Welcome to The John's Family Podcast.

For this week Halloween theme.

Correct it is?

Does everyone to talk through their costumes?

Yeah, you've probably got the most effort, I would say to Jay.

And yet what I did was just go through my wardrobe and my makeup draw nothing brought in.

I believe that.

What are you though?

Explain it to the people, because.

Listening, I'm just creepy.

I don't know you.

I'm going to hang on.

I'm going to warn you one more time.

I'm not about this funny business today.

I get it spooky Halloween, but no more funny business.

I've asked you twice, explain what you are or face the consequences.

OK, We'll just stop right there then.

So I'm all in black, and also speak up because I'm all in black?

Is that okay?

I'm all in black.

I have a black plats, I have yellow sorry orange and black stripe hands a terrifying.

I have an extended lip and it looks like someone may have stitched up my lips at some stage.

I don't know.

That's what I would say.

It's like a skeleton.

Let's just say you're a skeleton outfits the dead.

Top and sort of a slash Wednesday ish.

Yeah, Wednesday, yeah, yeah, maybe.

Tuesday, perhaps Sunday.

I'm already off this idea.

Well are a minute and a half in and you've already lost me to an idea I was very happy about.

And you come in here and you were so energetic, and then you come in here and then my turns on and you start speaking like a mouse and then refuse I.

Was actually being in character, but then you berated me for that.

Tell you what character?

The character wasn't very engaging.

And as Batman again.

Creativity.

Yeah, the mask is a bit more realistic this time, although I just can't seem to make it work.

It's a bit of an angle, you know, Yeah, yeah, you know, I'll take it.

It's like Batman has been too many scrums over the years.

Cooper, no surprises me.

This came out of your wardrobe.

Elect Hannimal, Elector one of my favorite villains of all time, A man who eats someone else's face off that's not his own.

It's a yes for me.

It's a yes for me.

And I've got a little quiz later on my favorite movie villains, and you guys have to guess on how many victims you think they have.

Could I researched how many victims they've gone?

Oh, man, I'm always thinking, I'm always thinking it.

And Dad, you've come as yourself.

Yeah, he went to his wardrobe.

She rated Cooper's wardrobe.

And I'll come as Jeffrey Darmer.

What's with the bread rolls over the sign?

Well, Trish, what I've done.

I've prepared a meal for you and I and I think you'll find the meat in there quite.

Flesh and enjoy, don't I know?

I can't know.

It's a guys, it's white meat, and that the white meat is it's a fast twitch muscle, which means I've carves it off the hamstring.

I somehow you've turned that into like a football theme somehow.

Oh my god, that bread bad.

How long has that bread been there?

That was like biting?

I know, but do you hear how crunchy that is.

That's like a bread roll that is.

Makes very bright you feel like Trician Cooper?

Oh my lord?

What are absolutely that is?

It sounds like you're biting into someone's.

Ashes, biting into a dead person.

Yeah, dead sandwich.

Because in that movie, Jeffrey Darmer, it's a show.

Well it was a TV shap.

He turns up at his neighbour's place presents her with the sandwich.

Always right, I missed that.

I stopped it.

How chewy is that in your mouth?

Extremely?

It looks like there's no saliva in his mouth whatsoever.

It's like he's got cotton mouth.

I got.

I'm chewing on the fingers at the moment, so it's a little bit chewy.

I'm gonna say I'm not a fan of Halloween.

I just find Halloween snotty nosed, unappreciative.

Little people walking around with little mucus.

Kids or like mister sneeze everywhere.

Yeah, and kids that like they're all on sugar highs.

Yeah, and they put their hands into the lolly chart just put him in there.

They've had their fingers up their nose and probably wiping, scratching their asses, and then all of a sudden that yet, I'm going to put up a sign not here today, not here tonight, not here.

Ever when you've had trigger treaters, are you guys the kind of people that would say only take one?

Well, yeah, well remember at our old house, like we would have an influx of people, like people would drive down drop off their kids, and like it would be full on.

You'd go to the front door and there could be twenty children in our front yard.

So I actually did have to I think one time I had to send one of you guys out to go and get more lollies.

And I also, I don't go cheap.

I go for the wrapped lollies.

Yeah, for hygiene, hygiene and safety purpose.

Most people go for the wrap.

I'm going to say the challenge, Yeah, let's see if we can scare kids off off our front lawn when they come in a pretty good job, right Nolat The four of us operates as a four person combination and basically see if we can terrify the kids that they won't come any were near the front door.

I think we could do it.

Would you want to stood there?

That talk like ed Gan?

And yeah, that's who I actually thought you were, Edan Jesus Christ.

The thing about it, Dad, I like that you've come in character.

Let's let's get that character stopping your You're being that weird that I don't know if I can converse with a serial pest killer.

Yes, do you know what the origins of Halloween are?

I don't think a lot of people do.

It's a It's a Celtic pagan ritual.

What is that city?

Celtic is based off a Celtic festival called sam Hayne.

Yeah, but how does the pagans it's.

Paganism a gift to the gods.

At the end of every summer, they do a gift to the gods, hoping that there they that their winter crops will still come up.

Really, because I thought it was also like it later became a Christian observance of all hellos.

Goblin.

I don't have the headphones on today because I'm I'm I've got my Batman mask on.

I can't tell, but it feels really low without the headphones, Like are you with me?

Yeah?

Does it seem low?

I mean like the conversation with energy, Yeah, lack syenergy.

