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Speaker 2Willian happy twenty twenty six.
That welcome back.
It's a whole new year.
Speaker 3I was trying to give you some like effects.
Oh, I wanted to sound like it was like twenty yeah the studio no, you know, splices enable to now too.
So you had a great break just like me.
You have all the sound effects, all the sound effects.
We are back twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2Rory, it does like it feels like a Jetson's year.
You're much much much older than me, like light years you like years older than twenty twenty six.
I still feels like futuristic to me.
I can only imagine someone born in the nineteen sixty.
Speaker 3I was born in the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 2I saw a tweet over the break that someone said, the young kids are calling people born in the nineties, the late nineteen hundreds.
I was like, all right, man, I wasn't born in the late nineteen.
Speaker 3He was born in the late nineteen hundred.
Yeah, y'all was born.
We was all born in the late nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 2How was your break?
It was cool?
Man.
Speaker 3Spent some time with the Fams and saw some friends that I haven't seen in a little while.
Caught up with some of my you know, old buddies and shit like that.
Old buddies, old buddies.
Man, everybody's getting older.
Man seeing all my friends.
Speaker 2Little a little rounder in the face.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
It's like, damn, that's what you be doing now on your off days.
You know, It's funny when you see like dudes used to run the streets with it, and then you see them as like grown men and it seeming like what they do.
You're like, this is what you do.
Like when you ain't got no like gotta work, you just be like, this is what you want.
Speaker 2It's like this is all I got.
Yeah.
I tried to do like a FaceTime with like the three high school friends that I still talk to on New Year's Eve.
Two out of three were already asleep.
This is at like eleven pm.
You got.
It was just it was just the waiting shit the whole time.
He was like, they're not even going People.
Speaker 3That fal asleep before the ball drop scared me though, like a father to not stay up.
Speaker 2What's crazy?
He is one of them is in Tucson, Arizona, so he was three hours behind us in a sleep.
Wow.
Speaker 3I was like all right, sleep at eight.
I don't trust you.
Speaker 1Yes, sleep at eight.
Speaker 3I don't trust you if you sleep at apn the news ain't even on yet.
You don't even know what's going on in the world yet.
Speaker 2I'll see it.
I'll see it at five am when I wake up.
Nah, man, I saw it with Foxing Friends in the morning.
Yeah, you gotta see.
Speaker 3Ryan Seacrest at midnight on New Year's You have to.
Speaker 2You actually don't, though, No, you don't have to.
Man if you in New York, you have to.
I mean, I feel like when Steve Harvey and Gronk took over that that could have been like I could have cut this stable.
But I mean then he smashed the lego Steve Harvey and their relationship was over.
Yeah, that was probably my favorite moment in recent time Square member.
Speaker 3Seeing twenty twenty six on the ball drop was just like it was crazy just seeing that number, Like, you don't you never thought I never thought I would see that number.
I never thought I like in real life, like imagine being in high school in the nineties and then you know, you said the the year, Yeah, twenty twenty six.
I thought we will all be dead at twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2And speaking of Time Square New Year's Eve, this is why I hate young hip hop Twitter.
I'm starting out as an old man hating out the gate.
All all the headlines on Twitter were Jada Kisses in Tome Square with no security.
Jadakis used to go to skate key with no security wherever.
They thought it was the craziest thing that kiss would be in Tome Square on New Yars even no security.
Jada kiss He walked School Street exactly scared Tom Square on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3Yeah that was I don't understand how people thought that was such a big deal.
Speaker 2Like Jada Kisses walked even he was joking, yo, no security, Like yeah, he was joking.
Speaker 3Much tougher streets than Tom Square, Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2But you didn't do anything at all.
I literally just watched the Knicks and ball drop and I went to sleep.
But I didn't do nothing.
Speaker 3I was in the house, you know, just cleaned up, you know, did all of that throughout the day, cleaned everything and got rid of a lot of stuff, you know, going into the New year kind of you know, just old rituals you do.
Speaker 2Did that.
Speaker 3I was going link up with and my friends but then I was just like for what to just come straight home after Like, it's just like I'm just chilling the cribs.
So I was home, Yeah, FaceTime my sister and my nephew.
New Year's my sister.
You know, she's holy rolling in the church, he prayed.
I like it, so I did, you know.
I tried to had to act like I was praying to you, just close yours.
Speaker 2She's seen combat.
It's a relationship with the Lord than you.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I just took a quick nap.
That was it.
Speaker 3Quick thirty second nap.
Why she preak, But that was it.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Yeah, it just brought Christmas too.
Was just chilling.
I had a very very calm break, which I needed and loved.
Yeah.
Speaker 3Spent a lot of time chilling, relaxing, get some rest.
Yeah, and that was it, man.
Speaker 2Yeah.
I had to awkwardly break to my family that Christmas, Eve and Christmas would be sober this year.
Mmm.
Like my mom was like, yo, you want to stop by legistoring yourself?
Like nah, She was like, all right, do you want me to go?
I said nah.
She was like all right, So what are we going to drink?
Nothing?
There's celica water in the fresh.
Yeah yeah, raspberry the lime I think it is.
It's flavord yeah yeah.
So nothing is more awkward than a sober Irish holiday.
Yeah.
I feel like I actually got to know my parents for the first time in thirty five years.
What did they do?
It was cool, it was just it was quiet, it was calm.
I realized that a lot of my family we suppressed things naturally, and alcohol will everything you were thinking of the whole year will explode.
It.
It's like an Irish Tyler Perry dinner scene.
So I'll tell you I had nothing to talk about.
It was.
It was just like, so, how's so mars counting?
It was so but I was like arriving and loving the like.
It was so fun to just watch adults have to be themselves.
Speaker 3Yeh, it was weird, that's funny.
I decided that I'm not smoking twenty six.
I don't believe that shit.
I haven't smoked year.
Speaker 2Knew me.
Speaker 1January January.
But this nigga right here is going to do a fucking unhigh fucking whole year.
Speaker 3All right, cool, but more than I've I've gone four years without smoking before.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's not hard.
Thirty years ago, no was it.
Speaker 3That's not hard for me to do, like to stop smoking, it's really not hard.
Speaker 1Like, well, what you're gonna do to supplement because smoke and be balancing out your mood.
I ain't really got too much for you if I.
Speaker 3Never smoke before I see you, you don't smoke in the morning.
Not hell, No, I'm not waking Baker.
Speaker 2I don't do that.
Nah.
I've never been that guy, but Hi'm all on the pods the few times we have him is one of my favorite.
Like, I wouldn't mind if you do the little waken Baker.
Speaker 3But I'll smoke here like on you know, on Patreon sometimes I would, but like before I come to the to the student in the morning, so I never smoke.
Speaker 2You get high mall with a girl here, Nah, he's gonna be that's Will Chamber points.
Speaker 1We just saw the footage over the break.
Can't tell each other out.
He's gonna be too cool.
I don't want to see how mall risen up.
No, Chick, I need silly mal I like drunk law drunks.
Mall is my favorite.
Speaker 3Can I ask you this, baby, whenever you ever see me rise up and chick, we're letting maybe they just get like, when have you ever baby seen me?
Like documented in his wrist bag, when have you ever seen that in my house?
Would be smoke.
Speaker 2That was razed game, that's crazy.
The Riz meet the Riz, the Riz Riddler meter was nuts.
No, that was me.
That was risometer for sure.
Oh that was friends.
That was friends, just we made we have We should probably re upload that and put the risometer next to it.
As as the episode progresses, you just love.
Speaker 3That's a friend, man, that doesn't count.
That's friends.
Gosh, that's friendship.
We were just catching up on the couch.
Speaker 2That was it.
That was like real time, y'all.
Was just let in on that.
Speaker 3Like the cameras just happened to be it.
Speaker 2Was my house.
Speaker 3Yeah, it just happened.
But we just happened to set up the cameras like you were opening your doors to me.
We just happened to set up the cameras.
Like that's how the conversation would have went went out of the camp.
Speaker 2Yeah, we didn't plan for episode.
No, no, come on, man, you know this is us.
Man, this is us Baby, Me and Peage almost went to Belize for New Year's almost almost how do you own?
It was like a ninety eight percent chance.
The court shut it down.
But me, me and Peage was about to just be in Belize for forty eight hours.
The court shut it down.
Yeah, which, well I'll tell you off Mike.
Okay, No, we was about to be out.
We was about to be on the compound going nuts with our SPF.
Oh my gosh.
Like I was more excited, not it was for work purposes, We're gonna shoot some stuff down there.
I was more excited to just FaceTime the group with me and Peage, like, not tell y'all anything.
Speaker 3Oh god, I'm so glad that got canceled.
That's just disgusting to bring it in new year like that.
Speaker 2And I said, page is the most the wildest text, like, yo, you want to go to Belize tomorrow?
And he said sure.
Didn't ask any follow up questions nothing.
Speaker 3Can we see how many flights have left Kansas headed to Belief.
I don't think no flight has ever left Cans He.
Speaker 2Said yes, And his only follow up was let me know so I could pack up the equipment.
Speaker 3Okay, that makes sense, though we were right, we were ready.
We's gonna shoot something.
Yeah, that makes sense if it's work.
But I just wanted to like to know how many flights leave Kansas City to Belieze.
I budgeted things that once once a week.
You gotta get them up flight once a week.
Who the fuck is going to believes for Kansas City?
Speaker 2And I'm so ignorant.
I don't even realize how big believes were.
I just thought there was like one airport that I go to the map, I'm like, I should probably figure out where we're shoot at yea to where.
Speaker 3I said clear Belieze City.
But oh, there's actually a flight with every other hour.
Oh ship, I didn't know that drugs.
It's Kansas, you know.
Speaker 2Just is the airport in Kansas?
Speaker 3Is that like a uh it's the International Airwood Oh okay, then yeah that makes sense.
I'm seeing all these flights.
They got to be international.
What airports are not JFK's now, I mean the waters International.
Speaker 2Oh yeah that's true.
So yeah, I was about to have a crazy New Year's Eve, but it ended up falling apart.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm glad.
I'm glad that y'all didn't.
Yeah, and want to believe that's too much.
No, I would have been fun.
They want to believee for twenty four hours it's hilarious.
No, it sounds like a great time.
I just just like y'all pale.
Speaker 2We would have spent more time in the air than we would have like in Belieze.
Yes, and it would have been worth just FaceTime you guys if like, what the fuck are y'all doing?
Yeah, that would have been nasty.
Baby did.
How was your holiday?
I was your break?
I missed you.
You're a liar.
I tried to get it off.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Yeah, I hate when a nigga lie to me no more that baby did.
Speaker 2Yeah, we know about.
Speaker 1Say ain't no more niggas line I got.
Speaker 3I'm telling you right now, I got my list of things I bet and I hear you saying in twenty twenty So what's the list now?
Speaker 2I'm just when you say it, I'm gonna say that's on the list.
You can't.
I don't want to hear that.
I knew that.
Speaker 1I knew you was gonna guest seven, Like, know the fuck you didn't?
What was your number?
Speaker 2You said?
Speaker 3I it's just certain things I don't want to hear from you in twenty twenty six.
And when I start to see that, you look like you're about to say it.
I'm gonna stop you.
I'm like, don't even But how is your holiday?
How was your break?
Speaker 1It was awful?
But thank you for asking.
You know, life goes on.
Speaker 2Life does go on, all right.
Speaker 3That's baby DDW clapping out, clapping like clapping up for life.
Speaker 2Baby did so depressed.
Well, there's a reason why I just asked you, how did your break?
Yeah, like I was going to just skip over that because already.
Speaker 3Baby d But I like you.
You know that obviously, I'll prays with you, so you and the family.
Speaker 2So yes, nobody has wished me a happy founder's day.
Happy found his day to the greatest fraternity in the entire world.
Lam De Lamb de Lambda no capital Officibe Fraternity Incorporated.
We're in my Indiana University and my scroller Green today.
Speaker 3That's where it started, right, Yes, is that the villain origin for the Kappus Indiana University.
I wouldn't call it a villain origin.
They were somebody were ten gods here in that attorney started.
Somebody didn't get picked up for the pickup game.
He got mad, went home and said I'll show them, and then he went and made a group of his own friends.
Speaker 2Well, mall if if you must know, Indiana has the highest population of KKK members, and the ten black gentlemen that were attending Indiana University obviously faced a lot of racism in nineteen oh nine, nineteen ten into nineteen eleven when it was founded.
So yeah, it was a little bit more than being picked last for a pickup game.
It was more about survival.
Speaker 3So they like the Bill Russells of the Eternity.
Speaker 2I wouldn't put it that way, but if you want to, that's your journey.
Speaker 3I mean the green Celtic green is the same, like it's part of the same type of story.
Speaker 2Well, Indiana colors are red, but yeah, yeah, this is it's deeper than you know what this color to see.
Speaker 3I don't even listen, and it's a whole it's another link.
I don't even want to know about it.
Speaker 2I know nothing about it because it's a non hazennation.
Speaker 3Happy Founder's Day to you and.
Speaker 2The all of the members of Kapa Aphosophergy.
Absolutely great shout out to the guys.
I went out last night for a little celebration, a twenty five plus party.
I was so excited when I saw the fly.
What is a twenty five plus there was Saturday night was like the young Kids celebration, which I was not going to go to, but I ended up being free around eleven pm to go, so I stopped by real quick and lasted all of five minutes with the youngsters.
But yesterday Sunday was the R and B Day party twenty five plus for Founder's Day.
I had such a good time.
Oh it was the Founders.
It was okay, Yeah, it was great.
It was great to see everyone.
It was the R and B party.
Yes, it's funnyest.
I was gonna hit you, but I was like, that is not I called you drinking, but that is what's funny.
