Welcome this morning to second date updates.

Fortunately or unfortunately for him, Mooney did not get a call back.

Mooney, good morning, Hey guys, how's it going all right?

So what happened?

Uh?

Well, you know, so we kind of went out on a date, you know, and I listen, you know, I'm I want to talk myself up here, but I'm I don't have any problems with the ladies.

Okay, So okay, you know, and yeah, well, I mean it is what it is.

I can't you know, I can't control it.

Okay, hold hold hold on, hold on.

We are not just going to move past the fact that your name is Mooney?

Is your real name?

Your government name?

Yeah?

When he often did you get that name?

Oh god?

Okay, I hate the story.

Uh So anyway, you know, just kind of happens.

I was a quarterback the football team in uh high school.

Lef at the party, you know that guy, you know?

Yeah, and my signature drunk move was always mooning people.

Why.

I don't know why.

It was just kind of my thing.

And was your thing, Like in a past tense.

You're still not out here mooning people, you know.

I wouldn't exactly say past the tense I'm not gonna lie since to happen some times of time, but you know, but I do tell myself every night, you know, I do not do not take your pants down, dude, But sometimes you know it's gonna happen.

It's gonna happen.

So that was.

I was going to ask where you all went on your date and if you think you did anything wrong, But I'm gonna guess that we probably know why you didn't get a call back.

Was it a mooning?

Is it drive by moon?

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

I swear, I swear I've grown up.

I don't drink on first dates.

I started this new rule after my divorce.

Oh and divorce, is that like recently divorced a long time ago?

Last week?

I look about a year ago, but you know I've since then.

I kind of had like a difficult time dating, and you know, I married my high school sweetheart know before, but you know, this is all of a sudden new side of me.

I guess you know this hard time.

Dating fans, But there is like there's a lot of learning in the dating world between high school and you know when when people that have not married their high school sweetheart change a lot.

Yeah, yeah, so it does sound like you're probably trying to take in a lot of information, and we're hearing a lot of information here, especially about your back end.

How about we just go ahead and call Tiffany and try and figure out what went wrong.

Does that sound good to you?

Yeah?

Please?

I just I need to find out what I'm doing wrong here because this is this is not typical for me.

All right, mister Mooney, We're gonna do that.

Coming up at eight thirty seven for ninety three qu's second Date updates this morning.

On second Date Update, we have Mooney with us, and we didn't actually find out even what they did on their date because we were so into why his name is Mooney?

Apparently that's what he does when he gets a little drunk, he moans people.

So we're gonna call Tiffany and find out exactly why she didn't call him back right now on Second Date Update.

Hello, Hi man, please speak with Tiffany.

Yes, this is her.

Hi Tiffany, good morning.

This is Riggs, Caitlin and Erica at ninety three Q the radio station.

Wow.

Uh, how did I know that this was coming?

I actually joked on a date recently about y'all calling me because at the time of the date, he was listening to ninety three Q.

You know you're at Yeah, you're the one that actually gave me the idea.

But you know, I never thought that you wouldn't call me back.

Oh okay, well that's money, Oh yeah, right in the beginning.

Yeah, hi money.

Uh, I believe that you think that all women are just so lucky to be in your presence?

Is that?

Well, hold on, that's my sarcasm.

App that just went off.

Is that sarcastic or disdain over there?

Oh?

You didn't get that from him.

Mooney was quite the man back in the day in our town, and apparently he still thinks he is.

All Right, Tiffany, you sound upset and very sarcastic, So you're going to explain that a little bit more for us.

That dude is Bill living in nineteen ninety five when he was homecoming hangs.

He was young, fit, and good looking.

Oh and he even had hair back then.

I you know, what I'm kind of really always found out about Mooney was that he mooned a lot of people back in the day.

So we're just moving Yeah, so we're just finding out all of these stats about nineteen ninety five from you.

What's really going on?

Yeah, Tiffany, tell me what is going on here?

Because back in the day you were all up in this year.

So what's is your hair?

Yeah?

That was back in the day, mooney.

You don't look like that anymore.

You can't even run across a football field now without having a heart attack.

Like, dude, you Oh I did always want to date you in high school?

Yes, I did, But are you still that same guy?

You're not mature.

I mean, come on, like, what forty five year old still gets drunk and moons people like you need to grow.

Up forty five year old man, moony people, Tiffany, Tiffany, I remember what you did to me in the back of my truck, and trust me, you do not look the same either.

Ye I bet you can't even see your belly button with how those.

Yeah, first of all, you got married to your high school sweetheart.

How did you even find time in the back of a truck with somebody else?

I do not I think there's gonna be a second date to hear people.

Well, technically it would be a third date, because you know, then we have to count what you did in the back of the truck.

Oh wow, you are so lucky that even happened.

You were then and now you're a chubby bald and people around town need to stop treating you like you're something special.

You are a has been Okay, it has.

Been you hear me, Hey, saggy, Oh, I hear you, and I'm saying saggy, So glad everyone still treats you like the goose.

Okay, okay, shot fire, Okay, this is this is out of hand.

This I'm sure I'll be seeing your hand kill butt around town.

You are you old, so Oldney, You know your legs have made me hungry looking at all that cottage going on there.

Yeah, yeah, you could probably eat the cottage cheese out of the craters.

Of your face.

Now, there's a thing called an underwire bra, you know that might help you see your belly button every now and again.

Okay, in high school between you two, this has been fun and interesting, but it's getting very ugly.

Now go, I'm gonna have to shut this down.

They're gonna get married.

Are you guys gonna buy us to your wedding?

This is like a whole new level.

Look, we we wish you all the best we can all change.

I would I would never marry him.

I would never I'm done here Bye, old drunk has been and by you.

Yeah wow, I'm gonna write down some of these insults.

By the way, do not, please, do not ever repeat those insults.

That was nasty, that got like really

Ugly, really ugly,