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[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, Colby without a phone, for a day.

[SPEAKER_06]: Her little kitten he also.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and I need to talk about something.

[SPEAKER_06]: People love and excuse to party.

[SPEAKER_05]: Codding in.

[SPEAKER_06]: Scissoring them.

[SPEAKER_06]: Scissoring the box.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was chopping them off.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, I know what that means.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because last time I couldn't see you well enough, so I had to shift my body to the knock of the couch.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, I'm in like the wedge.

[SPEAKER_06]: You've never been in the wedge though.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, but now I can see both of you.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, it will be a kind of look at you like out of her peripherals.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, shoot.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I can't really see you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I also can never fully see Adam because this might stand.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's in the way it sometimes makes me dizzy.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it like splits my view.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I have to move my head a lot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, first world problems, I will be the okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe we should...

She's determined.

[SPEAKER_05]: Recorded the other room.

[SPEAKER_05]: Jack was saying we should record in that room in the office.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, we came into Katie's apartment this morning and they were both so excited to show us the new edition to Katie's office, which is her gallery wall.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I haven't even shown anyone on the internet like my office room.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think I've shown it like at all because...

Is that an office?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's actually a second bedroom right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're calling it the study.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's a good word.

[SPEAKER_05]: Or the green room, like whatever way you want to say, whatever you want to go with.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I haven't done my grand reveal yet because it hasn't been sunny.

[SPEAKER_06]: I still think it looks nice and cozy though.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it looks so cozy.

[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't translate on film on video.

[SPEAKER_05]: You've tried with this lighting.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm waiting for some sunshine to peek through and then tomorrow is game time.

[SPEAKER_05]: Then it's grand reveal time.

[SPEAKER_06]: It really gives me polo bar vibes.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I was going for.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think like I'm walking into the polo bar.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's exactly what I was going for, thank you.

[SPEAKER_06]: Which I've been in a while and I would love to go.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I think it's just like hell expensive.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think even brands are like, that's too expensive to like have an event there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like some, I'm saying some.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I think it's hard for a brand that's not Ralph Lauren to have an event there because it is a Ralph Lauren rush-tron.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like you're floating brand, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not a competitor, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I get that.

[SPEAKER_06]: But they also were in every space.

[SPEAKER_06]: A like Ralph Lauren home, Ralph Lauren clothing.

[SPEAKER_05]: They're so far for that.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think they have a safari.

[SPEAKER_05]: They have a safari?

[SPEAKER_06]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_06]: I could be completely making that up.

[SPEAKER_05]: We met.

[SPEAKER_05]: That might have been an A, I had it.

[SPEAKER_00]: That felt like you felt what I don't know.

[SPEAKER_05]: I wouldn't, I would see that.

[SPEAKER_05]: I could see that.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I fall for all the A, I had it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see?

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw one and it was like, skins is opening.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's first wellness resort.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it was this whole thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now I've learned to go to the comments.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean.

[SPEAKER_01]: Granted skins like that is so out of range, but Everybody it's like to skins know this like all of the comments are just basically Incidentewating that I say I wait, but the Hannah Montana one the one that I really fell for AI it it looked real and the comments thought it was real real [SPEAKER_06]: It was the real estate I've ever seen in my entire life.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was so excited.

[SPEAKER_06]: I texted Colby and I was like, we're buying tickets We're like segments.

[SPEAKER_05]: We just say I we talked about this on the podcast And then it was like it was on the today show, but it was it was yeah, the AI was on the today show No, I only listened to one clip that's because it was like we can't wait to go or something They were like just kidding.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's AI.

[SPEAKER_06]: All I felt for it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Very hard [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I feel like a Ralph Lauren Safari would make so much sense.

[SPEAKER_05]: People are going on safaris for their honeymoon.

[SPEAKER_05]: Have you been seeing this?

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, people been doing that for years.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but like...

[SPEAKER_01]: Would you do that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: Personally now.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would love to go to South Africa.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I'd love to go to South Africa, but I don't really think I wanted it far.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is that where they do the safaris?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to go to the giraffe hotel in Kenya.

