The volume yet, Oh my god, are we friends?

Is this friends giving?

All right?

We'll welcome supper a white thing.

Yes, we always said dinner, though my family never said supper.

We had to have both money suppers.

Yeah, it's more of a rich suppers of time to like six pm and supper.

Okay, seven pm would be dinner, gotcha?

Okay, really I think so anytime I every mighty say supper, somen was still outalls old enough to go to the supper club.

I've been to the supper club.

Actually, how was it?

It's cool?

It which is cool?

Like you can't tell us it's Frank Sinatra.

There, No, not that supper club.

It's another supper club.

But all right, so it's it is the holidays, and you know, I know we kind of cancel things given over the years, even though every year we celebrate things given.

But that's neither here nor there.

So today we're going to do a friends given.

It's just like, you know, this is yeah, I kind of invented this thing.

This is my thing.

But I ordered some vegan some vegan plates, some vegan dishes, so we can try them.

Let me know what you think.

This is my first time.

Just pour the wine that I don't try to hide to our viewers.

No, no, this is everything is on to go.

I got a red cup.

Yeah, I have some of the Devil's nectar.

Yes, I want to show a label because we're not we're not sponsored.

Yeah they didn't.

They didn't give us the there you go, thank you.

We'll take some of the it's a little show.

Okay, Well I love them all.

Drink with me.

Yeah.

This almost feels like the paint and ful Uh.

Nothing, all right, so vegan dishes and I haven't.

I never ate from this spot.

So we're all trying this together for the first time as a family.

It smells great, great.

I'm not on the side.

But we're gonna try it.

It's all vegan.

I still think it's gonna suck.

So we're gonna We're gonna start with that looks amazing.

This is the this is mac cheese.

Uh that look was incredible.

Listen, man, we're just gonna dig in.

Wait, we didn't think this through.

Josh can get some spoons, Yeah, Josh, get some spoons please.

Okay, greens, this makes sense.

Got some wings okaye wings?

Oh shit, see, I'm already gonna light the whole place on fire.

Oh god, oh those are real candles.

I don't fuck some Brussels sprouts.

Well, those are russell sprouts.

Are gonna be great.

I'm not worried about the dogs.

I'm very nervous on eating this impossible meat here, pauls, Well, just man, this looks great.

What is this the jerk mac and cheese that you are?

I don't know if that one is jerk opened up on under other ones.

Okay, wait that was Wait did he really ordered jerk magan jeese this vegan?

I asked.

Once mall gave me the menu, I was ready to just sit here and go through everything serving spoons.

Thank you, Josh.

He's doing a great job.

Man, don't let them tell you need different.

This looks like the same ordered all this, so you need to tell us exactly whatever is this.

One of these is just the mac and cheese, and one of them is jerk mac and cheese.

With this looks like this looks like ground beef.

Yeah, it looks like it.

But all right, so what explain to me what vegan?

It is like?

Plant based?

It's all plant based.

It comes from.

Okay, so what plants either like either vegetables, or it comes from some A lot of it.

A lot of things you find is like which I.

Stay away from, is like toful like soy, I'm trying to think how much of that.

But they said that the whole impossible meat thing was bad though.

Now I mean everything is bad, but you know.

It's more processed than I think any meat.

Oh yeah, for sure, definitely without a doubt.

Okay, So then so vegan may be worse for me.

Well vegan, it depends on what type of vegan this is like kind of like almost fast food vegan.

Well, I mean, before I take a bite, would you like to lead us in prayer?

Let us?

Let us who I like to lead?

You have everything with spinach.

Spinach is right, we'll try this.

I already know spinish is gonna be good.

Already know spinish, that's already vegan.

Already know what tom it is with that?

Okay, here this is the jerk chicken.

Oh, that's the jerk mac and cheese.

Yeah, so then what mac and cheese is this?

This is regular mac and cheese.

But the ground beef, yes, well not ground.

Beef, yeah, impossible, ground beef.

It's impossible that that's not me.

It's impossible that that's not me.

Baby.

You over there, baby over there, fucking mixing.

I'm just trying to see what the do you feel like?

I trust you.

I'm trying to trust you in here before.

I've never had this, baby, I've never had this, but this was.

There's only four vegan spots in the world, not in New York City.

They're fucking everywhere.

I was really, well you as you guys know if you were on our Patreon.

If you're not, you need to be.

Me and Ma had our vegan date.

But he took me to a nice place.

He got you like some bullshit.

Well that's why I like this smells good.

Though I'm not mad at this.

We're gonna try it.

Let's try everything again.

Do you think like the marriage gonna gave us a wire?

I got you why you became vegan?

Was you really wanted to take like the pause game that your family invented to the next level.

No that you think it's even gay to even I just tried it.

I thought it was good.

We can do this.

This I can do I can do vegan.

We can have vegan.

It's the straightest thing you can do.

We're gonna hold Are we gonna hold hand?

Not eat meat?

All right?

All right?

Are we all of the same denomination.

I'm Catholic.

Oh, I don't believe in religion.

You have on a Jesus Peace.

I believe in God that religion.

Well, you have angels and a Jesus Peace.

I believe in God and our religion.

It's a difference.

Well, God, higher power, whatever, one of the saints that Rory praised to thank you so much for.

