Episode Transcript
[SPEAKER_00]: M-S-W-M-E-E-M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, but again, welcome back to another episode of Bud Honestly.
[SPEAKER_00]: This week we had two booty gangsters, each with their own emails about cleaning out.
[SPEAKER_00]: One asking about tea tree oil and the other who found a new method that works for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: A DPig on the prowl, and give me headlines.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's World A today, but not everyone is commemorating, and RFK Junior wants you to take his load.
[SPEAKER_01]: But first, this is your reminder that Bud honestly is an 18-in-over podcast for adult listeners.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now let's talk a couple of adults in open chat.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, we'll get into the headlines because I just like, Arcade Jr.
wants you to take his load.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it's so like a thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get into you.
[SPEAKER_01]: So for all of our people that are out here all the booty gangsters in the world, it would just pass Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so we know that you were dealing with some family stuff in New York and whatnot, but did you get a turkey dinner?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you actually do the the stereotypical khaki color foods?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I really wanted that and we were at the hospital with family and it came time to eat and we were looking at different [SPEAKER_00]: dinner options and Manhattan for Thanksgiving that would serve and actual Thanksgiving dinner.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the prices were crazy and the availability was almost nothing by that point because we waited too long.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we did find a place called, sir.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh gosh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Soccerat, which is a, it's a, a Spanish place in Chelsea.
[SPEAKER_00]: that serve day pay a style Thanksgiving dinner.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it was pretty wild.
[SPEAKER_00]: They brought out the rice with the mushrooms and stuff and then turkey leg pieces as the meat for it and then that sliced white meat turkey on top.
[SPEAKER_00]: and peppers and stuff like that in there and then you could kind of dress it up with sweet potatoes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a really good cranberry dressing, some stuffing.
[SPEAKER_00]: So even though it was a little bit alternative, my son and I still ate it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that was great.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we had it with a glint though.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was really good.
[SPEAKER_01]: It just wasn't traditional.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just wasn't traditional.
[SPEAKER_00]: My husband's Thanksgiving dinner is off the charts and his Mexican jealous salad and his, [SPEAKER_00]: cranberry dressing are just fucking phenomenal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I love his cooking at Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can you do it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're going to redo it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to do it instead of doing it for Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to do it for Christmas.
[SPEAKER_00]: So because we still believe, I mean, we eyeball the turkey in the freezer at home anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I may as well use it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, but New York was cold.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a really super duper cold.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so I kind of limited what I wanted to do because I had to button a lot than like five layers.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had on a t-shirt, a flannel shirt over that, a flannel that had shirt belining over that, a north-faced thick bubble jacket over that a scarf, a ski hat and gloves, just to try to stay warm because the win was just whipping through New York City.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like 30 degrees was it kind of empty in New York?
[SPEAKER_00]: It would, well, when I got there on Wednesday night and then walked to the, from Union Square to NYU Langeon, which is like 20 blocks, it was absolutely empty on Thanksgiving down there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now the Mace of Thanksgiving Day parade was a little bit more north, so maybe that's where all the people were, but it was, it was like, it was so weird because I'm walking through the city.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's beautiful, it's crisp.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I'll leave though like, yeah, there was nobody around and it was really, really, and like even on Grindr and Screthre weren't that many people.
[SPEAKER_00]: like looking because they weren't there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or they were going to all that transpins went home.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or the people that were there were their families and or whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, or doing family stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, it was, it was super difficult, but I really love the city.
[SPEAKER_00]: NYU Langeau and provided incredible care.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really highly recommend that hospital if you're ever sick and new work.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, beautiful views of the East River.
[SPEAKER_00]: The nurses were incredibly friendly.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I've never had a more friendly nursing environment than that place.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were like cheerleaders.
[SPEAKER_00]: They made my family member feel safe and cared for.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that positivity and the positive attitude that just oozed out of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: made it such a much more healing experience.
[SPEAKER_00]: It really put us in the right mindset.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we got out of the hospital on Saturday, I flew home on Sunday, six and a half hours across the country on the Obusier's travel day of the year from JFK to San Diego.
[SPEAKER_00]: And went back to work today.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, I had a big six-hour flight delay going out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ran into a follower of the podcast and of the social media stuff in the SkyLounge Delta, which was really cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got to chat for a while and take some pictures.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you take a, did you touch his butt?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't touch his butt.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're in the middle of the crowd.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, it was a strictly business.
[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't strictly dickly.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was strictly business.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sadly, family business.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we actually had a, um, it was a nice, like, like, holiday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had a very, [SPEAKER_01]: No pun intended and I you guys like to do drinking games when it was a whole but like I had a very whole some like Thanksgiving week so like it started off like Tuesday you know it's not a told you we went to home alone live with McColle Colton for the 35th anniversary.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will talk more about that on a Baldwin binge book because it's a little bit more pop culture but it was so fun and like [SPEAKER_01]: We got to watch the movie into watch a movie like that like a classic like home alone, but like in a atmosphere of a theater, and everybody loves it, and then there's fucking McColley Cole can there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody like, and so like everybody's giggling or he's laughing, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: But a movie like that that gets audience reaction that people are still laughing all these years later.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what was?
