It's time to turn the lights, to grab some popcorn and watch some horror movies.

This is the Terrible Terror Podcast.

Each episode I delved in the world of horror movies.

Why do I do it?

But I can't really explain it, but I love these horrifying flicks.

If you made your own movie on your phone or made your own special effects mcgiverer's style, please send him my way.

Now, what do you get when you mix puppet creatures, lots of gore and a family friendly premise?

Why you get PG Psycho gore Man.

Why Hello everybody, and welcome to a brand new episode of the Terrible Terror Podcast.

And we are here talking about one of my favorite films in the last you know, five six years that has come out from one of my I wouldn't say he's necessarily one of my favorite directors that's out there, but he's one of my FoST followed directors, Like I really want to see what this guy is going to do next, and even after this, I still haven't seen I think Freddie freak Out I think is the name of the which is also available on Shutter and it might be something that we check out for the next podcast.

I'm not sure.

I might be giving my hand away here at the beginning, but I really like The Void a lot.

Like in terms of the practical effects that were used, it was a little slow, I'm not gonna discount that, but it had an interesting story, interesting premise, and the especial effects really kind of lived up to the hype that a lot of people were talking about with them all being practical and really fucking cool.

And so when I heard about PG, I started to kind of get excited about this movie and I was looking really like forward to it, and I still need to see Biocop.

I really do need to see Biocop.

I've not seen that short, and I know a lot of people really love that short as well, which in this movie, one of the characters that pops up in the years and homage to Biocop he actually shows up in this movie, which I find really fucking funny.

And I still can't believe I haven't gone back and watched the short at all.

But this movie was something that when I saw the trailers for it, it was like I just really felt like there was going to be something special with this movie because it just kind of screened me right like practical effects, the rubber suits, the way the humor seemed to work with and this really is a you know, a horror comedy movie.

This is the true definition of horror comedy.

And there are going to be some things in this movie that people just aren't going to like at all.

Some of it is going to be the camp because this movie is very campy, and some of them it's going to be the humor that's in this movie.

Because the humor it it's one of those things where it's either going to be hit or missed for you, because humor is so selective amongst certain people, and especially when it comes to horror movies.

Is that going to be your type of humor that you expecting this type of thing The other one that people meant not like is me me just hands down, you're not gonna like that character.

And I totally understand why when it comes to this movie.

So in some cases, and I don't know who would you're not gonna like Psycho gore Man himself.

But you gotta find me that person why you don't like that character at all?

But I can understand it to an extent.

But in all honesty, I can understand if somebody is not going to like this movie, right, because even if you look at like IMDb, for example, if you look at the ratings that are there, it's like a six point one, six point three that's there somewhere around that, And I get that because it's not gonna be for everybody.

When you look on Shutter, it's like four skulls.

That's the audience that probably is really going to like it is the shuttier like Shutter audience and Shutter audiences are kind of weird when it comes to ratings on movies.

When it like some of the stuff that's out there, I see it with like two skulls, and I'm like, how can this be two skulls?

And like you look at other platforms and it's much higher, And then I look at something that has four or more and on other platforms it's much lower if you try to do equivalency with the ratings and everything like that.

So it's it's a weird beast where it seems like there's a lot more like fan love for movies on that site.

Well, one, it's the rating system is not critics, it's only fans.

But on IMDb it's very similar as well, Right, But it's not people going out looking specifically for horror movie and it's specifically a horror movie of this type.

And I feel like when it comes to the originals on Shutter, they're really eclectic.

It's almost like it's the b budget version of a twenty four that.

You know.

RLJE Films, who does a lot of films for Shutter that becomes Shutter Exclusives, do these interesting horror movies that wouldn't necessarily say see the light of Day in general, but they do get greenlit through them whether they're good or not.

There's been some really great movies that come through that company, and there's some movies that are just really questionable.

And this one, I like, I'm not going to sugarcoat it, like this to me is a very fun movie.

Just where does it rate on my scale?

Now, this movie in this podcast does break one of my rules that I've done for a long time.

If I ever do a video review on a movie, I won't review it for the podcast.

But this is a movie I've been wanting to talk about all the way through for a very long time, and I've kept to that rule and I just had to break it this one time.

One to have a behind the scenes look.

I couldn't figure out what movie to do for this podcast.

Like I was worried about getting everything ready for the podcast I was doing with Dave and finding that time, and honestly, work has been really fucking crazy in this last week.

Even the day that we were supposed to end our date early and do all that stuff, I spent a good five or six hours running around with the like my chicken with my head cut off in the fucking job and doing everything like that and being like, I think I'm getting underpaid for the amount of work that I'm doing at times, which is hilarious, but at the same time, I was just worried.

Okay, I got to see the two you know, Charles Band movies.

We gotta do the Full Moon thing, Gotta get that already.

And then when we came to us recording, I was like, oh shit, I still have not picked the movies that I'm going to do for the podcast.

So I was like rushing, rushing, rushing, And then I was like, you know what this is, like, this is perfect.

It's available on shutter.

You know, I think a lot of people that listen to this podcast have Shutter.

If you don't.

It is available to you know, rent on a bunch of different places, but it's something that I think is worth watching at least once to just determine whether or not you actually like the movie.

And then you know, if it's something that you don't like, you know, it's nothing off your back if you're not paying a lot to rent this movie.

You know, the there isn't a budget for this.

And this is Canadian and it did get released I think in the Canadian box office with one hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars released.

But this was released in October of twenty twenty, and it was released at Beyond Fest back then.

And for us, you know, this was something during the pandemic, the big P word that nobody ever wants to talk about with the COVID and everything.

Like again, I don't know why.

I understand things like PTSD and all those things, but it's weird to not be able to say something that we all went through and people like, oh, you shouldn't talk about it.

Why Because a lot of us were stuck at home with not a whole lot to do.

We couldn't really go anywhere and do anything because everything was closed down because they were worried that people are going to get sick, Like that's just a period point in a lot of people's lives around here that you know you're gonna have to talk about eventually with everybody if something like that ever happens again.

You're gonna learn from the mistakes that you made last time.

Right.

And So this came out around that time or towards the end of everything, but didn't really see a theatrical release at least around here.

But it was something that I definitely was looking forward to the date was released to go home and watch it that weekend, because I remember being released on a Friday, and I saw it that night and did the whole review and put it out the next day and did everything like that.

And the biggest thing for me with this is that I wanted to actually see if I liked it as much as I did the first time, right, And I think I have the same issues with it that I had the first time that I saw it.

I didn't go back to my review and watch it and get anything in my head.

I wanted to go through this fresh and just be like, hey, go ahead, erase your mind, which is not a very hard thing for me to do.

Let me tell you and start over and watch it.

Try to watch it as long as I could, you know, as much as I could without thinking looking back on to what I did during that review and trying to do something that hopefully matches it and makes it feel like it's the same.

Plus, it's always possible that I have different feelings towards the end of this as well, and maybe there's something that I feel differently about in different acts and the way that they played out, maybe in the film as well, especially since we're taking a much deeper dive into this movie.

So there's also not a whole lot of trivia on this.

One of the things I found interesting is that the rule on set is that the kids couldn't be around any of the blood.

Now, this could have been since this was funded by the Canadian Film Commission.

Right, everybody knows that in Canada for the arts, they will give money to people creating arts in Canada.

Right, So if you're a band, or you're an artist, or you're a director, film studio or whatever, if you're making it within Canada and you're doing Canadian things and furthering the Canadian arts, then they will give you money.

So you say, I make stuff for Canada, need money give and Canada goes, oh, okay, here you go.

Hope you won't lose it all in one place.

Like I don't know why they're kind of talking goofy ish, but you know, I'm trying not to do a lot of boots and all that type of shit and be like stereotypical Canadian.

But you know, that's the way that these things run.

So I don't know if that specifically something that you know they have to do.

So anytime that there was any type of blood or gore, there wasn't the kids in the shot.

The kids were outside.

They film all the kids stuff like but previously and first, and then they came back in to shoot all the other scenes that out all the gore and the blood and everything like that.

So that way that the kids were involved in are like stand ins for the kids when they need have, like you know, back reaction shots like to have the kids in the scene.

That's why you rarely see when PG does something really big and gory and even though the kids are around, you don't actually see the kids in the scene.

You see a reaction shot from them, and that's really all that you get with this whole thing, So I think that was pretty pretty interesting overall.

Also, there's a big fight scene that happens in this movie between PG and his former compatriots that were, you know you doing the evil stuff with him back in the day, and that took actually two days to film, and the makeup itself sometimes took up to eight hours to apply, and then they applied it and he had it on so much.

The actor Matthew Ninaburr, I hope I'm saying that last name right, but you know me again, names that when he wouldn't wear it on set, people didn't recognize him at all, right, He just because the voice of Psycho gore Man and the actor in the suit that's on the set are two different people, so who you're hearing is not exactly who's in the suit, which I kind of wish that they were the same person and that I didn't know that, just because it would have been kind of cooler that way.

But you can tell that everybody that isn't in the suit.

Other lines are kind of eighty yard, and a lot of it has to do with how mobile those suits are, especially around the mouth area.

They don't.

I mean, it is a rubber suit that they're using, but that does to me lend to the charm of the movie.

The best way that I can describe this movie to somebody that's never seen it before is this.

If you take a family friendly movie, right, something where there's like kids that come across a pet that they're slowly raising up and the pet learns the meaning of love, like a Disney movie.

You then take a supercentai type of show, right and more like Power Rangers when it's here made from the US, like the US side of things right, where it's the kids outside of the suit and the monsters are still running around because they rented the suit, but they're doing kind of silly things that are outside and then throwing a lot of gore and make it righted are is literally this movie, and it's it's interesting that all this blended together.

Even if you're listening listen to the opening song in the movie, it sounds a lot like the Power Rangers theme song.

And the movie is set in the late nineties early two thousands, So there's one point where the boys are playing N sixty four and they even make a reference to it, and I didn't get it the first time that I watched it, and I remember when I saw them in the scene and I'm like, why are they using N sixty four controllers?

It doesn't make any sense if this is more modern.

And then they didn't mention, ohj you finished blah blah blah blah sixty four, And I'm like, oh, so it's around that time, so late nineties, early two thousands, if I have to pinpoint it, maybe ninety nine, maybe two thousands, somewhere around there.

They never really say the date, but it does give kind of a feeling to some of the outfits.

And I think that the way the soundtrack works, and even the way that the stuff with the movie and the esthetic works as well, I think it works well within that time perio.

In fact, I think that even when looking at some people's reviews of the film, they seem like, yeah, it's a good callback to that time or the call.

Like one guy even says that it's a good callback to the Power Rangers at a time where it just that the creatures were just cool, right, Like everything else about it was really cheesy, but you had your really awesome like creatures and costumes and everything in it, even though I believe that the Japanese version, like the Super Sentai stuff, is a lot more like quote unquote serious.

We're here in the US, it plays a lot like Psycho gore Man, where you have these really cool looking outfits and maybe a cool fighting scene, but everything around it is caked in this ridiculousness, this like cheesy humor that they thought would be great for kids, and with all the little hygiinks and the weird sounds and all that shit.

And that's really like this movie kind of harkens back to me, and maybe it's a reason why I really fucking enjoyed it when I watched it for the first time.

So that further ado, let's go ahead and jump into Psychle gore Man.

That way, I don't have to waste your time anymore, and we can maybe finish this early.

I'm just kidding, we know how long this podcast is going to be anyway.

Instead of me truly introducing the film, we actually have a little bit of backstory as an opening scroll.

A in this movie, many moons ago, on the distant planet of Guygax, a nameless evil reigned supreme.

This ruthless being had a massed power beyond measure and was preparing to strike down all it was good and just in the universe.

Before he could fulfill his dark destiny, the forces of light banded together in their most desperate.

Hour, poppled Dark One from his throne.

He was imprisoned in a place far beyond reach, for if he were ever to be released, it would spell certain doom for all existence.

Oh right, so now we're getting the good stuff out of the way right here at the beginning of the film, So we know who that is referring to, you, right, It's referring to PG.

But of course we get to see our two main protagonists of the film right here in the beginning, with Mimi and Luke as they play crazy ball.

Now, if you want me to explain the rules of crazy ball, fuck it.

I don't really know what the fucking rules are for this goddamn game.

All I know is in the beginning, you take the other person's ball, you throw it away somewhere far so they have to run and get it.

And then basically you're trying to hit the other person with the ball that you have, and if you hit them in the butt, it's worth an extra five points.

And then when that does it, they have to spin around and circles with the ball in their head while the other person throws the ball up in the air and says crazy ball, Crazy ball, crazy ball.

And I guess it's how many times that they spin around.

That's how maybe how long you have to actually throw it up in the air say that and catch it.

And then there's some other crazy rules, and then there's the one where the two balls collide, which already I forgot what that was fucking called.

It's like the schedooche or some shit like that.

But basically, if that happens, then you have to run at your opponent and you have to punch them, and if you punch them first, then you win the game basically because it gives you all their points plus one.

So you could be losing the entire fucking game.

This sounds as convoluted as basketball was.

Okay, you know that old Trey Parker Matt Stone movie.

You've never seen that before.

You should probably watch that movie because it's fucking larious as well, and it's more relevant today with the current state of sports than anything else that's out there.

Nonetheless, so you could be behind, you know, sixty seven or sixty six to nothing, and then all of a sudden you get that skdoochere where the fuck it's called.

And then you go and you punch the living shit out of your opponent, and all of a sudden, you've got sixty seven points and won the game and they got absolutely nothing.

Seems like it's just a way for one side to cheat, so one side could suck as long as they can and then just play for that and they realize that they're faster and skinnier and more lighter and more agile, so they can dodge punches really well.

Right on one side, you've got King Hippo.

On the other side you got Little Mac, and King Hippo is beating the shit out of Little Mac.

But once Little Mac finds out the secret and punches him, that one part of his stomach and he just falls back and can't get up, and then he just wins the fucking game.

That's what this is.

This is just a very stupid version of punch Out.

It's really all what I'm trying to say here.

So it's crazy.

They're playing this game out there, and they're playing for the champion of the universe.

One of them will live and the other one gets buried alive.

That's Mimi's rules.

And this, unfortunately, is where we get introduced to Mimi.

And we're gonna hear from Mimi in a second.

But I'm gonna straight out say it.

I hate Mimi.

I That's why I mentioned it before.

That's why I can understand if she annoys the shit out of you.

I totally understand because I think she is the worst thing about this movie, the entire thing, Like it is hard like and it's a good job on the young actress that plays her if this is what we're trying to get out of Mimi, Because Mimi is a dick, She's a bitch, She's a piece of shit, Like she is just a horrible fucking human being, especially to her brother Luke, who she treats like absolute trash throughout the entire movie.

But it's just the way this character plays itself and the way the young actress actually does a good job of making me hate this character so much in the way that she is.

She's like really bubbly, but she's so self centered with herself, like it's unbelievable.

Everything is you know, there's this plays again, Like I said, like a family friendly movie where there's a lesson to be learned, which you know, eventually, we know that Mimi's gonna learn that family really means everything as we go through this movie, as PG discovers what love is.

Yeah, that's that's gonna be a pot point in this movie.

You didn't know you were watching that, well, too bad.

This is what you're getting out of this movie.

And I'm probably getting ahead of myself here, but you gotta know, because you gotta know how much I fucking hate Mimi because there's nothing fucking redeeming about this character at all.

Even though she goes through this, she doesn't fucking change.

She's still the same fucking stupid little bitch at the end of the movie.

And this is nothing against the actress, because once again, I think that it's incredible for what she's doing in this film to make me hate her so much, because if she's trying to act like the over a top, like you know, little girl that thinks that she's the boss and thinks that she's smarter than everybody else, and she's you know, it's hard to explain it without you guys actually hearing her, but you'll hear it.

When you hear it.

But to express that to the degree, I think that's a good job.

Like the acting, this movie is good, even from the kid actors.

It's pretty damn good, you know.

And there's one character I definitely feel really sorry for technically too, but you know, fuck that guy.

But nonetheless, it's it's just weird on how much I can hate a little kid.

That That's really what I'm trying to get across here.

So if you if you don't know, whenever we see this little bitch on screen, I just want to choke the shit out of her.

I'm not an advocate for choking your kids out, but you could probably shake him a little bit.

That's all I'm really trying to say.

You know, don't show any bruises, Just scare the living shit out of him every once in a while, and maybe they won't turn to this one, but not really hope.

You know, I'm being fucking sarcastic with this whole thing.

But nonetheless, so you know, Luke ends up losing the game due to their bullshit rule, We'll do do Mimi's bullshit role that she's got here with this fucking whatever ball.

We'll figure out what it is again, I totally forgot what it is is, so fuck me, I guess when it comes to this, even though I've just finished getting all the audio and going through it, but I have to admit with the last part, we're going to get into that a little bit later.

So Luke is busy digging the hole that's in the backyard, and as he digs it, that's where they uncover buried in the backyard the prison of Psycho gore Man.

And so she goes down and there's this weird glowing red rock on the outside, and there's some buttons there, and Luke goes to touch the buttons because Mimi's like, well, because I'm the champion of the universe and crazy Ball, you don't get to do shit.

It's all about me.

So she goes over there, randomly presses the buttons on the top of the prison and then unleashes the jewel from the top and takes the jewel, and that's when everything starts erupting, and then her parents come outside.

Their parents come outside, and while their parents are calling them in, they're digging the hole back up that you know, Luke has dug there to make sure that they cover whatever is happening underneath.

And that's when we go back inside.

We see Luke is really worried about monsters and whether or not monsters are real, and Mimi again gets to be a little more of a little bitch.

You okay, spot, there's such thing as monsters.

Well, here's the thing, Luke.

In a lot of ways, humans are the real monsters.

So I'd say yes, okay, but your genius father is trying to say is no, there's no such thing as monsters.

Happen in your head.

Somebody lost the crazy ball again, Mamie.

I don't want to keep going through this.

