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Guess we're ready.

It's great every time.

Hi Courtney, Hi Stephanie, how are you?

I'm good?

Are you?

I'm good?

Hi friends, Hello there, welcome to episode three.

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So, okay, yeah, that's cool.

That's cool.

So we're we each have two kind of topics, random things that we're going to talk about.

I don't know Courtney's she doesn't know mine.

But that's part of the fun and part of the stress for Courtney stressful every week.

Thank you do great, you do a great job.

You hide it well, thank you.

I have to.

I hide it behind the smile.

Yeah, otherwise it would be tears.

And then it gets into your alcohol and dilutes it and also makes it salty at the same time.

And nobody needs that.

Nobody needs that.

No, so avoid crying in your booze.

Okay, thank you.

To keep fun traditions going, I have another joke for you.

Okay, I'm ready to the clause destin Yeah, okay, okay, are you ready?

No, what did the buffalo say to his kid on his first day at school?

What did the buffalo say?

By son?

Get it?

Yeah?

I got it?

Yeah?

Did you guys get it?

Did you like it?

You can say no, it was a great one, okay, one of my favors.

Okay.

So I'm gonna go first.

Okay, because mine involves drinking, I'm all on board for that.

We don't want to like take over like it'll about you quick.

But I was like, hey, mine involves booze and it might be a fun place to start.

So we happened to drink for the rest of the episode.

Absolutely, yes, because that's what we kept from our previous show, was the drinking.

We hate the drinkings brushing with jokes like that.

Okay.

I wasn't even drunk, and I thought that bisonone was hysterical.

Okay.

So I found an article on Huffington Post and it was called the Perfect Margharita.

Okay, so I said an immediately interested.

Both love Margarita's Yes, and I was immediately interested, and I was like, okay, tell me more.

Having in post, so it basically went through what experts, mixologists whatever think as like the perfect necessities to make the ideal Margarita.

Were their studies on this or was it just a Huffington Post article?

Oh, this is just a Huffington Post article.

So here's the problem with this whole thing being executed.

There's a lot of variables involved, mainly being me that could make this different than the expert mixologists.

That's just saying it's ideal.

That's okay, I'm following, you're making it your own.

I'm following the steps.

But I'm a ballot on a budget.

So I didn't buy the most expensive of tequila.

Let's just be real, okay, Okay, so we'll just we'll make it work.

We're gonna pretend.

So I'm going to make our drinks while I kind of read through what you're doing some bullet points.

I'm like, what they said, made it perfect?

Okay, Okay, I can you multi task like that?

I feel like I need to read it and you're going to like do it.

But I don't know what you're okay.

I think it's gonna get messed up no matter what happens.

So hooray sia.

Okay, nothing can go wrong with tequila.

So are you typically and on the rocks margarita drink or a frozen on the rocks?

On the rocks?

Okay?

Perfect?

So then they said that on the rocks is the best way to have They said a quote.

You get a better sense of the detail when you don't blend it into slush.

I mean, not wrong, he said, don't get me wrong.

The slurby margarita is a fun drink, without a doubt, But if you want to taste something complex, interesting and delicious, on the rocks is the way to go, which makes sense.

I'm gonna agree with that.

Also, I don't like brain freezes.

Oh so I don't want it on like in mush I think the slushy kind of version is so much easier to get messed up on two because it's so easy to drink it.

Yeah, so it could just really mess you up.

I mean, well, what do you prefer?

You like you're slushy?

I look at either way.

Okay, I like the like flavored ones, I think more.

And I do like a mango margarita anything mangara like a slushy form I think.

I like the flavored ones that are, but like a traditional margarita on the rocks, okay.

And I don't want salt on the rim.

I'm not.

I'm not salty like that.

I'm salty.

You're not a rim salter.

But nope, nope, I'm asking.

I'm going to move on.

Okay, I was just asking questions.

Desin's laughing in the corner, knowing that there's other things we wanted to say about that.

How do you like your margarita?

I like mine on the rocks?

Actually, see, I'm with you.

Are you a salty rim?

Guy passed pass on that.

Yeah, we're gonna drink.

Start making the drink now, okay.

So the next bullet point said to pop the glasses in the freezer for a few minutes.

He says, just one minute in the freezer will keep your cocktail as cold as basically if they had a comparison of like when you use a warm plate to keep your food warmer.

Makes step with like a cold cup.

Yeah, so I did that, but then like while we were setting up, they got a little melty.

But I did put the drinks in the freezer and then I put some ice in them, so they getting a little condensation.

Okay, it's okay, it's fine, Okay.

The next step says that tequila should be one hundred percent of goving.

Any tequila that doesn't have one hundred percent of gove is usually mixed with other materials like syrups and extracts materials away from those I don't like materials in my alcohol.

Yeah.

I don't know what that means, but it sounds in my immediate thing.

I'm like lacquer tarpentie, Like what's happening right, like undrinkable things?

Yes, yes, okay, it's like when you think about what they crap they put in cigarettes, Like that's the same thing in my head, I'm like, oh, what are they putting in my tequila?

They're right, So I got a tequila that literally says on it like immediately I was in the liquor store and I'm like, gotcha, I got no I could make that work, okay.

So and then it also says the last step was to use fresh fruit.

So without fresh lime juice, margaritas lack the tartness and the acidity that can only be attained from limes.

So what our friends didn't see when Courtney got here and I was pressing some limes and she was slicing, and she was poisoned.

So I have the lime juice in here already, So I skipped a step.

You guys are gonna have to believe us.

Just trust me.

I put two shots of lime juice in there, fresh squeeze limes because we might be drinking straight tequila.

It doesn't matter.