Baby.
He was gonna call you.
Speaker 1I literally called him yesterday and the nigga was taking shots, but.
Speaker 3He was gonna call you.
Though you don't understand.
I'm just letting you know that he was gonna call you.
Speaker 1You know, I love that party.
He called me.
He called me and told me he was about But it's not a this is the first time they've done it.
Oh well I went to some capa party with you before or whatever.
Speaker 3Yeah, but baby, did it is dry January.
You don't need to be going to no party.
Speaker 2I don't have to drink to go to a party.
Not the baby d I know.
Speaker 1Yeah, people, I ain't gonna lie being around you.
Speaker 3Be no clubs sober.
You can't be in no day party sober.
Speaker 2You know that.
Speaker 3You're right, Yeah, you can't do that to yourself.
Speaker 2See you try, slipper.
What's in that?
First of all?
What's in that?
Stanley?
Can you smell it?
Burt Burke?
My face is that's freaking that's freaking Burt baby?
What's in that cup?
Speaker 1Now you're having to get eat you out and tell him to bury your fake Burt?
Speaker 2What's up?
Why?
Man?
Last feet?
Cut it out?
That's the first clip, Maine, No cut it out?
No cutting?
Why did you break it?
See?
This is what happened when you don't drink.
See this is bad happened where you don't drink.
That's crazy that I would have to drink to get there.
But on Saturday it was going to hit you like, yo, Sunday, I'm going to this.
But I felt like you weren't going to go all the way to Newark And.
Speaker 1Oh it was in Jersey?
Yeah, oh no, I was made in New Jersey.
Speaker 2He wasn't.
Speaker 3It's my tribe.
What he was made where New Jersey, New Jersey.
He was made made in New Jersey.
Speaker 2Sorry.
I did the test and paid the money and it was one weekend, okay, and I became a member made being uh paperwork.
Speaker 1Yeah, we get it.
No haz an organization.
Speaker 3Do you have any resolutions that you self yourself?
There's no drinking on Christmas Day?
Is that something you're gonna Are you doing drw January?
Or did you drink at the R and B party?
I drank it the Army Okay, all right, well you gotta start seven.
Speaker 2I didn't drink years though it injured.
Yeah, the Army party.
Listen.
I had social anxiety the moment I fucking walked in there.
Thank god I went to the pregame, because if I went in there dead silber, I probably would have walked out.
Even though it was good to see like people I hadn't seen in a while.
It was similar to you seeing friends.
Yeah, round in the face and it's still yeah good, good to kick it with everyone.
I forgot that, like women still go to parties.
All that women do is go to Yeah, but like the women we would all like like not the ig model worlds, Like there's still there's still women in their thirties that still like go out and have a good time and are in bed by eight like you would have done numbers in there, like I feel like you would have had a new look on life, like on some andy duframe shit.
You would have just saw everything differently.
Speaker 3I always say that the day party is what I should try, because you would have found your wife in there.
I don't like being out like crazy late, and I don't like that.
But if I can get to a party at like one and be out of there about like five, yeah, four, I'm cool.
They had food.
Yeah, I did smoke hookah for the first time.
Speaker 2And I don't know, three years, two months, when did I smoke hookah?
Never mind?
Oh yeah I did.
I did?
Uh when adding in them had that ship here?
M hm yo?
Hookah sucks.
I don't know how.
I don't know how, y'all.
I took a pull of that ship at the pre air.
I was like, oh God, this is awful.
I don't know how y'all liked packed that ship?
Right?
They ain't packed that shot, I know that's right.
No, they had chemists in there with that ship looked like a brush to poke all the holes.
Then they had a vacuum like you know little fans like when you're hot.
They had that in a tube that they were putting in hook I was like, this is some real fucking chemist ship that this is breaking bad that y'all doing.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm cool.
I've never been a hookah guy.
I mean I was never.
I was never a fan of that.
Speaker 2With the pretty women that were there, you probably would have smoked.
Smuga.
You think that I'm gonna smoke.
I think you would do anything in pretty girls doing the.
Speaker 3First of all, that's crazy.
No, you might try a little fence.
Speaker 2Is she doing it?
She bat?
That's when.
Speaker 1That's when I want my niggas sucking too hard on a hookah.
Speaker 2I don't lie.
I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1I don't want my nigga sucking too hard on the hookah.
That's not really my.
Speaker 2Like you know aesthetic.
Speaker 1Yeah, like she's going yeah, like you go puffet like once, but like, I don't want to see no like niggas be fighting over the hookah tips when they bring it to the table and ship no hookah tips, niggas.
Speaker 3This is why I don't go out, because this is what they're doing in the club now fighting over hookah tips.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I had the orange one.
Hukah niggas like a big family at breakfast when the food is fighting.
Speaker 3Hoka tip for I'm sure they have more these in the back yo you chief?
Speaker 1And why she why that girl in here?
Speaker 2Chief?
And the hookah?
Yeah, I'm just not a hookah fan.
I don't know, man, I just feel like these are things.
Man.
Men can't do nothing smoke smoke tricks unless you're in high school smoking weed or like blow like like there was somebody there was a dude doing Doing this at the day party is the craziest fucking thing ever.
It's stop.
Stop touching your dimple and making an oh in the fucking air.
Oh my god, Like no girl is looking at you like m that's that's that's him right there.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
If they do it with the vape, I don't.
Speaker 1I'm not fucking nobody smoke a VP.
But if they do it with the vape, it looks more cool.
You can't do it with the hookah.
Speaker 3Well, I'm glad everybody is back safe.
Let's have a great year.
Let's have a fun year.
Speaker 2Were you at the inauguration?
Speaker 3No, I was not at the inauguration for Zorn Mamdani.
Yeah, he was inaugurated as the mayor of New York City.
Since we've been gone, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 2Though?
Honestly, I did you vote Sorah?
I am officially a resident of New Jersey?
Oh yes, yes, I forgot.
Damn you couldn't vote fam, but you would have the one.
The one time I've ever wanted, like me to be famous was that the DMV.
I was there from eight am to maybe three pm.
Like, I've never in my life.
This is gonna sound I've never in my life been God, I hope somebody recognizes me.
But why why?
Because the DMV just takes everyone's trying to do their fucking inspections too.
Like Jersey only has so many nities.
It's not like New York where you go the sneak one downtown by World Trade that nobody knows about.
Thanks, It's a whole fucking Proust the whole time.
I'm just like, who looks young enough, who may know the pod?
Speaker 3God, that's my listen, that's a real Sometimes you walk in you got to catch the eye contact with the right person and be like yo, listen, I'm a by pass all of this, like I need to get out of here in like an hour.
Speaker 2That's real.
Speaker 3I know what Rory's saying, Like sometimes you do walk in and be like, I'm not that guy, but it's like, I'm also not trying to be in here for six hours.
Speaker 2Awful, And I almost even considered having to bring tomorrow.
But I've fixed it because I was like, what if I'm there for a while.
And on top of that, when I got to the because you go from waiting room to waiting room to line to line to line, I get to like the final boss, like I'm like looking up waiting for my number, and this dude sits directly next to me modice, there's mad seats, reaking of fucking cigarette like reaking of cigarettes, hands me his ticket and goes, that's probably him right now, hands me his ticket and goes, y'all gonna go outside and smoke.
I'm gonna look through the window, put your hand up with my numbers.
Called he didn't, he told me, he didn't ask me.
He handed me the ticket and like and reaction on my headphone and I'm like what and then said that ship and walked out and I looked behind it.
It's a glass ship and he's just standing there smoking with your hand.
He looking at you through the window like he chained smoked like three cigarettes.
Then comes back and he's like, they got a screen outside.
Bro, I'm good, I said, I regardless.
He was like, I was looking for your number.
He was like, you was off the clock, Like you don't worry, you ain't got a un on the clock and the walk and see the screen from the outside.
Then in the middle, because I was trying to register my car too, because I still have New York plates and everything, this woman goes, it's my union mandated break.
I said, how long does that take?
Thirty minutes?
I said, where the fuck do you want.
We were in the middle of paperwork and she had to go take her break.
I was like, yo, what the we wanted to see?
So crazy and it's like a bunch of different boots.
So then the woman next to her tells me, hey, you should go back in the waiting room.
On the cameras, it's going to look like she left a customer.
I said, she went on her break.
Now you're telling me to go back in the line.
Speaker 3Because she was on hert in the line.
No, no, okay, that's cool as long as didn't lose your spot in the line.
Speaker 2I had to wait another thirty minutes.
Yeah, no, I feel you.
I feel you.
We had maybe five minutes left the paperwork.
You could have just you could have just let me get this over with.
Yeah, well you got it over with.
Yeah, it's all good.
But I mean shout out to Zorai.
I mean I felt seen when he came in the cab.
I was like, finally a politician that gets us.
Yeah.
Do you think he held that cab?
Do you think he held that cab?
That cab has been booked for about two weeks at look at that cab.
Drop Yeah, come on, I've never seen someone that looks like that.
Drop a guy, oh Man, New York, New York.
Speaker 3Gotta love it.
Well, it is all right, mom.
Donnie is the official mayor.
So we'll have to see what he does with the city and what changes, what things happen.
Speaker 2I mean, good luck to you guys.
Now I'm in your garden state.
You're in Jersey, You're you're out the way.
Yeah, and I had to go to uh to the party with my paper license.
You know what that's like In Newark when everyone at the door is wearing bulletproof vests in their cops Like, that's how NEARK gets down as far as door people, They're like, this is a piece of paper.
I was like, what the fuck do you want me the d m V game me?
Oh for your ID?
Yeah, because I don't even have the Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 1So you don't have your old New York i D take it.
I would have said I lost it.
I don't have it anymore.
Speaker 2You can't get in what club has let you in?
Speaker 1No, I'm saying the d m V.
Oh, Newark doesn't take your New York I.
Speaker 2D if you're switching state.
Yeah, they took my what.
Speaker 3They took he didn't have a physical ID, nod m V.
Speaker 1You should have told that you lost your idea.
Oh, I don't have it anymore.
I don't even have my New York idea.
Speaker 2Oh see what you mean when he was getting switched over.
Yeah, Brook, I've never done this before.
I'm bad.
Sorry, Yeah, yeah, I didn't you could do that.
It's my new to crime.
Speaker 3I mean, you can't lose your idea.
So what they're gonna say, No, you didn't like they gonna know you didn't you lie to see your pocket?
I see it like, yo, I don't have my old idea.
I can't turn it in.
Speaker 2Like there's so many things that I realized, like I'm not an adult, Like doing things for the first time at thirty five is like kind of embarrassing, even to the point that I've switched plates.
When I got my new car and Lloyon was like, you never sent your plates in?
I was like, why would I do that?
He said, Bro, that's illegal Jesus.
I was like, they've been sitting in my career.
I didn't where do I shift these?
Just put them in?
Y On is really my father, Like he really has to tell me so many things at my big age.
Speaker 3Of like, Bro, you didn't know that, No, say to me, I know you'd be feeling like, Yo, what the fuck?
I'm like, Bro, I know I did everything illegal for you.
Speaker 2He said it to me like everyone knows.
You have to say in your place back, like that's literally where do you ship them to the DMV?
I don't know their address?
What you mean, I'm not going to the post office license plates?
No?
Speaker 3Or you could just pull up to the DMV and drop them off.
Speaker 2I guess, yeah, I picked up my other plates at thirty Rock, Okay, Like I literally went and I was like, why is why is the license plate spot the same place as SNL And picking up license plates in a neighborhood you can't park in is the craziest thing in the world.
Where did you got double parks and ran in?
You did?
You got that off?
No ticket?
Of course I got a ticket.
Speaker 3Okay, about to say that blame ticket, I put in, Okay, yes, of course I got a ticket.
So much sh it has happened since we've been going, baby d Really, it's been some interesting stuff.
It's been some funny stuff, some crazy stuff.
But where do we start?
Speaker 1I want to get on you know what I'm saying, Doci, you know, getting on the ass and Rory prediction being right, go.
Speaker 2Rory out the gate, true prediction of the gate.
Speaker 1One of the things that Rory predicted was that DOCI and SIZZL would have a collab this year.
Speaker 2Well, I said, well, listen, I said it was number one, So let's not give me too many flowers.
It's gonna be a number one.
It's gonna be a slow burn.
Listen, We're gonna get this to number one.
They're gonna work it.
Speaker 1It is a good record.
I really do like the jump.
Yeah, I love that record.
I didn't think I would love it.
I loved it.
It's really good.
She dished y'all a little bit in it, which I love, Like, you know, wait what it's like, I'm joking.
She didn't, but she dissed the industry plant allegations.
Speaker 2I've never called Dohia industry plant.
Speaker 1That's separate from my last sentence.
I said I was joking when it came to dissing you, but she did.
Speaker 2You're confusing white streamers.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm sorry.
She came at the industry plant allegations.
She also addressed the people.
One of my favorite lines is when she said, like y'all be coming at my sisters, like my fellow sisters, fellow female rappers about pussy rap, like I rap about my pussy too, Like don't y'all ain't gonna do that separation ship Like I fucked with her for that.
So she did an amazing job.
I love that song.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean don't.
She's obviously not pussy rap, but she rapped about a pussy a lot, which is fine.
At least there's like I don't think Doja Cat's a pussy rapper, but she rapped butter pussy a lot.
I don't think Nikki's a pussy rapper, but raps about he pussy a lot.
Speaker 3Yeah, they all have one, so mm hmm, there's that.
Speaker 2I mean, Big Pun has a song called my Dick, My Dick, my Dick, my Dick, claud my dick, Clade Dick, my dick, my dick.
Okay, thank you so much for that.