Hey, I'm actually Muslim, which is crazy.

I just want to thank you for having us all together, letting us be able to celebrate another year of the New Ria Malt Show together as a family.

I want to thank you for the food and the hands that prepared it.

Please let them have been clean, keep us blessing them.

Have this, give us the ships or make us sick?

Amen, it's non dairy said you're not gonna ship.

For is not the only thing that.

Yeah, the way your stomach handles dairy now is probably how mine's going to deal with this.

But oh, it was just Hamburger helper is definitely hamburgers.

Hamburger helper, Okay, not bad.

That's not terrible, right, not terrible?

It's not good, but it's like.

If I had to be a vegan, Yeah, this would be fire to a vegan.

But this is just like unseasoned hamber up.

It's not bad.

I'm not terrible.

I just feel like, shouldn't they season at least the peppers?

Like I get the fake meat part, but at least season the beg and shit.

The brussels are.

The cheese is not funky.

Oh you can hear us chewing, right, That's why I didn't even want to do the lab mics.

Pinge is sick.

That's how I know Pinge is sick.

With the lab mics, I know you're hearing every last some ASMR shit of us eating, which is gross.

I was telling people, well, some people like that, so me and one of those people.

But I would get it, But it depends to what it is.

Though.

I was telling Page that we couldn't have the big mic sitting up here in our faces while we're trying.

Like that's crazy.

Now I get it, but at least I could move the mic away while I'm chewing.

How's the jerk one?

I have not tried it yet.

This is all right?

The ground beef fake ground beef I'm not mad at it.

I would eat that and think it's just unseasoned ground beef.

This, I'm let me get a little more of the white sauce on it.

But then again, white sauce doesn't even have dairy in it, so it's probably shitty white sauce.

Ea.

Oh that look oo, that's nasty.

They're looking at it's nasty, rory, what you want?

Was that the jerk?

That's so bad?

It's bad?

Oh my god, let me try it's so bad?

Wait more?

You not sure this?

This this place?

By the way, I don't even want the only one that can see that, nobody can.

I just want to make sure we're not shitting on a restaurant.

Oh my, why not?

If it's shitty, it's shitty.

Oh you're sweet, okay, So I don't.

I don't want to do that to a restaurant.

That's fucking bad.

Holy ship that bad?

You have vegan taste buds.

It's nothing bad being dramatic.

Let me see it's America.

Could you tell you?

I like the other one better?

Though?

No, this is I'm not mad at this.

I would eat a whole platter of this.

This is nasty.

So if y'all saying this is worse.

I know, this is nasty.

That white sauce might be the worst white sauce I've ever had in my life.

Well, you don't even know what the what the sauce is.

You just keep saying white sauce because it's white sauce.

Yeah, but there's white sauce.

It's not the white sauce from the corner stores on the bodeggas.

It's just like terrible yogurt, like the jerk one.

That's what I'm saying.

That jerk is bad.

But this whatever, this one was called on the menu.

I'm not thank you, thank you, thank you.

I'm not crazy.

That's the worst shot I ever takes into my life.

It's so fucking bad.

That's bad.

You have bad, all right?

So now one better than that one, the regular one, not the jerk one.

So what am I biting into here?

That's probably shore.

No, I can't see there's soy sauce on it?

What what type of meat?

There's no meat, I know, but like the soy what is.

To Okay, all right, go ahead, you go first.

Yeah, this is supposed to be what a barbecue barbecue went writing at the same time.

Wait, but I'm trying to think with real barbecue sauce.

Is there anything animal product in there?

Stuff?

No, I'm cool, I'm cool.

I don't like stuff that appears like I don't.

I don't like fake wings anywhere.

Listen, man, some animals should die, That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, all right, Well.

The first knac was good.

That's why.

That's the only w whate I'm gonna keepating what the product.

Is that we?

All?

Right?

So why do they try to make it?

I don't even like the way it looks out?

Here's my thing.

I understand why lesbians use diodos.

Oh fuck you, even if they don't like Dick.

I imagine that's the sensation that works how the Lord put it together.

You can like Dick and not like mane, go ahead, fair.

Why do vegans try to make the ship?

Why does this like?

Why are you trying to make it even look like chicken?

Because people miss chicken?

Duff, I'm not one of those people.

But so you're basically a lesbian?

No, no, I don't know how you got to that, but no, I'm done, definitely not a lesbian.

Man calls himself a lesbian?

Well does your wife have to be vegan.

No, no, so whatever you want.

What's your favorite animal, like in the forest, like in the world, Like what sends for saving the animals right now?

Like?

What's your favorite animals?

I love elephants, man post love elephants.

Why they're just like so so majestic.

They're majestic, so beautiful.

You see an elephant give birth.

Yeah, that's fucking crazy, right, They just shout.

It out and keep walking and then the babies he's walking, the baby comes out, welcome.

What's your favorite animal?

Cheetah?

Why?

And well, you know why our favorite animals?

And chetah because she likes something that run away, because she's a cheetah.

I get it, because she's cheating.

Gotcha?

Anyway, I like cheetahs.

They're really fast, they don't fuck.

With humans, and then they don't funk with humans.

They don't be bothering humans.

And then how many humans just be chilling with cheetahs.

But other animals will attack, like other animals in the jungle will attack a human.

