If someone through that thing and like, first of all, the bounce, the bounce that that thing had.

If that smacks and lay in the face, you know that that's gonna be plastered everywhere.

And if it didn't, you, like.

If it came front, feel good.

Dude, I'm saying about like if it gets like I'm just I just know how things go viral now, and I just know if that thing like even came from like the rafters or bounds and just slapped me right in the face, I could never I could.

That would be what I'd be known for for life.

Episode two, show me something.

How are you?

Let's say, are you in?

Are you still in Seattle?

So?

No, So we're on like a ten day road stretch and so we played in Dallas, played in Seattle.

We got to La late late kind of early morning, and then I stayed at the pool all day to day.

And that's why I'm kind of wearing a hat too, because like I'm fried.

La gave me everything, Indiana did it or has it, and it's sun so I'm so happy.

Good.

Don't be careful though we're sunscreen.

I don't I believe in like baby oil.

Oh are you in New York or where you at.

I'm in New York.

I'm in my freshly moved into apartment that is like not decorated yet, so there's just stuff everywhere, and I feel like this background looks is it looks like the wall is like fully black.

Yeah, okay, so it's like it's a navy blue.

It's called it's called hail navy.

And it looks cool when the sun comes through, and it like when it's light during the day, it's really pretty.

But right now it's intimidating.

It looks like it looks like Batman's cave.

I think, without further ado, I should say you dropped a podcast and then dropped Absolute Buckets in Seattle, and that might not be a coincidence.

You tell me, I don't think it is.

I think you are a part of my life now and I think that's really great vibes.

So it's us.

Talk me through.

I mean, we might as well hop right into last night, just because it's fresh you and off you guys had a big lead for a little bit, almost blew it.

But here we are, and it's what have you guys went eight out of ten?

Uh, we've won the last five.

Yeah, but I think your life and that one is eight out of ten streak right now.

Hey, I don't want to I don't want to speak for the Indiana Fever, but you were rocking.

Oh good?

No, we really are, Like we're in a great rhythm.

Offensively, we're like killing it.

Everyone's kind of in their group, which is really nice.

Everyone knows their roles and they're they're killing their roles.

Defensively, we've been playing pretty good, but we've played some like tough teams like these aren't just like wins from teams at the bottom of the pack, like it's big wins for us.

And plus, winning on the road is hard in general, and so last night was a big win.

So a part of your gauntlet that you've just been slang was Dallas And have you played Did you ever play Yukon in college?

No?

Okay?

First to get Paige Beckers?

Yeah, how do we feel she?

Do you have a relationship off the court at all or do you just love her as a ball player?

No, I think I did well.

No, I don't really have a relationship with her off the court at all, But I just like love her vibe and her energy, Like I just think that she is a good freaking human and she's a great basketball player, but like she really is.

She's just like a great teammate and she's a phenomenal leader, and like I am all for that.

I think she's just and I know a lot of people.

She's probably gonna get Rookie of the Year, as she should, but I just think, like she's taller than I am.

We played her three times, and the way she just gets to her mid range, she's just insane.

Like her, Yeah, I don't know, you cut her off and she just has so much, like so much in her that like she's no, she has a jack No, No, I don't literally, but she's fun to play against.

Like we were kind of chatting it up last game, but she's she's I like her.

She's a hell for all this.

Shit talking you, dude, do you get some meaningful conversations in there every once in a while, dude?

Of course?

Like no, I know, yeah, No.

It's so funny though, because like we played on Friday, and like I'm just gonna break it down.

So there's this one play where second half, she she like went to the went to the left and I cut her off and she did like a step through and like banked it, and you know, we were there, so the whole crowd's like ooh.

And I was like, all right, yeah, that's good move.

And we were running back and she goes, hey, I traveled on that last one.

And I was like, no, I thought you did.

You know what I mean, But like we were just like talking up or something, and then like I fouled but it wasn't a foul.

They called it, and I told the rep to like challenged it or our coaches to challenge it, and they're like she I think.

She was like, yeah, they should challenge that.

I was like, I know.

It's like, oh, they never listened to me.

Do you think you get us as light of a whistle as the NBA on traveling?

M No, there's nothing like the NBA when it comes to their traveling.

Yeah, I mean I figured that, but like there's nothing like it.

It's like that, I like it.

You it's comical, Like I'm just you had to think about that for a second.

But that's that's really funny because I knew I mean, I knew the answer.

I just want to see if you.

It, uh, be like dude real quick before I'm not going to be polite on that.

But in the corner though, like we like we're talking about and kind of lapping, and I like hid her and of course like the internet and everyone's like, oh, Page isn't messing with Sophie.

She doesn't like her.

I was like, dude, we were literally lapping and talking to each other, and I was like, we will just want we will want us to hate each other so bad.

Like everyone, I'm just like, what is going on?

I'm like, it's not like that.

So but she's a hell of a player like I I would and she plays the right way.

