Welcome to John's Family podcast for this week now.

Today on the show, we had a very very special one.

Of course, we are talking NRL Grand Final with Cooper and Camp with the Storm a little bit of insight there.

Cooper does his greatest Hits concert on greatest Ragua League Players of all time with chat, a couple of times about Elvis the King, and we touch on Ted Bundy, Best and World Seria, Killer films, Maddie Strange, News, Mount Rushmore, greatest music videos in our opinions, and last, this is the This is the big one, guys, this is the kicker.

Last week we had Brandon Smith who joined us for a guest appearance.

This week have a guest who's going to join us, Cameron Smith himself ahead of what could be his final ever game.

Cooper organized him.

Cooper, good job, well done, Coeps, Thank.

You very much.

Maddie.

I don't like you, know me, I don't like the accolades and things taking all the credit, but I will if I have to you.

You must well done mate, Actually this time you deserve the credit.

Listen Prodigal Sun return.

He'd been a day Jack.

John's after the elimination of City on Saturday night, the boys went for just a bit of a review of the season, and he's just turned up before podcast.

I went together around all the telegraph poles in the area and take down the missing signs.

It's good to see, but I must say, you're The reception you got when you walked in the door is dramatically different to the reception Trish used to give when ice to come into the door when I was missing for a few days.

Yeah, yeah, you actually cooked him breakfast.

Of course I did, cooked in breakfast, gave him some vitamins, made fresh juice, vegetable juice.

It was Yeah, it.

Was twelve o'clock.

I used get fingernails down my back and then what did you do when she catching on?

It's contagious.

Thanks man.

Now, let's kick this off because we're going to make some room for Cameron Smith family to kick us off today.

If you were a rugularly grand fine cooper, which would you be?

I did Manly versus Melbourne two thousand and eight where many one forty er because I'm a very dominant figure and quite aggressive.

So true.

What about you, Jack, if you're able to talk?

Okay, I've gone with the two thousand and five West Tigers versus Cowboys game Benji flick pass Pat Richards.

I have no reason why.

It's the first thing that came to my head, and I wrote it down real quick.

I had to take what you could get.

You're going to get some officers go on the Bachelor or double O double five numbers.

I'm Jack John's do.

You think women?

Do you think women ring those numbers?

Uh?

Yeah, I think they would?

Do you?

Reckon called Selma before Marge's sister from the Simpsons.

Oh I love Selma?

What about Nutricia?

Me?

Funny enough?

Mine?

Is that same game that Cooper the two thousand and eight Storm versus Manly with Storm.

Loss against forty nil?

What wasn't forty to eight?

Didn't Cooper to say?

I didn't have.

Forty forty nil?

I thought you both of you much as the Storm.

I'm very confused as but remember you were with us too.

Remember we went with all the Manly fans and we've been for a few drinks beforehand.

How he how he how he from the Harbord absolutely sprayed Cooper, and as you can imagine, he took it very.

Well because I was very proud of Cooper in amongst the throng of manly fans that we were amongst.

I was going for now any particular.

And Coopy sat there the whole game very quietly with his Storm backpack on and his Storm paraphernalia.

And yeah, and they lost, and he.

Took it well and for once he didn't take that gear off at half time.

I've gone the nine Tigers versus Raiders.

I think it's still the greatest Grand Final war as a Tiger's fan.

It was a match which began with great hope and even at half time certainly of success, but ultimately ended in night with that.

So that was before I met you.

I didn't even know that was going on.

There was life before you.

Wow, Cooper.

We've just touched on the fact that Jack has been unsided by the way Jack in those couple of days where the boys were just sort of catching up, toasting the season.

Who was the best performer?

Who come on, give yourself a rap?

Who got the m VP?

What?

What gave you that award?

What was it?

Probably reasons I can't explain.

Okay, Cooper.

Another Grand Final being four in the last five years for the Melbourne Storm.

How's the move in the Campeal.

Diferent to what I've experienced before.

I've been in one Grand Final score before in twenty and eighteen, yep, and I think there was a it was a really different feel.

This this sort of group's a lot closer in my opinion.

Than that group, and I feel like they can really do something special and yeah, I guess we'll find it on Sunday.

What do you think the fact that you've all been living together for the past few quite a few months now has made that tight knitness of you all even closer praise tight knitness.

I think, yeah, I definitely, I definitely think so.

I think if I think obviously, if depending on what happens on Sunday, it'll be, it'll be a Grand Final that we'll all remember for the rest of our lives because obviously the year it was.

But the adversity that you know, we've we've overcome this year with moving away from our homes and being under really strict protocols up here, not leaving the resort and whatnot, I think I think that's ultimately led, if you know, it's led to the success for us to get to the Grand Final, and hopefully it leads to the success for us to win it, It's.

Gonna be a great Grand Final.

It's really funny, Cooper.

In two thousand and six, the Melbourne Storm lost to the Brisbane Broncos.

But I remember after that game feeling that that that match was passing of the baton from Brisbane being the best side of the previous fifteen years, the dominant force in rugby league to this young Storm side who are about to sort of dominate the next decade.

I'm not going to say the Storm are going to disappear from the from the radar.

I think you guys will still be a really dominant force in the next ten years.

