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Speaker 1

I had the top of this note that I had said millennial catchphrases.

That was just a reminder to myself to terrorize Jonathan later, I think.

And then I did the rest of my Big Brother.

Speaker 2

Notes on there.

Speaker 1

Nice welcome to Big Bro Club.

We're here to talk about two awesome episodes of Big Brother, and then the most boring episode of the entire season after that.

Speaker 2

I mean it was it was so boring that I feel like they could have just been like, hey, guys, the nominations are exactly who you think they are.

Go go do something else.

Here's earth Wind and Fire again.

Speaker 1

Yeah, here's what happened.

Actually, here's Earth Wind and Fire to explain to you what happened in song form.

And I would have much rather seen that, dude, that would have been incredible.

Do you want to tell the people about your experience watching Earth Wind and Fire as the two hour lead in to Big Brother?

Speaker 2

Yeah, this was my second ever concert.

Speaker 1

Yeah, Chase counts watching Earth Wind and Fire, not even watching it in the background to celebrate.

Speaker 2

I'm wearing my Sugar Ray shirt from my first ever concert last year.

You got the tour merch too.

Yeah, Okay, so I thought I didn't realize Big Brother wasn't coming on until ten tonight.

So at eight am on the dot, I was next door at my wife's parents' house.

So I ran back over here and I got on the couch.

I turned it on and it was earth Wind and Fire.

Yeah, And I was like, did Julie get fired?

What what happened?

And it turns out it's not come on till ten, And so I waited for two hours while watching earth Wind and Fire and it was awesome.

It was incredible.

The Jonas brothers were there, Stevie Wonder was there kind of uh, Janelle Monet I believe also, yep, I think she made an appearance there.

There were long stretches where I wasn't looking at the screen.

I was just listening.

But are you now a fan of earth Wind and Fire?

I mean, I mean, who doesn't?

Who didn't already love?

You know?

Do you remember we all know the songs?

Yeah?

I mean and the one that you know, I didn't realize would get me so hype was the oh man, how does that one's so all go?

It went?

I didn't know it was them that sung it, and I got really hype when they started playing it.

Yeah, that's I kept having that where I was like, oh they did that one and that one.

Yeah dude, it was.

It was way better than the episode of Big Brother.

We should have just done a recap of the earth Wind and Fire concert, yeah, or the I think it's like a serious CBS is doing because last week du A Lipa was on right and so the truth if you think Dualipa, you're like, all right, next week we'll do earth Wind and Fire.

Speaker 1

Yeah, same demo that they're hitting with both of those.

Yeah, tonight watching earth Wind and Fire, it was a bunch of eighty year olds and Chase.

Speaker 2

Oh dude, it was and it was awesome.

But I this is the song I was talking about that.

I was like, oh god, and it got me hype.

Oh yeah, just that riff.

Dude.

When that happened, I jumped from the count.

I was like, whoa, So that's it was like a concert for you.

Yeah.

No, I was vibing, man, it was awesome.

I had a lighter.

It was awesome.

I got out.

Speaker 1

I need to put you inside the VR Charlie XCX choice of Von Tour.

Speaker 2

That was a wild hour and a half.

I can okay, this was a crazy week, even though I'm kind of bummed out right now.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I mean it was so good on Wednesday and Thursday that for it to be so bad tonight it was a letdown.

But let's get into the last Wednesday's episode.

Yeah, and it was huge because we start off with another long Vincent Morgan hug, another one, and then everybody uncomfortably leaves the room.

And this is when we get the iconic line from Keanu, tell us what it is, Chase.

Speaker 2

I didn't realize we were playing Cheating Island?

Speaker 1

What show is this Cheating Island?

Something like that?

Incredible, It was hilarious.

Just do one small problem with it though, Oh it was what Kelly did, Kelly being a snitch right after Yeah.

Speaker 2

Which you gotta admit, good move on Kelly's part, wasn't enough to move the needle for her, sadly didn't work.

Leanna hilarious, absolutely hilarious and dead on accurate.

I mean, I was so shocked that the first fifteen minutes of that episode they were going hard in the paint calling out this cheat mans and you said something really funny where you said they did everything they could to protect Riley, But fuck Vince, I guess.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that was my takeaway because they never showed Riley in a bad light, no, at any point, and they even tried to protect him through the exit press.

And they're actively trying to destroy Vincent Morgan.

I mean like they did it to themselves.

Really, but it's the same thing.

Speaker 2

I mean, even Julie would press about it.

