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Next rewind where we are covering every single episode of Outlander, and today we're talking about season three episodes four through six, called of all Things, Freedom and Whiskey and at Malcolm.

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Welcome back.

I'm Ashley Coffin.

I'm Haley Hobbs.

And this was a fun three episodes.

It really is.

I like all the back and forth.

I like the back and forth.

Some things drag on a little too long.

But I was complaining about the sex scenes, and then they gave me the sex scenes and then they were super boring.

They're just standing there like touching each other, and I was like, this is weird.

Uh.

But before, so before we get ahead of ourselves, this starts out with you know, future Claire.

Future Past Claire is following Jamie through history, which I think is really fun.

It's just a really interesting.

Thing.

Jamie's new digs seem to be all right, you know, he works uh for I guess he's in England.

I didn't realize that he sent him to England.

I thought it was.

Like, yeah, right over the border.

Though, Okay, I think it's I think it's close to Scotland for the Dunson as.

Yeah, I like the guy he's working for.

He's like, bitch, I know who you are.

I know what you are.

Don't tell my wife because she'd be really mad because my son died in the in the Jacobite.

And he's like Jamie, He's you know, I'm like Jamie, but he's like a lot of he was like people died on both sides.

I know.

I was like, here we go with the Star Wars references.

Again, I know.

But it's two.

They have sent like the most famous Jacobite prisoner to work, and so it's like, Okay, this isn't gonna really last that long, No.

But it seems like it does though, right, he's there for like five six years.

He actually looks kind of happy there.

But he gets to work with the horses, yeah, ould and not be bothered too much.

So I mean it's probably the best he can hope for after everything he's been through.

Yeah, though in the beginning, I'm like, oh, this chick is a bitch, take me back to prison.

Oh, Geneva is such a bitch, But I'd love her.

I don't blame her.

I'm like, she's serving cunt, but like I would be too if I had to marry that old ass.

Man, Like yeah, come on, women, yeah she's gorgeous, that hair, that hair.

Women had to do so many more difficult things than men, like throughout just everywhere, but even like history, we had to learn how to dance in high heels better than fred Is Stare Ginger Rogers did, and we had to ride horses with our legs on the side.

Side saddle is so effing ridiculous.

I've tried it, I've done it.

It is, it is.

Honestly, it's a really good way to get great abs because yeah, but it is ridiculously hard, and I'm like, absolutely not Western saddle for me forever.

English saddles can even get fucked.

I have this problem watching the Spanish Princess because all of the women just ride astride, and I'm like, this isn't even close to being accurate.

No, I do like an English saddle because they're not as heavy as a Western, but I'm not.

Like my bad one.

Shit, I don't like how tight you have to hold the reins on it, like I like the horse to feel a little bit more free.

And then yeah, the finger that the freakin' I'm like, why do I have to do this?

Why do we both know how to ride English?

A lot of horses in my time, and I like holding on to the horn when it feels like, especially when we're running, just to feel a little bit more secure and safe.

The English thing, I'm like, there are nothing down there, and then you try to hold onto that.

Then you're like, this doesn't feel right.

So that's about horses.

Ye, welcome to horse talk.

I love when he dropped her in the mud.

I thought she was going to freak out, like I thought it was going to be like Bridgerton it.

She loved it.

And that's when I was like, okay, girl, I.

Like you again.

Jie do it again.

I was like, at least the ugly sister's nice.

She's not ugly.

I'm just being mean.

She's I mean, she's supposed to be.

But yeah, it's like they're both kids.

A belle.

Yeah, so Genevieve Geneva, Geneva Geneva has to marry this old dude.

And she's pretty much like, I command you to come to my quarters tonight and bang me like one of you, ride me like one of your horses, Jamie pretty much pretty much, and.

He's like, excuse me, I'm not woring myself out to you, and I'm like, oh, Jamie, dude.

I was like, every episode pretty much, somebody asks Jamie to bang them.

Everybody wants Jamie's everybody wants Jamie and Jamie Lord Melton, who was like, oh you're still here, Jamie.

Uh.

You think he'd get used to it by now, but he's still always so shocked.

Well you know, he's he's just a good boy, except he's not.

So she threatens like the family because she basically gets Lord Melton super drunk and gets out of him.

With Jamie's history is She's like, I know who you are, and Lally brought what a quaint little name?

Oh I know?

