[SPEAKER_01]: M-S-W-M-E-D-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E [SPEAKER_02]: Hello, but gang welcome back to another episode of what honestly this week The engine and I have extended open chat at your request also we have a set of ready set confess It's been a while so this is but first this is your reminder that but honestly is an 18-in-over podcast for adult listeners So now let's get down to some good old fashion open chat [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, so I saw you had a big event last night in graduations.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was really cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was all sort of celebrity impersonators that were in the photos that you did that were very convincing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was very good.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was very fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: I brought in Dear Brittany, the TikTok.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Million followers.

[SPEAKER_04]: She brought the house down both times.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we did, since they were this company was celebrating their 25th anniversary.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, 25 years ago was 2000.

[SPEAKER_04]: VMAs 2000 that we were thinking about celebrities that were like super hot peak of the game in the year 2000.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we put in, you know, Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise and Leonardo Caprio and then we had a Brittany who did the VMA.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, can't get this satisfaction.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that one can't get this satisfaction and so oops I did it again.

[SPEAKER_04]: and she also did she also did slave for you or good with the snake but the thing is is she's so precise like this girl and him is a lagra she's amazing follow her you guys um [SPEAKER_04]: has mastered the Brittany tribute in such a way that we played the video from the VMAs and she follows in she is on and in sync with the whole thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: So you're watching real girl perform while you're watching the VMAs on two big screens next to her.

[SPEAKER_04]: that's insane as it's going on and so like when you look down you're seeing like the movements it's all like and it was incredible and she brought the house down we had some other things like a contortionist on this like diamond thing and then coal live musicians playing with the [SPEAKER_04]: DJ, and we had this little, you know, salon here.

[SPEAKER_04]: We just did a fun shit, a fuck ton of stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, and then tomorrow I get to rinse and repeat and I have another client that we're doing a bunch of things for.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's just kind of like, every other day this month, I have something happening.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, but it was fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: How's your week been?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's been pretty good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I, you know, as a dad living this far away from New York City, you know, [SPEAKER_02]: 25 out of miles away.

[SPEAKER_02]: My daughter message me last Friday morning that she was like spewing from both ends.

[SPEAKER_02]: She had gotten some sort of food poisoning or a virus or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, dad, what do I do?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm in a shoebox apartment in Manhattan and I've vomited all over my bed and I only have one set of bedding because we just moved in here and I don't know what to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't know where to go, what to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't sleep with my bed.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, well, take all this shit off your bed.

[SPEAKER_02]: And just throw it at throw a blanket on top of it and get it on there, and I called her in some medicine for nausea and I told her to get her friends and run out and get some ammonium and, you know, the whole hydration thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I tried to call her her her.

[SPEAKER_02]: university health services student union health center to get her an appointment just to be checked and they're like no no no that's not how it works here she's over 18 she has she has a collar self you can't be calling and talking to us about her Mike [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's kind of cool, you know, they protect the students that much, but at the same time, she's so sick.

[SPEAKER_02]: She can barely talk.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it would really be great if you just listened to me, but they weren't having it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, so that was a little bit of difficulty.

[SPEAKER_02]: the candlelight concert series.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was at the San Diego National History Museum.

[SPEAKER_02]: You go down to the theater there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have a question for you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.

[SPEAKER_04]: So was were you a victim of Instagram propaganda?

[SPEAKER_04]: Not forizing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Totally.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because I see those all the time.

[SPEAKER_04]: They had the Taylor Swift one.

[SPEAKER_04]: They had Cold Play.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was a victim of the Facebook one, because yeah, I saw it on Facebook.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I booked my tickets on Facebook because it sounded cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh, clean versus Abba.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love these two bands.

[SPEAKER_02]: It'd be really cool to do a candlelight concert.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I've always wanted to do a candlelight concert just because it sounds good.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I heard when my friends did go to the Cold Play [SPEAKER_04]: just like a little chamber orchestra of like four people.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's just it's a it's two violins of Yola and a and a and a stand-up and a preppy cello.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I wonder if they were people that I actually had hired.

[SPEAKER_04]: two days before because I use a lot of like little chain worker shows like that all the time and there was this one that was like traveling in the air.

[SPEAKER_04]: We had a local group and they said they're two did.

[SPEAKER_02]: Was it a range of people in?

[SPEAKER_02]: Was it a range on top?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, but there's so here's a thing that people don't realize when it comes to bands and all the kind of thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: everybody's playing with everybody and this yeah that like you'll go to a you see a a really really great dance band and they'll be a drummer there and then you go somewhere else in the same drummers playing for a different band because like when people have to swing in people use the best of the best right and so like I know I just recently had an event where [SPEAKER_04]: we had to dress people up to look Victorian, and two of the players who usually play with the little chamber, they were sick, and they had to bring in other people, and they were like, well, there's these true traveling musicians that we're going to bring in and how to do this.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, okay, as long as they sound good and what are their sizes, so I can cost you them.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I didn't even like, wasn't even going to do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just wondering now.

[SPEAKER_02]: has an agreement with the range on sample, which is a group of different musicians, I think it's out of Denver, Colorado, I think.

[SPEAKER_02]: But so they do these concerts, it's four people.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was two Asian women and two Asian guys and they speak in between each song and tell what the music means to them.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's usually funny and they're kind of nerdy because they're classical musicians [SPEAKER_02]: It's absolutely like candles everywhere.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's not the real on fire candle.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you don't feel like you're going to burn the house down.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's those fake candles.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're in a museum and they're not going to let you play with real flame.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what you guys hold hands?

[SPEAKER_04]: Was it romantic to cool?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it was romantic.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a queen and Abba.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it was a little more upbeat than that.

[SPEAKER_02]: There were some people who dressed up like Abba to go to the thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that was cute.

[SPEAKER_02]: We were like 45 minutes into it, 50 minutes into it, and they're like, okay, we had time for one more song, and I'm like, one more song, I just got you.

