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Filth Heads were back another episode if you can believe it, and let's just get right into it this time.

In the early morning hours of October seventh, nineteen seventy four, police in Washington, DC pulled over a car.

It had been zigzagging through the night with the headlights off, and the officers were probably like, Wow, someone's drunk as hell.

Who needs to be breathalyzed when you have eyes?

And maybe they expected this would be your run of the mill, duy, it was just a chill typically impaired driver, But no, it was something much more exciting.

The first weird thing that happened was once the vehicle was pulled over, a woman bolted for the car and tried to throw herself in the river.

And it wasn't really a river.

It was an estuary coming off of the Potomac, barely ten feet deep.

The officers easily heaved her out of the water, but she tried to bolt again, so she was handcuffed, and the officers noticed she had two black eyes.

Suspicious.

Then they looked inside the car and found a man with his face cut up and his nose bleeding.

And that guy was a US congressman.

Extra suspicious.

This would go on to become one of the most thrilling sex scandals in American history.

And as we know philth List, there are a lot of them.

So that's saying something.

And I know what you guys are thinking.

We're only five episodes into season three and we have yet another politician getting down and dirty outside of marriage.

It's like it's a requirement to hold office.

Is that what you guys are doing with my tax dollars?

Just cheating?

God?

What scum?

Anyway, cue the theme song.

This is American filth and I'm Gabby Watts.

Every week I tell you a filthy story from American history.

This week's episode, the stripper and the Congressman, the Veda Dada.

I got all.

I'm not perfect.

I know you guys think that, but I'm not.

I apologize.

Anyway, Let's hear some history.

Okay, you're probably like, Gabby, who the heck was that woman?

And why was she trying to jump into a river?

And all I have to say to that is it was an estuary?

Estuary?

Am I even saying that correctly?

Hold on estuary, I am saying it right.

I just asked Google, well that lady most people knew her as Fanny Fox, and soon after this incident she started going by the title Basin Bombshell.

Her god given name was Annabelle Edith Viagra, and later when she married, she was annabel Body Stella.

So we'll get there, Hold your horses, nay.

Fanny was born in a town outside of Buenos Aires, Argentina, in nineteen thirty six.

She grew up in a very intellectual family and she wanted to be a doctor.

When she grew up, she enrolled in pre medical college, but that plan went awry because she got married to a guy named Eduardo Badistella, and because of that marriage, she had to quit school to tend to the home and to her kids.

Do you guys know that marriage is a perfectly good way to ruin your life?

Ah.

Fanny said that her marriage was pretty volatile.

Her husband was having affairs, and one night she went after her husband and lover with a knife and another time tried to run them over with a car.

Also, her piece of crap husband wasn't bringing in enough money as a jazz piano player, so in the late nineteen fifty she started working in entertainment herself.

She and her husband sometimes didn't act together, which brought them on tour to Miami in nineteen sixty but mostly she got into the biz of stripping.

That's where the money was, and Fanny Fox was born.

Fanny and her family immigrated to the United States in nineteen sixty three and ended up living in an apartment near Washington, d C.

In Arlington, Virginia.

Despite living in the amazing us of a where all of your dreams are gonna come true, Fanny's life with her husband was still quite unfortunate.

She said that she tried to commit suicide twice and also had several abortions.

Very grim, but stripping, she was good at it and was able to support her family, her husband and her three kids.

At the strip clubs around DC, she was known as the Argentine Firecracker, and to make more tips, she got some work done.

One newspaper described her as a stripper with a siliconized bust, a rebobbed nose and surgically tightened stomach.

Skin rebobbed.

That's not a nice way to say that she's an adult woman.

It's re roberted to you.

I don't know if that joke works, but I'm leaving it in But in the nineteen seventies, Fanny Fox's life was about to change.

A couple who lived next door to them was Wilbur Mills and his wife, Polly, and Wilbur was a US congressman from Arkansas.

He was born down in a small down outside of Little Rock in nineteen and oh night, I'm not gonna do the accent anymore.

He was born in nineteen oh nine and by the age of eleven he was already doing the bookkeeping at his father's general store.

Wilbur went to college, then to Harvard Law School, and he came home to work at his dad's bank.