And he's like, oh fuck you.

Yeah.

Actually he calls her you filthy wee bitch, which I thought.

I have that in my notes.

Yeah, filthy wee bitch.

I was like, I love that so much.

She was like saying it louder, Yeah, say it now, smack me a little, just a little top tap, you know.

She is also when you go to her bedroom, which was beautiful.

I was like, I want that dark ass bedroom.

Why is the wallpaper in every scene of this show amazing Claire's house even Jamie's uh printing press historical paint, and the wallpaper is to die for.

I love it.

I love it so much.

How to do it back then?

That's for sure?

It's gorgeous.

So he goes to her because he's like, well, I'm here, and I'm like, Jamie, you're like super into this, don't be you are not.

Because he's like, you can watch me undress.

I'm like, there he is, there's Jamie.

There he is, And I was like, yet again, Jamie's boobs are bigger than any woman's in the room.

Yeah, but yeah, well I was.

He was like, I'm gonna be really careful.

I didn't think that they were like he was.

He was into that, and I was been a while.

That was It has been a while.

That was a satisfying sex scene him and Claire.

Shit is not And I'm getting really tired of, like of Claire's noises.

They're so ch.

I'm like, Claire, it's it's her scream.

It's not good.

No, anyway, Yeah, they do it.

They do.

She's like, I love you and he's like, girl, now you don't.

Also, but like she probably does.

She probably does.

He like treats her the way she wants to be treated, which is like, shit, she's that girl.

She is that girl.

Uh.

John Gray still pops by so that they can play chess, which I love, and I thought that it was great when his brother kind of showed up and was like, what is happening here, Johnny and then he's.

Like, oh, hello, I know He's.

Like, I know who you are.

Yeah.

His wig in that scene was wild John Grace.

Yeah, by the end he has the black hair.

I noticed that it the last thing, but I was like, what is going Finally someone was like, baby, this is not working.

The wigs were wigging real hard in these episodes, like very hard lines, and I was like, uh, you guys.

You guys.

Rihanna's tries to be good, but it's just too it's too harsh, and so I was.

Really looking at hers.

I'm not sure, Well, the part line is very real.

It was.

I got up to the TV and was like, wait.

A minute, with your magnifying yeah.

Because usually, I mean you can when they do that, you can tell they usually do bangs or something.

But that that's a pretty harsh part line it.

It looked like it made me think of Wanda's seventies wig in WandaVision, which was a really good wig.

But like, I think it's maybe it's just because she's so pale and they made her hair so auburn.

Yeah, I'm kind of.

I mean it's pretty, she looks, she looks.

It looks good on her.

Yeah.

When she starts calling Claire mama, I wanted to throw my Oh my god, I know the window.

I know.

Oh you haven't called me that ages.

I'm like, and I wish you never had.

You're twenty years old.

There were a grown woman.

Yeah, it's gross.

Oh.

And I also was annoyed, like I'm Brianna and I do things like fixed cars.

Oh.

I hated that so much.

I wrote a bunch of I said, uh, Brihanna is so insufferable, and then I wrote later on, we all agree that you're terrible, Brianna, which I think was when she was talking to Roger about not wanting Claire to go back to the past or whatever.

Yeah, she's like, I'm terrible.

I'm like, yeah, you are way to recognize.

Well anyway, even Getty is that is that The next episode I can't remember when they like when she's like, Mom, you need to go back.

All of that is so ridiculous.

She's really weird.

She does not Yeah, and it's like, mom, I don't really like I guess we're supposed to think that they were never really that close.

They're not.

Yeah, I mean, and Frank says that like before he dies.

He because when he's saying, she'll come to England with me without question because she doesn't like you basically, and the once Claire.

So I think we learned in these episodes Claire started going to doctor school and when Brian was five, so yeah, she probably wasn't around a lot.

Yeah, no, is your mom a doctor and a rich.

Let's just skip to the end.

De did the house, all the bank accounts, everything.

You know what I realized when I saw that Brion's birth year is nineteen forty.

I said, oh, she's a boomer, so she gets all the privilege.

She gets everything.

And she was already like, I'm quitting Harvard and I'm moving out now.

You don't have to do that, bitch.

Where are you gonna go?

Where are you gonna go with whose money?

What job do you have?

Well?

And then also Roger, Okay, we got a Christmas episode, which I did kind of love.