[SPEAKER_02]: One more song, I just finished my glass of wine, my first glass of wine, and it's like time to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it was really cute, it was good.

[SPEAKER_02]: We walked back across the bridge on the, double park on that promenade there where all the museums are.

[SPEAKER_02]: much across the bridge to go into the actual park park, and then we have parked our car on the other side of the park in a parking space that we have access to.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so as we're walking, the sky comes out of the rambled bushes area where everybody goes to crews.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he was so sexy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, he was he was like six [SPEAKER_02]: I would say, oh, gosh, oh, man, Ryan Reynolds, not, not, not right, wait, who's the guy who did the beat us and butt head skit, and that wasn't Ryan Reynolds, it was Ryan Gosling.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ryan Gosling.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So this guy, this guy dude looks like Ryan Gosling, he's, he's amazing looking.

[SPEAKER_02]: but really muscular has on a wife beater and then a pair of jeans that are buttoned up and the buttons are all undone and wide open.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so I kind of, I kind of give him the look up and down and kind of stood down in his crush and go, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, as he walks by, and then I did the whole E.O.

[SPEAKER_02]: Carrera thing where I turned my head and see if they're just looking at back to me and he looks like he's looks back at us.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh shit, it's on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then he started following this and I was like, oh shit, now I don't know if I'm going to get murdered or robbed because it's it's in the dark and who knows if this is an unhoused person who's got mental illness or if this is just some hot gay guy cruising or if it's someone with malintent to like lure you in so that they can rob you who knows what's going on and so we just kept walking faster and we ended up getting out of there, but [SPEAKER_02]: It was kind of hot, you know, a little part of me wanted to stay and go into the bushes with them.

[SPEAKER_02]: But, you know, the sane cerebral part of me said, that's a fucking stupid idea.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't do that right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is when you need to use the Leo Herrera line.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, where are you coming from?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, that's when you should have used it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what were you going to?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, then.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but anyway, it was, that was kind of cute.

[SPEAKER_02]: Other than that, I just watched some football over the weekend, which is kind of my passion.

[SPEAKER_02]: My team got absolutely hammered.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's supposed to be a congenir for the national championship this year, and the loss about like 24 points at home to a terrible team.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't think I have to worry about football much more this year.

[SPEAKER_02]: Jim trainer there told me a story, but let's go in on my gym.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so this is this is kind of gross.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll warn everybody, but she's she's telling me that I'm there is a mystery shitter in the min shower.

[SPEAKER_02]: to have this kind of moniker.

[SPEAKER_02]: Are you the mystery shitter?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So basically, somebody goes into the men's shower, because there's three showers across them, three showers.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they all have glass doors.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're fogged up so you can't see anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you're not seeing somebody naked across me or anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you can kind of get away with people scooting in there, but together because you can't see who's in there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you don't see like even like body outline.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, you don't even see body outline.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's that it's that I stuck, yeah, it'll pay Jim.

[SPEAKER_02]: So she said that somebody's been going into the shower and leaving a big juicy solid turd right on the shower floor.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just one turd, just one giant turd and they do it so gross.

[SPEAKER_02]: They do it and they're like, [SPEAKER_02]: And, and the, you know, the custodians have to go in and clean it up and because somebody walks in there and sees this giant shit on the floor.

[SPEAKER_04]: Posing here is a screen link.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hold.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so go back from take it from juicy turd, please.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you check it back from juicy turd?

[SPEAKER_02]: So somebody's leaving this big juicy turd in the middle of the shower and then the custodian comes in and sees it and he's like, [SPEAKER_02]: Well, what the fuck, you know, um, uh, and cleans it up.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then like three days later, another juicy turd shows up somewhere in the bathroom and the showers, um, straight dude, who knows?

[SPEAKER_02]: My gym is becoming more and more straight, which is really disturbing to me because I I joined that gym because it was super gay.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now it just doesn't feel like there's that much gay energy anymore, but you [SPEAKER_04]: has a grudge with the custodians at your gym like this is.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, right, to leave a giant shit on the floor.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was saying too that you can't put a camera or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and this, yeah, you can't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so it's basically come, uh, become like a hearty bullies, uh, mystery like, uh, you know, um, the case of the corn.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like when when did I come on because because it's like if it was a gay person I mean like that doesn't seem like something a gay person would do Well, you would also think like that would be somebody who's maybe like cleaning out in the shower Or they're gonna waffles not for something, you know, yeah, like it's like it's like [SPEAKER_04]: You know, you're going to get rid of, you know, leave no trace.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, it's one of those situations, but this is like somebody who is being really vindictive towards the staff at the gym.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have, there've been any progress made since there's no progress in the case.

[SPEAKER_02]: I actually asked for an update for today, but I didn't get anything.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have to ask them, is there a journal of keeping the date?

[SPEAKER_04]: Because then they're going to start cross-referencing like, oh, that's smart.

[SPEAKER_04]: Into the hotel or who choose checked into the gym.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because they're doing a little part because you scan it to come in.

[SPEAKER_02]: So there's electronic record of who's there during that time.

[SPEAKER_02]: So they should start looking at that.

[SPEAKER_04]: it's very much broad city with like hey uh Abby somebody left a whole bunch of pubes in the shower I need to go clean that up like it's that but yes yeah so gross okay we're gonna be right back we're gonna take a quick break after we take a juicy chart we'll do it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I hope let's cleanse the palate a little bit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Are you sure because then you have a story about that, too?

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, no, it wasn't I wasn't about people poop though.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is about just like being a doc dead and You know sometimes you go and you take your dogs out and I we have like [SPEAKER_04]: When we walked the dogs, we have the little holder for the little poop bags.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, as a good, you know, dog owner should.

[SPEAKER_04]: So you should clean up, leave no trace.