But I think the main challenge for dominance in the next decade is going to come from this young Panthers side.

And on top of that, I think it's a real passing of the baton from Cameron Smith possibly to young Nathan Cleary.

You got to you really got to acknowledge the work that around the rock that apicorus I was done.

I was watching him the other night and some of the roaming he was doing throughout the middle, and well, he's he's a very special.

Player that spine.

Dylan Edwards is playing the best footballers career Jerome Ule eyes on fire as you said, happy and Nathan just speaks for himself.

Trish on a on a completely different note, Your hero Your heroine, Gladys Burry Giplian.

She's going through a tough time at the moment.

And last week I actually sat there, It's the first time I've ever done this watching Sky News, watched an i CAAC inquiry.

Which I thought that was too tough on it.

What is that?

Oh, it's an investigation.

It's sort of looking for any wrongdoing within the governments, and so she was brought into it, and I just I really felt for her.

So anyway, I thought, what can I do?

You know, I didn't want this woman to be brought down by man, and so I went through Instagram and sent her a message, did you saying something?

I think it was like stay strong, We're proud of you.

And then I sent her and then I realized I'd sent it from Matt's Instagram.

I love when she gets through this.

She stands up in the diocese, said, you know what got me through this, Joey's brother sent me a direct message and I appreciate that, but I am with you.

I didn't.

She's been our best premier for.

She has been our best premiere since I don't know when Nick Griner was did a lot of good stuff, as did Bob Carr, controversial figure Bob car but he did.

He did a lot for the infrastructure of Sydney.

But I think she has just about been our best.

We've gone through some duds in the last decade.

Or so, and it's really irritating me that the opposition leader is sort of coming out saying, oh, she needs to resign.

You know, the people wanted to.

You know, actually we don't do the people.

I know, we don't want to resigns us fun weekend, fun Sunday Trish with the boys being out, with Jack being out of the house.

Jack, it was like our parents escaping.

It's reversed.

It was weird.

It was the bubbles.

The bubbles bursted after see six seven months, so it would have been weird for your What was it like?

What was like?

We had from eight o'clock in the morning, we have music blaring.

This is some of the great old you can put it up.

That's not Jack's not he downstairs.

We'll listen to the sports.

You're on a train who listens to the rideout Way Out West?

Hadn't he that one?

Were were the James Rain version to another one?

Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs.

You forget what an incredible live artist Billy thought was His version of C C.

Rider was excuse me, very besides the music, what he was doing was any different behavior?

Was there any nude walking around the house or.

Walk doesn't barely get the old Feller out when it's human Sunday, but Sunday afternoon.

We actually we kicked him with a couple of movies.

Firstly, and Jack, a movie you're well aware of.

And Coop your may have seen it.

Elvis and Nixon.

I showed it, Nutricia, It's brilliant.

That's when Richard Nixon, the President of the United States.

Well he Elvis went to Richard Nixon and wanted to be a federal agent at large.

At large.

He wanted a badge, that's what.

And you know it's just I love the scene, Trish where he's sitting at the airport about to fly to Washington.

Elvis and the Elvis and personators came to him and said, man, you're fantastic.

No, but he wouldn't wear that.

Very past where he's doing the is demonstrating his karate moves for Nickon.

Yeah, that's pretty cringe.

That's so good and on that I said the truth during it when Elvison personators going to Elvisa made he wouldn't wear that, you know, Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin little like contest and came.

Third story.

Now, people, it's time for Maddie's Strange News.

I'm gathering some stories over the last month.

I'm just going to read them to you just because made.

They're my favorite stories in the last month.

The first one Jack passes on to me, I think this is just an incredible story story to come to New South Wales.

A farmer has been left frustrated by wild bush turkeys getting into his property and having sex with his chickens.

Oh, this is going to be a great leading for Cameron Smith coming on.

Okay, Coops, time for change of pace from wild bush turkeys onto greatest hits content at Cooper given a grand final week the greatest rugby league players of all time.

Let's go what what who you're kicking off with?

But I think it's only fitting that Billy Slater comes in at number one.

Obviously someone I've I've seen, I've seen first hand play and train his He's obviously everyone sees what he does on the field, he's a freak off the field.

Of training and is how intense he trains and talks.

It's no doubt he's in the list.

Get the me now.

Number two.

So number two I had Bradley Clyde.

Wow, Yep, he's a nice man.

Okay, it's not it's not how nice he is.

No, but I met him once or twice and he was very so one of the most polite people I've ever met.

Actually, very nice man.

Yeah, okay, the greatest regul league player guy.

Number number three Jonathan Thurston.

Yes, number four is n I don't really know.

You met him in Miami, Remember that when you were trying to drag me to go to bed and I was like, no, I'm going to hang with the dude, seening Robbie Farri for a while.

I remember as Trish was dragging me back to the room, they were laughing at me.

I was like, I never felt so small and petty, and that's saying something.

Yeah, but that's when we is that the night that we saved our mate who's married to Mary.

No, no, that was another night.

That was the night before when the next night you actually drive into bed as well.

Okay, sorry coops.

Next I had number four Cliffy lyons One.

What a player, one of the bits I.

Think in the top still playing somewhere.

No, no, but.

He only knocked it off about three or four years ago.

I'd say Cliffy in the top three or four ball players of all time.