Thank you?
Did you?
But no, I did like the record?
Speaker 1Did you have the inside school?
Did you notice was coming?
Speaker 2No?
I swear to got it.
It just makes the most sense going into twenty twenty six with what TD is doing, So why why wouldn't you do that?
Yeah?
Does this mean DOCI is coming with an album soon?
You got rap album the year twenty twenty five?
I mean TD typically does longer cycles between artists, but it's a different time.
I can see Dochi coming out first quarter.
If she's leading with a scissor record to start the year, Oh, she's done.
I don't know if they're gonna wait, like, of course they're gonna work work this record, but I think this was more of a I hate to say statement because it sounds kind of corny.
But I think this is just a way of saying Dochi is going to be dropping constantly this year, like it's not gonna be some quiet disappear.
You got a Grammy, Let's wait till twenty twenty seven and do the lower thing.
I think Dochi's gonna be dropping all year, all year.
I don't even know if this mixed the album.
No, this song is definitely making an album.
I don't know.
I don't know if you have an album.
Speaker 1I don't know if it mixed it.
Speaker 2I hear what he I think.
I think there's you have a system.
I think there doesn't, she says, a record right now, just on a hard drive somewhere.
Yeah.
Speaker 3But it's a reason they put this out first.
Speaker 2It was more of a statement.
It definitely got everybody.
It did what it was supposed to do outside of Dochi rapping really well into being a good song.
It got people talking about the streamer shit.
She addressed everything that people have been saying in twenty twenty five going in twenty twenty six.
I think she wanted to address that shit.
And now we're moving on.
I think there's another bigger Scissor record that would be on that album.
Speaker 1And I also think, to me, this is like a Lucy this just works so well, and not a Lucy because it's not good like I just want to call it.
I don't mean yeah.
I think also it was perfect to release right now.
This would be the time to release it because it's a very much like girl motivation song, Like it gives like you and your goal are you go?
Speaker 2Girl?
Speaker 1It gives the same vibe as that song.
So releasing it right before the New Year when all the girls are making their New Year's resolutions is perfect for real.
I mean, I'm sure that that was considered in the marketing of this fucking song.
Like this song is called Girl Get Up, like.
Speaker 3So y'all think that she has more sis or features.
Do ya feel like this is a like a collab album?
Speaker 2No, no, no, I don't.
But I think they just have a lot of records together and this was one that maybe wouldn't make sense for the album, but it was a good statement piece coming into the year for what they're going to roll out with DOGI okay, but I don't think that they pull back.
I think Dogie drops if it's not a full album first quarter.
I do think we're going to get two or three more record It's pretty.
Speaker 3Soon, I could.
I think her album is coming out in the first quarter.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think they're gonna keep dropping songs all year and then she dropping the third or fourth quarter.
Speaker 2I don't mean that.
Yeah, I think she's dropping top of this year.
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Speaker 2I should while we're on music, it's January fifth, we're recording this.
How does hip Boy already have video of the year.
Speaker 3Well that's because it was real life, like yo.
But seriously, I'm glad that I'm hip Boy and his family.
Everybody is safe, but his his his studio was burglarized three times, three times, two different studios.
Yeah, I don't know you know what exactly they're looking for.
But yeah, it's just good that he took this and used this as you know, some creative energy.
Speaker 2And I like, you, man, I ain't gonna I like, I like when.
Speaker 3When artists go through shit like this and they turn it over and create art out of it.
Speaker 2I mean, his real life shit.
Speaker 3So but for the fortunate thing is that nobody, you know, his family is safe and nothing that he really you know, would miss was taken and things like that, like all of his belongings and jewelry and obviously Grammys and things like that, like everything is still with him.
Speaker 2So that was a good thing.
I just don't I don't get it.
This is at Challice, which is a major recording studio where Hipoy used to have a spot at.
That's his new studio.
Those are two different ones.
What if you're not stealing the MPC microphone, Like what do you what do you think he's keeping in there?
The laptop?
No, these fucking losers just broke the laptop out of frustration.
Where their fucking immature anger, Like what are y'all trying to do here?
Speaker 3Well, they're probably looking for jewelry.
Speaker 2I mean he mentioned that in the record they were looking for jewels was in the safe, but like, I just don't if you guys are oero for three, why do we keep You're just going into his new studio to break his laptop, Like, y'all look like fucking losers.
That's some real loser as shit.
Speaker 3Well that means, but I mean away from that, it.
Speaker 2Takes seventy Like how dumb are you?
It takes seventy out of break into a fucking recording studio.
Speaker 3All right, But aside from that, Rory, my question is what kind of security measures are at your studio?
Like how do they keep getting in?
Speaker 2Oh?
Well, the child and I didn't want to get on some because I know a lot of our listeners don't even know what Challice is.
That's what confused the fun out.
I mean, and childs is twenty four hours where the fuck was everybody?
But this is not This second one is not Childice, but that first one looked like his door at Childie Studios.
But then again there was a murder in the puff doc at Chalice and that just disappeared.
Yeah, I don't know, yo, Childie.
I don't even know who owned Challice.
I've worked out of there a bunch of times.
I want no smoke with y'all.
But something is weird at Childie Studios in Los Angeles.
They try to break in a hit boy shit twice.
There was some crazy shit that happened in y'all bathroom.
What the fuck is going on at that studio?
Speaker 3That doesn't look like Childis that looks like his new spot?
Speaker 2Yeah?
No, well the second one when they're with the lights are on, that's that's definitely the new spot.
But I like, I don't know.
I guess I'm just not that committed to the robbery game.
Oh for two, and they're gonna go for a third time.
Speaker 3Yeah, we missed it.
We gotta go back.
We got to go back and hopefully left it there this time.
But I'm safe though, man.
Speaker 2And dog Like y'all trying to move like Ocean's eleven for thousands of dollars, Like you need that many guys for an unproven robbery.
Yeah, that third one had like fifteen guys to split between one MacBook.
Yeah, I don't know how heavy is that door that you need all them guys?
But what are they looking for?
Though?
Speaker 3What do they think he keeps in the studio?
Like do anything keeps a bunch of cash and jew just jewelry.
Speaker 2I think there's probably, to your point, somebody that's probably been in the studio with hit Boy as like a plus one or someone around and was like, yeah, I've seen hit Head twenty k and he may have just had that on him that day.
Yeah, and they that's what I think, huh.
Well or man, or he's hiding the fucking national treasure in there, and like he left some things out of those bars that we don't know about.
I don't like, he may have the Da Vinci code in there and we just don't fucking know.
Yeah, that's just I don't know.
Speaker 3But either way, I think the security measures or whatever needs to be stepped up, because if they keep burglars in the studio, it's like, all right, what are we doing?
Yeah, we gotta move at this point, we gotta move.
We gotta get a whole new new spot.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, out of everything, I'm glad he was never there for anything and that, you know, because that can always turn bad.
So I'm very happy state and I'm very happy how he handled this.
And the video is incredible, the verses are incredible.
I just feel like I would never break into anyone's studio.
But with that said, if I knew it was hit boys, I'm taking your hard drive.
Yeah I need these beats.
Where are all the throwing knos running?
Like I'm selling nas Versus on.
Speaker 3Pat That's what I'm saying.
Would have went straight to the laptop like I need this.
I know he got them nas Versus on his somewhere.
Speaker 2You know expensive the mic is and what the fuck are y'all doing?
Speaker 3That's what I'm like.
They just looking for I guess just quit your jewelry in cash.
Yeah, but luckily, you know hip boy is safe, his family is safe, and hopefully you know, they step up the security masses at the studio because obviously they looking for something and they might be back.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean shit, Then we got security downstairs twenty four hours.
So if you want to steal mass hoodies, breaking through them.
Speaker 3Breaking into steal hoodies is your fau.
Speaker 2I just gave it.
You ain't have to break the now.
I saw the most laid the other day, like I gotta have it.
You can have it, man, you ain't got to break none.
Ahead, man, you can have it.
Take it.
Man, Did you guys pay attention to any of the Fab Mano, Dave East, fifty, Jim Jones, Sagas, I have no idea what was.
Speaker 1Going They're a little less rap about it.
Christmas, what happened?
What's going on?
Speaker 2Rory?
What happened?
It's fifty.
It's fifty bullying people again with his Well, first of all, Fab got off.
Let's start there.
Speaker 3I keep telling y'all, Fab is the most underrated rapp of all time.
I've said that before.
Fab has had probably a big statement.
No it's not, it's a real statement.
Speaker 2Fabest.
Speaker 3First of all, the average lifespan of rappers, how many years were.
Speaker 2Two albums depending on how you want to know?
That was out?
So we know that Fab fat has been out since the late nineties.
So Fab is a llegend.
Speaker 3He doesn't he doesn't drop albums like that, so he's not you know what I mean.
He might get a freestyle.
We still we're still asking for a soul tape around the holidays.
He ain't gave us that yet.
He didn't put him on DSPs though, so okay cool.
But like Fab has been consistently in conversations, consistently you know, on songs and giving us verses over almost over twenty five years probably right, Yeah, definitely over twenty five years and like it's still in this type of shape.
Speaker 2But all right, I think that's probably a young a little bit younger generation than mine.
Would feel like he's underrated because to me, I think maybe people get Fab with his singles, uh, the records he does with girls like I say, I think people.
I think people don't realize clue tape Fab.
No, that's how we were introduced to Fab.
So we've always known Fab, but I say it's one of the better rappers in New York period.
Speaker 3I say underrated because more people know Fab for Instagram and captions and what he wears, yeah, than for his music.
Speaker 2But wow.
Speaker 3And then because when we have conversations, when we get to talking about the best from New York and this, that top Fab is very rarely in anybody's conversation.
When you say the best from New York, people put Jada Kiss in that conversation.
Speaker 2I mean, as they should.
Speaker 3Yeah, but I'm saying Fab is probably have better albums than Jada.
Speaker 2No.
I watched the verses that.
Speaker 1Mixtapes mixtapes maybe, but not albums, not albums, that Fab is not a FABS albums are not.
Speaker 2Bad albums, but they're not better albums than Jadakis, Brois to Death and Kiss the Game Goodbye.
I don't know if Fab has Street Dreams.
Street Dreams is great.
I just don't think it's better than to Kiss of Death, Bro.
Speaker 3Fab has better albums than Jadakis and I love both of them.
But with my albums, I think is his best album that is that's the one they did together, right, No, that's the That album is crazy to me, insane.
But what I'm saying, young o g album crazy to me, Like I don't.
Jada is not known at least you know the people that I in my circle.
He's not known for having great albums.
He's known for having great versus, great bars, great songs.
Speaker 1Fab is having great mixtapes.
Yeah, he's not known for hiving great albums.
His albums are not bad, but he's not known for his albums.
He's known for his mixtapes.
Speaker 2I don't mix, I don't take stays and singles is probably what the casual fan knows Fab for.
Speaker 3I don't know if Jada has a better album than Street Dreams.
I don't know if he has a better album.
Speaker 2We pull up the street Dreams track list, because I mean once once you get Obviously he has more albums than Jada, But I like Loso's Way is cool, but I don't know if that's touching.
Kiss of Death Street Dreams had great singles.
I like it, but I don't think people revere it as like Fab is top tier in New York.
But if you were to compare him amongst his peers that are top tier, his catalog as far as albums go, does not equal the same people.
And it's unfair comparison to with Kiss because his first two projects were with a group, both of which are better than any Fab project.
Speaker 3No no, no, that's not you can't no, we can't bring that.
Speaker 2There's very few rappers period that have ever put out anything better than We Are the Streets.
Yeah, but that's one of the It's New York City group.
Though, I just want to say it's a little unfair, but I feel like if Kiss was solo his whole career, he would probably have a higher output of solo stuff that I think would rival Fab.
Speaker 3But that's more of a hypothetical.
That's the listen.
That's subjective.
It's who you like me personally.
I feel like Fab has a better discography than Jada.
Now I'm not I'm not gonna say Fab is a better rapper than Jada.
I think Fab is a better artist than Jada for sure, but I don't think I think Jada is probably the better rapper.
Speaker 1So I would agree with you with better discography because in the discography, i'm counting the mixtapes.
If I'm taking the mixtapes off the table, I'm giving it to Jada.
But if I'm counting the mixtapes, I'm agreeing.
I'm gonna bring with you if you're talking about discography in total.
Speaker 3I mean it takes at locks albums aside, I don't think that Jada has a better discogossy separate conversation.
Speaker 2As far as solo go, I think styles P is the best individual catalog out of the lots.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Gangster and Gentleman is the best solo projects period to me, from anyone from the lot, I would say time is money.
The Ghost got a lot of great, great solo albums.
I put him over Kiss as far as that part, But I mean, I hear you.
I guess you could put Fab is the most underrated.
I don't know if I put him there, I.
Speaker 1Don't like is under I don't think I think he might be the most talented of the underrated, but I don't think he's the most.
Speaker 2Who you think is the most underrated rapper?
That was Peach.
I don't want to sit Murphy.
Speaker 3I forgot Peach is a Murphy Lee fan.
Speaker 2You forgot every time you don't think any chance he gets to tell me that.
Speaker 3He says it, So I don't know why I keep forgetting it.
Speaker 2But yeah, well all right, what do you mean by you mean underrated?
As far as like people that are mainstream getting the like I think you could be, like, is one of the most under it you're saying like mainstream?
This is what I say.
Speaker 3This is why say underrated because when you put this this, uh, you know, guess a disrecord out right.
I saw HW everybody's reacting to it going crazy, and I'm.
Speaker 2Like, this is light.
I'm like, that's nothing that's light to me that would lock it.