[SPEAKER_04]: Again, the Jersey-toed person, it's a third person needs to get some doggy poop bags.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: But so, it takes the girls out.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they, one uses the bathroom as we're going and does her business.

[SPEAKER_04]: I go into the thing, have one little bag, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: And pick it up, okay, keep going, throw it away, because we're over near the park.

[SPEAKER_04]: And as we're going home, as we're getting close to home, we're like three blocks from my house, okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Rose, I mean, you know, you have dogs that start doing the whole like, okay, they're doing the dance again, like something, you know, she's she's she's a little bit too intense and I'm like, nope, nope, you got to wait till we get home because there's no more bags, I have no more bags.

[SPEAKER_04]: So like, no, no, we got to get home.

[SPEAKER_04]: We got to get home.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, no, we stop.

[SPEAKER_04]: And as we stop, both dogs decide to do their business.

[SPEAKER_04]: At the same time, it was like synchronized pooping.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm sorry, people, but honestly, this is what happens when we don't have a script or think that we're going to sit around the line and we're going to talk about this kind of shit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Literally.

[SPEAKER_04]: So like, [SPEAKER_04]: So they both go to like do business as they do hot guy comes running past there's another girl who is like a block down Who is headed our way?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, I'm standing there and I'm like I can't just leave poop and the thing isn't that's bad poop karma and all that well [SPEAKER_04]: There's two things.

[SPEAKER_04]: Two funny things here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So one of them is so now I have to stand here and act like I'm looking for a bag just so these people can pass and then yeah leave like we can write this scene of the crime and then maybe you know get home and pick it up later.

[SPEAKER_04]: What do you know to me?

[SPEAKER_04]: So.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm standing there like doing the pantomime of like, oh, where am I going to find a bag and like hot guy goes running past and I'm still looking for this bag girl finally walks by someone we guys we got to go something like grab the dogs we run we book home, uh, well then what I realize it's in front of the house that I don't know if I've mentioned this before I had been [SPEAKER_04]: vandalizing this home unintentionally.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, for a little while and but that I mean I need a little more explanation there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So what's the house.

[SPEAKER_04]: So there's a bunch of rental homes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like I can tell their rental homes now.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're like Airbnb's in our neighborhood, because they're just, you know, not as well, kept us together when they're very privileged.

[SPEAKER_04]: But.

[SPEAKER_04]: On their side of their porch, there is this big blue trash can, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: But it's like, it's circular, it's, and it always has like, just, you know, crap hanging out of it, like, overgrown, whatever.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so I had just become a custom to like I don't want to carry the little bag with me after the girls do their business so I want to throw it into here into the into a trash can so I always find a trash can well I had been throwing it in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Unbeknownst to me, it was a planter.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was, oh, trash.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's the life.

[SPEAKER_04]: I had been throwing like, you know, every so often.

[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, I know I had done it like five times.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is the same house that the girls do their business and I just leave it.

[SPEAKER_04]: So now we have taken a [SPEAKER_04]: new way to walk home from the park and I will not ask that house anymore because now I'm like afraid that like Who's this asshole even shit in my it like in my planers and on my lawn like I look like I have a like I'm being Victor towards these people, but it was just so good, but just like every day, you know drama stupid silly stuff Too funny we did go back we did pick it back up [SPEAKER_04]: So I want Carmen to be good for me, but at the same time, it was just what it happened.

[SPEAKER_04]: So anyways, as we talk about real life things and what we've been doing, you buy Ariana tickets, I'm jelly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, here's a deal.

[SPEAKER_02]: So she's doing a very small tour next summer.

[SPEAKER_02]: At least the day she's announced.

[SPEAKER_02]: And she initially only announced like two L.A.

[SPEAKER_02]: dates, which got expanded to seven L.A.

[SPEAKER_02]: dates.

[SPEAKER_02]: And my daughter has never seen her before.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have, but actually, my daughter did the Disney channel awards one year, and she actually did, she debuted that, [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I got one less problem without you that one oh, that was a long time ago.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, a long time ago.

[SPEAKER_02]: So she saw her back.

[SPEAKER_02]: The penalty tail was tight when the penalty tail was real tight.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think we saw at some radio station thing that had like her and he used the early onions, somebody else or something like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, briefly, but but now she's obsessed with Ariana Grande.

[SPEAKER_02]: She loves her.

[SPEAKER_02]: She loved her and wicked.

[SPEAKER_02]: She loves all of her albums.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, she just went through a breakup last year.

[SPEAKER_04]: The album is so good.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's when she went through a breakup last year.

[SPEAKER_02]: So Ariana's like giving her life, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: She's she's she's just finding a lot of strength through that stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I center of just a screenshot that Ariana was going on tour.

[SPEAKER_02]: She goes dad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to go and like H.A.V.E.

[SPEAKER_02]: was capitalized and when you have a daughter and you're a gay man and they want to see Ariana Grande and they say, I have to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, I got the ponytail on right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: You got to make it happen, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: You got to make that happen.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I signed up for the artist pre-sale.

[SPEAKER_02]: I told her to sign up for the artist pre-sale.

[SPEAKER_04]: for the one concert that I wanted to go to that only has me 65,000 people are trying to get in just for that one date.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for just that one date.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I was 65,000 there was wait, you know, some people were saying that oh god, I'm like 250,000.

[SPEAKER_02]: So obviously, I'm not going to get tickets.

[SPEAKER_02]: The the pre-sale from her website sells out in minutes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I go on seat geek and I find there's some tickets available that people have bought and other reselling.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're pretty pricey, like they're not as bad as like Beyonce and Taylor Swift last year.

[SPEAKER_02]: But they're fairly pricey.

[SPEAKER_02]: So especially if you want to get anywhere near the stage.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to get here in the building.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm kind of worried.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know that I'll also, there's a sale tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_02]: The sale tomorrow will, um, this is in the past.

