This weekend, I looked up the science of fall colors, because we really only had that one week of chilly weather in September and then it's been like summer weather.

We keep talking about it, it's too summary, but my garden is still slowly dying.

The trees are still slowly turning colors.

So I was curious to know how it is still summer, since it's still summery, how it knows that it's fall.

So I went to the DNR, and I learned that color change is primarily regulated by the calendar as nights become longer, and none of the other environmental influences like temperature.

See I wonder whether if it's stayed like, you know, like eighty degrees all the way through the year, would the trees ever turn green or turn brown?

And yes, they do because it's shortening days and the declining intensity of sunlight.

So the trees know that it's fall.

Even if it stays eighty degrees, like if you know, okay, it warming gets us and it's ninety degrees in October, the trees will still know to change because of the light.

There is no such thing as global warming.

Jenny's mother told me on Facebook a.

Big global warming dot co Oh I see yeah, o R, do you a dumb ass?

And Okay, that's really interesting because I just saw a video because I am a big leaf peper girl, okay, and I'm gonna head to the north shore on like two weekends when I finally have a free weekend to see the leaves.

And I was seeing things saying that the temperature change, though, is keeping the leaves or the high temperatures are keeping the leaves at the colors that they are.

So eventually so yes, right now, yes, So here's what the d NR says, because they say that we're gonna get some really good color.

They're predicting really good color.

Because it says that a succession of warm, sunny days and cool, crisp but not freezing nights, which is what we're having right now, bring about the most spectacular color displays.

Oh hell yeah, yes.

I know.

Also, the DNR website has a fall color map that has live updates and right now school Craft State Park, which is way up north, is peak, and that's the only one that's peak right now.

It says it's predicting October nineteenth to be peak.

In the twin cities, but you can see it like any date.

So Jenny, you could look in two weeks see where is peak, and then decide where you're gonna go based on that map.

I just searched DNR Minnesota leaves.

Yes, and it took me to the DNR map and it's literally a map and it tells you, like in the Twin Cities zero to ten percent peak.

Yes, past peak is way up north, like around Anotional Falls, not quite that far, but you can see it, so really cool.

Yeah.

And then also one other cool thing and then I'll be done about the leaves thing on the DNR website.

Jenny, you could go leaf peeping, take a bunch of really cool photos, and then you can submit your photos to the DNR and they'll publish them.

I love that.

That's so cute.

That's so good.

Anyway, I learned a lot about leaves this weekend, because learning is growing.

Okay, And that's the Daily Bailey.

Thank you Daily Bailey.

And Tracy is on for group therapy.

Tracy, it's okay.

We are here to help and tell me the story about why you are on for group therapy.

What's going on?

Okay?

This is absolutely wild, So a new couple just kind of moved into our neighborhood recently, and they're about my my husband and my age, and so we thought we would do the neighborly thing and just like invite them out to dinner.

So we go, it's nice, they're facing fun, and we offered to be the DD so they could have a couple of drinks.

But we dropped them off, and as soon as the car door shut, my husband's like, holy.

F okay, okay, holy crap, what bully grau?

Like, so what did he have to say?

So apparently, halfway through dinner, the wife of the other couple like slipped off her high heel and started like rubbing her naked toe up my husband's pant lit.

Her naked toe.

Wow, okay, so what what?

Why?

How?

What accidental?

Because I feel like I don't know, you might not know who's leg you're hitting, and I feel like that happens all the time.

Right, Well that's what he said.

He was like, Well, at first, like I just maybe she was confused and she thought it was her husband's leg or whatever.

So we looked at her and she does like the like the the eyebrow thing, like the you know, like the.

Oh, okay, so that kind of sexy because I've got that look.

Yeah, so if I look at somebody like, h look at me like the moving the camera on YouTube.

Yeah, you just raise an eyebrow like a smise.

But with your eyebrows.

I got it.

How you doing?

Like one of the so he gave.