I mean, might be nothing in there.

It's fine, it's just nice.

I just wanted to save everybody the crazy I started watching me try to struggle and then get myself covered in But I'm pretty sure everybody would have enjoyed it, so just I would have enjoyed it.

But I'm just saying you've got a little glimpse of it.

It was a struggle.

Yeah, but you like pre opened everything, and I want to see the struggle.

So does everybody know too well that it's gonna be yes?

Okay, So shall I make it?

Yes?

Okay.

So it says this is for one drink, So I'm gonna double everything.

I think it's for one holse, we're gonna adding it's for one drink.

I'm gonna double everything, needing for everybody says two.

That has to be one drink.

Okay, we're gonna do four.

The tequila.

Oh god, it's gonna be an interesting episode.

Okay, can you narrate because I'm gonna be away from microphone.

So right now, Stephane, Stephanie, and oh in the mixer or in the shake, in the shaker.

In the shaker, there is lime juice.

She is now pouring two shots of tequila.

Four three shots of tequila.

Now we're four shots of tequila, guys, four shots.

Okay, Well I'm gonna tequila of juice.

Next, she's picking up the what are we picking up?

Oh, we are picking up the orange liqueur cure simple serve.

She's pouring it into a shot glass, dumping it in.

She's got one.

Okay, now she's putting the lead back on.

We are I like my rim salted?

Stephanie, where's my salt?

Okay, she's ignoring me.

Oh wow, you see that.

For those of you who can't see her, she is on the move.

Guys, there's gonna be there's gonna be lots of noises in these puffs.

You might want to hold the top.

Okay, that feels better.

She's pouring one glass, glass three four.

Okay, I'm sorry.

It's just it's like having a presidente at at Chili's where you have extra in your shaker.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm really scared right now.

What if that doesn't taste good?

Cheers?

It really is strong?

Oh my, I don't mind it.

It gets the back of the jaw.

It's that fresh line was a little different.

That all is a bit different.

Oh oh my gosh, it's great.

Is it supposed to burn going down?

That'thing?

Can you add mixologists under my name?

Oh?

Yeah, no, it gets the back of your tongue.

Oh it's a whole new element.

You know what's weird?

The first taste I was like, Okay, that wasn't bad.

The second taste, I was like, oh, the third taste, I was like, okay, so either my taste buds are just fucked right now.

You are you're confusing them right now.

It's okay now, actually you're not wrong the first The first one was weird, the rest are okay.

Maybe that's maybe we drunk already.

It's possible.

Okay, Well, the rest of this episode is going to be very interesting.

Okay, we can't like keep chugging at Jesus, can not.

Oh, there's more in the shah.

Okay, here's the thing.

I don't mind it.

It's a lot of something.

Do you mind if I take a sip of water?

No?

Please do?

I just need to.

It's a lot of something.

But you know what, it's not a lot of black hair, and I don't know.

It's pretty damn close.

Okay, well, wow, I have a different type of alcohol taste to it.

Maybe I think it's the line that really like elevates it.

You know what.

It's the darkness.

They warned us, they said, tart.

It's like I can't fix my face, you know why, because it's like lingering back here right, It's just like lingering.

Yeah, I'm gonna say it again.

I don't mind it.

That's a new one.

Try sure, okay, Oh I'm dying to try.

Oh man, I can't wait to hear his reaction.

That's gonna be good.

Yeah.

Sure, it's TURPENTI it's turpentime.

It's that kind of alcohol.

Oh oh no, no, wait, try another one.

Somebody gets the more you do it better.

Yeah, it's a second sent they get you.

It's the third one.

You want it back.

It's very intriguing.

Really, I'm gonna keep drinking it.

Okay.

I also saw a like a simple syrup that had a cracking taste.

Good now, because you're drunk, you know what it tastes like.

Remember those popsicle sticks that were in like those plastic sleeves that you would freeze.

Oh yeah, yeah, the lime one kind of yeah.

Or if you cut that one open, pour half it out, fillers pe tequila.

I'll taste just like that.

Yeah.

That might be actually a shortcut way to make it.

Probably cheaper too.

I think next time we'll do that.

Wow.

Okay, this is gross, but it made me.

We're a little It does not taste good, so well it couldn't in could have both of you.

It could have been the dinner that you just had.

Pizza.

It wasn't the pizza, well pizza pizza, Oh maybe yeah, all right, well, you know our sinuses are clear, we are alert, we are alert, and now we're ready for something probably more interesting that you have to share.

Oh my gosh, this was pretty good though.

Thanks.

I like your work on it.

I like your segment, but yeah, you need to work on this.

I'll work on it.

I don't know if it was the tequila.

I don't know if it was the lie.

It wasn't expensive tequila, so I'm sure that makes a huge difference.

Because I do like petrona.

I'm going to have a headache to price of petrone hydrate.

Definitely, drink a bunch of water, get a liquid I V or two, throw it in there.

You're fine.

I got you some type of hydration supplement in case we can't use the term in the just make it work or if you want a sponsor responding rate.

So maybe I can make this like a segment every now and then where I find like a different drink for us.

I think you should and I will just put a quick disclaimer out, they're probably gonna all taste bad.

Great, because I feel that this is like my trend because even when I try to like cook something, I will follow the recipe to a t and somehow it still gets jacked.

That's okay, though, I think it's so you're learning.

I think it's I think I'm the problem.

Probably that's okay.

You know what, It's just not your strong suit.

But you enjoy it, so keep doing it.

I'll find a good one for us.

I'm telling you, it's like every other one is good and bad.

So I mean the next one will be good.

I made you like an espresso martini one time.

Maybe that's just delicious.