I would love to play with her at some point my crew, for sure.

What is your career high?

Ever?

Ever?

I think it's forty two?

Jesus what at Miszoo though a fresh.

Oh yeah, no, I'm talking in the dub Oh thirty six.

That's still a lot.

Yeah, but yeah, so Fever are hot right now?

Anything special about last night that you like?

Feel like?

I don't know Keys to Victory.

I watched a little tape today.

Well, if I'm gonna be totally honest with you, I got an IV because I'm flying to Italy tomorrow and I'm trying to like be health conscious and make sure I'm healthy.

Uh, I feel like you guys moved the and you also call me out and I sound like an idiot, but like, I feel like you guys moved the ball well in the paint, and now that it's not necessarily you guys, but I was just watching taking notes today and yeah, Aliyah, and who's your I feel like she's she's always scoring down low, but she's not that tall.

Well okay, I love that you just said that.

Oh my gosh, so am I free?

She's like, yeah, she's six four, but everyone is so big in our league that she probably.

Doesn't like I guess next to a Leah, she probably look I feel like she looks smaller maybe, Okay.

I mean I'm I'm six to one, and I'm like kind of small in our league, like make for my position, but in our league definitely small.

Which is so funny because that is so funny that you think she's small, because when we walk together as a team, we're like a bunch of mammoths, Like we just get stairs.

Everyone knows.

Yeah, they're like, oh, there's some type of athlete.

But then like when we're around other teams, we feel normal.

But out in public, like our smallest We all went to dinner the last night as a team and was so much fun.

And our smallest point guard looked tall in like the regular crowd, and we're like, what what is like?

This is?

Well, I mean, even if you were to sit on your couch and watch an NBA game, like with your brain thinks Steph Curry is like five seven, you know what I mean, but like, obviously what is he six'?

Three?

Uh and it's just.

Funny it's all people are together your brain like it's like mind tricks and you kind of, like so that's on me not knowing, obviously but.

Well that but also like that's why it makes it even more funny when like there's people in the comments talking about how like oh they suck a basketball OR i could do.

Better he doesn't.

Eat i'm, like, dude he would fucking cook your ass in a, heartbeat eyes, closed no dominant, hand no.

TIME i that's my biggest.

WEAKNESS i actually need to get you a.

CARD i went to the McDonald's america game two years ago and they gave, Us, yeah they they gave us our own like basketball cards and they said we could put our own bio in the back AND i put scrappy no left hand once have fun has good, hair good, hair but it wouldn't look good on the basketball court BECAUSE i get sweaty so fast and it would all be.

TOASTED i was kind of blown away the other day BEFORE i saw you In New york that you played the night before In guy Damn.

CONNECTICUT i don't.

KNOW i, mean besides, BASEBALL i don't know any other contact sports that like would play back to back, games especially on a professional.

Level its kind of like blew my.

Mind, yeah and people are talking about how like injuries are kind of up right.

Now OBVIOUSLY cc, out but Like Breanna stewart's out is A angel's not even playing either right?

Now like AEL a lot of big names, hurt do.

WE i, mean part of it comes with the, sport but also like LIKE i should not be the person being, like, HEY, wnba like maybe let's not do back to back games for these young.

Ladies, yeah but, like holy, shit no thing.

Hurt that's crazy to.

Me, yeah here's my thing on, This like we're always going to have back to back games because our season is so short and they're trying to cram as many games in which, like if we're asking to get paid, more then we're gonna have to produce more.

Product SO i, think like you also have to realize what you're asking.

For And i'm all for, that but here's the.

KICKER i think you have to be really, smart especially the older that you.

GET i think college kids and maybe like two years out of college you can do, it but you can't be playing year round.

Anymore so like you have people doing going over.

Sea, still you have the new league, unrivaled you havent like there's there's so many others un.

Bodies is that Suits i'm not or.

It's well It's Breonna stewart And nafisa's like it's a great, Idea BUT i think people just have to be more aware of like you have to give your body some type of break and like cause when you're competing at this level and we're going to have more games at some, POINT i mean we're just Not we're not.

Eighteen you your body's not cover like.

That do you feel like you're equipped with the training staff and the resources to to like play back to back gams regularly or would there is there room for you to invest.

More money into that part of like THE.

Wnba SO i think it's all dependent on what organization you're, with BECAUSE.

I was gonna say it's probably probably team, based and.

Some of them are top top, tier LIKE I indiana is, Phenomenal phoenix was.

PHENOMENAL i know a couple other organizations that are really really good and they really invest in.

That but there's other ones that are way far the other, way where like they don't even have like they practice at THE, ymca you know WHAT i, Mean like they're literally sharing a court with a summer camp going.

On so there's just like our league is just so, extreme.

Like while a spectrum of, investing.

Yes, yes and so it's, hard but LIKE i do think that like people just have to be more.

Aware well then that's not on then that's not on the that's not on THE, wnba and that's not just like.

