[SPEAKER_00]: Ever been left speechless by the ridiculousness of modern dating, or maybe a more old school?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like seriously.

[SPEAKER_00]: What were we thinking with those pick-up lines in the nineties?

[SPEAKER_00]: This is I'll explain all this later.

[SPEAKER_00]: The podcast, where we dissect the crazy world of relationships, from dating app disasters to in-line interventions.

[SPEAKER_00]: We'll cover it all.

[SPEAKER_00]: Now some of our takes might be a little hot, but hey, that's what you get when you press play and tune in.

[SPEAKER_00]: We'll explain the logic behind it all.

[SPEAKER_00]: Eventually, anyway, let's dive in.

[SPEAKER_02]: Y'all know what it is!

[SPEAKER_02]: And if you don't know, you know.

[SPEAKER_02]: First of all, I just want to say before we kick this episode off.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, Pete to the man in the middle of the legend, Hulk, Hulk wasn't the racist.

[SPEAKER_02]: Terry was.

[SPEAKER_02]: Terry was the racist.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just thought I'd put that out there and follow my people.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, Pete to the middle of the legend fucked a man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Y'all already know what it is y'all know who voice that is, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: My man's, I'm gonna let him introduce himself, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: But he'd been here before, he know what it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: What's good?

[SPEAKER_01]: If y'all know big smash y'all know me, but if if if if if this is your podcast, this is your introduction y'all nicks don't know me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm uncle Dolphin hopes of too much game podcasts.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pleasure to meet you smash.

[SPEAKER_01]: See you better.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's still calling yourself big smash anymore money.

[SPEAKER_02]: See you Ben on see you Ben here.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're season already.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you been here.

[SPEAKER_01]: This nigga didn't vote, just negative me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Featured me without my consent.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got to file a cease and desist order against this nigga.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, nigga, you was here.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was talking about loyalty.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was here.

[SPEAKER_02]: You was here.

[SPEAKER_01]: See, did this one of them rigged you know how nigga'd be cheating on so many women?

[SPEAKER_01]: He'd just be like, I know, it was you.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, it wasn't me, my nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't me.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was definitely you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I look man tonight's episode, we gonna talk about it man, listen.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got the perfect person in here man, cause he'd be trying to give y'all a game and y'all gonna be trying to listen to it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So maybe y'all listen to night man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, we've talking about being yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: And why are the whole people gonna do that shit?

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I'm gonna be completely honest when I say this.

[SPEAKER_02]: There is times where not being yourself is cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: certain times, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Are you trying to impress a woman?

[SPEAKER_02]: Let you know that you have no intentions on seeing again?

[SPEAKER_02]: Be somebody else.

[SPEAKER_02]: When you, I try to get away from anybody, the police, be somebody else.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's certain it's this way.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can be somebody else and just for that moment be somebody else.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll find the most part tonight.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want to talk to y'all about being y'all self-dolly.

[SPEAKER_02]: I remember a long time ago you had a conversation about this.

[SPEAKER_02]: How the world is made being lame.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uncool.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you remember you saying that?

[SPEAKER_01]: The world may be in lame, cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: Lang is the new cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're not so much a glorified drug dealing in all that other shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: No nine days.

[SPEAKER_02]: They make like me and the father to your kids going to school and working a nine to five.

[SPEAKER_02]: They used to make that shit look like the worst shit ever like having one woman.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I used to, I used to listen.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the type right now in this world where if you can't be yourself, I won't nothing to do with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that goes from relationships.

[SPEAKER_02]: I had somebody fake a whole relationship with me, bro.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, for like three years, I did not know the real them.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's funny when I say that because [SPEAKER_02]: Once we broke up, and she got in a new relationship, then I started figuring out damn, this is the real hug.

[SPEAKER_02]: You weren't doing this shit for me?

[SPEAKER_02]: You weren't doing that with me?

[SPEAKER_02]: We weren't doing this?

[SPEAKER_02]: We weren't doing that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I like doing that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't like doing that with me, holler.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, come to find out.

[SPEAKER_02]: People was just dealing with me, she was dealing with me because of the benefits, because what she felt like she could give for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: So she played a role, she played, you know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not out here, but I'm really out here.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just not out here with you, type of type of game with me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it fucked me up.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, [SPEAKER_02]: I started playing that game too.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then a lot of times in relationships, we are ourselves.

[SPEAKER_02]: We ain't genuine, we ain't respect for we ain't loving.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, we have to put on this front, this fake, this facade, like, we this and we that, and we really not.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't do, you probably see this a lot, bro.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, what's the mixed experiences, man?

[SPEAKER_02]: You see a month-fuck as this, not being themselves, and you know you die.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we know that that's not you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why do you think that's such a big thing now?

[SPEAKER_01]: Shit, I dealt with the same exact situation that we're in a good light.