Yeah, okay, I'll do that next.

Okay, great, great, Okay, you go.

So I have Am I an asshole?

Are you ask?

I mean, are you an asshole?

Stephanie?

Oh?

I thought you're asking me if I think you're a soul?

What's what's your story again?

Oh my god?

So?

Okay, So I found it on read it.

I read it has the thing am I an asshole?

So I was going to do it.

I have two of them, Okay, I love it.

So the first one's a little is a little shorter, shorter.

It's called the out earner.

Okay, ready, I'm ready.

So after thirty years of steady progress, I'm making pretty good money.

Like I recently readjusted my fur one case so I don't have to overpay into this year.

I don't really know what he's talking about.

I don't know he adjusted it.

So now his take home pay is more than his roommates pay for rent and some sort of low end ugly house and a poor neighborhood is what he's saying.

Okay, I didn't say it.

He said.

It's really laid it out there.

Sure is.

So both of my roommates and Selver friends are constantly struggling.

I tried to help buy drastically undercharging the rent.

They probably pay half of what the going rate is for rooms in the city.

The landlord is, I mean, he's saying, he's a friend.

So he's got friends staying with him.

He's got this and they're paying him rent to he's got like his old ugly house whatever, got it?

Okay, Okay, So so he undercharges for the rent and then being the one who buys take out like at movie nights and things like that.

So he's kind of going into Basically, I pay for everything on that Okay, So I pretty much downplay my income and will downplay my available money by pointing out the college expenses that I have to pay for my child and the cost of filling my old junker car with gas.

Okay, So he's got all these.

You know, he makes good money, but he downplays it.

Okay.

So I was hanging out with a friend recently and he asked what I make.

I was honest.

So he called me a jerk and said that I was condescending to my friends by acting poor.

He was actively I'm angry and about me faking that I'm poor.

Meanwhile, I'm just trying to save up so I can have a warm place to go to the bathroom when I'm old.

I don't know why, Okay, Anyways, he wants a warm place to go when he's old.

Okay, So I'm going to change.

I'm gonna charge rent to live.

I'm gonna charge rent to live in my house.

It seems wrong to have people live here rent free.

I agree.

I feel like everybody should pay.

I just I just way under charge.

I have no desire to get a fancy new car or show off a nicer house.

I do spend money on travel, but that's re or due to my job meeting me so much.

And uh, no one, no one sees how nice shit, and no one sees how nice I travel.

I don't.

That doesn't make sense.

It's not a it's not a sentence.

He just wants to know if he's an asshole for acting poor, that's all it is.

So Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

I'm just gonna bullet point it.

Okay, he's got a house, yea, friends live there, Yes, pay him rent, pays him rents.

He makes more money than his friend.

Correct, But now he's outed himself to one of the friends, saying that he makes this kind of money, but he's acting, which makes me think that he doesn't hide it as well as he thinks he does.

If his friend was like, hey, bt dubs, what do you make?

First of all, that's why would you even ask?

Anyway, that's none of your business, and that's over to ask your friend.

And also your friends are in your favorite at a lot to say about this well.

Also, also I don't even know if they're like I mean, I'm sure they're friends and they probably hang out occasionally or whatever, but their roommates.

But the problem that I'm having with this whole big thing is like this person wants to be upset or jealous or whatever it is that the person who owns the house makes more money than him, right right, that's kind of more what it is.

It's not this whole.

I don't think it's this whole like you're acting poor, Like just because he has modest taste doesn't mean he's acting poor.

I agree, But I also think on the other side of it is that guy could be easily kicked out of his house and go pay more money and rent somebody's else.

So do you like where you live in the price point that you're living it, because you're probably getting a deal, right versus like what the competitive pricing is out there.

You're making You're gonna be paying more money to lift somebody's else, right, So so do you want to pay let's rent?

Just just go If you've got a problem with I think they're friend who asked him how much money do you make?

And then screw you for acting poor?

Is the ashole of the situation.

I agree.

I'm going to agree one hundred percent.

I do I understand why he would feel a person who wrote this would feel like awkward or uncomfortable.

But I also feel like if he's the person who owns the house and then it is collecting rent, I feel like it's implied that he has a different income than anybody else because he's got that's his chel income kind of change at his job, and he's also collecting rent right well, and it's his house like he bought the house, yes, which means that he has enough money to be able to pay for a house, or the jo on it what they're paying or whatever it is.

But I think this whole thing is just awkward because it's none of anybody else's business what this man makes.

Who cares?

You shouldn't have answered to begin one?

He said, let this in your business.

Yeah, but I don't feel comfortable answer that question.

I don't know, no, no, all, okay, confirmed tell us what you think.

But here's it.

Tell us if you think and think if you think he's an asshole or not.

I mean, we don't think he is, but I love another opinion, our protective on it.

So let us know.

Thank you?

Yeah, all right?

Do you want to hear another one?

Or do you want to do one?

No you do?

Okay, Okay, so this one was called the Crafty Friend.

I felt like it was speaking to me about you.

It's kind of about me maybe, and I write it.

Well, I hope not, because this is gonna be awkward if you did.

I didn't.

Okay.

I crochet as a hobby.

Okay, this is not I did not write this.

I immediately know I crochet.

I don't as a hobby.

I used to.

I did you know a little like Koala little beds when there was all those fires in Australia.

I did.

Didn't you crochet?

Little?

I did?

They were like little They're like little nests, little little baby like couches they were.

I know.

Okay, so I crochet as a hobby.

This is what This is not me.

This is the time.

Okay.

I started doing it about six or seven years ago to help cope with my anxiety, which I think is really good.