[SPEAKER_01]: Um.
[SPEAKER_01]: particular about this is that it was mostly adults my age.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was all like Gen X and Elder Millennial and Hanials.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then, you know, some kids, but I would say this was like an adult kind of atmosphere.
[SPEAKER_01]: And McColle Conkins is just a little bit awkward, you know, he's a kid who was raised in Hollywood, you know, sort of a thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's very much like that Cure and Cole can energy of like just very, you know, energetic, but at the same time, you're not sure which way it's going to go.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it just, it was good.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we'll talk about it on the bottom bingeable things.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I will say like the nice things to hear him sock is that he thinks about this movie with fondness.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not Trump traumatic to him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's good as a kid in Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Caffron O'Hara is like, it's still one of his mom figures.
[SPEAKER_01]: He calls for love that.
[SPEAKER_01]: He calls for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Love her.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's funny because he would mention things.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, remember how McCallick Hulkin had the rough years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, he doesn't really acknowledge those, but what he says is like, yeah, there were a bunch of years there where, you know, I wasn't really talking to Catherine O'Hara and then we saw each other at a party and then, you know, I'm like mama, she's like son and they hug and blah, blah, blah, and so, you know, but he doesn't mention, you know, those years, but it's like, oh, we know when you weren't talking to these people because we all saw what was going on, we were all concerned, you know, [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but it was that him just talking fondly about Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci, here's something.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Joe Pesci character was, could have been played by Robert De Niro, which would have given a whole different vibe.
[SPEAKER_01]: But the other person who I think it would have really done the movie down is John Levitt's almost had that part.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, really could you imagine that [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's just like that's not the energy we want to bring into it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think Joe Pesci and the fact that he even talks about he was a little kid and he didn't realize how big Hollywood was and when they were making the second movie he left for a couple day.
[SPEAKER_01]: He left for a day and came back with an Oscar and he didn't know why that was a big deal.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's like he because he won for a good fellas during that time.
[SPEAKER_01]: But that was fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't see it yet, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't seen it yet.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I haven't had time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, people are like the reviews are weird, but I enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I do not like the second act of wicked.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not something that I even really remember very well because it doesn't have any like songs except for good, you know, and I've been spying your Instagram stories and you are totally in love with Ariana Grande over her performance in this movie.
[SPEAKER_00]: is fucking incredible.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love her.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love her now like even more than before.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I've always had a fondness for her in a Grande.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's talented, but the first movie was Cynthia's.
[SPEAKER_01]: This one, she carries.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is this is her movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: lots of little comic parts for her like I just I loved her in this and you know like she she does a lot so it's gonna win all of the Oscars for makeup and her and for costumes again the only thing is is like you know the negative part that I have is you know mademorable [SPEAKER_01]: Leaked with, flip it upside down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was the thing that Michelle Yowe, that character, she was completely miscast.
[SPEAKER_01]: That should have, that should have been somebody like Hannah Waddingham.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've heard that before as well.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hannah Waddingham.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's who would have killed this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, so many other people, you know, I think that would have done this role a little bit better and saying it better.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I just add that to everybody in the movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like her and I didn't like what's his name, the wizard.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jeff Goldblum.
[SPEAKER_00]: I never liked it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand how he gets so many fucking parts in movies.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just the two of them are like, he's annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're the weak parts of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: the whole Dorothy story line and everything else.
[SPEAKER_01]: I enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm have complaints, but then I did see working girl on Friday.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I told you I've had a very wholesome week, like so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Worker was great at La Jolla Playhouse.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jojo is grown up into an amazing singer.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jojo.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, JoJo the singer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get out right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the end of you and me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not JoJo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not JoJo.
[SPEAKER_01]: See, but every if you're saying that JoJo.
[SPEAKER_01]: See what?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, not not not bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: He died of his eyes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not her.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the, you know, get out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Leave right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the end of you and me.
[SPEAKER_01]: But she's great in this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say.
[SPEAKER_01]: It did give me the theater chills okay did have like there was a one point where the there's a whole do you remember the old working girl story line Michelle I'm sorry Michelle Melanie Griffin yeah, you know and Harrison Ford and you know all these things Well what they did was is they chose instead of to make it about that they made it about the female camaraderie and the working girl with [SPEAKER_01]: her with the main character in the Joan Cusette character, Cynthia.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they made it more about those two, and then the men are kind of...
[SPEAKER_01]: on the side and a little bit more in consequential.
[SPEAKER_01]: The girl who plays the Sigourney Weaver character, uh-huh, blocking awesome and what a role.
[SPEAKER_01]: It has all these like interstitials that are kind of like, um, like when you watch Hamilton and you see, you know, King George come in every so often, uh-huh, and have these like, [SPEAKER_01]: spotlight rules.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's moments like that with her, but the guys in it, I could take a more leave them.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be a vanity project that I can see boy banders playing those parts of the rules and their songs are just a waste of time in the second act.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I would say it is a solid show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go see it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cindy Lauper.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can tell them music by Cindy Lauper.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can totally tell.