[SPEAKER_01]: You'd be surprised what you learned about them on Fuck at the breakup with them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Especially because when they come to relationships, different people bring different things out of different people.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't think no two niggas got the same one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Even, it was the same body, it was the same human, the same first middle-glass name and all that, but make a difference for every nigga that she deal with.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, I can't even honestly say, like, oh, you know, I never knew the real hurt.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just didn't know the hurt that she is to that motherfucker.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know the single hurt.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know the divorced hurt.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know the baby mama version of her, because you know.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I, you know what, I don't think everybody gets the real version of who a person is to begin with, you know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, my people be like, I'm asking why didn't your last relationship work?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, cause they don't, it's like a lot of times people don't tell the whole story.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like for me, I ain't gonna tell you everything that somebody else did or everything that I did.

[SPEAKER_02]: I might leave some shit out because you don't want to scare them on a fuck, it's all about telling them.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's why you last relationship, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let me tell you, I cheated on her man with so many bitches, so many bitches.

[SPEAKER_02]: You ain't gonna tell, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just make a smash.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a toxic scorpion.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's the reason Scorpios have a bad name.

[SPEAKER_01]: The reason they want to fuck this thing Scorpios fucked up is because of this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, my philosophy was you're going to find out about this shit down the line for yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna tell you the bad things about me.

[SPEAKER_02]: You just gotta figure that shit out on your own.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you piss me off enough to get to that point.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I've always been enough to be myself, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like a lot of time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like I said, I have, I ain't gonna lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: When I was coming up, when I was a shorty, hell yeah, I used the fake name.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah, I use, you know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: My homie crib and played off like it was my crib.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've done shit like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying at the time?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I ain't never got on the internet and flex with nobody else money though.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I draw the line and like, maybe it's been doing that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I was dumbfounded when I was seeing a shit like flexing with this money and it ain't yours.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, we're not listening.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want people to beat themselves.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if you can't be yourself, we're gonna help you out and try to get you how to be yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: Being yourself means you don't have to tell a bunch of lies to keep up with the lie that you started off in the beginning.

[SPEAKER_02]: For example, you meet a girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's best to just tell her everything about you all back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't sit here and be like, girl, yeah, I got a manche.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got a test like I got this, I got that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you don't have that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now you just think it's just saying, huh?

[SPEAKER_01]: Just opposite of what you're just saying.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you say you don't tell them everything about you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do the opposite.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a lot to say.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, there's just certain shit just being on the knee to know bases with me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I think the first thing about, like, that was times I'll be on dates.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I tell them on a fuck.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, I got this amount of kids, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: And I've had women walk out on me in the middle of the date, like, like, no bullshit.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then after that, it got to the point of, [SPEAKER_02]: We ain't even gonna talk about kids.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna at least get into the, come back to my house face before we get to talking about kids.

[SPEAKER_02]: So anytime kids is brought up, you know, I play that shit off because again, I ain't trying to run you off.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it ain't like I live because at the same time, it never came up.

[SPEAKER_02]: So mission complete.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you drop me after this, that's cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: No problem.

[SPEAKER_02]: I still got something out of the package for you all the way.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I had a lot of situations like that that I just didn't say shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: It didn't make me a liar.

[SPEAKER_01]: It just makes me a liar.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can't lie about something you ain't know about.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nigger, you knew you had kids, Nigger?

[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't know you had autumn kids, Nick.

[SPEAKER_01]: I knew what they didn't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly, so you lied.

[SPEAKER_01]: You lied by omission.

[SPEAKER_01]: Omission of the truth is a lie, Nick.

[SPEAKER_02]: He never came up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Technically, I didn't lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: But no, I so looked right.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want to jump into something that I'm just not keeping it real.

[SPEAKER_02]: What is just not keeping it a book?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, in your mind, what are the pros and cons, bro that?

[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of times it makes, you know, here living, that's on social media, that's in real life.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just getting out here, just not being yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: I dare any real legit pros to that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: All the pros of being fake are temporary.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like somebody might fuck with you on the basis of falling in love with the character that you created, but it's never sustainable.

[SPEAKER_01]: So whatever pros it is is temporary just like how you see it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can lie your way into some coaching, but once you figure out who you is, you're gonna lay your mother fucking ass along.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can lie your way into a supposed friendship and see what they find out who you are.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're going to leave your ass alone.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like no matter what it is, that you got out of being a fake motherfucker eventually the truth going to come to the light and all the spoilers of your victory will be taken away when the truth is exposed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, nigga might come with some coaching, might come with some cloud.

[SPEAKER_01]: You might come with a level of fame or viability or whatever the fuck you ask might want.

[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever that city is, I hope you cool with only having it for about ten or fifteen minutes cause.