Tell him it's your favorite favorite line.

Right now, Let's let's give it its whole moment after this episode, give this whole moment.

Speaker 1

So the whole thing about you know, doing the the cheap man stuff for fifteen minutes was to set up the arrival of Zingbot, which was so cool to experience for the first time.

Speaker 2

Dude, I didn't think that Zingbot would actually roast that hard.

Yeah, it was great.

It was, uh.

Speaker 1

I mean the ones for Keanu and Ava they didn't sting as bad.

He just basically called Ava hobo.

He said that Keanu smelled like an orc.

Speaker 2

I remember that.

Uh.

Speaker 1

It was really like, I mean the Vince one that was incredible, where Zingbat was like, I'd ruther stupid Life already did it?

Like Life beat me to the punch and Vince sells the joke by falling to the floor, yo, Zingbot hit him.

Speaker 2

With the Ala and that one.

Speaker 1

I thought that was gonna be as hard as they went, not really, because I had to spoiled for me because everybody, I think the Live feats picked up on Morgan being pissed about it, so people knew that it was coming.

But it was so good when he finally got to Morgan and he's like, what do you call somebody who gives Vince long hugs?

Speaker 2

And in the room, yeah, and and Ferocious cuddles his girlfriend, old.

Speaker 1

Friends singing, and the reaction for everybody else is like, I can't believe they just said that.

And then Morgan was pissed.

She was in denial, she was angry.

She the vibe, the awkward energy.

When Zingbot's still there and Morgan is turned around doing something like prepping some food in the sink, angry.

Speaker 2

She was cutting a pizza.

Yeah, and she was like racing cutting this pizza in the sink.

Yeah.

I don't know what she was doing.

She was cutting a pizza.

Because that was all the memes were.

All the memes were like when you when you're rage cutting a piece of slice after being exposed for being a homewrecker.

Speaker 1

I don't think that's ever happened to me.

It's not a very relatable meme.

It happens every Tuesday for me.

Speaker 2

What's so fascinating is people got a little upset with production for roasting her, roasting Morgan instead of roasting Vince, because Vince is the one that's in a relationship.

I think, I do.

I agree, Uh, and then I think this may be segues a little bit more into Julie's press, but in uh Julie Chinmunvez emphasis on the Moonvez was interviewed by Dalton Ross.

Emphasis on the Julie or the Chin.

Speaker 1

Let's not put the emphasis on the on the Ross.

Speaker 2

He asks, Uh, you know, I love me some zingbot.

There were some pretty stellar zings this year.

Which one was your personal favorite?

Julie pulls no punches, she goes.

I think the zing on Morgan it was funny and nothing harmful.

I do feel she overreacted and that was more of a sign of guilt because she knows what's in her heart and it's not completely innocent.

Mm hmm.

Speaker 1

Wild thing to say when your name is Julie Chin Moonvez, but it's still a great line.

So Julie Chin moonvez.

Uh that she says she knows what's in her heart.

And next up, uh Morgan, you know she's so pissed she her and uh wait now that segues into the Keanu and Vince conversation.

Speaker 2

Yeah, where were he tries to bro out with him and kind of level with him like, hey man, I just want to give you a heads up.

This doesn't look good.

No, it looks terrible.

Speaker 1

And that's when wait is that when they were talking about his comments or was that later on?

But Keanu said okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So after that, Zingbot's dead.

We met Zingbat, and then Zingbat slept with the Mastermind's mom and made the mistake of telling the Mastermind and Zingbot got shot.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Well I knew what was in Zingbot's heart and it wasn't purely innocent.

Speaker 1

You don't think so, you don't think the roasting robot who slept with the Mastermind's mom had an innocent heart.

Speaker 2

Zingbot's the best man.

Why does a survivor get something like that?

I would love for Zingbot to hit the beaches.

A Fiji brother hits the beach like d day, Dude.

Speaker 1

Could you imagine how pissed all the Survivor fans would be if they did something like that where they brought up the robot.

Speaker 2

People would be upset, and I would think it would be the coolest thing of all time.

Speaker 1

Survivors is like MLB and and Big Brothers the Savannah Bananas.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's a great comparison.

They would do zing amazing.

Race is the minor league team at a local college.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it's it's the Rocks Football League.

Nobody really watched it.

The UFL.

Now we had a merger.

Why did I say we I'm I'm part.

Speaker 2

Are you one of the head coaches of.