But then you and Dad debating on two origin stories of Halloween.

I will say, but it was very boring this one.

If you're a horror franchise, which would you be?

Cooper Human Centipede?

Is that horror film?

Can't pick my.

Yeah, I've never watched.

There's actually a podcast with the director.

I think Alec Baldwin.

He has got to put the thing.

I don't think he.

Released a Swedish guy who made it.

I don't think he released episodes anymore.

Really like Baldwin, but he he interviews the director who makes Human Centipede.

Weird kind of dude, normal enough, but he's a big like he doesn't see it as a joke, like because you would think the kind of person that makes that movie would like be a little bit sick in the head.

He sees it like as a as a message, like he kind of what's the message?

No, it's like that is that what they're doing?

Is it?

He does not practice what you prove, so he head to bottom.

It's like head to bottom.

I mean if you're in the Human Centipede, because the first one is three people, so it's like he kidnaps three people like backpackers, and then he shows Yeah, I had to ask, like so they look like a centipede, but you want to be at the front because he feeds the front person and then like if you're the last person.

Yeah, everybody the last one.

Human centerped three is like one hundred person center.

Three times in.

The have some weird movies.

It's funny that I go theory.

Cold weather cities.

Often the very smart people live in cold weather cities, but they're also a little bit sicky, a bit sicker.

Well, you don't see too many hot weather horror movies.

I don't see like movies in Miami that are like horror for Isn't it.

Like, I Know what you did last summer?

Yeah?

I don't know where that's set though, but I wouldn't really call generally summers like most places on Earth.

I'd say it's more of a Yellowstone Park, which one I know what you did last summer because it's a cabin.

No, no, okay, what's your one mate?

I've gone The Friday thirteenth.

Oh yes, Jason, probably Jason Borjas.

Who have respect for him, the man with the hockey mask and unquenchable bloodlust and fantastic movie.

First horror movie I ever really saw.

In fact, Friday the thirteenth, thirteenth two.

At the conclusion of.

The movie, Jason spoiler alert, jumps through someone's bedroom window and like attacks them and kills them For the next three years.

I pushed my bed away from that window.

Oh yeah, It's funny the things that like you fear in horror movies, and then how it'll affect like the amount of kids that would have seen movies where somebody underneath the bed grabs.

Someone, yeah, or the wardrobe in.

The closet, and then the amount of people that get scared of closets and under the bed.

Yeah, like he's one of those things.

And like with someone knocking at your door in.

The dimly litch streetl lights like flickering street lights, you know, like that that sinister esque where a street light is flickering.

That white light too, like even like the way they light it, like you know, there's like the soft light like the one we've got in this room, for example, but then you have those white lights that flicker and it's like it feels like you're in like underground.

Yeah it does.

Does you saw movies?

Yeah, that's flickering you know, you.

Know in the Joker movie when he's in the when he's in the bathroom dancing like that sort of like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a fluorescent.

Yeah, so close to the I'm going to actually have to get this mask off soon because I've realized that I might be getting like what is it when you like hate somare spaces claustrophe?

Yeah, it is it blocking your nose.

It's blocking my nose.

At the same time, it's getting really hot.

Really, take it off and up and I'm actually like, you know, when you start getting so uncomfortable that like you start panicking, I've got mild panics happening.

Take it off that you take it off.

Oh god, it's actually it's the most realistic.

It's one of the most realistic Batman masks we've ever got.

Well, there's there's food for thought.

Think about the poor actors.

Well, we know a person, a family friend of sorts, who nearly died because she got there and she wore a rubbish nurses outfit waiting for the husband to get home, and then she went to take it take it off while he wasn't there.

She's gone to see him in it, and got stuck around her neck and she was literally suffocating.

She couldn't really.

Yeah, yeah, I know a guy that nearly died because he had like those overalls on that you go in swamps with and then I don't know exactly what they're called, but he tripped in the water.

And if you trip in, they drown you because they fill all the way to your legs and then you just sink sink and he sunk and then luckily someone helped him out.

Where was it?

It was down in Wodonga.

Yeah, Tributory makes you sink, doesn't It makes you makes you think?

Yeah, what yours?

Trush Mine is the Scary Movie franchise.

I like the spoof take that it takes.

Spoofake, spoof spoof is something something else.

And I just love that it sort of takes its plot ques from those nineties movies.

Scary Movie is in like the piss take one has like Charlie Sheen and.

I actually try to get coop of the go as the you know, the aliens from Scary Movie two that are they're on the field from the movie signs and they basically tell the President of the United States that they shake they pee from their fingers, but they also at the same time finger people's mouths to say hello with their fingers.

Yeah, they urinate out of their fingers.

Can I give you a list, a very quick list of the top seven highest grossing movie franchises in horror movie?

What do you think?

Try and guess?

Oh?

Yeah, can you let us guess?

Yes?

Have a crack?

What's the number one?

The best part of that is it's a good it's a good idea Cooper and Trush.

But the problem is it wasn't a part of Matthew's plan.

Everyone everyone has a crack of what's.

Not I actually think it might be my scary movie franchise because it's about five.

I wouldn't say I would say Sore is in the top seven.

Jack, I'm going to go with I'm going to go with the Halloween franchise.

Jack is right, Halloween is number one, and that's also that's also my my scariest horror.

Let us keep trying to hit it, like what is number may Elm Street?

Okay?

Ye?

Number elk Street is number three.

Scream is number four.