There's like maybe two reported cheetah attacks in the world.

Like cheetah, let me see the ballistics.

How did they get the right cheetah?

You know ballistics they have to do with guns, right, It's okay, It's okay, it's Thanksgiving that kids don't gotta know how to read.

Yeah, cheetahs don't be fucking nobody.

Yeah, but anytime a human is killed by animals, it's the humans fault.

Yeah, you was just are you over there norange your business?

For sure?

But I like panda bears too.

I think pandas are really cute.

Panas and kalas, they're cute.

Koalas get comdio.

You know they called it from you and your people.

I've never fucked to wall I can assure you.

Can you assure me.

If there's one thing I can tell you, I've never sucked.

I've never seen aalk.

I've had chameenia.

Thought so otters are my favorite animal.

Is there anybody during Thanksgiving like y'all don't look forward to like any family members, y'all don't look forward to one beer Charlie.

I told you all about him, my uncle.

They call one beer Charlie.

He's coming one beer Charlie.

I told we had a whole episode about that.

I told you only bring one beer.

Yeah, he bring the one to talk in tall.

Boy ye's all I take for him to start talking about the Jews.

No, that's a sick nigga, that walking around with one tall can of bite.

And then he come to my house every time, like put that dog up.

All my dog's dead.

Now she won't be there.

Damn.

That just made me really sad.

But every other Thanksgiving he's like, yo, put that dog up.

She lived here and you didn't bring ship.

I have like a I have a big dog.

But she's friendly like she's she was.

She's an American bully, but she she want her to fly.

Oh okay, she liter though you ain't bring ship, ain't bring her nod tooy, no offerings, no beer, ain't bring.

The rolls like bring you would have play with the can.

People there drinking the.

This is how, of course we're recording this before Thanksgiving.

It's coming out with Thanksgiving.

This is what my dad text me at four nineteen pm my godfather's house in Jersey Shore.

He said, somebody forgot to put the hidden key back at the shorehouse.

Kevin has a doctor appointment tomorrow.

Any chance I can stay at your house tonight?

I had no idea my dad was even in New Jersey.

He be moving and grove.

But I had no fucking idea he be moving and groover.

I didn't know he was coming for Thanksgiving.

No way, fucking he lived a good life man.

Not even a heads up?

Y'all being Jersey, Yo, can I stay a y ouse?

You figured it out?

Yeah, you figured out how to move through life.

I'm just at my winter bail and just.

Said stayed house.

You got your little camper joint?

Like it ain't that call out?

It's not yet?

Doesn't they have heating?

Uh?

Like I've been in it once.

I didn't stay the night.

Oh.

I feel like.

I'm trying to figure out if I could ever date a man that was like riding around with a babe.

No, why you can't date a nigga that I got a bedroom condom?

Don't do that.

That's not true.

Okay, you can date them?

Is it gonna work out?

Whatever?

What's the first Thanksgiving you guys did with a significant other.

I've only done one.

I've only done one, only done one, but both families coming together at my crew?

Oh that's what you're doing.

Oh No, I've never I've never done that.

That guy needs together in one house on thanks and even so much race of them.

Also people that aren't like really I consider them family, but they're not blood.

Like.

That's how big that Thanksgiving was.

We just had everybody there.

I was, Oh, it was incredible.

Actually, probably one of my favorite Thanksgivings ever.

Like, who's the fool who who's responsible for most of the food.

News I My suggestion was, let's just let all the guy in the side.

They cook way better than that.

But my mom, as stubborn as she is, I'm a cook too, So it was both sides we had.

We had all the fold out tables everything of traditional Thanksgiving and good Thanksgiving, and you could clearly see what side it was picked.

You can see what was delight.

I will say this, we made a lot of turkey noodle soup for the next two weeks.

First of all, turkey noodle soup is good.

Fuck y'all.

Turkey noodle soup you take the left from turkey is good?

Why niggas that's chicken little soup.

It's with turkey.

Yeah, but it's the same thing.

It's good.

I'm gonna do the same thing.

That's my favorite part of outside of doing the sandwich.

The next day with cranberry sauce and.

Cranberry sauce on the sandwich is nasty.

You are out of your Look at the white term, the white term, at the riot.

The way they spread the mayo on the sandwich the day after Thanksgiving.

You spread that cranberry sauce on the bread.

Like it's supposed to be mayo.

It's supposed to be mayle.

You can do some male with a cranberry sauce.

I'm like met at that.

The sandwich you leave it open, like a hot open.

Usually I do it on rye bread.

See please, you know what I'm talking about.

Why they agree on white shit?

Usually I do on a right road.

So it's it's an open sandwich because it's all.

Right the next day, I'm still eating it.

When I when I was eating a.

Little bit, a little mash in the sandwich starts on starch, like I'll do that.

Mashed potatoes on the sandwich is just.

A little light, just a little light, light, little touches, just like all the leftovers and between.

Ry Okay, okay, So it sounds a little aggressive, But if it's light mash, that's just it's almost like a.

It's like a like a sauce it's like a turkey sandwich.

Yeah, it's just a turkey sandwich.

Okay, oh yeah.

Stuff, I mean stuffing on the sand stuffing on before I even put the turkey there.

Yeah, no, I've never had that took.

Yeah, I just I'm usually just so what are you guys doing?