Owners, WELL i will say so like now that we have, charters which is absolutely, amazing we NEEDED.

I can believe that that years last year was the first year or was it this year last?

Year holy?

Shit but CAN i tell you something that's kind of a Con there's like two cons to this is because we have, charters we do leave right after the.

Game and one of my cons is, like if you're in a fun, city you kind of want to stay and like go, out.

AND i probably is that.

Right but my other con is you are sleeping on a, plane like you're getting, Home you're getting in your bed at like three point thirty or four, am because like no matter, what you're taking off and like you're trying to get, home which LIKE i get, it but you're also not getting the rest and recovery that you really.

Need so it's, Like, okay maybe it is smart to maybe stay in the city, sometime or is it smart to no money at four?

Am in, college we played games it's kicked off at eight and the games ended at eleven, thirty and we'd never one time stayed in the hotel after the.

Game because then, THIS i, mean it's probably, money but it's also just like everyone getting because then football is a little different Because, sunday Every sunday, morning you have like recovery and ship and you'd and film and you'd rather do that like at.

Home but, yeah THEY i mean they have to pay for a hotel for.

You that next like that part to no, one but also Like Caitlin clark is probably not gonna like shouldn't be walking through like terminal b you know WHAT i, mean and like meeting the lunch it Like, chili's but should.

Like, yeah hell Love chili's all for.

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Week, yes that's WHAT i want to get into because, honestly great first.

Episode.

West, yeah, actually you know what we should say before we get too deep into.

It we had to cut ten minutes into the first episode BECAUSE i was full blown interview mode and they're, Like, west stop Interviewing, sophie like this is a red carpet, interview like you're a.

Freak and but then as soon as we had, that AND i had had to get out of like work mode just because like when a microphone's in my, FACE i feel LIKE i do.

That but we fin we got in a.

Groove, no we didn't pick out the, room but that was like OUR i THINK i want you to, know this is our first time podcasting.

Ever, ever it's not like we practiced that our first.

Episode that was like our first first.

Take SO i think we did pretty, Good like we ruffled some.

FEATHERS i think we actually WHAT i said About caitlin ruffled a lot of, feathers but a lot of people agree to, LIKE i, Know i'm not, DUMB i Know i'm, RIGHT i.

Think so that might be one of my biggest, takeaways IS i, mean Obviously i'm just so used to TO i guess it's like pop culture trolls and people with opinions and like all the like reality accounts and stuff like.

That THE wnba fan base is like very.

Active LIKE i, MEAN i knew, that but it WAS i got to be on that side of, it you know WHAT i.

Mean and they they will love, you love, you love, you but they will also beat you down in age of, course and that's why you just can't.

Care you just have to be.

You you have to be.

You, Yep and that's WHY i.

Am have you felt, like at least on social the amount that people care has significantly grown since like The Caitlin Angel reese, Emergent like from your first two years to like to, say the last two, Years like you feel like there's a lot more discourse online or is it to feel the, same.

No you know, What to be, HONEST i think, OVERALL i think that we've always had fans that deeply care and have been there from the very get.

GO i just think now we have the that not only highlights us as, players but highlights our fan, base highlights our, league and so you're seeing everything that's always been.

There so to, me it's no, Different like we've always playing In phoenix when you Have Diane trossi And Britney griner are our stadiums were always completely packed because of, them and so now you come, here which is like times a.

Million but like for, me this is really nothing.

New BUT i MEAN i just was looking at the comments and just a zillion dudes arguing about If Kaitlyn clark's the face of the league or.

WHO i just that felt like.

REFRESHING i GUESS i was curious if that type of.

Uh AND i don't even think it's toxic because to, me when it's, sports it's, good like it's good for the.

Sport, yes people a arguing who's the best and listen like it'll never.

End BUT i just mean seeing so many like OBVIOUSLY i know that everyone's cared about THE wnba for a long, time but seemed like that just that, Toxic like it's like toxic dudes On twitter being like It's, kitlyn It's angel that is that it's gotta be, good you.

Know but that's that's WHAT i love so much about it, though is like it's not just women going at.

It it's like you have, gods you have you have elementary, boys you have high, schoolers college, pros people who are in their, eighties like all ages of men and women caring about.

It AND i think that is so much, Fun like it's.

Sports that's why everyone loves.

It one of the coolest comments we, GOT i want to tell You Chase daniel for, me.

Dude HE i, mean that's my from how old would we have, been from like sixth, grade like fifth grade to like eighth?

Grade that is My.

Missouri IF i think Of missoo, football it's, him It's Chase.

Daniels.

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That's were we like number, one like when we.

Were, yes they beat.

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Was we were going to those.

Games really football back in the, day it was like that was the place to.

Be junior, high we were missoo is remarkable they.

Were they were number four And KU's number, two which also they're playing that game again this, year but they BEAT ku At airhead and then we're number one in the country and which you don't hasn't.