[SPEAKER_02]: Those of you guys listed in.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're in the time being.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like this the sale the the official sale will be the next day.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I decided to go to go ahead and buy four tickets for a crazy amount of money, but not like super crazy.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like nosebleeds.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're terrible.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, they're like, but, but they're in they're in there, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: They're in the show.

[SPEAKER_04]: She didn't do dynamic praising.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's just, and so it's ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_02]: So the next day, I go in for the real sale.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was $290.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even make the line.

[SPEAKER_02]: My husband went in.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was $298,000 in line for that one concert.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now, as soon as those tickets sold out in three minutes, [SPEAKER_02]: Now the lowest price I see is $119 from Noesbly Seats and up to $10,000 for Seats.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, who can afford that?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is everybody like a prince from Dubai?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, what is happening?

[SPEAKER_02]: People are like, what is happening?

[SPEAKER_02]: People are going into credit card debt and working in their homes and all kinds of shit because it's a good answer.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a good answer.

[SPEAKER_02]: To go see somebody.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just watch an DVD.

[SPEAKER_02]: Watch an DVD, you know?

[SPEAKER_04]: I will never understand that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I, I, I, not, are streaming or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not DVD, but, you know, I just, [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well DVDs can be the way we're going pretty soon, but it's just like, it doesn't make any sense to me, just like how expensive things are getting.

[SPEAKER_04]: I kind of wish that like, [SPEAKER_04]: We went back to the old school way of things.

[SPEAKER_04]: We'll give you go stand and align.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like maybe they do like half sales on online.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then the other people just to give people the locals in a sense.

[SPEAKER_04]: And opportunity is that if you know that tickets are going to go on sale, go camp out the night before.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: And like, but so many people have computer.

[SPEAKER_02]: So many people are computers that they, they all these bots like swipe up these tickets and resell them at astronomical fees.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, her particular pricing was $77 from those bleeds and for front row seats, it was like $750.

[SPEAKER_04]: But the price is all that because she was not because the dynamic pricing, so there's you guys are like listening, it was basically as like as the demand goes up, then the prices will surge, you know, like how they did for Beyonce and Taylor, you know, and then Taylor had the whole issue with ticket master.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, then now [SPEAKER_04]: Ariana Grande, she put it through that, yeah, she's only, she's not doing dynamic pricing.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're setting their pricing.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is how much it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: But then the resellers just makes so much.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just, it's, it's unbeknownst to me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like hopefully you guys may be find some other seats somewhere else.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you can sell these for some astronomical price and then become part of the problem.

[SPEAKER_04]: But like still.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what I did for Taylor Swift actually.

[SPEAKER_02]: for Taylor Swift we bought we actually got some face value tickets for eras for eras but but so my daughter's like oh my friend got two tickets for Taylor Swift face value you can have the money for it out of my hell yeah you can't so she she buys them and she calls me and says [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I got the tickets to add.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so excited.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh, I forgot to ask you where in California is this concert and she's like this place called Santa Clara.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like Santa Clara is nine hours away from us.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you may as well be three states away.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so what we ended up doing was selling those [SPEAKER_02]: One week before the concert, I get this weird message from Ticketmaster, hey Taylor fans, we've opened up seats for her LA show that you were looking at before, their face value, you can access up to four tickets.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, this is bullshit.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's no fucking way.

[SPEAKER_02]: I went on the website and used the link.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, just for the hell of it, for Shits and Giggles, it was real.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got four face value tickets, like 200 bucks each for Taylor Swift.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's incredible.

[SPEAKER_04]: I actually, they were going for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they were going for $2,500, $3,000, you know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I had a client who when the tickets wouldn't originally went on sale at so-fi stadium over the Taylor tickets.

[SPEAKER_04]: And she got in and she was like number like 500 to purchase.

[SPEAKER_02]: So she was like, that's amazing, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: So she jumped on it and she has money, you know.

[SPEAKER_04]: But so she purchased, I want to say she purchased six tickets, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, [SPEAKER_04]: She was thinking, okay, so she had the one for, and she was a, her and her husband and her daughter, you know, and then she was going to have three other tickets for, you know, some friends or whatever.

[SPEAKER_04]: So because it was her daughter senior year when this, when the Ares Tor started.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, Ares Tor was three years old.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's three, three years longer, two years longer, whatever.

[SPEAKER_04]: But anyways, so she had been sitting on these tickets, and then when all the craziness happened with all the pricing, surging and everything else, and she [SPEAKER_04]: and not saying anything.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, then she told her daughter, she was like, hey, do you really want to bring your friends or do you maybe want to make some cash off these other tickets?

[SPEAKER_04]: Use the same time, you know, she's a housewife.

[SPEAKER_04]: She lives a very, like, husband's a breadwinner.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, you know, I think she lives, she lives very, very well, but it's, [SPEAKER_04]: The old school thing of, you know, I spend money in my husband knows how much I'm spending.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, she had been booking a party with me at the time, and we had a lot, we had different options than our payment.

[SPEAKER_04]: And she's like, okay, we're going to go with this, this and this, and then we'll keep these other things on the back burner and maybe we'll go with, you know, mechanical bull and all this other stuff at the party.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, then she calls me like two weeks later and she goes, so we're going to go with the new options.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, oh, okay, cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: So what happened, you know, and you just like inquiring, you know, like why are we going to go with more stuff and she goes, so I am I sold those other tickets.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so we're going to have a bigger party now.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it ended up being her and her husband and her daughter that ended up going to the concert.

[SPEAKER_04]: Her husband became a huge Taylor Swift fan that night because of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: So good live.

[SPEAKER_04]: But like they didn't bring anybody.

[SPEAKER_04]: They didn't talk.

[SPEAKER_04]: They didn't tell any of her friends that they had these extra tickets.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then when the people sat down next to her, she was just like looking at them like, hmm, you bought those tickets.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Dr.

Carlson, you sent an article [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, from Rich, just we act, it's called my wife finally agreed to make my biggest sex dream come true.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now it's become my nightmare.