So she she's got her toe up your husband's pant leg, and he's thinking, does she know it's my pant leg?

And then he looks at her and she makes eye contact and I can see her swizzling her drink with her straw, and then she gives in the eyebrow raise kind of a winkie thing.

Right, yes, gives bedroomized.

Okay, bedroomized?

So was she drunk?

What does she mean?

Okay, keep going.

You know she had like she had two martinis, but like you know, it wasn't like she was sploring her words or everything or anything like that.

Like it seems she seemed pretty with it.

So my my question to my husband is like, well, why didn't you say anything?

But then he comes back with like, well I was so shocked, like I didn't know what It's like, what do you say to that?

Yeah, it would be an awkward situation to be like, hey, you ye during dinner everyone's eating spaghetti and they're like, excuse me, your naked to on my leg?

So what's the lemma?

Because there's so many questions like what are you gonna do about it?

Right exactly?

So you know, should I just ignore it?

Like maybe to your point, she was drunk and like that was just a one off.

And then you know the other scenario is like are they swingers?

Like good question, but like try to come on to.

Us on night number one.

I don't think that is your husband ultra hot.

I mean I think so okay, And sometimes.

I would think that even if he was ultra hot, your ninety nine point nine percent of women would be like, yeah, he's really hot, but I'm not going to think about putting my toe up his pant leg the first time I meet him.

She abious naked toe, she'd be overly ambitious though.

Solid seven, but like again that's like that's wild behavior.

Right, Well, let's figure out here's the question.

Do you say something to her?

Do you say something to him, does the husband say something somebody needs to deist say something, or do you just pretend it never happened and kind of keep your distance from this couple.

What do you do or should I just warn the entire like all the women in the neighborhood.

About You could do that too, with the bell, you go up and down the.

Block, ring ring, ring ring, watch out for naked toe is out.

What should she do, Jenny?

I should she do anything?

I would not do anything personally, just because you have to see your neighbors like that's like the comfort of living in your neighborhood.

So I feel like at the risk of them getting upset and then having to deal with the awkwardness of seeing them, I would just ignore it upset.

I would also not let my husband hang out with her.

Yeah, no kidding, Yeah, I would just take preventive measures.

I don't see Sorry, you don't get to hang out.

You just turn your radio on.

We're talking to a woman who basically that they get a new couple that lives like what next door across the street, You guys invited to go to dinner.

The entire time at dinner.

From what I get it, the woman part of the couple had her bare foot, took her shoe off and was running it up your husband's pant leg playing foot seat with his hairy leg, and you're like, what should I say something to him?

Should he say something to the other what?

Whatever?

We're really not sure what to do.

Text messages at Katie WB one.

Here's when this says they're swingers and she was testing the waters to see if they were.

Ignore it.

If it comes up again, tell them you're not interested.

That's what I'm saying.

That's why I think the first date is weird or first outing together is weird.

But she really could have just been testing the waters to be like, oh, do we have some?

But do you do that?

Did one night you tell us a swinger?

Me a swinger?

No?

You wish you could be a swinger?

Yeah?

I would be invited.

Ye'd be like, yeah, Dave, you want to come over and swing?

Yeah?

Sure, well you can stay home, bring it, bring Susan, but you can stay home.

What do you think, Bailey?

What should she do?

I I feel like I'm on the same page as Jenny.

I wouldn't say anything.

I would just be preventive.

Now, like, okay, going further or going forward, We're not going to hang out with those people anymore.

Will be nice to them, But like if they are swingers.

Then this is the way that we're saying no right period.

Someone did text in saying from experience with my husband's cousins, lucid goosey girlfriend.

She uses a different word there.

Your husband needs to put her in her place, otherwise you look like the crazy one.

Your husband is the one who should say something if you guys decided to have anything set.

I think the husband should say something.

But after maybe a second outing, I think test the waters one more time.

Maybe this was very weird, but give it one more shot, and then if there's more signs, then yeah, you need to say something.