[SPEAKER_01]: Make it once the truth come, nigga, your whole empire that you build gonna come crumbling down.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm cutting them off like I'll grow.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like the will.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you ain't being yourself, [SPEAKER_02]: If you, if I find out legitimately that you, and this is relationships, this is family, this is friends, this is weather.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you come through the door being not anything but yourself, I can't fuck with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because now that whole birds of a feather flock together, shit plays in my mind, like, my fuck's actually gonna think we the same type, because we fuck with each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: At this point, [SPEAKER_02]: I need you to be yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't build nothing with me on the false premise.

[SPEAKER_01]: So what do you find out she got nine kids after you smat?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna be honest.

[SPEAKER_02]: The amount of kids really don't bother me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well I'm saying it's the amount of baby daddy's.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, nigga, what if you find out she got seven baby days?

[SPEAKER_02]: Nine kids, seven baby daddy's.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I could be in a relationship with him.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got five.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what does he got five?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't really got a problem with kids.

[SPEAKER_02]: Baby daddy's is another story because that's five different personalities you got to deal with.

[SPEAKER_02]: See I had a philosophy, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: My philosophy was this.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you had multiple baby daddy, I could fuck with you more than if you just had one.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the reason why if you just had one, I feel like a loyalty fact in a like.

[SPEAKER_02]: He always going to be able to have mine control over the situation because y'all got all these kids and it's just him.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: I always feel like, you know, because I had that same complex too.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got three kids with one with one woman and she don't got no other kids after that or before that.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it was like, [SPEAKER_02]: I felt like I had this control over the situation, like anytime I want to come home, I can come home.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anytime I do this, I can do this.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got the keys to this place.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got this to the, so I always felt like that until my mentality changed, like at the end of the day, you've got to allow these people to live their life.

[SPEAKER_02]: So having multiple niggas that have in pregnant two doesn't really bother me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe it's just, [SPEAKER_02]: If you're more so gut than one person, then I, I gotta, on my breaks and think about it, cause the loyalty fact is down.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I love about being yourself, you lose your, don't lose yourself trying to be somebody else.

[SPEAKER_01]: But that's the value of communicating, because when he personally liked, the member of kids definitely mattered to me, because that's a lifestyle situation.

[SPEAKER_01]: You've got one of the best with nine kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: Either she don't got a bunch of time, or she a day beat mine.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like you're not finna tell me, you got nine kids, and you just free all the time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hell no, you bet not be free.

[SPEAKER_01]: Raised don't got damn base.

[SPEAKER_02]: She might got a strong ass support system.

[SPEAKER_01]: She'd better have a strong ass son, but even when you're coming to baby daddy's cuz you know his mother fuckers have got one baby daddy full baby daddy's like the hit the hit on the baby daddy in the relationship with the baby daddy honestly like what it was go dynamic with that nigga [SPEAKER_02]: I've been in situations where I may, you finish well, you want to go out and be high, send the kids to me man, get my kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm that type of farm, like me too.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't got no problem taking my kids, you got to live your life a little bit life ain't to be raising kids and all your fucking like you deserve to go out and have fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: You got to out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got to get in this nicks at two hours and then get out of nicks sending his baby mama's out on booty calls.

[SPEAKER_01]: Two hours is a booty call at best nigga like you can't even go grab you can't even get to a restaurant wait for the food to come to the motherfuckin table and get eaten in two hours two hours nigga that's booty call a time All right nigga, I ain't gonna find out You got all day on good foot and you know that complex story about faking it till you make it though You've ever seen that like [SPEAKER_01]: Like me personally, like Niggas.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I used to lie in high school.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I definitely used to tell some tall tales of things that I never did, or shit that I never did.

[SPEAKER_01]: But as far as like pretending I got some, I don't have, because I always knew Niggas is very difficult to keep a friend of.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the more I, I, I same bum ass niggas getting Gucci the more I said shit nigga, I ain't as bad off as he is, I might as well just tell the truth shit, I ain't doing better than that nigga and he getting Gucci.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, I never felt the need to know how I didn't know about it from that in life.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm alive though, that nigga's a much bigger bum than I am nigga, so I'm just going to tell his brother true, he'll know I ain't got no place to stay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now for the jobs, now I definitely don't lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't say that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know how to do some shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I really didn't know how to do some shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know how I always said this.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this is probably the most toxic quote that I've ever come up with.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's only three people on the planet you should be lying to on a consistent basis.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's your boss, the boys in blue and your main bro.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's the only thing you got.

[SPEAKER_02]: You got to explain number three.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why, why, why, why should they be lying to them three people in particular?

[SPEAKER_01]: Your boss, it goes without being seen.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because you don't want to tell that nigga what you was actually like.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't want to tell that nigga was a long line at the restaurants.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Starbucks.

[SPEAKER_01]: The nigga's got new, a new coffee out.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it took a long time where you know, like, man, I just overslipped because I was out last night party, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got my dick stuck.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had brought over.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't want to tell your job that you want to tell an old traffic.

[SPEAKER_01]: or, oh man, I was all time, but I got a flat tire on my car or my car.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you want to come up with a good excuse.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't even really want to be your actual self at work.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you're gonna get my job, don't even say a lot of niggas don't even know I have a podcast.