Speaker 3He was like, that's like that's like layup line and he just got like, you know, the breakaways unbuttoned, Like he just got a little style on the layup.
That wasn't to me that wasn't Fab going like crazy?
Like I was like, yeah, no, that's what Fab.
But that's what he do, Like he could roll out of bed and turn the mic on to do that.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3So when I say underrated, because I saw everybody like, oh shit, Fab, yo, now he went crazy and I'm just like that was light like to me.
But I understand it because a lot of times Fab don't put out songs.
You don't put out music, you know, around the holidays.
Here, give us a nice little visual, put a freestyle out.
But then other than that, it's like, you know, we just getting pictures when he doing his residency in Vegas or you know what I'm saying, he on vacation.
It's like, you don't really a lot of these newer, younger cats, they don't really know.
To me, they don't know how dope Fab really is.
Speaker 2I hate that the Internet does to rappers sometimes when y'all type out their lyrics, Yeah, it does look whack.
Sometimes they do that to Fab.
They do it to Big Sean sometimes, like yeah, if you type out that, uh, we get so fled that you can't swat us.
Yeah, reading that on Twitter, that sounds like a whack bar.
But the way he delivered it, in the scheme, I think delivery.
That's why I just hate Sometimes they'll be putting up big Sean bon like, Yeah, of course that sounds bad when you just fucking read it.
He delivered it in a certain way.
Speaker 1That's a big Sean horney ass walking the study.
Don't really say it ass ass as to start fucking crying.
Yeah, that was a freaking party, mm hmm.
But I will say the house up on the ass.
That's an ass state.
Speaker 2You ain't get.
But when you say it that way, that's not fair.
That.
Don't kill the ball like that.
Don't do that.
Speaker 3Don't do that, man, Please don't do that.
Speaker 2But nah, I'm with you, Fab, Fab was he was chilling.
He's underrated, man, I don't care what y'all say, Fab underrated.
He's underrated.
Speaker 3Y'all talk about a whole lot of other mid niggas way more than y'all talk about Fab.
Speaker 2What was that that window chopper line when Fifty was trying to said he was gonna buy the studio, so he was just window shopping.
Fab went fucking nuts on that.
I feel like I feel like fifty, And you guys know I'm biased.
And kind of take fifty side all the time Fat went in and I haven't heard ship but the Instagram posting fifty fifty ain't rapping, y'all think fifty about the rat do something he told you?
Speaker 3He posted he said after the New Year, you know he had to do the show with Ryan Seacresh.
Speaker 2I don't like that.
Nah, No, you see that's the problem.
Not y'all be wanting y'all be wanting to come from the school in the game.
No, nah nah, someone comes down Tuesday.
I'm coming out on.
Speaker 3You can't rush the chef.
That's your problem that you be mad when.
Speaker 2The he invented this this, you'd be mad.
Speaker 3When the frog.
No, no, no, it's a whole different.
Fifty we getting that though.
He's not about the rap.
You ain't no fifty to rap.
You're gonna be waiting for you.
Speaker 2I don't think.
I don't I do.
I see a world with fifty.
Speaker 3Responds to mayno gym fab did davis this fifty two?
Did he own it like a vultron with them?
Did they all let go at him?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3So I don't see a world where fifty is rapping with those guys.
He's not going back and forth with those guys on Wax.
No, I don't think so, here's not and I mean this, they're gonna show up to the studio.
It's gonna be a Marshall padlock on there.
It's gonna say the building has been sold.
Speaker 2That's the game.
That's what fifty playing that now, fifty playing in that world.
Speaker 3Like he goes by the block that you record, that building you record, you're showing he now owns that block.
Y'all pay him rent.
That's the that's the petty game that fifties in there.
He's in that world.
Fifty is not going to the booth laying down balls, going back at fab Jim, Maino and Davy.
He's not doing that.
I don't see.
I don't see fifty doing that.
Speaker 2I agree with you.
I just thought he would have moved faster in this regard because you went online and said all this shit about the squatters thing this and that, and I mean it's respectfully, I thought may No, East and Jim did great.
Cool.
You need to reply the fact, like rapping something I'm asking you want to.
There's no way he has lost that part of him where he's gonna wait till the New Year.
Okay, I'm asking you a question.
He did that while he was doing something else, and I just want to know what it is.
I'm asking you think fifty is going to rap?
I think he's gonna buy Englewood, New Jersey and take Fab house.
Speaker 1Do you think he's gonna rap?
It's a direct question.
No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 2And that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3Fifty not wrapping, but he's not those days as though.
I don't think fifty is writing new raps, dis records going that.
Dude, Like, I just don't see him lending that much, you know, energy to it.
Now again his petty his petty games on the others.
On the business side, now he goes that, right, He's been clear about that.
That's what he does.
That's the world he's in.
Like, I'm just gonna go the business route and then make y'all work for me somehow somewhere y'all all work for me.
Speaker 2Now, I see that happening.
But he tried to say that in Fab addressed it.
We're still in our studio by shit yet yet because because even how to Pod, how the Pod is hilarious, we better get distant out of pod.
I would not feel offended if we weren't dising out of pod.
But I mean fifty even backtracked a bit too, because it looked like he was talking to the owner and they had owed a bunch of money and then they paid their their debts, and even fifty was like, all right, they paid their debts.
They're cool now, like he even had he he backtracked a bit on Instagram too.
This isn't the fifty, I know.
That's all I'm saying.
I think Fab asm a little rattled.
That's all a little rattled.
We're gonna see.
I mean, I'm only doing this to instigate fun.
Not no, no, no, this is all this is.
Listen, this is all great.
Speaker 3I think that uh you know, Fab, Jim East, and may Not all agree that it's been great for them.
Speaker 2You know, it's good back and forth.
Speaker 3You know the views are probably you know, well, definitely doing great because of this.
You know, it adds to it and you get into a back and forth with fifty, more.
Speaker 2Eyes are on you.
Speaker 3Momentum changes like it's good for business, just like like like, like Mayno said in the interview, I saw a couple weeks so you said it's great for business.
You know when fifty, when you beefing with fifty is great for business, So it's fun.
I mean the fact that they went in the booth and wrapped and the drop joints.
Speaker 2I like that.
Speaker 3I was like, okay, like this, that's what y'all.
Y'all are rappers, so y'all want to rap.
I like that.
I respect that.
I think they did what they were supposed to do.
Now we just wait and see what fifty does when he got the ball.
Speaker 2That's all.
Listen, man, Fab went went light on on the nuke that he could have went in on.
He's wait, he's waiting for round two palls.
Yeah, come on man, after all everything that was in the paperwork.
Speaker 1Ah, but he also got to play a cool too.
Speaker 2Everybody got dirty.
Come on now fair.
Yes, I'm just saying everybody history of entandras that Fab, which I understand saving it for like you just gotta check the temperature right away.
But the amount of joy flips that Fab is capable of, it's absolutely insane.
You're playing with the last name Joy and everything that we read in that paperwork.
Yeah, but that's you know again that that I think you don't you got Vlad interviewing and everyone playing fuck somebody with Diddy.
There's a lot of shit that just had to play with.
Speaker 3Yeah, of course, but you know everybody everybody got history.
Oh yeah, everybody got history.
Man, it's just who's going who's gonna go about it more clever?
Speaker 2That's what it is.
And I think you give fab the word joy and round two's a little crazy.
We gonna see.
Speaker 3It's gonna be fun to watch, though, fifty fifty said, he you know, he get into it.
So we just got to sit back and wait and watch it.
See what happens.
Speaker 2All right, So if you wrap and we can close this, but I do want to ask you if you wrap in round one and then he replies with some type of business acromat or some type of technique like buying the studio or something like that, do you rap again?
Speaker 1Now?
Speaker 3How do you reply that buy your studio back from him?
What's the number we need it back?
Speaker 2Like?
Speaker 3Yeah, that's the game.
Speaker 1That's where we find a new studio and you let that shit die off in the wind before you embarrass yourself further.
Speaker 2Here's what maybe just because uh, you know, I've been in therapy and my egos and what it was buying my studio, I would just go get another studio like that wouldn't bother me that much.
No, it disrupts things if I'm not if I'm renting somewhere and you end up going to do that like it's it's called gentrification.
Happens all the time.
No, no, no, yeah, buying to get out of my studio.
Speaker 1Yeah, enemy coming by this motherfuck up.
Speaker 2You're gonna be pissed.
Buying the studio that I rent isn't crazy.
Like if if Jazz Oh went to the Rockefeller auction and bought thirty three point three percent of Rockefeller.
Now I'm feeling a fucking way like that would bother me.
But just fucking buying a building a rent and I don't that's not really a stat to me, Like I literally just will be back on Monday.
Speaker 3Okay, Well, we're gonna wait to see.
It's gonna be fun to watch.
So I think there's gonna be fun to watch.
But I am glad that people got a chance to really you know, shit with that fab verse and really going on and give fab as flowers.
But to me, that was like that was just confirmation that, oh, y'all don't know how dope Fab really is because y'all going crazy over that verse which he got off and he got off on that verse.
But that proves that Fab is underrated, and.
Speaker 1I think some people are just happy to hear Fab again.
Speaker 3Oh no, that was not a lot of it too, Like people just you know how many times, you know how many times I've told Fa, what the something my nigga sold something soul food, So burd I don't know, give us sold something Nigga, Like even if you do that every year around the holiday, that's that's it, Like it's light Like that's just an easy that's so easy for Fab to do every year, like just put a couple records together and drop it around things given like, but.
Speaker 2He abandoned us like a family member around the holidays.
It was it was the tenth series was always around Chris.
Then it was the Soul Like, yeah, man, every holiday was Fab thanksgiving him and dropped like that's what we always expected.
And now there's no presence under the Christmas tree and now.
Speaker 3And now he's a podcaster, so it's like we really ain't getting no fucking soul tape.
Speaker 2Now we should thank fifty though, because I feel like that maybe woke Fab up.
I think Fab saw the reaction of everyone and maybe is reconsidering all right, maybe people do want to tape from me right now?
Speaker 3So I hope, I hope that people are very vocal about that with Fab like they've been.
Speaker 2I mean, artists living their own bubbles sometimes, and I'm not saying Fab it would be insecure by any stance, but artists sometimes like I don't know, like when you get a little older and hip hop being perceived as a young man's games, Like do people really want to hear from me am by the old guy at the club?
Like I think a lot of older artists go through that, Whereas I don't think that's the case with Fab clearly because he's in shape and everyone loved the verse, but I could see him being in his head about that type of stuff, like yeah, but I don't want to be the old head.
Still he has a Vegas residency.
Well that's because he has a thousand hit records.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying.
So it's like people still want to hear you.
Yeah, if you get off of the Vegas residency, that means people want to hear you.
People still want to see you perform, you got like you said, you got classic records, you got classic verses.
Speaker 2People love that shit.
Even whereas Jim Jones may not have as many hits as Fab, we've seen what Jim has done with the second half of his career with his catalog, Like we want to hear from Jim Jones.
Yeah, fucking I'm saying fashion look at that, Like, no, we all love everything Jim Jones puts out.
His albums are incredible.
You don't think we want to hear from YouTube?
Damn man, Well I was glad we got that, man, So shout out to the guys.
Man squad squad as.
Speaker 3Rights is the name of the squats Rights you look at it.
Speaker 2Also the wildest loss squad that's still on the books.
Oh man, Like I thought they would have got rid of that, like when they got rid of like burning Witches and Salem, Like, why is this legal?
Somebody could do this?
Speaking of Davies, before we get off this, did you see the footage of him at his squatter's residency.
He's squatting, Yeah, and there was a producer there trying to get Dave on one of his artists albums.
And apparently this this producer played Dave back in the day, didn't give him a beat when he was still up and coming, and Dave said, nah, fuck that.
I like you.
You tried to play me back then.
Speaker 3I like it, Dave E's I like that, and it was done with respectfully.
Dave wasn't you know, he wasn't disrespecting the guy.
He was just like, yo, when I ain't had no name, I ain't had no motion, no buzz, I couldn't get nothing from you.
Oh yeah, now that the table's turn.
Speaker 1I hate I hate that, Like, nah, you niggas wasn't paying attention to me when nobody else was paying attention to me.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, I wasn't the only one.
Like, fuck me the first.
Speaker 3Now that I got some buzz in the name, don't come asking me to do a joint.
Speaker 1Well now it makes sense.
Now you have buzz and a name, so now you are a.
Speaker 3Valued But but you know what, now I also have leverage too.
Speaker 2No, okay, I mean that's fine, that's what I was.
Speaker 3That's why that's why I respect that, because now when you got leverage as well.
No, I'm cool, respectfully though, like it's all good, you know what I mean?
But we not we can't do No, we can't work together.
Speaker 2Though I would only feel that way if, like, if I asked me, like, really try to play me out?
Yeah like that at that point, Yeah, I'm gonna be fifty level of petty, like I'll actually agree to it, book the session, and I'm not even showing up like I would go that far if you try.
If you disrespected me when I just simply asked, y'all, I'm up and coming, I'd love to work with you, and you like played me out, then i'd feel that way.
But I don't know.
I mean, in this business, if you can't be used, you're useless.
Like I totally understand if a producer was like, no, I'm cool right now, Yeah, but all right, Like everyone's not supposed to reply to everybody that says you're work right, you're right, like, but if you do it in an arrogant, nasty way, then yes, Day should want you to play him out.
But Tom's ten, all.
Speaker 3Right, but let's have another part of this conversation.
Just because I'm not like hot, right, don't mean that you hot?
Speaker 1Well obviously you coming over here wanting to work for me.
I like your beats.
I like your production.
But you ain't Alchemist, You ain't Timberland like you ain't dumb niggas.