I wouldn't give it another shot.

I just think, hey, I did my nice neighborly duty.

I took them out to dinner and there now they know that we're neighbors, period, and they were weird about it.

So I'm not cool with my neighbors.

Not that I have anything against them, just my entire life I've nodded, and when I see my neighbors in the hall or like in the street, I'll be like hello, and I see you, and then we'll keep a pleasure.

I think apartment neighbors are usually sometimes different because you don't share a yard.

You don't share a tree, but.

My dad's house even my dad's lived in the same house since I was like four, and I know the neighbors like I know their names.

We'll say, hey, how you doing, keep a pushing?

Okay, so back to the action here.

Are you still there?

Is it?

Tracy?

Yes?

Okay, Tracy, you're still there.

You're still wondering.

A lot of people are texting that these neighbors that you went out and she ran her naked toe of your husband's pant leg at dinner.

They're saying that that they're swingers.

Text messages coming from a swinger.

They are swingers.

Another one.

Yeah, well it's kind of like that.

Are you and your husband monogamous?

Are you open to things like that or no?

No, we're pretty happy in our relationship as it is.

Well, that's not going to last forever.

I mean you got to branch out all.

Yeah, trying to help day.

Celebrating twenty five years.

Yeah, here's all open, wishing and open.

I believe Vanilla like that.

Tracy, good luck.

I would say the consensuses ignore it.

Kind of key your distance from this couple and let them flirt with the Olsons who are down the street.

Okay, good advice.

The Olsons are freaks.

They are anybody whose last name is Olsen or Spensing.

Yeah you heard it here first.

I mean there's some other times coming in saying I think the new neighbors misinterpreted the invite to dinner.

Oh that could be.

They might have thought like, oh, well, they're bringing us to dinner.

I mean it's true.

I probably wouldn't invite a couple out to dinner like super quickly with them moving into the neighborhood.

I gotta vibe them out first, you know, Ye.

They're cool.

What's more intimate inviting them to dinner or to your house?

See, I would just say, like, hey, let's go eat like hot dogs in the backyard and a barmfire.

I think it's more intimate to go to dinner because, yeah, inviting someone over, like hey, you want to come have a beer?

Yeah, that's like because that way you're like, you know, if it's not it's not interesting, you can be out of there in fifteen minutes, but if you really hit it off, you can be there all night.

So all right, you're of a group therapy and you want to run it by us.

There's tons of people who have been in the same situation as you.

I promise, no matter how dire or on you usual this seems, then send us an email to Ryan Show at katiewb dot Commy if you want to be on the radio, put your phone number in there.

If you don't want to be on the radio, we'll just read your email.

Ryan Show at katiewb at dot com And thanks for listening to the Dave Ryan and the Oh hold on could be a good sounds like the phone is ringing here?

Let me do it.

I get that.

I know we're in the middle of the show.

Can I grab the phone?

Okay, let me see you.

Who we got here?

Hello, Hello, KATIEWB.

It's my dog Bernie.

I'm sorry about that.

I know you're busy.

What are you sitting?

Am I sitting?

We need to have a cat I mean, no, I'm not, but I'm I'm I'm a big boy.

I can handle it.

What's up.

Here?

For three months?

Now be changed around the house?

Here we go, Here we go.

Okay, okay, go ahead.

I don't make the rules, dad, I just enforced them.

Oh okay, all right.

First we need to plant some more trees in the yard and put out some of those triple deck or bird feeders.

Why, well, I just you know, looking out the window is my favorite program, and I swear I've been watching season one on repeat and I'm sick of it.

Same free birds.

I know you're right.

I'll see what I could do.

The new squirrels and birds.

Okay, okay, number two.

Speaking of number two, you're going to have to give the cat some mirrorax.

Mirra relax for the cat.

Well, it's something that they call a lex too.

Yeah, it makes it so he poops more so.