Left I just well, we eat our lefto like the plate we eat again, like the same place we had already made.

We got, Yeah, my play already made.

I put it in a microwave by twelve o'clock in the afternoon.

You put everything on it except the potato saladotato salad and the cranberry and.

Cranberry, so you do all that that's in the ft A terrible joke at the time that this pot is and at the moment.

But Thanksgiving might be the only thing we're creative at over black people.

We were creative how the whole thing pushed out.

But you guys just heat you're just heating up leftovers.

We're getting busy making sandwiches.

Y'all don't have to because your food is fucking nasty.

Yeah that's what that's why you have to get.

And yeah, put a little more on the us.

We got the plate that we had last night.

We're gonna run that back the next day and then.

But yes, I do make turkey sandwiches, but I just do male.

Maybe a little bit of hot sauce if you feeling like it, but the turkey sandwich is good, and a little bit of the gravy that you have on the side.

I'm gonna have some more spinach, some more man.

I was so jealous.

Of my black friends going up.

They have mac and cheese at their Thanksgiving.

Yeah, yeah, because that's that's not y'all get mashed potatoes, right, I've never made mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving.

That is definitely some white shit.

That's some white I love mashed potatoes.

Don't get that shit twisted as much as I love mac and cheese.

If you take mashed potatoes away from Thanksgiving, because.

We always had either green bean, We always had green bean and potatoes as well as potato salad.

So mashed potatoes is just that's a lot of potato, Like we just didn't need that.

A lot of carbs.

I don't fuck with the carbs.

That's whatever.

Because and we're also have yams, y'all.

You gonna the calls over at night right, baby, Yeah, don't do Yeah, yeah, but we don't do you cool?

I just said you're gonna work the cabs over at night.

That's all.

Not a food back up a refrigerator.

Okay, exactly, that's exactly.

You wanna going to Georgia.

You spend the things giving that this year.

To cook?

Yeah?

He going with you?

Who is he?

Oh?

I was talking about the key.

Yeah exactly, you know, but no, I would be.

This would be my first Thanksgiving actually not spending it with a significant other and so shy that.

Yes, my ex has been coming to my house for Thanksgiving for the past five years.

I know that's what you were wondering.

Yet that I didn't wonder, and I knew that I'm saying I wonder.

I was wonder if he had the nervous show up this year.

No, m good man, Let that man move on.

Yeah, I'm gonna tell your popst'm don't let him in the prip.

You're gonna tell my pops and ship not to do, not to let somebody in something.

Listen, what about you?

Uh?

I mean, I'm doing my rounds to my godfather's house and do my cousin's house.

We're starting at my house because my mother again is super stubborn and has to cook, and I'm like, we really don't need to.

Do all this.

That's your way of just talking.

Mom, she doesn't have to cook.

Oh no, she wants to cook.

I said, let's just do lunch.

Then let's just do lunch.

Then we're going to my godfather's house and we're going to my cousin's house.

Because I want Tomora like not to be like too deep into the weeds of like my childhood versus Amara's.

Like I was the only child, Like our thanksgivings weren't like super big at all.

And my godfather's family he married an Italian woman that had nine siblings, and there's gonna be forty five people there, including like fifteen kids.

Like seven fishes, you know, neither here north there?

Yeah, seven fishes.

That's how I know.

The only relationship you have was with it time.

How do you know about suff Like, how you know?

How do you know?

How about fishes?

What?

Man?

How do you know about it?

I'm just saying I've seen it.

I've seen I've seen this.

Did you eat?

Yeah?

Absolutely?

So I want them to be around a bunch of kids like I don't want her holidays to be small, like I want her to look forwards holidays.

So, yeah, we're gonna do our rounds.

And you know my cousin both my cousins have two kids, three girls and one son.

Like, yeah, smart, run around and have some happy holidays instead of sitting in my fucking house.

Yeah, and my dad's camper and bring a plate down.

You're bringing a plate down in the camp.

Yeah, you know you're probably with y'all.

Got to bring his plate in the camp.

But outside of the house.

Mind, you be sleeping in the bathroom.

He left the bedroom to go to the camper.

Jake is sick, so.

Like you think like him and your mom could ever like like fucking.

I'm sorry you ain't some bullshit the rest of this macaby, I mean, I would hope so.

Your parents hrump again.

What's all up?

No?

Nothing, I'm just.

I mean sex and I wouldn't say intimacy because they ate each other.

But I think that's that's important.

Hate is very intimate, by the way, but that's another conversation.

Hate is a very intimate.

It might be the most intimate feeling of all time.

Hello, yeah, even think about that.

It's crazy.

No, for real hate.

It requires a lot of your emotion to hate someone, Like that's a very close thing.

I agree with that.

Yeah, Like, hey, I can be candid.

At least on this episode because I think it will be we'll be doing Thanksgiving at this time.

I don't think my mom's gonna watch it.

But there was definitely times when I.

Was in high school I was like, I just wish my mom woul smokes some weed and gets some dick, Like you gotta calm down some of your.

Throats in high school.

Yeah, you smoke weed and get you need to calm down.

Yeah, I feel fans can get a little you could, you could, but it was really you.

You.

We don't realize how much it was us as high school.

Oh No, I was definitely agar handful to deal with for sure.