[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of niggas don't know what I actually do outside work.

[SPEAKER_01]: At work, I am a worker.

[SPEAKER_01]: What I do for a living, I work.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do I do outside of work?

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait to come back to work.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I am a niggas.

[SPEAKER_01]: I lied to the job to the boss to everybody, co-workers.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you work in my job, make all you know me as is an employee.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm an employee on and off the clock.

[SPEAKER_01]: The police, I'm a law abiding citizen.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know how fast you are going, speed limit.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know why I pulled you over?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I have no fucking idea.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nick, I might have been doing a hundred and fourteen miles an hour through a fucking school zone smelling like we getting my dick said by prostitutes that I just pay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea why you put it in your office.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm lying to the police.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just to lie today, mother fucking ass.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, Nicky, you always lie to the police.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't tell them, Nick, it's a truth.

[SPEAKER_01]: You let the bitch ass, Nick, is investigate.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's part of their job.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then you girl, hey man.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of self-explanatory, my nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you like the food?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's delicious, baby.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hell, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: This shit is bomb.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's good and motherfucker.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: You like my hair?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hell, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: You look just like Beyonce.

[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you like it, I love it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You look so good.

[SPEAKER_01]: How do I look in this dress?

[SPEAKER_01]: How do you think you look?

[SPEAKER_01]: You like it shit?

[SPEAKER_01]: I like it too.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like it more than you like it.

[SPEAKER_01]: lie to her mother fucking ass.

[SPEAKER_01]: But your side bitch.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Tell her all the truth.

[SPEAKER_01]: Your side bitch is no more than everybody.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's to know where your girl worked at, which a girl do for a living, what time your girl go to work, what time she get off, so she know when not to [SPEAKER_01]: So the last five minutes of what I said, y'all, don't listen to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck all that advice, Nick.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I don't promote Islamist.

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I'm the same way.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like sometimes it's cool to not be honest with the same individuals you spoke on.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I still feel like you ever felt like you wasn't honest.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then you kinda fell bad about not being honest in any one of them situations like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's fucked up.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: Especially with me when I was married.

[SPEAKER_02]: I ain't gonna lie a lot about a lot of shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I had a moment of piphany like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You shouldn't have said that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You shouldn't kept everything, you shouldn't kept it up.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think honestly, although it's going to sting, selling the truth, no matter how deep it is, you gotta do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You gotta do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd rather you be mad at me because I told you to truth and constantly have to keep up with a lot.

[SPEAKER_02]: I remember I had two children's mothers, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: They're month apart.

[SPEAKER_02]: My kids, they're month apart.

[SPEAKER_02]: Daytime I'm over here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nighttime I'm over here.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know how hard that shit was to [SPEAKER_02]: got a key, trying to go back and forth, house the house, telling one I'm at work, telling another one I'm at work, I ain't at work, I ain't seen a work, I ain't seen a job, I'm too busy over here in Koochi.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm lying, cuz I got a lot of use, so I could come spend time with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you know, yes, we could pay off for my kid.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I got a lot of you, spend time with you as we could pay off for my kid.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just look.

[SPEAKER_01]: One day, the essence smashed stands for Secret Family.

[SPEAKER_02]: One day I was pulling up my head, one of my kids, mothers dropped me off around the corner.

[SPEAKER_02]: On the other key of my mouth.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so one day we had to stop like, I'm pulling up for the gear ready to get out.

[SPEAKER_02]: The other day my mum was with her friend, she pulls up [SPEAKER_02]: in the car the same light.

[SPEAKER_02]: So the jig was up.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's over with now.

[SPEAKER_02]: We see what type of time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Again, my plan has always been don't drop me off at the house, drop me off around the corner and I'll walk back.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll see you later.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so this time, [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was going to just so happen to pull up at the same time, and I was getting ready to get out the cop.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, we got the fight after that.

[SPEAKER_02]: She got trying to whip my ass.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, then it's the same.

[SPEAKER_02]: The example of this story is, you gotta just tell my fuck's the truth.

[SPEAKER_02]: straight up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a fuck how bad it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a fuck how deep it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a fuck who fill in his heart who can't even even with me and you know dudes we hate.

[SPEAKER_02]: We hate when we when y'all tell us the truth.

[SPEAKER_02]: We ain't gonna lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd rather the old me, the young me, I'd rather you lie to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: The old me, me now don't lie to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a fuck.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because I know what question is to ask.

[SPEAKER_02]: See, when Niggas be out here getting cheated on the first question they want to ask, is your suck as dead?

[SPEAKER_02]: Is you, I'm not asking that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not asking that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not asking that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna tell you why I'm not asking that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you're dealing with me already know the answer to this.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right?

[SPEAKER_02]: So, of course you did.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, I'm not even gonna wreck my brain and ask that question.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's some truth that Niggas don't want to know.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's just some shit to wet.