Jack, I'm going to go with night Mary on Elm Street.

I'm going to go with Saw before Yeah, oh Texas Chainsaw massacre.

Yep, number six, going to throw one?

Well done?

Saw his number five and there's two left?

Have we done?

Number two?

Yep was Friday thirteenth.

So which physicians are we missing?

We're you missing?

We need number five and number seven?

Why don't you?

Number five is sore?

Number seven.

It's got to do with a doll, Child's play.

Child's play?

Is that just one movie.

Look at you.

Four movie, because you need ones.

That Chucky's Pride.

Because the exorsus ones like that, they're just single movies then not going to make it.

Surprise, like, yeah, there's like paranormal activity and if all those.

Paranormal activity if I'm not correct, if I'm not wrong, I'm pretty sure that's the highest I thought that was the highest grossing individual movie.

Maybe you're think franchise it is because it cost them something like twenty thousand to make Paranormal Activities.

Because all they did was like they just had like CCTV footage.

I was like, yeah, it's like mockumentary.

That wasn't documentary.

It was like a serious documentary style for.

The horror movie.

Wasn't it fake in the end?

Yeah, well it's a movie.

Yeah.

The most that they centered originally as a documentary as it was factual.

Is that true?

No, No, I'm pretty sure it was all it was

No?

just set like a documentary.

Other last just.

About the most profitable movie of all time as far as money put in.

You know, if you multiply is Blair Witch Project Project.

It costs something like thirty thousand dollars.

Another one of those your bloody joking.

Filming on the go, Can.

I just say something, if we were going to make a horror movie, what sort of theme would you go with?

That's a good that's a good question, Trichy.

You know what I'd do, Trisy.

I'd go with like eighties stole zombie movies, the ones where they're actually like kind of like not like coming at you like they do these days, Like the slow moving, slow death sort of zombie movies.

I like them.

I think i'd do something with the clown or like a circus around a circus.

Yeah, I do something around a circus, yeah, because they're kind of I don't know, they're kind of scary and the people involved can be scary.

I would I reckon I go one of like I don't know if you guys ever seen the Hills have Eyes?

Oh yeah, But I kind of go along the avenue of more of like a you're on your breakdown somewhere where there's no nothing around and you're looking and then like you know what I mean, that's I'd go that route more isolated because that's more realistic to me.

I'd like that's a fear of mind, like to be isolated with nothing around have to try to get.

Back that moves onto my greatest fears.

I'd make a movie that have a bit of suspense, but it's just more to the point where you put people a person's situation where you're watching going imagine if that was I and a couple of these is his number one is Hannibal Lector in that movie where he gets the guard and he changed the guard up and he's standing looking and that guard knows he's about to be eaten.

Saw movies and things like that where they know And that terrifying thing in the Ed Green One Jack was when they go to ted Bundy and he's got the two women he's abducted and he's working out which one he's going to murder first, and he pieces the one.

I'm gonna murder you first, but don't worry, you're going to watch it.

I'm going to do you after my dear sweet Jesus.

So if you make out a horror movie, don't work up to the line.

Start at the line that is.

Basically inappropriate and moves slightly backwards.

That's what I do.

That's very technical.

I thought about that.

That's concerning anyway.

I do flash to the scene in the well in Signs of the Lambs where the girl and Precious stuck in the well.

Yeah, I do.

I get freaked out by that.

I like that.

I think it's funny.

Of the Lambs doesn't.

But when you get in the actual like, like you start thinking if you're actually in that world, that makes me freak out.

It does.

Yeah, we've got nowhere to go, and this this blokes will.

Yeah, and he's like tucking's generals between his legs and dancing.

Entertaining and swear you spare a thought for sweet Migsy to wonder what is doing these days?

Yeah, the one where he walks past.

He's the guy in the next cell to Hannibal Lecter when Jodie Foster's character Clarice goes and interviews him for.

The first time.

And is that Charles Man seeing looking character in.

The next cell and he does something quite inappropriate?

Oh yeah, I can't remember it flicks.

It's a fair Yeah, we can edit that through.

Of course for people on YouTube you won't see that.

For people that are audio, I did something highly inappropriate.

Does anybody have real like a real fit, like either you have a phobia or the scariest experience that you've ever had in your life.

My scariest still to this day, care of Matthew John's was he took me on the zipper at the Newcastle Bloody Show in nineteen ninety six.

It was scary, and you tell the story, Matt, and I still have the backpack.

I had a little bag and I had to put her on the front because I was.

Sitting in the thing and I bit into it and it still has the teethmark in it.

And I got off and vomited.

And the one thing I said to Matt was because he's going, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry, and I went, just remind me when I'm in labor that nothing is as bad as this zipper.

Right, yes, but there was a little avent.

What the app The thing that happened was, as these people are getting.

Off the zipper and we're lining up to go, and.

We're lining up to get on, the people who got out said I think there's a problem with this carriage.

Every time it's spun, it was like it was going to just come off the door and the bike went, oh right, okay, we'll have a look at that.

He puts puts.

Us in the carriage and then shuts it and says to a bloke, Oh, mate, the people in the here before, reckon, this one's a little.

Loose, right.

The guy gets a guy looks and goes ideas a little bit run this one and then we'll fix it after, I swear to God.

Which wound?

Fucking what?

So every time you were upside down or facing the ground, because you hold onto the bar that's.

On the on the outside, on that on the.

Door, so and it's supposed to be fixed, it kept dropping.

Yeah.