Speaker 1

The Yeah, I'm in the UFL now apparently Zingba's dad.

And unfortunately, Vince wins the ho H, which is that's becoming his thing now it's being ho H.

Speaker 2

That was his third time winning h H.

He was the first h o H of the season.

He really set a precedent for what we were going to see and we didn't know no.

Speaker 1

And then Morgan is adamant that Vince needs to put Lauren up because Lauren's never touched the block, and I think that's a good point, Like Vince has a final two with Lauren, though, so he's got to check in.

He's gotta he's gotta see if she's cool his final Yeah, and she's not not at all, not.

Speaker 2

Not into that idea.

Speaker 1

She's like, what the f beanie bro, I thought I thought we had a final two together.

And then Vince makes his nooms.

He nominated Ava, Keanu, and Kelly, so he didn't nominate Lauren.

Speaker 2

Which I was shocked.

I was shocked too.

Morgan was upset.

She was very upset.

I mean, we can sum up that whole episode with Morgan and Vince fight a lot.

Speaker 1

Yeah, because this is right where the like around where the episode ends, I think, which is Vince makes his nooms.

He nominated uh, Ava, Keanu, and Kelly, and then Ava puts a pawn down.

She storms out after saying she's gonna shake the whole house.

And you know, spoiler alert, she did not end up winning the competition or shaking.

Speaker 2

Out the whole house.

Close.

Speaker 1

No, But then this is important.

Morgan has a sneaking suspicion that now that Laurent isn't on the block, Vince might be catching feelings, purely game feelings.

Speaker 2

I think, you know, that's all.

It's no actual jealousy.

At one point Morgan looks at Vince and goes, are you breaking up with me in the game?

Yeah?

Speaker 1

Uh erno Vince SAIDs that, I think Vince, Yeah, Vince said that.

Morgan says, why am I fighting so hard for this and you're not?

It sounded like a couple breaking up.

Like if you look at the transcript and showed it to somebody, they'd be like, this is a couple fighting.

He literally says, I feel like you're breaking up with me in the game.

Speaker 2

Is what you say in the game?

Yeah, he had.

Speaker 1

So.

Unfortunately, once again, Morgan ends up winning the Veto comp and it's two back to back unfortunate winners, and then she gives the worst speech I've ever heard.

I think in my whole life, I want to pull it up.

I want to make us listen to it.

The gosh, it's definitely I'm trying to think of a worst speech, maybe like Hitler gave some speech.

I was just trying to come up with an example.

I think I did find one that would be worse than what Morgan did, but but it's up there, like top five worst.

Speaker 2

This is for all of the difference out there.

Every single one of you will be gaming, will be streaming.

Are we doing anything that involves the games?

I love y'all, and I am so honored to be your streamer.

I'm so honored to being a gamer's three vetos And no, this is crazy.

You are not anybody's streamer or gamer.

I don't know.

Someone said she was talking as if being a streamer was like a minority race.

Speaker 1

Like it's yeah, it's a marginalized group.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, gamer, so proud to be your stream or your gamer.

Speaker 1

I was thinking, you're talking to nobody.

There's nobody supporting you.

I think we're supporting her in spite of somebody else now potentially, but there's nobody really supporting Morgan and being.

Speaker 2

Like, yeah, that's my gamer.

I will say.

I think there's been a big group of people that have latched onto her now because we've watched her and Vince fall in love.

The Cheap Mans has become one of the most romantic things we've watched.

You know, are there really people who believe that?

Yeah?

I mean, I've we can we can do like a little uh at the end of the episode, a little like spoiler warning for what's been happening on live feeds late.

I don't know for that, Yeah, I'll save it for that.

Yeah.

Speaker 1

So the Morgan she wins it, and then she once again tells Vince Lauren must go on the block, and they fight about it all day and all night, and then Vince he will only do it on the condition that she won't vote Lauren out.

And gamer Girl is in the diary room like it's gonna be real, tempting to vote out Lauren, so that's all she wants.

And then Morgan obviously uses the video on Ava.

Ava shakes her butt and she's safe, and then Vince betrays his alliance with Lauren once again and puts her up.

And that is where the opera ends.

I meant to say episode, but it changed it to opera and I felt like that was kind of fitting, so I left it in there.

Yeah, And then the next opera opens up with Lauren crying and telling Vince every single decision he has made has made her game a lot harder.

Vince doesn't care about any of his allies except for Morgan.

Speaker 2

And here's why I think maybe Vince is gonna win the whole season.