[SPEAKER_01]: But those are like my three like theatrical experiences.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: We did a nice like, [SPEAKER_01]: Thanksgiving turkey day kind of a sitch by eight we had eight people in total at the house cool Good desserts and all that the regular khaki color foods.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I call them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like everything's beige and khaki colored when you eat on Thanksgiving [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, except for the cranberries, but um, but it was cute.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sucia went off without a hitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who were booty gang members?
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen to the pre show and you guys will hear some of the- All the dirty details.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, some of the event.
[SPEAKER_01]: Aventasia's kind of things, but I did meet Honey Davenport.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she was there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Honey was a one of our dancers and so okay now freshly crowned What's it called Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Postering's leather Mr.
Postering's leather.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were talking a little bit about the competition and whatnot [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, you need to listen to, but honestly, like, our post-IML and that certain know, yeah, you know, because Dr.
Carlton was one of our, was one of the judges.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, and we were talking about how you had to play the dance of being professional all the way up until until I didn't have to anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't, you couldn't have, like, the regular fun and all that kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of IML real quick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, they just did the drop for hotel rooms and early tickets and their cheaper.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you go to internationalmisterletter.com, you can get your early bird tickets and hotel rooms for, um, I am ill this year.
[SPEAKER_00]: I went ahead and got mine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I heard there was a whole black Friday situation too, so yeah, if it's still happening, but we're ready a week out of that now that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's it's early bread.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure how long it lasts, but at least check take a look and see what you think.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we need to have them on at some point because they just they've done everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: The thing is is like they are a five [SPEAKER_00]: leather content creator yeah DJ and a drag race alum like that's five big deals in like the yeah honey and the social scene is a is a real threat to win again now it's unusual to have the the winner come from Palm Springs two years in a row the honey is a super duper threat this year so let's take a look out for honey [SPEAKER_01]: I heard like he didn't tell us his package, but he's planning something great like he can imagine like he alluded to and also boy is beautiful got a body, a good face, just more just like so I'm waiting to see what's next with them and hopefully we can get them over here on the pod at some point here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm really happy that you had, you know, some good, good times at that party, which you can hear on the Patreon.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had to just resort to cruising grinder and scruff and just to chat in with guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I found two interesting profiles that thought I would read for you, just to get your reaction.
[SPEAKER_00]: One is called Dental Play, 30 years old.
[SPEAKER_00]: There is something hot erotic about being told that an extraction is a need.
[SPEAKER_00]: The power-dom slash sub dynamics of the surgeon behind his mask.
[SPEAKER_00]: Napping on his gloves, over his gown, drives me wild.
[SPEAKER_00]: message for more details, come be my dentist and has a little too about me.
[SPEAKER_01]: This person has watched way too much of little shop awards and they were attracted to Steve Mark and just as much as I was as a child.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's where this is driving from.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's has to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I mean, yeah, he was a dentist.
[SPEAKER_00]: The other thing real quick as well is, you know, we talked about the [SPEAKER_00]: poop in your mouth kind of thing that really just discussed you and me too really.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I found this one.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a the headline is the shit emoji in my tongue out.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm shouldn't my mouth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Discrete room chair set up for long ass eating sessions.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sweaty dirty asses, smelly feet, pits, kink, open-minded guys, pigs, potential seeing come over, door unlock, find me naked under [SPEAKER_00]: Ready to eat your ass and shit while you jerk off until you come.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bonus points if you're down to take a dump.
[SPEAKER_00]: Love, musky, and fair moans over freshly shoured, but come however you'd like, then come wherever you'd like.
[SPEAKER_00]: Appreciate all the wolves, but if you're outside of New York City, I probably won't respond unless you're making your plan to meet.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, okay, New York.
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're hearing that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we're going to take a break.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to come back with some give me head lines.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, guys, we are back with them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Give me headlines.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's all kinds of things in the news, but one of the things that we would be remiss to talk about is that today that when we are at time of recording, it is December 1st, as we record this, and it is World AIDS Day.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we've talked about this in the past.
[SPEAKER_01]: We actually did a whole episode about it last year about World AIDS Day and kind of gave a little bit of the history 1988 is when this kind of kicked off.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the first year, so when I grabbed this from NPR, it's the first time since 1988 that the U.S.
is not officially commemorating World AIDS Day.
[SPEAKER_01]: The State Department issued a term statement last week saying an awareness day is not strategy, quote unquote.
[SPEAKER_01]: The result is that December 1st, the United States is not commemorating World AIDS Day.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the first time in the U.S.
has not participated since the World Health Organization created the state in 1988, remember the millions of people who have died of age-related illnesses and recommitted to the fighting the epidemic that still clings the lives of more than half a million people each year.
[SPEAKER_01]: The article goes on to read, I'm going to just jump around here that President Trump has nothing planned this year in the State Department has instructed employees to not mark the day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tommy Pagot, the spokesperson for the State Department, confirmed the decision to not commemorate the day writing an statement that the country is, quote, unquote, modernizing our approach to countering infectious disease.