Yeah, it was nice, the craziness to fly across the Atlantic Ocean and surprise people on Christmas without calling or saying that you're coming.

Yeah, I feel like he got treated exactly how he should have.

I thought it was a little ridiculous.

Or like that.

But yeah, I'd like, she's such a bitch.

She is the absolute fucking worst.

Before we get to Christmas episode, we do have to talk about we have a lot to end up four, like Geneva dies having Jamie's baby.

We were jumping all around.

I didn't know we were going in order.

Now.

Oh well, I just wanted to make sure we get to the point about Jamie's body again.

Yeah, okay, so Geneva, Geneva was pregnant.

She never slept with her husband, and the guy figured it out.

Like obviously his house, the Ellesmere house.

All of those houses looked very familiar.

I would do whatever.

Yeah, so this dude is going to kill this baby.

He was gonna infant, which I mean, I kind of get it.

He's like, your daughter's a whore.

You know, I have this horror baby.

You promised me a virgin.

He's not wrong, but it's not just the knife and infants in the hole.

But like, why do you wait till that point to be like, I know she wasn't a virgin, wouldn't you like because she was dead?

I guess.

I mean, she should have also been smart and jumped on it at least once.

I know, why was she?

Come on, girl, We've all done worse things.

Also, there's no way that that guy wouldn't have made her do it on that naw at, oh you know what I mean.

I don't know.

I was very confused about their relationship.

But Jamie comes in being Jamie.

I loved that scene.

He takes the Dad's like, did you call my daughter a whore?

You're gonna kill the kid.

I'm gonna shoot you.

I was like, yeah, dad, and then Jamie's like, don't do it.

Give me the gun.

And then he's like give me the knife, and the guy's like, if you, I'm gonna kill this baby, and he shot it was It was fabulous.

He shot that guy dead.

It was great.

Although as he goes down, I'm like, there goes that baby, just like bouncing down there.

I know, thank god he wasn't at the edge of those marble steps.

So the family is the family is really thankful.

The mom takes a minute to be like, I know exactly who you are and what you are, and you know what, We're gonna let you go.

We're gonna figure out how to get you pardoned.

And he's like, I kind of like it working here right now.

And also, everybody knows that's my baby.

Oh yeah, everybody knows that that's his baby.

Yeah, everyone knows.

Isabelle new for sure because Janina told her she has a like sleigh morning outfit.

By the way, I love her little Blue.

I know as I would.

I would be John Gray's beard in a second.

I have no problem with that.

So she and John Gray are going to take the child and raise Willie.

But so Jamie's like, uh, can I ask you a favorite John Gray?

And he's like, yes, anything, let me.

He's like he's like, uhn you watch my kid grow.

If you watch my kid, I'll let you, And if you want, I'll let you bang me.

John Gray grasps his pearls, he's plucked shook.

He's like, are you serious.

He's like, Jamie, I'm going to what you for my entire life.

I'll tell me you haven't thought about it.

Yeah, And he's like, I'm not going to do that to you though we're friends, but I mean, just no, I am always gonna want you, but I'm marrying chick.

He's like, you're marrying a woman like Jamie.

What are you Like?

I know what is he supposed to do?

And I do love the joint cloud.

He's like, well, I didn't know there was another option.

I was like, yes, John, Yeah, he's locked.

So yeah, Yeah, it was.

Great and him and Jamie are gonna be best friends forever.

I don't think that could kid looks anything like Jamie, but everybody keeps saying it.

He doesn't.

And honestly, the two of them with their black hair and stuff, he looks like their kids.

So yeah, it's perfect.

Yeah, put a pin on Willie because you meet Willy again.

Yeah, we do this scene at the end with the it went on and on, the snake carving and the walking slowly away on horseback and the cutting back to the pros.

I was like, oh my god, this didn't need to be three minutes long or however long it goes.

Yeah, because Claire at this point is like a Roger brought Claire some information that Jamie was still alive, like he found him.

He found that he has a printing that he's calling himself Alexander Malcolm Yeah, which is one of his twenty five names.

How dare you bring this to me?

Roger?

I didn't ask you to do I know.

I'm like, you literally did, poor Roger.

I do feel for him.

I do until I don't.

I do until I know.

But he has like a redeeming moment in the episode where I was like, this is why I can sometimes get on board with him, because he like Brionna and Clara fighting.