Okay, remember what.

We said last time you were playing kooky ball.

It's crazy ball.

Plus, it's not even my fault.

Check the tapes.

Luke sucks, It doesn't matter.

Okay, you need to take it easy on your brother.

He won't want to play with you anymore.

To do with monsters, are they fake?

Are they real?

All the above?

Yeah?

What what's with all monsters on tonight?

It's just that is that our monsters coming to kill us to make sure they.

Make sure they kill look first.

That's harsh, but okay, Meme, that's a horrible thing to say.

Why dismissed I wacko.

You're just gonna tell her that she's just a fucking wacko.

That's it.

What good parenting these people have?

You just kind of look, oh, she's just the fucking child.

Once again.

She's talking about monsters coming in and making sure that you know, they kill her brother first, and then her dad has the fucking audacity here in this little scenario to go, well, okay, we'll make sure that he dies first, because, as we all know, you're my favorite, and if you're my favorite, I guess I'm gonna have to sack my son, my only son.

I should love my kids equally.

But you know what, fuck Luke, he can go die in a fucking fire.

If we have some type of laser eyed fucking monster coming through this giant Kaiju like Godzilla is gonna come destroy, I'm gonna make sure we do a Luke versus Godzilla situation.

We're just gonna send Luke outside, tell him to play on the swing set that's just gonna happen to be inside of Godzilla's path, and make sure that Godzilla stomps the ever loving shit out of him, just stomps him down.

Fucking good, Just Godzilla, please, you don't have to use your fucking firebreath on him.

You don't have to use that atomic ray that you have that comes out of your mouth.

Just step on the little motherfucker so that he dies first.

And then you know, I'm gonna try to save my daughter.

I'm gonna make sure that she gets into a nice situation.

But it might not be me because I'm also kind of a piece of shit, as we're gonna find out later in this movie.

So at least kill him first before you kill anybody else.

All right, Thanks, wonderful, wonderful fucking parenting.

And then you know mom just calls her a fucking wacko, and then she just dismisses her parents, dismissed, like come on, like are you really gonna put up this shit?

Is this the type of parenting that went on in the late nineties early two thousands there.

I thought we had helicopter parents.

I thought we had the type that was always like protecting their kids and that was like shrouding around them, make sure that little Sally she didn't get her feet wet when she walked in water, and that you know, she tried to go outside that she didn't wasn't allowed.

She's gonna become a gorphobic and shit because mommy didn't want her to go outside and catch a cold or get measles or the shingles or scarlet fever like some people did when they were a kid.

And even though doctors never really understood how they got scarlet fever in the first place, because the disease was basically dead at that point.

But hey, things happen in your life and you get a shot of penicella in your ass cheek and you're good to go after that.

But nonetheless, I I just don't understand these these are the worst fucking parents.

Like I thought that the parents and Annabelle were the worst fucking parents in the world.

I still kind of do.

I still think that she's worse than these two.

But these two, they're only a little bit better.

But they are in a horror comedy comedy, so they're meant to kind of be ridiculous, right, not like the annabel Mom where that's that's a straight up played for as a horror horror movie and that you know, they're supposed to be protecting their kid in that type of movie instead of they're just leaving the fuck alone when the demon is fucking running around everywhere, Mama the fucking year, let me tell you here, and daddy even fucking around.

Daddy's gone, you know that type of situation that's going on here here.

Daddy's just an fucking idiot.

And Mama, you know, I guess she doesn't care about either.

Kids just they're just they're playing kill your brother.

Oh you let a weird ol.

Oh yeah, wacko, that's there.

Oh, don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

You're not gonna grow up to want to just kill the family in their sleep.

Oh no, no, no, that's never gonna happen.

Your soul is not going to be transferred into a doll later on in life that's going to terrorize the countryside and be a part of seven different movies when it only really needed to be in one, maybe two.

Maybe we could have skipped the first one and only made the second one.

That's really what I'm trying to say here with this whole thing.

But yeah, you're just a little wacko's That's okay.

Mommy still loves you.

She loves both their kids.

Mommy loves you.

Mom So anyway, so they leave them there in bed.

Dad make sure to go over there and gives her a high five before he leaves for the evening, and they all go to sleep, you know, until we get to the next morning with everything going on in the backyard as things erupt outside, you know, little Mimi wakes up to the jewel glowing in her hand, and outside we see pink lights coming from the ground to where she runs over to the wall because her brother is knocking on the wall in Morris Code talking to her, asking if that's Grandma that's coming out of the grave, because I guess Grandma was buried in the backyard as well.

Is that is that really the place that you want to put a loved one after they died.

I mean, I don't think that if my you know, my mom passes away, that I'm gonna go into my backyard here take a six foot hole and be like, well, Mom, you know I was gonna take you to the cemetery.

I was gonna give you a nice plot where they're gonna take care of it all the time, bring you flowers instead.

I want you to be pooped on by my dog.

Okay.

I want you to create a nice little area back here.

I'm gonna make sure I put you in the hole.

We're not gonna necessarily give you a nice coffin either.

Okay, I heard that cement and cardboard works really well and it's super cheap, so I'm just gonna throw you in that, and then I'm gonna throw you in the backyard.

And every day Zach's gonna come by and he's he's just gonna poop on top of your grave.

How does that sound?

Sounds good?

All right?

I know how you love my dog, So yeah, we're gonna go with it.

So we see that PG rises from the ground.

We don't really see him come out of the ground, but we see that something's gonna go back there.

And from there we cut over to some thieves who have just robbed a house and killed the people inside, because that's the type of good people that they are, and they're discussing about their haul, which is not very good, and unfortunately they also get to meet PG.

It's not a park shop in town.

It's gonna want.

This crap, starbage.

Why did that old guy put up such a fight when we busted it in.

I think I sprained my wrist clocking that geezer, look at this.

How would you even grab this?

Knock my deck at all?

It was dark?

And that's a nice friend, not anymore?

The hell did you say, buddy?

A variation of the Roonian tongue.

How primitive.

Let's just get out of here.

This guy's on something.

Hey, you dickless ship.

We already killed one asshole tonight and will gladly do it again.

Your flesh is un old and weak, perhaps in few olivia to make it worthy adversaries, but not today.

Hey man, please, I don't want to die there forever.

So I love this little introduction for Psycho gore Man, and I think the suit looks pretty great.

It does have a cheapness to it in general, right because it is a rubber suit.

You're just gonna get what you get.

But the design of it still looks really cool.

You don't get the best look at him in these scenes because it's very dark, and it's not until we get the next scene with him and the kids that you get a good look at it.

And you're always getting a good look at it in this movie, and you get a good look at it in the trailer as well.

I kind of wish it was a little more hidden.

But I think the trailer, especially for me, really sells the movie in general when you watch it.

And so you have the thieves, they're talking shit about the things.

Well, the main thief is a good talking shit about, you know, the things that they stole and that they're not going to be able to get anything for it.

He talks about a picture that they stole, which is an old lady and her husband that are there, like grandma and grandpa.

But it's a nice frame.

Honestly, it kind of is a nice frame, to be honest with you.

It's something that i'd like to have in my shelf, if you know, I had good pictures of my grandparents that I could stick up around the house, you know, around here somewhere.

But nevertheless, we're not here to talk about picture frames and how cool they can look.

We just have you know, him throw it, and everything else that you hear in the scene are like distinct clanks and everything until he throws the picture frame and it hits with a thud, right, and of course it hits against cycle gore man who steps onto the scene.

And while the old cojure that's there on the couch wants to run the fuck away.

The other dude thinks he's big shit threatened cycle gore man and gets thrown across the fucking room into like a metal pillar that's back there and smashes his fucking face on it and lands on the ground with his face all bleeding and everything.

And then psychle gore Man goes and like puts the other two in some type of hold and then drags them towards him in the air, like pulls them psychically, and then you know, as he's talking to them and they want to have their live spared, he just grabs them both by the head and just rips their fucking heads off in a very gory display.

Like the gore in this movie is pretty good when it does happen.

Now, I thought this movie honestly was a little bit gorier than I had remembered it being.

And I guess it's still gory, don't get me wrong, Like there's still a lot of really interesting gore things that happened, but it's not as like overtly gory as I had remembered it being.

But it's got some really good scenes in it, and there's one especially homage directly to hell Razor that happens very soon that I really enjoyed as well.

But I love here too that like he goes with one guy's like, don't kill me.

Fine, I'm not gonna kill you.

You're gonna live forever, and then puts him into like this weird stasis and we're gonna find out exactly what happened to the guy in just a little bit.

So it's a good introduction to Psycho gore Man.

We get to see the extent and how brutal that the character actually is, how serious he is now he's back from being in prison for so long, and that I don't know why he walks to this place.

Maybe it's to catch his bearings, to see exactly where he's at, figures that this place might be a good place to hide and get away, and and now it's there by thieves and see what the locals are and realizes they're just a bunch of really shitty meatbags, and so he just kills the meatbags.

And it's funny because there's a song at the end of the movie that is before the very final scene, Like there's a scene and then there's this song that you think is the end song, and then there's a final final scene.

There isn't a stinger at the end of the movie.

It's more like a mid credit stinger that we've got there.

But it kind of talks about him being like a good guy, and you can kind of gander some things with this movie, but that's not really what Psycho Gorman is.

What PG really is.

He is not a good guy, not a good guy at all.

And I really like how they do like him being in this world type of stuff in this movie, especially with him with like some of the fish out of water stuff, as you know, as we move along, and I'll explain what exactly is gonna happen with him as we begin there, I don't want to ruin everything just yet, even though I keep throwing things, because this is a type of movie, I almost feel like I want to jump around and talk about things instead of do it in order, kind of like what I did with Dave on the last little mini episode that's there.

So we cut from here after we get to see the awesome brutality that is Psycle Gorman, and let me tell you, this definitely brings me into the movie and makes me want to see what else they are doing.

Like I love comedic gore horror movies.

I love when horror movies are absurdly funny, right, Either they're funny because they don't intend to be funny, or if they intend to be funny, Like, I love it when they're super over the top gory with things and use a lot of it for comedic effect, right, and here in this movie, like they kind of do.

It's not completely for comedic effect, but a lot of the times that they do some really gory things in it, it does have a lot of comedy behind it.

This is not necessarily one of those scenes, but it kind of lays you in and it kind of sets the stage of what type of character he is and then how absurd things are going to get as we watch this movie.

So we go over to the next morning and we see the kids are sitting outside with the hole that's out there, and of course, you know they're gonna have to fill in this hole, and Dad is the one being elected.

But we also realize that, you know, he's kind of a fucking asshole, and he's kind of a dick himself as well, And the main reason why is because they're all looking at the hole out there and They're like, who's gonna dig it?

And then everybody is like, well, I vote for dad.

I vote for dad, And the mom's like, I vote for dad too, and the dad's like, well, I vote for you three because I don't really want to.

He's like, oh, yeah, this is the way democracy.

I thought this was America.

Isn't this America?

No, it's Canada.

Asshole.

Actually, So you're gonna have to dig that hole you don't own, you don't have the majority of the vote just because you're one person.

So it goes and grabs the shovel.

As the mom discovers there's some like clow marks on the side of the whole hole that's there, and he also does congratulate Luke for his like digging ability in this whole situation, and so he grabs the shovel, sticks it in the ground, gets one little small pile of dirt, and there's like, oh no, my carpal tunnel.

Oh there's no way.

My wrist in pain, I can't possibly do this digging.

Oh my god, what am I gonna do?

I'm gonna have to go and see the doctor.

You guys are gonna have to dig the hole instead.

Oh my God, uh my, my poor precious body.

I mean, I'm gonna have to take off days from work from this.

There's absolutely no way that I could do anything else.

You're gonna have to cook dinner, and you're gonna have to do the dishes in the laundry and and mow the front lawn and feed the dog and the cats and all the stuff that.

Do you know what?

You might have to take a couple more shifts over there, because I just don't know if I can go in it anymore.

There's nothing else I can do but sit down on the couch and use Oh my god, I don't even know if I can watch the TV.

This is my remote hand.

Do you realize that with this injury to my my wrist over here, that there's no way that I can clack the remote so that I could watch my stories?

How am I gonna watch Days of Our Lives?

Now?

How I know what Stephano has done?

Tell me?

Tell me has has Marline and they've been still been possessed by the devil?

Please please tell me.

I need to know.

I won't be able to change the channel between that and and One Life to Live or General Hospital and who knows if I can never go back to work anymore.

I mean, all it was doing was sitting inside of booth and making sure people enter the parking lot and watching TV all night.

But I have to press a button to lift the gate up and put the late gate back down, and with this type of injury, I just I don't know if I can do it.

What you guys made me dig one scoop of the hole?

How fucking could you?

Like?

That's the type of the like dad that this is.

Like, he's a fucking asshole, He's fucking useless, He's a lazy motherfucker.

I appreciate the sentiment, but god damn, do something.

Don't just fucking sit there.

Do something.

So the mom takes him back in the house, and then we cut over the kids as they're walking to school in the morning, and Luke wonders with Mimi, what the hell is the klawbar it's on the outside, and realize that, you know, Mimi, she's a real fucking dick to Luke.

Did you see the size of those freaking claw marks?

We need to tell somebody what happened.

Maybe we should go to the police.

I don't trust comps, not one bit.

We're gonna go search ourselves tonight.

That's crazy.

We don't know what was down there.

What's crazy?

What wiener you can see sometimes pull up your dopers because we're gonna go fine on a crowd out of your spring last night, like a couple of real on the after fears.

Can you dig it?

Yeah?

I dig it?

Hey man, Hey el sir, you ben't raged Master sixty four yet?

Yeah man, medium difficulty.

Hey kitty, Oh, get your little outfit there well to give us a spin, hunky boy.

No thanks, never mine.

My last.

Is her sister Crazy.

Yeah, she's a fucking psycho.

She's not a wacko or anything like that.

She's also a fucking bitch.

Like the bell rings.

She freaks the fuck out.

So what does she do.

She takes his math homework and throws it in the middle of a fucking street.

But she also throw it in a puddle.

I'm surprised she didn't go back there and start fucking hopping up and down on that shit and rubbing it into the ground with her fucking feet and then saying, I hope that you get a good grade.

Ha ha as.

Then she runs behind her brother and fucking wedgies them so hard it's an atomic one.

So the fucking you know, underwear goes right up his butt crack and now it's a permanent thong with the skid mark.

Like it's ridiculous.

How much and how shitty she treats her brother in this movie.

And I don't know if I'm supposed to give a shit about any of these people.

And I do agree with the one reviewer says, ultimately, you don't care about the humans in this movie, And I really don't give a shit about them, because none of them, maybe besides Luke, maybe besides Alistair over here, are actually relatively good people, right Like Luke's a relatively good guy, but he's kind of a pussy.

If you're gonna be completely honest right here, if I'm gonna be completely honest like he is, And I know people a lot of people don't like people using that work.

I'm sorry, it's part of my vernacular.

It's hard to get it out of there.

But he's just a follower, is what he is.

He lets his younger sister boss him the fuck around like all the fucking time.

It just it makes no sense to me, why, like, you know, he would do such a thing, like literally just fucking punch her in the face.

It's okay, you guys are young enough, you'll get away with it.

It's your sister, you know.

If you just make sure you don't do it on school grounds, maybe she'll learn her something when you finally retaliate back against her.

Don't be a fucking little bitch, okay, Like just you can act like a a young boy, okay, to act like a man, but you're not ready for that yet.

And then we have Alistair over here, who was good friends and you know, ooh, he's so good at video games.

He beat it on medium mode.

Of course, I really don't play anything past normal mode nowadays, so I guess I just outed myself as not a real gamer as well.

In fact, I just nowadays just really want to finish a story.

Is that too hard to ask?

I mean, I know it's easy, and I know you can overpower yourself and you can just get through the whole thing and you don't have to worry about it.

But I don't want to spend seventy eighty ninety hours trying to finish a game, Okay, I mean, why did I have to shame myself I don't get it.

Okay, you gotta get a snap out of it, Brian.

Okay, Alisa's cool, dude.

I bet you who has a power glove too, Like he might be a little bit too young, but you bet you has one.

And he somehow got it to work with his N sixty four, and so he's just it's so bad, it's good, right, right.

He watches the Wizard like every day like you did when you were a kid.

Remember, beating games on medium means you're cool.

Okay, so you're cool, Brian.

Don't worry about it.

Pep talk over all, right, get back to your podcast.

Okay, let's go ahead and let's do this.

So anyway, so they agree at the end of the night that they're gonna go and they're gonna check out where whatever popped out of the ground out there where it happened to be.

So they travel along and they follow the tracks out there, and it goes to where else, an old shoe factory where the thieves were, and that's where they go inside.

And while they're both really scared of, you know, being there inside this place.

You know, of course, Mimi, she's got to be the little hot shot and wants to call everybody out there, and yells at Luke when she jumps just as much as he does at the beginning when they walk in through the door.

And this is where you know, we have Mimi and Luke run into PG for the very first time, and we find out the little gem that Mimi has actually allows her to take control of PG and tell them what to do, and power in this bitch's hands is not necessarily a good thing.

Jumping in everything, jumping this place is dangerous.

Didn't somebody die back when this was a shoe factory?

Nobody ever died from making the shoe.

It's just crazy.

Signs the most dangerous thing in here.

We should get out of here.

Hey, creep, we know you're in here.

Show yourself or or I'll break you into a pilot bones.

No, that wasn't good.

This is super.

Let's go.

There is that fear my smell?

How sweet?

Oh my god man, that's what this one called me.

Fine, I'm so mad.

You are much smaller creatures.

No matter, you will suffer like the rest.

No, it is a sweet release of death.

You will spare the sight of your tenant being torn to pieces watching us everyone, your old DearS drowned in the sea of a long blood.

No, I am not a man.

I am a walk man, and you're gonna let go of my stupid wenna brow.

Me me.

Look, is this.

Yours e.

Agena for rex nite?