[SPEAKER_01]: and that quote-unquote under the leadership of President Trump, the State Department is working directly with foreign governments.
[SPEAKER_01]: To save lives and increase the responsibility and burden sharing.
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's not true.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So some HIV AIDS activist reacted the frustration with the news and with protests.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think this is emblematic of an administration that does not seem to care, [SPEAKER_01]: a global HIV organization based in the United States.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this is basically just goes on to say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The U.S.
has consistently been the top financial supporter of the Global Fight Against AIDS HIV.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm merely through President George W.
Bush President Emergen C.
plans for AIDS relief.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, far, far.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which has invested more than $10 billion into the global effort since at launch in 2023.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to skip the next little part here, and it basically says the US is not alone in reducing international aid as other countries, including France, Germany and the UK have scaled back on foreign assistance as they shift priorities.
[SPEAKER_01]: The UNA's report for World AIDS Day is this year warned of ruinous consequences.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely, because there's 40 million people still with the living [SPEAKER_00]: And now by taking away their treatment, we're talking probably half a million children.
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially in a lot of India over half a condo Ethiopia in Kenya.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they really they've removed this and it just doesn't go to like say that I mean like some of this is just They're really killing people and it's blatantly racial because these businesses are taking up by mostly by people that are of color of black people Yeah, so exactly totally racist.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's just crazy and then but they said protesters gather outside the right house on Monday [SPEAKER_01]: So she basically goes to say a commemorative day as minor as it might stand is actually life-saving work to chip away the deadly stigma.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's where they left this one.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's just, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's hauling.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you know, when it comes to HIV AIDS and in World AIDS, they World AIDS Day is a day not only to commemorate the people that we lost and we should cherish and remember them because there have been some amazing, amazing people that we lost in this fight.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was a photo, I followed the AIDS Memorial on Instagram.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was a photo that had recently of one of the quilt squares.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was a 27-year-old guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is something like my name is so-and-so, and I'm 27-year-old enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have AIDS, and if you're reading this right now, I'm dead.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I just like broke down crying when I saw that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So remember those we lost number two is uplift those who are living with HIV now, because things have changed so much with treatment and an undetectable viral load through adequate treatment leaves to a normal lifespan.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you and you can use intressible and exactly and then now we have.
[SPEAKER_00]: all kinds of prep.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I just took the six months shot about Lena Kappa beer and you know, pills for six months, were you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's incredible.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's found to be like 100% effective in Africa and heterosexual women.
[SPEAKER_00]: So just insane how far we've come.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then finally, it's a, it's a call to stand up to for your state and local governments to take action.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's just, and if it's wrong, you know, I mean, like the thing is like this government, I mean, they didn't really even recognize, you know, breast cancer month, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, for to say that they're, you know, they're combating these things, it's just ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know that from the top right now is just, it's not there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So speaking on that, [SPEAKER_01]: Let's talk about what's in the news right now RFK Jr's Vile Poetry to love or expose by her squandex today.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's be starticle.
[SPEAKER_01]: So have you read or heard any of these text messages?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know this thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know this at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you have someone enlighten me please.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you know RFK Jr.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was essentially having a textual relationship with this reporter name Olivia Nuzzy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, 32 years younger than him.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it is now coming out more because [SPEAKER_01]: her, she has a book coming out.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she's exposing some of the stuff that was going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're saying that it was just textual, but some of the stuff they were texting each other, I mean, it just feels like something had to have happened here physically.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, what's also compounding this whole thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just giving you guys kind of like an abridged version here.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I'm gonna take some stuff here from the Daily Beast article, but I was finding stuff in mother Jones, of other independent places.
[SPEAKER_01]: You mean, like everybody is talking about this, even the New York Post.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, but what's happened now is that Olivia, like, she was engaged to this guy named Ryan Lizzy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so many disease.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is, this is it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, but so Ryan now has a, um, Substack that you can rent, you can subscribe to his Substack and he's like telling more and more of like the things that are going out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Discourne Fiancé, a Robert of Kennedy Jr.'s alleged former lover has spilled a T on the health and human services secretary's pension for self-pand erotic poetry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So some of the things he said was, [SPEAKER_01]: you're open mouth awaiting my harvest okay like harvest yes so he's calling it like his harvest and he's like calling her his canyon and some of these things yeah yeah yeah like can you imagine like just whispers me that these two might be guys [SPEAKER_01]: So this kind of the Kennedy clan is a ledger to have written to former New York magazine star reporter Olivia Nuzzy according to the new sub-tech article on the psilacious saga published Saturday by Nuzzy's X-Rine Lizard himself a journalist formally at Politico.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, there's issues here that I'm having with this.
[SPEAKER_01]: The journalistic integrity of both of these fucking people with Olivia and her ex is fucking insane and ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so some of the stuff I'm going to tell you guys is not in this article, but it's from the other articles that I've read.
[SPEAKER_01]: One of them being like Ryan, there's a, a, um, alleges kind of in his things that Trump's assassination attempt wasn't real and whatnot.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they were kind of running like he's now coming out with it on his substact all this time later because he's getting back at this girl that he doesn't let that hurt him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why the fuck did he talk about this before?
