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Speaker 1

Minnesota.

Goodbye.

Okay, there's an interesting email that I'm gonna read, and you're going to answer the questions as quickly as you can.

And here we go.

This comes from Sammy, and here we go.

We're gonna go around this way.

I'll go first, then Jenny, then Bailey, back and forth, across, back and forth.

Favorite chain coffee shop.

Speaker 2

Cariboo, Starbucks, dun Brothers.

Speaker 1

Go to McDonald's.

Order twenty piece nuggets with fries.

Speaker 2

Iced tea, mcdouble fries, mcflurry, large fry, mcdouble ice or diet coke.

Speaker 1

Favorite salty snack, Pringles.

Speaker 3

Ruffles, sour and cream, sour cream and onion chips, kettle.

Speaker 1

Chips, favorite sweet snack, Reese's, peanut buttercups.

Speaker 2

Chocolate chip cookies, nutty bars.

Speaker 1

Mountains or Ocean.

I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2

Mountains, mountains, ocean.

Speaker 1

Christmas or Halloween.

Speaker 2

I'll take Christmas, Christmas, Halloween.

Speaker 1

Favorite classic movie Psycho.

Speaker 2

Forrest Gump, Gone with the Wind.

Speaker 1

Bike ride or walk?

I'll take walk, bike walk?

And what's your favorite radio station?

Speaker 2

Cook?

Speaker 1

Thank Sammy, it was fun.

Next one, I gotta find it here.

One second.

Things get a little bit scattered around here.

And there we go.

Okay, Katie writes in did you guys know that poker Face is actually about bisexuality?

If you google it, you'll see it right away, and then she talks about when her kids today listen to songs that were hits when I was in college.

I'm appalled at how dirty they were on Dancing with the Stars.

Last week they had the song shake your ass, watch yourself, and my kids were watching it with me, and it was so incredibly inappropriate.

It made me wonder what my parents must have thought when we were listening to these jams growing up.

Thanks for all you do, Thank you, Katie.

It's funny because when I was growing up, there were allusions to sex, like you know, the Commodores would have sang a song about make sweet love all night long, or Kiss would have had one about I don't.

Speaker 2

Know all night long.

Huh, shook me all night long, shook me all night long.

Speaker 1

She was a fast machine.

She kept the Mota clean.

She was the best damn woman that have a scene.

She had the sideless eyes telling me no lies, and here it comes, knocking me out with those American thighs.

She told me to come, but I was already there.

And when I heard that when I was a kid, I was like, I know what that means.

I get that, but it was an illusion, illusion to sex.

But now it's like wop and tears run down my thighs and it makes me wet, and it's like, where do we go the next generation, like Ava and Evelyn's generation, what are they gonna How are they going to top that?

Speaker 2

You know, sex sounds to a beat.

Speaker 1

Sex sounds to a beat.

Speaker 4

Okay, the beat itself is like a squeaky bed or eat.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the whole thing.

Speaker 1

I think we're onto something there.

Okay, next one at see Hi, a friend, says Tracy.

I gotta say, I'm very impressed with Dave's knowledge about the Jewish high holidays we were talking about.

I believe it was or Yam Kapor the other day.

Okay, I'm writing in your per your request for more info, Dave, you were right.

Rash pronounced roe ro.

Shashana means head of the year, so happy new year, or in Hebrew shanatova it's the year fifty seven eighty six.

Yom pronounced like dome, Kapoor pronounced like ke poor means day of atonement where we fast, so people will usually say have an easy fast.

There are ten days between oh Shashana and Yum Kapoor, oh, where you're meant to atone and ask forgiveness as well as contemplate how you would like to be a better person in the next year.

Because the old saying goes on Rashishana it is written, and on Yom Kapoor it is sealed, referring to the book of life for that year.

Mmm, so glad you asked.

I'd love being able to help educate.

Hey, Tracy, tell me this one.

I've also heard we who are maybe of the Christian upbringing, we believe that Jesus gives us life after death.

Yeah, for he who believes shall not perish but will have everlasting life.

I don't think the Jewish faith believes in and after life.

Did you guys know this?

Speaker 2

I forget.

Speaker 3

I feel like I learned a lot about religion when I took Catechism and stuff like a few other religions, but I do not remember what any of it is.