Number five Malmoninger Man.

Beautiful, what a player, good man.

Remember playing against him for the first time.

I ran onto Canberra Stadium.

I looked across as we're about to kick off.

It was one of my first first grade games and I looked across the halfway and went, hold fuck, I'm about to play and I just took him down.

I need a shoulder charge him.

Number six Greg the Brandy Alexander.

And yes, yep, mate, I think there was a stretch when you're talking about the greatest half backs of the eighties into the nineties, into the early nineties.

You talk about they talk about Alfie Langer, and they talk about Ricky Stewart, but Brandy in a two year period there was the best player in the world.

Yeah, it's hard for me to judge.

Obviously I didn't see that, but I from the watch footage, I can see this is what I'm judging this list off number seven.

I mean, how could I leave this man out?

You know what I mean?

He's he's my Yes, he's my favorite.

Yes, he's my favorite, isn't.

It here we go?

Yes, he's my favorite person in the world.

I love him with all my heart.

Andrew Johns of all the put down to had that's probably the biggest kick.

In the gas Peter Sterling, to be honest.

Right, Okay, so that's seven.

I'm walking out after that.

You're only doing that because you're not.

You have mentioned very good list, Coop.

It was I mean, it was like I was drowning and he's just put his foot on top of my head.

You can't be graded everything, mate, We've been lots of other things.

Thanks keeps Jacko.

Are you staying.

Good?

Gokeep?

Thank you?

Coming out.

Number eight, I had one of the most successful players of all time, Glenn Lazarus, the.

Brick with eyes they called him, mate, do you say the prick with eyes?

He was one of the greatest winners of all time.

It's quite interesting all these analogies that people make, like comparing them to a brick or a block of cheese.

Do you know what they used to Royan has Ches used to call Joey the unmade bed.

Actually describes him, actually does like he's demeanor.

Yeah, yeah, go keeps yeah, thanks for that, just keep going off a little spiel.

Number nine never ceasars to amaze me, still still manages to amaze me.

Camon Smith.

Yeah, well yeah, let me tell you because he's floating in the background.

Do you hear that's?

Do you hear that?

Quite literally?

What hasn't he achieved?

He hasn't got two TV shows on Fox.

He's not only won every award, he's won them numerous times.

Is absolutely he has actually jeeze and number ten, number ten before you judge for the uncle Stacey Jones, yep.

I think close to the greatest KEYP week player of all time.

I was Humaghan Mark Raham, but mean what a player.

A different era I would have put Benji there.

Well, hang on, it's not your concept.

Well actually forgetting Benji's the greatest of all time.

But it's time, guys, you're going to go to the uncle.

Yeah, I think you've done well, creeps.

I'm in.

Yeah, I'll go in.

I hope to see my my friend the Marshall at the only.

Well I've I've already walked out after it.

He's sulking that number Number eleven, our pummy friend, Sam Burgess.

Yeah, I love Sammy.

I think, in my opinion, I didn't see a lot of the old school players, but I think he's the greatest uh pummy player I've ever.

Seene Yeap certainly in the argument and.

Number twelve our savior Peter Bland.

He's no kidding.

That would have been a good one.

Yeah, great, great, it's a great concert, Coop, well done, cups.

I enjoyed that concept right out.

People.

That's not waste any time.

He's a guy that, without a shadow of doubt, he's going to be in Mortal one day.

He has.

Trusia said, he's absolutely won everything, although he hasn't a pedal Triple and Breakfast.

He've got two shows on Fox he's never won.

But have you won a LOGI yeah, I did one about five with the footage show.

Yeah, but I mean still I was on technically there, Fatties.

That's just another kick in the guts now it might be his final game this weekend.

We don't know.

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but there's no doubt in the world.

Look, this is what I think.

I think he's the greatest player in the world when you have a look at the longevity of the career, and the longer your career is, the harder it is to hold dominance.

And he has done that.

So here he is spill Welcome to John's Family Podcast.

Mate.

Now, last week we had Brandon on.

We actually label him our third son.

But given your age, I don't think we'll call you a third son.

Maybe you call you creepyunkle camera that.

Tag Maney.

Thanks for having me on the Family Podcast.

I'm certainly I could almost be Cooper's Actually, you.

Could be my dad.

Before we get under way, I've got to apologize about Cooper's brother Jack.

He's just returned from Saturday Night after the South's eliminated, and he he sounds like he's a little husky, sounds like Deborah Harry.

Yeah, thanks, mate.

Now, I don't know if we'll get quality from him.

Cameron.

Look, uncle Cameron, I'm going to give you the respect and not ask, mate, whether you're going to after this week's Grand Final if it's going to be your last game.

But unless you want to break it here two links, yes, one three links.

He doesn't know.

I've got to say what what are or what were the factors which will bring you to a decision, Cameron.

I think it's more based on, you know, whether whether I feel that, yeah, I want to do it anymore, mate, And you've been you've been involved a first grade system before for a long time, and you know, the two boys are now.

Experiencing what it's like to be involved in in an NRL team.

And the sacrifices you make in your own personal life and the commitment it takes to play in the National Rugby League.

So for me, Maddie, it's about weighing that up.

And you know, there's no secret I'm getting on a little bit now.