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like why weren't you putting this out there because she was in direct lying to the campaign and everything else?
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're also saying that there was this whole thing that she was kind of doing a um, [SPEAKER_01]: catching kill kind of a thing with information that she was killing articles before they came out about RFK Junior and Trump and whatnot because of this relationship.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it was RFK Junior really into her was he just using this blonde girl because he knew that he can number one get his rocks off number two kill stories that were out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he said stuff like drink from me love.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: All hold your nose as you look up to me to encourage you to swallow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't spill a drop.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am a river.
[SPEAKER_01]: You are my canyon.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean to flow through you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean to subdue and tame you, my love.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, this is the kind of thing that he's saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now the other thing that like, [SPEAKER_01]: Ryan Lizza is now even saying inside of a stuff is that he titled his Kennedies owed to his ex-fianci American Canyon, which is like kind of a not so subtle playing on Liz a nuzzies upcoming memoir American Canto.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she's got an American canto memoir coming out.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's now making fun of it calling it American Canyon because he's because he's now witness these previous texts that say, you know, he wants her to take his nut in her canyon, basically.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then what he's also saying that thanks to like one of the quotes from Ryan Liza, the ex, is saying thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like this was apparently also in the text messages that you know, or if Kjoon, you're wanted a felcher or he, you know, something, something of all in those lines.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the thing is, is everything is like back in the spotlight, because this was like a alluded to in a while ago and Cheryl is, you know, is why the RFK Junior's wife and everything that she was, you know, nothing happened, you know, that kind of a thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: But now that these texts are kind of certain to come out, it's just like out.
[SPEAKER_01]: rage so her affair with Kennedy is understood to have begun while she was covering his ill-fated 2023 presidential campaign.
[SPEAKER_01]: She later acknowledged an emotional relationship with him but said it was non-physical and did not affect her reporting.
[SPEAKER_01]: After the news first broke New York Magazine placed Nuzzy on lead before she and the outlet parted ways in October 2024.
[SPEAKER_01]: Liza headed at that point already had broken off their engagement because he had found out about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like this is like if you kind of like Google around and everything like the things that he said, I mean, it was just they're saying that a lot of it's too graphic to reprint like in regular news articles, um, but this whole thing about you know, he wants to squeeze her cheeks to open her mouth and plug her nose.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she can take all of his seed, um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I went to squeeze her cheeks to force your mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: So force open your mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: A hold your nose as you look up to me to encourage you to swallow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't spill a drop.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am a river.
[SPEAKER_01]: You are my canyon.
[SPEAKER_01]: I meant to flow through you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean to subdue and tame you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now this is why it's married to Cheryl Hines.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, oh my gosh, she sticks up for him all the time all the time like this is like it's fucking insane all of this Wow, so we'll see like where this goes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just wanted to address it because the thing is is now [SPEAKER_01]: Y'all, your mom, your grandma, your grandpa, your great auntie, know what fulching is now, because of fucking RFK Jr.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, like, not because of us, it was because of him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, you know, like- Oh, the maybe us.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it even says that Ness, Ness, Ness, he would unethically aid Kennedy Jr., executing catching kill operations on his behalf.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, other journalists that have still not been disclosed.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's wild, all of this stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but it's kind of, it's out there in the news.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's talking about it, but all of these sexual things and about, you know, now you guys get to imagine RFK Junior wanting you to take his lobe.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: The key was semi-attractive years and years and years ago, but the more that you find out about him Oh, yeah, it's evil and violent homes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so gross.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, okay, let's take another quick break.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, Dr.
Carlton, clean out and T3 oil.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, Dr.
Carlton and Dan Jelo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love listening to but honestly, and have been a fan since day one after following Dr.
Carlton Instagram during the pandemic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, Dr.
Carlton.
[SPEAKER_00]: The education session you had within board text at the Rose Bowl in Dallas and October was, it was such an honor to take your FF fists, the first night you arrived highlighted.
[SPEAKER_00]: We again, [SPEAKER_00]: Feel free to trim down edit the messaging questions it got wordy perfectly okay to keep the anonymous or include names.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have several questions regarding clean-out background.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a fisting bottom.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have the Stink Regimen of three short clean-outs over with at least an hour between [SPEAKER_00]: to allow the natural digestive process to work for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Much like making a 7-layer rainbow jello, it takes time between each layer, but it's really the waiting in between that takes time.
[SPEAKER_00]: My x-tarded me on washing my whole wood soap, around and in, falling the water running clear.
[SPEAKER_00]: Then doing a final rinse for a hygienically clean, riddle the whole.
[SPEAKER_00]: When I switched to a body soap with tea tree oil, I almost always have a dirty rinse out, despite the water running clear prior to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: want to read out the next questions.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number one is rinsing my whole with soap inside an exterior okay, or does it affect my digestive system and natural mucus?
[SPEAKER_01]: Number two is a T-Tree oil-based body soap, a pure coincidence that it causes more dirty water, or is there a reason why it stirs up more shit?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is T-Tree oil bad for my digestive system?