He shows up, Brianna storms away like a five year old even though she's twenty, and he's like, hey Claire, Hey, it's never too early for whiskey.

And I'm like, you know, Dan, will you in the morning, And I was Roger, honestly, I get it.

Sometimes yep yep uh.

When they were in Scotland, I guess, or they were at the bar in nineteen sixty eight or whatever, and the women weren't allowed to sit at the bar since fucking when in the sixties.

In sixty eight, probably that's weird.

Women couldn't have credit cards in the US till the seventies.

Yeah, I don't know.

I just was like, that's shocking.

But yeah, John Gray's as black now.

That kid is a little scary too.

I did not care for that little child actor Willie.

Yeah, that kid was freaking me out.

Yeah.

He had really big eyes like the Fantastic four baby.

Oh my god.

Yeah, it's like I don't know if you've ever seen the Ring, but the like the freaky little kid in that.

It's just like one of those kids that you think are going to turn around and be like, there's a guy in my closet, Bobby, and he said he knows Germane Like you're like, what you know?

He does everything about you?

Yeah he was.

I guess they were trying to make him seem like very like rebellious like Jamie.

It is funny that he gets to be the lord of that fabulous estate just because Jamie killed his dad.

Not his dad, but Jamie killed the old guy.

And since Geneva dies, they're like, well, I guess it's you.

I guess you guys can just have it.

Yeah.

Yeah, and that's why John Gray is like, I'll mar her.

Look at these curtains, it's a bell, which color do you like?

Yeah, they're gonna have a.

Great for each other.

It's it's perfect.

Yeah, it's fantastic.

So yeah.

So then so now Claire is all like I've given up and blah blah blah.

Okay, sure, and then she's having like existential crisis while literally operating on somebody's stomach, and I'm like.

Claire, dude, that was crazy.

I mean, she did it, but.

Yeah, but no one's a better searchon than me.

Like her look to Joe like, don't you fucking question me?

Oh oh my god, I know.

Calm don't calm down, Calm down, And then.

Cutting from that to Brionna like doodling like a fucking engineer in her staying at school, and I'm.

Like, stop it again, not Harvard, that is Glasgow University.

I don't know why they're trying to pretend like it's more.

Like Americans don't know.

They don't know the way we don't know about Harvard.

Yeah, but that's fine.

It's nice to see it.

She's failing history when nobody.

She's failing everything.

And now she's like, it's because I found out my data is from these Aneen, Oh, I have trauma.

Yeah, Like Frank was your dad in any every name of the word, except he didn't sire you or whatever, like get over yourself, Yeah, get over yourself.

I thought that the Paul Revere story was pretty interesting though.

I like how that kind of tied in.

Yeah, that was a good yeah.

And I did kind of like her throwing in Roger's face later where she's like, history is just whoever tells it and which other story you believe?

History is not real?

And I was like, or history is a lie or something, and I was like, she's not wrong.

It's not wrong.

She's not wrong.

In one moment, that tree is decorated to high hell, high tinsel Hell.

I was like, oh my god, I miss it.

I missed that.

I was living vicariously through it.

My grandmother would put chinseil on her tree growing up.

Oh, we had it all the time.

And then, like I remember, the cats would eat it and then you would pull it out their asshole.

Oh we had then we had too many animals, and then we couldn't do it anymore.

Anyway, It's Christmas, It's Christmas.

Claire is like existential crisis seeing this whole episode She's like, I can't leave Brianna, and Roger's like, but you can.

Yeah, she doesn't need.

She was like, I mean she's a grown woman.

She's like, I can't leave her.

She needs me.

I'm like, you can't leave her.

She sucks.

It's okay, she doesn't need.

Then there's just this random scene with Joe where he's like, oh, I found this.

I have to take a look at these bones, Cindy.

We found them in the Caribbean and it's a white woman and she was Claire's like, oh, who murdered her?

And he was like murder.

How did you know that Clairevoyant put a pavoyant put a pin in.

That welcome back to that.

It was just very random, and I forgot that.

It was like there and you never really like think about it again, you have.

To really slide it in.

Yeah, well I think it.

I think they spell it out for us later on.

Oh yeah, for sure, for sure.

So it's yeah, And then the other Joe scene, do.

You think I'm hot sexually?

Bitch?

What?

What?

She's like, I can only ask you, and I'm like, I'm sorry.