I'm thirty seven, and that means my family is growing as well, and my children are starting a little bit older.

My eldest daughter.

She's twelve going on thirteen next year, and they're starting to do a lot of things in their own life, mates.

So it's more to do with, you know, whether I'm committed to making those sacrifices anymore.

It's not really about you know, how good I feel I'm playing or whether I can still.

Make a difference to this footy side.

I think it's more about, you know, whether I want to make that commitment anymore.

And you know it's and a lot of people have mentioned about, you.

Know, whether we get a good result on Sunday, and that will determine things.

But I can confirm and that on your show today, mate, that won't make a difference whether we want to lose, right, Yeah, mostly I want to go out there and we want to win, there's no doubt about that.

But that won't determine whether whether or not I play on next year.

And that's one of the things that's been misconstrued a lot of people saying, oh, you know, smith is weighing up whether it's capable.

Well, there's no doubt you get capable.

The sacrifices you've got to continue to make and as you said, the families get older, although four or five years, believe me, you'll try to escape.

If you try and get back in, I should play on that.

Yeah, keep going now, Smithy, this Grand Final mate, it's incredible, the record yourself and the team had in the last fifteen years.

Are you as excited going into this one to say two thousand and six?

Yeah, I am money because yeah, and for different reasons, mate, I six against the Broncos.

That was my first ever Grand Final in the NRL and experiencing that week and you know, it was a huge It was a huge week for myself.

That was the first time I sported the Delian medal as well, so it was quite a well.

Within seven days.

But you know, I think for different reasons this year, it's exciting for me this year.

You know, this is my eighth Grand Final that I've been fortunate enough to be a part of.

And you know, I think the most for the most part, the excitement comes from, you know, seeing guys like your young fella here have been involved in a Grand Final squad and Grand Final week, and guys of Pappenhausen and Hughes being involved in their first Grand Final and justin Olham as well, and you know, just seeing the excitement on their faces and watching them grows as.

Regular league players, as footballs, but as men as well.

You know.

Being the captain and.

Sort of the oldest oldest Blak in the team, it's it's just great to see guys, you know, building their own careers at such a wonderful club and continuing the.

Success that we've had here for such a long time.

Before we have a little bit of fun mate.

The dominance we touched on before the Melbourne Storm has been last fifteen years quite incredible.

And what makes it even more amazing for you camera is over the years the players you've lost, you know, the Adam Blair, been a number of guys, but Israel, Flaur, greg inglis Cooper Kronk, really Slater.

At any point, Smithy, did you go into a season thinking I don't know about this year.

I think we're going to do it tough.

No, I'm not really, And that's never been the mindset of our clubmate and particularly with Craig being the coach and from from the first day he turned up late in two thousand and two all the way to the point we're at now is it's never been about thinking that you or having the mindset that you just making up the numbers.

It's always been.

About being the very best you can be a training and then giving yourself good opportunity to play.

Well on the weekend.

If you do that, then you're going to be.

Competitive and you're going to be pointing end of the season when when those games matter.

So there's never been a season where I ever thought, well, it's just not going to be our year, and you know, I'm just hoping for the best, you know, like you can, you can hope for the best.

But I think what really counts, what really matters, is going out and making sure you take any sort of luck out of it.

And I think we've done that every season, you know, I've been involved in the club.

There's probably been a couple of years where where, you know.

Particularly like twenty eighteen where we lost Trooper Crunk and we had a lot of changes that year and a lot of young, young, inexperienced players in our team, and we made the Grand Final.

And I probably thought that year, although.

We didn't win the Grand Final, the Rusters were far too good on in that match.

I was actually quite satisfied with the way we played in the result that year, you know, finished second to one of the best sides we've seen in the modern game.

I thought that was a great result for our club.

But yeah, there's never been a year mate, where I've I've entered the competition and thought, well, you know, it's just it's not going to be a year and let's just hope for the best.

Been a strange year Smith, of course, all the COVID things pauses changes in the rules.

You like, have been living in each other's pockets all the year up on Sunny Coast there?

What have you learned about someone like Cameron Munster.

So, I mean, look, I heard I heard that.

I heard Craig gave him a month off so we could finish his hs C.

But he reckons year ten with the best ten years of his life.

Yeah, well, like we've we've some of our turn rounds, guys, we've you know, we get we had a couple of days off a week on the long long turn rounds, and you know, we've we've actually a few of the partners of teachers, aren't they or like kindie teachers or whatever or grade three teachers.

Care Munster's actually been in those classes.

All the children.

He'd disrupted jumped.

Yeah, he jumped in.

He jumped in with Jerome Mus's partner, Molly.

So she's she's a teacher, she's a qualified teacher, and I think she's.

Like secondary school tea trade.

Yeah.

So anyway, yeah, but she's been looking after all of the kids here are still primary school students.

Anyway, Munster jumped in with my eldness to Jaja and Jasper, and the following day, the following day he got knocked down to the kindergarten because he couldn't keep.

Up with minds him.

So, I'll tell you what, Jerome, want to be careful.

I wouldn't let muster anywhere near my wife.

Although all though Smithie one one year's off, Cooper brought him back to our place, you and your master to show massive Blue.

We did.

We had words, really, yes we did.

What was that about?