[SPEAKER_01]: Number three, in the past couple months, I made a switch to bio-derma out to Derma after hearing about it on the podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was either but honestly or such a fun to keep my whole moisturized and supple.
[SPEAKER_01]: I use this mostly every time I shower at the very end, this doesn't seem to cause dirty water when rinsing out at the end.
[SPEAKER_01]: for should I continue soaping my hole at the very end of clean out is tea tree a bad thing for my hole is I'll add a durma a good way to keep my hole moisturized and supple thanks for your advice to keep making but honestly such a ff fun listen especially with the patreon version and educating [SPEAKER_01]: What's it called?
[SPEAKER_01]: Blue sky at B muscle 69.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did look.
[SPEAKER_01]: Q to ask.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I've seen it because I wasn't there.
[SPEAKER_00]: You might have.
[SPEAKER_01]: You might have shook hands with that whole.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said he says I did.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you never know on those weekends, everybody can have their fist in the, in the, in the, yeah, for sure, for sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, uh, getting to his questions, uh, rinse and first of all, thank you for the kind words about the educational session and the fun weekend, uh, the rose ball and the, um, [SPEAKER_00]: and spring blooms and Dallas are phenomenal weekends if you ever wanna participate or learn about fisting, that's where you wanna go.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very inexpensive and it's a lot of fun with great guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is rinsing my whole out with soap inside and exterior okay or does it affect my digestive system and after mucus?
[SPEAKER_00]: Externally washing your butt hole is okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like using regular soap on that because it can irritate your whole.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I recommend the added Derma [SPEAKER_00]: uh...
at a dorm shower oil by bioderma because it's it's very delicate it lubricates a moisturizes your whole uh...
yeah you were the one who recommended this not yet that's not yet yet yeah i'm a i'm a huge advocate of this i have a and this and i was never paid by bioderma for the post but i made a video about this and how it basically change my life i mean no more itching no more you know [SPEAKER_00]: I did it always feels soft and supple when I since I've used that, uh, at a Durham, uh, by biodear mesh, shower oil.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you don't want to put soap inside your butthole or teach for oil for that matter.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, soap is a irritant.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's something that we give.
[SPEAKER_00]: We give something called soap suds, intimate, uh, enemies to patients in the hospital to irritate the lining of the rectum to make it start contracting and squeezing out poop.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's called the soap sudsendema.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't recommend that for fisting or for fucking, because it does irritate your butt.
[SPEAKER_00]: And on the inside, and it can make your rectum very tender.
[SPEAKER_00]: T-Tree oil in particular is a strong essential oil and undiluted.
[SPEAKER_00]: An application can cause burning redness swelling, dermatitis, chemical burning type rash, increased sensitivity of the mucosal skin, which is very thin around the anus.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the buttole area is a much more sensitive than regular skin.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, T-Tree oil sometimes used in acne and like, um, with a lot of dandruff situations.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it kind of stinks sometimes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think what it's doing is it's causing things to contract and, um, that's why you're getting dirty water because more stuff, it's, it's stimulating your gut, um, to move.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so yeah, I'm not a fan of the T-Tree oil.
[SPEAKER_00]: Most people that I've talked to who go through these, um, [SPEAKER_00]: Disting preparations don't use anything special other than just do-shing and diet.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's a lot of different ways to do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Finn Vortex actually has a website about fisting online that has all the different types of preparations that you can do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously, if you're going to, you know, fisting is something that's way deeper than just [SPEAKER_00]: length of space that you have to cover.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it takes a little while longer to clean and just using it a simple little shower, a simple little douche ball isn't going to do the trick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see here.
[SPEAKER_00]: In the past couple months, I've switched to the to the biotherma added room oil, which is keeping my hole moisturized and supple.
[SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love that stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: And should I not do it inside?
[SPEAKER_00]: Not putting it inside my hole.
[SPEAKER_00]: And should I continue soaking my hole at the very end of a clean out session?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, wash it, you know, uh, the added or my externally would be fine, added or my external, and externally would be fine, but don't get it up inside your, your whole.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so yeah, so I think that the irritation of the tea tree oil is probably been a problem and a soap, um, just wash externally and stick to water internally.
[SPEAKER_01]: That part.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know like the soap inside.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I would imagine that would that would feel irritating at some.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Totally, especially like I've used something with like perfume or anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's just, oh, so yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take care of your whole better.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take care of your book, you put it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Subject.
[SPEAKER_01]: My new Dushing Method.
[SPEAKER_01]: First of all, thank you for what you do for answering all my questions I have sent over the past year.
[SPEAKER_01]: They've been very helpful.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're making a difference in our community.
[SPEAKER_01]: Today, instead of taking your question, I want to share my new Dusch routine.
[SPEAKER_01]: This device changed my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Please know that you do not work for the company or getting any compensated commission from the company, I'm just a happy consumer.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know those high-tech toilet seats with the bidet, you see the many homes in Japan and other Asia countries.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are meant to clean, cleanse your butt with warm water instead of you wiping it with a toilet paper, which is nothing but steering the mess.