This can be.

Stop messing around and explains.

So he comes out of the shadows.

You get to see what exactly happened with the guy from before, the thief from before, and he's stuck in suspended animation as his eyes keep rolling in the back of his head on like a constant loop.

That's there.

And again, practical effects looks really fucking cool.

Like again, the effects in this movie is one of the reasons why I think you're gonna be drawn to this movie.

If you do really like practical effects, you really like the you know, the Supercentai type suits and everything like that, it's gonna be your movie right away.

If he grew up watching Power Rangers and you wanted something that was a little more gory, this is gonna be your movie.

And we even get a battle like that towards the end of the movie as well, which has a lot of fun, even though it's a little bit cheesy that we have and that's the battle with the Obsidian Knights.

It's gonna come up later in the film that if I didn't say before, it took two days to shoot.

So when we have him come out and he's you know, he gets a hold of Luke and he freezes Luke in place, and then you know, he looks over and he looks like he's about to kill him, and that's when Mimi says, let him go, well shouts at him, let him go, and he stops and he realizes that she has the Jewel of Forerexodite or where the fuck it's called.

Like again, this is one of those things where it's like, we just need to name it some type of mumbo jumbo that's there, just so it has an interesting name, and for for Exodite sounds fine for what it is, right, whereas just some like jewel from a far off space world that manages to control him.

And you know, of course he's gonna explain what's going on in this situation as it goes, but they've also got to figure out exactly what to name this guy, right, And so we have him over here and you know, he tries to pick up a barrel and throw it at them, and then when she tells him to explain it, he just stop your foolishness to explain, and he just tosses the barrel behind him, and then he begins explaining what's going on, to which you know.

They also test out the powers in the scene that I'm gonna play here, well, she tests out her control by making him pick up luke, spinning him around, making him dizzy, and then when he walks, he walks into the dude that happens to knock him over and then just completely shatter his head.

And then, like I said, in a kind of an homage, what I feel to hell Raiser, you see the pieces of his face aver the ground and he's able to talk with the lips on the ground.

Looks fucking cool again.

All practical, And I'm not saying that everything in this is practical, but it's not like it's cgi to make it feel like it is an eighties early nineties, like late eighties early nineties type of movie where it feels like the effects are hand drawn and then placed on top of the people that are out there.

So when he's lifted up into the air, you know they're just using wires and everything to lift them up and spin them around a little bit, and it's on like a green screen and everything like that.

And so you have him and then they have like the electricity or the power that is being used to lift him up.

The PG is using completely like holding him and it just looks like an animated outframe and not like it's any type.

It could be a you know, basic form of CGI that's being used here, layers and shit like that that they have on here, but it really does us have that old school feeling, which I really appreciate from this film.

So grabs him, sends him up into the air like and spins him around, drops down, knocks them the guy.

But we you get to learn a little more about PG, and we get Mimi work shopping with Luke a name for what they're going to call this guy the Gemindiah.

One whoever wheels it is able to combden me for as long as it's in their possession.

I know this child, the power you wield will be short this.

But first let's test this baby out, all right, monstrash, kick.

Up my bro and uh spin him around a bunch.

Hey, come on, guys, all right, Tobe down.

Enough.

The longer we play these childish games, the more or find your deaths will be.

This is but a small example of what I, a capable of his eternal pain, will take his mind beyond the furthest rages of madness, preserved in an endless state of He was my masterpiece.

Oh sorry, man, thank you.

Name monster men.

No name can encompass my dark will.

Though my enemies will sometimes refer to me as the Archduke of nightmares.

Oh that sucks.

Never we can launch on this.

Yeah, I want names to be fresh.

They've gotta be cool, though we can't name it.

He's gonna kill us.

You would pray for something so simple.

I will drink your endless screams.

As I the name of source flex.

That's not bad, actually, Rex or thunderrax, oblor con, Revenge, ex bat heartless great?

How about Shadow Slater or even Murman.

A mister scrum night.

No true sinister.

How about dark Lord of wonderful smooches.

Never shot such a title.

Stop running and club your hands, you know, for a wilentast.

How about cycle Man mm hmmm, gormn, that's it?

Oh did I get it?

No?

Stop that a night copping.

His name will be.

Psychle Gormt.

Oh, she said the name of the movie.

Oh my god, I just I love like how they go through this, that he's talking about all these things, How this is gonna be your worst nightmare, that you're gonna live in a nightmare's dreams gate of pain and torture and death.

And I'm gonna swallow your soul until it's not anything anymore, and you're going to wish that you had the amount of pain that you had before.

You're gonna be in so much torment that I too shall feel your pain.

But I live for your pain.

So it's only going to be better.

You thought the Center Barts were bad, Oh, psychogor man, there's much much worse.

In fact, you know that squeaky sound of balloons that everybody hates when you put two balloons together, So squeak, that's all you're gonna hear for two years straight, And it's gonna feel like it's two years, but really it's only going to be fifteen minutes in your time, That's right.

Fifteen minutes of that is gonna feel like an eternity.

Then after that we're gonna go take some wet boots.

Yeah, and we're gonna walk with those wet boots on a nice clean linoleum floor.

And so they goes squeak, squeakqueak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

Yeah, and you're gonna feel that, and you're just gonna it's just gonna give you a migrain.

It's gonna be the migrain of migrains that we have back here.

And then we're gonna go get a clown horn and we're gonna take the clownhorrn cann put it right next year here and.

Whatever.

A clown horn sounds like.

I don't really know because I'm cycle god Man.

I'm not from this place.

I'm from guys, which of course is a reference back to you know, the creator of dungeons and Dragons.

But nonetheless, I'm here, I'm cycle gore Man.

That's here.

We we're gonna figure out.

Then we're gonna take your fingernails.

Yeah, and and you're you're gonna peel them back one by one.

No, no, no, we're gonna we're gonna paint them.

Yeah, but we're not gonna we're not gonna paint them all the way.

They're gonna look like they're chipped and you're there's nothing you're gonna do about it.

I don't know if you really know what pain is.

Everybody's gonna call you a whar I'm I'm only I'm only seven.

Well why would what's a horde?

Why?

Why would they call me these things?

That's the type of pain that you're gonna live in.

You're not gonna know.

It's gonna be unimaginable pain for you and you.

Yeah, you boy over there?

Oh no, what are you gonna do to me?

I'm gonna color outside the large.

I don't know if he really knows what pain is.

Me me, I mean we could just leave him here and tell him not to do anything.

I mean, yeah, he did make that guy over there, that's his eyes are spinning all the time, and he looks like he's in a world of torment.

No reruns a Friends constantly pivot, pivot.

Oh, that that's what he's what?

That's evil?

Yes?

Evil?

Do you like the Smurfs?

Maybe maybe we should do what he says, or not give him the jewel?

I think that would be the right thing, because next, you never know, we're gonna we might have to hum along with the snorks.

Me me, I don't want to hum along with the snorks.

Mem please don't make me hum along with the snorks.

Yeah, that's that's my my version of pain, even though I'd rather watch the Snorks versus the Smurfs any day, but not nevertheless, so you know, and she's just like, again, this is the character, right, and again she's just a little annoying, but this just continues, and the whole thing where she just doesn't care about everybody that's around her or what's going on.

You have this guy that's supposed to be the most evil being in the entire universe, who's talking about the admaserable pain and torment that he's gonna put you through unless you give him that.

And she's just like, huh, well, I guess we gotta name him.

I mean, we found him, we found this, and uh, he's like my new pet, and so if you're gonna keep a pet, you gotta give him a cool name.

And then they start going down the most ridiculous names that there is, and they land on Psycho Gore man like, because I guess he tore the other people apart because their body parts are hanging back there on the fucking you know chain link fence they randomly have inside of this old shoe factory.

I would have not known that an old shoe factory to have a chain link fence, Like maybe it was like a warehouse area or something like that, but it just looks like an outside fence brought inside this place.

So of course she decides on PG, thinking it's just possibly the best name ever, and decides that, yeah, you know what, that's gonna be your name and we're gonna see you in the morning or pigs.

I don't see how that's better than arch Duke.

Of lie Es Michael Gorman.

That's great, it's fun, it's hip, it's well.

And it's not you're making a terrible mistake.

Your future a little creature.

Soon I'll get the champ back.

And what I you this means, PG?

I mean and I'm Luke.

I feel his powers unimaginable to your simple minds.

Soon that you will beg me for mercy, but know that you will only received paid.

Knock knock, what.

Knock knock?

I've useduccumbed to madness.

Already, Just say, who's there?

Already?

Geez, what planet are you from?

Guy?

Gags?

Who's there?

Me?

Crazy about Champion of the Universe and the champions go over there, sit down shirt anyway first.

To come back in the morning.

You did dig what.

Go?

You will suffer an eternity for this.

Okay, So again that the character is just it's it's annoying to me.

And here is and you were like twenty minutes into this movie of a great running time of an hour and thirty four minutes shortened by about five minutes or so, and it's it's a really good runtime for this movie for what it is.

But she's already annoying the shit out of me and this but the problem I have with it is the problem I have with it is is that I love the interactions with her and psych of gore Man, while the character annoys the shit out of me and I can't stand whatever she opens her goddamn mouth.

Sometimes his responses to everything are fucking fantastic.

I love the running gag of him always talking about how he's going to destroy everybody and he's gonna rip their entrails out and he's gonna make him suffer the most unimaginable pain possible, and then just something happened.

He's just like, huh, Like when Luke says him, what plan are you from me?

He just goes, well, you know, it's just it's ridiculous, it's stupid, but it's funny.

And then he's just like, have you have you lost her mind already?

Knock knock knock?

What?

What the fuck is that?

Like?

How does anybody know how to respond to that thing?

I only know measurable amounts of pain.

Okay, you're gonna sit there.

I'm gonna watch the Murphs for the rest of your fucking life maybe or now, and then you'll get a Snorks episode just because I fear like and I fear like a nice guy, you know, and you're only gonna watch the same two.

Episodes by the way.

Okay, but you say, knock knock, are you fucking insane?

The other thing that I like about this movie too, that I think fits it all very well is that they really don't swear in this movie, and it fits the aesthetic of the movie.

There's only like maybe two times where a curse is uttered in this movie, and it happens to be I think by the mom you know, the kids never swear in this like it really is overall.

Besides the gore, this is a family friendly movie.

Like everything in this movie is family friendly except for the gore, like the outfits and the fighting and all this stuff is maybe like you're thirteen or above, you could even show it to somebody younger like me as a young boy seeing this, Like if I would have saw this when I was like eight or nine, I would have loved this movie outside of the gore, Like if it was just a sort of The Power Rangers or some bullshit like that, like it would have entertained me to no fucking end.

And it really feels like Stephen Kotansky Again, I'm a fuck up names, but I believe I got that one right, God damn it, Like he really had that in mind for this movie, and it's really reflected both amongst the dialogue and the way the movie moves and how the kids react to everything.

It's it could have been one of those kids movies in the eighties, Like it could have been a version of The Never Ending Story, just without the horse death and more gore.

Right in the way that it is, it's a lot more I would say serious, it's a lot more adult, but it's also geared towards kids in a weird way.

And for us, it's like geared to the child inside of us, like what we imagine on our heads as like you know, young kids.

And I'm not gonna say like young boys, and you know, because girls can never have this imagine.

I've been proven that wrong plenty of fucking times, let me tell you, But it would be pretty much attributed to like boys having this out landish like fights in their head between their favorite carbon comic book characters or Saturday Morning cartoons where it's a lot more violent than what they'd see, heads being ripped off and limbs going every which way that you'd have them battle to the death or no, you know in your mind it'd be a lot more bloody and violent, but you didn't know how to imagine exactly the violence because you hadn't seen it before.

Like this is that realized, right that he just had this idea in his head that I want to make that Saturday morning kids TV show but for adults and everything that it does because it plays exactly like that.

And that's why I have this love hate relationship with Mimi in general, and why I think the actress does a good job with the role, because I just feel like it's way over the top, like even at the end of this scene that we have here with her, when she's like going to the baye like type thing, and then like like Okay, no, you're gonna sit down and you're gonna go over there, Like just the attitude that she has because she has this power and she knows she has this power and nobody can get rid of it from her, and especially him, right even though she's just a dumb fucking kid in the way that she acts in these whole situations.

So he goes over he sits on a little stump inside of the shoe factory and just kind of sulks and has to wait there until the morning so that way the you know, the kids will come back and collect him.

And I too love how they're both like all right, we're gonna leave, and then both of them like okay, bye, and he even looks like all right, he's smiling big from ear to ear, like wow, this is really cool.

Gee, golly, willacer is, I can't believe we found this guy, you know, even though and then when they're outside, there still is some type of like even though we look like very happy in the situation when he goes outside and he talks to Mimi.

He does talk about how, like, you know, this might not be a good thing, and she's really still all in on the thing, and like, knowing that she has the power to control him, wants to actually like use him out there in the world, to which Luke's kind of against an whole thing.

So from here we then go out into outer space, and this is where we get to see again one of the most imaginative parts of this movie, and it is the costuming for all the aliens that you're going to see in this and the outfits that they use.

I love the dude that is like he's like a burned out husk inside of a suit, Like he's all melty like ombification guy that's in there.

We've got some weird like bird looking dude, this lizard lady who the mouth never opens.

A guy that looks like he belongs in that one movie.

Well, he looks like he belongs in either Enemy Mine or The Last Starfighter.

Like the way the guy in the ship looked right that was with the human in The Last star Fighter.

I don't know if anybody's ever seen that movie.

Right, old like eighties nineties movie.

It's the first movie to ever use CGI in a movie before for their space battle scenes, and it looks a little awkward and it doesn't quite hold up nowadays.

That movie's fucking awesome about a kid that is playing an arcade machine and he's so good at it and is actually to test him to become a starfighter to help fight the battles out in the universe, and then he has to go to training and get ap.

It's fucking awesome.

That's one of my favorite like kids sci fi movies for me that I don't know if it was necessary for kids, but I'd watched all the goddamn time, like love that movie.

An Enemy Mine has I think, uh, Lou Gossip Junior, if I'm not like, might be wrong with that.

But guy crash lines on a planet and with his enemy over there, they're both crashed together after having a space battle and they have to survive the planet together.

And he's an alien, he's a human, you know what.

I to get into the original odd couple, not really, but one of the odd couples that are out there, nonetheless looks like like he belongs in that.

I just love the looks of all these like costumes and even when we get over to the end out, they don't move the best, especially with the masks.

Like the Lizer lady, she talks, but you don't even even get to like see her mouth move, and you can tell that, you know, And I said in the intro said puppets, and I meant more like Robert suits, But you can tell that like the weird like ombie goopy guy that's inside thing, like his thing's a puppet right in the way that it moves and everything.

But again, the amount of time and effort to make these suits is absolutely amazing and they look fantastic, and I love that they're in this movie.

And this again definitely gives you that power ranger feel, especially as we learn well as the Council learns that Psycho Gorman has been released, and we get to meet the Templar, who is part of the group that imprisoned Psycho Gorman back in the day, and you know her wanting to get vengeance on him now that he's been released.

The thesis to have analyze the cosmic resonance and confirmed our suspicions the ultimate evil has awoken.

How can this be possible?

Who could have deciphered this sequence that released the gem of Proxidye.

I approved the sequence myself.

Whoever solved it must have intelligence that far surpasses R which is a notion that I find quite preposterous.

I must says.

That's right.

Enough.

Our mistake was being musciful to that demon instead of wiping him from the galaxy forever.

It is clear that the rules of the Hygacian Unity Accords have failed us.

What do you suggest we go?

Can plot Pandora.

It's time to elect justice through the Templar code.

There will be no trial for abomination.

The only verdict is say him to die by my hand.

He has single handedly extinguished entire planets from existence.

How do you expect it to feed him on your own?

I do not fear him.

I have faith that the gods will watch over and protect me.

Sounds like a load of superstitions nonsense to me.

What was that?

No, no, no, I didn't say anything.

You don't believe me.

I believe you Templars the boys having a laugh and just a bit of just what I think.

It's an excellent plan.

So why don't we just move on?

Lots of the things to discuss here.

Do you not believe that it is my destiny to val push this darkness from the universe.

Never forget that it was we, the Templars, that cleansed your worlds of the dark one scourge.

It was the will of the gods that saved you, and.

They can just as easily have you all wept from assistance.

Remember this, Yes, you're very kind.

What are the creatures of this planet?

Have it?

Bring me one of these human things?

So there is a weird thing that goes on in this movie, and I hear a weird is kind of a maybe not the word to use, but they're I think there's something that they're trying to say when it to this, Like this is an anti hero movie, right, We're meant to root for psychochor Man is ultimately what it is like.

He is a bad guy.

Everything that we're gonna learn about him every time he opens his mouth.

It's about killing the kids, destroying the world, destroying the galaxy.

Mimi's all in on it and everything like that, because she's not necessarily a good person either.

She is a little psycho, not just a wacko.

She is clinically insane and should be put in an asylum.

Right, and just like locked up for fucking life because she's going along with this, like she wants the power.

Oh my god, I have control over this guy.

This is so cool, Like that's what's in her mind right as we go through the entire movie, and but then we have the Templar, who were the good guys that imprisoned him and stopped him from his like destruction of the entire galaxy, and as we're going to learn, they're not really good guys at all.

They're pretty fucked up and they're breeding like well basically they bred him right.

And when we get to the story of how he got his powers and everything like that, when they bring Alistair to go over Meek PG and so you have her here and she's like they're all worried that, you know, he's what are we going to do?

And you know, she puts her hand or hand down on the table, slams it down, and it's like, you know, it's not gonna be just imprisoning him this time.

We've got to fucking kill him.

And she's gonna do it any way she possibly can't.

And you know it's you got the one guy there at the table who's like the belief and then you know, she ends up grabbing him and choking him like Vader, not necessarily with a force choke, but like picking him up by his neck and like basically threatening him and showing what type of power and what type of pull that they have that they're just as afraid of her as they are of him.