Happened we HATE, kyu like that'd be fun to talk about this fall when they because you, know they're running that a bats.

As they.

Should, GOSH i hope THAT i hate that To but, yeah, DUDE i really was looking at some of our comments and there was a, lot like a lot of people had a lot to, say WHICH i.

Loved but someone brought Up Rockbridge High school merch and NOW i hope your alley, Was, oh.

Well we'll create a, Design we'll make hoodies that like that will send that out so.

Fast that's my Dream i've already, Made like DIDN'T i Have, Rockbridge, Hockey.

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Faces it's just pure.

Rocky there was one that said this podcast would be great if you would stop interrupting.

HER i THOUGHT i did.

IT i didn't THINK i was that, bad BUT i feel LIKE I i you say, something it makes me think of one, thing AND i try AND i jump all over.

It BUT i got to be better at let you.

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GYING i think when you, well so can.

You that's WHAT i was gonna.

Say when you have two squirrel brains trying to do a podcast, together we're gonna be talking over each.

Other that's just what you're gonna.

Get so that's.

True, yeah and well in our in our h our chemistry, group better and.

Better, Yeah, yeah it's.

Lovely did anyone in the locker room say anything to?

You, Okay So i'm just GONNA i like to hype people, up Like i'm all about empowering other people BECAUSE i just think that's what we should do as.

Humanity and so, actually our podcast came out last week A, b which Is Alio, boston our.

Team she had a podcast that came out last.

Week and then Also Sidney, colson who is, like hands down the funniest human you will ever meet in your entire.

Life they just came out with a.

Podcast so, like my team is freaking rocking on all levels And i'm just like so.

Proud so if you haven't gone and like listen to, them you need to go listen to.

Them everyone has listened to mine and they're.

Like oh, gosh or like get your popcorn.

And get, going BECAUSE i feel Like sydney's is like way just like, funny and she talks about the w and stuff, too but hers is just like funny.

Stuff AB's is like more serious and like wholesome and, pure like totally A.

B and then everyone just has no idea what's going to come out of my mouth and neither DO, i and so that that's WHY i love.

It i'm gonna, say if anyone's going to be not, surprised, though it's got to be people who are with you every.

Single, day oh a thousand, percent because like they know what we talked about in the locker room and so they're, like, yeah and Like i'll protect my teammate And i'll protect all, that but like it's awesome, me so you, know you never know What i'm going to be feel a little.

Spicy that is quite the.

TRUTH i want to hear, About like what did you're, like what did the REALITY tv?

World what Did?

Bravo what did like people from A?

SUMMERHOUSE i will say about.

All, this you know.

THAT i, mean this is like an unoriginal like comment that people.

Say but when people say my two worlds colliding or, whatever So i've heard.

That so SO i got so many dms about.

THAT i just think of like my sports world and the REALITY tv world are so like just polar opposites to me THAT i never like like feel the crossover as much as it actually.

Exists someone dms me and they're, like you need to get On.

WINTERHOUSE i didn't even know that was the?

Thing is that a?

Thing But i've never known.

It they did two or three, seasons like two or, three oh because you because season would be?

Over, yeah like Because.

SUMMERHOUSE i definitely can't do because the.

Season but they're, like get On winterhouse And i'm, LIKE i don't even know what that.

Is so that was a show that they did where it was like they took people from like three or four people from other shows and then put them all in a house in Like colorado or Like vermont or, something and then they would do like What summerhouse, is but they would film it all In i'm pretty sure they filmed it all in like three, weeks just like back to the back.

Days like it's nuts And i'm sure you get like cabin fever and it becomes.

Weird BUT i would love to do a winter show because like my outfits would be fucking sweet.

And and you wouldn't sweat as.

Much and that's What i'm.

Saying but If i'm, like if, we if you guys ever get the itch to do that show, again do it In, Bozeman, montana and we will burn city down in the best.

Way i'd i'd, uh have you?

Been have you been To?

Bozeman that that's on my?

List you'd love?

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Anymore so like every time there's like somewhere to go hike or go does it?

Lakes you know that it's always during my, Season so like UNTIL i.

Retire i'm like screwed because like if, OH i see what you're, saying then like doing all, that but like we can never do, it and so we can go do it when it's like freezing and, snowing but, like, NO i want to go To hawaii when it's freezing and.

SNOWING i don't want to.

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Season we're both.

Seasons it's.

Fall, yeah and so you guys would be you would Miss, Thanksgiving.

Christmas you're you suldentally get no winter break at.

All, dude you don't you don't get any, Break like, yeah, WELL i, guess like what but, no be kind of into.

SPRING i GUESS i mean we.

Do we we get done In october and then you don't have to be back if you're not playing elsewhere or playing overseas until like Late, april so you do have a good chunk of, time but like everything's, cold you know WHAT i, mean unless you're in the Good, australia which is not a good.

Idea you could go you could Wear.