[SPEAKER_01]: I always wanted one of these high-tech toilet seats and while doing my research, I came across one with the animal functions.
[SPEAKER_01]: Those high-tech toilet usually just spray warm water to clean your butt and lady parts.
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of them air dry your butt, deodorize the air, play music, relaxing sounds, and most of them have heated seats, which is wonderful.
[SPEAKER_01]: The one I purchased is called the BB-2000 by the company called Biobade.
[SPEAKER_01]: I call it Bear Back by Men 2000.
[SPEAKER_01]: funny and it has an enemy function instead of the regular wash with why gentle sprays the function sprays a narrow and focus stream which is strong enough to go inside your hole it washes your inside just like an enemy does but without you bending squatting reaching over or making a mess you can get cleaned out by just sitting on a warm comfortable seat toilet seat the company used to call it the enemy function but now they call it vortex wash and must have been some [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, nozzle position can be adjusted and hit once it hits the right spot.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can have you just have to relax so the warm water can start going inside and that made my cleaning routine from hours to only a few minutes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when you are done, your hard core sessions, you can heal your source or whole with a gentle warm water massage just like a sits bath.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, like I said, this changed my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why the company has not yet targeted the gay community.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this is a wonderful sponsorship opportunity for your show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Question mark.
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of the cons are, number one, you cannot take it with you when you go on vacation.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number two, it could be somewhere painful if you have a cut or something, and the setting is too strong, but it is more gentle than inserting a hard metal shower attachment.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number three, you would need an outlet near the toilet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number four, it could be costly around $500, but trust me, worth every penny.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm writing this because I wanted to share my wonderful experience and also get your opinion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever used such a high-tech equipment?
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, and the new links us to the product, please feel free to ask any questions to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you can stop by at my house, and I can show you how it works.
[SPEAKER_01]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Winking emoji.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so this is what he's telling us about this by Obede.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you had a chance to look at it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you check it out?
[SPEAKER_00]: I have not checked it out yet, but, but this is not the first person I've told.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been, uh, uh, that has told me that they use a beday with a, uh, a pulse function that shoots up their ass and they use that to clean out with.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I'm a little bit confused by it because my butt hole is pucker tight when I'm, you know, so you'd have to, you have to really open up your hole a little bit first to be able to get the water up in there and in their high enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then the stream has got to be hard, hard and fast enough to be able to go up and inside like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, um, I mean, obviously he has found a way to make a work for him and it's in a change his life and it's great and good for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure it's [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, like, um, like our little friend who just emailed us the first one in public on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He is not able.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not going to be sufficient enough for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so, um, I'm not sure how, oh, yeah, there it goes.
[SPEAKER_00]: The BB 2000, the day toilet seat bundle.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, yeah, three and one stainless steel nozzle, smart sensor, smart [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like just one of those Japanese, I have oil it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have one of these at home that's kind of similar to this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't used it to douche with because I just I like to be able to I know my own body and control with the way I do and so I'm not too worried about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like you see the function there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I see that and it's a pretty small string that shoots up.
[SPEAKER_00]: So maybe you could just have your hole open up and a little bit and then you just relax it a little bit to allow it to open up.
[SPEAKER_00]: But you know, a speedy wash like that could also care the the lining if you're not careful there at the anal canal.
[SPEAKER_00]: It could cause an anal fisher.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you just have to be really careful to make sure that it's shooting up into your hole and not on the side of your hole.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I can tell you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like, it sounds like if this is working for him and he says it works for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: So good.
[SPEAKER_01]: He hasn't had a shitty couldy situation.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like, I'm just wondering though, if it's like, um, I mean, he's obviously just cleaning out that first little chamber and yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: guys are able to get in there and the thing is he's just good enough and you probably have a better diet and whatnot, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if I were to make sure that you know that it's not hurting you, but and don't put your whole whole over that little spicket situation, but you know as well, even if you don't use it to clean out with, I'm a huge fan of [SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot better than wiping, wiping causes a lot of irritation.
[SPEAKER_00]: This fucking dude wipes can really irritate your butthole and create crashes and itching and all kinds of stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm a huge fan of a day and people in other countries look at us like, [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you wiping your ass with toilet paper?
[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_00]: Most people just use water.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, the fill up being like, you know, problems away.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's the other thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's, it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I'm a huge fan of the days for do-shing, I have not used them ever before, so I really can't comment on this.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I can see how it's worked for them.
[SPEAKER_00]: It does have some risk of causing some tears, depending on the speed of, and how fast things go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shoot out of that nozzle.
[SPEAKER_00]: and how close it is to your hole, and then I think the other last tricky bit is having your hole open enough to allow the water to come up in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, we're taking another quick break and we're gonna come back with a dick pig on the prow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay Dr.
Carlson, we are back with this is our last email of the day today.
[SPEAKER_01]: How do we know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's tape to the desk.
[SPEAKER_01]: Remember that?
[SPEAKER_01]: And we'll see it on myself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this one, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I have a reputation for being easy and insatiable little dick big.