I checked the little box all day and there's never enough weares in there.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

I know this a little snack for you.

That has to mirror that.

I'll see what I can do.

Okay, what else?

Did?

This is the last word?

We gotta move to Montana?

Why?

I want to run in wide open spaces without the tie out.

Yeah, I'm sorry, that's not going to happen.

Dad like mountains like Yellowstone.

Dad like Yellowstone, look like yellow Stone.

That's pretty much it.

I gotta go lick my butt.

But I started a list on my phone so I can keep track of everything.

On your phone.

You put on your plan, Yes, well, Susan, I've got me your phone.

I can't wait to watch what they call adult content.

Yes, you're gonna love the adult content.

There's one there's one style that you will particularly get.

Yeah, just watch for it.

I can't wait.

Good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy.

But no, sorry about that.

We got to go, but thank you.

Ber have a wonderful day.

Vont Leak is here, and he says, I to stir the pot.

If you use one of those tongue scraper things, you're wasting your money buying those.

What is that You don't ever seen those tongue scrapers?

Yeah, I have one, but I never use that.

So I have it looks kind of like a toothpick, but not or not a toothpick, but like one of those flass toothpick things.

You put it on your tongue and scrape it and they say that that it helps halatosis and just get germs off your breath.

Yeah, and I think it's a waste of money.

I don't see it do anything.

It doesn't taste like it does anything.

My breast still thinks.

See, oh your breast still sinks.

I see.

So you're you're doing market research and you realize your breast still sinks after using one.

Therefore it doesn't work.

Faulty product.

Are you sure it's not user error?

No?

I mean people buy that.

You can literally buy like a bag of them, the same way you can like floss at the at Walmart or something.

But I just don't think it's practical.

I've never used one.

I still see the little dental flossy things that yeah, look like a toothpick on one end.

There.

People just decide, oh, it must be it's it's literable because it's small, so I'll just drop it here on the park.

You cannot walk through a parking lot without spotting one or more of those things.

Yeah, Vaughn, are you talking about the like metal tongue scrapers or the like little ones that kind of look like a dental tool that are like squishy on one side.

I was all the above, really, okay, I feel like I have a metal one.

I've never seen those, but I mean.

All all of them.

I see videos on TikTok.

People are like, you haven't.

Taken care of your hygiene if you haven't gotten one of these, And I'm like, I don't see what it.

Does well, that's everything on TikTok.

I looked up with AI.

Is it good to scrape your tongue?

Yes, Scraping your tongue is generally a beneficial and effective practice for improving oral hygiene, reducing bad breath, enhancing your sins of taste, and removing the white coating caused by debris.

Wait and factory build them.

Let me hear your stick it out, Stick your tongue out.

Oh, it's nice and pink.

That's nice and pink.

Jane, let's see your tongue.

I'm nervous.

Oh god, it looks like you got chocolate all over.

Yeah, god, you are unheal.

Jenny pulled her phone out.

Now she's just looking at it.

Coffee.

Your tongue is fine.

Your tongue if it's a healthy, pink tongue, is it?

Look at that Dave white film?

Oh no, what does it mean when it has pustules?

What does that mean?

It means you got to pop them?

Baby, get over here.

Yeah.

So you think that the scrape in your tongue is a waste of time, I think just buying that product.

You clean your tongue with your toothbrush, that's what.

That's what I do.

Every time I'm done brushing my teeth, I give a little scrubby scrubby on the tongue for about seconds.

Your tongue like the shut up?

Okay, you got me that every single time after you brush your teeth.

Every single time after I brush my teeth, I have scrubby scrubby five seconds or so.

I do it without thinking about it.

That makes you gag?

Yeah?

That does?

Yes, other things don't?

That does?

My tongue makes it?

Hi, Gene?

Does that does?

How often do you brush your tongue?

Yeah?

Usually at the end.

What you're just like, Well, you brush your teeth, you brush your teeth, you spit it out, and then you go scrape, scrape, scrape, spit it.