Australia, yeah but, no, WAIT i really.

Do i'm curious to know what like your summer, house like friends said about, it where they're, like oh, gosh or are they like are they nervous for?

You are they not knowing what like you're gonna say and?

Stuff BECAUSE i want to know this stuff BECAUSE i, know Like i'm not kidding everyone in my locker room they're, like Oh, god like what is she gonna say?

Next they definitely don't know how, uh probably how unfiltered you.

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Watched, yeah So carl is like a sports.

Guy Carl olden knows what's going.

On he knows everything about.

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Whatever so he was super hype and like giving me a lot of.

Love but and then Like jesse kind of knew just because he you Met Jesse, actually, dude.

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Skate and when people when people ask for foot, ficks you know so badly That i'm going to like go one of my guy friends and have them take like a gnarly picture of their feet.

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Week what people had to, Say, well the W nba find, Me, nos.

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BEGINNING i was, like you're.

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UNREAL i, mean it's, like it's cool for the, pod but THAT'S i, mean that's kind of a.

Bomber do they when you get?

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Here so IF i had to talk to you and this was in front of, everybody AND i was, like what DID i do?

Now and she just smiled and she, goes, hey they're gonna find you.

Again they're LIKE i, was, LIKE i, was, LIKE i even told.

THEM i even credited that their job was.

HARD i did say, that AND i said THAT i would know you did at.

IT i did say, that like, like look at the whole, picture what are we?

Doing?

Ugh but, yeah SO i got for.

That so IF i get lumped in associated with you and then have beef with the front office of THE, wnba that puts me at two leagues THAT i have like like outworthy public beef with because THE nhl hates my.

Gut it's also which is a well old.

Story i'm Kinda i'm kind of thinking that the w is starting to have some some beef with my.

Comments BUT i also have to say that more than ninety five percent of the population who WATCHES evanba agrees with.

Me so without a, doubt we know what we have to talk about this, Week sweeping INTERWEBS w AND b dildo awesome not not like just.

Dildez MAY i add Like Neon green probably glow in The dark.

Dude green machine or green machine that's honestly electric.

DUDE i it's funny like don't give you.

Response it's.

Hilarious but THEN i tweeted LIKE i was Like, LOKI i Was loki, joking AND i think people LIKE i was like joking but, serious but like more joking than.

Serious i'll defend you in this, instance like, objectively that's so.

Dangerous i've even trimped down a dildo in my own apartment that's someone left on the, floor like they're not good for, ankles and, you like we all, know SO i, Agree.

LIKE i wasn't even thinking about my.

ANKLES i was thinking, about like if someone through that, thing and, like first of, all the, bounce the bounce that that thing, had if that smacks someone in the, face you know that that's gonna be plastered.

Everywhere and if it didn't, you, like if it came.

FROM i didn't even feel, good.

Dude i'm thinking about like if it gets Like i'm JUST i just know how things go viral, now AND i just know if that thing like even came from like the rafters or bounce and just slapped me right in the, FACE i could NEVER i could that would be What i'd be.

Known for for.

Life SO i was just trying to protect all of our images and, yeah break a fucking?

Nose what the?

Hell, yeah do do we know IF i should know?

This but did they find the person who threw it or?

Not so there's actually been three dildos that have been, thrown which is, insane all, green AND i was, LIKE i was, like, hey like this is gonna be a, Thing, like.

WELL i saw that they offered you're not allowed to talk about, this so you.

Can't you probably can't even respond to What i'm gonna.

Say but they there were betting lines for the next colored dildo thrown on the court at A wnba game and people could like bet on the.

Number, yeah and it was like sunset rainbow like, plus like fifty eight great or.

Whatever, Yeah AND i guess green is just like the go to, now.

Dude the funny thing is is like my parents and my sister they literally text me after or before every single, game like saying good, luck like did to, day you, know and my, Mom i'll send.

It i'll send it so everyone can see.

This but my mom she goes instead of like my good luck, text she, goes watch out for flying dildos.

Tonight and then the other one, said did you really just post the dildo tweet it got some legs and she, goes it's.

FUNNY a lot of others thinks so.

Too did you see the dildo hit the?

COURT i was, LIKE i never thought That i'd be talking about this With mama.

Pee i'm with my sweet.

Mom did you see the response to your tweet that like like ratioed.

You, no.

So you said stop throwing dildos on the court we could get.

Hurt and someone said we'll stop playing basketball on the dildo, range.

Which that's kind of buddy and.

Stuff that is, damn that's.

Crazy but, like.

But but the guy who actually did throw, it he did get, arrested AND i think he's banned for a.

Year a.

Year he's throwing, big, hard well medium hard.

OBJECTS i want to know how they're getting these.

In that's that's our talks in the locker room is like it's not in their.

Purses, Okay, so as someone who's snuck booze into multiple professional sporting.

Events booze is different than.