I don't remember really.

I think he may have said something about my singing took great events.

Now I'm pretty true.

I'm pretty sure he told you to go.

He told you to go to bed.

Did Yeah.

I was about to knock him out.

It was only his friends.

Don't worry.

He was going to follow in creepy Now.

This podcast, oh yeah yeah, this podcast with is very much about music film wondering why the boys spent half an hour on the toilet in the shower, mate, Let's a couple of questions so that people if you are going to say Hurrah, get a little of sense.

What Smithy, what are you more likely to go to a Jimmy Barnes concert or Coldplay concert?

Cold Play, I've actually I've actually been to two.

I went to.

Went to a when they come out to Australia.

They might have been a couple of couple of summers ago at down at.

Marble Stadium in packed house.

And then on the he.

Was on the two and sixteen for Nations Till We're in London and Coop Scooper Krong.

Actually he got a couple of tickets to like this really small performance, a little intimate performance here in the middle of town.

There's like only two thousand people there.

So that was cold Play.

They put on a good concept.

You've been to cold Player as well, Coop, haven't you?

And I have?

Yeah, we went with the Alexander's.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're not big on the map, but they do put on a very good show.

Who do you go?

I gave Jimmy Barnes.

I just think Chris Martin is like a wet piece of lettuce.

He's like that.

He's like that pair of like a pair of underpants you just throw on the corner of the room after you've been on a three day bender.

Yeah, maybe you should throw these.

I'll just burn them.

Who would have thought?

Cooper Kronk with a cold fan.

It's a right, smith you will let it that out.

What are you most likely to watch?

A romantic comedy or a horror film?

Romantic comedy, Mate, I can't stand horror films.

I don't know why people watch them.

Why do you put yourself.

We're talking about the two thousand and eight year.

Final Romantic comedy mate down right?

Who you're most likely to hang out with?

Wayne Bennett or Wayne Rooney?

Well, I'm just going to say, like, geographically, Wayne Bennett.

Who is Wayne going to be hard to get ahold of?

Wayne?

Yeah?

Wayne Rooney is a United legend.

So that's what I was going to say.

One a one a balding desperate and the other one's wayn't Rooney.

It's not very nice.

I want to I like it to text later it's okay.

In an altimate universe, an ultimate universe, alternate universe, Smithy, who would you like most likely play for the Broncos?

Are the Titans?

What's that?

What's that?

Alternate universe?

One?

Yes, it is probably there.

We go go to the Titans, and you wouldn't go to the Broncos.

I'm a supporter.

Yeah, ah, poor old Broncos.

They've become you know.

The Titans, true, I do.

I like them a lot.

Trish has got low standards.

What about you storm there you go?

You know, for my personal selfish reasons, I'd like Smithy to state the story for Cooper's benefits.

If we go to the Knights, all the West Tigers if you like coming ninth?

Oh, right to finish with Smithy to finish with a little i Q test.

If you stand on the scales and your wait eighty five kolos, how much do your waif if you lift one league?

Are think it would be the same?

Mate?

Eighty five?

Damn it?

That was going to be our headline.

Ah.

Actually I got the wrong camera.

I was going to ask months to that.

Mate.

Listen, Smithy, we're taking up too much of your time.

I'm looking forward to the book coming out that you've written with Andrew Webster.

What's it called?

It's called what's it called?

Jesus?

What's it?

Yeah?

What is your I think that was called advance here?

Sure, Cam, I've got to warn you.

Red Ragan carves you up on Sunday.

Yep, after the season, sinish, can you get yeah?

Can I chase up those details off your absolutely will.

I'll lend you my plugs.

Smithy, listen, good good luck for Sunday.

In my opinion, you could play for another two seasons, but you've outlined the reasons why your second guests and your says you still absolutely understand that, and the other thing on top of that, you've just got nothing left to prove.

So have a good one, pal, enjoy it.

Awesome, Thank you guys, appreciate it.

Good luck and welcome to the family.

Well there he goes, Cameron Smith just saunt us off into the background.

Can I ask you, Matt for a question, So, baby, who was the oldest and what age was it oldest player ever in the NREL because thirty seven have to be up there, right.

I think Cliffy Lions I think played about thirty five, maybe thirty six.

I think Smithy's got it.

Yeah, that's just another award.

Is certainly he is the oldest to play NRL in the modern era.

Yeah, and as you said before, we're just talking to me before he's got another couple of years in him, but he makes a very good point.

It's not about is he able to do it?

It's about what you're sacrificing along the way.

And there you go.

Mate.

One of thanks Smith is that he was very candid, very very honest, and Jesus worried about that.

Here though, it's just disappearing.

I hate to see his pillow every morning.

This one listener question, who's the one person in the world that that if you met, they would leave you speechless?

Trisu?

Do you know what I really struggled with this?

That's funny because you came up with a concept.

Yeah, I know, but do you remember who I said i'd like to meet?

No?

Do you know that's a sign to get old?

Yeah?

I know, but you know I think no matter who I meant, I'd usually find something to say, even if it was really ridiculous and random.

But I'm thinking at the moment, who would like to meet and I would have no words for them is Gladys Bary Jaculine and I'd just give it a hug.

Sister hood.

It's in this COVID period, maybe just better off touching gloves.