Poor Joe, Like.

I was like, is he your gay best friend?

Or is he the most pick me behavior?

Do you think I'm beautiful?

I know, literally, the only thing that looks different about you, Clara is you have some gray highlight or gray highlights in your way.

Yeah.

I hated that scene.

And then she's like oh Joe and he's like yeah, She's like thank you.

I was like, get out of here.

What is who wrote this?

A man?

Anyway?

It's so stupid.

Yeah, I did like Roger watching Dark Shadows.

I thought that was so.

I used to run home from school to watch that show on the Sci Fi Channel and we were actually at the house, one of the houses where they filmed it in Sleepy Hollow and it's so cool Barnabas Collins.

I was so in love.

I always had a thing for older men.

Like Dark Shadows.

Yeah, Like I was like, shut Arianna.

Also, your own vacation is first time in the States.

It sounded like, and you're gonna sit at home and watch Dark Shadows.

You're not gonna go for a walk.

Dumb bitch.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I know.

So they I'm on the tour of Harvard.

Yeah, because they're honoring Frank.

Yeah, with a like professorship or whatever.

Yeah, scare picture of Frank.

I was like, yeah.

Also, I was like, Brianna, why are you dressed like Lorraine Warren?

She looked ridiculous, ridiculous in that, but I guess they wanted her to have the peasant shirt on at least once.

So like when Claire's like, I'm gonna take that, it makes sense, so.

I have to do that.

Though it would have been okay, it.

Would have been okay.

I also had a I had a huge problem with Frank's side piece.

Uh huh.

Listen, there's a place in time.

There's a place in time that is not it that in front of everybody.

Mm hmm.

And she's wrong, Like either Frank was telling her things that were untrue or she just chose to believe these things.

Because Claire gave Frank multiple several outs, and her being like you just wanted him for yourself, and you wanted it all and you wanted everything.

I was like, I would slap a bit, Oh my god, excuse me.

First of all, get the fuck out of here, miss blonde whatever, which I shouldn't talk because I'm blonde, but like, who even are you?

Are?

You do your linguistics paper hoe again, You're.

Boring your basic and if you were in love with frank uh, you get it.

She's out of line.

She was a little right, but she was out of line.

She wasn't though, because she started and I was like, oh, no, am I going to be on the side of the mistress?

And then she kept talking.

I was like, nope, no, no, sure, I'm not Nope, nope, nope, but yeah, and then Marianna is like again, She's like, Mama, who was that bitch?

And I know her Daddy used to look at her the way that he looks at you, like you didn't put all that together, sweetheart.

Listen the the boomer lens on my eyes.

When I will look at Brionna.

Now, I'm like, oh, yeah, I know.

They actually they captured it.

They captured it.

Also, she had to make it all about her.

Daddy probably hated.

I hated that.

I was, I know, I know it was terrible.

But Claire decides to go back to Scotland because they have this definitive proof that Jamie is a lie.

So what was that?

It was a poem that Claire had told him about something for the future.

Yeah, yeah, that she'd quoted to him, and they make a big deal in the previous episode about it, and she's like, oh, I told Jamie that, and then he printed it in something and Roger found that printing, and right, it could only be somebody who knew this because Robert Burns was six years old.

At this time, right, and Jamie's just spitting poems from the future.

I would have been like, I totally right.

I totally wrote that.

Also, Edinburgh in seventeen sixty five looks fucking awesome.

It great.

I was like, you know what it probably looks, because I mean, that's what it looks like.

Still, yeah, I don't I guess it was King Street or Cockburn Street or something like that main or the Royal Mile or whatever.

That main road in the middle of the city is looked just like that.

And I was like, oh wow, Like the buildings all look the same.

It's so cool.

I did like Claire like making her own clothes and using the raincoat, being like practical about it.

I know it's gotts pockets, but I was like, there's no way it was.

It reminded me of Catwoman from The Batman and returns, like, how did you make that much outfit out of the Batman music?

Yeah, mear Mere, Mere, mere Mere.

That was funny.

Yeah, that was great.

Is it okay that we don't see her go back through the stones?

I don't care.

They're not going to show us anyway, you know.

And all of a sudden, they're just gone.

So she just makes it back through.

She leaves this carriage and she just leaves the door up and starts walking down the street.

I'm like, Claire, who are you?

I know?

Oh my god?

