with go for it.

I'm saying, what do you think, Mike?

You don't have to agree.

I think that if this is your thought, I think you shouldn't waste the other young.

Man's No, I think I don't think you like him as much as you saying that no, because I don't agree with that.

Yeah, I think I don't think you can like two people at one time.

I don't think you may say you like him.

But she's talking about when you say things like I've never.

Felt so seen, and I really think that, Like.

If you feel that way for real, I wouldn't be thinking about no potential nuts.

But you know what I'm saying, not thinking about potential nuts, she's thinking about potential things that won't happen if she gets with this person and then she's with no one else.

Ever, she's thinking that far in advance, like if this this might be my person, so this could be it, all right, but I don't know about I still haven't.

I'm the type of nigga that is like I still haven't seen what's going on.

I'm going with the thing that's more meaningful.

And but again that's why, that's why, that's why I always ask age for these things, because like, yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like a nineteen year I'm.

Telling me what to do.

It's not gonna see the like it's not going.

To be like all right, every fuck is not important, Like every fuck is not worth you know what I'm saying, Like a young person would be like, oh, I gotta see it through because you know what I'm saying.

But I mean, whatever, this is how I move.

I I take feelings for real.

Like if you're saying you feel like all this because I'm a lovely de w.

Dach nigga lake.

So if you're saying, I feel so seen and I do this and I feel like that, but I'm horny though.

Fuck fucking fuck dude.

Fuck build the sexual chemistry with your bull.

I fuck him and you fucking some that likes.

You and it's not has all these red flags with nick women running around and causing discording your in your friend group.

I mean, she could potentially do that, and I say, there's no discording, there's no red there's no red I'm just saying.

The only red flag was he's a musician.

Is that he's a musician.

That's that wasn't the only red flag they're saying.

She's saying it could be weird because they have friends with their friends with his axes and she's cool with her situationships.

Again, like I said, at to that point, life is too short.

Who gives a fuck?

Mm hmm.

They'll be all right, they'll be fine, just ex situationships that'll be You'll be fine, You'll be good esk him on sisters Now, I don't know.

I just feel like it's especially if they're younger, so like if they are in their twenties.

Shot what I'm saying like, if it's your twenties and I guess you feel like every every potential sexual counter is what you need to do.

Then do it.

I guess you sick.

You read that, and I'm going to read this next as soon as you read it.

Yep, your place is burning down and all you can save is one article of clothing?

All right?

What would you save?

My sign?

Kendrick Lamar had He's sick, I gotta sign.

You know what?

Well, actually that doesn't apply, but I won't get into why that does apply.

But okay, it's okay.

Sign Kendrick Lamar had sign Kendrick Lamar.

I appreciate that.

What what article?

One article of clothing?

That does that count?

What was the question?

I'm sorry, Oh, your house is burning down.

You can only save one article of clothing, one article of clothing.

The same thing with me.

You have a sign signed together one article cloth?

Who's that?

Who's that?

Who said?

That.

I don't think I have any clothes with that much.

Yeah, I don't have any value.

Nothing that you like at all.

That you say that, I would be like, oh my house is.

You don't need to save things, don't have to risk your life.

You need to take one thing.

He said you was gonna say the Jordan's Mitchell Fresh principal Man, Mitchell, I don't.

Know why we keep bringing up these sneakers, bro, I really don't understand it.

The jersey or the shoes.

You're not saving either one of them, not saving either one of them.

Eyebrows.

I got both of them.

It's working on.

You.

Got like a little batch of hair I got.

I got it, I got both of them.

Yeah, I will find something.

Just just harp like, my gosh, bro, I got it.

I don't understand.

Exactly.

Those are some very comfortable basketball niggas.

Hell, yeah, I did.

I still wear him.

He'd be wearing them when he wears cook go out.

Yo, wow, I would that would be very corny of him, and she should not marry.

Well he has a mohawk.

Well he cut he cut it.

Probably say.

These nuptials are not going you're cutting that, you're cutting immediately these.

Nuptials will not go through.

You're not coming to my family union with no more.

Pretty bad enough.

You got me in Cleveland three times a week.

Stop.

Something's got to I'm not going to be looking up at a mohawk sweating on me.

I think she's from Memphis.

She's from Tennessee.

Yeah, not a Memphis though, she's not like she's from Tennessee.

Yeah, interesting like her her pops was with some athlete on the Titan on the Titans football football.

I would save my Michelle Wee.

Jordan's my Jordan one, Michelle Wee's Michelle those I think that's the most valuable thing I article clothing I own, So I would say that.

Yeah, I don't know.

Actually I'm trying to think that hat might not be worth nothing.

It's worth something to you.

You don't have to say something worse.

I'm talking about money wise.

Yeah, that damn sure.

Ain't got nothing.

That's I do.

Got that one jacket.

That one code I got is like four hundred hours American American.

That's not enough.

I got some.

I got some crawl fist sb's those like fie on it.

Mm hmm okay, yeah, crawfish.

I mean they didn't my extra y hookers.

Hey you can do more walking walk out the fire.

I think my size is actually more now.