Actually, yeah, channel it.

So over time I've become pretty good at it, and I've done some commissions for small things.

I have recently opened my own website where I post my patterns and tips for free.

So she doesn't really make any money.

I don't think she just has it up there.

Sometimes she sells some things or some things that she makes, and she doesn't want to give it away, so she puts it on there, but she doesn't really actively sell anything.

It's just up there for her whatever.

Okay, I have a friend, her name is Lynn, who was always asking me for stuff.

I've made her a scarf and hat set, and I gifted her a baby blanket for her rainbow baby, all of which have been for free.

She asked me to make more complicated stuff for her, like cardigans.

Large.

I don't know what this word is.

Okay, it's am GURROMI I don't know spell it here.

Let me show you it's right, I'm gonna know where is it?

Right here?

Our air air?

First, I thought you were trying to say like origami, and I'm sure is it?

How would you say that?

I don't okay, I don't moving on.

It sounds complicated, and she says she's not that person she does.

You know what, I definitely cat.

I don't know what that I mean here, knew it.

It's even say it.

It's a large something toy.

I literally was trying to pronounce it like in my head, like you were going to try it for everybody.

No, because in my head I couldn't even get them to like work as sounds together.

So I was not going to keep going.

Okay, great, so she does.

Also she does complex blankets.

What she says, maybe that's a blanket?

I don't know.

Should I google it really quick?

I feel like she fell it from holding me.

I'm already yet, you just felt it for me.

Let me know when you're ready.

She's ready?

Am I?

Gee?

You are you?

Am I?

M hmmm.

It's just showing.

Oh maybe it those little animals.

Oh like those little crochet cute little animal Yeah, yeah, yeah, the ones you get the little kids.

Yeah, they're like little animals.

Oh we're gonna look.

Get that guy.

Oh he's fussy.

He's a little fuzzy cow, little jellyfish.

Anyway, it's these cute little animal things that you can crochet.

Okay.

I actually have a book of those because when I was pregnant, uh huh, I felt like you needed to start crocheting.

I'm gonna start doing something very like maternal and just nurturing it.

Maybe that's when I'm sitting down and relaxing, I can do it.

And I learned how let that go I learned a couple of stitches, okay, because my goal was I want to make these little like I remember at little things.

And I was like, I'm gonna do it because I had this little okay, so cute that a whole like course different thing of all these different yarns and little meatily thingies.

And I made my husband and I friendship bracelets.

Sure did.

We did two different colors, but we had matching friendships braces, of course.

And I put a button on it, okay, so you were it every day.

There aren't parts not too long after because the button like came off because I'm not a master yet.

You didn't tie it, but I did.

But it's slippery, and then the yarn isn't slippery.

That's one I bought.

I'm basically soaking wet, so I'm like stitching.

And I made a couple of things, learned a couple of stitches, and then I literally just stopped.

Okay, And it's in like a cabinet in my husband's office in his home office, just just sitting there just way.

Maybe when I can learn how to pronounce them, I can get back into like embracing what they are.

I'm a cute little like penguins or something a cute Can you make me a cute penguin?

Yes, I'd like Okay, I'd like to say that I make a cordion and Stephanie penguin, and I like to say that on the chest of mine.

Here's the thing.

I made a friendship bracelet.

And if you think I can bust out a penguin with a monogram on it, that's three D.

Yeah, that's gonna be very complex, but I'm intrigued, and I have the book on how to do it said, maybe you should start tonight after my daughter goes to college.

I want to knock it out.

Probably not like, Hey, I love the ideas.

I'd love it too.

We can just buy them now.

I know what they're called, but not how to pronounce Its great, You're like, a, am I do you have this?

Can you can you show me how?

I do?

Like the Google Translate and the people that like Joanne, like Dan, I know I do like.

I definitely not dread this.

I don't know how to pronounce It's fine.

I'm sorry.

Continue okay, drinking this backtruck a minute.

So, her friend has asked her to do all these complicated things her friend.

Yes, so she's doing these little doll things or whatever she wants her to do, like complex blankets, which she always says no to.

As much as she loves Lynn, she's very demanding and she does this for fun, so she doesn't want to do it full time.

She just wants to do it for fun.

Sure, Okay, So I had time consuming, right, Okay?

And I mean that's yeah, Okay, So I enjoyed giving her gifts, but I don't feel I don't want to feel obligated.

It takes me a while to finish complex things, and I know she won't be okay with waiting for more than like a week.

Sure, which, okay, if you're getting it for free, girl, you're gonna wait exactly.

Recently, I posted a patchwork card again I made, and Lynne texted me asking me if I can make one for her.

I said no, because it took me a month to finish the one that I just did, and I had other things that I wanted to make.

So she asks if she paid for it, then if she would make it for her, and I told her that based on the cost of the material and an hourly wage for skilled labor, it would cost four hundred dollars.

WHOA Okay.

She said that this was ridiculous and there was no way that the cardigan would be worth four hundred dollars out.

I told her, I agree, but that's what That's what I usually don't take commission and would rather just give stuff away that I make.

I told her that I'm not being greedy, okay, so justify a girl.

Realistically, if I took commission for this cardigan, I'd be charging for like seventy five dollars.

I give a two month timeline, but I wanted to deter her from asking.

Again, Am I the asshole for quoting her such a large price?

So if anybody on Etsy, let's say, was buying its correct her friends, she's like four hundred dollars.

Here's the thing.

I don't think she's being an asshole, but I feel like maybe she should be more point, but she should just be more up front sure, like listen.

And also I think if she wants to give Lynn or anybody these gifts that she's crocheting and feel like holidays, I'm birthdays, I think that's amazing.