[SPEAKER_01]: Drafts are like my favorite animal.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love them.

[SPEAKER_06]: They're scary.

[SPEAKER_06]: The way they stick their little nonsense.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're so cute.

[SPEAKER_05]: They're next aren't very little, by the way.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's true.

[SPEAKER_05]: But they I've seen what you're talking about on Pinterest, they like come in the window and have it in the window.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the window.

[SPEAKER_06]: They're not.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're just like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're fine.

[SPEAKER_05]: No ostriches are freaky.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're all so loved to see it like elephants in the wilds, a lion.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't like animals.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is not me.

[SPEAKER_05]: My the opposite of what I want for my girls are going on safaris and they're wearing like the Lueve like safari hat and like wearing like a they're like decked out and designer going on the safari.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well I think when you go on a safari is half to where a specific outfit now.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well probably for the conditions.

[SPEAKER_06]: Why I think it has to be like a specific color because you have to like Oh, it's a blend-in.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's just looking to camouflage into the dirt.

[SPEAKER_05]: Just in case you get to take a touch.

[SPEAKER_06]: I literally only know this because of Audrey Peters.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like I think she went on a safari with it in a little way they had.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she was wearing a little way they had.

[SPEAKER_04]: I saw it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Or even you had one of those.

[SPEAKER_04]: All these girls are wearing the little way they had.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, and I'm pretty sure she was talking about how you need to be in a specific color or fabric or so I have no idea.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's like you can't really get creative with the outfit.

[SPEAKER_05]: But they do.

[SPEAKER_05]: They do.

[SPEAKER_06]: They just stand for me and me on there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't know my honeymoon.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna be on the beach for two weeks You will not hear for me two weeks.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hell yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm taking a full honeymoon full.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I want to do a mini moon and a honeymoon both.

[SPEAKER_06]: I would love to do that as well.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I want to just dive right in because then it's like a vacation which is still nice [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I want an international wedding, so I feel like I'll already be there for like a week and then like plus like a mini moon that that's a lot of time off.

[SPEAKER_06]: So I've my first international wedding next year, and I'm so excited.

[SPEAKER_05]: Where are you going?

[SPEAKER_06]: My orca.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so jealous.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is your first international wedding.

[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like you've had others, no?

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I've had an international wedding before.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I think all my weddings are here.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to go to my orchestra.

[SPEAKER_06]: State side, I'm so pumped.

[SPEAKER_06]: They were talking about what they did for it and they rented this cave.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then weirdly, I saw the cave on TikTok the next day.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I think my phone listened to somebody telling me about how they booked this cave in my orchestra.

[SPEAKER_06]: And the next day, I'm on TikTok and I see this raven cave.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it the one I'm posted on?

[SPEAKER_01]: I've been seeing a lot of that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, somebody just had a wedding.

[SPEAKER_01]: and they did that, but I think it was the one I'm posted on now.

[SPEAKER_06]: Caves with the thing now, it's like a thing to have the after party in a case.

[SPEAKER_01]: Shannon Ford had her after party in a case.

[SPEAKER_05]: It looked sick.

[SPEAKER_06]: Really?

[SPEAKER_05]: I am real.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's going to be amazing.

[SPEAKER_05]: So cool.

[SPEAKER_06]: Because I saw the posted on out TikToks, but then there's also a cave in my orchestra that's apparently very popular.

[SPEAKER_06]: The people rent for like a beach party into a cave DJ sat night time vibe.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I love that.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're just caves everywhere.

[SPEAKER_06]: Who knew so many caves so little times so little time be I'm popped other countries are so old True, we're babies for sure.

[SPEAKER_05]: We are babies over here.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well if I get a plus one One of you are welcome to come I can ask for a plus two [SPEAKER_05]: I would be a great addition to this wedding.

[SPEAKER_06]: I believe it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Just saying.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love love.

[SPEAKER_06]: I kind of think going to weddings as a single person is so expensive.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's so...

I mean, I guess if you're in a relationship like, do you and Jack like split it, or do you just...

Oh, I pay for him if it's my friend and you have to pay for it a lot of my friends.