Speaker 3We understand if they don't respond to Davi's like and I'm just speaking how I feel like Dave might look at it like Homie had a buzz I did a lot of like work with Cam and shit like that.
Speaker 2He might not be.
Speaker 3Nominated for no Grammys no time soon though, you.
Speaker 2Get what I'm saying.
So, yes, you're a producer.
You got some songs out here in the space that's that's lit, that's popping.
Speaker 3Right now, I'm go to come up.
But I feel like I could do some dope shit on your records.
I don't know if every artist is because you not hot, could just shut it down.
Now if you were one of those again, you a legacy art producer, and then it's like, I'm on, I'm an artist on the come up and I'm coming to you, like yo, Alchemist, can I get you one of my favorite producers?
Speaker 2I need it.
Speaker 3I can understand Alchemist shutting artist down to that, But if you just if you working with niggas that I'm chilling with every day, you working with Cam and you know all of them, I can't get a beat, like, come on, bro, Like, I can understand why Dave took that a little like, Bro, you working with niggas that I'm in the studio with every day.
Speaker 2And again, we don't know the full story of this entire thing, so I want to say we are kind of we're just having a conversation about it.
Let's put it, let's put yourself in about that producer shoes.
I got a little traction.
Now I'm working with cam Vodo.
I'm in the position of trying to hustle and get my ship to the biggest people are working with me.
But this was way before.
Speaker 1That's what that's he denied Davi's way before that, Like.
Speaker 2No, if I got these beats that I think are incredible.
Speaker 3I'm trying to get them to the best way was trying to get a beat from him before he like when he first started rapping.
Yeah, I don't know if that's when he first started wrapping.
I think Dave had he already had a name.
He wasn't as he didn't have the name that he has now.
But I don't think Dave bumped into this dude when he was writing his first raps and was like Yo, can I get a beat?
I don't think that's how to happen.
Speaker 2I say this respectfully to it, just because my relationship with Wyno, how I was really introduced to Davis was through Weno.
Once Wayno was leading the ship.
I don't know if there was a producer that was turning down working with Davies.
So this had to have been No.
No, it don't have to have been because, especially in New York, cited like the connections just Wayno had because he's been in this industry for so long and has been such a pivotal person.
If Weyno says something's hot, we're gonna believe it.
And of course Davies ended up being fucking nice.
It's not like Reno was going to co sign some Nah.
I don't think there's any producer that's telling Wayno and Dave East at that time.
Nah.
I think this was before then.
Speaker 1Nah.
Speaker 3I think this happened around the time.
Speaker 2Oh and if that's the case, then I'm gonna be a dick.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like I'm not, I'm not hot as can I see a producer on his own individual ground.
I'm not trying to think about everyone else.
I'm trying to get my beats to the biggest artists.
I'm not wasting I'm not wasting this beat on somebody that I don't know is proven yet.
I'm trying.
Like we're all hustling in our own individual worlds.
I understand that.
Speaker 3But what I'm saying is sometimes certain producers that shut artists down, they don't really be in a position to shut artists down.
You grinding and hustling, just like I'm grinding.
We both out here selling nicks and doms nigga.
We ain't moving weight yet.
Speaker 2Like, yeah, there's there's artists I try to work with on my first project that respectfully said no, and then after the first one came out, was like, yes, work, Yeah they needed which I didn't.
I didn't find that offensive at all.
They need proof I need.
I need to know, like what is this all right?
Which?
Which artist shut you down?
I'm not going to get into that.
Yeah, I don't want to get into the why it's the artist album asking them the gossip of musclebody.
Speaker 1You still want to work with them again, And sometimes people aren't too keen on that.
Speaker 3Like let them let people know that they shut me down once but then we work together.
What's the problem with that?
Yeah, you shut me down the first time, but we did end up working together.
Speaker 2What's the problem with a lot of people in the beginning were like, well, let me hear some shit, like as far as not just here beats when you put records out, I need to see what the reaction of the shit is gonna be like.
But before I put the first single out, but you never you're not proven in that space.
Shit Like as far as like people's why I wasn't offended, Like nobody was like playing me out.
They was just like, I feel like I want to be the first one.
I feel like Dave had traction.
He just wasn't as popular as he is now today.
But I don't think that he went to him when he was just trying to like put his first song out.
I don't think that's how it happened.
I think it happened he had traction.
Emotion.
Speaker 3Dude probably didn't feel like his motion was enough and he shut him down.
And then now here we are you asking me for nah and I can't do it respectfully.
Speaker 2I love that respect Listen, man.
The worst part is when you're trying to work with an artist before they're super popular, and then they fucking blow up and now it's like, fuck, you should have got that verse before.
Speaker 1Who was it that you wanted to do that with?
And then they got huge and you.
Speaker 2Were like fuck.
Ironically, the the woman that everyone thinks I just like Doto she right, yep, you were Oh my god twenty sixteen stems, I was harassing Reza Yoga.
You number of this girl's girl is so fucking good.
I want to work with her.
Shit.
Two beasts on the first album were specifically made for Doci.
Yeah, and one on this album was Maper the Dixon Joint.
Speaker 1Keep Keep Manifesting.
Speaker 2Keep Manifesting was hilarious.
No, for all, keep manifesting at it happened.
Speaker 3That's like if somebody is starving and he's like, yo, keep manifesting, but.
Speaker 1He's not starving.
He's fine.
Speaker 3No, I know, I know that, but I'm just saying saying times to keep manifesting, like.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't want him to talk about it like it will never happen.
Speaker 2It may happen one day.
Speaker 1I hope that it happens for you because I know how much you love Doci, So I hope one day you do it the internet, though, Who gives a fuck about the Internet's another thing you.
First of all, I don't give a fuck about the Internet.
I don't give up twenty twenty about the Internet.
It's twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2Rory gives about the Internet.
Let's start.
Let's start twenty twenty six with honesty.
I thought I did not care about the Internet.
I like that.
I affect that.
I like that.
I thought there was at the time about that.
I thought I did not care about the Internet.
I am here to tell you, guys, I found out in twenty twenty five that I care about the Internet.
Speaker 1That shit ain't affected my money or my motherfucking safety.
Speaker 2I don't give a fuck about that ship, my money in my fa we're outside my house.
Speaker 1I know that's fine.
It's not fine, that's bad, it's horrible, horrible, But that's what I'm saying.
If it aint affected my money and my safety, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3What the everybody want to be the main character until this time, I want.
Speaker 2To be the main main character.
Speaker 1I don't want me the main character.
Speaker 2Everyone.
I'm like, y'all want to go viral.
Look, y'all want to go viral?
On y'all terms.
Yeah, yeah, you get that's work.
That's not how it works.
I want to go viral for positivity?
Yeah, for positis.
I bet you viral for positivity.
That's not how then algorithm works.
Holy no, man, people do it and then all the comments are, this person's full of shit, this is this was a set up.
This was just yeah, come on, nobody does anything positively.
Speaker 3Thing that goes viral positivity is like when you approach a mom of five at a ross parking lot and you ask her she knows how to wrap a gift, and then when she raps it, you didn't hand her like ten thousand dollars.
Like, you got to pay ten thousand dollars to go viral.
Basically, that's what you And if you.
Speaker 2Give somebody ten thousand dollars, they'll say they just did this so they could go viral.
Yeah, you pay ten thousand dollars to go viral.
That's what.
Speaker 1Keith Lee goes viral all the time for positives.
Speaker 2Who's Keith Lee?
Oh the food guy?
Speaker 1And listen, man, I'll slap shit out you about Keith Lee.
Speaker 2I fucked with First they knight you, then they good night you.
They they turn on him too.
You can't name one person on the Internet that has gotten some viral fame on a positive that they didn't eventually try to turn like, no, no way, there's so much good vibes over way.
We gotta figure out eventually.
Speaker 1There's always gonna be negative people trying to spoil it.
Was killing for a while for a little bit.
That sh it ain't last, so that ain't.
I feeling like the chicken Wings was on yo.
I'm because he came to New York and the food that he tried in New York was not authentic, like real New York food, and he didn't give it the greatest ratings like that.
He like he was eating like a salmon chop cheese.
That's what they were killing him for, like the women chop cheese.
I mean, he deserved to be salmon.
He put salmon, And.
Speaker 2I feel like, as New York's that's our fault for not spamming his inbox with the correct places.
Yeah, salmon chop cheese is fucking yeah.
Speaker 3I don't even know how he landed on that one.
Speaker 2Yeah, come on, Keith, he's he's from He rated it right, This is got it right.
This is awful.
This is what got he got it?
Speaker 3Yeah, if you're still on the winning streets, all the niggas taking nothing different, that's trash.
Speaker 2That is hilarious.
Speaker 1Which one do y'all?
Y'all think it's gonna be the first to go viral?
Speaker 2Don't just stop.
I don't even like I don't even like this.
Look at you.
Scared he's still shaking his draws.
I'm so scared and gay that I made a vision board with Keith.
Y'all put each other on the vision board is gay.
We we had all the magazines and like cut out all the things.
That's a ransom note.
What do you do?
That's where you don't want the funds to catch.
That's who you don't want the fence to catch.
Like a vision board, it could be it could be a ransom note or a suicide.
Speaker 1My last board was a suicide note for sure.
Speaker 2Oh my god, man.
Speaker 1Which one of y'all think's gonna be?
Who's gonna be the first one this year?
Speaker 2I don't know, man, mall, mall.
When that coold album drop, listen, man, they tried to tell you I was wrong.
I told him.
Speaker 3I told him he was getting something for Christmas.
I was just I was just a couple of days early.
We're getting some Friday though, Well Thursday night.
Speaker 1Don't make me cut that out because you love doing that.
Speaker 2Ship.
Speaker 1We all home and Thursday night.
Cut this out.
Speaker 2No Thursday night.
So you're saying on record, this is the IG clip.
You're saying on record, we are getting your main cold album.
I didn't say that.
See see how fast, Look how fast they're trying to get you to go viral.
We were talking about I said that.
I said the album was coming for Christmas, right.
I thought I was just a couple couple weeks earlier.
I think it's this Thursday, Thursday night.
Speaker 1And if you're wrong, can you buy me something?
Speaker 2I owed your shoes from twenty twenty two.
I know, No, I don't, Yes, you.
Speaker 1Do, because we went shopping to go get shoes and I still don't have shoes.
Speaker 3They didn't have your size.
Everything you wanted years, they haven't had desires.
Speaker 2No, no, no.
Speaker 3When we went to Flight Club, everything she wanted.
Speaker 1They did not have told me he was gonna text Joe I did.
Speaker 2He didn't send me ship.
Speaker 3I texted him.
He was here that week.
He had a whole pop up that week, I texted him.
Speaker 2I was going through some things to win.
Oh yeah you yeah.
Oh that's when it was prime time to keep trying to keep my friends away from me.
Yeah.
Speaker 3But I do think this Thursday we get an album that I think we've all been collectively waiting.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, so you're not just open ended, we just get it.
Could be we get it, could be Dochy.
I think.
Speaker 3Okay, y'all may have been collectively waiting for Dochi.
I'm not waiting for a doty I am.
I mean, I'm I'm happy when she drops it, but I'm not sitting back like.
Speaker 2I think the person you're insinuating now but covering your ass by not saying the name.
Yes, I think the whole world is waiting for that project before probably anyone else.
So I think we get it this thirty.
Speaker 3I was a little earlier.
I thought it was Christmas.
Maybe some things can get cleared and time.
You know, the industry is closed for the holiday, so things had to get pushed.
Speaker 1Prepared to be sick of me if it's good, bitch, Sorry, you know what?
Sorry my man to twenty six, first time I've been called the bitch in twenty six.
Speaker 2Bad.
Speaker 1That's so goodful, I'm sorry, sir, Let's be fucking for real.
Speaker 2Let's be fucking for real.
We don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 1See even made me repeat myself.
Speaker 3A lot of those songs that was dropped came and went, I ain't heard none of your niggas play port or what was it port Antonio?
When the last time you pressed played in Port Antonio this year?
Cut it out?
He always he always just played a nigga song.
He liked lebron on music.
Just yo, I'm was just playing that.
Speaker 1Rory just played port Antonio Clouds and off season for me when we were on our way to the Monica.
Speaker 2Yeah, Brandon Monica and brought back twenty one Savages verse twice.
Speaker 1Yeah, he did just play Portos.
That was the last time I heard it.
Speaker 2I'm excited, man, and that was like two months ago.
Speaking of Karen with the Internet says, I do find it funny when all the comments under certain things are like they be trying to go viral.
If y'all fucking knew how much we don't know the things that are going to go viral.
Nobody, none of this ship, nobody trying something like bro I don't.
I don't even know how you would think that.
Speaker 3Nobody we were surprised at the ship that goes viral, Like the ship we think is going to go viral, we don't even make it a clip.
Speaker 2How don't you?
Speaker 3How do you even know what's like?
Nobody knows what's gonna go viral?
Speaker 2The Pepsi challenge or.
Speaker 3From having a rock walk through this door right here, like you know what I'm saying, Like, you know that's going other than that the rock Dwayne.
Speaker 2Johnson, Yeah, him walk through the door.
Speaker 3I said, if he was to walk through this door, yeah, that's going viral.
Speaker 2You know that.
Speaker 3We don't have to even other than that.
I don't know what the fuck is gonna go viral?
He'd come through the wall.
Speaker 2I don't even know even then at that point, I mean, he's gonna have to save the Democrats.
I'll still beat Rock Verse JD.
Vans for years.
Who's ready?
Too soon?
My bad?
Anyways.
Kyle Sanat says he'll never be in a relationship again.
Kyle, listen, man, that's such a twenty two year old fucking thing to say, and which I've been heartbroken before too.