If you look back at the season of A Like as a whole, if this was a written story, arc.

We get to watch the beginning of this season, Vince's making final twos with everyone.

He's playing both sides of the house, and he keeps kind of laughing about it and looking into the camera and going, this is gonna bite me eventually.

And here we are all the way at the end three months later, and he has two final twos in the final six and they're facing head to head.

One has become his girlfriend and one is someone who shouldn't trust him but for some reason still does, and they're going head to head and it's actually like the Lion King.

It's actually really sick to watch, but you just watch it and you're like, Vince, what are you doing?

Speaker 1

I'm just like, this guy shouldn't still be here.

Remember when he cried in front of Will.

That should have been it, That should have been the nail in the coffin when Will is like, what the hell is this guy doing?

That should have been the end of his game.

And then he's in the room with Lauren and he covers his eyes.

He covers his eyes with the beanie because he's just ashamed.

He doesn't want to face it.

And then Morgan enters the room and then she tells Lauren that she doesn't want her to go home because Morgan is a dirty liar, and then Vince.

He then says that this is his ideal top three, and gamer Girl did not enjoy the Yeah, she's holding a banana and she says he's tripping if he thinks that's gonna happen.

She's like angrily cutting a promo to the live cam with a banana in her hand.

Speaker 2

You can see the desperation in his eyes when he was like, this is my ideal final three.

It was like he was like, maybe this will fix all of my problems.

Yeah, nope.

And then we get a compilation of Vince cramping and oh yeah, that was such a fun side plot.

Speaker 1

He really should eat some bananas because monkey never cramps.

Speaker 2

I don't know if he knew that.

Speaker 1

Because monkeys eat a lot.

Do you know about this?

Have you heard this?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 1

I mean yeah, well, I mean it's a specific interview that I'm referring to with the Toronto Blue Jays Kawasaki, I'm just gonna play this whole thing, please do.

Speaker 2

Here we go.

How does your leg feel today?

Speaker 3

Oh?

Speaker 2

Pretty good?

So what happened to you?

Uh?

What happened?

Speaker 3

Just crup, just a cramp, just crup.

So you told me what what what can you eat to help you make you feel better?

Bananas?

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Why bananas?

Speaker 3

Monkeys, neighbor crips?

You know monkey neiber crup because monkey every day bananas?

Speaker 2

So how many do you have today?

Three?

Three?

No more?

No more cramp for you?

Speaker 3

I need three banana because uh monkey neba craps?

Speaker 2

Perfect?

Speaker 3

Thank you very much, shout you.

Speaker 2

Go to He winked at the camera when it was over.

That was incredible.

I mean I knew that, like as a scientific fact, but I didn't know of that interview.

That's how I know about it as a scientific fact.

I loved how he said, you know, monkeys eat two bidet is a day, and how many did you eat?

Three?

So I'm definitely not gonna cramp.

It's a great pit.

I love it.

I love it, and I wish I could like quote it, but come across really bad.

I quoted it.

I said, you did a good monkey never cramps.

Why did you have that pulled up?

Speaker 1

All I had to do is type in monkey never cramps and YouTube first video?

Speaker 2

How long ago was that it was?

U?

That hasn't been uh a decade.

Speaker 1

It was eleven years ago that interview took place a pregame duty Toronto.

Blue Jay's all right, we're shut out to Kawasaki.

Morgan then clocks another Vince thing that he said earlier.

She can't stop thinking about how he said Lauren staying longer was deeper than the game.

Speaker 2

Hmm.

Speaker 1

She took that to mean that he's saying that if she votes Morgan.

I mean she that if Morgan votes Lauren, that they can't be friends in real life.

And Morgan was ultra pisted about this one.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this is where she starts like emotionally manipulating him, which is fun for TV, but it's really interesting.

Speaker 1

And because he's tried to do that to other people and it doesn't really work, so it's like it's good to see it happen to him.

So now we get another fight with them, but this time they scream at each other.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Yeah, and it's it's like watching like a married couple getting a big argument.

Speaker 1

They scream at each other in the room and then in the bathroom because he.

Speaker 2

Retreats, and then yeah, and then so she's in the shower and they're still young at each other and she wipes the condensation so that she can look him in the eyes and keep yelling it.

Yeah.

Speaker 1

She After she did that, she told him that he can leave if he doesn't want to keep talking about it, he can leave his room.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

At this point, I was like, Oh, they're madly in love.