[SPEAKER_05]: He pays for me if it's his friend, which is so exciting because his friend is getting married in Bordeaux, France next year, and guess who's going for free?

[SPEAKER_05]: Me?

[SPEAKER_05]: Jack's bad.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's so fun.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's so fun.

[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, I guess it makes sense.

[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like that's, I mean, but if it's, if it's a friend of ours that's like both of our friend, I feel like them, we would split.

[SPEAKER_05]: But we haven't had that situation yet.

[SPEAKER_06]: Fair.

[SPEAKER_05]: Because it's usually like his friend or my friend.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know.

[SPEAKER_06]: I guess in that case, then my, my theory actually does not really intro would technically be more expensive for me if I was dating someone.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, if I held you on this roll.

[SPEAKER_05]: Especially if your friends are like getting married.

[SPEAKER_05]: I guess they all, it all comes out in the wash eventually, but right now, all of my friends are getting married, it feels like, and not so much his.

[SPEAKER_05]: And so I feel like I have been dropping big bags this year on covering both of us.

[SPEAKER_06]: Herings are so expensive.

[SPEAKER_05]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you know, it is what it is.

[SPEAKER_05]: Love is something to be celebrated and One day will be our turn and we will be expecting all of our friends to drop bags for us.

[SPEAKER_01]: So you only get one day one wedding.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you play your cards, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: Just one.

[SPEAKER_06]: About the divorce rate is higher than 50%.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_06]: Anyone curious?

[SPEAKER_05]: Is it still over 50?

[SPEAKER_05]: Like that's surprising.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like if you're having a second wedding and the expectation is the same as the first.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going.

[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_05]: What if I multiple weddings like like you mean like we don't go as hard for a number two Yeah, no we need to go as hard for all of them I mean not on what I only That's very Charlotte York Charlotte York when she got married to her first husband in sex in the city Trey and then of course like he couldn't get it up so they got divorced [SPEAKER_05]: She married her second husband Harry Golden Blatt my favorite man at the show and she was telling the girl She's like, I don't want to go as hard.

[SPEAKER_05]: I might not even like wear dress like Because you know, I feel embarrassed that this is my second wedding and like I don't feel like I want people to like have to go all out Whatever, maybe we'll just alope and the girls were like you know You absolutely need to have a wedding like you need to go as hard as you went for the first one because this one is like so special and Harry deserves it [SPEAKER_05]: And bye-bye.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, my philosophy on this lately, because I feel like this also ties into like people wanting to celebrate their birthday.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, you know, sometimes people feel bad about having something for their birthday.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't want people to spend money on me or like have to feel like they need to go out of their way or whatever.

[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like people at this age are looking for an excuse to do something.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, whenever somebody planned something for their birthday or like even if we're talking about like multiple weddings Like people want and excuse to go have a party, you know, because they become less and less Like we're not just like really nearly going out in the weekends anymore I feel like like we'll go to a dinner and we'll go get an I kept some are but we're not like raging until five and every single weekend Like I would use to because we're all now all of a sudden which is pissing me off like I were booked out [SPEAKER_06]: missed the spontaneity, but that's what I'm saying.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, you know, people love and excuse to party.

[SPEAKER_06]: So with that being said, if you're having a second wedding, people want to go have an excuse to party.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know what, yeah, especially if it's like a good friend, they could have three weddings, and I'm still going just as hard every single one.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, for your second marriage, I'll be going really, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think you just don't get all the events.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can have another wedding.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, COVID isn't like my theory.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, because also a second one, it's like a different point in life, realistically.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, maybe like a few years after you're, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's really something different time line.

[SPEAKER_06]: But I'm wondering, and I get divorced within a year.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't come with it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Possible.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel even that.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like Morgan Stewart, I feel like she's still hot a second wedding, but it was like very intimate at home.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it was like gorgeous.