[SPEAKER_02]: I made a mistake.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: So just to read this story.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we have some other input about.

[SPEAKER_02]: opening relationships and and three systems and stuff like that later, and on from slates how to how to how to do it, do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's their sex call and basically, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So basically, it says for the longest time, my wife was staunchly against us, visiting a sex club.

[SPEAKER_02]: Finally, our fifth wedding anniversary, she agreed after a year long campaign on my part.

[SPEAKER_02]: While we were there, I was with two different women, but my wife ended up being [SPEAKER_02]: Now she has us going back twice a week and each time the guys can't get enough of her.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought this would- I thought this would be a dream come true for me, but seeing her get fucked by guy after guy has started up some unexpected jealousy in me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I realized now that this was a mistake and I want to go back to the way things were.

[SPEAKER_02]: As now I'm seriously afraid that she might lead me now that she's been to the Promised Land.

[SPEAKER_02]: How could I convince her that this needs to end?

[SPEAKER_02]: I've created a monster.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is crazy.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we'll read, [SPEAKER_04]: rich in Jessica from how to do with it responds.

[SPEAKER_04]: But what is your initial reaction to this letter?

[SPEAKER_04]: Because we never talk about other people's sex columns.

[SPEAKER_04]: We usually just answer people's up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think this is a great example of how to be careful what you wish for and really think things through before acting on it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's [SPEAKER_02]: Obitting your sexual out is your relationship to have sex where other people can be really super hot.

[SPEAKER_02]: But you have to be really emotionally and mentally prepared.

[SPEAKER_02]: for the process.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you're going to be seeing things or maybe not seeing things and being lifted in the dark about things that might really get under your skin.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you have to be really comfortable or at least accepting that what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if I want to do this, I'm going to have to let them do it too.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can't put the choose pace back in the tube.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and once it's out, it's out there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because now you've seen it now you have the visual now you need to go to therapy, I think you need to go to a couple of therapy just to kind of how to resolve this situation.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, there's a lot of different things that I think about from this, one of them being, and I don't know what they have answered back because I did not have Apple use when you sent this to me, so I didn't get to meet the whole article, but my thoughts on it are, [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he thought she was going to partake to the degree that she did, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, and he got, and he, like, he fucked two girls, you know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I wasn't going to become a cobb.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I can't become a contest between that.

[SPEAKER_04]: A little bit, and just knowing, you know, like, how, you know, apparently she must be much hotter.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you're, there's less women available, you know, that's, that's probably, I'm sure there's probably a lot more guys that says clubs and women and that probably led to her having a lot more, also she might be super hot too, but who knows, but, but for her to get four times the action he's getting, that's got to be real gut punch for sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: The other part of it too though is it's just like, in these situations, like, make it a treat like going to a sex party.

[SPEAKER_04]: ice a week going to a that's exhausting half house like what else is going on in the head what's going on there's a little bit of an OCD almost you know it sounds like a sex addiction or anything Yeah, it's it's getting to that point or she's just you know no pun intended she's filling a hole Hmm with with dick.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, yeah, it's just like there's there's something that's going on there [SPEAKER_04]: and maybe it's more of an exploration into how can you meet her in the middle and like say she ate this need in this desire and this fantasy and make it still fun for both of you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think is part of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so Riches answers to just because and you kind of hit a lot of what is points are he said, [SPEAKER_02]: You know, your, your sign-off exposes the futility of your question.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can't uncreate a monster.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not calling your wife a monster, you did.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, dick monster.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is a real, be careful what you wish for a moment than then I have to wonder what you were actually wishing for.

[SPEAKER_02]: By one measure, you're a foray into sex club frequenting has been a smashing success.

[SPEAKER_02]: A bunch of other horny fish.

[SPEAKER_02]: Your wife took it to like a horny fish to a bunch of other horny fish.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you think that she'd ever be more reserved or less popular?

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you envision how this could play out during your long campaign to get her in the club or did your fantasy in when you walk through the door?

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel for you though, you don't know what a situation will feel like until you're in it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Emotions could be tricky to predict.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think your wife has an obligation to hear you out, but at the same time you have to see her side, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: You got what you wanted and it went well a little too well and now you are where you are.

[SPEAKER_02]: She says there's no way that she wants to take a break from the club.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe try to compromise, maybe she would agree to fewer visits say every other two weeks instead of twice a week.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you do smaller groups at home or just you go to the club alone so that you don't have to watch.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that you have some responsibility to maintain the openness that you've introduced into the relationship, it's about striking the right balance.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is the reason for this, as you write, you are afraid she's going to leave you now.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you take away the thing that she loves so much, she may feel that the only way she can get is by leaving you or depending on her ethics by doing it behind your back.

[SPEAKER_02]: If that truly is your fear, denying her is the biggest risk.

[SPEAKER_02]: um, she's up for working with you too.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that was from British.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's got to be a ringmaster now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's totally good.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's tough.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I've, you know, in my own experience, I've been, I've, you know, with open relationships.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've been in a relationship before where we opened it up.

[SPEAKER_02]: And, [SPEAKER_02]: Um, we did a, oh, one guy together kind of thing once, and it was great, and I was like, okay, this is my introduction to this is awesome.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I don't, you do win person, and I do win person, and like, you'll be on that bed, and I'll be on this bed, and I got a dud of a guy, and the two of them look like they were trying to kill each other with their dicks because they were so fucking hung, and I did not handle it well, and once we moved over to the other bed and kind of joined in with them, [SPEAKER_02]: You kind of have to strike that balance of what your comfort level is and what their comfort level is and and and be willing to compromise One of the things about three sons though and sex outside.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought was really cool to dance savage had this past week.