Oh, as we're at the top spin down.

As the carriage would roll forward, the whole thing would shift forward.

Yeah, yeah, horrible.

Well you under the blade crying.

And that's the scariest istien you ever had, even like fear.

You never feared being abducted or anything like that.

No, oh, coeps yours.

I remember once Now this was this was a rough night for me, And it wasn't the jail that I was talking about the other night.

I remember.

It was in the Sunshine Coast twenty twenty one.

I I got out of the man at, I got out of our hub and went and stayed with my girlfriend at the time at her house.

She lived up there, yes, and the electricity cut out and a car sat out the front.

This is at about midnight, and then there was this We were like, oh, I wonder why the electricity's going out, and we looked and there was just a car that was sitting at the front, and then someone in it and then yeah, the lights are on, and then it drove off.

And then she started getting calls off no call or ID and was someone breathing and then we thought, oh, that's weird, like either we thought it was one of her friends, maybe pranking or something.

And then it rang me and started breathing to me, and then it was texting her saying like come downstairs and all this shit and it was so random.

And then we'd rang like we couldn't rang us.

Yeah, And I was like, there's some weird shit going on at this house.

None of the electricity would going I've never thought like I thought I was about to die.

There was a serious thought of me about to die, and I was trying to be tough like that, it's all good.

And then there was one there was at one stage, I'm not proud to say it, I said let's let's go hide in the closet because because if if the home invader comes in, they're not going to look for us in there.

Place.

And then we were just standing we like we brought the bed, like the mattress and stuff into the walking closet and we slept in there.

And it was now in hindsight, I was like, oh, but.

Did you think about calling the police?

Uh?

Nah, because I thought that's going to be an overreaction and I thought, imagine what the boys would say if they found out I rang the police.

And it was also like COVID bubble time too.

Yeah, well you're not meant to be out.

Imagine I wasn't actually supposed to leave the hub, but I remember I said to the COVID like I explained that she was there on her own and like it was a half an hour driveway, and they said, i'd.

Just like you and you're in Queensland.

So there wasn't actually that.

Yeah, it was a bit looser there.

So technically I was I wasn't allowed to leave in the NRL rules, but in the law I was fined alone.

So I just you, guys, I'm a bit of a rebel and ship ima.

If you're in the cabin you in the cabin heat and the invader comes in open the cabin and go, oh god, you beat me to it, guys, that's where I was going to hide.

And I'll ert you guys, alarm you, guys.

Jack.

At what point, at what point did you when you were saying that, did you realize this.

Is going nowhere?

Nowhere where no one laughed.

For me?

Too many scary experiences I did.

I did.

We went to the Easter Show a few years back, a number of years back, and did that Remember that Hollywood Horrors coupe, the Haunted walk through House.

They do it now, so they do it a few places now, But it is and it's just like all the horror franchise people in there just getting ready to jump scale all the time, and the anticipation of them being in there, like no matter how prepared you are, like it's so dark, and they just like they don't hold back, like they come at you like they're going to attack you.

Yeah, there's at the end, there's like a bloke with a chainsaw and the chains taken out so if it hits you, like it's blunt, but he comes hard at you and chases.

Be like six six to it's.

Leather Face from Texas Chainsaw mass and he chases you and if you because I did the ones in when I was in America a couple years ago.

I was there in October and at Universal Studios at night they do it at seven pm when the son goes down.

They do all these horror houses.

So there's a Chucky one, there's a Chainsaw Massacre one.

There's all these themed houses.

There was like a Stranger Things was big at the time, that TV series, So there's a Stranger Things house and that was frightening, like I remember at once like I was actually fine.

They kind of let people one like go in at a time in their groups where they hold people.

So there's a large distance between you and I found myself in the Chucky House running to get closer to the people in front of me.

So I would like not be the one that got scared.

Well, Couid, do you remember the walkthrough that you and I did in the Haunted House in Universal in La Yeah, and I froze, I couldn't walk any further.

You're we yourself now?

Why didn't we myself?

And when I told one of my girlfriends, she said, oh my god, sh I've been in at Its terrifying as she had wet herself.

Yeah, and she always won.

She stopped.

I couldn't and they had to.

They basically stopped the house.

She was screaming.

She was like, oh, and then the guy who like who popped out the scare.

I hit a mask on her.

He ended up taking the mask off and like just like didn't know what to do and then had to walk mum to the emergency exit.

I did I just throw I froze a killer with a content.

I couldn't leave my feet.

He was like the screamer.

Yeah, he was like, you know what's fake?

But you know you're right, Jack.

It's the anticipation, yes, because you know the worst bit of fear.

It's like you know they're coming at you, but you don't know like what level they're coming at you.

You don't know, like and it's all misty in there.

And then you got like that adrenaline because if one gets you at like compounds because you start sort of moving a bit quicker, then you start running and by the end, once old mate with the chainsaw comes out, you honestly you are sprinting out of there.

Yeah, do you think about it.

The brain would take a certain amount of time to adjust.

The brain I think in your natural instinct would be to think it's exactly that, it's a serious situation.

Yeah, and you're adrenaline first that first second when someone pops out of you like where you don't your brain reacts before you actually consciously know it's fake.

So there is that second of jump scare, but obviously you know going through you're not going to get hurt.

But it doesn't stop you from having that massive It's like in a movie when you're in a movie and body Jason pops out of the closet and he's got a machete.

Yeah, and he's got one of them.

You still you still get scared.