I think that's right.

She's taking a time to do it and it's for an occasion, absolutely, but I think it's very demanding of her friend to be like out of nowhere on a whim and be like, hey, make this for me, take the time to do it, materials.

I'm not going to pay you, but against me three days, Like, that's crazy, it's irrational, that's ridiculous.

I am rude.

I think the steep price is a little much.

I think where she's trying to shed have just been real with her, and I think and maybe she was trying not to be like, I don't have time to do it, oh, but you're paying me.

I have.

Maybe she's afraid of how it's gonna look.

Maybe, but it's like if you people who are going to pay you for it, they would take prayer of your friend who's mooching off of your skills and your talent.

Yeah.

I don't think she's an asshole.

I think the frounder bucks is a bit much.

I think she should have more transparency, But I don't think she's the asshole.

No, I don't think she's the asshole.

I think the friend for taking advantage of another friend for like what they do, I think that's completely unacceptable.

That's the asshole.

So anyways, those are my two am I an asshole?

Stories?

They were good, Thank you.

I'll drink tarp and time to that.

Okay, oh, good down match.

My face is getting a little warm as actually it's being watered down by the eye saluted a little.

That's good and I like that.

I say, good, it's getting better.

I don't know if it's getting better though.

Oh I think the water's helping.

You don't think so.

Okay, my face is warm, That's all I'm gonna say.

I feel like I'm getting I'm getting warshed, getting sunburnt me here.

Yeah, okay, so wait, what's the what do you got?

Okay?

So my next story kind of came in a weird time.

So my husband and I recently took a trip to the Pacific northwest, right, and we got back a couple of days ago this weekend yesterday, sitting on my couch scrolling through Google on my phone every yeah, and I found this article with a very intriguing headline that I was like, hmm, okay, it's like tell me more so the headline I was on upi dot com.

The headline said, overturned truck spills red wine in Washington roundabout, and I was like, well, I was just there.

How would I miss this?

It sounds like in my head right now, they were going way too fast, that's what.

And it just toppled over.

Ye.

So it happened in August twenty fourth, which was literally the day I left Washington.

I was like, you had your chance.

You could have been seen on the sidelines.

Just be like, mouth open, I have kecks.

I'm like, well, and then I'm like, if it was a white wine truck, O would be like turned the planer out.

But basically, the Washington State Patrol said that the off ramp roundabout was closed when a tanker truck overturned and spilled red wine across the entire roadway.

No other vehicles were involved, not even mine.

Unfortunately the incident no involved than the incident, and the driver was treated for minor injuries.

So what happened to all the wine?

I mean, did all of its spill?

I don't know any of these, any of these answers, but it feels like a sin Okay, I have a question.

Yes, so I have lots of questions.

Actually, okay, let's here.

One is was it a like, you know, like the milk trucks where it's just like a big vat of like the red wine.

That's literally how I envisioned it, like those giant eighteen wheelers and like those round metal backs.

Right.

Absolutely, it either says that there's something explosive in it or it's milk.

Right, it's either a dairy product or extremely flammable right now in between.

No, but that is what I read this.

Literally, I envisioned one of those giant trucks get full of red wine.

It was my head a fucked on the wine spilled and it probably wasn't the case.

No, it probably wasn't, was it It was a cased wine I'm assuming.

Okay, the article said nothing, So here's what I'm assuming.

It was huge, So like, no, it's like the waterfalls that you seemed.

It wasn't that of just red wine.

It was like you know, one of those little little Tonka trucks for like kids.

Yeah, And it was just like a like a U shape and it was like filled with wine, like it like one bottle of wine and that's spilt and we're like and they're making like wine angels on the floor, Like no, not the wine that I was soaking to my skin, it's on the ground, like just licking it up, like, don't judge me.

Well, I got the orbit, but I'll just lay here for a minute, take up all your clothes, like I will absorb all the getting it all and you just ring it out in your routh.

And then the next part of the article is like, Florida Native Northwest, you know what, I kinny dips in wine that's spilt all over the roundabout.

I did Flortians last week.

That would be us.

This would be yeah, yeah, we would be the flirtiest soaking up the wine with our shirts.

And then I would, right, am I an asshole for resisting arrest when I'm baking wine angels in the middle?

Round about?

Full circle?

Take it it's right, no judgment.

And then the next week Cord He's like, I have an ample, an asshole, and a florty all on one, all on one, they're all together and wine.

So I mean, it's just like a triple threat.

Really I love that.

So that happened the day I left.

So one obviously had nothing to do with it because I'm an ever spelline.

And then two I was like, well, that's a weird coincidence.

Interesting it's interesting timing.

Yeah, I let's telling the random story.

I just thought of, yeah, okay.

So also when we were in Pacific Northwest, we were in Seattle and we went to Portland too, So we did a little three hour drive to Portland at twice.

And then while we were down there, my husband and I were like, let's get pedicures.

Great, been walking around a lot.

Yeah, we flew a lot.

Let's get pedicure.

Let's get relaxed.

So I find one nearer we were on Google had great reviews, great stars.

I call her, She's like, yeah, would be free in ten minutes.

Great.

We get some coffee because they're everywhere, of course, and we go in the place was very nice.

We both were like impressed.

We were like, okay, because we're the one hundred dollars pedicures.

They were overpriced for sure, especially Micha.

I'll tell you about it.

But we walked in and the first thing I noticed, because like where we live, I feel like, if I google a new place, get my nails done.

Like a lot of them don't have the best reviews, not the highest stars, and a lot of them are like old right, They're not the most like up to date places.

When I see pictures of updated places, I'm like, Okay, I have to go there.