[SPEAKER_02]: It really struck a core with me one of his followers asked When do you know Oh, that's okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: How do I know if I'm ready for a three son and his input was [SPEAKER_02]: picture your partner fucking the shit out of somebody else right in front of you the same way they fuck the shit out of you when you were first met.

[SPEAKER_02]: You you're picture your partner desperately swallowing another person's tongue picture your partner eating some other person out like they haven't had a meal in weeks.

[SPEAKER_02]: If those pictures turn you on you're probably ready.

[SPEAKER_02]: If those pictures do nothing for you you're not ready and if those pictures enraged you'll never be ready.

[SPEAKER_04]: it's a little bit of like one side is an emotional thing of like seeing your partner with somebody else, but then I think there's another competitive pride side.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, totally.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, like she's more popular than he is.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's more popular.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's now cheerleader and you're the nerd.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, totally.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: like, you know, she's, you know, having the fun and you are on the sidelines and you're washing her have this amazing amount of fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's, it's, um, I just know that even in, you know, and the way that I handle, you know, my relationship and everything is is that we don't really um play together much because I know that I am a little more jealousy and like a little bit [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, what about me, and I know that if I was in a situation where I'm with my partner and somebody is showing them more attention than me, then I feel slighted and then you want, you know, get them, you know, that kind of a thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I think that there's different levels of openness in a relationship.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and in every relationship is unique in how how they function with that too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like some people are completely honest with every single thing they do and tell every little detail.

[SPEAKER_02]: Some people are don't ask don't tell.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, and some people are kind of somewhere in between there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And um, like, are you able to, do you, like, if you, like, last night would you talk about that to your, your husband at all, like, you, you, you were talking about something to it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that you would.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: But you wouldn't go in the, you wouldn't go in the, the, the integrated details.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not really, I mean, the thing is isn't like, and I don't really want to hear all of his nitty gritty details.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great, it's like a back and forth kind of a thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, if I know, like, okay, you had fun and you had fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, like, we've had situations where like, [SPEAKER_04]: hanging out and somebody I wasn't feeling and you kind of been to and the thing is and he was like, are you cool if I go, yeah, it was like, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: And part of it is just like, yeah, I'm not going to deny you because then if you do it behind my back, then it's a problem.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then also, if I say no, then that, [SPEAKER_04]: gives you the right to say no to me in the future.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you have to be really careful with yet that you have to ride that line.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you have to strike that balance completely of like who is.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, like in the power dynamic and everything else when it comes to the relationship is that you just kind of you need to Beyond equal footing, you know, so if you if I can do this, you can go do this, you know what I mean, like so if you are into.

[SPEAKER_04]: This fetish play over here, then I should be able to go and explore my side of fetishes over here, and that we don't have to like meet in the middle because you may not be into x, y and z, you know, right exactly and so it's it's a little bit of that, but I think to just like, um, [SPEAKER_04]: There's just a certain amount.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think also, I mean, like, I'm not a straight man.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know where it feels like to see your wife get pounded out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody else, the way that so often straight relationships are so.

[SPEAKER_04]: binary and people have their these this is the world you're going to play this is a world that I'm going to play and then they get there and he's thinking okay well I fuck two girls and all and he walks in and he sees her just getting railed by guy after guy after guy you know [SPEAKER_04]: There's, and then if he tries to put a cabash on that, and like, okay, we're going to go to the sex club tonight, but you're only allowed to take two decks.

[SPEAKER_04]: So be very judicious those two decks.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: What if one of them was bad, you know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's just, you gotta either going to do it or you're not.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's one of those situations too that you either going to live with it or you have to leave, you know, and so you have to make that determination.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's also okay for him to say, listen, you know, I know a push for the stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's on me, but I'm feeling uncomfortable with how much we're doing this now.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I really, it's beginning to really bother me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think I would, I think if you're willing to talk about some sort of compromise on how to pull back a little bit, but still do it, I really appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, yeah, but you know, at least try to make some sort of compromise.

[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, that's a tough one.

[SPEAKER_02]: He really, he really did himself in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, completely.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't think he really, he didn't think about all these scenarios through.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't think he thought that she was going to go in there and be as big of a freak.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like that that she is.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not saying freaking a derogatory way.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm saying freak.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like she was down and she got.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good for her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm jealous.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want to be her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, um, so you want to do some, um, so I'm ready to confess.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: We've some ready set confess here, guys.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, um, as we go into this, so are ready set confess.

[SPEAKER_04]: These are essentially, um, [SPEAKER_04]: We do not know who sent these to this.

[SPEAKER_04]: These are anonymous confessions that you guys can send over.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So you guys can email us about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: But honestly, pod at gmail.com, where you guys can text or leave us a voicemail at 6128881103, which is easy to remember, because it's [SPEAKER_04]: 6-1, B-U-T-T, 11-03.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So do stay aware of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: We'll sometimes put them through the IG on the regular account, and some no value even throw them out there.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you always have a place that you guys can go and do, you know, tell us you're anonymous little stories.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, hit us up with your medical insight questions, socializing staff, who's sex stories, or if you just want to have something on your mind that you need to put out there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just remember, it can and will be used for pot fodder.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so the first confession I received is, the gym I go to was closing for the night.

[SPEAKER_02]: The gym owner and his buddy were putting equipment away.

[SPEAKER_02]: Next thing they were putting their equipment in me.

[SPEAKER_02]: taking you in the mouth and the ass was hot.

[SPEAKER_02]: My ass was eating like their last meal.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank God I was wearing a butt plug during my workout.

[SPEAKER_02]: Love my gym and then I took a shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm be kidding.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know that Jim owner does this often?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that sounds like a little game.

[SPEAKER_02]: He likes the way.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is why he owns a Jim.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's not done with the zoo.