And I do love that the end of the I love that they didn't cliffhanger this.

Yeah.

I like that that we see it all the way through and that was a good I like the way they do all of this.

Uh yeah, me too, me too.

It was funny.

Brianna couldn't wait to get rid of her, and I was wondering, like Claire's little page boy hat.

I was like, how is that hat staying on your head?

And then she dyes her hair because she's like, I want Jamie to think I'm young still.

Also, if I hear them say that that being forty is old, like this old old, like the old jokes about the forty year olds, they need to knock it off.

Okay, I mean, I guess in Jamie's defense like people would have died young.

Mostly yeah, but Claire has no.

Reason to be saying all the time.

But it's cute.

She finds her way right to his print house just miraculously because this little kid helps her, and then she we'll talk about this in the next episode.

But he thinks his assistant's back, and she's like, it's not Jordy, it's me.

And she looked ridiculous, and that she looked like scary.

She reminded me of like Elijah Wood and all of like the close up big eyes that he would do in Lord of the Rings.

I was like, honey, honey, you need to tone that creepy.

You looked down.

I get it, I get it, But you looked ridiculous.

You look ridiculous.

She does because she is, and Jamie caesar and Jamie faints.

Yeah.

And I have to say, Sam Hewan has the tiniest little legs, like they are so skinny for.

Being as build as his thighs are very thick.

I know, I know he was like a cyclost, but I'm like, I is that why you have tiny cats?

Little tiny cats?

He looks very handsome now.

I like how he looks here.

I also was putting in my notes like, no wonder these episodes are all fifty five minutes because it took her forever to get into that goddamn printing room.

You're so much drawn out.

Oh can we just like move of the soul long?

I know they were trying to make it like a moment, but come on already.

So we started episode six from Jamie's kind of point of view and where he's been.

So he's been banging chicks all over Scotland apparently.

I know.

He looked so handsome in that little I know and it is sad like no Tartan, Yeah, because they're not allowed, God damn it English.

The music, like when he leaves the brothel is very lovely though, it's very jaunt and bagpipey, and it was cute.

I really liked.

His friends are always like vagabonds, and I guess, so what eggs?

They're printing treasonous materials.

He's doing a lot of legal shit.

Yeah, because he's Jamie.

Apparently he's just bad.

He's a bad boy.

He's the best bad boy.

They kept going, They kept showing that one kid with that tumor on his throat, and you're just like, oh, I know Claire's going to take care of that, because why do we keep talking about it?

Yeah, Jordy.

He I did think he was funny though, because when he came in, well so Jamie passed out.

He thought he pissed himself, which I thought was hilarious.

But he just dropped water all over himself and he took his pants off, and Jordi comes and he's like, Orgies, it's not even ten o'clock in the morning yet I quit.

It's literally just Jamie and Claire Like, Jeordie, I think you need to get laid.

Yeah, I don't think you know what orgy means.

And then he leaves.

He is funny, like he's a real tight ass.

And the vagabonds, uh Jamie has there earlier in the day or like making fun of him, and he's like, how dare you speak to me like this?

I love it.

It's just because we like you.

And he's like, oh, like you're a pull brick.

It's funny.

So he he pieces out.

We get this whole long scene, which I liked, but it's long of you know, Jamie and Claire catching up.

She's got photographed.

It was so it was so I think it's awkward.

Yeah, so in that way it's good.

I really like the printing press.

I like watching it.

I remember when we went to Colonial Williamsburg.

That was like, I love I got to do it and I thought it was there one time.

Oh my god, why peanuts?

So I needed some food and nobody was listening to me.

I was like, you guys, I'm really hungry.

I love blood sugar.

Oh my god.

I got was a kid and I was like fue And so like watching him do the thing, I was like, oh my god, I totally remember doing that, Like that's something I would have wanted to do back in the day.

Terrible for your fingernails.

But you know, oh and.

Jamie that they took the time to show us him doing the whole process.

Yeah, he had his slutty little glasses too.

I'm like, oh, Jamie, your slutty little glasses, Like.

Is this okay?

Claire?

And she's like, you still look dashing, you look class.

I love that he keeps being like, I gotta go do this.

We come with me, We come with me, like she's got to disappear.

So then he brought her pictures, which is very confusing for him to like understand I was okay, so the pictures are really cute.

Why the fuck would you give him one of Brianna in her bathing suit in her bikini?