Right when I was googling all of them like four point six and higher, and they all looked nice, and I was like, okay, Oregan, So does everybody fly out to the Pacific northwest northwest to get their predicures?

I mean, I won't ever again, but it's possible.

So we get there.

We both were like, this place was really nice.

The woman who greeted us was a fucking gem.

She was so stinking cute.

Really, she was so nice to us.

She's chatting with us.

She brought us to our little chairs.

We got a little feet season.

They're a little Tosi's soaking.

She's chatting with us, She's so stinking nice.

She goes to get some stuff, she goes back sit in front of my husband.

She gets him all set up.

He falls asleep.

Right, I'm sitting waiting for my flipper go up, and this woman who was very I would say agitated looking, oh, comes over and she like sits down and she's like the best of my husband.

I described it was like she was washing dishes.

Right, She's just like just in the bowl, just I'm like, oh god, okay, well she's touching me.

While she was doing she was dis aggressive, and I've gotten a lot of pedicures, right, yeah, I've got a lot of pedicures, of course, So this is the beginning.

Okay.

So she takes my nail polish off and she gets a little cuticle trimmers out.

And the last time I got a pedicure before the when I got whatever a week or so ago, was like maybe six weeks ago, so it wasn't like super recent, but it wasn't so long ago that my feet were fucked right, right, So she is trimming my big toe cuticles so bad that it actually started hurting.

And I told her, I can you just stop doing that?

Because that does not feel that it hurts.

It's hurting.

Yeah, okay, so naturally in Florida sandal season, I gotta use the little cheese grater thing.

He right, yeah, okay.

The entire experience was painful, the whole thing, I mean my whole I thought she was gonna like she's gray my shin.

And then I'm like, oh god, and I'm like, okay, can you I ask her, can you just stop doing that?

I look at my husband's like oh, he's getting this deep, awful massage.

I mean, the woman is so sweet.

And then she's asking.

I'm like, okay, I can't talk to you, sweet awesome, beautiful lady.

This woman's murdering my feet.

So then I literally just like asked just to stop everything she was doing, and then she just like whatever everything.

I was really fast and kate my toes and then we had to leave.

I was so angry.

I got so clammy because I got so mad.

And then my husband's like, oh, that was great, and I'm like yeah, yeah, you're like no, I can't walk.

Yeah, I'm sure.

It was my big toe for like two days.

And I'm like and then when we were leaving, because we were done and we were like, I was waging my toes dry in our chair and she got up into go massac or somebody else's face or feet or fingers or whatever.

I don't know angers.

Can you imagine if she did, like brows or Something's what I'm thinking, Like everybody's brows would be just angry.

She would just wax her face so they were just as angry as she was.

Just like sit there, look like okay, God, oh, I don't know you was dope, I'm hurting me nice, Oh my god, are you okay?

So I'm just sitting there and I'm like cooling off.

I'm so fucking mad, and I'm like, I can't even relax and you're hurting me.

So I we get situated, I'm like, I just gotta go, like I want to leave.

We waited a little bit, a couple mins sturfe dry, I talk about my hands on and the sweet little lady comes over who was helping my husband.

She comes over and she's like, oh my guys leaving and I'm like yeah, and she was like, oh okay.

I'm like, no, that was really just rough.

That was rough.

She's like, I know, I'm so sorry.

I'm like, she knows she clearly saw and hurt me.

Expressed to the lady that I'm not interested in anymore of this torture.

But I'm like, I don't know.

I don't know if that lady was like manager or own the place where she was just really sweet and work there.

I don't know a situation, man, you might have just got someone fires.

But then now I'm thinking about it.

When we left, maybe an hour or two later or whatever it was, I got a phone call from them, and I didn't answer because I was like, I'm not gonna answer it.

But now I don't know what it was.

She didn't leave me a message or anything, but the nail boys called me like an hour or two after we left.

I was crying the owner because that nice lady.

Yeah, maybe or somebody she maybe she knew from We told her from Florida and all that stuff, but like, I don't know.

And I was like, but we were like out someplace or we were I couldn't have my phone, and I was like, Oh, that's weird the nail place.

And I was like, why don't like, I don't know what.

I didn't think anything of me.

They're probably calling to apologize.

Well, then they should have charged me less.

Oh okay, Well, in hindsight, their pedicures were expensive.

But I'm glad my husband had a great time.

It fell in the fall asleep.

You should have just punched him in the arm.

Maybe no, maybe the water hotter just crank up the heat and that on burnast some sensitive toes crank of heat.

Can you imagine if he had that girl, he would have been pissed.

He would have been so mad.

I actually probably would have been not very nice to her.

He would have been meaner to her than I was, and I wasn't very mean.

I was just like, Okay, that doesn't feel good.

Please stop.

He would have been like, not very nice to her.

No, I would agree with that, knowing him the way I do, Yes, he just would not have been nice.

Left mid pedicure, Yeah, I would have been like, it's not unjust, but I'm uncomfortable.

You're like, my mind's greatest.

We're not leaving sleeping.

What do you mean?

Oh my gosh, that happened.

Okay, wow, wow do you I feel like you need to have some therapy after that?

Oh?

I thought that's what this was.

Oh oh awkward.

Do they know that?

Because I don't feel like everybody knows they just witnessed, like our therapy session.

That is so awkward for that normal though, I mean, this is yeah, this is mild.

This is mild.

You don't really ask for an opinion.

You just talk about your your your trauma.

Yeah, and usually it's like t M I it's so this was very mild.

Absolutely, Okay, you're a I was in mid yeah, oh wow, I was not prepared.

Sorry, Well, let's see we're changing gear here from padres to monsters from toe torture.