Out, and that's it.

Brush your tongue that white five three nine to one?

Do you brush your tongue?

Everyone you need to know?

Ever kiss Jenny Texan saying Jenny should brush your tongue.

No.

I got a text message from a high genis that katibb one?

They said, hey, hi genis here.

Tongue scrapers are important.

I never knew that.

Okay, good to know.

And then other people are texting saying, just brush your tongue in the morning.

It does the same thing.

That's what I do.

Jenny's mind is like blown right now.

I am shocked.

I thought that that was one of those things that it's like flossing, where you like pretend like you do it often, but you actually only do it every once in.

A while when you have chunk in your teeth.

Man, I flush every night.

The reason I flaws, student, the reason I floss is because you see that it gets that stuff out of there.

I mean you floss loss and then you pull your floss out and you look at it and you're like, oh my god, there's an entire Oreo cookie on there.

It would have spent the night in my teeth.

I didn't in full if I hadn't flossed my teeth.

I don't want that gunk in my mouth all night.

All right, We've got to the whole.

New world now.

People are someone said, not everyone pulling their car mire down to look at their tongues.

It's true, Uh, licensed dental assistant here vont When was your last dental cleaning?

You probably have gum disease.

A tongue scraper won't do crap for that.

When was your last dental cleaning.

It's so bad.

This was the summer before my freshman year of college, so at least six years ago.

Oh man, you gotta go.

Yeah, insurance.

I don't know what this company provides us.

Well you have to, they said.

My next they said, to my next contract, I get a popcorn chicken as my payment.

So that's pretty good.

Okay, Dave, you're gonna name this movie that I'm about to quote.

Okay, On October third, he asked me what day it was.

It's October third.

Let me give you another call on me.

I'm not a regular mom.

I'm a cool mom.

Dave, call on me.

That's why her hair is so big.

It's full of secrets.

You go, Glenn Coco.

Dave phone a friend.

Hello, Hi, Jinny, Do you have the answers?

Do you have any idea what the answer is?

Yes, Dave, it is mean Girls.

Yeah, it is girls.

Yeah, so today is technically Mean Girls Day.

I don't know exactly how that is celebrated.

Obviously it's getting a little bit of clips by Taylor Swift.

But because in the movie she says, on October third, he asked me what day it was, It's October third, and So.

Today is mean Girl's Day.

So I'm gonna go through other quotable movies and see if you guys can guess them.

Okay, okay, so you can ring in with your name.

You can just say Dave and or Jenny and just tell me if you know some of these quotes.

Okay, ready, bye, buddy, Hope you find your dad.

Jenny, Yes elf, that is elf, thank you, look at you?

Wow?

Good?

Some other ones, just in case you didn't get what that one.

I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

It's a great one.

If you have any that you like, you can text us in five three, nine to two to one quotable movie quotes.

Here's another.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, you know, like Dae chuok skills, Yes, go ahead, No, keep going, keep going, unchook skills, computer skilled, computer hacking skills.

Peter hacking skills.

Go ahead, Dave.

Well, that would be the two thousand and three classic Napoleon Dynamite.

That is Napoleon Dynamite the most quotable movie of all time, if I do say so myself.

Also doesn't work.

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

I love that movie.

Okay, here's another.

I don't know if Jenny will know this one.

Yes, I love technology, it's not as much as you.

You see always and for.

Her, she's got sandy blonde hair, pretty nice face.

I'm just a little pe ot because she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet.

So good.

Okay, you know what, I am a rather brilliant surgeon.

Perhaps I can help you with that hump?

What hump?

Yes?

Yes, Dave, Yes, young Frankenstein.

That is Young Frankenstein.

You're correct.

Also, what knockers?

Oh, thank you, doctor Jenny.

If you have not seen that movie, you would probably like it.

Okay, I'll put out my list.

Okay, here's the next one.