Speaker 4

I took like a one like welcome class for like four weeks, like intro to Judaism in my adult life because I was just fascinated by it.

Speaker 2

But I can't remember that either.

Speaker 4

I know that they know they think Jesus was a real person, but he wasn't like he was.

Speaker 1

Not the Messiah.

Yeah, he was not the Son of God.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I went.

Speaker 1

I went to an interesting church.

We believed that Jesus died in an ATV accident, which you know, a lot of people don't subscribe to another sect of our religion.

Believed that he died when he slipped in the tub.

And there was one I remember.

There's a Bible story.

He's a very sweet Bible story when Jesus is up on the cross and you know he's being crucified up on the cross.

He is quoted as saying, Peter, I can see your house from here.

Speaker 2

You're going to hell.

What you are going to hell?

I am not.

Speaker 1

I am a religious I'm a man of God.

I am a man of God.

From he was way up there.

Speaker 2

Ones were funny.

The last one was too far.

Speaker 1

You thought it wasn't funny.

You thought it was funny that Jesus died in an ATV accident.

Speaker 3

Honestly, I know, Yeah, that was better than being pinned to across.

Speaker 1

Yeah, but he had the presence of mice see Peter's house.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, I.

Speaker 4

Have a different question somewhere about go ahead for our one Judaism listener.

Speaker 2

I'm sure there's more.

Speaker 4

But if I wanted to go to synagogue just to check it out, how would I do that without having someone come up and talk to me.

I've always wanted to go just to see what it's like, but I don't want anyone to come and talk to me.

Speaker 2

I just want to be a fly on the wall.

Is there a way to do that?

Let me know thing?

Speaker 1

I don't know.

Speaker 4

Maybe I made a nice boy there and we fall in love.

Speaker 1

Uh, don't say my name.

I got to complain.

Tell me why.

I've already received two catalogs for holiday gifts.

September just ended.

It's way too early.

I got one from Walmart two weeks ago.

Then I got one from Amazon this week.

What the hell?

Happy release day to the Queen Taylor.

The Fate of Apelia is a banger.

I'm glad to hear a more pop ve from her.

Have a great weekend.

That was written on Friday.

I got a Lillian Vernon catalog in the mail yesterday and I opened it up.

I was get a little disappointed it was all Christmas junk stockings, lights, Christmas elves, statues, things like that.

But I love catalog season baves.

Yep, I love that next one.

In regards to the email about losing friendships, I wish we would normalize the loss of friendships as I get older.

I've had many stages of friendships.

Of course, you got your childhood and neighbors growing up, and your high school besties, your college roommates eventually part ways and life goes on.

It's not a failure on your part or theirs not to maintain contact for the remainder of your life.

Imagine if we had to check in constantly with every friend we've ever had.

It's just the way life goes.

Some friends are there forever, and some friends are there for stages, and that's okay.

I don't expect to maintain the same relationships with my college roommates that I had when I was eighteen.

When I grew up and had kids and they chose different prep paths.

Appreciate the time you had with them, don't burn bridges, and just by two cents from Connie, okay, any thoughts on that?

Speaker 3

I mean, I don't know I think that she's spot on with friendships.

I feel like I also, I just have such different friendships.

I'm getting together with three of my college girlfriends tonight, but there was like seven of us that lived in a house together, and it's like we aren't close with those people anymore.

And it's weird because we all lived in a house together before.

Yeah, and now only like these four of us get together once like every six months.

Speaker 1

That's really kind of it.

For emails, there's some other ones that we haven't gotten to.

But if you send in an email and we didn't read it, you know a lot of the time it gets lost in the shuffle or it's not right for that day, and then it's my fault because I get confused in the email box looks like a dirty cat box.

Speaker 3

It really is just for clean her up a little bit, clean some of that shit up when you're on vacation.

Speaker 1

You're more than welcome to.

Speaker 2

Yes, the listener emails are not shit, you guys, Golden.

Speaker 1

The way that I treat it is like a dirty is like a dirty cat box.

So we're gonna leave it with that, and thank you for your emails.

We appreciate you.

We appreciate you listening and send in your emails to the dirty cat box known as Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.

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