So okay, monsters, yes, monsters, Okay, it's fun.

The loch Ness Monster.

Lete that's exciting.

It is exciting.

And here's the thing.

Do you want to go to Scotland?

I would love to go to Scotland.

Let's I have a friend that lives in Scotland.

We could go stay flat, anything Zoe or something.

Why do I remember that?

I don't know.

It's Chloe close close?

It was close.

It wasn't ooe in the end, I was very close.

You were close, sorry Chloe, not Zoe.

Yeah, that would be so awesome to go.

So anyways, I found this article about the Locknest Monster.

They had starting as actually it was this weekend.

It was the twenty fourth, No, the twenty six.

What's today, the twenty six and twenty seventh, twenty seven, twenty seven.

It was Saturday and Sunday?

Okay they start today yesterday?

Yes?

Yes?

So uh they started they opened up another investigation about the Lockness Monster.

Okay, rights, this is fun.

This is like breaking news, guys, this is exciting breaking you've heard it here?

Not first ka, I mean it's all over the Internet.

But that's okay.

So this is an article that was written by her name is Jill Lawless and it was the London Ap.

Okay, okay.

So with drones and webcams, volunteers and hunters joined a new search for the mythical Lochness Monster.

That is fun.

This weekend, Like this weekend, I'm up and ask us to participate in any kind of like research.

But fine, whatever, do you know that there is a Lochness Center, like an active center for people, you know how, like they have like the CDC for like whatever, yeah, for whatever whatever they do?

What do they do?

Disease control set the abbreviation and then we're like, I don't know what that is.

So hopefully whatever creis are another I started thinking about the Center for Disease Control whatever the Walking Dead because they went to the CDC.

Anyways, that's anyways, okay, I'm not the only reason why you know of the cd not the whole pandemic or anything.

Whatever.

Okay, okay, so here we go.

So mystery Hunters converge on the Scottish Lake on Saturday, August twenty six, twenty twenty three.

Is our mystery Hunters like just to Linder.

Are they everywhere?

They're probably everywhere, and they're probably for like that.

That's dhing Pacific.

I don't have any time and talk about when my name.

Let's look into that.

Ok this is pricking.

We got exciting.

It's excited.

Okay.

So they were looking for signs of this mythical Lochness monster, The Lochness Center said.

Researchers try to see evidence for NeSSI using thermal imaging, drones, infrared cameras, and hydrophone to dedicate or I'm sorry, to detect underwater sounds and the lake's murky waters.

That's smart.

I would use the hydrophone.

That's really good.

So do you know what the hydrophone does?

Detect sounds deep water?

Right, Okay, Okay, good job.

Thanks.

I don't know if that's it.

Okay, So I didn't really detect underwater sounds, so I think it basically just told you.

So.

The two day event is being build as the largest survey of the lake in fifty years and includes volunteers scanning the water with boats in the lake shore, with others around the world joining in with webcams.

So I don't know if the others have the webcams doing it, or if this Lochnest Center is providing the webcams.

Okay, I'm not entirely sure.

It's all hilarious.

I love it, so Alan McKenna of the Lochnest Center said, and I'm sure he's an official of course of the lock Yes, so you have to have a degree to be in this center, I'm gonna say no, okay, so uh yeah.

So he said that they were aiming to inspire a new generation of Lochness enthusiasts.

M McKenna told the BBC Radio the searchers were looking for breaks in the surface and asking volunteers to record all manner of natural behavior on the loch.

So they're just trying to find if there's water splashing somewhere.

Maybe yes, but it's not like any other sea creature that lived there and we know about.

But just just make sure you check you right, Okay, just kind of document ripples, yeah, okay, just but just check it.

Not every ripple or wave is a beastie.

Oh you don't say.

Some of those can be explained, but there are a hintful that cannot, he said, not me.

The Lockness Center is loc Why are you laughing?

Because it just makes me think of Bigfoot, and I have just so many thoughts going through my head on situation that I just I'm just waiting.

Okay, I'm very excited.

The Lochna Center is located at the former Oh shit, God, this is a big name and I another one.

I actually, I actually got onto Marian weebster dot com to try to figure out how to say it, and I've already forgotten.

Hold On, you didn't like copy and paste to like I should.

The finetical steps fell, you know I didn't.

So is it?

Is it like a Scottish word?

It's very Scottish?

Wait, Chloe, I'm sorry.

Hold on, drumnad drummagri ate.

No, okay, it's a hotel.

Yeah, where the modern where the modern day NeSSI legend began?

Oh, drum magic it right?

Yeah, yeah, that's dru magic.

It got it's so wrong, it's not it's right.

Wait a minute, there's no way it's pronounced your magic it wait you wait, I would love to be wrong.

There's no way that sounds so not Scottish.

There's no way that's right.

Wait, I'm asking Google.

Wait a minute, I'm you know what I don't I don't like you saying that.

I can't say it period.

I just love the thought of like all the funds going into trying to find the Locknest monster.

It makes me think of like all this big Foot stuff of like if you haven't found him yet, sorry, you know.

Yeah, And don't get me wrong, I love big Foot.

I'm obsessed with big Foot to a point of where, like I've talked about too much, but like that's what given a whole lock nest thing?

Oh see squish?

No, no, how do you say it?

He goes?

Luck?

Luck.

I don't want to stay tuned.

I want to know what it is right now.

When it's not dramagicate, it is dramatical.

You doing a really great job drum the drucket.

So that sound like dramagic it to you?

Why does he keeps saying it?

Stop?

Okay?

Are you trying to stop because you realize you're very drumagicate?

Yes, drum the druget is what he thought like you was saying dramagicate.

