Episode Transcript
Well, today we're talking with Red on the show.
We're going to help him out with the dating situation he's having.
But before that, we want to know Red, is this your government name?
Red?
Speaker 2Like, is that your legal name or is that a nickname?
Speaker 3Oh, it's it's my real name.
My mom named me.
Yeah, I was born with the shock of red hair apparently, okay, and I'm the youngest eight children.
So she just says that she basically ran out of name, and she kept saying, she kept saying, I gotta I gotta deal with the red one.
And off of that, you know, I mean, my name, my name just came to be read and that is my legal government name.
Yep.
Speaker 4So do you still have red hair?
Speaker 3No, I'm actually a little bit balding and my hair is brown.
Now.
It is quite a conversation starter.
Speaker 2And I've met well with a with an amazing name like Red.
That's such a cool name.
I wonder why you're not getting a callback.
Can you think of what happened?
Maybe on the date.
Speaker 3I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you, she was probably what we would call like an uptown girl, or I mean maybe a little bit bougie.
I don't know, okay, I'm I'm just a I'm just a red noough cowboy.
I mean, I have money and I work in all but she had a designer everything that makes So do you.
Speaker 1Think that that is that's maybe a part of it.
Do you think maybe she wanted somebody that was more stylish or a big money guy to match a big money gal.
Speaker 3Well, I mean, it's just a thing.
Speaker 5At the beginning of our date, she can't talk about how she's a down home guy, you know, like a country boy, because we had manners and we're very family warented, and you know I would talk to your mother all that.
Speaker 4I mean, just talking to you sound like a good old country boy.
So here's what we're gonna do for you.
We're gonna call Arlene and find out why she didn't call you bad.
Is that good?
Speaker 6Red?
Speaker 3Yes, ma'am, I surely appreciate it.
Great.
Speaker 4We'll do that at A thirty five coming up on I three Q second date update.
Speaker 1Arlene and read when on a first date And it was very early on that Red realized that Arlene had on designer everything.
That didn't matter though they had a great time, but maybe she's a little too bougie for him is what he's maybe thinking.
Can this good old country boy get a call back?
Now we're gonna find out with Arlene.
Speaker 2Hello, Hey is this Arlene?
Speaker 6Yeah?
This is Arlene.
Speaker 2Hi Arlene.
It's Riggs, Caitlin and Erica here at ninety three Q in Houston.
We're calling on behalf of somebody who would like to take you out on the date.
Speaker 6Oh okay, so I'm not that familiar.
I don't really listen to the radio much.
I do more audiobook than This.
Speaker 2Is second date update.
Basically, if you've gone on the date with somebody and then there was not a second date for some reason, they reach out to us, and we reach out to the person who isn't calling him back, and that happens to be you this morning.
Do you remember read?
Speaker 6Yeah?
Yeah, I remember read.
Speaker 4Oh God, so Red's a friend of ours and he wanted to know why you didn't call him back.
Speaker 6Okay, look, this is this is really strange, and I'm happy to explain it to you.
But I might I might get kind of sick talking about it.
I might gag, my gag?
Speaker 1Why might she gag?
Speaker 6Oh?
Okay, I'll just I'm just letting you know, okay, but I'll here, this is what happened.
Let me think.
So Red suggested I pick where we should eat.
I picked my favorite Italian restaurant.
I happen to be a mix of Italian and Mexicans, so I thought this would be a good idea.
You know, I know where all the good places are anyway, So you know, everything was going really well, like he's really nice and everything.
You know, it looked good.
And then okay, so his food comes.
He gets getting meatballs with red sauce.
That's what he orders.
Rea be one.
Yep, Well this is the thing.
Oh god, I can't believe.
So he asked the weight staff for some ranch dressing, and he proceeded.
He proceeded to pour the ranchessing all over his spaghetti and then mixes it all.
Speaker 4That is so disgusting or just thinking about it so visual.
Speaker 6Wow, it smelt so bad.
I was literally trying not to keep the whole dinner.
Speaker 4It was.
Speaker 3It was so gross.
Speaker 2Guys, that's Red laughing in the background.
He's listening on the other line, laughing.
Speaker 3That's gross.
Are you laughing?
Speaker 6Red?
Speaker 3Oh my god?
Are we That's why you didn't call me back.
I mean Is that not normal?
I mean, where I'm from, honest with people, that's how we eat our spaghetti.
I mean, well, I actually, come to think of it, I think that's I've only eate it with my family that way.
Is that really strange?
Speaker 4Guy?
Speaker 1Yeah, I've never done it before.
Speaker 2I try once maybe, Oh e oh.
Speaker 6Yeah, it's not normal, It's not.
It smelled so bad.
I was literally trying not to throw up the whole dinner.
I mean it looked like throw up on your plate.
I could smell the ranch mixed with it.
Speaker 2To man, No, Arlene, though, is that really a reason not to call Red back?
Really?
Speaker 3Yes?
Speaker 4Yes?
Speaker 6I mean what other kind of weird of stuff does he do then?
Speaker 5I mean?
Speaker 4Oh god?
Speaker 6And guys, he tried to kiss me and in the ranch bread.
Speaker 4It's really cool steal on his lips.
Oh.
Speaker 6I just feeling sick just recounting this.
Guys, this is it was so gross.
I mean, I'm a pretty tolerant person, but this smell.
Speaker 4Oh but Arlene, like, I mean, what if he proises to never eat that around you again for one or ever around anybody again for that matter, would you maybe think about another day because you wanted a good old country boy Ray and he definitely is.
Speaker 6I mean, I thought I did, but I'm just literally like wondering what other gross things country people I can't even imagine.
I think.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry to be mean.
I think I'm just gonna stick with city boys.
I know what to expect.
Speaker 1I don't know what city boys putting.
Speaker 5Their mouths though.
Ranch.
Speaker 6Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3No, thank you, well, ma'am, thank you so much for your time.
You're gorgeous and sweet and it was a pleasure getting to know you are.
Speaker 2I would to date him.
Speaker 6Well, God, now I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 2I mean, do you think you have it another?
Speaker 3Try?
Speaker 6You heard him, niece, he is sweet.
Maybe I don't know, Maybe we can try again.
Speaker 3Yeah, Red, Well, ma'am, you've said a lot of hurtful things.
I'm gonna go ahead and pass on this.
But I really do appreciate your time, and I think there's a lady out there who appreciates Ran Stressed, He's like, I'm not giving up.
Speaker 4I'm dressing and spaghettis for me.
Speaker 2He will die on that spaghetti.
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