What about you, Jacka, are you Okay, are you're like there?

Sorry, I'm okay.

So I'm just stearing's just counting down the second till you can.

I've gone with Mick Jagger from the rolling standards between him and Peter Blandy's.

It was a hard split.

That's a tough split, you know.

I think I'd rather meet Peter Baland and Mick Jagger.

Okay about you, Cooper John's.

I had to.

I had Barry Gibb because I do so much impressions of him that I wouldn't know.

I didn't know whether i'd actually do the impression for him or.

Whether he'd heard them previously and been offended.

Yeah, I don't think I had.

It's a pretty safe bet.

I'm pretty sure he hadn't heard my impression.

And uh, Michael Jordan.

Oh yeah, maybe a couple of strange dudes to having a room together.

Sex.

What was that I could write a song about you?

Jordan?

Oh god, oh god.

I've gone Walt Disney because Walt's dead and that would amaze me.

Well, he's not.

Frozen, isn't it.

We discussed that now to day.

If I met Walt Disney, it wouldn't mean that he's been defrosted.

That would surprise.

Do you know that Walt Disney had wooden teeth?

Really?

Yep?

Where did you hear this?

Seriously, I'm telling you read it.

He was.

He had wooden teeth.

So even though he made great animation like Steambak, Mickey and whatnot, mate, would you give would you take all that to have wooden teeth?

No?

Why did he have wooden teeth?

Like because false teeth have been around for a long time.

Yeah, well, well he might have gotten dragged out and put false teeth in there, but at one point he had wooden teeth.

I just can't understand that.

What about when you're drinking?

I don't know, I don't have Maybe I'm going to do a little research.

We frost the man and asking himself.

It's about rush More time and okay, what five music videos would you etch into Mount Rushmore?

Jacko, lead us off because we're going to get good to bed soon.

I've gone with number one Michael Jackson's Thriller, great music video, possibly one of the greatest of all time.

Some would say.

Number two.

I've Gone Around the World by Daft Punk.

You know that one.

Sorry, it's a bit of a you are.

The guys with helmets on it is.

Yeah, there you go, robot helmets.

Number three, I've Gone It's a live version.

It's a it's a live music video, Nirvana's MTV and plug about a girl.

Yeah, you know, Dave girls and the drums and yeah, who kills the drama?

Sweet?

Okay, hey, guys, guys leaven.

Seriously.

Number four, I've Gone without me eminem It's a great one.

Yeah, yeah, him and Doctor Dray.

Dressed up as Batman and Robin.

And number five, I've Gone one, probably one of the biggest ones in the last twenty years.

I've Gone, Hey by Outcast.

You love that one?

Is it good?

Yeah?

It's pretty well world renowned.

Okay, what about you tuish Okay, I'm going pretty fly the Offspring.

I loved that video.

When the girls were shaking their butt around the pool, I was like mesmerized, Oh okay, it was now Number two, have got simply irresistible Robert Palmer, remember he had all the women like those gorgeous faces playing.

Guitar behind and then.

Shania Twain did I feel like a woman, which was the reverse of Rob Palmer's where she had the guys behind, So I like that number four, I've got Black or White Michael Jackson, big film clip, yeah, massive, And he had.

Macaulay Cold he was I was about to say.

Macaulay And he travels around the world essentially and he incorporates his incorporates his dance into all the ethnic dances like the American, Indian, Russian, Indian Thaie.

And number five, I had Xanadu because I love Olivia Newton.

John Do you know that I watched a documentary the other day on Xenadu, like the actual place Senator Xena.

Do is there actually a place?

Xenadu was an old was an old ancient city that there're that you know, I mean, obviously no longer there, but yea, Xenadu was in the Human province of China.

It was actually yet and they found sort of certain remains and everything.

It was that one of the one of the first great cities of the world was end Yep, what about you?

I had number one, Taylor jack Johnson.

It has been still in it.

It's a it's a good laugh.

On the beach and it kills that chicken.

Yeah, it runs out of the chicken.

It's it's quite humorous.

I'd give it a watch.

Number two Twisted Sister, I Want to Rock?

How good is that?

I think it's the best ever.

When the school teacher saying what do you want.

To do with your.

He goes, what kind of man are you to desecrated defenseless textbook?

I should slap your fat face.

And then number three I had food Fighters Learn to Fly.

Yeah between Yeah, between Dave Grohl and your Man and the Drummer.

It's dead like Adamie Murphy.

They're playing every single role in it.

They're on the yep.

Number four run DMC and Aerosmith's Walk This Way.

I think that's my That's that and I want to Rock My two favorites of all time.

And actually that leads me to the next one.

This was my favorite as a kid.

I used to watch it all the time.

The darkness I believe in a thing called love.

Yes, definitely was it was Kooby used to have it on SingStar and used to watch it for the music video on SingStar because.

I'd heard that Tom Cruise, the role he played in What's that one where he plays the rock star?

It was it was as yeah, yeah, so I've heard that he channeled that guy from the darkness in his character and you can sort of see it.

Okay, I've gone Walk this Way, Run DMC, Aerosmith.

Here's a great interview about the other day.

You know that at first both both bands were really reluctant to do it.

But what a gave Aerosmith A gave Aero Smith sort of international acclaim.