That's the English pronunciation dramagicate.

I didn't say high pitched like that.

You know what I like when people go grassiest drnagicate Hotel okay, in Scotland and Scotland blocks.

This is where it begins.

Well, you're not listening.

I'm stuck on this culture magic gate thing.

It's the only time I have to say it.

It's done.

That's actually so inten In nineteen thirty three, manager Aldi McKay reported spotting a water beast and the mountain Fringed Lock, the largest body of freshwater by volume in the United Kingdom and is up to seven hundred and fifty feet in one of the deepest parts.

That's what it was.

This story kicked off and enduring worldwide fascination with finding this elusive monster, spawning hoaxes and hundreds of eyewitness accounts.

Numerous theories have been put forward over the years, including the creature may be a prehistoric marine reptile, giant eels, a sturgeon okay, or even an escaped circus elephant.

That fantastic and stupid game.

This is like is it is it his trunk that he's just say it's like in the water and his trunk.

Just did you hear the theory about people think it might be a whale, dick, I'm sorry, since you mentioned it might be a whale, that's actually the theory out there that apparently like when a whale is like looking at mate, when he's like wait, he's looking at wat waiting for the lady, he just like turns over like wait a minute, you say, waiting for the lady, waiting for I don't know how whales do it, but like when they're waiting for it, he just like turns over the surface and goes like not with his like whale dick.

Stop.

Yeah, there's are I saw a video about it.

So it's long enough to make it look like the old picture of the luck ness is you gonna find a picture for you?

I don't want a picture for you?

Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't feel like should I.

I don't feel like I know you're gonna see a whale chick.

It's gonna happen.

Oh I can't wait.

This is exciting.

Yeah, this is something that's for sure that would make your pretty big like large, large and in charge.

But it's like curved on the end.

How does how does it?

Okay?

I have so many questions.

Okay, so that's the blurry nasty picture we get, right, the one that nobody knows or something?

Okay, cool, So that's the blurry whatever.

So I mean not wrong, can't see I mean, if it was, if it wasn't night, it looked just the same.

It's a lot.

How big is that?

Should I ask that question?

Is it appropriate?

How big is a whale dick?

Are all whale dick's the same size?

Well, but this article is also saying that, it kind of like debunks it.

But it also says a blue whale, I can have a ten foot ten feet t what do you do with that?

Stop?

I don't I don't know how Nope, Okay, so they don't think it's true, but I think it's a fun theory.

Is it fun?

I didn't think so, because how can that be untrue?

But a fucking circus elephant can be?

Oh, it can't be a whale, I mean, out of whales can get into the lock.

I don't know how geography works or how any kind of region connects.

I don't know any of that stuff.

But that's definitely more plausible than a circus elephant that escaped from the circus.

And if he's escaping, let him go because he's unhappy, right, But don't he breathe air?

So he's just like swimming in the lock and his little trunk is like his little snorkel.

Is that what's happening?

I mean that he would have to go the water eventually.

Have the answers from all right, well, let's move on because these are all ridiculous series.

Let me continue to debunk the whale just please please do it's the most plausible one.

Actually, so many believe the sidings are pranks or can be explained by floating logs or strong winds, but the legend is a boom for tourism and the picturesque Scottish Highland region sound Such skepticism did not deter volunteers like Craig Gallup most shit, Okay, galliphy classic.

Sure.

I believe that there is something in the lock, he said, though he is open minded about what it is.

I do think that there's got to be something that's feeling all the speculation.

He said that whatever the outcome of this weekend searches, the legend will continue.

I hope it does.

It will.

I think it's the imagination of something being the largest body of water water in the UK.

And there's a lot of stories, so he uh, there's still things.

Although they've been they've not been proven.

There's something quite special about the lock.

I agree with that.

I agree.

I love that.

I think people just like want to see something, something with a big fun.

People are like somebody saw something or some however long ago.

Yeah, and they just like want it to be true.

Absolutely, So they're like, I'm gonna look for that monster.

I feel like we should just go over and stay with Chloe.

Fine, and then we can go to the loch and look for the lock.

This monsters, Okay, I can do this whole thing.

We can look for water breaking and circus elephant and circus elephants or sturgeon or whale penises.

Yeah, here's the thing about that surgeon, Like that's a big fish, big fish, but like what is it doing like dolphin like tail?

Because that's like it's a dolphin.

Right, I'm gonna need you to stop.

I just need you hands happening, you know when you go in I don't know, thing with their tail and they're like on the surface of the water with their tails.

People think it sturgeons are doing that.

How is an alta water like that?

I don't have answers to stop doing that.

That's a good story, right, Yeah, I've actually, I am very happy you picked that one.

It's pretty cool that it's happening like right now.

Yes, and I'm like, heything, it's like, did relate to this?

It's fun, good time, Corney, thank you?

I like, can we ends on that fun note?

Yeah?

And then you know, we'll go to Scotland.

Okay, we'll record this, yare on our hunt for Lockness?

What if Bigfoot lives in Scotland?

Also him and NESTI are like buzz like people don't leave?

Was a fucking oh, I know, but that's the thing.

Maybe what if lock is Bunster's big Foot and he's swimming and he's doing the brushstroke and his arm is just so big it's like mur as he's stroking.

That's the theory.

He's stroking alright there it is just loness and nope, nope, big foot swimming.

Five person's all the same.

Guys.

I'm done.

He's such a trick what I'm not gonna bring you any more stories, No more stories for you, So okay, well, guys, thank you for stopping by and watching another one of our silly videot I just wanted to jump in and say that I think I just wanted to say, I just checked and we're at one hundred and fifty two.

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