This but MY i was gonna, say you put anything in between your legs where it's hot and like there's weird.

Shapes it doesn't scale like it's a it's a it's, rubber it's not going to scan them the like metal detector.

Thing so if you put it in your, pants like it's it's free.

GAME i don't even know how they can keep stopping it unless they put out like a like a bounty for like anyone seen with adildo in a W nba.

Arena who just knew that like that would just draw so much.

ATTENTION i feel, like, yeah, yep it's.

Green like they knew exactly WHAT i wanted.

TO i want before we move on as a, society AND i don't want anyone.

Hurt but like if it if someone threw it and it landed on the suction, part like and just throwing like on the, floor could you, imagine, dude or the, backboard which like it would be.

Crazy everyone's trying to like make sure like the w is like not a joke and it's taken, Seriously and then that, Happens i'm, like how are we ever gonna get taken?

Seriously where have?

Freaking but in a.

WAY i had like have had like crazy streakers and people doing weird.

Stuff this is like part of the.

Course, FINALLY i had much other dildo than a.

Streaker, yeah and it's like kind of it's cute, again as long as everyone's, safe you, KNOW i want ever want to be.

Safe, okay you know you AND i haven't talked about actually and like met in the middle just like weird and like the first, episode we were like introing so much stuff that we didn't get to like just talk about like what happened during the.

Week you, KNOW i feel like the more we, go like we travel this, path we'll just talk about like weird.

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Chins that's.

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Two, ALSO i don't know if you saw.

THIS i feel like when you're in, Season i'm gonna be just feeding you like the absolute worst of The, internet and you're gonna be, like this is just?

Insane did you know?

That, so, Like i'm sure they come from like the same manufacturer or, whatever but Like High noon put like sent out a bunch of High nunes into grocery stores and they were accidentally inside Of celsius.

Packaging so people were buying energy drinks like on the way to work and shit and like just chugging iiands.

Alcohol how does that?

Happen, wait, Okay Complex Sports.

Idea can we Mic has THE wnba been miked up?

Yet have we done miked?

Up?

Yeah well so they we do You we've done, it, Dude so listen to.

This THEY i think last time they were able to use some of my.

Stuff every time That i've been miked they they're, like, Yeah i'm, positive AND i, cheer, NO i teer on my teammates and that's what they.

Use but they're like it's like f F f f F f AND i was, like, yeah but some of it's like.

Good it's, like oh fuck, yeah like good fucking.

Move you, know it's not like f, You it's like fuck yah be good.

SHIT nfl does, that and they don't do bleeps because then it's like so.

Obvious they just like mute the cussword for like one like the half second you can hear it and then keep it, moving AND i fail people can like it doesn't feel as LIKE nsfw kind of you know What i'm.

Saying, yeah BUT.

I feel like if they were to do that to me that people would probably Think i'm a mute because it'd just be like this whole them.

Hm m.

M do you get What i'm.

Saying it's a lot of cuss, words BUT i just, say like me, up, Yeah i'm going to pitch that uh at a work meaning.

Dude speaking of, that like a lot of people who are kind of talking about me cussing a lot AND i will get.

Better, SORRY i know it's not, ladylike but can we also.

Talk about how we GOTTA i just want to get into this because it just brought me back to like our fan base and did you see that WHEN dB came back and played for, us that they got mad that our fan base was booing.

HER i don't believe in booing former players and they left unlike some fuck you type.

Shit, uh you can, tell you can chime, in AND i know you're gonna but if someone like put in the work in the, YEARS i don't, KNOW i am such.

A like come, on what CAN i give you this?

Scenario, yeah AND i AND I i LIKE dp because LIKE dB was one of my vets WHEN i was In, phoenix and then we gathered here Into, indiana and like there's kind of surprise that she was signed To indiana, anyway and so we'll take her in a.

Heartbeat like she's A hall Of, famer she's a hello basketball, player can score from anywhere on the.

Court but she got To indiana and she just like really wasn't, Happy and LIKE i want people to be.

Happy so that's Why i'm kind of like neutral on this, one which a lot of people are surprised.

About she's towards the end of her, career so like she deserves her, flowers she deserves to be.

Happy BUT i also think that if you're gonna, leave like you're gonna have to expect getting, Baged like.

Was their explanation when it.

Happened, no not even.

Privately, YEAH i, mean, okay that's tough and, yeah, okay WELL i did say what unless you leave on some fuck you type shit and that's what that.

Is so, yeah and it's a, FAMILY i, guess but like you gotta GET i, mean sometimes if you're doing these inconvenience other, people they're better for.

You you have to do.

It but let you, know let someone.

KNOW i think they're, sorry ye pay what you're.

Doing, YES i Think.

I'm right there with.

YOU i think, like Like i'm still rooting for, her LIKE i want her to end her career and be.

Happy BUT i also think that like it's okay to be professional about it and like send a text to your, teammates send a text and be like, hey like love you, guys or you don't even have to say love you, guys just like, hey sorry this didn't work out the luck dada to, day you know WHAT i, Mean, like there's a way to handle.