Yeah, his dad had a store and his dad had a bank.

Wilbur met his wife Polly at the post office.

She was the post mistress, the mistress of the post They fell in love, got married without their parents' permission, baddies.

They had a one night honeymoon and then they got right back to work.

That was the Mills family way, just work, work, work, work, work all the time.

The couple had two daughters, and Wilbur entered civil service versus a county judge, and then in nineteen thirty eight he won the election to become a US Congressman.

In Congress, Wilbur served eighteen terms over thirty eight years.

He was very well liked and only had someone run against him a handful of times.

Some people thought he was the most powerful person in the federal government.

He wrote a lot of the tax code, and he was the man when it came to knowing about federal tax laws and the Social Security system.

Go off King.

One of his biggest accomplishments was being the chairman of the Ways and Means Committee.

And let me tell you, this man, he knows the ways and the means, specifically the ways and means to blow up his life and scandal.

So how did Fanny and Wilburg get entangled?

While these two couples were neighbors and despite the age gap between the two couples, they kind of hit it off.

They're so friendly that they went out dancing together a few times.

But then Wilbur started going out solo to the Silver Slipper, the strip club that Fanny Fox worked at, and at some point they started blinking.

During the time he met Fanny, Wilbur was sixty four and she was thirty seven, and they were they're pretty different, you know.

One magazine described her as five feet eight, one hundred and eighteen, well turned pounds, brown eyes, brown hair, with a soft Spanish accent, and olive skinned.

Wilbur, on the other hand, was quote a stocky, bifocaled, gravel voiced lawyer of middling height and iron gray hair.

But I get it.

I see what she saw on him.

He had buy focals.

That means that man could buy focus on you and your needs.

That's right, focus on you twice.

That means as for Wilbur going out to the strip club Booze In have an affair, this seemed totally out of character for him.

A reporter asked some of Wilbur's friends and colleagues what they think happened, and one of his friends said the congressman had a miserable home life.

He drowned himself in work twenty hours a day.

A man can repress himself and remain a spartan only for so long.

When all Wilbur finally broke, he broke big be right back after these do thing advertisements.

In an article about Wilbur mills In at Times, it described him as the most tightly buttoned up man in Congress, but the buttons popped off during the early morning hours of October seventh, nineteen seventy four.

Honestly, that's some pretty incredible shade to this man.

So this brings us to that night when DC police pulled over that vehicle filled with drunk people, including Wilbur and Fanny, and then Fanny jumped out of the car and tried to dive into a river, and by river, I mean estuary.

The night was chaotic, but the officers didn't arrest anyone.

They drove Wilbur and the other people in the car home and then took Fanny to the hospital because of her black eyes.

And it might have all been fine, they might have gotten away with it.

But unfortunately where they were pulled over, there just happened to be a reporter with a camera crew, those sneaky, sneaky reporters.

The next day, the expose was all over town that a congressman was caught with some friends and a stripper in a car and they were intoxicated, and then the stripper tried to escape by throwing herself in a river, and by river, I mean estuary.

This was scandalous, and then even more scandalous about a month after this, incident, Wilbur showed up at a venue Fanny Fox was performing at in Boston.

He was drunk and got on stage with her and made an incomprehensible speech, what the hell, Wilbur.

This was basically the nail in the coffin to Wilbur Mills congressional career.

In the month between these two incidents, Wilbur barely won an election.

Luckily he was running against a foul opponent, a woman Yuck.

Because of the scandal, he had to resign as chairman of the Ways and Means Committee because he no longer had the ways and means of being a respectable member of Congress.

He also checked into an alcoholic treatment center, and when his next term came up, he didn't run.

His political career was over.

But while Wilbur was doomed, this scandal made Fanny Fox pop off, and she started making a pretty penny.

Everybody wanted to see the woman responsible for the downfall of an old ass congressman at her usual clubs.

She upped her weekly fee from five hundred a week to thirty five hundred, and her first big gig was in Orlando, and for two weeks she charged thirty thousand dollars.

She didn't even finish the gig because in her first week there she got charged for indecent exposure in Florida.

She had taken off all her clothes, which you can't do that.

You got to keep some on.

Okay, it's Florida, we gotta be modest.

The media was also in a frenzy.