Right, So it's it's like a gray area between these two sides that, yes, while they're fighting for good and saving the galaxy, it's galaxy under their rule.

It's not galaxy of peace and prosperity and everybody's just happy.

It's peace and prosperity under the tutelage of the Templar.

And while you don't get all that in this scene, you kind of get a feeling that maybe she's not as much of a good guy as they're kind of making it seem to be, like in the beginning, like why would a good guy go over to somebody and choke the living shit out of them to make them bowed down to her if they don't believe that you can actually do it right.

And so it's funny because then she calls for, you know, a human after she finds out what they are there, and they worp this random girl over there to the space station and then she traps her inside this like cage and then turns it into a cube, completely crushing her body, killing this poor lady, and then using this like she slams it down the table and then takes her form Like it's a I like the effect that they do here, because like she smears the blood all over her face and then it's like the stuff peels away.

This is one of the few like CGI type of scenes that they're using here, But I love the little pole sitting cube of flesh.

And then when she slams to the table and everybody just gets like surprised, and she takes the blood and she wipes it all over her face because that's what she's gonna use to like hide herself while she's down there, and even though you know, it's not something that you would expect to see out of somebody that is a good guy.

And you know, then she gets like the face melting, and I think that it's partially CGI partially real because it has like this wax melting effect, and maybe it's just sped up.

Maybe it was just like a really slow effect that they use, were the heat of the wax around of her face and it started dripping, and it just moved up really fast to make it look like it was.

But I feel like it's a little enhanced by CGI, but it's still a really cool effect that burns like or melts the mask that she has in front her face, revealing that she's now taken the form or at least the face of the person that she just fucking killed.

I love if she comes such like hell, oh, where where am I?

And then to turn into a meet cube.

So from there we go back over and it's the next day on planet Earth, and we see that Mimi, Luke, and now Alistair are all going towards you know, where Psycho Gorman is.

Poor Luke is carrying a TV all on his own.

Meanwhile, you know, Mimi, who obviously is into Alistair over here, is trying to hit on him, but you know, he's kind of rejecting her advances, even though he rejected her advances in the beginning.

And so they walk into the shoe factory way out there in the middle of the forest, and Alistair walks upon.

Psycho Gorman introduces himself, and of course he starts talking about you know, how he wants to kill him, and that's until like you get the one scene I had to cut it out of this in the whole dialogue that's here, And the only reason is is because I just didn't want to put like ten minutes of continuous dialogue that I had to cut up in weird spots and put it in there where the joke is good, but it's more of a visual joke than it is an audible joke that they have there, because like they go in there and he's basically, you know, hunched over and looks like he's asleep, and she approaches him thinking that, oh, maybe he died or something like that, and then he tries to like turn around real fast and get the jewel, and then of course she's like haha, you know, and she ends up giving him a stack of magazines and one of them is like Honky Boys, and he's like, I do not like Hunky.

Boys, or do I like?

It's hilarious in the way that it's delivered and the way that it does the close up on his face after he looks up at the dude the shirtless dudes inside of the magazine that's there, Like it's it's really funny and it's really well done for me, but it's just like to have that and to have it cut in a way, and just like I just want to get to like the meat of what's going on here, because like, literally this movie, I could almost play the whole thing, because there's so many things that I like, Like there's the whole subplot of the mother and the father and are they really like they argue all the time, you know, And that's even something that Mimi says later in the movie.

And you know, he's like a lazy asshole and he is, you know, always finding ways to not do anything and her, you know, his wife is the one that actually has to do everything, and she's getting fed up with him.

And there's like a bunch of stuff between them, and I'm like, well, it's a lot of it's funny and interesting.

It's just it's it's a little bit of padding for the movie to increase the length of it, and I don't know necessarily if it's worth it, So I don't want to include everything that goes on in between them.

There's even one scene where they go back and forth where it's like, I don't want you to use the l word, you know, which is lazy.

My parents use the L word, and you know what it did to me, like either calling him the in word or some shit like that, or dumbass or dipshit or whatever the fuck it is.

Like, you know, it's not that serious to be called lazy when it's here.

But even though like it's funny and it fits for the character, it's just adding extra padding to this podcast and the amount of clips that I'm going to make for everything.

So if you don't hear something like that, it's incentive for you to go watch this movie.

Right.

So eventually Luke wants to ask Psycho gorm In a question to which he says no, and to which then Mimi makes him actually answer the question, and we learn exactly how PG got his powers.

And after we saw the display with the Templar and the Council, this is where we find out that the Council necessarily aren't really the good guys either.

That is a tail bathed in the blood of a million dead memories.

I was born in a time before time, on the planet guy Gas, a world light years from your own.

My entire existence was servitude under the rule of beings that claimed to serve a higher power that governed over us.

All these entities, known as the Templars had no more divine purpose than the dirt I excavated to help build their churches.

But still they were able to crush the people of Guygax.

Beneath their gilded heels.

The Templars preached to us their holy scriptures, declaring their rightful ownership of Guygax.

To them, we were nothing more than parasites trespassing on hallowed ground an me.

But then one day everything changed.

I discovered an artifact thought to be lost forever forged my ancient Gygaxian warlocks out of energy from the darkest corner some of the galaxy, the gym of Paroxidyke.

So we get everything here from PG in terms of how he became PG.

And I love the way this looks.

I'm gonna gush over a lot again.

The visuals in this movie are absolutely fantastic.

And this landscape of guygags that they have there and the Templars with these weird pyramid like ships in this place is like reminds me of Pitch Black, if you've ever seen that movie before.

It's like a world of darkness and it could possibly be a world of evil for as it is, and that's why they're going there.

But there's something holy that the Templars wanted, and so they enslaved the people of the planet.

And you've got these interesting creatures that they've got on the planet that like he's fighting against on there, these weird tentacles that pop out of the ground that he's you know, hitting with the pickaxe, and you know, you're getting all these just awesome fucking visuals which you know are basically like model sets, And I just really love this old school feel.

I love this eighties feel that this movie has to it in these sweeping landscapes that are just little models, but they're so detailed and so pretty, and you know, even though it's dark, and it's like, you know, this is something that would imagine would be in like, you know, the grim Dark of Warhammer forty k right, you would see a planet that looks exactly like this, and instead of it being the Templar, you know, it's the goddamn Necrons that are here, and that's their pyramids that have come and I'm expecting to see the little robot Necrons walking around outside all over the place and enslaving the people that are there while they're slowly taking their life force and killing them or something like that.

Like it just looks fucking awesome.

It is unbelievable.

Like I would have loved, love, love, loved to have seen this on the big screen.

I think it would have been even cooler to see these visuals on the big screen.

The rest of the movie, I think you can see at home, it's fine, but I just I want to see this on a giant cinema screen and how cool this would all look.

And the fact that you know, there isn't a budget for this movie, and I really want to know what the budget for this movie was.

You know, I would probably estimate that this movie had a budget of maybe five or six million dollars, maybe even up to ten.

I don't know if it reaches that ten million dollars.

You know, it might with the way that the suits, but like you can tell that the suits are made of like crafting foam in certain scenes like that.

And it's not to say that they don't look bad and that that's like cheap or anything like that, because a lot of cosplay is made in this way and a lot of cosplay looks fucking awesome, and these look fucking awesome in the way that they are too, And it's just I'm absolutely amazed in general at the production and art design of this movie.

And there's probably a little bit of you know, like artistic vision blinders that I have on here that makes me really like this movie.

But there's more to it than that.

But this definitely in a visual standpoint.

If you see this stuff in a trailer, it's like looking at the hell Boy too, the Golden Army trailer.

Seeing that trailer for the first time, I had to see that movie, right, and even here, seeing this trailer and seeing some of the designs that they used, not everything that they used in this movie, not everything that they did in this movie.

I had to see the way this movie turned out because it felt like it was made for me in that way.

So eventually he does find the jewel, which grants him the power that he needs.

I love too that in the middle of this, you know, she interrupts his story because she finds candy that's weird and has to spit the candy out, interrupts the whole thing, and it's just like what it's like, it's the rude thing to do, because she really doesn't give a shit about the story that PG is telling.

Luke is really interested and wants to know more about PG and where he comes from and what he does.

And it's like them finding that alien, right, It's like them finding Et and Et is able to talk, and they want to know about ET's home world and figure everything out.

But this is all about like death and destruction and malice and the hatred that he has for the Templars because they enslaved his people.

This is again why I say this is like, you know, that type of kids movie for adults in the way that they're doing it, because it's laid out as though it were with the kids, and the way they're interested with that.

Luke is interested in pg's story like he's listening to a good dude tell a great story about their homeworld and how he needs to get back home because he's stranded here.

But it's instead about how he was enslaved, found this power and decided to kill everybody in the goddamn galaxy.

Especially as he continues the story, the.

Moment I took the gem in my hand and felt its immense power, my destiny was clear I would destroy the Templars and anyone else that stood against me.

The Gem bonded with me and gave me power beyond all other beings.

I was able to raise an army led by my loyal generals, the Paladins Obsidian, and take back Geygax.

But I didn't stop there.

It was clear that my birth for death would only be satiated if I snuffed out all the night in the universe.

But I was overthrown and imprisoned by the Templars and their planetary alliance.

They stole the Gem and with it my coward.

To this day, I do not understand how such weak minded insects could defeat the greatest power in the galaxy.

TV's working.

Well, that boring dumb store may be tired.

Let's go guys, PG.

Your homemark is to watch more TV and then how to be more fun.

Otherwise I will have to punish you.

M nice meeting you.

It would be nicer if you were dead, all right.

I love that call in response there at the end too.

It's it's fucking hilari.

I just I love PG, Like, how can you not like this character in the way that he like interacts with everybody that he's so dead pan in the way that he does his delivery, and that the actor playing him on the screen does really well getting the emotion across in the suit, and you can tell that he's reciting the lines, so at least that you know when he's acting with the kids whether or not he's there at the same time.

See, I know with all the blood and the gore and everything that they're not there, but I'm wondering if they're there when he's not in the makeup right, So, like the adults are the stand ins for the sections that are there when he's there.

So it says all the kids.

Scenes with the kids were shot first, followed by shooting scenes with the adults, using standard for the kids on the screen.

So the kids, it seems like they weren't even around to see Psycho gore Man and not to be afraid of it.

They just had somebody there doing the lines with them and telling them what to do.

And that's where I do really appreciate the kids being like as well acting doing the acting as well as they did.

Right that it's this good, it's I'm not saying that it's fantastic.

Oh my god, some of the best acting that I've ever seen.

Like it's good.

It's not great, but it's just good.

But for them to not even have him there or not be there on sets and to see a lot of the gore and everything else that's there, it's kind of cool and and you know, to have him you know, again, this actor that is playing him in the suit does such a good job of replicating what the voice is kind of saying, right, like the attitudes and the looks and everything else.

So Matthew Ninebart really deserves a lot for playing the character that you see on screen, while Steven viahos Uh and I hope I'm saying his last name right as well, does an excellent job as the voice of Psychogor Man in the film and really doing the actors, you know, acting on screen doing it justice by providing a very good voice to go along with it.

It's a really good marriage of the two together and it's very enjoyable when you watch it back.

It makes the character very fun, you know, even when he gets into some like weird little things that they're gonna put him in later, he never breaks that character and it really does help being like just the disembodied voice because you can keep the same type of tone and everything and you're just being you know, placed over top of the actors acting that you have there.

But for the guy in the suit to be able to still convey that that well is great too.

So I really enjoy this character.

And he's just written well and he's fun in general, just the way that he looks and how he reacts to everybody, and how he talks to all the kids and all the parents and everything.

And the character never truly breaks, Like even towards the end of the film, he doesn't really break, even though you know, he does change a little bit inside from where he is now.

So the kids, then, you know, Mimi gives him his homework to watch TV, and then you have him sitting there realizing, oh, hey, there is you know, something that's powering this TV, some type of electrical energy, and he uses that to call upon his Obsidian Knights because he wants them to come to planet Earth to kill the two kids, to kill Luke and Mimi so that they can get back the jewel later on.

And wonder if we're going to see the Obsidian Nights later on in the film as well.

I do like too that like when they do the language like you see it on screen and we get we hear that in the background as he's talking to them, and then what shows up on the screen for subtitles first is in the alien language and then it translates out for the audience into English.

I think that's a cool little touch that they did for the film.

So and I also to love that the TV starts like poor blood as the communication comes clearer and clearer to everybody else.

So from here we go back into the house and Alistair is busy having you know, dinner with everybody, and this is again one of the conversations that I wanted to include, but really ultimately the joke is fucked up chicken, Like the dad had to cook the dinner, and it's basically talking about how lazy the dad is because he cooked chicken in the microwave, like, and everybody's like, the chicken's really dry and it tastes disgusting.

And there's also a lot too about like they're asking where the kids were and that, you know, Luke doesn't really know what to say and so he gets kicked under the table by Mimi because of course she's a bitch and you know, and then she basically says, oh, we're playing guns in the forest, and the Dad's like, you know, I played guns in the forest back in the day except for what was called the army, and we killed people.

And then the mom of course comes in he never was in the army.

Don't listen to this, dumbass, right.

It's again like they're good jokes.

I'm not doing them justice for the way the scene works.

It's just not super important to the overall plot of the film, other than the fact that, you know, Mimi, she's really into Alistair.

Alistair wants to go and play games with Luke.

He wants to go play some video games, or, as he says, he wants to go play some VIDs because he's fucking cool.

All right, maybe maybe beating things on medium is totally cool.

He knows how to say VIDs for video games, that that's really fucking cool.

If I know anything that's fucking cool when it comes to video games.

And so she gets pissed off that he wants to go hang out with Luke and not go play out in the drive with her, you know, instead of playing basketball, it's throwing balls at Luke because of course that's what she wants to do, and of course that's what she thinks is fun, and the parents don't say anything to her, like, look, you shouldn't be throwing balls at your brother, right.

He's gonna get plenty of balls in the face when he grows up later, if you know what I mean.

So Alistair and Luke go off and play.

She gets pissed off and runs away, and they tell her to finish her broccoli, but of course, you know, universal fucking crazy ball champions, they don't have to eat their broccoli.

And she runs away and she didn't even eat any of her dinner.

And it's like my cousin's daughter who barely touches her food but then wants to have all the sweets in the world.

So she goes out into the yard and pouts until she comes up with the idea that, hey, you know what, I do have a friend that can come over and play games with me when they don't want.

When Alishair doesn't want to play with me, I can get PG to come here instead.

I don't know how she calls him, I guess she can.

She's got some type of direct line on that jewel she speaks to the jewel and he hears, but she calls and him become play games with her, and that's where, oh well, psy kind of fucks with Alistair.

Long enough, I don't have all nights.

Time is a false construct that only exists for primitive beings unable to fasee into the ninth dimension.

Also, I got lost me.

What the heck are you doing?

He can't be here, he.

Can be wherever I want him to be.

Remember, heads up, dumpy butt.

By.

This reminds me of an ancient torture technique I learned from the worms of Johnnie many moons ago.

Should I go?

Those were good people, those worms.

I don't care about your stupid ancient techniques.

Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking joint.

I once use my dark magic to help the Warlord of Zatonia seduce the moon princess.

I can do the same for you.

If you ish, you can make him money basketballs with me?

All right, I'm gonna bounce good night, everybody, do it.

So be it.

Your wish is my command.

So she wants him to basically forced Alistair to like her and to want to be around her and to it's it's like a fucked up thing because he really fucks with him right, Like, he goes and he does what she wants.

But this is like, you know, the bad Genie in the lamp, the monkey pod type of situation where he's gonna give you what you want, but it might come with different type of consequences that you might not be ready for.

But this is MEMI we're talking about here, and the only thing that matters is what she wants, and the fact that like he would rather go hang out with her brother really fucks with her instead of it just being like you know what, Okay, go ahead, I'll let you play with him.

Maybe if you were a little nicer to your brother and you just like hung out for bid, maybe if you went and played VIDs with him, maybe he would be cool with you hanging out.

And then you guys can get closer together and your little, you know, young honky boy that you got over here might actually start liking you if you act like a normal person instead of a complete fucking psycho and the only thing that you want to do is beat the shit out of your older brother who happens to be his best friend.

I mean, did you ever think about that mem No, because your parents don't ever fucking do anything to discipline you in this entire fucking film.

They're just like, huh, she's just being a little rambunctious little squirt over here.

She wants her brother to die.

She wants to beat him up with basketballs, she wants to just constantly boss him around and treat him like shit.

But that's okay because I know deep down inside she loves him.

Oh, soon to be a movie with Rob Schneider rid BG thirteen, Like, that's the type of bullshit that we're gonna get in this thing.

And it's one of the reasons why I hate this character is so much like, yeah, does she change question mark by the end of this movie?

That's highly the debatable means she kind of does.

But do I give a shit no, because I can't stand this little shit Like again, it's just such a hateable character.

And I think that's supposed to be the point behind this character as well.

That's again, why give the little actress, you know, the young actress such props in this character make me hate her so goddamn much that it's it's so over the top, and it's she's such a bit, and she's playing the perfect bitch, even though she doesn't believe that she's a goddamn bitch, right, And so from here we go inside and we see that the lazy fuck of a husband who made dinner in the fucking microwave.

It doesn't take that long to bake a goddamn chicken, Like chicken is the easiest thing to fucking make in the world, Okay.

And you can give me all the bullshit about how marinades don't work, and it's scientifically proven marinads kind of work on chicken because chicken is very absorbent, so that if you do marinated, you don't have to do it for very long, and it can absorb some of it because it's a very you know, it's a way at least to keep it juicy, and you can definitely get the skin to taste like something if you do that.

But all it does is it takes a little bit of extra time inside the goddamn oven, all right.

It's not the ten minutes in the microwave that you're expecting to do it.

Oh No, you have to do a little bit of work there, and you got to stick it in the oven for a good thirty to forty minutes, depending on the size of your bird.