They are a big American band, but not huge as far as international sales and things like that, and it gave run DMC sort of moving into the mainstream, although people argue after it that Run DMC it sort of ruined a bit of their credibility in the hip hop community.

So the next one I've Done All I Want is You by You two Acquiants from Oasis, and it's the second release of Acquians.

When they released for Stop the Clocks, it was it shot.

It's a Japanese cover band of Oasis.

Is a really good film clip.

Number two, I've Gone a Weapon of Choice, which was fat Boy Slim and Chrystophal walkin.

He's just doing all this crazy dance and he was in a lift.

He hops out, He's a weapon of Choice.

And number one I've Gone Johnny Cash is God's going to cut you down.

It's a big favorite of mine.

Now are we doing obscure facts?

I got around to it.

I was googling them last night for you.

This this obscure facts.

The topic is birds and heights.

Is that right?

That is strange of a bird was scared of heights given the fact they fly?

Well, it's birds and hides.

Number one crows can hold a grudge was on a specific person.

Oh really, which crow told the person that I've actually seen a few, you know, the cyclist.

They attacked the cyclist, the magpies, mate.

Yeah.

Number two he actually actually on I actually agree with Jack.

There.

We have a drone that films all of our training sessions from above, and there's a crow currently at Sunshine Coast Stadium that every time the drones starts up, the crow attacks the drone.

And it is an all black.

Did you say it attacks Jerome Hughes.

Jerome attacks Jerome.

Oh well, if it was attacking Jerome Hughes would be doing me a favor.

That's right.

Battle of the Sevens, Jack a good start, Okay, Just in the bucket there.

Over two hundred frozen corpses of climbers and sirpers are on Mount Everest.

Yeah, I believe it was just we walked.

Yeah, that is.

It's sad, but you can understand why it happens.

Of course.

Number three, I've gone.

There are reports of vacuum toilets that are on aircraft, you know, sucking one all the time.

Yep, sweet, they suck the rectum out of people.

There's been reports of the rectum being inverted rectum.

Yes, yes, they're not actually taking it and flushing it down.

And these are.

Such urinus you've.

Got you're still sitting on the toilet and these.

Are very These are from a website that are very it's very secure, from the a b o t r F, the Australian Bureau of Totally Real Facts.

Number four, I've gone.

This was a bit close to your heart.

Cobber height jeens.

Aren't everything much more goes towards a person's height than their genes?

Yeah right, okay, I don't really Yeah right, I really like environmental factor is growing.

Really so you're saying that nutrition, I'm short nutrition.

The exercise you do.

Potentially, I was going to say something about my wife, my mum there, but I don't know if you'd appreciate it's got something to do with a breast milk.

So I'm going I'm going to go away from it now.

I just want to let people know I've got a new radio show on se n which is the old two ch we do our first.

Shows eleven seventy.

You've got it.

It's going to be every Friday.

I'm going to do on one day, week nine to twelve, every Friday.

We don't have a rolling cast, so the rotating guest is going to be Andrew John's, Andrew Webster, Greg Alexander, and Michael Checker of course for Wallaby coach and James Hooper journal at Fox League.

First show is on this Friday, and it's Andrew John's, and Andrew Webster and myself.

So I'll look after that.

Now it's time for This is going to make people angry.

But Trish, do you want to lead off?

Sure?

This doesn't make people angry.

But I'm won't be watching State of Origin?

Is that because I don't usually?

In fact, I don't even know if I'm going to watch the Grand Final.

To be honest, it's on at night, Sunday night.

It's not like it's a long weekend.

I'll probably get a bed, you know.

You are.

You're in Australian well jacka.

Uh, I actually missed this one.

Sorry, it doesn't matter.

That makes me angry?

What about you, Coops?

This is going to make people angry.

But I don't like little little cherry tomatoes in my salad the best.

I agree, I definitely agree.

You don't like tomato in general.

That do you like tomato in general, Cooper?

Or you just don't like the cherry tomatoes.

I like tomatoes or my burgers.

I don't want them in my salard.

You don't want them in your salad.

This is going to make people angry.

But I think everyone should have the option to change their name immediately.

So you should have the option that you don't go through all the red tape and everything, and you should just be able to straight away just change your name.

I use it an example.

A Welsh guy who's a famous singer was born Arnold Dorsey, which is a fairly boring name.

Well, he changed it to Engelbert.

Legally though, ye, well just very.

I don't know.

I don't know, but it's cooler, which he did.

Please release me, pleasese release me, let me go.

I don't love you anymore.

That was seeing that to me on the weekend, there'd be a lot.

Of complications there copper identity theft.

And that's right.

There's some people I studied strange names.

Here's some people who and this is another reason why should people should be able to change it.

This is these people were born with this name, mister Perv, Dick Long, Paul two Cox, Willie Stroker Wade for this, McDonald berger is a German guy, McDonald berger, Dick ass Man, Yoshi take a shitter, and fat Hoe.

So yeah, but you're bringing them in from other languages.

So I want to change my name from this point on.

What would you like to be addressed?

I'm going to be called Edson thunder Snap.

That's good Edson, which was Palai's realm.

That is the coolest.

That is the coolest name of Elson Snap.