That was a bad move.

That was a bad move, like not thinking.

Also, their dog, Smoky, Where the fuck is that dog?

Smokey was obviously dead.

I've never seen a dog.

I don't believe that was your dog.

Yeah, it was a nice moment, and I do like that he immediately is like, I have to tell you something.

Yeah, I also have a son.

And she's did you see.

Oh yeah that fit Yeah, through that teeth.

She's like, oh that she is.

Yeah.

Clara keeps it cool until she doesn't, and she has every right not to.

And we get there, I think in the next few episodes.

Yeah, and it's it's totally fair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they he should have explained that a little bit more like I feel like he was just very I would have been like, this chick was marrying this.

Oh god, we banged once.

I think that they I can't remember if it's like they are doing this little dance of like oh this and oh that, and it's like, oh do you still like me?

And yeah, it's like, I don't know, maybe over their dinner and the brothel they had more of a more of an XP.

Well, then she explains, like, Frank took me back.

He loved me, and he raised Brianna and he really liked he liked the kid.

So everything was cool there.

And he's dead, so we're good.

Oh, I know.

He's like, did you leave friend to come here?

She was like, well, he died a few years ago and I killed him a few years ago.

Yeah, so I guess Roger coming to see them in Boston must have been like that timeframe doesn't actually add up.

Well, I don't think.

I don't think he had recently died when she was visiting them, because she was like, oh, we wanted to come up to pay our respects because he was friends with my late husband.

That's right, Okay.

I love that Roger gave her the History of Scotland book and we find out that Prince Charles was dressing up like women to hide to the Isle of Sky.

We got an updated on Charlie.

Yeah, yeah, fuck me.

Do you like my dress?

Yo?

Dude?

He loved it.

He could not wait to drag up.

And so they're like, I know, he's was so adorable and he was like, yeah, we all thought you were dead.

She's like, no, I was just in America.

I was just gone.

I was just gone.

I thought you all were dead.

I know, actually, you know, I can't believe anybody's alive.

Okay, okay, But they picked a very handsome little actor for him, and he's great until he's not.

Uh but yeah, that was fun, like he he did play that well because he looked shocked as hell.

It was like I think I just saw a ghost.

And then she's like, oh my god, where's your hands?

Where's your hands?

Yeah?

And they're like the red Coat's got it.

Yeah.

There's a lot of glossing over details going on.

So we go into the warhouse.

We meet mister Willoughby and I guess what did she say?

He's an elbow liquor?

Is that what?

Or was he licking something else?

No, he liked her elbow.

Okay.

She's like that costs a penny.

I kind of start be like do you want to Yeah?

So he's like just hang out for a second.

And Jamie's always in dark back rooms with little dandies making deals.

I'm always like, what are you doing?

Man?

It's all about to come to a head and Clare He's like, just sit with this guy, and she's like, oh okay.

And then of course by the time he comes back, she's speaking fluent Chinese because I I oh my, I was like, this is so stupid.

The madame is salty as hell because we see her putting Jamie's clothes on him.

Yeah, so we're not did she just like him or do you think they were banging?

I don't think they were banging.

I think it's just a he does all his business out of her thing, and she's probably wants him because everybody does.

Everybody does.

So he takes her to a room in the whorehouse, which gag, no, thanks.

I know you know that, but isn't it nice?

And I was like, okay, Aladdin, I.

Know I'm not sleeping on those sheets.

But now we waste so much time with this.

Do you want me because I want you?

Yeah?

I want you?

Idea you want me?

But want that the time past because I don't want you, like what Yeah, And then they.

Just take a long time.

It's it's even longer than the first time that they had sex, and at least the first time it was a little bit more like okay, but you don't just like take your clothes off and stand in front of each other.

There's nothing hot about that.

And I was just like, oh my god, especially when you both look hot still after quote twenty years twenty years.

Yeah, and he's just like, damn, you're the hottest chick I've ever seen.

And she's like, ah, your eyes are definitely going and I'm like, can we please stop this?

Uh?

And again at this point, I think his boobs are bigger than hers.

Yeah, it was just awkward.

It wasn't even cute.

It was just weird.

Uh.

But until it's not.

And then she's like, do it now and don't be gentle.

I was like, finally a little.

There's been waiting for it, blop pop up.

And then she's like.

She was not sleeping with people.

No, well she tried.