[SPEAKER_06]: I totally forgot she married her first man's.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but like her first one was a big blowout bash and then it I mean also how do you even have the money to have a second wedding like that?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I feel like you could maybe just not ask for gifts the second time also because you in theory got all the you know the kitchen stuff with the first marriage again it just depends on like how many years apart these marriages are circumstance [SPEAKER_05]: But out of my like this conversation I like this or like the guilt that you might feel because I feel like whenever I'm invited to any birthdays these days people are like no stress like don't worry if you can't calm or if it's too expensive or whatever because I feel that way too with my birthday party like I'm like worried that people are going to be not wanting to spend money.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but like with your birthday birthday.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but the second you said to me I was like oh my god I'm so excited to like have a weekend to go do this.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's such a fun activity.

[SPEAKER_05]: And if you plan it far out enough, it gives people like the opportunity to truly be like, I can't go, I can't go and, you know, it is, and it ends up being there, it benefits, like the guest, just as much as he benefits the person who's throwing the party.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a fun, fun time, you're right.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, exactly.

[SPEAKER_06]: I get something to look forward to.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like the second you said that that you wanted to do that for your birthday.

[SPEAKER_06]: The first thought that came across my head wasn't, oh my god.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so annoyed to leave the city.

[SPEAKER_06]: It was like, oh my god.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so excited to have an excuse to like go leave the city.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, say to you for a friend.

[SPEAKER_05]: A huge debrief from the from the party.

[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like there's going to be a lot to say after the after my 30th.

[SPEAKER_06]: Because I figured you wanted to keep it a secret about what we're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's like mostly a secret.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think the people know that we're going to the mountains so they don't know like all the activities.

[SPEAKER_01]: So just like a perfect fall weekend.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the goal.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hopefully it'll actually be fall by that point because right now it's eight in a row.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know you're so annoying.

[SPEAKER_06]: But it's gross like, why is it eight degrees?

[SPEAKER_06]: And it's almost October.

[SPEAKER_01]: Global Warming Baby.

[SPEAKER_00]: Global Warming Baby.

[SPEAKER_01]: A tweet yesterday.

[SPEAKER_01]: Or it was like a meme from a tweet.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it was like, sorry if I seem off, I have a long sleeve shirt that I got that I haven't been able to wear.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's currently 85 degrees.

[SPEAKER_01]: And it's just like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm done dressing for summer.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm done showing my arms.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, my tan's completely gone, so I'm saying I just ordered self-tanner.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what to do.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember my tan ever fading this quickly before I think.

[SPEAKER_06]: Do I like Tanner Pal right now?

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, look at my face.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're wearing a white shirt, so it's hard to...

Well, my arm's definitely like pal, but what about my face?

[SPEAKER_05]: You look good.

[SPEAKER_06]: But do I like Tanner Pal?

[SPEAKER_05]: It middle, middle ground.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have the road.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've been wearing that.

[SPEAKER_06]: Colby gave me this like self-tanting sunscreen.

[SPEAKER_06]: What brand is it?

[SPEAKER_01]: allies of skin.

[SPEAKER_06]: It smells so good.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like my skin smells amazing all the time.

[SPEAKER_06]: But it's just like sunscreen that I think has a little bit of self-tanner to use it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Joe's have self-tanner and I'm not using it right now because I'm having a periural dermatitis flare-up.

[SPEAKER_06]: So what does that even mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's skin condition.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Haley Bieber has a two.

[SPEAKER_06]: But she does.

[SPEAKER_01]: All that I've been using on my skin is face wash and moisturizer.

[SPEAKER_01]: because I can't put anything that has additional ingredients on my skin when I'm having it because it's like very sensitive.

[SPEAKER_06]: What is it just like a rash?

[SPEAKER_01]: You got like little tiny bumps around your mouth kind of and then sometimes it can go up like by your nose.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hmm, interesting to hear us.

[SPEAKER_05]: I hope it goes away soon.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_05]: So do I.

I hope the flare is up soon.

[SPEAKER_06]: We should do the intro.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's my turn.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you think it's my turn?

[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's your turn.

[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome back to another episode of Match Made a Manhattan with Katie Colby and Adam.

[UNKNOWN]: Adam, come on.

[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let's get a little cup of coffee.

[SPEAKER_05]: He takes a long sip of his coffee.