[SPEAKER_01]: You did it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to know about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let me just imagine you be in the perfect good girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't enjoy any of that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: You hated every moment of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You thought about me the whole time.

[SPEAKER_01]: You was like, why am I doing this?

[SPEAKER_01]: You had tears in your eyes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because all you could do is think about the goodness of how I treated you.

[SPEAKER_02]: But you got people out here that don't that practice practice like can can lie and keep up a lie like it's like it's nothing.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like it's nothing like they get about the bad line and we'll make that shit saying so convincing.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like they practice that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: They become more comfortable in genuine with that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like I'm gonna lie no matter what like for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't think of [SPEAKER_02]: One really good real relationship that I told the truth about everything.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't think of it because it never happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: But a bitch will lie on.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll get no fuck.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you called me if you seen it, if you walked in on it, man, look, it didn't happen.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was my goal too.

[SPEAKER_02]: It ain't happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: That ain't what that, that ain't what it was.

[SPEAKER_02]: Even when she put her at the stoplighting, see me get out of the car, bro.

[SPEAKER_02]: I still don't like her.

[SPEAKER_01]: She and Big Smash stands for Gaslighting.

[SPEAKER_02]: I tried to lie my way out to shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was no way you could lie on this instant.

[SPEAKER_02]: So now you ever got to the point where you just feel like I don't bust it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I might as well just go ahead and tell you the truth.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm here now.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, well, fuck it.

[SPEAKER_01]: You caught me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here you go.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is what happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, there's no point in me lying about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: No more way here.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, at this point, you don't be over-specked and trust by always lying, and not being who you are.

[SPEAKER_02]: You see my focus all the time on social media.

[SPEAKER_02]: They know who they is, and a lot of times, I just had an episode about this.

[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of times, I don't listen to niggas.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't listen to these podcastes out here.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't listen to rappers who lie to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't watch movies about liars.

[SPEAKER_02]: None of that shit like Rick Rose.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't listen to Rick Rose no more.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't listen to him for the simple fact.

[SPEAKER_02]: He might make good music, but that nigga's a liar.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't lie to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like niggas that don't keep it a fuck.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like niggas who don't be themselves.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like niggas who can't be themselves.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like niggas who act like they want to be somebody else.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know the worst line that I hate that I hear that I hate so bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I want to be like you and I grow a fuck outta here.

[SPEAKER_02]: You grown as hell dog.

[SPEAKER_02]: You grown already be yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't be listening.

[SPEAKER_01]: That nigga started that episode saying that shit to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did y'all hear that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Just naked head.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just naked hates itself.

[SPEAKER_02]: I need to literally say it that right when this month's fuck you nigga you uh nigga I want to Tesla and all that good oh oh let's see that type of shit right there is different because the niggas that be out here trying to be the next month of fucker be some piece of shit ass niggas y'all like you want to shit you want to be a piece of shit ass niggas you don't want to be like me you know no I want to be like a motherfucker that's [SPEAKER_02]: actually doing some what they like I hate niggas that be trying okay for example niggas are have a whole conversation which yeah man bulls is looking nice this year man they got a good team man what you think blah blah blah we have a whole conversation you know they like they say the bulls hey man you got you think you could let me hold a couple dollars [SPEAKER_02]: Nigger, start the conversation off with that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, kick, kick, no down with the bullshit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nick, I don't, I don't want you to be pleasant with me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nick, I want you to just tell them, give me the bad news, give me the bad news first, lead with the bad news.

[SPEAKER_02]: Max, do I ever see the thing that you think is worth that shit?

[SPEAKER_02]: They tell you, they tell you they whole life story, you just see me just look at that, because you know in your mind how this story is fitting in.

[SPEAKER_01]: Once the nigga started telling me his life story and his son's, I might need a how much you need money.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you and me and the woman start drawing a circle on your chest, just ask a bitch with the fuck you want.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's your name?

[SPEAKER_01]: Big thanks.

[SPEAKER_00]: You ain't got the fuck you want.

[SPEAKER_01]: You ain't got the fuck you want.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just rubbing on your chest and be like, you love me, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: You, you enjoy me.

[SPEAKER_01]: We good, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: We get a bitch with the fuck you want.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know, yeah, sure man.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you want.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like you hit him.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what you know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just trying to figure out how I'm gonna get this light bill pay because it's due.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I feel like it's just stop.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, ask what you need if I got it on the give it to you.

[SPEAKER_02]: You don't gotta take me all around the world and fake, like you like me, like you won't be in it.

[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of time, like I gotta say it out of minutes, situations.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I've done this where I've seen you as a meal ticket.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't see you as somebody that I wanted to be with.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't see you as somebody that we can make something for other artists.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you got money.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's your own place.

[SPEAKER_02]: You could.

[SPEAKER_02]: You sucked it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good dick at that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's talk about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But a lot of times people be so scared to just say what the fuck you hear for.