[SPEAKER_04]: We bought a Jim, like he is in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's, I mean, it's a fantasy, but then at the same time, it's like, um, [SPEAKER_04]: Like we just discussed with the slate thing is like next time you go to the gym, there might be another hot little piece of something there and then he's chasing Yeah, and this had you now, so now it might not be as fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: So just bear that in mind that you that might have been a one time thing you might not ever get to do it again I know and if you love your gym so much, it's probably not good to To shit where you eat kind of you know, you know a little bit of shit in the shower.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, um [SPEAKER_04]: next one.

[SPEAKER_04]: My cousin came out to me and then he came with me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, emojis.

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I think this is normal in a lot of states.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like every says Kentucky.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you know, I mean, this is this Mississippi.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, where are you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I think, well, I think when people [SPEAKER_01]: an older age where you can at the where you or at the age where you come out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, so like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I just have not.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's not something I would want to do, you know, but, but, um, [SPEAKER_04]: Like when you're younger, you may look at like an uncle and be like, you know, my uncle sexier, whatever, but you never pursue it because it's, it's a problem, you know, and I kind of feel the same way about all blood relatives in that sense, you know, it's pushing it when somebody's like step brother, step sister, and that happens, and it's like where you guys race together, yes, ill, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, me, you know, it's it's it's it's it's just a really really fine line, but as some people claim that because yeah, the whole insist thing is mostly and it makes sure you don't have children that have genetic deformities that yeah, I don't have like a an arm coming out of their head like right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I've been asked to know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, basically like that maybe [SPEAKER_02]: And for gay people, maybe the incest thing, like cousin on cousin isn't as isn't as genetically, obviously it's not a genetic, genetic issue, but still it's a social issue.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like if you like Christmas weird, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, you make Christmas weird.

[SPEAKER_02]: You make Thanksgiving weird.

[SPEAKER_02]: You make your family reunion weird.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it becomes a weird.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, why does this room stink?

[SPEAKER_04]: Cousin.

[SPEAKER_02]: Anyone who's next confession I got was.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've been flushing my prep down the toilet and taking loads instead.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like going here.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you going?

[SPEAKER_02]: Flushing your, you know, flushing your prep down the toilet.

[SPEAKER_04]: So then you're going to need to switch this off and then be on another pill.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, for the rest of your life.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, it's just the, um, [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, people have like their fetishes, you know, the pause fetishes, and that's where to be thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: And like, not just shit on fetishes, but like, and if it's like a fantasy kind of a thing, if it's a role play, that's one thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: But what's something that could lead to health consequences, it's another thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you're actively, they are looking for health, when you're actively doing something that could really jeopardize.

[SPEAKER_04]: your health in such a way that you literally are taking the magic pill and throwing it down the drain, you know, so you don't want to prep down the toilet and shit in the shower.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's this [SPEAKER_02]: I was getting sucked off in the bluffs of black speech.

[SPEAKER_02]: As I came, I made eye contact with a state part ranger who was walking up the path.

[SPEAKER_04]: Some people told us this kind of a story recently.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't we read this?

[SPEAKER_04]: I would have read recently.

[SPEAKER_02]: We might have read that recently, but wow, that would be kind of intense.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would be worried I was going to get arrested.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, somebody was saying that somebody told us that there was black speech and the ranger went by and the guy screamed, screamed out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because he was standing with the hard on behind his husband and he had his arms around him and his dick-o was up against his his butt that the guy went on the loudspeaker on the on the car that drives by on the beach sand and said don't you think that's a little much sir Yeah, and then that guy's over there beaten off in the bushes like I mean honestly They probably seen it all and they're gonna look the other way and I'm 99 times out of 100 there [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's black speech, but the thing is it's like just really do your due diligence to just don't get caught, you know, I mean, like, you know, pull the pants up see what's going on address your situation and make sure that you're going to be safe because you don't want to be in big trouble for something and catch a case or a, you know, sexual deviant charge and then beyond some kind of registry.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, another one, fulfilled a sex partner's fantasy of one muscle bear holding him down on his back and legs back while the other hand bald him with both hands and another filmed it for him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I think we did read this one before.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: And this one is, um, [SPEAKER_04]: opposite of our slate article, that we just, and maybe the slate article guy needs to do this, and maybe more of an active participant, maybe hold his wife's legs, and then they go, yeah, but it's taken him out and like let her get pounded out, or in any mean, like there's there's some different ways, and maybe, oh, for something else too, for like the slate thing, maybe like, husband be the first one to go, and then maybe also the last or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't, yeah, and I don't, I'm, I imagine straight people are probably using condoms.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, okay, the other one you have here, the Leo Hero, when we read that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I think the other ones, we actually, we are dressed.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, cool in the past, but those are your ready set come best, you bitches.

[SPEAKER_04]: Look, you guys have to send us in some more things.

[SPEAKER_04]: And what would be greatest if you guys even wanted to check them over to the 6-1 BUTT 1103, because you guys send a lot of emails, and we would really appreciate if you guys gave us a little bit more context when you guys are saying emails.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you guys, you're ready set confess or I hit it and quit it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Get this, get the question in.

[SPEAKER_04]: quickly suffice, you know, and it was the way we can give you an answer.

[SPEAKER_04]: But a lot of times it really is a little bit more fun and you also get a little bit more of a rounded answer from Dr.

Carlton, when you can kind of give him some information about maybe where you are coming from the region, how old you are, and [SPEAKER_04]: Um, really does help with, you know, if you're having anal problems in your 20 years old is different from having an anal problem when you're 65 because they're by different different outcomes for those kind of things.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we do just encourage you guys to send your things over there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dr.

Carlton.

[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um.

[SPEAKER_04]: We actually, we kind of been there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Joggers are always going to have to put an add-in somewhere around here, but let's go through and let's wrap up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, sounds good.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, every week we like to leave you guys with a little fluff and love stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're talking love languages.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not just the five love languages, acts of service quality time, words of affirmation, physical touch, and receiving gifts.

[SPEAKER_04]: But anything that made you feel the good tingle this week.

[SPEAKER_04]: What's your love language?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it was really great.

