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Mac & Bone - Random Segment of Crap

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Speaker 1

Random crap, random crap.

Mac and Boone talk, random crap, random crap, random crap.

Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random, random crap, random crap, random crap, crap.

Speaker 2

Oh crap, we stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.

Speaker 3

They talk about crap that is random.

Speaker 2

It's the Queen City's favorite morning tandem, Mac and.

Speaker 3

Bone, random crap, Mac and Bone.

That's right, let's do it, man, Let's have some fun.

Speaker 2

I believe we deserve fun in this city after what we've talked about for the better part of two and a half days here on WFNZ about our football team.

Speaker 4

But let's let's do see we should be moving on Wednesday.

We're having trouble with it.

We're gonna look towards tomorrow.

Speaker 3

That's it.

Speaker 2

It's kind of lengthy, but it gets the point across and what really happened today, all right, So let's let's let's bounce around do a little bit of everything.

Let's start with a scandalous story from the tennis world.

Bone fit Dog knows.

I knows this must be salacious if I actually want to talk tennis.

All right, So this woman I don't do well with tennis names, Bone.

Anna Kalinskaya is a tennis female tennis player and she is called out am I saying his name right, Vittie holger Roun, number eleven player.

Speaker 3

In the world on men's side.

Speaker 2

That sounds correct, so he is being he is, that's on the men's side.

He has been called out on front on Front Street in an interview by this woman that has told everybody that this guy, uh, that this guy is relentless in her dms, won't take a hint, And it took him ten dms until he finally gave up or she told, you know, told her to get away, get away.

Ten dms later, he finally gave up bone and got the guy.

Wow, hey, Jimmy V said, don't give up the never get you mean he didn't have DMS either.

That's what I was gonna ask, is that, Like, what is too much y'all?

I mean, I don't even understand the whole DM game thing, Like I've been out the game for so dang long, Like I wouldn't even know where to start, and luckily my wife will not wise up and leave me, so I won't have to start that.

Speaker 3

But like ten is accessible?

Speaker 2

What is like at what point do you give up on the DMS y'all if you're being ignored or if she tries to tell you, hey, I'm not interested, like ten, it feels a little too.

Speaker 4

Much like he shot his shot ten times.

I'm guessing it wasn't like he just was trying to create conversation, like he obviously for her to go off.

It wasn't like he was like, hey, how you doing, blah blah blah.

It felt like he was trying to like hit on her right away.

Yeah, that's way too many.

That's way too is it?

Speaker 2

What is it three strikes you're out on the DMS?

Or is it not even that much?

Is it one striking you're out?

I use it was twice?

Speaker 3

You do?

Speaker 2

You're like, that's what you know?

What You're like, You're like they used to teach me what I did telemarketing when I was in college.

They said you got to go in with one of your rebuttals, and after your rebuttal, if they say no again, you're out.

That's the technique.

Fitty goes away or should literally be one?

Should literally be?

Speaker 1

Like?

Speaker 2

Should we badger with the women?

Pres to be one time?

And you're like, she ain't interested in me, Well, it depends.

Ignoring is different than being told you're not interested.

Speaker 3

It depends what.

Speaker 4

It depends what the context is of the of the DM right, and it's all about content.

You could be commenting on a post that they had and it may be innoc you.

Speaker 3

I don't know.

Speaker 4

It depends on Some guys may go right for trying to make a play right away, and some guys may try to be subtle and create conversation and then they end up in the friend zone.

I'm not speaking from experience, but Matt, I've met many of my female friends via DNS, but eventually they tell me that we're only friends.

Two shots in the mayor of Friendville, Caroline, and Mike says, two shots, keep your dignity.

This dude says, what kind of jerk needs to be told ten times that a woman's not interested?

It might not It might not be that she told him that ten times.

Maybe she ignored some of the messages.

Speaker 2

Yeah, so I don't know, this dude said, I literally asked my wife out about five times before she said yes.

I broke her down and the rest is history.

There's something to be said for that.

I guess.

I don't know.

Like it's if you end up married.

It's always kind of a fun story.

Oh she didn't like you at first, and that's you know, my GMS.

It's just kind of creepy.

My wast relationship started in DMS.

It can happen just there are everything.

Everything's different.

Were you told no or ignored?

Nine ten straight times?

By the way, I also wanted to ask this question in random crap and it wasn't a bot, by the way, it was a real person.

Guess that's good for you.

How many how many times bony has?

How many times?

Is too many?

To like photos of local sportscasters on uh and TV news anchors on Instagram.

I'm asking for her, I'm asking for a friend.

Let's not say who it is though, y'all.

Okay, let's not say who it is?

Can you?

Can you like posts?

Because I have never liked a post because I feel like it's weird?

Speaker 3

Why?

Why?

What's wrong with cause?

If you're liking a picture, it's kind of like, I don't know.

Speaker 4

I mean again, it's about it depends on your relationship to that person, Like you wiking a stro photo wouldn't be that big of a deal.

Speaker 3

Like she's part of the show.

She's family.

Speaker 4

I don't there there are certain ones that are not creepy, and I don't need to be doing that.

Speaker 3

But you can't like the photo and comment.

Speaker 5

That's that's my rule, because like, I like photos, but I don't ever like and then comment on the photo.

Speaker 3

I do one or the other.

Speaker 5

Okay, Like, if I'm gonna comment on your photo, I'm not gonna like your photo, all right, that's my rule.