If I was, then if I was Vince's girlfriend watching this, it's like, Oh, I'm watching a couple who have been together for three months now in this house.

The way that she's like in the shower and he's just they're still arguing, that's almost worse than if he kissed her.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it's it's ridiculous.

It was pandemonium.

It was a malfunction at the junction.

To quote Jim Ross, I like to pull that one out every now and then.

Let's just go to the Blockbuster.

Speaker 2

Now.

Speaker 1

One thing that happened before we do that is that they were screaming so loud at one point that I think it was Morgan or not, it was Lauren and Gilly.

Yeah, they were playing chess and they could hear it.

That's how I mean.

They It's just like they didn't care Lauren how they.

Speaker 2

Were being because she could hear them, essentially arguing over if they're gonna send her home or not.

Yeah, pretty rough.

Speaker 1

And then we go to the Blockbuster, which is the final blockbuster of the season, right, yep, yep, yep, last one, and we finally got a good result because Lauren wins it.

They had to drop orbs into tubes and Lauren was the first one to five.

Speaker 2

Dude, she crushed it.

She had way better than Keanu and Kelly.

I was really pushing for Keanu because I was so scared that he was going to go home.

But I mean I was really happy Lauren won, took herself off the block and now it's Kelly versus Keanu.

Speaker 1

But then Morgan looked happy, which I thought she did a really good job of looking happy because you know, internally she was seething because she wanted the opportunity.

Speaker 2

Vince cries, yeah, Christ tears of joy that his other number two alliance.

Speaker 1

Props to Morgan at least for I call it a Jalen hurts when somebody can look happy when they're internally like miserable and she I thought that was like the one good thing that Morgan has done for like the past five weeks.

I guess it's disguising her feelings for once.

So it's Kelly versus Keanu.

It's the block party splitting up, and Kelly gets sent home.

Chase have the floor for a second to talk about why you're one of the only people who consistently liked Kelly.

Speaker 2

I did like Kelly.

I think she was she was quirky and she was unique, but she was fun, don't I don't understand why everybody disliked her so much.

I think that she was in a rough season, you know.

I mean, like m this was a season where people and I haven't seen the other seasons just to be clear, but I can see now that we're at the end of the summer how kind of things are supposed to go sometimes, And I think people clicked up really quickly, and people like Keanu and Kelly didn't have friends in the house, didn't have anyone to really talk to, and got kind of iced out a lot.

And so I think she just I mean, you can tell.

I mean when she did her interview with Julie after she was voted out, she was getting huge pops.

She was so funny and likable.

She murdered, Yeah, yeah, she crushed.

Speaker 1

I was definitely going to bring that up because it was such a contrast the Kelly interview and then the person who gets voted out later Lauren her interview, where Kelly was like, she got that initial laugh when she's like, yeah, I know I'm annoying, and then there's a big pop and she kept going back to the well and it kept working.

I was like, Okay knows how to work a crowd, like she she's into that, she's enjoying this, and then.

Speaker 2

You get through Vince under the bus and pop, and then Lauren later on gives the most boring one of the season.

Speaker 1

I think maybe Riley was up there that one, but that one was fun from like car crash angle.

Speaker 2

Lauren.

Speaker 1

I think, yeah, I'm gonna say it was the worst.

Julie exit interview was right.

Yeah, Zingbot knew exactly what he was saying when he said Lauren is boring or whatever.

Speaker 2

The old man, yeah, he was dead.

I think Lauren wasn't as boring as she came across to me.

I think she was one of the only people playing hard.

Hey, I watched that, She's pretty boring.

I think, hey, fair enough, fair enough.

Speaker 1

I remember at one point leaving a comment on Reddit like oh this is why they never showed Lauren in the episode because she's so boring.

Speaker 2

Yeah, same, Bat.

I think he was right.

Speaker 1

I mean you're gonna say she's the only one playing I yeah, lately, Yeah.

Speaker 2

I thought that she was the only one actively pushing against the Morgan Ashley Vince side of the house.

I mean, Ava's not fucking doing anything.

Speaker 1

No, and Ava, she hasn't done anything since she won h O H, where she famously did not do anything during her.

Speaker 2

Ho H No one on.

Speaker 1

Ones Nope, and we both wanted her number one overall at the beginning.

It was just a personality thing where we want to have the FA America's favorite turns out not She was an America's favorite for long.

Speaker 2

No, No, that belongs.

Speaker 1

To Keanu now.

