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War of the Roses: He's Always at Noodles & Company

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Speaker 1

Got be a cheater, one fake Bookay of Roses at a time.

Speaker 2

Four of the Roses stars right now.

Speaker 3

On Katie wb.

Speaker 1

Sometimes you just get a gut feeling like something's not right, you know, somebody's not telling the truth and something's like, well that doesn't quite make sense.

So Summer is going to tell us the story?

Is this your Beyonce, your boyfriend, your husband?

Who is this guy that you're calling for War of the Roses about Summer?

Speaker 4

Yeah, he's my husband.

Speaker 1

Now, I hate when people do husbands because that's a marriage.

That's a whole thing there, that's another level you.

But what's going on with your with your husband?

And why are you on Katie WGB today.

Speaker 4

Well he's a teacher.

His name is Jesse, and he just made friends with this other new teacher named Kevin this year and he has been going out to lunch with him every Saturday.

They've been going to Noodle's every Saturday.

Speaker 1

Okay week, I mean yes, so since the school year started, probably to make friends, but still every Saturday.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I mean that's really not like him.

So I asked him, you know, if he'd really been going to lunch, is that really what he's doing?

And he said, yeah, of course, what else would I be doing?

Next time, I'll send you a picture, a.

Speaker 1

Picture of what him and Kevin at noodles at Noodles and Company.

Oh okay, I mean that seems a little bit weird.

Okay, so he wants to say, trying to prove it.

Speaker 4

Yeah, but you do.

Speaker 1

Let's go back to it's not light.

So this is kind of what lit this up in the first place.

You're like, that's not like you.

What does he usually do on a Saturday.

If he's not going to run out to noodles in company with his new boyfriend Kevin.

Speaker 4

He just usually likes to sit around and watch football in the fall on the weekend, okay, And so this is a little unusual.

And he did send me a picture of this guy and you know, the supposed Kevin.

But I went on the school website and there was no one who even looked like this guy at all, and no new teachers who looked like him.

Hmm.

Speaker 1

Okay, So you're like, who is this Keven?

And is he really going to But then he's got the photographic proof.

What else do you want?

Speaker 2

Well, if she's scrolling through the website and it has you know staff pictures a lot of times on school websites, and if his face isn't there, but he's new.

Speaker 1

They could have still either.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 5

I was gonna say, you'd have everyone on the website.

Speaker 1

Yeah, on the website.

Yeah.

Okay, So you're suspecting then, Summer that maybe he's not actually going.

Maybe he went once.

That's a possibility.

Maybe he went once with Kevin to cover his tracks.

All right, so we're gonna find out.

We're what we can do is we're gonna sit, We're gonna call him.

We're gonna pretend that we're with his phone company and give him a survey, and for a reward for the survey, he gets a dozen roses.

And if he chooses you, Summer, that's good news, and if he chooses somebody else, that's bad news.

And we'll take it from there and see what he says.

All right, hold on, we'll come back.

We'll make a phone call in a second.

Speaker 4

Okay, thinks love is in the air or wait, are those lies?

Speaker 1

I guess we'll see.

I'm part two of War of the Roses on KDWB.

We got to kind of reset in case you kind of forgot what's going on.

Yeah, it's a little bit weird.

I mean, like a lot of War of the Roses are Basically, she is married to a teacher, and the school year started a month or so ago, and he's met a new friend down to school, Kevin.

Kevin.

Speaker 4

Kevin, Yeah, Kevin.

Speaker 1

And so he's like, every Saturday he's been going to Noodles in Company to have lunch with Kevin.

And then she's like, well, that's kind of weird.

It's not really like him.

He usually lays around and watches football on Saturdays.

Where is he?

Really?

Can we set a trap?

Well, then she go on the website.

Speaker 3

She did.

Speaker 5

She went on the staff website to see the new guy that he apparently is becoming friends with, and Kevin doesn't.

Speaker 3

Exist, doesn't exist, not at that school.

No, So where is he on these saturdays?

Let's find out on War of the Roses on Katie w B.

Speaker 5

All right, so I do have a dozen red roses to send out to whoever you want.

Jesse for taking that survey with me today, We're super appreciative of it.

So what I'll need from you first is the name of whoever you want me to send those roses to.

Speaker 4

You can send them to Vanessa.

Speaker 5

All right, got it down.

And then the next thing I need from you is we attach a little card with roses, So if you want to put a note on there for Vanessa, I can.

Speaker 1

Do that too.

Speaker 4

Put hope this frightens your day.

Speaker 5

Okay, perfect, got that down.

Speaker 4

Who is Vanessa?

Who is that is that Summer?

Speaker 2

What?

Speaker 4

What Swimmer?

And who's Vanessa?

Let me explain.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna tell you it.

It amazes me how effective wre what a genius idea, what a genius idea War of the Roses is because they just fall for it every time, every freaking time.

You were set up basically, Jesse, to see who you would send flowers to.

It is not your phone company.

It is Katie WB the radio station.

I don't know if you ever heard of us, but we got a call from your wife Summer, who said something's been going on with Jesse disappearing off to Noodles and Company every Saturday to have lunch with this guy Kevin.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Yeah, And so she called us and said, set a trap and see who he sends roses to.

Speaker 4

Yeah, so you sent flowers to someone who's not your wife.

So what is this a cover?

You act like you're going out to lunch with some guy every weekend, Like, what are you actually doing?

Don't worry about it?

Like you're always on me.

Speaker 5

It's like, can I do anything right?

Oh boo hoo.

Speaker 4

So you sent flowers to someone who's not your wife.

I mean, I'm trying to figure this out.

So you actually you know Noodles is just a cover and you know you got some stranger to take a picture with you.

You're trying to cover your tracks.

Okay, sher Lock Holme.

So you're admitting it.

I'm not admitting no.

Speaker 1

I will say it's pretty good metal detective work to figure out that he had gone into Noodles and asked some random dude like, hey, can I get a picture with you?

Speaker 4

Who?

Speaker 1

I don't think she she deduced it.

I think she just came up with a conclusion, and he added himself, I think so you can't.

You didn't prove anything.

It reminds me the War of the Roses a few years ago, where he claimed he was at Rosedale Mall and she's like, you're Rosedale Mall.

Send me a picture.

She got a picture of like the inside of Rosedale Mall.

She looked it up.

It was the number one return on Google image search of Rosedale mall so he had sent a picture that he found on Google.

She wasn't stupid, She figured it out.

I don't remember the outcome of that war of the roses, but probably not good.

Speaker 2

Probably not good Texas.

I will say men are creatures of habit.

It takes a lot to create a new habit on Saturday morning, and a woman could do that.

Speaker 1

Okay,

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