So that's from this point for you, you will refer to me as Edson Thundersnap.

I don't have to be missus Thundersnap, do I?

Yes?

You do know?

Don't I get a choice too?

Brother, You're going to be Ethel thunder Snap.

Okay, top five combined times.

It is the songs of Bruno, Mars and the King Elvis Presley, go on Trish Okay.

Number five, Uptown Funk, Bruno Mars, number four, A Little Less Conversation Elvis number three, Little Sister Elvis heard that in Nashville being played.

It was a great version.

Number two just the Way you Are Bruno Mars.

And number one I had Bruno Mars Locked out of Heaven.

Okay, Chack Johns.

I've gone I'm going to big Brune Mars fans and I'll just I've just chucked one in for the fact that we're doing Brune.

I don't have to do that, Sweet Thank your heart.

Number five, I've gone hound Dog Elvis.

Number four, I've gone uptown funk.

Bijel sings that doesn't up to.

Up down funk, not today, mate.

Number three, have gone Burning Love Elvis Love It.

Number two, number two I've gone suspicious minds.

And number one, I've gone a little less conversation.

Yes, do you know that was just a riff that was only like a bridge and they turned it into something xcel something Jack Cooper, What do you got man?

Hey, guys, how you doing?

I did number five Locked out of Heaven, Bruno Mars, number four, Burning Love by the King Number three When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars, Number two VERSACEI on the Floor Bruno Mars, and number one jail House Rock by the King.

My favorite on of jail House Rock is in the end of the Blues Brothers Blues Brothers, Sorry, I was just a little Connips.

There I've gone, I've gone, Don't be cruel the King Elvis Presley.

The second one is the cover of Elvis Presley did from Simon and garfun cale Bridge Have a Troubled Water Yes, and number three Elvis's song about STDs Burning Love, Number two in the Ghetto and number one, which is my favorite.

William Nelson does a great version as well.

Always on my mind.

Great song Trush.

We watched two Member.

We watched the Ted Bundy film with Zac Efron the other day.

I always knew he was a bad guy, zach Man.

It is really good, interesting the insights into a serial killer and how manipulative of people and situations they can be.

They're kind of did you.

Guys see that on Did you guys see that on my story?

The other day?

I did a post about it.

No, didn't, I saw it?

How it got to you guys?

Yeah?

Yeah, he was.

I reckon, I reckon, he copied me.

I reckon, He's copyed me.

But it is outstanding.

Zac Efron does a really good seri killer.

He frighteningly said Bundy.

I mean, if he could have the judge when he sentenced him said, if only you could have channeled your mind in the positive, what you could have been because like he just was his own defense lawyer.

It's quite incredible.

He has been a little student.

That's why he was able to do that.

Best and worst surikiller films.

Trish okay, because I actually don't think I've watched many about from that one the other day, so my best is going to be extremely wicked, shockingly evil and vile, the Ted Bundy one and the worst.

I haven't seen this, but I just didn't look.

I just didn't like.

The way Charlie's throne looked in Monster.

She was creepy looking.

And there's something particularly evil about a female serial killer too as a woman.

I love Trisha.

Robin Newcastle once and end up a Newcastle.

Peoples is this old radio broadcaster and he calls the you know, all the various races.

Actually he actually used to commentate on the rugby league up there, Phil called Gary Harley and Gaz.

If he didn't know about it, he used to act like he knew about it.

So people remember once in view a person with ten Vin Balin and they'd say to you, yeah, that's right.

And I was listening to one day and he goes, we'll give us a call one three hundred think and you can win double pass to go see this new movie starring Charlie thurs On.

It's called Monster.

Let me tell you night and the bloke can act JACKA.

Okay, I've gone.

I've gone Best Signs of the Lambs because you know he's got two of the greatest, you know, serial killers in it.

Didn't real it's an elector in Buffalo Bill.

And then the worst I've gone the screen franchise.

Yeah yeah, with you Make Out of bed Mate.

Could we just a bit finished and take it easy?

Credit to yourself and your family.

God bless you.

Parents are proud of you.

But Coop, what do you got?

Man?

Now?

I did I did extremely wicked, shockingly evil and vile as well.

I thought that's the best I've seen.

But I want to just talk to about something.

The worst one I've done is it's based on a true story, but what it's based on.

It's based off a man's.

Toy who turned evil and try to destroy them.

It's called child's play.

Is that Chucky?

It is?

It is?

Do you know I've never seen it.

I've only seen it's hilarious, It really is.

Is it hilarious?

It's hilarious.

My my number one, My best is seven film called seven Brad Kevin Spacey.

It is terrifying and special mention to Friday the thirdth part two.

And my worst is I'm with Cooper Chuckie too because it's look, it just can't help but love Chucky.

He's really cute and even when he's carrying a knife and trying to kill people, he's just going, you know, good on him, Good on that doll.

Anyway, that's all we've got time for Cooper.

You are Cooper Jack Rod have been MVP the last few days.

You are m v P today for landing your captain Cameron Smith ahead of what could be his last game.

Very good of him and a few days just out from the Grand Final.

So good on you.

We wish you all the bests on the best of the team.

Good luck on Sunday.

See you guys, I appreciate you too, both equally thank you, but.

Me a little more right.

Know you do.

That's called charity.