And if you ask Vince's girlfriend or ex girlfriend, Kelsey uh tvd on that she's voting for him.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Did you vote?

No?

Did not vote?

I voted, and I signed up.

I watched add for take extra votes so you could keep voting.

I put them all on Keanu.

Baby.

You know what I'm gonna go vote.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna split my votes between Keanu and Rachel fair enough.

Speaker 2

I think there's a big friend of me online for for Rachel to win, but I think is shaken away with it.

I mean, she doesn't.

Speaker 1

Neither of them really need an extra fifty K.

Maybe, I don't know.

He's a physical trainer.

He looks like he does pretty well done Dungeons and Dragons.

Speaker 2

You know, I don't know.

Speaker 1

Everyone knows if you play Dungeons and Dragons you're rich.

Yeah, like Freddie Wong Brother, very true.

I'm only thinking about Freddy Wong because he put out a video yesterday.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

I watched it.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Did you watch it?

Yeah?

I watched the whole thing.

Speaker 1

That's awesome because he was such a big part of my life in twenty twelve.

Speaker 2

We'll have to chat about this later off the pod because there's also a very relateable whole video.

In ways, me and Pud's friendship is crazy because one of us will vaguely mention something and the other one's like, oh, yeah, I was obsessed with that for a long time.

Yeah.

Speaker 1

The well runs deep of shared special interests.

Speaker 2

Yeah, so let's go into this speed run episode.

The speed Run a whole week's worth of Big Brother in the last hour of this episode.

So they do they do veto and then they do an elimination because they you know, the Blockbuster is done and so we can just kind of speed run this real quick.

Hh.

Morgan wins.

Yep, there's another ORB competition.

It was another ORB competition, which is interesting.

Morgan when's that immediately has to put up her nominations and and it.

Speaker 1

Was crazy the person that she hates who's trying to get in between her and.

Speaker 2

Her lover Lauren and Keon Yep.

Yeah, and they only nominate two people this time, so then they go on a immediately they go and do the Power Vito competition.

Speaker 1

Which was there were three pictures and you gotta decide which one the mastermind is in.

Speaker 2

Mm hmm.

It was a funny competition.

It was very easy though.

Speaker 1

I thought the competition sucked, but the ending made it all worth it.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, Keanu wins.

It jumps over, he leaps over his like where he's standing.

It was awesome.

It was so cool.

It was like it was like a what do they call it?

What are the kids call it?

An emote?

Like yeah, it's like he did an em like he.

Speaker 1

Hit he hit the triangle button in the end zone and Madden and jumped up on the barricade celebration.

Speaker 2

It was it was sick.

It was really sick.

I was so happy my boy Keanu did it once again.

How many challenges has he won this season?

A lot?

He's taking him mself off the block like eighteen times.

Speaker 1

Yeah, he doesn't win the Hoh he won once, but his he always because people put him on the block constantly.

He has more opportunities to win the Veto Veto and the Blockbuster.

But he's been successful so many times.

They were like he would have gone home weeks and weeks ago.

Speaker 2

Had like the second week.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and he's been picking everybody off one by one, just like.

Speaker 2

He said he would do.

Hey, yes he has.

That's crazy.

If he makes it to the finals and he's in front of the jury, he's got to bring that up.

He's got to Like I told you guys when I was put on the block week after week that I was going to pick you all off one by one, and I did.

Speaker 1

Yes, I remember thinking that was the dumbest thing he could have done, but it didn't matter because he constantly gives himself immunity.

Are we allowed to say the I word on Big Brother?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

I think so.

Speaker 1

Okay, uh, I think we got to stick with the BB terms.

I've started swapping out confessional for diary room.

Though, Dude, I'm a big fan of chopping block.

I'm a big fan of the block.

We could start saying the block on the Survivor pod like some of the two people on the block for this scramble Survivors coming back to Baby, It's going back and.

Speaker 2

Oh man, this is just such a stressful next couple of weeks.

Speaker 1

The evaluating and trying to like master do our own mastermind plan.

Speaker 2

It's like next week Survivor premiers, We're back with the podcast.

We're going to be doing several podcasts a week.

I'm shooting a TV show while trying to make sure I keep up with the Sanctuary and fresh from Tribal at all these days.

And then on top of that, we draft right when I'm done or like in the middle of me shooting this TV show.

I have to like strategize my draft make sure I do a good job because I need to win.

Oh god, it's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I really hope that this throws you off your game and you're like, you're you're too busy trying to memorize lines to be like up on who's who's got the key?