THAT i, Think, wait that's so.

CRAZY i saw a.

Tweet what or, no it's like a poet said it or.

SOMETHING i don't.

Know it's a sick it's a sick quote for like being.

Booed SO i don't care that you boo.

Me i've seen what you cheer, for just LIKE i, mean not in this, instance but it's if you're ever, booed that's that's a Good instagram caption idea for you next time to get.

BOOM i need it because, YEAH i get boot all the.

Time BUT i think it's kind of fun BECAUSE i think there's two different types of players though that like some people can take a boo and other players kind of like, me which like fans are, dumb but that that like shit hypes me.

Up Like i'm all for.

That like if you if you give me that, energy THEN i want some like fuck you, energy you know WHAT i.

Mean, OH i used to say that would we played.

Again Now i'm gonna say this all the time BECAUSE i feel like If i'm talking about college, sports when you play in THE, wnba it's like lame of.

Me but just LIKE i, mean that's.

Okay, no whenever we have, boot it's it's it's more endearing than being cheered at your own.

Stadium it's it's it feels so good and you can do LIKE i used to do one of these oh so.

Tight it's just loud and it's like people are so angry for no.

Reity YEAH i, know but like that that's what makes sports so good.

Too it's like just the competitiveness and like people hating each, other but also like the sport is bringing everyone.

Together LIKE i JUST i don't, KNOW i just love.

That my mom at any stadium when the home team bowed the await team street always go, guys stop, booting just so just the purest.

Woman she was, like, guys we don't need to boo.

Him, oh or it's like a.

Kicker if a kicker like missed a game winning field goal or, something the first thing she would always see is, LIKE i just feel so bad for his.

Mom AND i was, like you gotta get some.

Dowginya and then the one the more she was around my dad AND, i she kind of like she got the like football, grit she like learned, it but she still she's always going to be a cute little softie you.

Know yeah, SEE i think you know that is so funny BECAUSE i feel like it's vice versa in my.

HOUSEHOLD i think our dad is more.

Like super competitive and like but like more like the Lovey devey of like oh like and Our mom's, like, fuck, yeah you know WHAT i.

Mean SO i think that's.

Right, YEAH i definitely she's been like that's like been who she is Forever Miss.

Paula oh, yeah she's she's a.

Firewrecker that that it like checks out.

Fully my dad used to have to in high.

School my mom would make him sit on the away side Of Rockbridges Uh stadium because he would like hit it's so like emotional and like energetic IF i was like doing shitty or like if we like, whatever or if they're a bad, call, like so she didn't want to be by.

Him so my dad would go sit on the other, side and she was like embarrassed that he like he was so.

Emotional.

Yeah, no every game he might whole family be up, here and then my dad would be like in the, corner just like locked.

Down.

Hi, No i'm laughing because One i've seen, that and two our family is the same exact way like and it's not just like family and, dad like our, mom dad and.

Uncle grandma and gret like they're all spread.

Out none of them can like sit next to each other during game because they all stress each other.

OUT i am so.

FUNNY i liked he's even like that.

Way do you know he he.

LEAVES i used to think that he Left chiefs games.

Early to you, now like it's like such a dad thing to want to like beat.

Traffic like what he did is beating.

TRAFFIC i don't think we've ever gotten, traffic but you hear it all the.

Time.

Uh he he left because if The chiefs, lost he didn't want to be in the stadium when other fans were also sad but.

Angry so he was like beating the bad energy out of the.

Stadium and he when The chiefs beat The bills in the playoffs in twenty, thirteen he left early because he felt we.

Lost and he kissed me in the back of the head and he, left and then it was like the best comeback in the history Of chiefs.

Playoffs, Oh, Bruce bruce speaking Of actually we are right around the.

Corner you probably didn't think about football season kicking.

Off But i'm, like IF i can just ONCE i get Through, august a lot Of, hampton's a lot of, traveling a lot of.

Whatever as soon as we, like the light of the end of the tunnel to me is football season and it's so close and it's.

So that is that is actually crazy that you say that BECAUSE i can't even think about anything else until our season's.

Over but LIKE i, know IT'S i, know like aren't they in like spring training?

Camp spring?

Camp?

Yeah not, spring not SPRING u summer camp right, now so like camp official camp started It it's, okay that's.

Fun you're thinking of spring, ball which is what colleges do in the.

Spring you'd get like fifteen practices in the spring before everyone goes, home so you're not like, off it's Just.

August so.

That's the thing, IS i don't even know what day it.

Is so you're trying to tell me the difference between fall and spring right?

Now there's no way.

Do you are you can you do Fantasy like do people do fantasy football and shit like in your.

TEAMMATES i.

DON'T i think it's the worst thing.

Ever BUT i was just like so many people do it, now.

WELL i just.