And yeah, absolutely, but some weed and some.

Dick, maybe that's no one to take the edge off for things.

Yeah, And I mean my mom was never good at hiding ship, so I feel like I would have known if she was, like, you know, seeing somebody.

Yeah, or buzzing herself asleep.

They didn't really do that back in the day.

Yeah, they didn't have toys, but buzzing.

This was four.

I don't like.

Did they just have those?

They had?

They've had vibrators in four?

Yes, they exist in four, Yes.

Sir, I was young.

I didn't know about.

It's probably the big ones you just started plugging into the wall.

Oh my god, But you.

Know it was it was something there though them shit used to be so big?

What the virlay?

I don't know.

I didn't why y'all both look at me like that.

I didn't know where we was going with that.

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It's something that I've been wanting to ask you.

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Jesus Christ, So you're cooking again, baby?

Did?

Is anybody else cooking?

Charging me?

And so I'm always in charge of the mac.

My mother is always in charge of the dressing because she makes the best dressing in the world that I've ever had.

Okay, and she's tried to pass it down to me, but it's she.

Does it so good.

That.

It's like, I don't even want to learn this ship.

I'm sorry, I actually caught some of the jerk chicken again, just doubling down.

I feel like somebody had Yes, that's actually exactly how it tastes.

Yes, you described that perfectly.

Yes, oh my god, that's still bad.

I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

Yeah, but regularly you see them, yeah, leat them back on.

But yeah, my mother is getting older.

So the older she gets, the less things she's in charge of.

Like, so now she's just really making the pound cake, the potato salad and the dress and everything else is me.

It's rough.

It's a rough life to live.

Okay, Well, I mean I'm sure everybody's looking forward to the baby d in the kitchen.

Want to they are?

They just buy you like a dope apron, like a personalized apron.

Did you get you set up in the kitchen the right way?

I gotta go do grocery shop.

My sister be like, here, here go some money to wear groceries and that's it.

She won't even go get through groceries the money.

But how does it feel though that now that is your role?

I know that it's an it's an honor because it is.

It's an honor.

It's just.

Sometimes honors is talking about hate feeding people.

It was very I love feeding.

I love feeding the people that I love.

I love cooking for the people that I love on.

A daily basis.

Red wine reduction and what was it?

What else was the peace from scratch red wine reduction?

Was it the chocolate volcano cake?

What did she make a chocolate LoVa cake?

Did she make a lava cake from scratch?

Right, I'm making Low I'm actually making Low Maine tonight.

So that's why I'm not getting full on this ship.

Yeah, you can't get full with the bake the mad because I'm hungry.

The mack is good, the regular.

It made me miss Hammurger Helper.

Yeah, that's what it reminds me.

I was a Hamburger Helper kid when I was growing up.

Would you guys believe that I make really really good green beans with bacon like with.

That's what That's what I'm cooking today as you're listening to this.

Yes, that's my vote?

Whose pick was that?

Rory?

Right?

The southern green beans?

But you but with the beef broth and the bacon, cook the beans and the same grease as the bacon with the bacon back in like mean with you, it's.

Fire but but you, but you you know because I know that you ripped the bacon with your hands, the bacon.

He ripped the bacon been like this like with bacon and dropping it in the beans and then doing this.

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

That's the that's the real that's the sauce right there, that's the real play in the season.

And when you do this to get it off your fingers, Rory cooking is sick.

I already know how you look at the kitchen.

Bro I'm not I'm not.

I'm not kitchen.

I'm pretty I can cook, but I can't.

I can't cook like the maras I keep yourself a lot.

Yeah, yeah, like I can't make food for people.

I'm not to her degree, but I'm there.

Yo.

I'll tell you.

One time I was at Puffs House.

I saw Saltbey do his Saltbey thing, and I had watched him pause for like thirty minutes before that.

I ain't seen wash his hands once, and you still hate that.

There wasn't enough.

Everyone ran to the Saltbet burgers.

I was like, d would I would have hate one?

Yeah?

But Jerski got to it before me.

Keeping your eyes on another man hands for thirty minutes is gay.

He's cooking food, Yeah, you don't even got gloves on, like.

What he's doing, Like watch him, man, sure that what you're doing over there?

And it was so bad.

So it's kind of like just watching his routine, seeing what his presentation, you know what I mean.

And it's wild to just call somebody so bad.

That's crazy.

They kind of like not canceled his career.

But when they figured out that gold Steak ship was fake or whatever, is it over for No, I've not seen him.

I think he has some time.

Yea, he went in Vegas, but they out of that ship for all the gold Steak being faked?

Was it Poppy Steak that's the new like hot Spot?

Yeah, it's like, fam, I just want my food production that you have.

Like I'm just I'm not above like trying things for the fucking them.

But I've never like found any allure to that type of stuff, like let's go pay fifteen thousand dollars for a steak to come to a briefcase like is the state good?

Yeah?

Probably not?

Honestly, Like what are we doing this.

I mean I've never had it obviously, but I was never a fan of don't give me a production in the show before you bring my food to me, like Bennie Hannes was was it for me?

Like once he made like the heart fried rice and then put dispatch on, they made it seem like.

It was the heart was beating.

I was like you, I said, I was just give me my ship.

Dog.