Oh no, twenty minutes that I have to sit around and do absolutely fucking nothing at all.

This guy is just the one laziest motherfucker.

And you know, he does in the microwave to the point that it exploded, So the entire microwave is all fucked up, and the wife is like, what did you do to explodit my microwave?

And she starts giving him shit, but then all of a sudden outside because she's tired of taking his shit, you know, as he starts to get all like teary eyed, because she's like, oh, you need to do something about this, like how could you do this to me?

And then like she's like, not this fucking crocodile bullshit again, you know, And then she looks outside and she sees PG in the distance, so she runs out there, and before we see her attack PG, we get to see the state of poor Alistair.

And he really fucked Alister up.

Ah, but he did, in theory make him smarter, and in theory he did transform him in a way that would possibly see somebody on another planet.

I guess you.

The guy was trying to seduce a giant brain, because that's exactly what he turned into.

And he's got these big googli like, this is the cutest fucking thing that I have seen in this brain that we've got for Alistair.

Here, it's got these big old bug eyes on and he's got these like little tentacles in front, and he's dripping goo off the side of him.

You know, it's just it's a giant brain.

It looks like he's got a little sailor hat on the top of his head, but I think that's just part of the clothes that he was wearing that he burst it out or to because now he's just a giant brain that's out there.

And it's funny because like the mom just runs right past Alister and then starts attacking Psycho gore Man with her bat, but of course it breaks instantly the moment that she swings it at him, trying to get him away, and you know, her husband runs after the mom trying to stop her, like what the hell are you doing, just jumps right over Alistair, who you know, he's a giant brain, but nobody seems to really give a shit that he's been turned to a giant brain.

And that's when psychle Gorman starts turning on the parents, and of course you know your good old Mimi's got to step in.

You dare stand against me?

He was such a weak excuse for weapon.

No I didn't, she didn't.

Don't hurt my parents.

That's an order, Mom, Dad.

I watched it was fou psychle Gorman or PG for short.

I don't care what his name is.

You need to call the police.

Are you killing me?

What's the cop gonna do against this thing?

Is he gonna kill us?

No way, he's a big softy.

He won't hurt anybody, right, buddy.

My entire existence is built.

Don't death and destruction.

I will kill you both.

No, no, no, no, no, no no no no, you won't.

He's just being a good he's femino.

Don't worry, be worried.

When I'm free of your daughter's control, I will beavee in the god.

He DearS, such a wad job.

I will.

I will kill you.

I will kill you.

Say yay yay, Goss says.

So we get the music montage of frig Off and good Lord like.

The song's not bad, but she definitely nois the shit out of me with everything.

I love too when they go to play the drums and everything, and once again I love psychle Gore Man in the way that he reacts to them, where you're like, I will kill you, and then you know they're they're over there.

She's like, no, you're not.

Yes, I will kill them.

I will make them watch old reruns of All in the Family.

I kind of like that show.

I mean Married with Children.

No, No, that's that's a pretty good show, Mama's Family.

No, like like I like that show.

Like, go ahead and make me watch that for the rest of eturnamy.

I can watch any of those shows.

Like you think that's gonna make me feel anything.

I just sit on the couch and watch TV all the fucking day.

Who do you think I am?

You are like, this is the way that things are gonna work over here?

Made me watch all that show?

What show could you possibly not like that?

I could show you that would give.

You years of torment.

It has to be something so evil that nobody wants to watch it, not even the people that it was meant for.

Oh what could I do?

I watch anything again?

I sit on the couch all day.

I put on whatever you know I've gone out there and I've masturbated to badminton.

Badminton for Christ's sake.

Okay, girls jump around.

It's a little bit of TV bouncing.

It's enough to set me off.

I can do it.

I can watch it.

Hell, you know, I could go back in the day, leave it to beaver.

I can watch hours and hours Little House in the Prairie.

Or there's something I know, I know the exact one.

Yes, yes, this is the one that will do it.

Oh, I know plenty of people that hate this goddamn show.

Oh wait, No, no, no, no, no, no, no you couldn't.

You couldn't possibly be talking about that one.

No, no, yes, I won't have to pay for it either.

It's available on the Roku channel.

No, No, we don't, we don't.

We don't watch the Rocu channel.

No, they've grown out of this face.

Yes, yes, it's the most evil kids show known to man that even in this day and age, you don't even know.

It doesn't even exist, but you know what it is.

No, you couldn't do it.

It has a two point six rating on r MGB.

No anything but that.

Yes, you will watch Kylu No, how could you.

Just the worst?

No?

Yes, you will suffer, suffer forever, a fake washed and death twenty four hours a day, seven days a.

Week, three hundred and sixty.

Five days a year.

You thought what they went through and o'clock We're Horns was bad, And wait until you experience what I have for you in Kilu, you will wish you had a warrior's death.

What's the word is dead?

You'll find out later.

Yeah, that's pretty much what he's going to do.

It's just it's funny.

And then you get into the song and just the way that she does the song and she's dancing like she's the hottest shit, and even though the song is like I'm the very best Yeah, yeah, yeah, And they can't say fuck off and they're not using fucking anything, so it's always it's just frig off, right.

Frig is what they use in place a fuck in this entire movie, So everybody basically says it except for the mom.

In one section of the movie, she actually does say the word fuck in a scene.

And so you have Psycha Gorman there behind the drums getting used to it, and then he's playing a perfect beat you got you know, alistair back there and as his brain sell playing the keyboards.

Luke is playing the guitar, and of course she's the front woman doing her shitty fucking little dance, going back and forth, singing about how she's the absolute best, and like the fucking face she makes in the cutaway scene where she's like they're walking down the street, Psycho Gorman is just back there, like, oh God, I can't believe I have to do this shit over again.

You know, I've dominated planets throughout the galaxy.

I am just walking around the neighborhood with this fucking little bitch.

Don't worry, the Smurfs are in your future.

You know, he's walking down there, Luke is just kind of like trying to enjoy himself, but he doesn't want to be there.

And then she's throwing basketballs at him.

She's singing some more.

They're walking the dogs in the neighborhood, well, psych of gore Man is walking the dogs, and then he's helping her practice her karate in the backyard.

You see somebody bathing their kid in a swimming pool, and then he knocks the head off of her little training dummy, to which they bow to each other and the mom's like, oh, and i'd love to that they're not afraid to kill kids in this movie because they're walking down the street and they're enjoying like their ice cream, right and so or their donuts.

Their donuts is what they're enjoying.

And this one kid like looks them, Hey, you purple freak, and he like looks over the kid and his eyes glow purple.

And then the kid fucking just blows up.

It's so bad, but it's great.

Then he go and you see that the father is like singing to their song, and halfway through the song, it goes from her singing it to like an actual group singing the song instead, which is weird, Like I kind of wish they had just left her singing it.

So and then there's like a montage of the different outfits that he's wearing until ultimately he ends up in sand Neil's outfit from Jurassic Park, which is what he wears for the rest of the movie until he doesn't wear it anymore.

But like he has all these different ones.

I kind of like him in the metal outfit.

I think that's the coolest one.

We also get a montage of Alistair trying on tiny little hats on his big giant brain head that's there until he throws one on the ground because he's kind of mad about it.

We also see the father try to steal bake sale cookies and they do like the Scooby Doo thing of like, you know, the one head coming around the corner and looking, and then it's her Mimi, and then it's the mom head coming around the corner and like smiling, and it's like a Corman comes around the corner and his eyes glow purple, and then all of a sudden, these like demon hands come out of the cookie and grab Dad's head and starts pulling it into the cookie itself, and they're all like laughing at him, and he's he's being choked by the goddamn demon hands that are there, like it's so ridiculous.

And then there's a scene of Alistair and Luke playing video games, but Alistair can't hold control there very well with his tentacle hands.

And then of course, you know, Psycha Gorman is gonna throw the basketball Luke, but instead misses him, blasts through their garage, bounces in the house and destroys the TV that the dad was watching.

And now he said, because he's got no TV.

As you know, frig Off ends up stopping its little you know playthrough of the movie.

It's interesting, it's fun.

This little scene is fun and funny and ridiculous and it kind of breaks up everything.

But you know, this movie isn't serious.

It doesn't really take itself seriously as it is.

But hey, you know, we get a music montage of all the things that she's doing with Psycho gore Man while she has him under her control.

So then we end up in a diner and we get to learn how Psycho gore Man eats and what exactly a warrior's death is.

As we fade in on the diner, Alistair is just hanging outside his brain sellf because I guess, you know, no shoes, no shirt, no service for the poor little brain kid that's out there.

And we learned, you know, a little more about how Mimi's just such a goddamn bitch.

It's high schedule and then a light picking brunch which will have to drop up brown news that Mom can take us to the grocery store.

I start aside four hours for baking, so hopefully that's enough.

Chimee fake our twelve cakes.

Wow, I wish my face could do that.

What do you mean back on home, PG food.

It is not only for sustenance, back gone, guy GaX.

It's part of an honicle.

To be eaten is considered a warrior's death.

I remember during the battle on the bridge, your souls.

Here's the new plane, six hours for making and we push upside down karaoke to Sunday.

Now just stop, person.

Does here's closed Judge Mimi who returned after these messages, don't man, ifact.

Do I was gonna eat those.

I think you've had enough, fat sou so, Yeah, stop stupping your face, you little fat pig.

Your fucking ancher over there.

I'm not tying to Luke, by the way, I'm talking to fucking Mimi.

Like the fact that we're gonna get this great story from fucking pace over here.

And he opens this giant fucking mouth that opens up and he shoves the whole plate into his face, the burger and fries that he's eating, and it's just like there's remnants of the fries that are stuck oliver his face as he's talking in the fries or just falling over the place.

Like it looks a little cheesy, but it's kind of cool that it's practical at the same time.

I love the fact that it opens up big and you see these giant rows of teeth that go into the back of his throat, and it's just again, it's cool.

Visuals is what this movie is.

It's cool visuals the movie, and if you get anything out of this movie, that's what you're going to get out of this movie besides just a fun movie in my opinion.

But nonetheless, he starts to tell the story, and then she interrupts because she's got to make sure that she has all her plants straight.

They're gonna move under upside down karaoke to Sunday so that way they can get in six full hours of baking to make those twelve cakes.

And if you look at her plate down there on the table, you can see that she still has a ton of fries on her goddamn plate.

So she bullies poor little out of his fries because she wants to eat his fries, Like, come on, bitch, like you can't keep pulling this bullshit.

So you know, Spiji looks at her with disdain and then looks over at Luke and is like, huh, I can probably use this for something.

We cut over to that evening and we have good old Mimi.

She's busy sleeping on the bed with a jewel in her hand, and Cycle gore Man is just standing there in the corner, and it makes me wonder could he have gone over there and grabbed it, But she probably said something to keep him in that corner so that he wouldn't move right.

She's just commanding him to make sure that it is.

And then we go over to Luke, who's having a dream about ombies.

But in the middle of that dream, Cycle gore Man he interrupts it so that he can try to convince Luke to actually stand up to Mimi and take back the amulet and give it over to him.

Hello, boy, what is happening right now?

You have the dream there and are traversing the nightmare realm.

It is here where I'm able to communicate with you, privately, hidden in your dark thoughts.

What do you want?

You know what I want, jem This sick game must come to an end.

Get it for me so that I can be free.

Can do that?

You found the gem?

It lost to her?

Now Finder's Keepers has the law?

How long before mothers learn of my awakening and invade this quiet little planet of yours.

Sooner or later, the gym will be mine.

Help now, and I might consider sparing your life.

I can't betray my sister like that, or you would think she would grant you the same courtesy.

No, either way she treats you, these small torments are just the beginning.

How long before she puts her life before yours?

She would never do that.

I think.

You know this is the only way.

Give me the gem so we can both be free of her madness.

I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do it well.

We need some bad things that may help you.

Bye.

You are stronger than I thought, but also incredibly stupid.

So what happens now?

We wait for this dream of yours to conclude?

So he I love this little dream that you know Luke is having.

Here.

He's just in a graveyard randomly, and there's just ombies coming out of the grave.

It's all dark and gloomy, and he's just laying there in the bed.

And that's when he's woken up by Psycho Gorman, who again is just trying to convince him that, hey, we both need to be free of Mimi you need to stand up to her, get me the gem, and then give it to me so that I can be free of her.

But if I was in Luke's situation, I might do part one.

I might go over there, give her a cooter punch, take the gym, and then take control of PG and get back at her for everything that she's done to me, especially this.

You know what to be like, Hey, you know what, I'm gonna do this, but before I give you the gem, You're gonna do some stuff for me, because I'm gonna be get just as psychotic as she was to me, but this time it's through you.

You want a Towrdsure, fine, you can't kill her, but there's a lot of things that you could do that.

You know, you don't know how much the body can actually survive, what type of pain it can actually survive before it, you know, it dies without actually being able to kill the person.

So you could do that.

You could show where, you know, reruns of Will and Grace or something like that.

You know, you could do that forced her to watch that stupid fucking show for a while, and uh, you know, she might be happy there's no hunky boys in it or anything like that, but you know, Lisha'll learn a lesson and maybe she wants tear her eyes out and you can survive without eyes, can't you can?

Right?

I love to At the end of it, when he finally he doesn't give in to Sack of Gorman, he's like, wow, you're You're stronger than I thought and also stupid, and he went to the like the Credos school of fucking Talking to Luke over here, he always calls him boy.

He never calls him by his name in this entire movie, even though everybody else calls him Luke.

And it's funny that even in one part of the movie he actually confronts him about this situation when they're doing everything and it's just great.

It's just everything is.

Boy boy boy, boy boy.

You know, just like Credos.

So, hey, maybe you got a little inspiration from that, which I think would be pretty fucking hilarious if he did.

So they have to wait out the rest of this dream, and basically he's just standing there as the ombies are trying to leave the graves of you know, the graveyard that's there, and we go over into the morning to the next day, where we get to watch them play some crazy ball for a little bit.

But at first glance we have to listen to Mimi explain exactly how the game is played.

And this is where we also get to see Biocop make his little cameo for the very first time.

All right, what about to teach you today?

Is confidential.

The government cannot, under any circumstances find out about this game.

Got it?

Okay?

So there's two ts touch by through your boss, get the other two.

The other no ball jumping jacket.

It gets to a point.

Then whoever gets hit the apps player point.

There is a special move called the switch room.

Which happens when two balls collide in many and when that happens, whoever punches their opponent first gets all of the other team's points plus one.

The game as when you reach sixty sevens.

I have no idea.

What's going on to you?

No, get away from the kids.

Right now?

The hell is that?

Oh?

Just remember your claning.

There's no time so down.

I should let those hate you?

Did you little travels, Yet.

You are the protectors of this realm.

I was expecting something a bit more impressive.

Who am I?

Who am I?

Let me show you law dealer.

I am your master.

Now tell your people, don't missus fallen, resist the eclipse of my power again, and I will not show you the mercy I've shown your friend run.

Just come out of the middle of fucking nowhere, like they just pull up on them, explaining the game, which again just makes no fucking sense.

And it's the switcher Room, not the Skedooche.

Okay, I totally get it now because I hear it in my fucking headphones for this fucking clip.

So if you've been writing angry letters to me about the fact that I've been calling it the skadoosh, I'm just still gonna call it the skoosh for the rest of the fucking podcast.

But nonetheless, and so they just come out because I guess weird purple guy hanging out with kids at a playground is probably not necessarily like the greatest thing if they get to that call.

So they go to go you know, and stop him from doing the whole thing.

But they can't fucking do anything against you know, PG over here with his ability like fucking wonder woman to deflect the fucking bullets of the place.

I too love that he turns around to you know, to them and says, should have let those hit you instead, Like it's he's getting shot at, so the instinct is to defend himself against it.

But he's like, fuck, I should have let them made me.

I mean not fuck frick frick.

I can't believe I blocked those fucking things.

I would have had a chance to get my jewel back, forced them to be an unending nightmare of fucking shows that they don't like anymore, because that's how evil I truly am.

Yes, you know, just like this podcaster here, I know what he would like.

Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait, why are you bringing me into this segment here?

PG, I'm not really doing anything against you.

I'm giving you praise for your movie.

You know, I would just give you your jewel back right away.

You can go ahead and destroy humanity all you want.

Oh, yes, I know you're doing a good job.

You're praising me, you're keeping over here.

But you are giving me your voice, and I think you've given other characters before.

Look, I don't have many voices that I work with here, all right, there's big monster characters and there's this.

You know, I'm not the man of a thousand voices.

I'm not fucking mel blank over here, and you keep fucking swearing all right, and you're making me do it.

I've been I've been doing good, Shane Frigg doing all this stuff.

You know, all these TV shows locked up, you know what you're gonna get?

No, no, okay, just just please note doing some of these shows.

You know, these movies that I watched for the show, they're their torture enough.

You don't have to force me to watch anything that's truly terrible over and over again.

Okay.

People have already suggested it.

I've already subjected myself to it.

I go searching for it to do this to make everybody happy.

There is nothing that you could possibly show me that that would make me want to like tear my ah.

No, no, no, no, no, you're not thinking of that.

I've I've already done that.

I'm not gonna watch that again.

I promised I will never watch that movie ever again.

Oh oh yes, it's going.

To be that movie.

No, no, no, no.

Last time I had to be chained up, knocked out, had to answer a weird phone call, ended up in some weird fucking dungeon that was down there, all because people wanted me to watch that movie.

I'm not sitting through that bullshit again.

Okay, I will go get a goddamn templar and I'm gonna take your fucking ass out while she still has control of you.

Oh, she didn't say anything about me not doing this to you?

What?

What?

What the what the fuck are you doing?

Wait?

What what is that light?

What?

What?

Where the fuck am I?

No?

No, no, no, no, no, what what the what the hell is that over there?

No?

You're not gonna show me this bullshit?

Wait?

What's that sound?

What's what's running on of there?

Oh?

No, no, no, there's a lot of fish.