Yeah, but uh yeah, alright, I like that one who they went up they look up saving those Yeah, I might have.

I didn't even like those.

SB crawfish crab crawfish dunks.

I got them ships sitting under my bed right now.

You know what's not gaining any money, like monetary value.

I got the damn off white dunks that came out right before Virgil died.

They're worth like two hundred dollars.

They were worth like almost a thousand at one point then.

Yeah, I still haven't worn them, though, I might, just cause.

That's a good idea.

I think I got what's up in the discord.

Noodle had a suggestion for you twenty twenty six.

Uh, you count how many jars of peanut butter you go through all year, just so we can just see how much peanut buttery you're actually going.

To see how much weight I'm really moving that that might be interested, honestly weight, I'm really I could probably go.

Yeah, it's it's honestly a jar a week, every week and a half, I think every week and a half to too razy.

Bro, That is insane.

Bro.

Next year we'll start it.

Yeah, the peanut butter counter, I should bring him in.

About that a week and a half to two weeks.

He's sick, man, he's sucking the peanut butter.

Yeah, he's using this.

That's a waste, I want to dog.

Yes, that's more like he's putting a little while he's nuts revers.

Just get my boy a good cheat.

You know you've been a good boy walking.

I'm not Joe Button, like I ain't no Joe Button.

We ain't joking on my dog.

All right, we got another long banger question.

Let me take a s real quick.

Have other stuff on here to Okay, what up y'all?

There will be a question at the end.

So I was at the bar with my boy one day, playing darts, kicking it.

I noticed this girl is giving me the eye.

Look at that check the guy out.

They're playing darts with this Look at that form with the pocket square?

Was that a bullsop?

Bullshy?

What?

Okay?

I couldn't help me.

Notice you were paying attention.

Hello, my lady, good lady, how are you today?

Oh my fair meetium, Yeah, my fair baby, how are you today.

I couldn't know that you notice my boys?

Would you like to fuck?

Would you be interested in sharing a drink with me?

With me?

Would you like to split a bedwich a spirit?

If you will?

All right, let's okay, I'm quite flond of the Chilly Temple.

Oh this is wild.

Okay.

She got gesture, makeup on, ripped fish nets and all black.

She comes over and tells me give her a kiss.

I do and tell her I live alone.

Mm hmm, you just made that up.

That sounds crazy about I live alone?

Bar about to close?

You coming through In my head, I'm like, no way, this bitch have any scruples, and shit gonna be wild.

Twas fired fast forward.

She invites me to her house a week or two later with the I need to get fuck text.

This is where shit gets weird.

This bitch had whips and chains on the wall and mad old porn magazine pin ups on the wall.

As I'm talking about the use of those, cause fuck it, I'm here and I'm in it to win it, I noticed a jar on the TV stand.

Something moved in it.

This bitch got a pet leech and proceeded to show me her inner thigh where she feeds him.

I laugh it off because I know after this I ain't never coming back and I might not make it out alive.

But fuck it, I'm here.

It gets weirder.

This bitch has a polaroid of me at the bar, not the night we met.

What read no, because it doesn't sorry, not the night we met?

And one you gotta shake after she was asleep, so I grabbed the pick all my clothes, shoes went off in her hallway in my boxers got changed, dipped, threw the pick out, and someone's canned far away.

Now I'm at the bar again.

Link up with this other chick.

She left the bar before me, but gave me the address to come through.

I'm on the way there.

It's the same goddamn apartment.

Lord, send me your strength.

What so do I have no self preservation skills at all?

Lmao.

Plus, this girl look way better than her roommate, and they look nothing alike.

Mission success.

I cracked the roommate bounce like I'm a spy with nuclear codes.

Fast forward again, Me and a homegirl at a bar.

She came out to see me.

We are talking.

All of a sudden, I feel hands around my waist.

Mind you.

I'm made convo with the not crazy one.

I look into her eyes.

I just see confusion, a little bit of terror.

I just hear a voice in my ear.

So you're just gonna fuck my roommate.

I turn around slowly, and this bitch is like Batman across the room before I can turn around, staring at us.

It's a psycho.

Needless to say, I didn't get a second crack on the roommate.

Have you all ever had any shit like this happening?

No?

No, no, what the no?

Let me finish the question.

It's still gonna be a no.

But have you ever had any ship like this happened where maybe not as crazy, but show up it's the same crib or anything.

No, nigga, what the fuck?

No, you're lucky, you're not dead.

What the hell?

Yeah, nigga, the girl from Johnson Family Vacation like.

The Facts and the alligator, he said, Oh, the roommatemate, I might as well so sound I mean, I'm here now, But I'm here, nigga.

How I met your mother?

Yeah, it sounds like you got with an interesting golf girl.

You're too messy, bro, You change your life for you?

Yeah?

You guys to keep your women each other.

Niggas like you get murdered your self.

Preservation skills are exactly what Jeffrey Dahmer was looking for.

Yeah, easy as up a fucking barrel and end up in a suitcase portion.

Then natural selection is this nigga got the survivalist of a limming.

This nigga said, it's the same address where you saw a bitch with a leech that fees the leach with a polaroid of you.