I was thirty and I've got dragged out of the ghost train, but not is this your no, no, no, A seriously scary, scary one that I don't ever told you it's about.

I was just sitting there and I thought, what's the situation.

I can't believe I've been told you this story?

Got a story we haven't heard, guys.

I don't think, well you've heard bits of it.

But in ninety four we were away in our interview trip to Darwin anyway.

You know, it's like when you interview trip.

We get about seven or eight days.

What else can we do rather than just sit around the pool and drink?

So we said, right, we hopped in the car.

It was like you know what those buggy type cars, and you know, we hopped and we drove.

We just started driving it.

Anyway, there was.

Myself, Adam Muir, Steve Crowe and Billy Pedon.

Right, So we're cruise and next but we find ourselves about forty minutes outside of Darwin in this.

Sort of rural country area or farmland around.

So we looked there and there's a pub, just small pub there.

I said, okay, let let's call in.

So we walk in.

Anyway, there's two or three people there, and one of the blokes at the bar is fucking massive, like massive, like you know, really big thick set farmer like you six to three the rally thick set.

So we get there anyway, he's sitting in the bar and he's drinking away and he starts talking to the guy behind the bar and sort of laughing at us.

We're playing pool and crow.

He's got roof sandals on and he's going fucking what are they?

Next minute, he didn't like his sandals.

You just didn't like us, like it was literally like a cowboy.

How was it?

I don't know, but but it's like, you know, strangers arrived, be in the forties.

Next minute, another.

Bloke arrived, another bloke arrived, all these mass, massive blakes, and they're all standing around, and it just dawned on us.

Mate, they're going to fucking they're going to flog us here.

This is going to happen.

So we we're knocking around.

I said, boys, as soon as they take their eyes off a little bit, let's just fucking scarlets.

We can't say anyway, we get there, we're all sitting there.

We look over and they start chatting on these we just got bang.

We're helping the car.

We take off.

They take off after us.

Oh, they followed it.

They followed us.

So we're hooting down the road.

They're flying, they're flying behigh us after about probably five six minutes and up just turning around, probably.

Getting too close to civilization.

Civilization.

As we're about you know, Nelly backing, Darwin, Billy goes, fuck, I've left my wallop back that I don't care.

It was almost like that sideways soon you know, anyway.

You didn't go back.

We did.

So we got to go back because he's like, mate, they'll know where I live and they'll not.

So he said, I said where was it, mate?

I put it just the side of the bill table.

Fuck.

Okay, So all that was scary, but this next bit is the scariest.

We drove right out to the side of the pub really quietly, bang and waited, and Billy just ran in, grabbed it, ran out.

They followed us again just about the same amount of time, but once again turned and spun and went back.

That whole experience was so scary.

The only thing that could have made that worse is if you'd run out of fuel, and knowing you at that time, you could have possibly.

In fairness, though Scrowey was wearing sandals.

I was going to say, if there's ever excuse to be flogged in Darwin by a bunch of country farmers, it's because he had reef sandals on.

What was he thinking?

Mate?

What actually later on we found out was v who was standing there.

So it was it literally was a crime to fashion.

Maybe they came to a rest crow.

I mean for us, they are a darling pair of sandals, crime against fashion?

And what was the sarci doing in country Darwin?

Yeah, he read his best beer, best beer in the world, taps clear as the whistle.

So, guys, what is your greatest fear?

So you told us about you phobias, anything, What you are most afraid of?

On spiders?

You know?

Yeah, everyone knows that.

Yeah.

I can't even watch the freaking Harry Potter scene with those giant spiders.

Jack eased to and remember a couple of fears coind of mind for Jackie the spiders because whenever we'd play footy in the front yard and the ball would go into the garden when we were growing up, Jack wouldn't refuse to get it.

We just refuse to go into a bush.

I don't reckon you went into a bush until you were seventeen.

There's a joke here, I don't know how to execute it.

Don't say it.

It's a family pot cast.

Oh yeah, and then you remember yet you're so used to have a fear of knives.

No, no, I think I sort of agree out of it.

But I wasn't a fear of knives.

I don't like I didn't like it.

My mates always us to address it.

I didn't like sharp objects like dead in between my eyes, like coming at me in between my which I think is barely anyway.

So if you like, if you pointed a knife for Jack like that, like you're almost you were pointing a Harry Potter wand at him, he would like his eyes would like close.

And it was weird, like I reckon.

I'd get like a little six cents like I reckon, you know how copper yet really weird about your neck touching neck.

I used to get like this sixth sense, like I reckon.

I was shot between the eyes.

In a past life, right, let's hope not with a.

Nail gouing mine's heights.

I would say probably I never used to be, but I've gradually gotten more.

Like I remember I was on the Empire State building.

I can't I couldn't go to the edge.

I was getting what do you call it, like verdigo, and I lose my legs and I like fell over.

Yeah, I remember I fell down the stairs at this nightclub one night because I looked over the edge and we were like six stories up and I was well hydrated, but I got vertigo and fell and I slid down the stairs like two flights, Like I just really slowly, Like I wasn't hurt, but I was just like froze up.

It is.

It is terrifying sometimes when you're Sometimes you get up on those massive buildings and like you might throw a bit of paper off and you for a second take the feeling of the paper going.

That always makes me almost be sick.

You know what scares what really scares me is when you're on like a you're trying to get a picture of a view and you sort of put your phone out to a level where if you drop it, you know it's gone.

Oh that is I reckon.