No.

Why dear God?

Why, why dear God?

Why?

Wait?

I'm back.

I'm back in this room.

Thank God, Thank God, it's over.

It was maybe it was just all in my head.

I don't ever want to watch Godzilla ever again.

I'm gonna get that asshole back.

It's the last thing I fucking do anyway.

So they they he's now turned the poor cop into you know, bio coop basically is what he's done is not necessarily what he actually give him the credits.

I think he's credited as Biocop with the whole thing, and he's basically turned him into an adad ombie with the gun fused into his hand, like he's fucking Daniel Radcliffe and guns of Kimba over here.

And so now they've got an extra person for them to play in the wonderful game of crazy ball.

And at that point, it's when Alisair decides that, you know what, it's time for him to leave, and it's time for him to finally go home because he doesn't really want to play anymore.

And he does ask Mimi a very point your question that he has, and it's something that does get answered at the end of the film, but it's pretty goddamn funny on her response of everything that is.

Then we go back into the forest and that's where PG learns about love.

Oh I guess Alister's done for the day by auser of.

Your back end.

Okay, buddy, it's just what.

Do you think I'll ever be normal?

Probably not?

But who cares?

I like you just the way you are?

Oh okay, beautiful fun.

So the effort works in a lot of different ways.

If you stub your toe, you can be like oh toe, Or if you see something weird or crazy, you can be like what frig But The best one is when you're telling someone off.

You can be like you tell him to him.

Luke, frigg off, frig off.

Use that on someone you really hate this?

What is this some kind of special card?

What is this junk?

I told you guys telling me how amazing I was?

What a waste of good card?

What is love?

You know, if you ever felt all warm and fuzzy about somebody, like.

When you rip out your enemy's spine and display it to their grieving family.

No, not no, not exactly.

Love is Love is a happy feeling towards somebody you care about.

You feel complete if you didn't think you were missing something in the first place.

All I feel is anger and hate.

I will never.

Behold st worry about it PG.

Love is for losers and oh yeah.

I thought you were so in love with Alistair.

That doesn't count.

We're just friends that are gonna get married and be together forever.

F I love like mom and dad.

Do, Pig.

I don't like the way it looks making fun of me.

Kill him ployees again, this dumb bitch.

The moment she does anything that nobody else like she, and especially with Luke telling the truth like it is that she's fucking in love with Alistair, and she's like, no, we're just friends that are gonna get married and live together forever and fight all the goddamn time like mom and dad do, right, And they're like the whole explanation of the whole freak thing, you know, basically them saying, you know, fuck is the grace word in an American language, which I one hundred percent agree with.

Fuck is the greatest word that's ever been invented throughout the all time, because it's so fucking versatile in the way that is can be an adjective, an adverb, a verb, a noun, whatever you want it to be.

It can be what you need it to be.

But nonetheless, and so when he confronts her with that, then she fucking pulls the whole thing with PG to go ahead and kill him, but then stops PG, of course, because it's just a joke.

I also love too with the biocop character that's here in the background.

He's constantly trying to shoot himself in the head.

So whenever you hear the gun go off, it's him trying to kill himself, is what he's really trying to do.

And he passes the note forty shit.

That's when she's like, oh, a love note, and then it just when she opens it up, it says, please kill me, and it comes from Biocop that's there in the back.

It's fucking hilarious and I'm pretty sure that's a lot of the short stuff for the way that it is.

But she gets like she laughs so much too with the fact that she almost fucking killed him.

And then as she's laughing and she's making fun of Luke, that's when PG tries to go down there and grab the jewel, but she like pulls it away at the last minute, realizing looks up him like you sneaky fuck her, and then makes him walk in front of her along with the maniac cop, who again is just randomly shooting there.

Like, you know, PG could tell maniac cop if he's the one, or sorry Mania Cop Biocop that if he's in control of him, to just shoot the girl and then I'll let you die.

So you know, they continue on as poor PG has to lug the cooler around with him and we go over to the police department, and that's when the Templar actually arrives on Earth and she arrives in her human body.

So they go inside the police station and the cop that was like saved out of that whole endeavor with pgs freaking the fuck out trying to tell the other police there of what was going on, and you know what PG looked like, and that's when we have the Templar show up and then place her hand over that CoP's head to understand exactly where PG is, so she figures out the whole situation of what's going on with PG.

And then we cut back over to the forest.

As you know, all of a sudden, PG and Gang get visitors from Afar, which happened to be the Knights of Obsidian that PG called earlier.

And these fucking designs on these guys are absolutely fantastic.

I love these suits to death, and this is definitely my favorite part of the movie.

And this is where it really feels like Power Rangers, to be honest with you, in the way that they talk and the way that they move, the fact that we almost have like a reader repulse, the type of person that she kind of looks like that, and then she only speaks Japanese in the film, so when you hear, you know, the talking that's going on.

You're gonna hear the Japanese that comes out of her mouth, and there's not gonna be a translation for you as it is, But basically it's all within the same thing of what's going on, because you know, basically they've come to the planet to what PG believes for them to be, you know, what he wants them to do, but turns out that's not exactly why they're here.

But again I do love the design.

So you've got one guy that's like a giant trash can looking thing, but he's got all these like dead bodies inside of him, and he's got all this blood that you can see in this like little Portcullis that's on the front, and he's got these like metal teeth on the bottom and his big special abilities they like squirts blood, even though I don't think that really does anything.

So he's probably the weakest out of everybody that's there.

Then you've got like an iron man like cyborg type of guy that's got like a little parrot almost like the owl from Attack of the Titans that's there, but it does speak for him as well.

You've got a medieval type of looking guy who happens to be wearing the crown.

Here he looks more like, I don't know, kind of like a white from the Lord of the Rings in a way like the Kings, the way that they look in the other world, like the Raith Kings that are there, but instead he's you know, here in person.

Then I said, the rider Repulse a person who doesn't quite look like her.

It's just more of like a witch with this cool like black robe that looks like it's made out of different people's skin, with all of these spikes.

And then this tree person that's got these dreadlocks and it has this giant stone onk on her back.

I guess that she uses an attack, but she also produces like wooden or wooden stone tablets that she like throws to attack.

Like.

The designs are just really fucking cool.

They're a little cheesy, but I just love the feel of this whole thing.

So PG goes and he's so excited to see that the Knights are here, and he approaches them, and of course the Knights aren't necessarily here to help him, but instead they're here to, uh well, to help the Templar and kill him.

Welcome back to the Land.

Of the Living.

Last spare me.

The theatrics dog scream.

What took you so long?

My lord?

Let me be the first to say that we're all so very glad to see that you're alive.

He ge, silly little guys, your friends, Why don't you introduce us?

You work very friendly?

Ah, Yes, paladins, this is me, Me and her brother.

It's Luke.

You should know my name by now.

The other humans responsible for freeing me.

That's right, you're welcome.

Me.

Me has the gem of Paroxidyke.

Don't worry, she doesn't know how to use it.

You may kill them now.

Why would we directed exc use me?

We in Iowa.

You must be joking.

Far from it, Master.

We are quite content with running the fifth bole of Guidets ourselves, sharing the duties equally.

We take turns as the appointed leader, so everyone gets adventure.

As you can see, it is currently my turn.

Let me guess you made a deal with those righteous idiots the Templars.

In exchange for your imprisonment, they agreed to spare us any further inconveniences.

I put my trust in the worst the galaxy has to offer, and this is how you repay me.

I should have known very time except for you, Cassius three thousand.

I always knew I couldn't trust you.

Come on, we all knew this day was coming.

So why don't you lay down and die like a good little boy?

What a good little morn.

You imbeciles.

Dondo's crusade will not stop with me.

Her daze will fall upon your wretched hide soon enough.

Your shared crown is nothing but a symbol of your own incompetence.

Then we will trade this crown for one mate from your shattered skull.

Jim did Jarge?

What?

No?

Why are not you told them to kill me?

They're gonna kill you instead.

See how you like it?

Well, how is he gonna like it?

You know you would be dead, So I don't know if you would like it at all.

I guess he wouldn't.

And so we have these guys, and it's funny because the one dude that's in the back is like a hybrid between three C and uh dot Matrix from Spaceballs.

Just that's what it kind of looks like.

The guy that's like, I love that little line that he goes.

I didn't expect you guys to portray me.

It will except for you.

I kind of expected that you were going to betray me.

I'm I mean, I did make you watch Kyle.

I'm sorry, you know, but it had to be done to make you the man that you watch today.

So yeah, I know, kind of a dick.

I expect you to get revenge's just but the rest of you, Oh, I did not expect that at.

All, like you know, and then he goes to like swing on them, but then she goes ahead and pulls the whole thing of no, you're not gonna do it.

Like she finds out at that point that you know, he basically summoned them to kill her, and so he's gonna let her him fall to the rest of them.

So the battle then ensues between pg and the Paladin of Osidian.

I know I called them knights.

It's because in the back of my mind, I was like, wait, are the Paladins or the knights?

Paladin's knights Paladin's knights, And I was like they have to be Paladins, right, And then I was like, oh, maybe they're knights.

Oh, I'll just go with the knights.

So fuck it, I'm not gonna go back and do some weird cut where it's like and the p of Obsidian you know, we're just gonna leave it as knights and be fucking up in there.

And so they start beating the shit out of him.

That's how the fight fucking starts.

And you got the guy with like the blood is sparing to like spring him down with blood, and he's just down there and he's just crawling along the ground.

And of course, the only way that she's gonna allow him to make sure that he is, you know, able to fight back is whether or not he actually apologizes to her for having them come here and try to kill her, to which unfortunately, he finally does.

How long is this gonna go on for?

What do you mean?

I mean, should he apologize or something?

That's right?

Heyd apologize, I'm sorry, not good enough sometimes again, but this time he got a really mean it.

Oha never apologizes.

It's a betrayal of everything I stand for.

I would die, yes, scream from me.

Fine, you don't want to give me a real apology, that's your problem?

Wait?

Wait, yeah, do you that's something you'd like to say?

I am truly sorry, little creature.

Great apology?

Accept it?

Now?

Is that so hard?

Go get him, dude?

Then she does a look like twirl in the air and she holds up the gem and that gives him the power to now fight back, and so the real fight ensus between PG and the Paladins of Obsidian, and the first thing that he does is he grabs the weird chain whip that the main guy has with the crown and pulls him towards him and does a clue like a clothesline with him.

The Japanese girl says he truly is the Archduke of Nightmares, and he truly like starts fighting BAT.

He rips off the Jurassic Park clothes that he's wearing and just starts beating the crap everybody, and even Biocop gets in on the action too, as he starts shooting at PG, and PG uses the weird like trash can guy to block the bullets that are there, and then takes out a stump, beats one guy with the stump, throws it at the biocop, and then punches into what would be the face of the guy, draining all the blood from him through the pork coolist up in front.

As the kids just watch off on the side eating granila snacks.

We have the Witch Lady.

She tries to use her magic and separate pg's head from his body, but he's able to pull his head back down and then separate her head from her body after he takes the staff and uses his own magic against her to basically make the rest of her body disappear except for her head, to which she cries out to the kids to help her, help her, but Mimi's like, fuck you, and then Soccer kicks her head halfway across the forest.

Then he breaks the staff, Biocop tries to shoot him some more, and he does some like weird you know, karate move with the fucking staff after he breaks in half, then stabs Biocop through both eyes, causing him to milk.

And then finally, he takes care of the girl with the dreadlocks by opening up her chest, grabbing a rose from the center, which is her heart, and then crushing the rose after smelling it, even though she's begging him not to do it.

When he crushes the rose, then her head fucking explodes for some reason.

Lastly, well, he's got two people left to kill, the first one being the guy that he thought would betray him, and he shows him like all the evils in the world, opens up a portal into the ground, to which one of those demon hands that went after the dad pops out, grabs his face, then rips his face off, like in face off, and then you see like his eyes and his guts all floating out in front of his face, and he's screaming, that's there, but it's like robotic guts.

He's like a cyborg or some shit like that.

And so the last guy that's left tries to go and get his crown, but Psycho gor Man steps on top of it, crushing it, and then decides to give him a uh well, a warrior's death, as it were.

Maybe in the afterlife, you're can be crowded, the King of fools.

So now you want?

Soon enough the temples will find you and throw you back in your dogue prison forever despite being a chippering idiot, thoughts owner.

So I will give you a warrior's death?

No please?

Mm hmmm.

The whores you've just witnessed cannot be unseen.

Your young minds will carry this until it consumes your miserable death.

Sure, yes, it's time to rest.

Wrong, I'm dying.

What of course they must have saved my plot with the song Cheapess and curse that blades with it.

Clever, move, doc Stream.

We can't move for ourselves.

We need to go for help for an idea.

Thing is, how are we going to do that?

Well?

I don't know, cowboy.

What is the difference between a saddle and.

The can of paign?

What is this?

Oh?

Yeah, I bought a new TV.

In other news, I'm going to take a couple of weeks off work.

Till my hand.

Can you help completely?

So you might want to pick up a few extra shifts at the pharmacy.

Help me for this beauty?

No, Hey, what the freak?

Maybe you should pull up your pants.

Huh, just hike them up, pack up your precious TV.

Get your lazy ass out of lazy?

How dare you?

You know how much I hate that word?

My parents used it, my teachers used it, and now you.

Shame on you, Susan.

I You're better than that.

You know what?

I hate, Greg?

I hate how you will find any excuse you can not to go to work, help with the kids, do anything whatsoever around the house.

Oh, I don't do a damn thing.

Huh, let's have it.

What do you do?

Huh?

Oh, so I guess it did include it in the whole thing.

I thought that it totally did include this clip, but we get to see what a warrior's death looks like, and it's it's cheesy, but it's fucking cool, Like because he looks down on him and the he's like.

I'm going to give you a ward's death, and I'm gonna make sure that you enjoy this, but I'm gonna enjoy it much more than you.

And so that that voice is fucking starting to kill my throat by the way, I've had to reduce so many fucking things with it.

It's ridiculous, but none nonetheless like he you know, beg gets on his hands and knees and and then he opens his mouth but it opens up huge, and yeah, it looks the design of it looks cool, but it doesn't move the best in the world.

It looks kind of cheesy.

It looks more like, you know, just like fabric that's moving left and right, but it's just like the chomping and everything that's done like looks cool.

Right, It looks cheesy, but it looks cool as he swallows him up and then there's this kind of bad shot behind him where he's like throwing up the blood after he's like, he's expelling his blood all over the place after he's finished eating him.

And that's when we find out that he's been damaged enough by the weapons and the weapons have been coated at guess in his blood which caused him to get poisoned.

Doesn't make much sense to me, Like, how is his own blood causing him to poison himself?

Like it's his blood?

I I don't know.

I just kind of go with the flow in this one.

And that's when the kids realize, oh shit, we're not gonna be able to move this god to body by ourselves.

Who are we gonna call ghostbusters?

Fuck no, we've got to I'm sorry, frick no, We've got to call on our lazy ass dad.

And that's when we cut over the whole thing with the whole thing with the dad in the case of it being like, oh, well, you know, I do a lot of stuff around this house.

Don't you dare use the L word around me, lady.

My parents use that word, And I'm not lazy.

I do a lot of shit to where the wife fucking calls him out on his bullshit and he can't think of one goddamn thing because he's just as fucking useless as as goddamn daughter is in this goddamn movie.

No wonder why she's the way that she is, Right Like, he doesn't do anything, doesn't try discipline, earnything's all the dead stuff she does is funny and cool.

Likes the fact that she beats up on her brother.

He's willing to go ahead and sacrifice her brother to the monster instead of saving them both, because hey, then I only have to save one fucking kid, and you know, I can at least be somewhat lazy with the whole thing.

But yeah, that's just the way that I guess it's gonna work in this situation.

And because he can't think of one thing, he goes over into the bathroom and he starts crying like a little bitch while he's taking a shit on the toilet, and there saying, oh, yeah, well, what exactly do you really do around here?

Huh?

What do you do?

You just you make money for the family, and you pay for everything, and you do all this stuff.

And all I did was bought a new TV that we really couldn't afford.

And all you had to do was work a couple of shifts extra at the pharmacy.

I mean, come on, what am I just because my job only pays me two seventy five an hour and I barely go in because it's part part time.

Yeah, that's part time.

We only work part of the part time, right, only four hours a week, and those are long, four fucking hours that I have to do one day a week.

So I try to get them to spread it out over four days, but they just won't do.

They said, doesn't make any sense for me to only come in an hour and leave.

But I told him about how economical it actually is if I was only there for an hour, because I gotta make sure that i'm home on that day to watch my stories.

Okay, all right, you know, Marlena isn't gonna fucking deal with his possession on her own.

She needs Luke to come on there and make sure that she gets exercised, right, Yeah, So how am I gonna find that out?

What if that is on the day that I've got to come in and I can't come in on Saturday or Sunday because you know, Saturday is the Sabbath and you don't work on the Sabbath, and then Sunday, you know, that's the Lord's day.

So I don't work on the Lord's day.

I don't do anything on Lord's Day.

That's right.

I'm both Jewish and Christian at the same goddamn time.

I mean, if she would just like give in and just take that extra job, take those extra twenty hours a week on the top of the eighty that she's already working, we'd be perfectly fine.

All right.

Maybe she doesn't see the kids of me as much, but fuck, at least everything would be paid for it.

I mean, look this nice house that she pays for for us.

She can afford a little more to work just so that I can have the luxuries that I'm expected to have.

All Right.

Parents used to call me lazy because I wouldn't mow the lawn.

I wouldn't do the dishes.

I wouldn't feed the dog or pick up the shit in the backyard.

All would do is sit all day and play my VIDs.

You know, the tari isn't gonna play itself.

This dumb bitch over here thinks that she rules me, but no she doesn't.

In fact, I'm gonna show her.

I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom, white take a shit, and that's exactly what he does, right.