It sucks.
It's part of life, and anytime someone tries to tell you that, I saw all these people trying to give him all this advice.
So when your heart is broken for the first time, all that logic goes out out the door.
DDG.
Yeah, you're right.
Then there was some other streamer UFC Fight or whatever that gave him great advice.
You're not trying to hear that when you fucking twenty two and you don't.
Speaker 3Give First of all, trying to give a twenty four year old advice about dating is like, bro, they're not retaining that information.
Speaker 2Four year old man.
Welcome to the gym.
Monday chess try as men and Mall is the leader of this entire thing.
We are so bad at consoling our friends.
He literally just gave him a Monday through Saturday that gym regiment to Kai saying I'm never going to be in a relationship again.
He's in his early twenties, so much life to live, God given no dog Friday leg day.
Speaker 3I mean to me, that is the best advice he's probably gotten on the internet.
Speaker 2Welcome to the gym, go work out.
Well, I agree that everyone should do that.
Yeah, like you, like you're twenty four.
Speaker 3This ain't going to be the last time a girl disappoints you or breaks your heart or this is not the last time, like you know what I mean.
So for Kada say he'll never be in a relationship again, I just thought that that was funny because it's like, bro, come on, man, you're never being in a relationship again in your life.
At twenty four years old, you're making that statement.
I understand he's hurt.
You know, he may be a little heartbroken.
I'll get that.
I respect that, but come on.
Speaker 2Ky, when I got my heart broken for the first time, actually, let me rephrase that, when I thought I got my heart broken for the first time, because that's what's fucked up.
When you're young.
You think your heart is broken and then your heart really gets broken later and you're just like, oh wait, I never even loved that, shiit.
I thought that was heartbreak.
But all the older people in my life off the first heartbreak.
This is why I just hate that I have such a pessimistic brain.
They were like, man, same shit, want said, this is gonna happen again.
You meet another girl, She's gonna break your heart.
This is the cycle of life.
My brain took that as this is gonna happen again.
Yeah, Now, I really don't want to be in a relationship again.
Speaker 3Yeah, it happens, man, it's part of it.
Heavy relationship ain't gonna last forever.
Speaker 2Of course not.
But you don't have twenty four heartbreak, Yeah, not your little high school heartbreak like you get twenty somethings.
Speaker 3Oh you got all this notoriety success.
Yeah, and then you know what I'm saying, You think you found a good girl, and it's like, yeah, this is gonna work.
I can see us.
Like he may have had talks about starting a family.
You know, you don't know, but that's just part of being a twenty four year old.
Like those types of moments and conversations, that's all we've We've all had those conversations at twenty four.
You've all had those thoughts about somebody at twenty four, Like when the last time you thought about that person?
Speaker 2That'd be the funniest part, Like years later, least I was really tripping over that.
Yeah, And I mean, Kyle, I'll find out later that baby, did you stay?
You're all right over there?
Speaker 3Because you sound like something you're trying to get past.
It sounds like your cat was you stepped on your cat's pail or something over good.
Speaker 2And I mean Kyle will understand that.
You know, the things that you tweeted twenty four you don't actually believe.
Yeah, he gonna look back at that, actually contact that whenever.
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Speaker 2Because there's really like two options.
You could end up like Kai, heartbroken at twenty four and never thinking you'll be in a relationship again.
Or you can be the guy that gets married and walks down the aisle to I'm going in with no reaction like you guys have thought.
I bombed on stage at live shows.
This was rough.
Can we get a little volume here, Josh?
They might cut the song off.
I just want you to see it.
Speaker 1Why is he off beat?
Speaker 2He's a white boy.
Speaker 1Hey, Hey, I'm so tishual.
Speaker 2I need this a whistle.
Oh my god, yo, hitting the ray Lewis at the end of it.
Here's here's my thing.
I can I can empathize with the jump.
We've all thought about things in our head that played out way differently once it got to reality.
Because you know, he like he's been thinking about this for months, and he thought he was gonna smoke this.
He kind of thought everyone probably start rapping along too.
Months.
Speaker 1He been thinking about that for years.
For I'm going into be the song you come out to in your wedding.
You've been wanting to do that since that song came out.
Fucking fi Why do.
Speaker 2You know all the lyrics of that song?
I do?
I don't know where so do?
I not all of them?
But just where in that song did you feel like wedding bitch.
Speaker 1Named Crystal, let us suck my pistol, shoping up on them off and I blew her brains out?
Speaker 2Imagine, Well, if your wife's name is Crystal, that's kind of romantic.
No, yeah, that's definitely romantic.
It's kind of beautiful, and it's in front of God.
So it's okay because you guys are married.
Speaker 3This would have been better if it was the reception, maybe if they both came out together.
Speaker 2So here's the thing that I never knew.
Speaker 3You had an entrance songs like when you walk, it's usually slow, Yeah, but that's what you're usually already standing there.
Speaker 2The bride is the only one that comes out.
Speaker 3The man.
Speaker 1There's the man walks down to music as well.
Nobody ever gets that, nobody cares.
Speaker 2I've never seen that.
Speaker 1I've seen them walk down to music.
It's usually like after when they announced the party and you.
Speaker 2Standing there, just thought you and your best man already standing there.
Speaker 1No, I've seen men walk down.
You've seen plenty of videos the men walk Yeah, I have plenty of videos.
Speaker 2I've seen this.
This is but who was the bride.
Speaker 1It don't matter about who was the bride.
A lot of black weddings, the man will have an entrance song too.
It's usually a slower song though, or a piano solo something like that.
But it's not they'll give him his walk I've seen that plenty of times.
Speaker 2Or they just walk out and then the best man in the bridesman like, they all just walk out and then they're there.
So we focused and we looked that up.
Dude.
The men traditionally walk out traditionally, I'm sure.
Speaker 3No, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, the tradition of marriage.
Like, I'm not talking about what you want to do at your wedding.
The tradition is the man is already standing there when a certain when when the ceremony starts.
Speaker 2I'll give you guys a little inside scoop uh to whiteness.
Peage backed me up here the song reception thing.
White people just adopted that.
White people just figured that part out, Like we're now just putting that into our wed We wouldn't, you would just go to the reception.
I still don't.
I don't like.
Speaker 1I don't like when anybody does it.
I hate it.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, the brides made it was probably around the time I'd have to say, like when vine started popping, that's when white people were like, wait, you could do this at your reception.
You're allowed to, Like, do you mean to have a good time?
Speaker 3Look at white people say you mean you could have fun?
Speaker 2That they find out about Nigerian weddings and you could just start throwing money that when white people figure that part out, those weddings are going to be nuts.
But I don't know.
I feel like, as a man, because I believe in double standards, the wedding is for the woman.
Just shut the fuck up and make it her day.
Yeah, it's her day.
It's focused on her.
I'm gonna be standing there like this.
You if your father is still in your life or alive, walk down with your pops, and I'm gonna be just like this.
I'm gonna cry.
This is for you.
This isn't like yeah, of course it's our day, but the point of this is for you, like you need to.
I'm going in as fun.
You're my superstar, so you gotta be a super star.
I don't like that.
Speaker 1I think weddings are for Actually, weddings aren't for anybody but the fucking guests who get the attend.
But I think the wedding should be equal for both, for both.
This is important to you, important to me, whatever, Like, I think that we both should be the star.
But I do not like the men who do.
I don't like celebrity basemen like that ship that.
I wouldn't have married him.
Speaker 2I wouldn't have married it.
Speaker 1I wouldn't married that's embarrassing.
Fuck like I would have married him.
Speaker 2That is no.
But what she probably didn't see it, like imagine she gets to the receptions like, yo, he did what wait, let me see that video.
Speaker 1Oh my god, the wedding video.
Don't fucking put that in my wedding video.
Speaker 3That was crazy though, watching that just now was wild.
Speaker 1But any nigga I would do that.
He corny twenty four seven, So she knew she married a corny nigga.
She probably was in the back like he'd be.
Speaker 2Cool, corny, like just nice, might be a nice guy.
Just save that's like a nice guy saved there for the reception.
Speaker 3Bro, you playing rat walking down like you did not even marry yet, Like this is supposed to be when the party's about to start, like we're about to have fun.
Let loose a little bit.
Bride changes her dress and.
Speaker 2Go back to the video.
On top of that, like, Bro, people still arriving, Like it's not even full capacity in there yet.
It's a lot of empty chair he said, it ain't even there, It's not even this part of the party.
He walk there's a lot of spaces between everybody.
Josh to do this at the peak of the party.
Speaker 3And why not to the beginning of Josh he walked out like this is summer slam like.
Speaker 2And mismanaged it.
There's a full staircase.
Go back to zero zero again.
Look at that staircase he could have utilized.
He could have came down those steps.
Speaker 3Now he wanted to come out like stone cold.
He came out like stone cold.
That's how stone cold walk.
That's the Steve Austin walk.
Speaker 2Right him out like Erica Kirk stop, that's the thing on Twitter.
I didn't do it.
Oh this is that's so bad?
Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 1Maybe maybe he's special needs.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would think that this would be the official do that to people with special needs.
I'm not doing it to put that on them.
Yeah, some of them would never do that.
They'd be looking at this like, what's wrong with you radio?
What's wrong with this guy?
Doing way too much?
Speaker 1He ended it with, Ah, I'm like, maybe this is a parody.
Maybe it's a parody.
Maybe somebody's filming a sketch.
Speaker 2Yo, look at your man looking back like.
Speaker 3That's a nasty That might be the nastiest wedding interest of all time.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was disgusting.
What's your How y'all gonna walk into y'all ship if.
Speaker 3Y'all ever with you, I'm not going I'm not walking out.
Everybody doesn't rise like I'm the judge and where.
Speaker 2You're gonna have to walk there?
Speaker 1You have to walk like like you're gonna have to walk there eventually you have to.
Speaker 3Yeah, but I'm just saying it's not going to be like that.
It's not gonna be an trench like not come from the ceiling like the ball girls when they sitting on the thing and they just hold them to that big ass bottle.
Speaker 2As I definitely want to come from under the stage for sure, like from the pull bit no, like like when Mike came up under the stage like smoke and everything.
Yeah, or Chris Brown went like all the way around the stadium on that thing.
I just want to do that in Catholic church.
Speaker 3Like Jesus like he was like in the play around Christmas.
Speaker 2Have you ever imagined y'all wedding?
Speaker 1I know women do it like I do it every time just to put my like when I can't sleep at night.
Speaker 2I just yes.
But we know that it's that's not our call like we could have as Chris Rocks.
There's no Men's Bridle magazine like we can't even if we have ideas.
Speaker 3It's for the woman to decide what she wants for her wedding.
She's been thinking about this since she was two years old.
Speaker 2I subscribe to Slam magazine and East Bay, Like if this hasn't been my dream my whole life, the furthest thought.
Speaker 3I've ever had about my weddingess, me and all all of my groomsmen will be wearing the Jordan elevens.
Speaker 2Jesus, you're you're such an eighties baby ship.
Speaker 3That's as far as I got.
Everybody gonna have one O Jordan black and white Jordan elevens.
That's it, okay, haven't given it no other thought?
Speaker 2Ma fire, is this gonna be sponsored by stock X?
I know some people.
No one's gonna get his license to marry you.
I know some people.
Man, we can make it happen.
So does she have to wear the Jordans as well or no?
Speaker 3She could wear whatever she wants.
Speaker 2But me and my that's nice to you to elect your wife wear whatever she wants for her wedding.
Speaker 3I mean, just just for that day.
That's it.
That after we get married.
So what I say, what I say goes.
Yeah, that's the most part I got is like, we're gonna all wear Jordan elevens because all of my that's like our anybody that I think will be my groomsman.
That's definitely our favorite sneak of all time.
Speaker 2So why not?
Speaker 1It's so fucking tacky?
How is that tacky?
Speaker 3It's better if we have a hold from the Bronx.
It's better if we have on like all the same.
Speaker 1Shoes, Like, yeah, y'all are having all the same shoes.
If you fucking wear the Jordan's, put some hard bottoms on like a fucking adult for what?
Speaker 2For what?
Speaker 3Just tell me for what?
Niggas get married on the beasts barefoot for what?
I'm just saying for what?
Speaker 2Like?
Tell me what?
Why do we Why do we have to do that just because that's what they traditionally do?
Speaker 1Like why can't the man have a walkout song just because that ain't what they traditionally do.
You're gonna bring it out tradition.
That's nasty And I think that wearing them Jordan's is nasty.
Speaker 2No, it's not.
Speaker 1Y'all want to do that in the reception cool the actual wedding, Yeah, why not make sure you take a future wife that at date three?
Speaker 2Oh, I should know that.
I would say, this is like the Irish Bronx version of what Maul is saying.
With a wedding party.
It's my pop's wedding party and everyone had to wear the Irish caps.
This is their Jordan Elevens gangster.
This is uh, this is that Terminal bar on Broadway in Riverdale, right right right across from Van Cortland.
Yeah, I got married at Mount Saint Vincent.
But yeah, this, this, this is what the Irish Bronx wedding party looks like.
Come on, man, he Pops got it right.
You figured it out.
Him and the guys.
There's criminals in this.
No, let me let me show you one through.
I had no no that two of these gentlemen are one of the fus.
Right, there's no doubt in my mind.
Here's the thing, all right.
That's all the way to left.
That's my uncle Paul.
To the right, that's my uncle Kevin.
That's my uncle Faye.
That's my other uncle Kevin.
The other two guys, I have no idea who the fuck that is?
Speaker 3The help the muscles, the muscle gentlemen was just to make sure ship went right down.
That's what they was there for.
Speaker 2The muscle.
You know.