They wanted to know what happened, and in the months after the incident, Fanny Fox kept claiming that she and Wilburt were just friends.

She's like, I don't know why people would think we were having an affair.

That's crazy.

He's just my neighbor.

And when reporters asked her why she jumped into the estuary, she was like, Oh, I did that because I was trying to protect my good friend's reputation.

You see, he's a congressman.

I didn't think it would be nice if people saw me and him a stripper and him.

You know, I'm just being nice to my friend.

Manan was buying this.

A month after all this happened, Fanny Fox appeared on the daytime talk television show The Mike Douglas Show, and her we're just friend's defense sounded pretty preposterous, and that was made super clear by the other guest on the show that day, Richard Prior, the comedian, was incredulous the whole time.

Like when she was asked about that night when they got pulled over, Fanny was like, I was the only one intoxicated, and the only reason was because I had the flu and was on medication.

Sure, yeah, nobody else was drunk for sure.

Then Fanny said that Wilbur Mills is a very friendly person, and Richard Pryor, who'd been cackling the whole time, was like, yeah, he is.

Then Mike Douglas was like, well, what about Wilbur's injuries?

He had scratches on his face and was bleeding, and Fanny was like, I turned around and hit his glasses by accident, And then Richard Pryor was like, yeah, and you tripped into the lake.

Also, everyone calmed down.

We all know it's an estuary.

Don't get out at Richard Pryor.

He maybe didn't have all the information.

Fanny was really annoyed after this TV appearance.

She was like, it sounded like Richard Pryor didn't believe me, and I know, how dare he not believe her.

How dare he not trust a woman, a woman who was drinking cold medicine.

That's why she was drunk.

Also, you know, never mind the fact that in the weeks after the incident, Fanny and her husband finalized their divorce.

Yeah, that had nothing to do with Wilburg, nothing at all.

She was like, we were planning to get divorced for completely different reasons.

This was her tune for a while.

She's like, we're just friends.

But still she was capitalizing on all that publicity.

She went on an exotic dancing East Coast tour and made multiple television appearances.

She then expanded her operation, playing night clubs across the country and getting gigs in Vegas.

And Fanny well, she wasn't going to limit herself to just exotic advancing.

Oh no, she was a big deal now, a cultural icon.

She was gonna go multi media.

She decided to write a tell all book with the help of a ghostwriter, called The Stripper and the Congressman, or, as one newspaper called it, a swim and tell memoir, And in the book, Fanny Fox changed her tune.

She admitted to many of the rumors about her and Wilbur she was like, yeah, he was my lover.

We boinked, we were in love.

I was about to leave my husband and he was going to leave his wife, and we were gonna have a beautiful life together.

That crusty old man was great to me.

In the book, Fanny said that she and Wilburt actually first met when he came to her strip club.

This was in June nineteen seventy three.

She's like, yeah, we were neighbors, but that's where I met him.

Allegedly, the night she met him, Wilbur was quote flying high aka quite fucked up, quote feeling no pain.

That night he spent eleven hundred dollars on champagne, which adjusted for inflation today, would be like eight thousand dollars, and while he was there, his friend introduced him to Fanny.

Fanny said that Wilbert at first lied about his age.

She was like, I'm fifty five, so spry, so young, and he also claimed that he was separated from his wife.

Later, they went to his apartment.

I guess Polly was out of town or something.

They had vodka shots, and Wilbur finally confessed he was like, actually, I'm not a spry fifty five year old.

I'm actually sixty five and very much still married to my wife, but she's here's a bitch and makes me miserable.

After about eight months of this, Fanny said they were in love, and she claimed that Wilbur had promised to divorce his wife Polly numerous times.

At some point, Polly found out about the affair, and despite that, Fanny said the three of them were really good friends and would play cards together.

One day, Polly asked her, why would you fool around with my husband.

You are a young married woman.

Wilbur is too old for you.

When he drinks, Wilbur as irresponsible.

He will say anything.

I'm telling you now, I will never give him a divorce.

You are wasting your time.

Fanny believed that Wilbur was absolutely miserable with Polly and that's why he drank, and despite Polly's warning and her knowledge of the affair, they continued on.