So he's there, he's sitting on the toilet talking to his goddamn self, and that's where he gets a certain visitor who sends him a vision of himself to tell him come and fucking save my ass.

Like me, like me, are you all do?

What the.

Where am I going?

I don't know where that is?

I tell you up.

I love the way that the scene plays out too, that when the face just pops up there, it's like the actual like it's either a mask like puppet type of thing that they got going on, or it's it's got to be something like that that's just superimposed on the streen with the lights coming from behind it, where it pops out in the middle of nowhere and he's just yelling at him and he falls into the bathtub and then he's just like, I don't know where that is.

Then he pops back in and he tells them exactly where it is, you know, well, I don't know how to get there, and then he pops back in.

This is all you're gonna get there?

All like it's it's just fun and silly and stupid.

But we kind of get into this third act at this point that this is where I feel that the movie falls a little bit.

It doesn't deter from everything that I like about the movie.

I just feel that it doesn't conclude exactly the way that I want it to.

Right, Like, you have this awesome battle with the paladins of a Citian that goes on and it's cheesy and it gives power Ranger vibes, and then all of a sudden he's dying and they gotta get him back.

They go and get him on the truck, and then there's a little funny scene too where like, you know, Mimi goes and looks at me, it, can you move over a little bit?

I gotta gotta get my wagon back there.

Meanwhile, he's fucking bleeding to death from the injuries that he got from this whole fucking thing, and so they have to bring him back home.

And as they bring them back home and they pull up, that's where the night Templar is waiting.

But before they get back home, we have the lady's head is rolling around on the highway and she's like, I've survived and I'll get back and that's when they drive by, and the of course they run over her head right.

And so now we're getting into, like I said, that final act of the movie, as they come back home and the Knight's Templar as a human is outside with the mom and you know, they drive up and they wonder what's going on.

And this is where the movie just kind of takes a slower turn, even though it's not necessarily a slower ending.

It's just everything that's kind of been going on has been like Upbeat, has been relatively funny, has had great special effects.

And when you're kind of taking PG out of the movie being PG, and he's kind of being put towards the side, and now we're gonna focus more on the family doing stuff for a little bit.

Pg's still there, but at least in the other scenes with Mimi, PG was still a focus.

We're here, it becomes more of the focus on honestly on Mimi and Luke in their relationship and how it's kind of strange, like, you know, between the two where Luke here in this scene even though it's the Templar coming back, you know, or coming to their house to pick up PG, even in his weekend state, to take him off and kill him and get rid of him.

Right.

We still have Luke here getting a backbone and standing up to Mimi when she tells him basically go out there and try to kick the shit out of you know, the templar, which he admits he can't do's talking.

With you kids.

Kids, get out of the truck and come inside.

Why who's the skirt?

She needs to talk to your friend?

Okay, it isn't safe out here.

Come children, you don't want to be anywhere near that thing.

Pandora.

I see you've come to cleanse the universe of me once again.

Immaculate timing is always dropped the disguise and showed these humans the face they will bow to once you enslave them into endless servitude.

Endless servitude sounds like being married to you.

Susan, Greg shut up and get out of the truck.

Kids, come inside.

Okay, let these two figure their shit out.

Dad.

Just do what she says.

Child, I will not ask you again.

Excuse me.

You don't talk to me like that.

Luke.

You can beat her up there and we'll drive away.

She doesn't that tough.

Not let her weak human skin for you.

She will strike you down immediately, you know.

Thanks PG Luke, Let up, But PG just said, shut up, you.

Weaner, and go fight her like a hero.

Do it now?

No one mean me?

I.

I just can't you look in.

At that leader right now?

Oh, bash your praise.

If you joke.

This has gone too far.

I've had enough.

You can't push me around anymore.

Fine, then you're out of that Greg, for once in your lazy ass life.

You don't actually have to do anything.

Okay, just get out of the truck and come inside.

How's this for lazy Susan?

Get it, lazy Susan.

And he's turning around with the whole thing and leaving the whole situation.

I don't know if that's intentional, but I'm pretty sure that it actually is, because he backs out the truck, turns around, goes down the little circular cul de sac that they have that's there, and then leaves with Psycho, Goremn and Mimi.

Like the one thing that I don't get in this situation when it comes to this part of movie and comes the way the story is his.

The mom's been cool with PG the entire time, except for in the beginning when he was in the backyard, but like she went out and did the whole like dress up thing with him and was like laughing, and even in the kitchen when he's sum in the hands and was basically wrapped around her husband's head, probably because he was torturing her husband and she probably hates her husband with a fucking passion, which she kind of does that all of a sudden, the templar comes in here is like, oh, explains exactly how bad this guy is.

Is that really what happens here in this situation, Like, it doesn't make much sense to me have this complete one eighty when he's already telling you how he's the scourge of the universe and he's gonna fucking kill you and kill your daughter and kill everybody once she loses the power that she has.

So as long as she has the gem, everything's going to be fine, unless it's just final, Like, you know what, I'm sick and tired of this shit, but there's nothing that leads her to that point.

And that's a big for me.

With Luke, it makes sense he's fucking tired of Memi and all the bullshit that she's pulling.

The fact that she's just like go beat him up and PG in the back's like don't let her skin fool you, Like she's extremely powerable and she's gonna beat the living shit out of you and then put her under your rule.

Like I understand that they're trying to do this thing with the Knight's Templar, but there isn't enough of the Templar in this movie to really give you that sense that they're not really the good guys either, other than the story that PG tells.

And while you know some might say that PG is an unreliable narrator, I think he's the most reliable person in this entire movie because he never does not say what's exactly on his mind.

Right, even when he's being forced not to hold not to do something, he still says, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

So he's the only person that tells them exactly like it is.

So his story makes sense, So we know just from the story that's there.

But I wish that we had seen more than just that scene with the Council with the Night Templar as the human Right.

This is a case of the movie that it does have a really good run time, but where maybe I wish we had another fifteen minutes of the movie to get more Templar scenes in Well on Earth in the town trying to find him, or showing the tactics that she's going to use to go and get you know, PG, and maybe how ruthless she is even though these cops are gonna help her, or you know, when she does it with the cops, she actually fries his brain even though she's using it.

And then like we go back to the cops station as she's leaving, and like he's like, you know, they're all like shocked because he's just a pile of goo on the floor.

Like she gets what she wants, no matter what it is, and why would she be explaining more to her or have her actually show up at the house right during this time and go through a conversation between her and the mom to figure out why the mom just had a one eight.

Maybe she threatened the mom, but it doesn't seem like it when we get the next scene with the mom and Luke and the Templar, right, it doesn't make any sense like this one eighty all of a sudden by the mom is just a little bit too much, you know, besides the fact that she's just tired of what's going on with the father and that PG has something to do with it, but PG doesn't, right, I just don't know, Like that's why that plot is also just bad.

And I really don't care about that b plot and it doesn't really get resolved at all in this movie.

Even at the end of the movie, it's just still kind of lingering there.

Right.

So they drive off and the Templar warns both Luke and the Mom that they need to stop PG and make sure he doesn't get the gem so that way he doesn't get his power back and he doesn't destroy the entire galaxy.

We then cut over and we see that PG and you know, and the father and Mimi.

They're in the shoe factory where they first found PG, and PG explains how he's dying and exactly how he needs to be revived, and the father gives some advice to Mimi that is just the worst advice in the world.

I feel my life slipping away.

Stay with me, PG, I'm not gonna let you go.

There's only one remedy for this curse.

You must give me the gem.

What no, No, you kill everybody.

It's the only way the gem is linked to my life force.

Once it's in my possession.

I've will regained my strength.

Excuse me, mister Mormon, kind of my daughter.

Please thank you?

How you doing.

Tell I'm scared?

I don't know what to.

First Off, that's alive.

For a fact, you've never been scared of anything.

In your life.

That's true.

Look, I know I'm not a good dad or a smart dad, but I still have some dad wisdom if I am.

When I was your age, a weird guy in a van outside my school asked if I wanted to see his baseball cards.

I said yes, I think.

He took me in the back of his van and showed me his giant collection of Christine baseball cards.

I had a lot of fun, and I'm thankful for my trust in that creepy weirdo.

So I think you should trust.

Your weird murdering monster friend.

That's the drawn up thing to do, thanks said, makes does it?

Does it?

Though?

Doesn't make a lot of sense for you to just give the guy that's going to destroy the galaxy, that's going to kill everybody on this planet in the rest of the universe, so that you know of like the gem, so that way they do revives and it can be the most evil thing that's ever.

And your example is that when you were a kid, some guy invited you into the back of his van to show you his collection, and that was the best idea and best decision that you ever made, to go into a stranger's van.

And luckily this time you got to see baseball cards.

But I'm pretty sure you saw a big old cock too at the same time, right like he wanted, He's like, let me show you my baseball cards, and I'll show you my collector's baseball bat and then fucking whipped out his fucking dick.

You know, he's saying it's baseball cards, but it's really anal sex and he doesn't know the difference between the two of them.

Like he tried to have baseball cards with his wife, but she just brought out, you know, normal trading cards.

He's like, what the fuck is that I was talking about?

Me sticking it in your ass?

You know, Like it's so ridiculous that it's just go ahead, give the bad stranger what he wants, and that's gonna be the right thing to do.

My child.

It's the toughest thing ever, And like like I said, it's these things that it slows everything down like, this is the funniest thing I think that happens in this section with old thing.

But again they're trying to do like at this point, we're trying to get like the lesson learned type of situation, but it's it's mocking that whole thing, right, We're trying to tell you what the good thing because this is the wrong fucking thing to do is to give either of them to either side with the Templar or side with Psycho gore Man.

As you know, as the audience, of course, we want to decide with Psycho gore Man because we're invested in the character and oh my god, he's dying and it's like again it's like the anti hero, but he's not truly a hero.

He's still a villain, and we're just rooting hardcore for the villain.

But this is like, you know, the villain the hero alien story.

This would be like if this was Superman and Superman needed something to survive and this kid like had him there and it's like, look, you have to get this and give it to me and I'll be able to live.

And then it's like okay, Superman, I'm gonna do it, you know, And then at this point, that's when she figures out that she doesn't have the gem that he needs to survive.

She goes into her backpack and there's nothing there.

Meanwhile, we do go back over to the Mom and Luke and the templar, and the templar is pouring some weird green liquid into water, and then she actually does show herself to them in the whole outfit that she's got, and she has the mom drink whatever it is is inside the little like green vial along with the water that's going to give her also the power of the templar to help her to stop Psycho Gore man So and at this point we then you know, continue on back and you know, she does drink it, and like he's like, Luke's like, what the hell is going on because there's bright lights and shit like that.

But we go back up to the council where the council is looking in they're like, oh, we believe that she's going to actually be able to do this, you know, and you know who didn't believe her.

You guys didn't believe her.

And then they like make a joke about glodles, which are glowing noodles that are supposed to be shared with everybody, but somebody's hogging them all.

And then the guy just like shoves them all into his mouth and eats a majority of the ones that are there.

So then we go back over to the warehouse and we see that you know me.

She decides that she's gonna have a discussion with God to help her decide what she needs to do.

Hi, God, Now I know I don't do all the good two shoe stuff you say everybody should do, but I can't help it, and I'll do whatever the heck I want.

Okay, anyways, I need your advice.

A huge battle between evil and worse evil is about to go down, and I have a very.

Big decision to make.

What shit should I wear?

That's true question.

I know I'm gonna wear the ebra ones.

In conclusion, why am I even talking to you?

There's a new god in town and his name Psycho Gormet.

And he's coming for you.

But and then she digs the cross off the wall and she breaks it over her knee.

Like again, I you'll understand why the scene's in here.

I don't know if it's necessarily needed, Like we could have used this on something else.

In my opinion, But it's more or less like to show the character and how much she just thinks for herself and she doesn't give a shit about whatever it is.

Maybe this is the reason why she doesn't trust the cops, right, she said way back at the beginning of the movie that she doesn't trust the cops, so they shouldn't be calling the cops with the situation that's going on.

It's because she does shit like this all the godd time.

Time she breaks into places, she breaks the crosses over their knees, says, frig you to the goddamn you know preacher that's there or the priest that's there, and then runs off of the sunglasses and tells them all about the new God that's in town because she's blasphemous as shit, and the cops are just gonna, you know, send her to juvie for her breaking into different churches across town.

I don't really fucking know the reason why she hates cops, but she hates the fucking cops.

So she puts on her leopard skin sunglasses, goes out to PG, goes and looks for the jewel, and of course the jewel isn't there.

And so who decides to show as she's looking forward giving it to PG Why it's the Templar, it's the Mom and it is Loup.

The Templar breaks into the place, asks for them to give Psycho gore Man, and of course they don't want to give and Mimi like is defiant against the Templar.

And that's when the Mom shows up dressed in Templar armor as well, given the powers of the Templar, but she's not able to quite control it yet and talks shit to good old Dad.

That's bad there.

And we have Luke who enters as well, but he enters in through the door versus through the busted out garage door that the Templar made over there, and of course he is holding the gem, and the Templar wants the gem, but Luke's not gonna give it to because she made her promise that she was gonna spare the family as long as she got Psycho gore Man, So get him first, then I will give you the jewel.

Mimi, of course is defiant, so is you know the father that's back there.

You know he's like, uh, you call me lazy, huh uh, Well I'm not gonna do anything about it.

Mimi tries to like rush in, but her mom stops her instead, and that's when the father talks shit to the wife and the wife goes after him instead.

Right then there's so the fight starts, where the fight goes on between the mom and the husband and then Mimi and Luke as Mimi is trying to get back the gem from Luke, but Luke is holding his ground and that causes the Templar to go over to Psycho gore Man, who is now getting off the couch trying to get the last of his strength to fight against the Templar, but he can't.

And why can't he Well because he's dying, right, And so he decides to come up with a great idea to have one last contest against her.

Acually bring back the thousands of warriors massacre with my bad.

That any you like you don't like me, and I believe the accident a great future built law and order.

Go Pandora.

I believe in you.

I've always believed in you.

Just start stay away from the TV, could you, Susan, I would still forgive you for this if you.

Stop right now.

I'll go to therapy now.

If you want, if you still want to do that, if that's what you still.

Want, go.

Don't.

I've been doing a lot of thinking, Ray, I think you're the cause of all that wakes in my life, and I think it's payback time talking.

Don't make me use this, bro.

It's just like Dad's said, people are the real masters.

Thank You're one of them.

Is it not part of the Templar code to the lower defeated fold, one last chance for battle is requested.

The Templar code says lots of things.

You are weak and we have the gem.

There is no way you can defeat me in battle.

I do not request hand to hand combat.

If you are truly the warriors you claim to be, you will honor this request.

Name your contest.

I will defeat you no matter the circumstance.

You will decide the contest.

Oh, what could it possibly be?

What could the contest possibly be?

So the mom is busy beating up her husband shooting lasers at him, and he's too much of a fucking lazy pussy back there to even fight back in this situation, he's like, Oh, go to therapy, hope, Okay, don't worry about it, Like he's standing up your acting like he's a big man, but in reality he's just a fucking little weakling, lazy asshole that can't stand up for himself, just like Luke.

Right, And then you have Mimi beating the crap out of Luke, knocking him onto a dirty ass fucking mattress that's back there.

Meanwhile, mind you, there's still all the entrails and dead bodies and everything in this that cycle gore Man did in the beginning of the goddamn movie.

They're still all over the place.

Nobody's cleaned that shit up.

And so you have her take out her little ball of death.

She had it in the beginning of the movie.

I didn't really mention it, Like she made this ball that has all these needles and other shit on it that she gave him as a weapon to like use in case something was going to attack them when they went to investigate the house.

And so she's got it here.

When she gave it to him, he like cut himself on it, and she's like, you don't know how to use it.

And so now she's got it, and she's holding it perfectly and about ready to smash it into her brother's face.

Until he calls her the monster, and that's when she has like the change of heart and realizing that, oh no, maybe I've done wrong, like and she starts to have a little bit of the change of heart.

That's until Cycle gore Man and the Templars start talking and cycle gore Man invokes his right of combat, which they're not gonna have combat, but instead they're going to play crazy That's right.

We get to watch them play crazy Ball for the like second to last fight that happens in this movie.

So they all get set and she has to explain the rules once again to everybody, to which the Templar Night she just doesn't get at all.

And we have Teams Suck, which is the mom Luke and the Templar, and then Team Win I guess or whatever she fuck she called it, which is her her dad and Psycho gore Man, who is managing to play this game but he's beat as shit and not moving very well.

And the fight begins and they start going back and forth and you know, trading blows with the balls, and we watch them throwing everything in slow motion and it comes down to, you know the fact that they've got sixty six points on teams suck, right, and you know, I just I don't get why I understand and why they did it.

Okay, Like, but is it interesting enough to have this in the movie and for it to big, like be a big thing at the end of the movie, for them to actually play crazy ball, because it's honestly not that exciting.

I would have rather had a big showdown between the Templar and Psycho gore Man, but instead we got them with the Knights of City and which was a fun fight and it was entertaining for what it was.

But I don't give a shit about the family.

I don't give a shit about Mimi or Luke or the dad, especially the dad or the mom or the dad and the mom's problems, Like this is like a family thing that's like supposed to be somewhat of a bonding thing.

I guess at the same time that they're fighting against each other and they realize that they actually love each other with everything that goes on, and so it comes down to the pack that you know, Luke's team has sixty six points and what do you think is gonna happen here in the final throw of the game as they talk to each other and of course they get the old switcher room.

Sixty six points, one more point and Team Suck wins.

Dream On backstabber.

This is for the time made me eat my own sandcastle.

I was helping you.

Now that beautiful sand castle will be with them forever.

I was so sick I hadn't miss a week of school.

Door Walcome.

If they're gonna switcher rot, don't win.

This game is complete nonsense.

In my mouth.

No Juck win.

Yes, I'm winking we will.

Now, how does fail your taste?

Pandora?

Give me the gem.

I will shoot this no longer.

Do way.