Man, My my uncle Faye is all the way in the back.
That's how I found out I was related to Colin Quinn.
At the funeral, I was like, damn, I didn't know we was related.
Speaker 3Look at the guys, man, No, just another day.
Speaker 2So you gotta treat your wedding and this is this is how crazy like the late eighties was all these guys are young.
Yeah they look fifty.
Yeah.
Speaker 3How was it that when you got married he's in his thirties?
Speaker 2Nah?
No, definitely not.
I don't know the exact age, but yeah, I just this is this is a bunch of young guys in their twenties in the Bronx.
Speaker 3This is how white people aged it.
And that's what the Wayans used to look like the marriage.
That's the Wayans right there.
Those hats those are in Nike texts right there.
Speaker 2Oh for sure when you saw that, like you know that that's the shisty mask.
Was that the peaky blonde hatches they have the blades.
Speaker 3In the in the brim, Oh for sure it did.
Okay, yeah, see gotta put the raised blazes right there.
Smack the ship up somebody when they say something stupid.
Some I'm gonna do the baby d she keep calling me a bitch.
Speaker 2Apparently apparently this uh, this exact day at the Terminal bar.
This was I think the day before their wedding.
My grandfather god Rest is so beat this ship out of somebody in the bar that was talking to my what's what's the best man for women?
The maid of honor?
Made of honor.
Some guy was harassing the maid of honor, and my grandfather beat the fucking breaks off to the point that it kind of ruined.
Like this was their version of like the the pre dinner thing, like the day before they just went to the terminal bar and in the Bronx, just the bachelor party right there, like to the point that we didn't know, like they didn't know if my grandfather was gonna make the wedding.
Yeah, like he may be sitting down from That's hilarious.
Yeah, I wish I could have seen this.
Shout out to the guys man and shout out to Riverdale and and Josh and his family.
I'm sure.
I'm sure Josh's parents are somewhere somewhere in the back over there, right next to Joe's pizza ship.
PEG's family too, is from Riverdale.
For Reuch was born in the Bronx.
He'd be trying to do this Kansas ship.
And I like Bronx legend.
He's just definitely a bronxedg Bronx ledgends everywhere.
Speaker 1Yeah, see that fucking mustache that is a Kansas legend.
Speaker 2Nah, that's Bronx.
Wait, go back to my dad's photo.
Somebody got that same but they're from the Bronx, the same bar, the same same part.
He's still there.
She only offers one.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's my godfather Kevin all the way to the right middle.
He has that same porn musta right now, Uncle Paul is full qing on.
Now I gotta talk to from an Irish Democrat in the Bronx to that, Like, how did this formation happen on Facebook system?
Man?
It happens evolution?
Yeah, what what do we think our first voicemail of the year, Like, do we think someone's gonna set the tone?
Speaker 3I hope so for the year.
Speaker 2Nah, this sets the tone that this does?
It?
Is it a good one?
I see Taylor at the top.
I was on I was on Discord Live with Tailor Dog.
I was talking to Taylor on Discord Live over the break.
Oh yeah yeah and doing great.
I was a hanging.
She don't even I don't even like that.
I don't even like that you said that, Tailor No, I love her?
Does Tailor no all love her?
You know, I'm just fucking whatever's hanging.
She's boiled.
She definitely sanitized.
If only Discord will understand, she's boy, it's hanging to the left and it's being bored.
Yeah yeah, all right.
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Speaker 2Here Taylor Taylor is sponsored by Boots.
Speaker 4Happy New Year and all that good stuff.
Being that it's the new year, triggering a memory, I wanted to get your take on it.
So many moons ago, at least seven years at least seven years ago, right, Me and my girl, if that's what you want to call her.
We go to my friend's house for a New Year's party, a very close friend of mine.
But she's deal with her man and her friends and then just me and my girl.
Speaker 2We kicking in, having a good time as we do.
Speaker 4End of the night, she said that me and my girl or whoever you wanna call her, that we can.
Speaker 2Stay, and we did.
So.
We laying up on a food time.
Speaker 4Middle of the night, I'm hearing cheese getting clapped, like my friend is fucking her man.
They're going in, so I naturally, knowing me, I'm like, I'm like aroused, like so I talked to my friend girl whatever you want to call her, was like yo, Like what's up?
Speaker 2What you're trying to do?
Speaker 4She got offended that I was aroused because it was my friend having sex in the other room, so she didn't want to do anything with me.
Speaker 2I took care of myself.
But that's not the question.
Speaker 4Is is that weird?
Like, I'm sure we've all been in situations where our friends have had read in the same room or adjacent.
Speaker 2We're all grown.
I'm sure it's happened.
Speaker 4Like, does it change how you should feel about listen listening to sex just because you know them?
Like, what would you guys do in this situation?
Would you be upset?
Would you be with it?
Speaker 1Like?
Speaker 3Let me know?
So wait, So the girl that Taylor was with, that's her girlfriend.
It was her little boot at the time.
Speaker 2Her boy, and they are very clear that that's not her girl.
But that's her girl.
Speaker 3And the girl Taylor, the girl that was in the room having sex, is her homegirl too.
Speaker 2It's her homegirl.
Yeah, not somebody she's fucking.
She brought.
She brought her no mean to her friend's crib for a New Year's party.
They ended up staying there and then her her homegirl was with her boyfriend and it was New Year's Eve, so she got her her cheeks clapped.
They was in the other room.
She heard them making sex noises and it turned her on.
And usually I always want to be on Taylor's side here, but yeah, you're fucking wrong.
Speaker 1No, I don't think Taylor's wrong all.
I'm on the complete opposite side of that.
Speaker 3What else, because you're a freak code, I mean the non freaking I'm a.
Speaker 1Bit why would we be in a respectful the non free CODs, the non free codes.
That's well, let's go my friends who are different.
Freak is more of a compliment.
Who is it insult?
But like to stop putting that on me.
You don't know that.
Speaker 2Don't put free co is not necessarily a whole.
No, she's a freaking.
Speaker 1I'm also not any This the point of the conversation, the point of the conversation.
Speaker 3No, if you if you get a roused here, like if my homeboys in the room smashing his girl and I'm like in the living room with my you know, like a girl that I date and we have said and I get like horny off.
Speaker 2That is a little weird.
That's weird.
I think it's my job.
I think that's a little weird.
An that's weird.
Speaker 3It's like my homie in this smashing his girl and I'm like, let's do what they doing, Like that's a little that's that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2It's hard, yeah, because it's hard to speak from this.
Speaker 3It's crazy that she masturbated and got off like Ship said, fuck, you want to do nothing, I'm gonna pop off on on a couch and other band Like that's the if.
Speaker 1You snuck if you snuck off into the bathroom and got one out, you were really freaked out, you real freaking out.
But as long as you didn't let her know, Okay, I don't feel like that's wrong, like it is.
Speaker 3Let me, let me, let me show you one thing.
Tailor did not go in the bathroom and rolling out.
She rubbing out right on that fuuton.
Speaker 2And right before she started said you're not even my girl.
Yeah, that's that's that's that's too much.
Now, there's no scenario your friend having sex and you ain't a ride day whatever in this situation.
That makes sense because even if like even if your homie is fucking his girl in the room next to you, he's not making any noise, she's making noise.
It's weird that you're getting turned on by your homies girlfriend sex voice.
Speaker 1But that's why I said, I think that's odd.
I think it's different for men.
I think because I'm here, I'm listening to y'all and y'all right, like when y'all are talking about it, it feels weird.
But I feel like for women, like, I don't think that it's weird.
I don't think that the sound of hearing someone have sex and that you're getting turned on by that.
Speaker 2I don't think you was a stranger, that's door in the hotel or whatever.
Cool, that's your friend.
Speaker 3Like I've had I've been in this situation right and my homeboys having sex with his girl and like you know, they was in there going crazy whatever.
She's making mad noise, yelling.
I'm not I told him the next day.
I was like, yo, dog, like I get it, y'all having sex.
I was like that, y'all dragged it.
But your girl making up.
She she know she know we in the in the living room, bro, like she performing.
That's a performance, Like you know you know we can hear you.
This house thing was so big, like you making all of them, Like y'all can sneak one, you know, get the quiet little lay on the side like you know.
Speaker 2I'm not saying y'all can't have sex.
Speaker 3In your bedroom, but like for your girl to be making that noise and she know your homies is downstairs.
Speaker 1That also be a nigga thing because I've I've unfortunately seen I've been privy to it, whether it was me or somebody else.
A man will know his friends are there and he'll go he'll do things that make you scream, not even things that are like inherently he's doing it for your pleasure.
Niggas don't go hard to make you scream so that their homeboys can hear you.
Niggas are the weird shit.
They do what they do.
They're gay, that's gay men are home.
Speaker 2Ironic, y'all.
Like y'all don't know.
Speaker 1I said, all the time they say, oh, the Marisol is calling something gay men do homoerotic ash all the time to try.
Speaker 3To impress Oh no, I'm I'm on your side with that.
First of all, I think hip hop is one of the most homo erotic coaches in the world.
We can have that on the Patreon if y'all want to.
Speaker 2I mean, we did it in a sketch sit down with a gay man to read lyrics, so we know that.
Speaker 3But like, yeah, like I look at it started it.
I look at I look at people.
When you're having sex with your girl and your girl is too loud and she know your homies can hear her.
Speaker 2Come on, bro, Like, what's up?
Man?
What you why?
Speaker 3Why your girl that loud?
Like I get it, but she know we right here in the other room.
Like that's not.
Speaker 2Then to get a rouse and want to have sex with the girl I'm with.
Speaker 3Off of that, that's crazy.
At that point, we might as well be in.
Speaker 2The same room.
Yes, you dragged so bad.
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3If that's the next thing.
I'm like, that's such a demarriage.
If I'm in the next room and you and your boyfriend is please, oh my god, look how fast?
Speaker 2Look how fast?
Instead make it what I'm saying.
Speaker 1But I'm my home boy, it's different, Like it's different.
Speaker 3Just you think my homeboy's girlfriend is not my homegirl, Like that's my that's sense at this.
Speaker 2Point, that's my own.
Speaker 1That would make my stomach.
That's girl but y'all are'd be so weird.
Y'all are men.
Speaker 2Here's the thing.
I'm it's still weird to me if you do that period, but I can see that more if like y'all are on vacation sharing a hotel suite and it's just some random chick and that happens your girl at your house.
No, Like, that's fucking nuts to me.
That's crazy.
That's nuts, that's crazy.
I still think the latter hotel sheet is weird too, but I guess I can kind of understand that your your queen if you slamming sheets like that.
Speaker 3Fam just it's a it's a gangster party at this part, Like just open the.
Speaker 2Door and we all naked and fucking because at that point, when I'm walking down the aisle to I'm going in all the wedding parties and me thinking about my girl sex sounds because it's.
Speaker 3Not that's your friend getting aroused and would to have sex with your girls.
Speaker 2That's crazy.
Speaker 1Again, Like I said, I think this.
I think taylor situation is different because I have the four people in the house, three of them are women.
I think it's a completely different scenario than.
Speaker 2What y'all are.
You do you think it would be weird?
Completely hypothetical?
You and Maul are in the same house, you are with your boyfriend?
Please stop and Maul, here's that?
And Mall gets turned on, like do you think that would be okay?
Please?
Speaker 1You're again bringing up men.
It's like I've already agreed with ask you.
Speaker 2Yes we're men.
Speaker 1Yes, I understand that.
But what I'm saying is, y'all keep arguing with me on my point.
I agree with y'all when it comes to men.
I think that that's weird.
I don't think it's weird for Taylor and two other girls to be turned on.
Like two, it's two of y'all is gay already, that's number one, and then there's another woman in there.
There's only one male in the house.
Speaker 2Gayto Well, we don't know about Taylor's.
Speaker 3Nah mean, because Taylor's been with men before, allegedly, we can't say shit in twenty twenty six, Bro, she said that out loud on fide, I mean, take it out whatever.
Speaker 2No, it's not joking.
He was joking.
Speaker 1But yeah, Taylor, I think that if you beat off in front of that girl, you're wrong.
But I don't think you're weird or your body's weird, or like it's weird that you got turned on by the sound of hearing people have sex, especially if you find the friend attractive.
If you find a friend attractive, I also don't think that that's weird.
Speaker 2So yeah, here's my thing.
All right, we've addressed Taylor and her not mean.
If your tailor's friend is getting her back blown in and then find out that you was popping off to me, her friend may not be gay, she's in a relation.
She could just be I want to get back find out your friend is popping her pussy to you having sex and you're just a straight woman that just wants to be friends.
Speaker 3Oh, I feel like the friend would feel a fuck like big deal that easily though.
But why you say it's different from men.
Speaker 1Because I don't think it's.
I don't I don't know how.
Speaker 2To everyone likes women, not everyone.
Speaker 1That's that's kind of what I'm what I'm saying.
Girls do get it's the same way how you won't sit up there and be naked on the phone with your homeboy, but girls who aren't fucking each other will be naked on the phone with each other all the time.
It's just a different level when it comes to women in the way that our relationships are.
Speaker 2Because I even know women that are completely completely straight but only watch lesbian port like for example, I don't know any man that is straight and just why he skate porn for example, And it's just it's different.
Speaker 1I also think it's different for like, just the type of relationships that men and women have.
I just think it's different.
For example, I might get turned on by hearing one of my homegirls have sex with a dude.
If I hear Rory have sex with a woman, I'm gonna throw up.
But that's equally my homeboy, the same way that she's equally my homegirl.
But it's complete.
The relationship dynamics are completely different.
Speaker 3I don't understand that.
I'm sorry, I'm not that vocal.
I don't understand that.
Oh God, I don't understand that.