Alliances through two weeks?

Speaker 2

Oh man, no man, I'm gonna I'm gonna give it my all.

All right, Well, I hope it goes not as well as it did in season forty seven.

For you, this is I have a good feeling about this season.

I think I can win it.

I think I can win it.

But we'll talk about survival what is time about survivor?

So I think where we were at next is.

Speaker 1

He takes himself off the Walk and then the replacement NAM for him is Ava, and then between Ava and Lauren they vote out Lauren.

Speaker 2

Lauren.

Yeah, man, it was sad to see Lauren go because immediately the season got way more boring, not because she was adding so much much to the show necessarily.

It's just the numbers thing, you know.

Speaker 1

It's insane when you remove a boring person and it makes the season more boring.

Speaker 2

It's not a good sign.

No, not at all.

It's just a numbers thing.

Vince and Morgan, they can just run the game.

They have Ashley's number, and then they have Ava if they need Ava, and then they don't have Keanu.

Even though Vince.

Keanu thinks him and Vince are best friends.

I can't wait for Keanu to go back and watch the whole season because I feel really bad for her because you could tell, like throughout this whole season he just wanted a friend, someone to hang out with, and so he thought Vince was his boy.

And even in this episode, Sunday Nights episode, the whole, the whole, the whole kind of episode is that Keanu is like, this is my boy, Vince, and Vince is like, I hate you.

Speaker 1

Yeah, at least he got like he got to be friends with Rachel for like a day or two at a time, and then enemies and then friends again.

So I mean, if you think about each of those as a new friendship, he got like five to ten new friends and then.

Speaker 2

And then him and Kelly became friends too at a certain point.

So yeah, I just you know, I wish he had a better experience because I really like Keanu.

Speaker 1

But I do think Ashley wants Morgan gone.

So in the event that, as I think Ashley winning h O H next after events is done, that I don't even know how it works because we're at the very end.

Speaker 2

No, I don't know how I don't know how.

Speaker 1

Yeah, so let's just give a quick recap of this boring Sunday.

Speaker 2

The mastermind shows up and says, hey, we're gonna do uh an h o h competition and a nomination ceremony like normal.

So I don't know why it was so special because.

Speaker 1

They were in the dungeon.

No, no, no, no, it was not this has This is nothing like Jeff's friend's house.

You don't know, for any I mean for new listeners.

Jeff's friend's house is the sanctuary.

He went to his friend's house.

He loved it.

He said, this is where good things happen.

And I need to put something like this in Survivor.

And I think that.

I mean, his friend's house must have sucked based off what we've seen on Survivor.

But so did this competition because it comes down to Keanu and Vince.

Yeah, and Keanu.

I mean, at this point, I'm like Keanu, there's no way he loses the endurance calm no against the weasel who cramps, who doesn't need enough bananas.

Speaker 2

He needed to eat three bananas.

Speaker 1

Yeah, Vince, Vince might have eaten three.

That might have been what gave him the edge.

Speaker 2

I know, it's in Vince's heart and it's three bananas.

I know what's in Vince's heart.

Kantu's downfall in this challenge was that he was so excited to just have time to hang out with Vince that he wasn't focused and he was just yapping.

Yeah, and he's so excited about that in the first place.

No, he gets distracted and he drops.

Vince gets an easy win when Keanu definitely should have won the whole thing.

Vince's hoh again.

This is the fourth time he won hoh this season.

Him and Morgan immediately are talking.

They're in love, They're strategizing, and he has a conversation with Keanu at one point because Keanu is like, dude, this is it.

We've made it to the end.

You just got to put Morgan up and let's get Morgan out of here, and Vince goes, no, I'm putting you up.

Keanu loses his mind.

Dude.

Now you could tell he was trying to be polite, but he's like, are you stupid?

And essentially what he's saying is everyone in this house because when Lauren left, no, when Kelly left, we forgot to mention this.

When Kelly left.

As she's walking out the door, she gives this baller line about how Vince does whatever Morgan tells him to do.

She's running this house and she's going to continue to run this house.

So Keanu looks at Vince and goes, Dude, get her out and you win the season.

But if you keep her, everyone's going to vote her.

She is going to win the game.

And and Vince isn't thinking with his head.

He's in love, like he's madly in love with his new girlfriend Morgan.

Speaker 1

Yeah, they were all trying to get him to put Morgan up, which they were pretty thoroughly explaining to him why and what everyone's perception is that he's he's a floater, like he let her make all the decisions and then he would just cry about the decisions that he made.