Between that and fear of letting my friends and family down, they're probably my two fears.

I mean, wow, you're just redeem yourself.

Failure as well.

Fear of failure is probably.

The biggest one.

I do have that innately.

But my great fear would be being locked into a small room room with the giant python just watching.

You know, those python's got a massive head so it could literally bite you.

And then about a big room.

Look, guys, I just said, plus fa you'll be a big room.

Small rooms.

The thing is, it's.

Okay, do you want to know?

Because they used to get you like this.

The snakes gag on you.

It's been run into the ground, hasn't it scares?

Was they got me a triple amb and sidy?

But side show who does a lot of the promos, and he is terrific blake, he said made Can you come into the recording booth?

We just could lay down this ad.

Yeah, he's another booth and he's talking to me through the and I go, Yeah.

As I'm there, I just get this feeling I'm being set up.

As I turn around, MG has got this like sack and just goes in a little recording booth just throws a snake in there, a decent sized sake.

What do you think?

What do you think the fear of it comes from?

Is it being bitten?

Is it the feeling of them?

Because they feel incredible?

What the first time I felt that?

Wow, they are incredible.

They feel amazing.

Yeah, I don't know where it comes from.

I've never heard someone refer to them as feeling amazing.

They do.

But when you feel the scales of a snake, they are amazing.

When you touch a dolphin, that's a great feeling.

Have you ever touched.

They ever bought a hot dog and don't put sauce on it, and you touch the wet Frankfort, that's the feeling of a dolphin.

Wet Frankfort is a dolphin.

That that what you just said is very seriical like it is.

But I'm saying like, that's the I heard someone say it the other day, Like when you describe an analogy between two feelings, the closest thing to a dolphin is a wet Frankfurt.

Do you mean you cook Frankfurt?

Maybe you're onto something because the traditional thought is that hot dogs basically are full of mouths and assholes.

Maybe there's some dolphin.

No, let's just clarify or the children at home.

No no, no, no, no, no, frankfurts are not dolphins.

No no, no, sorry.

But the meat that they use for frankfurts, it's like the left over me.

I don't think it's a dog.

Does anyone care about what my greatest fear is?

My greatest fear is being alone.

So look, I'm just I'm.

Just safer, like I feel safety with some So even if I'm in a dangerous situation.

You don't mean like alone in life?

You know, not alone in life, just alone, Like if it's the end of the world, being the last person, I'd like it.

Like if we're in danger, whether it's in the ocean, on a boat, you know, being chased or attacked or whatever, on the.

With someone else, I find solace in that.

What's your thoughts?

And I am legendary?

W that be a horrible situation for you.

Well he had the dog at least, so dogs count.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but.

That was a German shepherd.

It was.

That was a horrible scene.

I can't watch that movie for the thought of that scene coming or it just happened.

Oh yeah, any animals?

I mean, are we going to do impersonation?

I mean we're on this, yeah, impersonation of our favorite movie line.

Okay, what one are you drinking?

Yeah, you go first, let us we can get you.

Try to pick with this if you're just going to do d again again?

Ok No, I don't know who that is.

Mick Taylor Wolf Creek.

That is terrifying.

Where you get those young English backpackers and never one od a fuel.

They're sitting around the campfire.

He's giving them a drink, something to eat, and all of a sudden, they're going, oh, this guy is pretty good.

It's a little strange, and then one of the then then the young guy just says something and Mick Taylor goes.

And they go, oh, ye wolf cree, why one would be And I'm having I'll have to let you go because I'm having an old friend for lunch.

With some father beans and.

A red did an Italian red?

Is it like a heavier than a peanut?

No, it's quite light.

Oh good, delicious, And I wonder he wanted to have.

Just wonderfully.

I'm not much of a lunch red guy.

I know Hannibal is a sick man, so I wouldn't compare myself to But I would rather have a County Kyanti for dinner.

I'm more of a dinner red with a pasta.

Yeah, you're true.

I mean traditionally go to the pasta, the heavy of food, the meat, the meat.

Okay, thanks, Oh yeah, I'll go on here.

You're ready?

Three to one Michael Myers, Yes, silent, deadly.

You could feel it through the like.

Yes, I didn't get that because he doesn't talk.

Just took the easiest possible rout he could.

That's suddenly of it.

Okay, I guess mine.

They're here.

It's here's Johnny.

Oh no, it's sixth sense.

No, said again, they're here.

There here that Yeah, that's the little.

Girls in front of the TV.

Yeah, it goes right, and here's Johnny.

Yeah.

Wow, I didn't know.

I didn't know scuby Do was here to do impersonation for us today.

How good.

I'll go a few other I see dead People.

Sixth Sense not a scary movie.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

That's very broad shorts, sneaker.

That's the fly.

You guys probably wouldn't have even seen it.

The power of Christ compelled you.

Sorry to our listeners out there, blew my headphones off.

Did you get that one?

Exorsus, Yes, yes, Gold silver brons for Greatest Film Fame of Vinyl, Gold Silver Bronze, Greatest Horror Characters.

Okay, I've gone penny Wise, the clown.

Penny Wise, Jackie the doll.

Oh yeah, you reckon, he's the greatest.

No, no, no, they're just my top best carriage.

I don't like dolls and clowns that are evil because they're children, like they're representative of children.

So I find that quite disturbing and My number one is Hannibal Elector.

All right.

My bronze was Freddy Krueger.

I think any man that enters dreams is very frightening because you can't control it.