Jupie mustn't know.

Look, give me the gem, please, sir?

Do you do?

I don't know.

You always so mean to me, and.

I just wish that you would say you were sorry for once.

And I'm always there for.

You when you need me.

But I thought we were a team and you're always beating me up and calling me names.

I'm the hecking best.

Yeah yeah yeah, Fregost, Yeah yeah yeah, I'm the hecking best.

Yeah yeah.

What is the sure.

Love?

Yes yeah yeah, free.

Not my don't tell.

Me Fred, this is dumb.

This is really this is really dumb.

I do not like this at all, Like I get what they're doing, but it's just it's stupid.

It's it's very stupid in this situation, Like, you know, I get the whole thing with her.

She's putting herself finally, like or putting something else before her.

Right, she's going to protect Psycho Gorman from getting killed as the Templari is going back on her word here right, like she lost the battle.

I don't know fair and Square.

I do like the fact that the council is watching and they are all like shocked when she actually gets the stupid switcher root thing.

And I really wish I wish they had done it in a way so that he Luke would have actually won.

I think it would have been more like a lot more interesting if Luke had actually been the one to punch her for once.

And that was like the changing moment between them, realizing that he can stand up to her, but he still can't.

He still loses to fucking Mimi even in this situation, and that like that may have caused her to like go back and be like, look, I I yes I lost, you won fair and square, but you know what this means to me, You know what PG means to us, and then he still went back on the Templar and gave her the fucking jewel.

Like I feel like, maybe that's cliche, but I just wanted a W for poor Luke over here in this whole thing.

And like, again, I don't really like any of the family members, but if there was anybody that I had anything for, it would be Luke, and to give him a W I probably would have liked it better and liked him more than what it was and the way they win, but instead they have to give this bitch the win, and then the Templar you know, turns on them because she's gonna kill him anyway.

Like, yeah, I get that that would have happened regardless of this situation, but I think if they set it up so that Luke won and that they were all like, yeah, all right, and he's just gonna kill and then she goes to protect him, No, you can't do it, you know, even though I lost, I'm still gonna sacrifice myself.

And then they got into this situation the same as it were.

I feel like it's more effective in terms of the change that she has in her realizing that, yeah, maybe she is a bitch because she was realizing that when she was attacking her brother and he called her a monster, right, she was having that change of heart there, and then it went into the game, and then that just goes away in general.

And then how does she convince him by saying, fuck off, fuck you.

Oh, you can't tell me what to fucking do.

I'm the goddamn boss of myself.

Nobody can tell me what to do, so fuck you and fuck up.

Like that's basically what the song is fucking saying, right, But it's because that's their song and they made the song together and their brother and sister.

Me me me, me, me me.

It's just fucking stupid, Like, I hate it.

I hate this part so goddamn much because it puts so much more power into Mimi and she's such a fucking twat that I just don't want her to get anything good.

Why can't she have heartbreak?

And it's fine that she goes and protects PG.

I think that's good character development, But then all of a sudden, she's just the same person she was, which I guess is par on for the character in this film.

And one of the main reasons I hate the ever loving shit out of this character, so she sings the goddamn song, which convinces him enough to give her the goddamn jewel, so that she gives it to PG, who now is getting back his full like fucking strength.

That's there, right, And so the final fight between the Templar and PG, and the Templar takes away the powers from the mom.

And also what's really funny too, is the dad goes in high fives PG, and that's what you hear is him breaking his fucking wrist open because he high fived him.

And Pg's too strong for the dad, even though it's the dad that put all the force into giving him the high five.

And then like so, the mom loses all her powers and falls back, and then he rushes and catches her before she hits the ground, and she's all happy because he did it.

And then he's like, I'm really hurt and you're gonna have to take me to the hospital.

And that's when the Templar turns on them and tries to kill them with her sword.

But a guess who pops up.

It's PG, now back at full power with the jewel inside of his chest, which the Templar should have just went after PG because she would have seen that unless that was something like she was being distracted by the mom, which maybe I can kind of give her.

So now you have the big fight between PG and the Templar, which is the final fight.

And basically what PG does is that the Templar is swinging her sword at him.

He runs by her and takes pieces of her right, takes different organs and parts of her body and grafts his own meat sword to fight against her.

And that's pretty fucking cool.

I gotta be honest, like that part.

I am not like mad about it all.

And it's pretty gory, and like he rips off like part of her face and like her arms and stomach and legs, and like rips out a liver and and all this shit, and then has his big ass sword that he's gonna fight her with.

And even though she's badly damaged, she still is gonna put on a hell of a fight, as they do.

And so they start like doing the sword fight, swinging around the swords and stuff, and at one point she swipes down and misses but hits his magazine and then he goes, no, my hunky boys, she's just fucking hilarious, like, I think that's that's one of the funniest things that they do.

But while they're having this fight, it then focuses in on Mimi and Luke, and Mimi's looking at Luke and she's like, I'm never gonna say it, But then she starts knocking against the shelving that's there and tells him I'm sorry in Morris code, to which he smiles because she won't say it out loud, but she does say it to him, and then they hug and embrace because their you know, sibling hood is stronger than anything else, to which the mom and dad are smiling about.

Meanwhile, in the background, we have PG and the templar a still fighting.

It's not like it takes away because you still get a lot more of them fighting with swords and PG still beating the crap out of her.

But it's when he does notice that his Hunky Boys magazine has been like hurt that he puts on the big move, which ultimately knocks her back and destroys her sword and she lands on the ground.

So he is now beating the Templar, and of course, after he's being the templar, what exactly is he going to do to her?

Why he's gonna give her a warrior's death?

And after he does that, they all the family goes outside and he explains to them how he knows what love is.

Do you know what you've done?

The universe as you know it is finished.

Thank you.

I'm proud of you, guys.

Fish, so that I can be at peace.

There will never be peace for you.

I've been to the afterworld and it's a place where fools like you suffer your worst And my name is psych O't go, man.

That's a beautiful name.

You fought with honor.

It's only fitting give you a warrior's death.

No, let's go.

What is he doing?

You don't want?

You know?

I remember when this used to be a shoe factory.

M h mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm.

Damn delicious.

H Well what now?

Now?

I will do what I was meant to do, destroy everything.

The age of chaos.

Begins anew yes, and and I will spare your lives.

Mm.

Take it.

Really, I don't need it anymore.

It's a one.

For the first time in centuries, I feel a whole Thanks to your family, I now know the true power comes from within the power of love.

What Goodbye Mimi, goodbye Greg and Susan and boy, it's time for me to take this new found power and use it to destroy the galaxy.

I.

The ending lines from him are like some of the best in this whole goddamn movie.

The fact that what is allowing him now to have the power to destroy the universe is the power of love, and he's gonna take that power to destroy everything.

It's fantastic and it's cliche, right because these types of movies, what they're emulating in this is exactly what you know, what you would get.

Oh, the power of love is what really saved me, and you know, set me on the true and that makes me a true hero.

And he figured out and he's gonna spare their lives because he does care for them now, even though he's the most evil man of the universe.

And before PG goes away, he like Mimi, blows him a kiss, to which he catches and puts near his heart, and then he blows her back a kiss as well, which is pretty fucking funny for way it is.

Then he opens the portal to the town and just starts fucking destroying everything.

Just flame shooting everywhere, people running and we're trying to get for cover, and then the portal closes and we see Mimi smiling.

Now that you know she set the ultimate evil to destroy the world and the rest of the galaxy just like she planned, and the fact that she found a friend in Psycho gore Man by the fact that he actually accepted the name, you know, with everything.

Then the husband starts feeling woozy.

So the mom's like, all right, we're gonna take you to the hospital, and they take him along and they drive off into the sunset as Psycho Gorman has destroyed everything and also gave the Templar the warrior's death that she so deserved.

I also do like the scene where like they're trying to look and see, like what the hell is he doing?

Like you don't you don't want to see this, you don't want to see this.

So Psycho Gorman has now begun to run him up, as now a purple giant is attacking all the cities.

We get a little broadcast and we get to see both the fates of the Council and we see the fates of the of Alistair as the movie ends, and so with the Council.

They basically are sitting around the table.

So the way the clip is gonna work for this, just so that you have an idea, is that you're gonna get the breaking news in alistair, but you don't get the visuals because you know, this is not a visual medium, this is a podcast.

And then you're to get the council after the little happy song about Psycho gor Mann being a hero now which he's not really a hero.

He's still a bad guy.

Again.

It's just like Mimi said to the Jesus that was there to God that it's you know, the battle between evil and a greater evil is basically what we've got now, the greater evil one and is gonna destroy the world and frig off God because you can't tell her what to do anyway.

So the scene with the council is them sitting all around the table and like you think that he's gonna figure out where where they are, where we are, and come after us, and they're all kind of like, yeah, I think so, to which the guy that you know has been talking most of the time with the council, he pulls out a gun and he's like, well, I've got a plan for this who's gonna go first?

And the undead like looking guy in the glass suit raises his hand and then that's when the movie really ends.

But the big like surprising thing that happens here is what happens to Alistair.

See Alistair went home to go live a normal life, asked is he ever gonna be changed back?

And unfortunately he never is.

And even the director he put it into the movie, they asked him, you know, when he was asked, why did he leave him the same?

He's like, he's a minor character and it has adds nothing to the movie.

So I said fuck it and just left him as the giant brain.

So we hear the news story and then we see Alistair with his family that's there and they're eating dinner as the movie ends, and that is how Psycho gore Man itself ends.

Has erupted in downtown.

Spangler sprays as police are powerless to stop the rampage of what can only be described as a giant, naked purple man.

Alser.

Come on, it's time for dinner.

Plane for an immediate read every.

To as.

What every reason to buy?

He like, we're just.

As forgetting that though we will not shop tay rating their b.

He doesn't know.

How to find us, does he?

Right?

Well, luckily Cortex has a plan B.

There's always a way out.

So who wants to kill themselves?

First?

A nameless evilmost buried forever.

Now he's awake and he's ready for terror.

But hold up a weight.

There's a catch.

This kid, Mimi has a plan to catch the Mansion Jim.

He has the power the monster suppriend.

It's the finest album.

Don't go On and Bitch just comes all kinds of truffle, blow up the world and dance on the rubble.

First, he needs the name.

Stuck to cool.

It can't be lame.

That's when it shuckers Apoul and so mean.

The Master will be named Pete Grew And so that was Psycho gore Man and Psycho gore Man is an extremely fun fucking movie all throughout.

Even with the problems that I have at the end, I absolutely love this movie.

The last twenty minutes ish is just not as sharp as the rest of the movie.

And that's the biggest problem that I have with it, and that some people might have as well, is just it seems like the last twenty minutes slows down quite a bit after all, the like spectacle and the kind of fish out of water stuff that cycle gor Man does, and some people might even say it happens around the time of the fight with the paladins of a you know, obsidian.

But in general, the movie is just a ton of fun.

Like I don't know, for me personally, it's just a lot of fun because it's ridiculous, like gory scenes that we have there that are very tongue in cheek, right, It's a lot of fish out of water stuff.

Cycle Gorman is just a great character.

I would love to see a sequel to this movie if they ever decided to do a sequel, I just don't know what they would do, but I would hope that it would be like Psycho gore Man in Space and we would leave the family out of it.

The problem, the biggest problem that I have with it really is the family overall.

I just don't like Mimi and I just don't connect to anybody, maybe except for Luke.

Luke is the only one, but he's so kind of useless throughout most of it that I really don't care.

At the same time, like I don't care about the relationship between Mimi and Luke, because I feel even after everything's done, Mimi is still gonna go back to being the same way that she always was, because she really is a monster.

Luke is one hundred percent right.

She's a big fucking monster out of everybody that is in this movie, a bigger monster than Psycho Gorman is, because at least Psycho Gorman learned how to love and forgot how to hate.

No, he remembered how to hate, right, So I guess he isn't on a crazy train after all.

But he did learn how to love, and he did learn that these people, you know, he spared their lives, and you know, there's not gonna be anybody else, any other humans on the planet for them to you know, perpetuate the species with.

But hey, they're still gonna be alive until the day they die, and it's just gonna be the four of them, and it's always going to be Luke and fucking Mimi until the day they die.

Right, That's just the way that it's going to be, unless you know, there's people still left on the planet after everything's been relatively destroyed, Like he should just like leave the planet and say, I'm gonna spare everybody here until I come back.

But I'll never kill you guys, something like that.

I don't know, but I just again, the biggest, the biggest flaw I think is not letting Luke win that one switcheroo.

I wish that he had won it.

And then even the way that it ended up, I think it would have been fine.

Right, You still could have had the final fight.

You still could have done everything, but Mimi needed to be brought down a peg and need to realize how much she really needed her brother and how much she really loved him, and just like how she was just being a bitch and how she was acting and needed and instead she still was like I'm the best, And even when she has to sing that fucking song, it's still about how fuck you guys, even though I'm sorry for what I did and I'm still gonna say I'm sorry to you like PG did.

But pg's was a lot more heartfelt than hers was.

Like again, it's because I don't give a shit, but I gave a shit about PG when it came to it.

But overall, like it's great special effects, it's great sets that they have in this movie.

It's almost entirely all practical with very minimal CGI that's used, and even then some of the stuff that is CGI is claymation stop motion.

The way that it's done, like, it's just it's an absolutely beautiful film.

It's absolutely great on the gore, it's absolutely great on a lot of a humor in this movie.

It works and it works when Psychle gore Man is the center of attention.

It's when you take it off of him that it does falter some.

But I still really enjoy this movie, even with the negatives that come at the end of it.

So when it comes to the gore in the film, I'm saying that it's like a four out of five, it's not quite a five out of five because it doesn't reach the levels that would be like supremely gory.

But it is very gory, but it's very cartoonish and slapstick in the way that it does the gore right, couple of little amah shots for everything that's there, But overall it's still very gory.

And if you don't really want younger kids to see that, like I would definitely stay away from it.

Like somebody in their teens probably fine.

Fourteen fifteen maybe if you're okay with it, I would say it because in general, it is a kid's film for adults.

Is really what this movie is.

It is a kid's story, that type of movie, you know, along with the Super Sentai stuff with the people in the rubber suits and all that stuff, like it really would empower a kid, even with a character like Mimi in this because you know, they don't swear, like I said, only the mom does at one point in the movie, and it's when she dodges the templar I think at some point towards the end.

I don't have the clip of it, but it just like the character designs and everything like, even though they're more adult like, it definitely feels like that Saturday morning kids show that's there, and it's really fun in the way that it is.

The crap factor though, I am gonna give it a three, and a lot of it has to deal with the you know, the last act not being as strong as the rest of the movie, and Mimi being a terrible fucking character, and even the dad being a terrible fucking character, Like I can stand one but not two, right, and the dad, like that whole storyline is just I would get rid of it, like make them the minorist of minor characters, have them barely show up, and then there's nothing to Like I said, for the whole switch of the mom for her to go one eighty and go against them and side with the Templar, there's nothing that she's seen or you've seen her see other than a conversation that they had between the fucking you know she had between the Templar and herself that you don't get any context out of where the Templar convinced her that Psycho gore Man truly is the biggest evil in the universe and has to be stopped, right.

I wish we would have had that in the manipulation of the Templar manipulating the mom to having her go against Psycho gore Man, because when she was with him before in the movie, everything seemed fine right as long as Mimi had control of PG.

So, but the fun factor in this movie is a straight up five out of five for me.

It is just fun across the board.

It's got, you know, for the for PG, I mean would make it like a four a loan.

But again, the visuals, the music, the dialogue works well, the humor for me, works extremely well.

The costumes are fucking fantastic, Like everything is so good in those that even that that third act that doesn't live up to the first two just isn't, you know, enough for me to bring it down one more point.

If it was way better than what it was, it would have gotten a five out of five.

It would have been like a guaranteed must see.

Even then, I think if you like what you heard and you haven't seen this movie, I think you should see this movie.

That's again what a four out of five means to me, you know, And this is of course my opinion.

So there's and like I said, I can understand if people don't like the movie, and a lot of people, I think, because of Mimi, are not going to give the movie a full chance.

But cycle gore Man himself, the both the actor on the screen and the voice actor of him, do such a great job that it's I feel like it's almost a disservice if you don't at least give the movie a full watch through.

Whether or not you like it, that's up to you.

But I definitely recommend this movie.

So it's definitely a solid This is a solid four out of five friggin' crazy balls and it's just fun.

You're gonna have a good time with you if you go ahead and watch it.

So that's the overall score.

And thank you guys so much for checking out this episode, and I hope you guys also got a chance to check out the not so many episode I had with Dave on the last one.

If you haven't, go back check it out.

We talk about some full moon pictures and boy, one of them for me was definitely a doozy.

And I'll give it a spoiler right now.

I talked about ooga booga.

Oh man, I almost did that for the full Moon marathon.

Part of me wishes that I did, and I'm also part of me wishing to go glad that I didn't, because that is rough, rough movie in the way that it portrays certain things for what it is.

So but yeah, go back and check that out.

And if you want to follow the podcast, of course, as always, the podcast is available on all sorts of platforms that are out there.

What are you doing with your life?

If you're not following the podcast out there, you can fall in places like Instagram.

That is Terrible Terror Podcast on Instagram.

We are on Twitter, which is Tea Underscore Tinnerscore, a podcast which I don't really use any more, but the podcast is there, so I just use it to promote I don't want to spend time there.

No, that's fine.

I'll stay the fuck away from that fucking giant mess we got out there on Blue Sky as well.

That is Terrible Terrors on Blue Sky, Facebook dot com, Slash Terrible Terror podcast, and again Instagram if you message me, it's the best way to reach me out of any of the platforms that are out there.

And then, as always, I am streaming live Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays on both YouTube and twitch.

So YouTube dot com, slash Terrible Terror podcast at Terrible Terror Podcasts, Twitch dot tv slash Terrible Terrors.

Thank you guys so much for listening.

Take care of yourselves at each other and we'll see you soon.