All right, So it's because you're not sexually attracted to Rory.
But if he was sexually attracted, I'm asking.
Speaker 2A serious question.
I'm sure if I don't even think, no, no, no, not, it's sexually.
Speaker 3Attracted see your friend, it's sexually attracted to see your friend's boyfriend.
Speaker 2No, No, not that.
Speaker 3Why is that ill?
I'm trying to figure out what the difference is that because.
Speaker 1The sound, because the sound of the man, like the sound of the man having sex, is not the turn on part.
The sound of the attractive part is the woman.
The attractive part is the way the woman sounds.
And also some people are sound people when it comes to sex, and some people are visual people.
Like there's some people who can't watch sex on TV because the like watching sex turns them off, but they like the audio.
Some people get turned on by audio.
Some people get turned on by visual.
That's another thing.
Speaker 2This is coming from my straight bias, but I could never imagine anyone being turned on by a man's groans like That's.
Speaker 1There's a lot of women who are We called them the super straights, the super straights.
They love the sound of a man moaning.
Speaker 2Super straight.
Speaker 1The super straights them girls that wouldn't think about they can't even look at women like that, superstraights.
Okay, Taylor was wrong, man, and I feel like she was wrong for beating off.
Speaker 2How did you what she was wrong for them?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Speaker 2I don't think she was wrong for getting around.
Speaker 1You can't turn you can't choose when you're aroused or not.
You can't choose that just you can.
You cannot choose when you're aroused.
Speaker 2Mall.
You cannot choose that.
Speaker 1You can choose to act on your arousal, but arousal is a natural body thing.
You can't choose to be aroused.
You've never your dick never got hard before.
You had to be like, oh, chill out and calm it down.
But there's been plenty of times where your dick has got hard and you ain't expecting the.
Speaker 2Getyard fucking all of high school in math class.
Speaker 1Like you like arousal was a natural thing.
Speaker 3M I don't know about that.
I think you choose to get aroused in that moment.
Like if my friend is having sex and I get aroused, it's not because sex is happening.
I'm choosing, like damn, I hain't lie.
I'm trying to do it and I got a girl with me.
I'm choosing to get aroused.
Like if you sitting on the couch and your friends, and.
Speaker 2When you be aroused of the girl that you're next to, if you wanted to fuck her.
I don't think my man's moans is gonna make me I should fuck this girl your man's moment.
Speaker 3Just the fact that somebody's having sex right here in the next room, and you, like we're all in the same house together, like you might just get aroused in that moment.
We might have been just chilling on the couch.
I'm not aroused.
I hear y'all start having sex now, I want to have sex.
That's a choice.
Speaker 1Nigoadn't even think about sex forere you heard that nigga clapping.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying that to me, that you're choosing that, Like, I just I don't I don't know.
That's just friends.
I don't care if a friends my homeboys having sex with this girl is no way I'm getting a rose off of that.
It's not happening.
Speaker 2You think Taylor dapt homie when he came out of the room.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
I feel like she would owe him that at least.
Speaker 3Yeah, he inspider inspired rub one out and brother went out as crazy wild.
Speaker 2Also, like did she leave the room?
You imagine if you don't want to fuck and you're hearing two people that you don't really know like that, because you were brought here as the plus one fucking over there.
Then your girl starts touching her pussy like you just sitting here around a bunch of horney muffy, like you're just sitting there, like, yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 3Yeah, that's crazy.
That gotta be a crazy situation.
Speaker 1Yeah, she was, She was wrong for everyone out, but I'm not.
I'm not blaming you for getting aroused by hearing people have sex.
A lot of people get aroused by hearing people have sex.
Like, I don't think you're worried about that.
No, I think that's fine.
Speaker 3Just not my friend, not my friends, and that's my friend's crazy.
Speaker 2Like nah, I think I'm cool.
Speaker 3Yeah, like my friend's girl, like they y'all in having sex and I get aroused.
Speaker 2That's wold.
I don't even like to hear when people are telling me that they're trying for kids, like that's an awkward conversation, like, yeah, we're trying right now, Like I don't need to know how much y'all fuck?
Yeah, you know, because I'm the same.
Speaker 3I don't want to hear that ship man, I don't want to hear my homemner's good.
Yeah, y'all in it trying to have a bit, I don't.
I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1And I'm sure Taylor said it was her homegirl.
I doubt it's a super super close friend because hearing your super super close friend get banged, it's like it probably was like an associate that she thinks is attractive.
Speaker 2You would let Taylor come in the room and watch.
Speaker 1No, the thought somebody watched me have sex makes me fucking cringe.
Speaker 2I'm not one of those people.
Yeah, I turned that down once.
We know I would have felt weird.
Taylor wanted to watch you have sex?
No?
Oh, I'm about to say, wouldn't have What show was this?
I want to say, wait, what happened after the Dallas show?
Speaker 1Taylor, I've never seen a mask?
Speaker 2A man asked if she could watch me and somebody I was dealing with.
Again, I'm really serious.
This was like seven eight years ago.
Asked if she could watch us, and I was like, No, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 3Like you watch it your hands.
That's what I will say.
You watch naked, you gotta get naked, though, you can watch what you gotta be naked other than if not, it's just weird, Like we have a sex and we look over and it's a girl with like a jacket on.
Speaker 2If it was like a stranger, cool, But this person like is a friend of mine to this day, and I feel like that just would have been weird.
I mean she wanted to fuck.
No, I don't think she wanted to.
Speaker 3Yeah, he fumbled to Tracy.
He fumbled to Tracy.
You didn't even know you had the Tracy sitting right there for you.
Speaker 2I talked, I talked Israel Palestin at my Tracy talking to the god right now.
Speaker 3Y know, you funckled with the Tracy man.
Come on, she wanted to join, you know that she but she ain't know how to ask her.
Speaker 2But I didn't.
No, that's a friend.
I don't want to Like, I didn't want to fuck my friend.
I understand.
Speaker 1That's not piece over here, pieces over with a wos.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I know he wasn't.
He wasn't.
He wasn't sexually attracted to her.
Because friends.
So it's not like I've never even had I got those friends too.
Speaker 3That's my homegirls that I never ever did anything.
And if I had a girl and I was about to go and say, she was like, I want to watch you.
I got a few old girls, I'm like, hell yeah, and I don't know exist you're.
Speaker 1The reason why they think that women and men can't be friends.
Speaker 3No, that's not true.
I got a whole bunch of homegirls.
That's like fine, at fuck, that's literally my homegirl.
But if I'm about to have sex and one of my own girls that's gorgeous, tell me they want to come watch me and the girl have sex.
I'm not gonna be like, nah, you know what I'm saying.
I want home friends.
Hurry up, take your ship off, hurry up.
Speaker 2Also, the woman I was dealing with was I know, super straight, like she wasn't.
It wouldn't have been.
It wouldn't have added up to a threesome.
I know that it just would have been weird.
Oh so that she wants to fuck you, No, I think she's bisexual and wanted to watch the girl I was.
I think she just wanted to see the girl.
Speaker 1When you said the she wanted to see, you said the girl you were dealing with was super straight.
Speaker 2Oh no, the friend was is super bisexual, And I don't think she wanted to fuck me.
I think she just wanted to see that girl get fucked.
Speaker 1Ah, that's some people's kink, which I don't judge.
That's why tailors.
Speaker 2I would probably allow somebody, a woman that's attractive to do that, just not a friend, because now it's weird.
Taylor.
Speaker 1You're not wrong for your voyeurism, but you need to be more.
You've got to get somebody who's in the same way.
Speaker 2That soundarism.
That's not even like, that's not boyards.
They couldn't watch.
She was just listening.
We're kind of part I guess rubbing.
Speaker 3One night while your girl is just sitting there and not wanting to have sex.
It's crazy because like what if I do that?
What if I'm with my sex and I just thought, like, you know what I'm.
Speaker 2Saying, thank you for leaving me alone.
That's not crazy.
Speaker 1No, thank you for leaving me alone.
Speaker 2No, that's why.
Speaker 1Thank you for if you asked me and I'm like, no, I'm not to mood.
Let me alone and you rub one out, I don't give a fuck.
I will wrap my little pinky too around yours for some extra stimulation.
Speaker 2Just leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 3I think yo, Mas is crazy.
I always knew she was crazy with that right there to solidify it.
You not mad if he started jergging off.
But you're gonna play footies with him while he's doing it, Yeah, because I could do that half asleep.
Speaker 2Oh, she don't like that, niggas.
Speaker 1No, I've just been in relationships for a very love I've been in long term relationships.
Speaker 2Sometimes you don't want to have sex for sure that much.
It's because you horny.
Speaker 1You want to know and I'm not in the mood do your thing because when it's my turn and you don't want to have sex, baby a one monkey ain't stopping on nail show.
Speaker 2So no man is ever like.
Speaker 1Yes, that happens off the time.
We've had this conversation on this exact podcast, you've been horny and nigga, what happens all the time when you're in a long relation of relationship from all time.
Speaker 2She believes that in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1Niggas have flus.
Niggas don't feel like like niggas got the flu.
Niggas got you know what I'm saying, RSV shit going on.
Speaker 3I didn't have the flu all kind of shit stomach ache.
One thing, I ain't never been too sick to do one dig I ain't never been too under the weather floor y'all tripping.
Speaker 2Remember when Larrydavid try to fuck Cheryl on curb?
Speaker 3What are you doing?
He's like, I didn't know.
You know, she has the flu.
You just let her rest?
No, Like, wait, I'm just I'm letting any woman know that I'm dating if I have the flu and you want to come it, suck me up, please do.
I'm not stopping it.
Don't leave me alone.
I need all the nourishment, please.
Speaker 2And I gotta get this out of me.
Yeah, this is probably why I'm sick.
I need to flush.
Yeah, it's not just the poores that I need to know.
Yeah, it's a whole thing.
It's a whole head to toe.
There's and we can close.
Of course, the Horny cast out in twenty twenty six, starting to realize that I think there's way too many levels to the voyeurism thing, because I used to think we're all kind of voyers because we watch porn.
But I've been across the street from this hotel, from a building I've been staying in, and it's a lot of people that fuck, and it's gross.
I don't want to watch.
I think people think voyeurs are that way because they watch attractive people have sex.
That's like one percent of the population on porn.
Speaker 3That's the one people want to go to New Beach.
They think it's gonna be like the prettiest women.
Speaker 2You think a bunch of bad bitches is going to the nude beach.
No, it's everybody that's that's like.
I wish they would turn the lights off across the street.
Anytime I go to fucking clothes, I'm like, oh, y'all are fucking gross.
Anybody fat bodies just rubbing against it.
I would still.
Speaker 1Watch with binoculars, even fat, ugly old people.
Speaker 2Then you're aware for sure.
Speaker 1I'm nosy.
That's why I thought it was just nosy.
Speaker 2I wouldn't even be turned out.
I was like, oh, nosy, And everyone's not a porn star just clapping cheeks.
Some people are just laying belly to belly.
That's the best.
That's my you get to know.
I don't think anyone should watch it.
That's how you get to know them.
Speaker 3You gotta make your belly buttons connect.
That's how you get to know.
Speaker 1Thank you so much, everybody.
Speaker 2That's the third hour, right, you don't even see me.
You don't see me.
Know that I don't even know the maths.
Speaker 3You've seen the avatar when they put the tail inside.
What you think that is?
Let me put my tail inside Jacobs your mind?
Speaker 1Now, thank you everybody for listening to us for our first episode.
Speaker 2Was the last time y'all saw an AUTI belly button?
Audi?
They don't make those, We still got them, you were all.
There's the whole generation of kids that never saw an Audi belly who got an Audi?
Women don't even barely have belly buttons.
No more to Audi.
The belly buttons just be moving.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know, nobody got an Audi.
You got a You're still walking around with an Audi?
Come on, what you doing?
Speaker 2When did When did audis go away?
Speaker 3I want to say at least early two thousands, two thousands.
Speaker 1Yea, when the doctors stopped fucking people.
Speaker 3Up the Audi?
Having the Audi is crazy.
I remember the first time a girls showed yep, we'll talk to you, We'll It.
Speaker 2Was kind of on the line.
One thing.
I grew up around a lot of kids that were adopted.
All the kids that were adopted or in group homes had Audi belly buttons, probably a hernia like then, we need to look into that.
It's a Hernia.
Yeah, so that does what she means a Hernia.
I thought they just pulled the big cord too fast.
Speaker 3And stayed out.
That's what you thowt happened.
Yeah, no, kind of.
Speaker 1In this episode for seventeen minutes, Yo pressed the.
Speaker 3Whisky leaf for the My man whar is locked up in Romania on that little bullshit charge?
Your wi what's the charge?
He probably had weed drug possession?
Speaker 2All right?
So are we gonna trade the Venezuelan president for nothing?
That's what happened.
I think that's what tell I love you, Let's not trade any fucking arms dealers.
Where you had you go sit down for not much?
Was We're not trading commisary for the world's most dangerous niggas for y'all for weed.
Y'all keep going to these wig countries with these wed drug lords.
Speaker 3Leave the vape at home, leave the oil pins, leave the weed.
Speaker 2You niggas.
Speaker 3Just relax for a couple of days and then get back to Cali and smoke all you want.
But nah, hopefully you know, Whiz get through this nine months and he's good.
Yeah, I mean, at that point you know how to do no time.
He just can't go back to Romania.
If he goes back, who your winds don't need to go to Romania.
Speaker 2I mean, if everyone starts following suit with the United States, the Romaniu might just fly over here and Scooper, Mom, imagine that come coming with us.
You almost not months fil all right, we'll talk to y'all soon.
Be safe, be blessed, Happy New Year.
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