And one thing you can't do is you know what I mean, Jason, and that you just don't go down to the creek where he lives.

Absolutely Freddy Krueger.

Everyone's got to sleep because if you don't sleep from I think it's five days die something like that.

If I'm going to go into a I'm going into a horror movie set number one, I'm going to lose some weight.

Number two, I'm going to keep my mouth shut because it's always the fat, the fat, loud mouth.

Always always all the blonde woman.

They always kill the blonde, good looking woman at it's always the hero always Silver for me was Hannibal Lecter gold our Man, Buffalo Bill.

I think that is what a sinister man.

Jame Gum.

Yeah, any man that cuts skin off and skin sticks to himself, that's a sick.

Yeah doodle between his legs.

And I am thinking we're in a human skin suit to Sarah's wedding, so anyway.

Yeah, we're going to get actually, yeah, go through your list first, I want to bring that up with you.

I've gone with my bronze.

Sorry, my bronze is Hannibal Lecter.

I love him.

He is the greatest.

Number two, I've gone with Frankenstein.

I just think Frankenstein's there's a movie, but I think he's just a guy.

Actually, some one of the first books I actually ever read, front of the front to end was Frankenstein, the Old School one picture book.

Maybe my number one is, of course The Great Count Dracula, Countain Victor Anthony Minicello.

Take about there.

It is Dad, Yours, Lady and Paler.

I've gone bronze.

Freddy Krueger Coop, you know, interviewed him on Triple and on the character who played Freddy Krueger, and I said to him, did you feel do you feel like you're playing that Freddy Krueger?

Ol?

Did it type cast you?

And he paused and went, no, I've been in heaps of good movies.

Yeah.

My number two was the Shark in Jaws.

The Shark, yeah, brilliantly done by Stielberg.

And the fact that originally they're going to show the shark in the first scene, and then because there was technical difficulties just held off.

He actually made the movie.

Not knowing what the shark looked like, made the shark so much scare out.

My number one is Mick Taylor of Wolf Creek, who made as a hybrid with Ivan Mallatt in mind, and also Bradley Murdoch, who was the Peter Falconio murder they're saying, and which the reason was that was delayed That movie Wolf Creek wasn't showed for about three or four months after in Bothy Territory.

Oh really yeah, is that where he was most prominent.

Yes, yeah, that's Bradley Murdoch.

And can I give you one more story in that a little bit chilling?

Just go.

When we did The Final Winner with Johnny Jarrett, who played Mick Taylor, he said to me names now, boys, when you do a character, no matter how small it is, you need to write at least twenty pages on the backstory of that character so you know him inside out.

And I said, okay, what was the backstory on Mick Taylor?

And he said a few things.

He goes, mate, but I'll give you the thing that turned him.

He went to the pub one day and he was having a beer.

He was having a beer with a mate and he said it just started to become popular in the area for people going down for the Opal mining.

And his mate went, what about all these pome tourists Phoenix and someone should shoot them because that's you know yeah, And Mick.

Taylor went, you know what someone should ah So that he wrote.

That as personal story for his character that he was playing.

Yes, Wow, that's pretty creative.

That is because I remember I've got infatuated when I was younger with lots of different things.

The Illuminati was one of them.

Remember how interested I was in the Illuminati when I was younger.

Yeah, conspiracy theory.

Still, I fell in love like with how Heath Ledger became the Joker, and like the idea of how he locked himself in the hotel room as the Joker and kept a diary.

There's actually pictures on mine of like some of the stuff he used to write down.

He's just to write down like kill, kill, Kill, like thousands of times over and over in a diary.

And I think ultimately it sort of led to a lot of issues going in after.

But I find that real method acting quite such an interesting thing.

And Christian Bale fell out on the movie because because he's I mean, Christian Bale is a method actor, but he's Ledger refused to get out of character with the Joker.

And apparently once they're having lunch on the set and Christian and Christian Bale was sitting there talking to some of the crew and he's led You just sat to the side just as the Joker just laughing at him, and he kept going, stop it, man, stop it, and.

We'll do it.

They end up getting in to a fight.

Christian Bale like threw him, threw him over.

A couple of tables and stuff like that.

You just got up and kept laughing.

They said it was terrifying on set.

How I feel like that might have been caught on camera?

And Cobb, I don't know if isn't that part of the scene.

It's exactly part of the I've seen it.

It's legitimate.

Well that's pretty crazy.

Maybe they added it after the thought.

Do you have a quiz?

I got a little quiz when I tease out.

Yeah, and I'll ask everyone one favor.

Right, let me do this.

Let's lift the energy levels are because remember what I said to you last night?

Yes, remember what we got a chatter we got chatted.

What did I say?

You said, If you guys don't bring this level of energy to the pot tomorrow, I'm going to be really pissed off.

I've never seen how like Dad and you be, and even Jack to an extent, be so funny and energetic.

And I said, let's get this energy in the party tomorrow.

And then Dad method act to Dama, and now he's You've literally had the energy of Dama this whole podcast.

You've been looking every time I look across you make this weird eye contact with me, and I'm like, what the hell are you looking at?

In fairness, he's looking over you normal.

Yeah, sure, A good point.

Okay, So I'm going to give you a character you can all try to guess.

This is how many victims.

These are fictional characters for the kids out there.

Yes, the first one is Norman Dates from Psycho.

So whoever's you guys can lock in different answers close as one gets it.

We say one one.