Speaker 3

We're not We're not out.

It depends on what your relationship.

Speaker 4

If you're friends with the girl and nowhere or something, then it's not a huge deal.

Speaker 2

But but if you don't know them at all and you like the picture and comment on all of them or just like one of them, any of them.

I'm trying so hard not to unveil the identity of our guy.

Speaker 3

I mean, win, Oh, do they know.

Speaker 4

What founder do?

Speaker 2

I'm concerned it seems a little excessive from flound daughty and I flound daddy, woun daughty flound daddy, And I don't know how to tell them, so instead I'm just taking from me.

Speaker 5

There is no way I have pulled them aside and tried to have these conversations friend to friends.

Speaker 2

It seems a little like man to man, flown's gonna flown?

Speaker 3

Baby?

Speaker 2

All right, flown?

You do you flown?

My bad and my bad for outing you on the radio.

Baby, all right?

That adding I ain't good?

Speaker 3

Bone?

How about this story?

What do you think of this?

Speaker 2

So they're freaking out in Chicago because the Ben Johnson offense only scurt seventeen points and because it failed in the second half and Caleb Williams looked bad in the second half.

So they're freaking out in Chicago.

They also have a very interesting sports story to deal with there that I don't know.

Speaker 3

I've never experienced this.

I'm not here to judge.

Though.

Speaker 2

They have a women's basketball player in Angel Reese in Chicago for the Sky that sent a shout out on social media to the quarterback of the football team, Caleb Williams because the person that did his nails before the opener is the same person that does her nails.

Speaker 3

Oh no, no, did I see you?

Speaker 5

Caleb?

Speaker 2

Are using the best nail tech into Windy City.

Do you think you'd ever see that day?

And again, I'm out here to judge, Caleb.

Speaker 3

You painting them up?

Baby?

Speaker 4

The day after the Bully game.

Also that can't go over too well.

He won the game, right, but he's not.

Speaker 2

A hero Angels like, Hey, I'm used to losing a lot of games here in Chicago.

It just matters how you nail from what timing.

Speaker 3

Oh god.

Speaker 2

I also got to shout out Lonnie Johnson bone, who is one of the former Panther special teamers that I affectionately talk about as the pack of crazed dogs from last year, the guys that would run down there and coverage, make a tackle and then sometimes get over zealous and get a penalty for it.

Lonnie Johnson was one of those guys.

Lepe Franks was one of those guys.

Sam Franklin, right, Lonnie Johnson, did you see what he did?

Speaker 3

His wife?

Speaker 2

His wife's videotaped him and put this on social media.

He's on the IR with an injury, but that did not stop him from getting in full uniform, shoulder pads, helmet, uniform, everything and sat on the couch and watched the game in full uniform.

That's a football guy.

You play for the Raiders.

Now, I kind of like that.

That very cool man.

Speaker 3

I like that.

I like that story.

Speaker 2

And last but not leaves Bony.

This was very random.

But James Plowwright retweeted it today.

There's a picture of a Target in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, New York.

They said, it's right down the street from what's the arena call there where the Nets play, Barclay's Barkley.

Speaker 3

That's right, that's right.

Speaker 2

So it's right down the street from Barclays and it has a full display of Charlotte Hornets gear in this target in Brooklyn, New York.

Speaker 3

And somebody is like, what the heck is this?

Where's the Nets gear?

What is it?

What's going on with this?

Speaker 2

Are you should we take pride bone in the fact that, for some reason, at that Target in Brooklyn, New York, the Hornets are big.

Speaker 4

It's when you win a championship, you become a national brand.

And we're seeing that.

You think that's what it is?

Target does summer League.

My Target in Morrisville sometimes has Cincinnati what's the Cincinnati FC they have?

Sometimes they sometimes have Cincinnati stuff?

Speaker 2

And what is that?

Speaker 4

I think they just get like random misplace a random crap.

Yeah, are we done at random crap?

I'm not I'm unscathed here in this one.

Speaker 3

I'm not sure.

Speaker 2

I am not sure Bone that the targets in the Charlotte area have display as a hornet scared.

I think they hide it.

Oh yeah, that's right, Phindy.

I wanted to needed to be reminded of this, so my sources and me and Phiddy have sources that indicate that the bone Man who used to tell us I can name every state capitol still to this day, I know every state capitol.

Bone Man, I'm told that you no longer know all the state capitals.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I refreshed my mind every once in a while, and I did it last night.

And uh, I don't know what source you have here, but I did it.

Mabel told me I did it last night.

I got forty nine out of fifty and I got stumped, and I shouldn't have got stumped, and I screwed up.

So now I'm questioning myself.

I've known every state capital?

Speaker 3

Which one?

Speaker 4

Did you not know Illinois?

For some reason I couldn't figure out.

I thought Illinois was Champagne.

No, it's Springfield, the home of honest abe, and I knew it was not Chicago.

I could not think of the name.

So I got forty nine out of it to fraud everybody, Bones losing his fastball when it comes to state capitol.

Speaker 3

That's me one Alaska.

You know.

No, we asked if you know one California.

Speaker 4

You mean the city Juno, California.

Yeah, Sacramento, Rhode Island, Providence.

I know all Maine is Augusta.

What about Kansas?

Speaker 1

Uh?

Speaker 3

Kansas to Peico?

What to Pika?

Speaker 2

Okay, I don't want to Peka all right.

Happily married man that

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