Wilbur and Fanny travel to Antigua in the Caribbean wa one month, where she said they did a mock wedding ceremony, and then they even vacation together in Arkansas.

While they were there, she claimed that they conceived a child, but When they told Wilbur's evil wife Polly about the pregnancy, Fanny said quote she advised us not to go through with it.

Wilbur said, I should have the child, but I had an abortion instead.

Now I very much regret it.

After the affair was exposed to the public, Fanny said she and Wilbur still saw each other occasionally, and she still held out hope that they'd get married someday.

She said, what I am sad about is mister Mills.

He has been stripped of his power.

I know much of it is my fault, and I am worried about his future.

I still love him very much, and even though we have gone our separate ways, if he were to ask me to drop everything and marry him, I would do it at once.

He is the one in my life who brought out the best in me.

The difference in our ages that does not mean very much to me.

But over the months over the next year, they started seeing each other even less.

She called his office every other day to talk to his secretary to see how he was doing.

She made ultimatums like if he didn't leave his wife by the time she was forty, she was going to move back to Argentina.

When she was interviewed about her book.

Fanny was always extremely nice about Wilbur.

She was awed by his intelligence, his amount of care, remember the bifocals, and his love for her.

But here's my question.

Remember when she jumped out of the car diving into the estuary.

She had two black eyes and Wilbur had scratches on his face from her axe hitting his glasses.

So I think it's pretty fair to say that their relationship wasn't great.

She was making it seem very picture perfect, but clearly they had fought.

He had hit her, she had hit him.

Also, Wilbur was an alcoholic, which Fanny never admitted.

She was like, yeah, he likes alcohol, but I think he's fine.

A lot of denial was happening.

Wilbur Mills never talked about this affair publicly.

I imagine Polly was like, you better shut your mouth.

But Fanny, she kept getting more and more successful with her book, The Stripper and the Congressman.

She kept touring the country, not just as an entertainer but also as an esteemed author.

She was bringing in thousands of dollars at each stop, but stripping writing, entertaining well Fanny Fox didn't stop there.

She became a movie star, and by movie star, I mean she played herself in a couple of movies.

She was in this one movie, a western called Posse from Heaven, which one reviewer said, I've seen bad movies from the seventies, but this one is in a league of its own.

That probably means it's very entertaining.

In it, Fanny plays herself as a stripper guardian angel to a cowboy, and the movie gave a not at all subtle nod to Wilbur the former Ways and Means Committee chair, because the movie was billed as Posse from Heaven.

She had the ways and he had the means.

At this point, Fanny Fox was rich.

Her manager Dan Montgomery said, I've got Fanny fixed with at least two hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of contracts over the next year.

With all this money coming in, Fanny was able to buy a seventeen room mansion for her and her now teenage kids in Westport, Connecticut.

But Fanny was getting tired of performing.

She'd been a stripper for more than twenty years.

She wanted to settle down, and she wanted to be with Wilbur, but she didn't think society would ever accept them and Wilbur Well, he never did get divorced.

After leaving Congress, he continued working in Washington, d c.

For a couple decades, and then moved back to Arkansas.

There he put a lot of money into developing an alcoholism treatment center.

Fanny eventually moved on.

She married her manager.

They had a daughter, and then divorced five years later.

After that, Fanny moved to Florida.

She was done with the rigmarole of entertainment life.

She went back to school, got a degree in communications and then a master's in marine science.

One of her kids was like, yeah, we don't know why she got these degrees, but we're proud of her.

He also said that she became a scuba diving master and did some underwater filming in Mexico.

I.

And this makes sense though, after the press like airs all of your dirty laundry, and also you spend years performing for mostly gross men, you deserve to do whatever the heck you want, and if that's to study marine biology, I mean, heck, yeah, that's great.

Wilbrim Mills died in nineteen ninety two and Fanny Fox died thirty years later in twenty twenty one, at the age of eighty four.

They never did get together.

Every episode of American felt a lesson, And I think the lesson here is something that I've reiterated on this show again and again even already this season, which is men aren't gonna divorce their wives for you.

They're not gonna do it.

They're too lazy.

And also, they do divorce their wife for you, they're then gonna divorce you for somebody else.

So fuck these men.

You don't need them.

Girl power cue the credits.

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