Speaker 2

But he didn't listen.

Speaker 1

So we're left with another boring move and I don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 2

The rest of the t are the two nominees, so it's like Wednesday night, one of them is going home.

Oh, I mean, we'll get the power of veto, so there could be a renomn and then unless actually wins the power of Veto, that's true because veto pulls Ava off the block?

Is it Kean Morgan?

And then who goes home at that point?

Morgan?

I don't know.

I'm very excited.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I think, uh, because I looked at this schedule, it looks like there's a lot of stuff happening.

Speaker 2

We might just.

Speaker 1

Because I'm thinking about like, the next time you'll hear from us is gonna be or not from Chase, but the next time you hear from me, brand Jonathan and maybe Kristen is gonna be Fresh from Tribal on the Patreon.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's a Patreon exclusive.

Speaker 1

So, which is at right after Survivor's over, We're gonna hop on and give our instant takes and it's gonna be a lot of fun.

It's not gonna be too explosive yet because we won't have drafted these players.

Yeah, so I think it'll be pretty civil for the first couple of weeks and then it's gonna turn into a war zone on Fresh from Tribal, so be on the lookout for that.

And then we have Making the Merge coming back for season our third season of Survivor, doing the podcast season forty nine Wow.

And then at some point between that and next Wednesday, you will get the Sanctuary and you will also get the Big Brother finale recap.

Speaker 2

Yeah, we got a lot going on.

Oh god, yeah, it is a lot.

Speaker 1

That's why I'm thinking, like, we'll just watch the finale and then get on here and give our overall thoughts on the season and everything.

Speaker 2

And and real quick, if you guys are still listening, uh next yeah, you guys are still listening.

Forty four minutes in next season of Big Brother, We're gonna do it.

We're gonna do it up good.

Now that we actually know what we're dealing with.

Now that we actually know what.

Speaker 1

We're now that we understand the game and how live feeds were and everything.

Speaker 2

It's not gonna just be us kind of figuring out the show.

We're gonna go all out and we're gonna we're gonna really make it something special.

So I hope you guys stick around, even if you're not Survivor fans.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we got we Actually we're gonna bring on a new co host and that is Jonathan LaPaglia or I don't know how you pronounce it, from Survivor Australia.

We got him.

They couldn't they couldn't afford him, but we can.

And he's gonna do Big Bro Club next season.

Speaker 2

Heck yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

I don't even know how to pronounce his name, and like we got him.

Uh, I heard that the G is silent.

I don't know, man, the g's always silent.

Yeah, Lapalia, I don't I don't know.

It sounds like a disease.

Speaker 2

Real GE's moving silent like lasagn like Lopeia.

I gotta google this now.

Actually, I do want to bring up some some stream stuff spoilers for for the live stuff.

Yeah, so this is your moment to leave if you don't want any spoilers.

Dude, Vince as h Oh.

They all get or it's not just for HOH.

They all get video videos from their family next week.

And Vince's Vince's video from his family doesn't have Kelsey in it.

And this is like because he's because he's won so many h Oh's and every time you're in Hoh, you get a new letter from home, and Kelsey hasn't been in the last few and so he was a little concerned, but then she's not in this video and so Ashley's trying to like kind of comfort him and She's like, well, maybe it was just parents, you know, maybe they didn't allow us to.

But Ava's boyfriend was in her video, so he knows.

He knows, And he takes his girlfriend's like scrunchy off his wrist and puts on Morgan's tie on his wrist.

It was almost like a ceremonial out with the old in with the new dude.

And and one thing just from like this past week of Live Streps.

I don't know if you've been seen everything the conversations that Morgan and Vince have been having in the Hoh bed in the middle of the night.

It really is like they're talking about how they are in love but they have to figure out how that works because he still has a girlfriend.

It's insane work.

Speaker 1

Dude, that seems like it's not much to figure out anymore.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I mean, here's the thing.

If Vince wins the seven hundred fifty thousand dollars, Kelsey might want to stick around.

Speaker 1

What is that even worth it to have to spend I mean, to have to be with him all the time, whining and cramping, not eating enough in the last.

Speaker 2

Six years or seven years.

Yeah, though she.

Speaker 1

Him some more bananas, but yes she does.

All right, I guess that does it if you look up how to pronounce the last name.

Speaker 2

Uh.

I looked up his name and I was like, I don't know.

By the way, thank you guys from watching The Big Bro Club.

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