[SPEAKER_02]: Stay with you here for a while, you hear.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't pretend with me, don't lie to me, don't shake me around, don't run me around, don't move me around, don't do none of that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I hate this honest ass motherfuckers bro.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's probably because I had so many years of me being this honest.

[SPEAKER_02]: So now I have a low tolerance for that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, this nigga's still a liar, y'all.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have a lot of ideas on motherfuckin' out.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I've actually gotten better with not lying.

[SPEAKER_02]: As far as in a relationship, I've actually gotten better with that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pushing myself to be the best version of myself.

[SPEAKER_02]: So if I'm doing that, then I have to be honest.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care how bad shit is or how bad it gets because what I've learned is when they respect honesty more.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you come through and you just tell them, hey listen, I like you, but you not the only one.

[SPEAKER_02]: You gotta get people to change.

[SPEAKER_02]: Gotta get people to change.

[SPEAKER_02]: Get them to change.

[SPEAKER_02]: They might be on what you want.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, tell them how many kids you got, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hang on front.

[SPEAKER_01]: I tell women's fucked up shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: I tell them straight up, hey look, this is what it is, this is who I am.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you still have here after you hear this, it's all up here from here.

[SPEAKER_01]: If this is cool with you shit, I'm telling you, you gonna love the rest because that's all the bad shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: I ain't gonna surprise you motherfuckin' ass.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'ma surprise you with a death of first date.

[SPEAKER_01]: How'd you last relationship, man, don't you wait?

[SPEAKER_01]: Terrible shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: You gonna hate this?

[SPEAKER_01]: This is gonna hurt.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you can handle this, oh shit, everything else is incredible.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's what it is to them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, like, we'd be so hell bent on our own lives that we start to believe that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's natural, like I said earlier, it's natural for lies to flow out because you don't have so much practice with that me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was telling lies like it would shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I had to go home and like damn, even I believe that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: So it gets to the point, but with every lie, you gotta keep, you gotta remember all the lies you told.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have to.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly how you told them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because if I know one thing about women, they ain't gonna never forget.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have been in arguments for motherfuckers.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you said this and you said that, I'd be sitting in like...

Damn, what the fuck did I say that shit?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's so biologist.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, listen.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got to the point where it got to me like, you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to be a liar no more.

[SPEAKER_02]: I swear to God, I had this talk to myself.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to be a liar no more.

[SPEAKER_02]: My next relationship.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to tell it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Tell her I could eat.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to fuck with you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a liar.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just feel alive.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey listen, I got tired of that shit bro.

[SPEAKER_02]: I ain't gonna hold you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and I don't like being around niggas that lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now you ever seen them on a fuck at that lot of other motherfuckers and you know what it was like, but you just went with the shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey man, that's being a good friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: A good friend was right with his people.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot of other niggas don't because they don't lie to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you help your homie when they lie, because you don't know why they lie.

[SPEAKER_02]: But you know that they are lying now.

[SPEAKER_02]: So do you ever sit back and wonder like them?

[SPEAKER_02]: Now I wonder what the fuck you're lying to me about.

[SPEAKER_01]: It depends on who they lie to and what the lie is.

[SPEAKER_01]: If your homie is lying to his girl, you post the right that lie out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't get fuck if that nigga said y'all make at the space station in nineteen seventy nine and y'all motherfuckers wouldn't even born yet you like hell.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we went at the space station in Florida right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, nigga.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, NASA.

[SPEAKER_02]: I ain't gonna lie to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I ain't lying for niggas no more fuck that I'm like nigga if you if you really my home you're motherfucking ass better life [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, tell that girl to truth man.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: This no.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's the worst type of friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: That little girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: We was with some bitches last night.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's the worst type of friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you're a friend, tell your girl to truth why you was trying to lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: He won't you girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think.

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I'm just okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: So look right.

[SPEAKER_02]: The thing with me was, all my homies and some poor when they got a serious relationship, they learned about big smash.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, the women can hang with that nigga.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the reason why they couldn't hang with me is because these niggas did so much dirt that they put all that shit on me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, granny, sometimes it do be me.

[SPEAKER_02]: But now you get to the point you can't hang out with me because you don't told your girls.

[SPEAKER_02]: Man, this nigga kept us out all night, man, and he'd uh, uh.

[SPEAKER_02]: So now your girl, man, and me for some shit that I ain't even do by myself, like, I did the shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: What you over here making it seem like you was not over here, participate.

[SPEAKER_01]: I really don't need to take the blame every time.

[SPEAKER_02]: That you was eating a frost and off thumb girl Titi just like I was nigga don't just make it No, fuck that nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a nigga fucking nigga for to save your relationship.

[SPEAKER_01]: I beat a villain [SPEAKER_02]: Nah, nah your girl side I mean looking at me all wrong and bogus and shit Like I don't pull you in some shit that you would normally do Whether with them, do them, why me there or not?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what the fuck?