[SPEAKER_02]: From my level of English, this week it was really great to do the candlelight concert with my hubby.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was very poignant and beautiful and the candlelight was great.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we don't get off our date.

[SPEAKER_02]: My date nights as much as we should because we've just been so busy and it was a really beautiful night.

[SPEAKER_02]: I loved it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Had a great time.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then also another thing that I really enjoyed this week was doing, we just, you and I just recorded [SPEAKER_02]: a Kiki book club with a group that reviewed our episode 48 IML post IML gonorrhea vaccine thing and it was cool to do a large group setting with you to talk about our show and how we came up with it and everything like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was, that was, I mean, that was our first for us.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was pretty cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's going to be on our entry on later, too.

[SPEAKER_02]: So if you want to listen to that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that'll be absurd.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and we'll let you guys know when it's actually there.

[SPEAKER_04]: So if you guys want to just you know, join the Patreon kind of look fish around there and see what we have going on in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we've been dropping those five fingers in and we've been dropping the ballroom [SPEAKER_04]: but honestly, bingeable.

[SPEAKER_04]: See, I remember the name now, and then we also have just random sex stories and we do this butt smut in those sorts of things.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm probably going to be dropping another butt smut probably this week.

[SPEAKER_04]: When you guys are listening to this, just show you guys have an extra episode that's in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: But we do appreciate everybody that's in that booty gang.

[SPEAKER_04]: My mom has never been to California, and I just bought her tickets to come.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh wow, yeah, so she's like she's been wanting to come and she has some time and so and just because of different, you know, how things here and there she just has been able to make the trip, but this time we're just kind of like, [SPEAKER_02]: a full grown adult that you can buy things like that for your parents as you don't mean yeah remember the first time I'm came out to San Diego as well she's from the south she was from the south um and uh she's not used to seeing so many houses on hills [SPEAKER_02]: So every time we were driving on the freeway, she'd see all these houses on hills and she would put her hands over her head.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, Carlton, those houses are gonna fall down in heels.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, oh my god, mom, they're not, only if it rains.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm waiting to see like what is her reaction to San Diego and all, you know, and all, like those, those kind of things.

[SPEAKER_04]: Cause my mom, you know, [SPEAKER_04]: She hasn't really traveled much lately.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, most of her trips have always like, you know, she goes to like, where do we go or Florida and those kind of things, but so she has never been out west.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I'll be cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: But it'll be a whole thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have a couple of aunts that'll be out here.

[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, that'll be great.

[SPEAKER_02]: My, the last time my whole family visited, they came on Easter Sunday, like 10 years ago.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, and we went to Easter brunch on at Coronado at the hotel Del, and we're in the middle of that old wooden hotel Grand Aegean area.

[SPEAKER_02]: and all of a sudden the chandelier starts swinging left to right to left to right there was a massive earthquake down in Baja Mexico and it it sent shock waves up all the way to San Diego and although we didn't have any damage [SPEAKER_02]: We were all, everything we're shaking and, uh, Chandler, we're shaking and everybody was freaking out.

[SPEAKER_02]: And my family was like, so fucking excited that they got to experience the real California because they were in an earthquake.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that's actually my thought is like, we're going to get like some kind of shock where you're well, she's here.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have to move back.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have to get the little, the kind of...

Yeah, everybody on that side of the country thinks that California is going to break off and fall in the ocean.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've honestly, like because I've lived here about 17 years and like when we've had a couple of little things here and there, I've either been out of town or haven't felt them.

[SPEAKER_04]: There was only one back in like 2010.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was 2011 where it was the, it was like an earthquake to happen on like Easter Sunday.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so that year, um, that was my very first one, the diet of experience.

[SPEAKER_04]: But the thing was, as we were driving, so we were going to an Easter, uh, Easter Sunday, um, meal over of friends.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we were coming off the expressway.

[SPEAKER_04]: And as we like stop, you know, [SPEAKER_04]: Everything started shaking like a car and my first thought is oh the car something's wrong with the car the computer and the car is going yeah, and then I like look over and the lady and the car next to me had like this look of death in her eyes like she was white as a sheet and just looking at me [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, are you having an earthquake?

[SPEAKER_04]: And he was like, yeah, this is an earthquake.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it feels like.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so, but just like the lady, I will never forget that lady's face next to us, that she's just like, her little bangs, big glasses, and just staring at me, like, huge.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, I do a lot of work.

[SPEAKER_02]: I do a lot of work at underserved hospitals.

[SPEAKER_02]: And one of the hospitals here has an earthquake safety rating of two out of five.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, so it's there's like red and there's orange and there's yellow and there's light yellow and then there's green it was all the way over in the off and she aren't as far as being very unsafe.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm in the bathroom and I and I had to be so bad and I just dropped my scrub bottoms all the way down to my ankles and just then I'm standing up and peeing and all of a sudden like a child.

[SPEAKER_02]: P starts flying everywhere because we're having an earthquake and it gets all over my scrubs and I pull them back up and they're wet and I just started laughing and it took a picture of it and the funniest thing was, I had so many offers to buy that pair of scrubs, so ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_04]: I need to start selling underwear.

[SPEAKER_04]: After this whole like gun oil thing, oh yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Passive income.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah, where a jockstrap for three days and mill it off to somebody.

[SPEAKER_04]: But then I don't want to get rid of my stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're not cheap.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're, you know, juxtraps these days are like, fuck, they're like $25, you know, for a good, for a fancy one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So guys, by any stuff, they're not aware of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so to back to you, for a poor fee.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, have it like on a, you know, bag borrow steal like the website where people like, you know, borrow bags and send them back.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, it's something like that except for like, you know, also in the back to you, but don't tell them to be warned.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyways, thanks, you guys, what you're treating it to, but honestly, [SPEAKER_04]: And thank you for enduring our very no scripted episode where we just did all this open chat, and we're so random.

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