I'm sitting here, I'm hungry as a motherfucker.

You told me I had to wait for seven other people that don't know to come and sit down before.

We can start eating.

Like, fuck the heartbeat fried Rice, give me my.

What about when he did the train, yeah, all of that ship mind, y'all can judge me.

What you did.

You gonna throw the shrimp tails in your mouth?

I know you did.

I know what Baby did be doing with.

I ain't gonna tell us about Ibby there with the Sobby there for the saki and then like I'll keep going and he be like out.

Of saki and you know how to swallow with your mouth open the step blog.

This is when I was on the head.

Baby he definitely got to swallow the saki with her mouth open the nigga, score the champ.

She didn't even joke.

Maybe the nigga.

He was like, yo, it's almost and called baby, stay out of them people places man.

Hey making.

When I was getting my teeth drilled down and they had to put like the mouthpiece in to get the attempts that are right here, and they they pushed that ship like back.

That just said you don't have a gag reflex, And I said, yeah.

That's like right, that's not a good No, that's not a good thing.

You should have one a gag.

Not having a gag reflex.

It's like the way when somebody something in your throat in your own gag, you.

Uh yeah, So you should have a gag reflection people that have.

I was like, I was gagging, so you have.

You have a good gag reef that.

Yeah, he stunck that whole ship.

That's why you can't get your bills paid.

By the nose is running and he called you a good girl.

Your just call you a good girl is crazy because you gotta kind of just wait till he finished.

You gotta let him just keep doing what he's doing.

But after you get up, you gotta fight him.

Though, Doc thank you for all that.

But let's step outside.

I'm telling me I'm a good girl after you put Faithy from.

One of my overst drivers called me a good girl one time.

I said, I felt so uncomfortable because like he looked in the mirror and staid it.

He said, because he told me to put my seatbelt on, I feel like arguing him.

I just put it on.

He was like, good girl, whoa Yo.

You didn't report him.

I can't report him for saying a good girl, because like you the freaked out one, they gonna tall you.

The freaked out one.

Because while you're thinking you could be like, yo, I'm me calling me a good girl.

First, I'm a grown ass woman.

Hello, good girl?

Because I put my seat lunch.

That's a predator.

That was just show for you around the city, good girl?

What you thought my ship with the Houston TSA was bad?

When me and peing driver got what city?

That was?

When that fucking TSA agent told me to stay like I was a fucking dog.

I was wanting to roll over to Oh my god, Oh I know you ad them.

I knew you.

Said stay.

I was like, you want to roll over to?

Like the is wrong with you people are weird.

That's his case.

So I feel like I feel like I got to take world to like a real take him where you took me.

All right, this is awful.

We don't take him where you came.

I'm a bad bit cheat.

Now take him somewhere else.

Okay, I got somewhere I can take a word.

This's some good vegan food.

Wait, so what's the land not being food?

So we go to Caribbean vegan spot.

But I could just go to a Koreban spot.

But I'm gonna take you to the Caribbean vegans flock, like.

The place he took me to.

I would go.

Even though I have the choice to eat meat, I would still go to that place.

I would eat the samburger over any day.

Yeah, or food just about the restaurant went to is It's not even on the same level.

Not even this is a slot.

He fed you slop.

It was the only options we had, baby everything else.

Trying to show that right.

And then the one spot that was the soulfud spot they closed in April.

I didn't even know that.

I learned that today when I got I was like that, Yeah, when you were searching.

It closed in April.

I had no idea to do it.

Clothes.

Can you tell us your vegan journey, Like, did you cut out meat before you tried a bunch of vegan spots?

Like, let me see this is even doable.

Yeah, that's how it happened.

I stopped eating red meat probably two thousand and five, and I was just on chicken, seafood, you know, turkey, things like that.

And then in twenty eighteen, I stopped eating chicken.

I remember that.

Yeah, every time every time I've been into chicken, my mouth would start watering like spring Walter, Like, I feel like I got to throw up.

I didn't know what it was.

It wasn't cleaning it, no, but.

It was no matter where it was home, cook, restaurant, any chicken I've been into, immediately I felt like I was biting into flesh.

Like somebody's arm.

Yeah, so I was, And I just started I was like, what under chicken?

But I'm talking about And I don't know what he's saying, because there's times when I've eaten chicken too much eggs, I'm the same way.

What and when the next time I eat it, I'm like it tastes like animals.

It tastes.

It's just like I can't think like I was.

It was crazy.

So then I gave up chicken.

I was like, I'm done with chicken.

I went pescatarian for like two years, got tired of that.

I was like, bro, if I eat one more fucking salmon.

You had, you had every green room like this was like it was rough.

Yeah.

I gave that up.

And then I met a vegan chef and you know, he started meal prepping me and started like introducing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So when I had that, I was like, this is vegan.

I was like, I can definitely eat this.

And so then that started me going down the journey of just like finding different spots, finding different you know, ways of making vegan products or vegan food and things like that.

And that was what twenty twenty so June this year made five years.

God damn.

Yeah.

I mean I can cut out red meat and pork, easy chicken, and dairy.

I don't know if I could ever do that.

Well, I've been gave up dairy.

That s there is actually not that hard for me to give up.

Even with the shitty jerk chicken and white sauce.

The fake cheese is not.