[SPEAKER_01]: One of the best scenes in the forty row version when that nigga was like, yeah, this is his day in court.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was a whole full show.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was some real nigga shit that he did in that movie.

[SPEAKER_01]: A real nigga would say, yup, that was me, yup.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was a whole for show.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what the real homie do.

[SPEAKER_01]: You lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: You see your homie lying in his girl?

[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't give a fuck.

[SPEAKER_01]: What that lie is?

[SPEAKER_01]: She like that girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: The child was out fighting crime all last night with the Ninja Turtles.

[SPEAKER_01]: We definitely was.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, me, Donut's hello, Raphael.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, Michael Langello.

[SPEAKER_01]: We was out there, my nigga fighting crime, Nick.

[SPEAKER_01]: We looked to see that rock steady.

[SPEAKER_02]: Might see it on the nose.

[SPEAKER_02]: April, Neil was records.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: You see that sauce with fucked up master splinter.

[SPEAKER_01]: We, we, we, we fucked up shredder in all the footholds.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nick, we was out there.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: They get asked, that's what the real friend is.

[SPEAKER_01]: My nigga with the niggas line in his girl, you ride with the friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: He lines at police, you ride with the friend.

[SPEAKER_02]: Does line, does line about who you want, what you do, does that make you like little touch with yourself though?

[SPEAKER_01]: Hell yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because in order for you to effectively lie about who you are, you got to fall in love with the character.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like you got to commit to the lie.

[SPEAKER_01]: In order to be effective, that's what actors do.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like you got to commit to the partner.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you don't commit to the partner, you won't be believable.

[SPEAKER_01]: So you kind of got to lie to yourself when you lying about who you are.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I'm not the fan of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's not my time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Especially because like [SPEAKER_01]: Again, twenty twenty-five nigga bombs is getting three sums in shit nigga like the fuck you line phone, nigga's this is nigga right now in in the back of Walmart to just got done stocking shells and it's too bitch when they gave him some pussy cuz they bored And they know he stocked shelves at Walmart.

[SPEAKER_01]: They know he'll burn.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a nigga right now sneaking two bitches in his mama's house [SPEAKER_01]: to have some coaching.

[SPEAKER_01]: Man, the women is fucking everybody nowadays.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's no reason to lie to no woman, especially about who you are.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think, I think, too, that's the the lost art of that shit, like, again, get people a chance.

[SPEAKER_02]: You never know what they might be into or how bad they give a fuck about you that they'll accept that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen it, like, [SPEAKER_02]: I know you ain't shit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know you ain't shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know you ain't shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know you ain't [SPEAKER_01]: And these niggas are not actors.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're not comedians.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're not entertainers.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're not rich.

[SPEAKER_01]: They just regular ass niggas.

[SPEAKER_01]: But they kept it real with the broad and she was fucking with it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like niggas, you can legit fuck a broad with a Ph.D.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you might not be able to read on the twelfth grade level, my nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like women will sleep with anybody, my nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: Same with niggas, like niggas.

[SPEAKER_01]: A nigga, if you cute, and you cool, a nigga will legit fuck with a bra that's whole ass homeless.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can tell a nigga, I'm between places.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm leaving with my brother, and my best friend, and I got a room at my mama house, a nigga will legit fuck with you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't gotta lie to nobody nowadays.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't fuck on the air matches before.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wanna girl how the air matches, bro?

[SPEAKER_02]: We gon' get it in.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you cute enough, a nigga will knock a road chop if you show it to me, it's true.

[SPEAKER_01]: He won't give it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, I didn't have that experience too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not on my shoulder.

[SPEAKER_02]: On my leg, you know, we get up outta here man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Look, not again.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sign should have pointed that I should have been smarter enough to get the fuck on when I walked in the building.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a whole bunch of roaches on the wall.

[SPEAKER_02]: So that should have been the first sign like, [SPEAKER_02]: Get the fuck on.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you bust E.

One Roach, there's a million.

[SPEAKER_02]: But see, it was real.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was hard in the building.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I really, you know, I really think too much of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I get it in the crib.

[SPEAKER_02]: She got candles, lit in shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, look, the romantic in shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: You get the thing, oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is the same.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, there was candles going to her room.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was no candles on in her room.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, we get in the room.

[SPEAKER_02]: Her lights was turned off.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: We getting the rule.

[SPEAKER_02]: We start getting it in.

[SPEAKER_02]: I felt something crawling up on my leg.

[SPEAKER_02]: I smacked the brush that all of like I ain't cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: It might have been a fly.

[SPEAKER_02]: I shouldn't be flying around.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Second time, I felt smoke shit crawling on my leg.

[SPEAKER_02]: I cut on the lights, the lights was on.

[SPEAKER_02]: I cut on the lights.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's trash all over the fucking room, bro.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was roaches crawling up and down the fucking wall over by the bed.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm mad as hell, bro.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you got roaches, you supposed to keep every light on.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm mad as fuck, and it's like, yeah, she, she.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I just, I just need the clean up.