[SPEAKER_01]: My nickname since high school was starting line.
[SPEAKER_01]: since not everyone makes it through the finish line, but everyone makes it through the starting line.
[SPEAKER_01]: Always looking for opportunities to show off and be Rajeeam public.
[SPEAKER_01]: Recently, I had the opportunity to attend a party and truly let loose.
[SPEAKER_01]: Between 20 and 30 guys, maybe more, use my holes back to back for hours all night long.
[SPEAKER_01]: In full view of the dance floor and crowd of beautifully [SPEAKER_01]: It was so hot when they kept coming back for more and brought their husband slash partners or friends over to try me out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I never felt sexier than being filled with calm, sweat, and piss while making hordes of men moan, whimper, and grunt.
[SPEAKER_01]: They used me however they wanted, choking, slapping, spitting, fisting, shoving my face into pits, bushes, and musky holes for the, [SPEAKER_01]: 100 plus attendees to see.
[SPEAKER_01]: Every inch of me was exposed and available to use and they sure did a number on my whole.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not to shoot my own horn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess he was every else at two in your horn.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not to shoot my own horn, but I think some of them fell and loved with me because they wouldn't stop touching me and got jealous when I turned my attention to the next one in line.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wish I could have stayed there forever.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this is my calling in life, at least for my personal life.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm eager for the next event to break my record and push my limits.
[SPEAKER_01]: So many men to satisfy, so little time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it might be one of those fall some parties.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't want to say them out loud now.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they're not doing that anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it just sounds like a fall some party.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I mean, hundreds of guys out there, 20 to 30 guys used him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we wish way that they wanted to.
[SPEAKER_01]: You were consenting to all of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: So more power to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: What a night.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is slapping, spitting, fissing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, one of the things that came out that comes out this week and is actually out there now by the time you listen to this is on Dan Savage's Magnum podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did a segment with him on a couple of things.
[SPEAKER_00]: One was impacts and whether or not we need a booster.
[SPEAKER_00]: And one of the things I talk about is how the World Health Organization says we don't need any boosters right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the only people they recommend boosters for are people who are in labs, where they're constantly, where they're frequently exposed to the virus.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I made the point to him on air.
[SPEAKER_00]: that I wonder if the World Health Organization realizes how some guys in our community, like this guy in particular, I mean, with the volume, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Might be exposing themselves to the virus as frequently as a lab technician, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: So maybe, maybe those would be people who might should be considered.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's a way I can change it or American CDC will ever change it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about the World Health Organization, but, [SPEAKER_00]: But wait for the next administration.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly exactly exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: And everything has to be that was undone has to be re-done in a better way now.
[SPEAKER_00]: But this sounds like a hot treasure island media porn flick.
[SPEAKER_01]: He made it happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so impressed.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a may run a wrap us up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, every week we like to leave you with a little fluff.
[SPEAKER_00]: And love stuff we're talking about the Lubling which is not just a fibrillobling, we're just acts of service quality time words of information, physical, touch and receiving gifts.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is your Lubling wish this week?
[SPEAKER_00]: One serious M1 Superficial.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so my serious one is going to be my little community.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have built a family here in San Diego.
[SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, my family is so far away being in Ohio and Florida.
[SPEAKER_01]: New York and beyond, and I came here about 15, 16 years ago to San Diego and this was a really nice week for me because I just kind of got to spend a little bit of time with everybody, like, over like, from Saturday to Saturday, I got to spend time with everybody that I consider family.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's great that I've built here for myself, and so that's been really really [SPEAKER_01]: is probably going to be he and made this amazing bask cheese cake the other night.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that we had extras of in the fridge and it was so tasty.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it was it was in like cheese cake.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was very, very delightful.
[SPEAKER_01]: He also made this chocolate.
[SPEAKER_01]: putting moosey kind of pie thing, which also knocked my socks off, so I would say, desert something, skipping when they're good, when they're hitting, they're hitting.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's my superficial love language as food.
[SPEAKER_00]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: My main love language this week is awesome nurses.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know the administration that longer considers nursing a quote professional degree, but I can tell you that nurses to care of my family this weekend.
[SPEAKER_00]: I family member over [SPEAKER_00]: Nurses do all the work.
[SPEAKER_00]: The doctors come in and I see the patient and they put in the orders, but the nurses are actually the one doing all those orders and taking care of patients.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're running around in between patients.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the entire time, they were so kind, so friendly, so loving, such cheerleaders.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, my heart in my applause goes out to [SPEAKER_00]: on the tenth floor for their amazing surgical care.
[SPEAKER_00]: My superficial love language.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a couple.
[SPEAKER_00]: One is my husband's jealous salad.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's often New York right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have a giant bowl of it because he made it before we left.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm about to go dive into a large bowl of jealous salad with marshmallows and whipped cream and fruit and cherry jealous.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_00]: running into fans in the airport.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the second time in a row and two weeks that I've run into a fan in the airport that had chances to stay down and take time with them and take some pictures and it's a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: So those are my love languages.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
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