I'm going to go with I'm gonna go with eight.

I'm going four.

Jack your closest he had sixteen.

Normally I didn't quite.

An isolated, socially awkward individual.

He was a master killer.

Why why they always associated with mummy issues.

Yeah, it's on Mine Hunters.

Actually talk about that on mine Hunters.

If anyone recommendation anyone that's actually on Netflix.

It's still there.

There's only two seasons of it, but it's been people are calling for it to come back.

It follows like the FBI opening there, Like they're part of the section of the FBI that you know does like works on serial killers and I'm like the psychology of them and stuff like that, and they go and sort of stuff.

They go and interview them and like it's just a series about the interview process, and my god, it's a good series.

They talk about like what's it called again, Mine Hunter.

Mine Hunters.

So give that a go for listeners watchers.

Very like gold Hunters on it's like Copal Hunters.

Yeah, accept as people and lots of dead livers.

The candy Man and he's a he's a movie carried not the bloke on the Gold Coast, not that sort of volity.

No no, no, he's like that bachelor on the Gold Coast.

But the candy Man.

Have a guess, just any guess.

I'll say twenty I'll say twenty eight I'm say fifteen.

I want to say twelve, then Dad twenty eight excellent, candy Man, can man care?

Hannibal Letter, Oh.

Oh yeah, Hannibal.

You know, Hannibal Lecter.

I'm going to say I'm going to say six because they don't have killed that many, but the ones he killed maybe eate the root to.

The fruit he did well, you know, remember he killed a couple of guards on the way too.

I'm going to say twelve.

Right, Well, if he's on eight twelve, I'm one up your thirteen to get closest.

Koper, Well, it's forty one there.

I mean, he's got to eat right, hungry dogs a jump.

I don't know if that's never been associated with.

What about the Invisible Man?

Whole horror film from nineteen thirty three, The Invisible and he was completely invisible.

I am the Invisible Man.

I'm going to say five.

I'll go with thirty.

Cooper, I'll say, mate that there were heavy times.

I'll say in the seventy.

One hundred and twenty two The Invisible try to kill it.

What about Michael Meyers?

Oh, hey, what character?

It is Halloween?

Halloween?

Yeah, so every.

Halloween is out Michael Myers and the Killer, not Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

Exactly, No, No, I have, I have.

I'm goldless with his comedy.

I'm going with thirty again, Coop.

After I think they got about six or seven movies, So thirty pro the one.

I'll say one hundred and thirty.

I'm going to say sixty, one hundred and sixty.

He just keeps knocking them off.

What would be worth someone else chan being cast into a movie like I feel really disappointed for some actors and actresses.

Finally they'll get a gig.

They go, yes, I've got this.

What are you doing?

Oh I'm the murder victim?

So you know, actually I would love you either on a slab the whole time, not with a word, or a very short appearance.

I should got a question for our audience after Cooper's quiz is done, So you go ahead, Cooper, and I got a good one for us.

Freddy Krueger entering dreams with no exits.

And he killed all he did a lot.

Yeah, I'd say three hundred.

Cool.

I'm going to go with one hundred and twenty.

I'm gonna say two hundred sixty three.

An amateur not what a loser, not enough, all those movies.

What about Chucky, that little linocent doll hang around kids.

I'll say a dozen.

I'll go thirty.

Coop, I'll say twenty sixty seven, sixty seven more than Freddy Good ever good Freddy fit like leather Face.

Oh oh you wiz he's he's a freaky man or leather face.

I'm going with fifty five.

Coop, I'll say seventy two.

I was gonna say eighty.

Thirty one, only thirty you want, you'll be surprised.

Two more Jason third, Jason.

Vorhis two hundred and thirty.

I don't know about that much.

I'm going to go with ninety.

I'll say fifty's close one hundred and sixty three.

Tell you what you and Trisha close to seventy.

It doesn't matter.

Actually now I'm sixty seven off.

Did you say that sixty?

Trish?

It doesn't I'd love to see in this moment for the next ten minutes with you, but we are an audio place.

Finish, it'll be Christmas, and you're slow enough get the tree up Jigsaw from Saul?

How many?

How many punn as?

You're seven?

It's like eight movies that freaking little man, I'm going with a pun as you're kill I'm going with one hundred and thirty.

I'll say two hundred and seventy.

Trish, you're close to sixty six one one amateur and he only killed the ones that he thought deserved it.

Really another killer conscience.

Yeah, isn't that interesting?

Yeah, that's it fun people.

I actually have a quick question for our listener.

So if the's anyone listening that's actually acted in any of those Hollywood horrors sort of like they've done, they've been one of the characters.

If you have a story where you've actually been assaulted by someone taking the ride, or you know someone come to watch because they're freaked out because I reckon, you'd come across so many people.

Yeah, people are their egos hit or like people that just out of fear would like strike them and stuff like that.

So I'd love to hear some of those yarms.

Little twos too.

We're going to let people know that a Melbourne Cup is on next Tuesday, letting you out on Monday, we're going to get Tommy Berry in here.

Tommy Berry, of course, the champion jockey.

He's going to be riding in the Melbourne Cup.

He's going to give us some tips on the big day seaground for that.

So if you want to try to back a winner, and if you just want to hear Hick Tommy's brain, Ye, very interesting, very good.

Anyone else want Tony want to add anything.

Just be safe over the weekend and Friday.

Yeah, celebrations, celebration.

And if you're going to do a trick and treat in this neighborhood, you better I can