Hello there, Mervyn here, coming to you from 1993.

Well aren't you a eager beaver?

That's exactly the sort of go-getter attitude that we're looking for in the OSNA.

Now, I don't have anything to share with you just yet.

We're flat out here, but if you come back in about a week's time, let's say Friday the 17th of October, we'll have something for you to listen to then.

Now, our agents are always carrying wee field recorders with them, and there's an old fella named Padraig that's always hanging about in the bar here.

He wanted to hear what they were up to and all.

So what I thought we'd do is make a little programme for him to keep him up to date in what we're calling the World's Very First Podcast.

In the meantime, stay safe out there, unless you want to find yourself in the bad articles.

Oh, here.

And while I got you, apparently there's something called socials.

Now, I have no idea what they are, but apparently they're important.

So if you give us a follow on all of them, we'll keep you up to date with everything that's going on.

Right.

I love you.

Bye.