[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck you mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: You needed the clean up, like.

[SPEAKER_01]: Roaches always come at the worst time, because I know roaches be like, ooh, this motherfucker got company, nigga, we coming out.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[SPEAKER_02]: like if you live don't if you live in like that say you live in like that bro so I know how to move and navigate around whatever the case may be I know how to navigate and move but if you leave don't navigate feel the game [SPEAKER_02]: I just want you to be honest and be real with yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to make up a story to deal with me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's home.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's women, that's family, that's whoever.

[SPEAKER_02]: You ain't got to make up nothing to deal with me like I'm the type that I just want you to be yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just want you to be real.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just want you to be true to you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to accept you.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to be my dog whether you fresh and fly or dirty and stanky.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're still going to be my dog.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're the dirty, but you can't be stanky.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm cool with a dirty nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't fuck with a stinky nigga, cause they might think it's me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Big dirty, fuck me dirty nigga, you'd be dirty, but if you stink, you know, you stink over the internet.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't stink near me.

[SPEAKER_02]: So the stink nigga can't come to your crib.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck is contagious.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck a rub off on your nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, my, my colons too expensive.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh man, Kanye, say I hate when I go to people crib and I leave smelling like they crib.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't do stinky, my nigga's like, I can't have sex with a woman who's stink like nigga.

[SPEAKER_01]: My shit didn't win literally, went completely soft because something, you know, came like it was a aroma or a...

Oh my y'all today, I played that shit off, Brian.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come on, baby, let's go take a shower real quick.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, type shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you knew you was getting some dick today, and you still was funky bitch, you a gun.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not even so much as being funky, like you could've just got home from work.

[SPEAKER_01]: You could've just dumped your ass in the shower.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't invite me over, and if you can't wash before you see me, don't invite me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now what if you live with a dog?

[SPEAKER_01]: We'll take your ass to the shower before you come fucking with me.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what, bitch, what?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, take it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do not pass, go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kick your motherfucking shoes off and go straight to the shower.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't even hug or kiss me if you got a twang on you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hail, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you, if you smell or taste like a long day, we're gonna have a fucking argument.

[SPEAKER_02]: Gotta accept the foolish years, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, yeah, I accept your ass after you get that motherfucking shower.

[SPEAKER_02]: She can't be a true genuine self with you because you.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yo, genuine self better have good fucking hygiene.

[SPEAKER_01]: You better go take a shower at the goddamn truck stop before you come home.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you, you want to be fuck with me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not fucking with nobody who stink.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, hell, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, listen.

[SPEAKER_02]: Everybody know what they can find you at my man's and what you got going on.

[SPEAKER_02]: What's happening in too much game, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: My personal social media is Uncle Dolomide across everything.

[SPEAKER_01]: On TikTok, I'm your mama boy friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: You want to see my comedy, Instagram, Uncle Dolomite, or Uncle Dolly jokes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Uncle DO-E-E jokes.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's where all my comedy cities.

[SPEAKER_01]: The too much game podcasts and self damn explanatory.

[SPEAKER_01]: T-O-O, much game podcasts.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not the number two, because I'm number one.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's some new niggas running around this motherfucking too much game podcasts with a number two.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you know, damn well the motherfuckers know why exist and they still name they shit that so So that's the worst you said niggas ain't being true that they sell Yeah, cuz it's done.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's all the whole swag.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like nigga company this is so many other things you could have named the show Like y'all niggas ain't had to do that shit I'm gonna tell you too.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was getting more views than me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like what the fuck?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot of fake ass pie.

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I talked about this shit, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of people out here not being themselves, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you see that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: The nigga just blocked me because he told me that I brought way more energy than him on his shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he wasn't putting the episode out.

[SPEAKER_02]: We had to do it over.

[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck, no, nigga.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not doing that shit over shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: So be mindful.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of niggas out here who know you got motion and they hate that shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, let's see.

[SPEAKER_02]: I already know what it is with me, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: We can drop new episodes every Monday, night at midnight, morning night, whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: We drop in them.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right?

[SPEAKER_02]: And I just want to say, go check out my boy too much game.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've been on there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've been on there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've made it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've made it a couple times.

[SPEAKER_02]: He only let niggas on his show.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I made it.

[SPEAKER_02]: God damn it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Never again.

[SPEAKER_01]: He'll never be on here again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Footer record.

[SPEAKER_01]: Y'all go, go back and find those episodes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Y'all, if you wanna hear him on there, go back and find them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cause he'll never be on that motherfucker again.

[SPEAKER_01]: See.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll explain all that later, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well listen man, I gotta go.

[SPEAKER_02]: My man's gotta go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Y'all already know what it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: We catch up when we catch up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I gotta fucking.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for listening to I'll explain all this later.

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