Episode Transcript
This morning on second date up day, We've got our friend Ryan on the phone.
Speaker 2Ryan, good morning, Hey, good morning.
Where y'all we're all.
Speaker 1Right doing better than you though.
Sounds like you had a nice date with someone named Sophie and now she's completely left you on red What happened?
Speaker 2Yeah, honestly, it was like one of the most fun nights that I've had in years until I mean, a little something happened afterwards, and now like like she goes to.
Speaker 3Me, okay, oh, a little something happened, Like what.
Speaker 2M well, nothing, nothing crazy.
Speaker 1I mean, how'd you guys need how'd you guys meet?
Speaker 3Yeah, let's start.
Speaker 2Fair enough.
So we met unhinged, like we both just kind of swiping ironically, you know, didn't have big expectations.
But we actually lived right down the street from each other, which was pretty cool, right.
It made it made the like date feel so good.
Speaker 4Especially here in Houston, because you don't want to start dating someone in league city when you live in like the Women's exactly.
Speaker 2That's a quick way just to end it right away.
So uh, this made it convenient.
And then like it was nice.
We had the same kind of humor, like we love the same kind of weird memes, like we had identical sarcasm.
Like it was just the vibe was great.
Yeah, and she she kept saying like this feels chaotic in a really good way.
Okay, Yeah, and I thought that was fun.
And you know, like we kept like laughing, you know, at the dinner, like the whole night, and other tables are even staring at us, and it was just it was a fun and ridiculous vibe and it was it was it was awesome.
Okay.
So when well, let me tell you how it ended, and uh, you know, from there, we'll get to that.
So I walked into her car, and you know, she even hugged me, and she said, text you when you get home.
I just need to know that you survived this night.
Uh, And I did.
But the text response were like very short and just kind of yeah.
Speaker 3Why would she hope that you survived the night just like it was chaotic?
Fun?
Or like did something else happen?
Speaker 2She was just joking like it was just like fun, just funny.
Yeah, Okay, I mean I didn't think so, like it was it was a perfect.
Speaker 3Night and nothing strange happened.
Speaker 2Okay, So there was one thing, but I.
Speaker 4Know there's one thing I can tell there's a.
Speaker 2But there's one thing.
But it wasn't like I mean, I just I tripped and I fell when I was walking back to my truck.
So like maybe that gave.
Speaker 3Her the IgG embarrassing?
Speaker 2Yeah it was.
But besides that.
Speaker 3Did you eat it like you fell all the way to the ground.
Speaker 2It wasn't my best moment on the way down.
Speaker 4Did you make any funny?
Speaker 3I was like, oh, that makes it worse.
Speaker 2I don't think I did anything like that.
I just fell and I got up, And it's not like she made me feel bad or gave me like a look.
It's just you know that, that's the only thing I could think of.
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3All right, Well, how about we'll go to work.
Speaker 1We'll see if we can get Sophie on the phone and find out what the heck happened.
If it was really because you tripped her, was there something else?
Maybe I we appreciate that awesome?
Well did that coming up next right here?
On ninety three Q second date update with Riggs Kaitlin and Erica.
Speaker 3Sophie and Ryan had such a good first date.
I mean, these two really sound like they hit it off.
They shared the same humor.
They called the date chaotic fun and on the way back to his truck at the end of the night, Ryan tripped and fell.
Is that the reason why Sophie isn't calling him back?
Could it be that shallow?
We're gonna find out right now with Second Date Update.
Speaker 4Hello, Hi, may please pick with Sophie.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, this is she.
Speaker 3Hi Sophie.
Speaker 4My name's Erica.
I'm calling with Riggs and Kitlyn.
We do a morning show on Night three Q radio station.
Speaker 5Morning Morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4Hey, hey, so we are calling you because we have this thing called second Date Update where we find out why one of our listeners didn't get a call back after a first date.
Speaker 3And we're calling for Ryan.
Speaker 4Do you remember him?
Speaker 5Uh?
Speaker 4Yes, be so we just really want to know, like, did you not call him back because a poor guy tripped?
Speaker 1What?
Speaker 6Uh?
Speaker 1No?
Speaker 5Oh no, no, no, no, he was fine.
Speaker 3Like do you remember him tripping on the date?
Speaker 5I mean I do.
It was kind of cute because like, you know, we like had just this good night and stuff and like, I don't know, maybe he was just so like h Gal's wonderful.
Any trips like that was cute.
Speaker 4That was fun.
Speaker 3That would make sense.
I mean, he when I'll just let you know that we've spoken with Ryan and he gave us some pretty in depth overview of your date.
He said, you guys really hit it off.
Y'all shared the same humor.
It was chaotic, fun, like there was all these great things.
Y'all sound like a perfect Matt.
You're giggling now that you're talking about him.