CAN'T i can't keep up with it like, that that's that's a lot that's.

Out of a lot of.

People well actually, yeah even LIKE i, mean we're always doing something like my off season is busier than my end season, sometimes.

But LIKE i just can't keep up with, it BUT i, know like everyone does.

It and it was like prizes and, stuff you win money and stuff like.

THAT i think it's ruined dude's, personalities to be totally.

Honest, ONE i think it's lame in.

General but you can't go to a.

Bar it's made guys think that like, that that football is about, them AND i kind it to be the, cringiest like lamest shit.

Ever and you can't go to a bar anywhere without some dude telling his boys or like telling a girl like this guy's on his fantasy, team which is a the couckiest Thing i've ever heard in my.

Life but also be it just is it's you, know it's so weird and fantasy football is not even.

Real it's, LIKE i just it drives me bananas AND i every Fall i'm, like, OH i, know.

But that was that was.

Funny, sorry that Basic so WHAT i was about to say.

Though the only thing THAT i actually do like about fantasy football, though is like the.

Losers the stuff that the leaders have to do is an all time classic to, Me LIKE i could watch.

Them you know, what what a great silver, Lining.

Sophie that's actually.

BEAUTIFUL i love.

That, yeah SO I i.

Do do you know the waffle house?

Challenge you know that is, No.

But, dude waffle house sounds so good right?

Now OH i wish, Wait oh my, god look.

What this is my?

Keychain hold on what?

FOCUS i probably.

Won't it's the waffle house.

MENU i don't know if it'll.

Focus is there anybody get at the?

Focus you're so like trash that is pretty iron.

Fluid let me try one time to get it to.

Focus it's not gonna is?

It damn?

It sometimes WHEN i point my hand at.

Works but, yeah it's the whole.

Menu i'm A I USUALLY i used to get The sager egg and cheese wrap and then they discontinued.

It it was they have a melt.

Now NOW i Melt texas making patty, melt AND i and THEN i add egg to.

It and then HOW i don't have the?

Egg well it's waffle, house so you're gonna have to get?

Breakfast, well, NO i do, that BUT i also do a chocolate chip.

Pancake, Whoa, no you don't.

WAFFLE i do a.

Waffle yeah that and then sometimes just if the sun's, Out i'll do like a little.

Coffee but if it's like four, am.

Dude you're just taking a waffle house though you can you can never look at the silverware or the.

Plates, yeah well, yeah but it.

Is there's something so beautiful about at waffle.

House how they like it's like the cheapest form of a, napkin humanly, possible and they like arrange it so that it's all like forward on your table when it's just like and it's like touching the table and, everything and it's it's obviously not, sanitary but they're making it like look, cute AND i find that.

It is.

Poetic and you what else is poetic is that our.

Dad my dad goes there every.

Morning he works right by, it And i'm, like you're gonna die of a heart.

Attack please.

Stop wait.

He goes every.

Morning if your dad was running on like zero hours of sleep and he was a kind of, HALLUCINATING i bet my ghost would walk by.

Him to be totally, honest smack and ride in the.

Face did to.

Work uh, wait that's.

Lovely oh that's, RIGHT i miss.

THAT i don't even know how he got on the waffle.

House oh, OH i was gonna tell you the waff house.

Thing YOU i Think thomas had to do, this it's you had to sit in the waf house for twenty four hours and for every waffle you, eat an hour gets.

Subtracted wait was this his punishment for fantasy?

Football?

Yes so then you, LIKE i try to, wonder like where the threshold, Meets LIKE i feel, like so if you, EAT i can start out of the gay and eat like probably.

Four so then you're twenty hours and then you, WAIT i don't, know the hour is going to try to crush four more and then you're at.

Six so what's the problem of?

Sleeping other people sleep at waffle house all the.

Time, well you just hit around the, boots, NOW i.

Know but there's always someone slumped up in.

There there Is, god can we film there an?

Episode, yeah that's my.

Dream now we're, talking we're gonna.

Eat we're gonna film a waff last episode while wearing.

Skins that's how, wet with our face, up our face, up all eating.

Chocolates we've all snatched with snatched jaw, lines snatched for.

It we kind of.

CRUSHED i keep, Thinking i'm, like, WELL i guess we talked about dildo's for like half this, episode but, yeah we.

Did that was.

Lovely hell, yeah, wait this is so much easier than than an intro.

Episode don't you feel, like, yeah it's just just like we just talked about you this.

Week, no, No, NO i just MEAN i like it's easy when it's not, like, hey, guys here's this big thing and we're just kind of like just talking about you.

Know.

Yeah, no the weekly ones will be a lot, easier just because we just have to talk about seven days instead of.

Stop THROWING guildo p S.

A i'm so mady?

Used why you why you tripped on one in your?

Apartment?

Ooh and episode uh uh if actually do you we're at the, end we're at.

Time, yeah we're ten minutes over, all, right FaceTime

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