Bad, Like this tastes like regular cheese to me, but it's regular.

Cheese is harder to give up than heroin.

Oh no, for sure, sugar is harder to give up than anything like cheese.

They've done studies on that, like dairy.

Like, like I said, last week, I had a regular plane slice of pizza.

I still do that every.

Now and then, but like I probably won't eat another slice of cheese pizza for the next five months, so like once every six months I might have.

Yeah, I'm mad.

I'm mad I missed that, like when they were like it is like more I had pizza, like I hate one like mare like cheats on his diet and I miss it.

Yeah, I was like I saw it.

I was like, let me try because I've seen that pizza.

Like I don't know you ordered that pizza.

I've seen it.

So I'm like, let me see if this pizza is pizza.

Yeah, which is great?

Is in fact I think pizza?

I like, uh, was it Lindstreet, Linden Street.

That pizza is incredible.

Yeah, that's that's probably some of the best pizza in the city right now is Linden Street.

But yeah, so I'll do that every every now and.

Then I'll eat a slice of slice of regular pizza.

Best pizza in the Bronx in the Bronx.

On the Concourse for them in the Concos they used to have a good slice.

And then on my block it was mister Ricos on Jerome in one ninety if.

They had a good pizza there for a lot of years.

But some of the best pizzas.

It's on Dykeman.

It's in dykement On.

I want to say, that's on is that is that Dykeman in Nagel.

It's the Pizzeri.

It's the famous Pizzeri Indictment.

They have one of the best slices in the city.

It used to be Corning that pizza down on I think it's on Broadway, Upper West Side.

They used to have a good slice of the And I know we're getting logo.

What is the pizza spot in the Bronx by Yankee Stadium that has the sesame seeds on the crust.

That's my favorite spot in the Bronx.

It's like Yankee Stadium.

It's like it's on Jerome.

Nah, it's on a concourse probably like one sixty third or something like that.

Too local at this point but.

Was starting the concourse that sounds familiar though it has like has sesame seeds on.

The Cross News News done that for years my whole life.

Yeah, so I probably had that before, but I never really went outside of like because you get pizza you close to home, like I've never been away from home.

Was that I want a pizza?

Yeah, I would wait I get back to the hood.

So I never really ate pizzas in too many different neighborhoods, but definitely dyking that pizza spot up there is one of the best pieces you can get in the city.

What happened this year in music that you're very thankful for?

What happened this year?

Music that I'm thankful for besides the super Bowl?

Was that this year?

Yeah?

Damn that for like like it was two years.

What happened in music this year that I'm thankful for?

I'm just gonna repeat my masspil take the Legend series of Massaco they did with the Legend saries was was was probably one of my favorite things that happened in a long time, only because the attention of detail that they gave it.

I think we got incredible albums from all of the artists.

I think slick Rick is Still Coming was the first one O his came out already.

Somebody Else's That's the album That's coming now?

Is the DJ premiered that album?

That was?

That was dope.

The Legend series, I think it's dope.

Outside of that in music, I don't.

I mean, yeah, they will kill me for but I do.

I did.

I did like what Drake did with Iceman, only because it was different.

We never had a live stream like that from an artist that big, that was trying something different.

And then abandon it.

So to have that, I think that moment was dope because it was just like, you know, we never had that from the artist to just take that caliber, take that type of chance visually and live stream and then the audio was was so clear, the vision, the video was so clear.

It was like it was just something that was was different.

I think that we all no matter you know, the battleship is the battle, but no matter that aside.

I think that we all sat down collectively and tuned in to those to those episodes just to watch it and just see.

We didn't know exactly what we were looking at.

We didn't know what to expect.

But I think at that moment and just an artist of Drake's caliber trying something different.

I thought it was dope this year.

Okay, Rory, it's funny to say I'm thankful for the Clips.

Even though it led to.

Shit to say, what did it lead to the Clips?

It's nothing to clips Yoh.

Yes, yes, I forgot about that.

I was so happy about about the Clips album for sure.

I mean that that was my favorite part of the year to get an album from one of my favorite groups and it being at that caliber.

So very happy for that.

You almost called you a this weekend to pull up on you.

I went to a funeral in co Op City and I was I was close by you, but I was like, let me not just pull up on them.

All was address.

Wouldn't been able to pull up.

I know, but I could just go to the area that he lives in and.

Just drop around.

Definitely, Yeah, you know what all you know, I have not been in co Op City in.

So long, and you haven't been in a car I used to be in called all the time.

Every time I dropped fast they going home.

I just look at the buildings like that's a good time.

One of my one of my childhood friends mothers passed.

So I went to the funeral on Friday.

Friday Friday.

Yeah, they we went to the concert, and I was sitting there, like, you know, co Op City legendary.

Nothing's changing there about the legends exactly.

There's just more police camerasts.

But it's the same thing legendary.

Co Op City is the legendary.

R had some great times in co Op City.

But yeah, I almost called you to pull up to your crib but you know, in my black suit.

But but I saved you.

Yo, Na see, you can't come out with no black suit.

What I'm checking you for a wire funeral?

Go change, don't come to my crib car.

Yeah, oh no, you change that.

I had my crocs that I changed my I changed my shoes, okay to drive.

But you can't do that.

You can't just show up somebody's house in black suit.

That's just weird.