What what could have possibly gone wrong?
Speaker 5Yeah?
Okay, So, like the next day after our date, Ryan texted me like, hey, I have to run to an emergency thing, real quick, long story.
I'll text you afterwards.
And you know, I was like, oh my gosh, what's going on?
Like an emergency?
But like a few minutes later, like I was driving home and we actually had turned out we like live on the same street.
Speaker 3Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5And like so I was like driving home after this emergency text, and I see Ryan like getting inside of his truck like in front of his house, and he's like wearing this insane face paint, holding balloons and like big clown shoes and like clown stuff.
Speaker 4And like Ryan's a clown.
Speaker 5Yeah, and he just like freaks me out, and like what type of clown?
Emergency.
Speaker 3Do you have it's up a cloudn emergency?
Speaker 5Do you have?
Speaker 3Was his nose on or off when you passed by him?
Speaker 7I don't even know.
Like the eyes were just like peering into my soul, the painted eyes, and like I don't know, Like I just was like freaking out that I went on like a date with this guy who was like secretly moonlighting as a clown.
Speaker 4It was like worried that you you got the ag from him tripping like Ryan a clown?
Speaker 3Are you sure it was clown makeup?
Speaker 1And he wasn't just maybe face painting for like a Texans game or a Rockets game.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 3He's a big shoes.
Speaker 5And balloon and.
Speaker 3Nice try Did he know that you saw him?
Did he also see you?
Speaker 5I don't think so how could he see me around all of the like honk of hankahs and like what?
Speaker 3Well, the good news is we have Ryan here on the line.
Speaker 2Uh.
Speaker 3We already spoke to him, as we said earlier, he's actually been listening, so he knows now that you saw him dressed as a clown.
Ryan, step on upa wa.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, it was a birthday party emergency.
Speaker 4So you are a clown.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Well lookok my cousin is a children's party entertainer.
Okay, and my cousin got sick of the last minute, and I'm just his emergency backup.
Okay, I I am.
This is nothing I do on the on the rag.
This is just something that, like you know, I will be calling action sometimes you I grab action.
Speaker 1You're a backup clown.
You just have a backup.
You've got just have all the stuff ready to go.
Did you do this in a previous life?
Were you previously a clown before?
Speaker 3Did you go to clown school?
Yeah?
Speaker 2No, no, I just go to clowns ool.
This is this is just my cousin.
He takes it very seriously.
This is how he makes a living.
And you know he's gotten sick in the past and he just he can't cancel.
He can't afford to cancel where you can.
So I'm exactly So I'm I'm I'm the backup.
I just did some minimal makeup and I ran in like that's.
Speaker 3Actually, this is kind of sweet that you are a clown at kids birthday parties.
Speaker 4I think it's better that it's not like a full time thing.
It takes a law for a man to be like, yeah, I'm gonna help my cousin out and be a clown.
Speaker 3Sophia, are you there?
You haven't said anything?
And like.
Speaker 5Yeah, I mean we talked about so many like weird and ridiculous.
Speaker 7Things on the date.
Speaker 5Like I don't know how that didn't get brought up.
That's weird and ridiculous.
Agreed, I guess I'm glad it's not like your career, like you know, who narrowly missed dating a secret clown?
Speaker 1If it was a clown, what's wrong with clown?
That's a respectable career.
Come on, his cousin makes it living at it clearly.
Speaker 5See, Like as I was driving by, like I don't know if it was the way the sun was or what, but I felt like I was living in like a horror film, you know what I mean, where it's just like there's a creepy clown.
I went on a date with the creepy clown and he lived down the street, and is he coming to my house with the balloons?
Speaker 4Like so, I don't know about your family, Sophie, but mine is very judging.
And if I was like, yeah, this is my new boyfriend, he's a clown, oh, they would destroy him.
Speaker 6But yeah, I'm not a clown.
I'm just a stand in clown on occasion for my cousin.
Speaker 5Like, I mean, I thought you were penny Wise and you were coming to murder everybody.
Honestly, I felt scared of clowns, like and I had to block you for my safety.
Speaker 6I mean, look, that's that's understandable.
But again, like, I'm not a killer clown.
Speaker 1Do you think there's a chance you could go out with him again?
Could y'all have a second date?
Speaker 5Like, I'm so scared of clowns, and like, I'm glad you haven't killed anybody yet, but I feel like all clowns they leave you to, you know, for the kids.
Speaker 2I'm hoping this isn't my villain organ story, but it's feeling kind of close, you know, killer.
Speaker 5Clown, killer clown in the making.
Speaker 2I've got a killer pound the making.
Speaker 3He should be all right, guys, well, I think we're gonna let both of y'all go.
It doesn't look like we're going to be doing this again.
Speaker 2All right, bummer, But thank you guys very much.
All right, take care of y'all.
