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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack mcarnaco and JP Sorrow.
We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.
We've been for a little boys this year.
Every name, it's an artificial tree.
So I did artificial job timmy time.
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Rolling right along, here's your coachairs conduct the fourth annual unwrapping for your ear and as pleasure bat Box three for me from Famas and Scenasio.
And this one was the heaviest of them all so far.
Thanks me, Jesus, here we go again.
We get you a crown jewel title.
There it is, oh beautiful ly rip them No holds barred.
Hulk Hogan Hasbro strap strap.
You have the white strap that he has in the movie, Oh my god, the white number.
One year, someone got us a Hull custom Hasbro rip him, Liz Hasbro yet Hasbro from that same bizarre set of so bizarre, it's so bizarre.
Fuck, Oh Jesus fucking Christ, what are you looking at?
He's looking at me while he opens it on his blind spot.
Oz A Hasbro oz I mean, what the absolute fuck?
Green robe, pointy hat looks amazing and you can take it off.
You can take it off.
They had a whole diesel line.
Did you know that?
I had no idea.
I had no idea either.
That's insane.
They are hug Hogan Hasbro original in package.
They are hug Hogan.
God talk respond I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
I mean, this is like I I can't believe that there are still these in packages, you know, I can't believe that there still are them.
That's insane to me, That's absolutely insane.
I got more toys here than I've probably ever got any Christmas.
Absolutely well, that's that's the whole lesson of I know.
Yeah, Lord, now Lord on the stick and in the Hasbro with the power of London maneuver.
Oh, I'm sure, because let's just be glad it's not the London Bridge maneuver.
I'm oh wow, Okay, well, hey, you know what, you got a heenen.
I got a heenen A different he who put that out?
This is wrestling Megastars, one of the you know, the the independent companies.
Absolutely so cool.
Take a look at he too.
Jesus full announced crew, all our friends are here.
Mighty.
I've never had so many announcers before in my life.
Sean Moon on an action figure form.
Oh man in the khakis with the blue blazer, with the navy blazer.
It's a lovely thing.
That's incredible.
Wow, holy shit, I don't know they made this.
What do you have there?
Hulk in the Hulkamania a w A shirt with the light blue trunks and red knee pads with the red shirt, white headband and mean guinea okerland.
Is that the a w A championship between them?
That's not that's that's like, that's that's one of the weird that's like, this is the CHAMPI this worship after the Green Belt.
Ah, You're so short lived.
This is amazing the Terry Funk.
He faced Terry Funk with this, But I think, yeah, that could be wrong.
We're getting the complete We're getting the complete Hull Cogan action figure line too, you seriously are.
We're getting a glimpse of every little epic in Hull Cogan's merchandising history, from books to figures.
A roller Wether shared and gave me two sherries.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to get you drunk still though.
I'm glad she finally got a face.
I'm glad they made them.
Yeah, those are cool.
The liz One's cool too.
Oh ah, who's next?
I saw these?
I thought these looked great.
Mmm working working?
Yeah, like it like working the Russellmania seven style.
Oh yeah, the white and purple got my career ended.
But nobody.
Yeah, the man who shall not be named?
Oh god, oh Jesus fucking Christ is this guy?
This is uh, this is this is a deep cut for for cinematters, that's for sure.
This is Ox Baker.
That's another stop on the Hogan journey.
You know it's Baker fan heroes.
Put those out, Yeah, put on a whole Look at they get they get, Oh they got the Oh wow, They got a fucking lineup PN News serious, uh, the Max Moon, the Conquista, Doors, Sylvank Renier, Renee Duprey, people that they've all wanted, very horrible wits, the Breserker that's wild, uh, Hogan and w O Hogan with six in one package, and then you've got the Outsiders and another WWE Hasbro Retro.
It's fascinating they put Hogan with six, but I guess you do want to sell the Outsiders together.
You only do two to a package.
That's the the way the math work.
There is no better way to finish.
And finally, in this here box, it's a ww Hasbro.
I can see us that much from here.
Oh wow, Hulk Cogan Yeah, out and white headband yep, what do you say?
Eighty five eighty five Yeah, that's his like uh and that'd be his uh what you call it?
A pro sports illustrated yes headband, that is the sports illustrated headband.
That's right, Yeah, well yeah that e mm hmm.
Look at the honkster Man.
That's where we're headed.
That's the complete it's here and all of its glory, every little peak of every little version of the biggest box office attraction.
In the business on the year we lost him under the the Terry Bouley Tree.
Yep, we're bullying for Columbine here and shall we read these?
Now that we're done, there's more.
Well, we're going to continue.
If you stick around, we will continue, ladies and gentlemen, with the twenty twenty five Unwrappening.
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