She tried to be real, real horned up with Frank and he was like, I can't do this unless you stare in my eyes.

Yeah.

I was like, come on, man.

We get to this point where they're talking about how they have Brianna so they're gonna live.

He says, we're going to live forever through her, and I was like, ew, it's weird.

That's weird.

Probably the wrong response, but I didn't care for that.

And then as usual, he's like, oh, and by the way, I'm probably gonna get hung for a trader, as like, nothing new, nothing new, you know, my business is not great.

But you can tell that there's something he's holding back, Like what's going on, Jamie.

It still sounds like you're lying about something, Like you won't lose me unless you do something amoral, she says, And then he pauses and it's like, Jamie.

Uh, and it's that what you think.

It's not what you think.

Uh.

And somehow I guess the past just makes her hair really curly.

Her wig gets curlier and curlier.

It's almost like a joke.

As the sex scene goes on, it just gets curlier and curlier.

Well, if you had straightened those curls out, would her hair have been even longer than it was in the.

Six way longer?

Because like, it's real curly.

Way.

That is the most abominable wig of all of them.

It's crazy, it's crazy.

Well, I love that.

Joe even makes a joke about it.

He's like, you're really hot, you're skinny, and you have too much hair or whatever.

Yeah, and you have a nice ass, got a nice mess ass, so she got a pancake ass.

A few more times out for her.

They bang all and then they're like, here come the hard questions, like did you ever fall in love with anybody else?

You know you better not have and he's like, no, of course not.

And then before he becomes the least favorite character on the show, Young Ian pops up and he is adorable.

He was adorable.

I was actually like I forgot I forgot how cute and like young he was all the America until he becomes absolutely intolerable.

He's like, hey, I'm looking for my uncle and she's like your uncle, and I'm like, put some clothes on Claire first.

First of all, yeah, and then he was so cute.

He was all happy to see her.

He's like, you're yeah, you're dead.

They said you were a fairy.

I would have been like, yeah.

I am, and that's where I was, Yeah, exactly.

So that's Jenny and Ian's young Ian.

So that's cute.

And he leaves.

He's just yeah, he's like, oh, I gotta find Jamie.

But I'll be you know, tell him I'm looking for him.

And she goes and has breakfast with the horse.

The horse we learn all these different ways to get rid of a baby.

I thought it was very interesting.

I love that the ones name is Dorcas.

Yeah I did too, I love that so much.

And she was a cute one yep.

And then there's like, oh, there's an early client.

They're like, oh, Claire, you're up first.

New girl goes first, and they're like, you're old, I'm better than you.

Well, that bitch was all mean like that.

That madam was like, what are you doing down here?

Didn't we send you up food?

And she said no, and then didn't defend the fact that that they sent her away.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd also been.

It's like, come back, I have to eat my wife out.

I'd be like, can you please leave that on the floor.

On the color.

I'll come get it.

I'll come get it.

But then, you know, Claire kind of forgot where she was, because, of course, you cannot be in the past for more than twenty four hours without having somebody attempt to rape you.

I mean, honestly, it's been a few episodes.

It was time.

It was time.

Yeah, So there's some guy ravaging around in the room, and you know, aside from whatever he's looking for, he's like, I'm gonna I'm going to bang you, so get ready for that.

And she's like ah, And then that's how it ends.

Yeah, it's yeah, and hey, we're back in the seventeen hundreds, you guys.

Yeah, but then you're in a whorehouse and you're like, this is my husband's room.

Like, can you start thinking like that is so stupid?

Think, honey, think you don't went up.

He's obviously after something for Jamie.

She's been in the comfort Yeah for too long.

Oh.

I love that.

She was like, he's like, you're a surgeon.

Now She's like, oh, he's like you're a doctor.

She's a surgeon.

Yeah, surgeon.

That's on brand.

Yeah, on brand.

And he's like, well you always kind of were, so.

Now you just have the title.

I was like, yes, take her down to the uh fun episode.

Though I really liked to end were.

I thought it took longer in this season for her to go back to the past, So I'm kind of glad.

I honestly couldn't remember while I was watching it whether it happened all the way at the end, and we had to deal with them being separated for a long time because this is like mid season that we've reached already, so technically it.

Was the right time to do it.

Yeah, all right, we'll continue being the past in the next episode and we'll see you there.

Bye bye.

Mhmm.