You got into Harvard?

What like it's hard, Jenny, Jenny?

Go ahead, legally blind blind Jenny.

Okay, here we go, keep going.

So shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

Yes?

Dave Austin Powers International Man Mystery.

That is well, nice job.

Okay, here's the next one.

Florals for Spring groundbreaking by all means, move at a glacial pace.

You know how that thrills me, Jenny, you should know it.

Yes, the Devil wears product.

It is.

You.

Guys are doing really good.

Okay, here's another one.

Fish are friends not food?

Easy one little mermaid.

No, No, he touched the butt, Yes, finding Nemo.

Okay, here's another one.

Dave, you'll know this one.

Life moves pretty fast.

If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueller's day off.

That is correct, Muehler, Buehler.

Mueller, Buehler.

All right, it's just a flesh wound.

I met Dave, Dave, Monty, Python and the Holy Grail.

That is correct.

The guys he's a knight and he gets his arms and legs cut off by another night in a battle and he's not and they're like, you're going to die, Like, no, I'm not.

It's just a flesh wound and he's spurting blood.

That was honestly the only.

Time I laughed at that movie, and I did not think it was funny.

Okay, here's another one that people are texting in.

It's me Jessica, Jenny, Yes, Jenny, No, that is the hot chick.

The hot chick.

I don't know, I don't know where I got.

You're killing me smalls, that is sama.

Yep, you guys are doing really good.

You guys watch too much movies, too many movies.

What are your favorite movie quotes?

Anything you got any ideas, thoughts, feelings?

Obviously in Napolean.

Game this one.

I love you Jedi?

Why do you love that?

Why?

She kind of hate that quote because I get it all the time.

Everyone says it to you over and over and over again.

Excuse me, just what in the hell are you doing learning about Cuba?

Having some food?

What's that?

Fro fast times at Ridgemont High.

Here's one dave that someone texted in.

Maybe you'll know you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled first.

Crumpy old Man.

That is grumpy old man job very well.

I know I like that one too because it reminds me of home and my family.

Fabulous.

You guys did a great tup.

You should do this more often.

This was the best thing you've done on the radio so far.

Yeah.

Well, it's mean Girl's Day, and so you should celebrate mean Girls Day by watching a very quotable movie.

Any movie that you like that is quotable that's fine.

You don't have to watch mean Girls, and maybe you shouldn't.

Okay, you know, I'm just trying to think of what movie I need to watch me too.

I'm like, well, Napoleon one is the most quotable.

I don't need to see that movie again because I've seen it so many times.

I love it still, But I don't know crying in Baseball League of their.

Own of their own great movie.

Another quotable one but I can't remember anything is super Bad.

I feel like there's Jefine one from super Bad.

How about you're pooping in the street, aren't you?

Ha ha.

That's like one of the best bride maids.

Yeah, that's Bridesmaids.

I don't remember any of the quotes from Bridesmaids, anither I should all the time, Like you know, they just had the meat and now they're trying on bridal dresses or help me I'm poor?

I do say help me I'm poor on a regular basis?

Is that from Bridemaids?

That's from Bridesmaids.

Okay, this is probably my favorite from super Bad.

Okay, you scratch our backs, We'll scratch yours.

That comes from Jewels.

Seth goes well, jewels, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my you know.

What, No, no, have you been super bad?

I saw it years ago in Sea word there and I.

Can't obviously say that.

Fine, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my Dave.

You always quote a Christmas vacation too, that's the one that you kind of.

Well, there's one where his cousin Eddie is empty in his RV bathroom into the sewer and he's like Blanker's full.

There's also a serious.

Clark, Serious Clark.

That's someone texted I.

Wouldn't be more surprised, but I woke up with my face stapled to the carpet.

I heard you made up with a hot dog.

It was one tie.

That's mean girls too.

You should watch me girls, because.

That is a funny.

Anyway, that's the daily Bailey thing, so everybody we get it.