I tried to didn't even try to show your house with my newborn.

But you had to get your will.

I wasn't home.

What do you want me to do?

I was not home, bro, I was not home.

I almost called you to see what excuse it would have been this time?

Probably that was more for content in my head.

I was like, I want to what an excuse if I just pull up to what was this Saturday?

It was Friday.

I was on late Friday night, go back late?

Well, this was that ar started at eleven.

I went out.

I had went out to eat Friday night.

You know, so this would have been before in the daytime early.

Oh yeah, I was home.

I don't know how many funerals that are start at nine p m.

No, some funerals you like the view and be like six service started like seven.

Is the wake was Thursday?

But I couldn't recording straight and days.

Okay, yeah, So Tyler to Creator won Apple Music's Artist of the Year.

Do you think that's valid?

Sure?

Yeah, you know what, I'm taking a page out of Rory's book.

I'm doing that from now.

Sure, why not?

Why not?

Who am I I'm not at all.

I'm not a recording artist or like, oh my yes.

If they feel like Tyler is the artist of the year, If they feel like Tyler to Create is the artist of the year, who am I to say he's.

Not twenty twenty five?

Who would your artist of the year be for twenty twenty five?

Ship the way someone living on her wraps.

Do you want to go to this Leon?

Just texting for full names.

I'm not going.

Yeah, no, I'm not going.

You guys are gonnaybe go to show by myself.

Yeah, you just said you weren't going when I asked you.

You definitely didn't say that.

Le Yo brom taken order.

You have the easy Monday only.

I don't know that he don't.

He don't.

I'm just saying, you want to go.

Tell put me on the list for the after party.

Don't tell him that.

I know you want to know.

There isn't part saw.

I saw it advertise on the side.

Of a bus.

There is an after party?

Who is after?

Who is advertising an after party on a bus for a Leon Thomas concert.

I'm just saying that that can't be real.

Who was spending that money?

He had a budget to promote his after party?

Well, it was the bus stop.

I'm sure he got hired for after party and someone else's paying.

I'm sure he got a fee.

Who is Who's party?

Always been a thing though?

On the US, like on.

The like after a concert, there was the bus stop.

It's not even a concert though, Where is he performing at?

Uh?

No, he's Brooklyn Paramount.

We talked about this on an episode before.

Yeah, but having the having the advertisement on the bus stop for a show at Brooklyn Paramount.

It's not for the show, it's for the after party.

Yeah, but that ain't I don't know.

Time's changed.

Listen, sure, go sure, listen.

I want y'all.

Why not?

Why not?

Who am I?

Who am I page?

I'm just existing?

Who am I?

Listen?

Tell me?

I thank you though, But I'm not gonna I'm not.

I'm not putting Demaris's name.

Should put his name with your last name.

I don't put my name.

I'm not going just in case you changed.

I'm not going to change my mind.

She's sounds like she's standing on business.

You know how the show starts at seven or eight.

It's five thirty one.

What do you do that work?

He's going to get on stage at at nine o'clock.

Yeah, but I'm not rushing.

Home in the rush and you in Brooklyn it's right there.

I'm gonna drive you.

I'm gonna drive you home.

You get changed, yo, I'm huh.

She time.

Dog, that's gonna be like it gonna be packed in.

Their gonna be packed, said listen.

Let me tell you something, my baby, when I see she started living like, I'm not even listening to that because she is all cat it's all bullshit.

Whatever she on right now, she's not telling us about him.

No, that's so based off the energy on the No, you already know what's happening.

She ain't fucking around with that no more.

That's what I mean.

That's past a nigga.

No, that's the reason she baby did what you want?

You want some more mac baby yo?

Nah oh man, So what's up?

Like y'all know, y'all know, y'all know, end of the year.

Every year, trying to do these end of the year, y'all fire somebody like who next?

What you did?

Get fired?

This year?

You got fired.

You didn't get Marson.

I was just a little you know, it was fun to watch you go through that though, because.

You're a terrible person.

He was panicking and I'm like, what it just you, As Tory would say, sometimes you go through hiccups.

That's the fact.

That's the fact.

That was just a little hiccup, a little hiccup.

It wasn't the main character of the day too, that was it was somebody else.

It's a good well, this has been great.

I didn't get the food that I wanted Ordy to try the marriage because they weren't open until later, but we still I still make sure Rory gets another shot at this vegan thing.

But it was fun to sit down and just break bread with y'all and talk some ship for a little while.

Thank you for everybody subscribing to Patreon.

We appreciate y'all.

We're about to get into Patreon and I have a question for you to Maarson.

I were in a group chat with a.

Friend yesterday and they were trying to call me a hater.

But we're gonna talk about it on patroon.

So part two of our dinner will be available for Patreon, So go and subscribe.

But for the rest of y'all, I just don't think she's happy, happy Thanksgiving.

Don't be a hater, don't hate not yet.

I just don't think she happy.

That if you don't think she has like yo as a man, right, that one I need to make.

Sure she has that woman's happy.

How you know that?

How you know she not?

Because it's like it's just called intuition.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

She's smiling the same smiling intuition.

Ain't tell you that she was faking the moorgasms.

And we'll talk to y'all soon.

Be safe, be blessed.

I'm that nigga.

He's just ginger.

She did not come