First off, let's stop right from a different night.

Let's stop right there.

That's what I want to fucked after that, No one after that.

I know he didn't know, he he didn't.

That's the time where he picked up his clothes and he left.

No, he's still crack, He's still crack fire.

He fucked, he said.

The polaroid was later.

The polaroid was the second time he still cracked.

He picked up his pants after cracking and seeing that she had the leads sunking on the.

Thigh because she texted him and said, I need to get fucked again.

So he cracked, honey, Oh no, no, no, the first time he cracked at his crib.

Yeah, he went to her crib.

He didn't crack, Yes, no he did crack.

No, I don't think he did.

Let us know.

Let us know when that I already deleted.

At what point did would he not crack?

Because why is his clothes off at that point?

Then he did say fucking I'm here, So yeah, he hit it.

At no point did he have apprehension because the through line Rout's own story was fucking I'm here.

He definitely hit that.

We ball, We got to see it through my boy, that's a big boy, did not have.

Yeah, let us know if you really cracked the second time or was it just the roommate, because that's what I think happened.

I think he didn't crack.

That's insane.

That's the same.

And you went back Hell naw, because when she in the room, when he left in the bathman for another for the next month, I'm not even hitting that block.

Yeah, she had a polaroider view from a different night.

That bitch literally was stalking you.

But once seen them in the same place, I was like, yeah, we can go back to my house.

Yeah right, yeah, I gotta put because now.

I don't want you knowing where I live or anybody.

You already knows.

The second one.

The first one already knows, already know because the second one up.

I'm not going second one.

I'm not going back in there.

You end up chained up upside down.

Yeah, I'm not going back in there, because what kind of deccore you You let her playing up the pornos.

I would have woke up with the whole bunch of I think it was.

Yeah, assume its head with the whips and the chains and the old porn man.

She sounds like she's in for something.

Cruising for a bruising.

Dump.

Very no, thank you, I'm good.

Nia.

We're gonna do your blind ranking on the Patreon episode, so we'll see you there.

And next question, though, oh it's the same person.

They they sent the uh Linda voe.

They sent it in again because I didn't say it.

They really wanted me to.

It's like you really, you got it.

You know, some freaky fogs knockers good shape, good size, shape, his size.

You know, it's an equal balance sometimes.

You know, you know, sometimes they say the same good circumference, good symmetry.

Okay, hm hmm, lovely weather.

What do you say?

Yeah, I said, Okay, that's the last question, I have a co worker who I hate.

He didn't do anything, but I.

Just hate him.

I hate the way he walks, the way he talks.

I hate the way that he dresses.

Have you ever had anyone like that?

Hell?

Yeah?

Do you want to elaborate?

From no reason?

No?

I'm sorry.

I wasn't paying attention.

They said, I have a coworker who I hate.

He didn't do anything, but I just hate him.

I hate the way he walks, I hate the way he talks.

AWAY hate the way that he dresses.

Have you ever had someone like that?

Oh?

He did nothing?

No, No, I'm not that much of a hater.

Why I am Yeah, do you want to elaborate one of my line brothers?

I just hate him?

Why?

Oh yeah, I guess there's no reason he did.

I just hate him.

I just hate him.

What do you hate about him?

I hate how he carries himself.

How does he carry himself?

What really bothers me about him is like everything about him is like how can I do this and cut the most corners?

And the problem is I would never hang out with him in real life, but I'm still bonded with him, and that's what annoys me so but I just wouldn't hang out with him in like my personal life or at work, and I just.

You literally would not be around.

Yeah, I just spit on him.

I could.

Okay, yea very good, very good.

Yeah.

I don't think not nobody that's not done nothing to me.

But you know, you see people that's like, but nobody I feel that strongly about now.

I had.

I had one co worker.

I hated this bitch.

And it was when I was working for the gambling company the casinos, and we had to be in like zoom while we were working.

It was working home job, but you had to be on zoom just in case you had questions so you can ask the higher up, but also so they knew that you were at your computer right now.

The only time you really spoke was if you had a question.

But this one bitch in particular, just would have her mic on and just be talking throughout the ships, like shut the fuck up.

Like I hated her voice.

I hated the things that she said.

I hated the way that she looked.

She wouldn't shut up.

I don't like you.

You couldn't just mute her?

No, why not can't you?

People like because like it's set up because and she was like a supervisor.

So it was like I was about to say, because power is the worst.

I would have been like, hey, you want to meet your.

Mic yo like and even if even if she would stop talking, she would get on and just ask like a random question.

Hey, I'm like a nails on the truck.

Couldn't stand her, nobody couldn't annoying.

I don't eve remember her name.

I'm so happy you hated her so much you forgot her name.

She's just an after thought.

This is the first time I've thought of her since I left that.

I'm sorry we brought you back that dark place, you guys.

I'm sorry.

Fuck that bitch whatever her name was that mm hmm here's the hayting.

Yeah you're here.

Hey, hey, hey, well, once you said all your nail, it's time to go.

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Christmas, Christmas, bitch, Merry Christmas.

Motherfuckers with the milk and cookies.

See y'all next week, same time, same place of the bitches