[SPEAKER_06]: Girls, how are we doing?

[SPEAKER_05]: Really good and I need to talk about something.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I'm excited.

[SPEAKER_05]: Has really been saving my I need this is like a public service announcement for the people I need to hear this.

[SPEAKER_05]: I put it on the table [SPEAKER_05]: I put it on the table your cup the brick my brick.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was so I was so intrigued by the bright.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we have several things on the table.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have my coffee cup.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have your empty green juice bottle.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have Adams glasses.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have batteries to batteries to batteries.

[SPEAKER_01]: My knee was blocking your brick.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even see it.

[SPEAKER_05]: My brick is on the table.

[SPEAKER_05]: I am bricked up right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: Meaning.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what all of these double-on-trot and tundra's mean.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because you're not a perv, like everyone else.

[SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, so we have, I, I, I, I get you a little bit of those on your story that you're pregnant.

[SPEAKER_05]: So that, I'm bricked up right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, the people who don't know what I'm talking about, think I have a literal brick on the table.

[SPEAKER_06]: So, no, they think you have a boner.

[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: So, there's this invention called the brick.

[SPEAKER_05]: and it's essentially this little square gray thing that you have to physically touch your phone to unlock your apps.

[SPEAKER_05]: So you can choose which apps you disable.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it essentially is just a really helpful way to focus during the day if you are addicted to social media like myself.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have this thing where I'm like not even trying to go on the apps, but my finger just clicks on it, and it's open, and then I lose two hours.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know if I've even cleaned anything important.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, of course, I need to be on social media for like my job, but not all day.

[SPEAKER_05]: And certainly not after eight o'clock.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, there's no reason for me to be like dooming.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I swear to God, I've had this for three days.

[SPEAKER_05]: Long story short like the appeal is that because there is the feature on the phone where you can do like the app limit and it'll like pop up and be like you've been on Instagram for too long Yeah, but this is a physical thing that I like hide.

[SPEAKER_05]: I like put like on top of a cabinet or something and I'll like walk away disabled the the apps and I have to physically if I want to go and Instagram I have to walk over to the cabinet grab the brick tap it to my phone [SPEAKER_05]: which still seems like an easy thing to do but for some reason like when you're like in the throws of like wanting to go on social media but knowing you're not supposed to like getting up to go get a physical break is like a whole to do which is crazy that I even feel that way but it's just like an extra step so it makes it harder and it makes me feel like I'm like surrendering because also it also has this like time timer that's like always going on my phone [SPEAKER_05]: and it's so exciting to like see it's like a widget that shows it to you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's just like, it's like a notification almost on my phone.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like it's always when I look at, I just flip up my phone.

[SPEAKER_05]: It'll say like, you've been bricked for 10 hours.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, how exciting?

[SPEAKER_05]: I haven't been on Instagram or TikTok.

[SPEAKER_05]: For me, it's Instagram and TikTok.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: I can see everything else.

[SPEAKER_05]: So you can see my text, my email.

[SPEAKER_05]: You could also disable those as well.

[SPEAKER_05]: And a lot of like gym people use this and when they go to the gym, they like disable all their apps.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah cause they're the gym and they can't tap their brick.

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_06]: Cause they're at the gym.

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_06]: Wait that's so good.

[SPEAKER_05]: So, I'm a brick influencer now.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's amazing.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have been sleeping so much better because I've decided that after dinner, [SPEAKER_05]: I break, and I don't break back in.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not broke in right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm broke down.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm broke down.

[SPEAKER_06]: Did you invent all these little lingoers or where did these come from?

[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like people say that.

[SPEAKER_06]: People say that, okay, you're the first time I've heard about this service.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm broke down right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have not been on Instagram or TikTok in about 11 hours.

[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, will you slot for, hopefully, 10 of those?

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, so I've logged way more than that then.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let me show you.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like a TV, yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let me show you, yeah, you're right, fuck.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, 12 hours, 57 minutes.

[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, that's so good.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've been breaked.

[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, you've been asleep.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but still, give it to me.

[SPEAKER_05]: Give it to me, okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Give it to me.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's like, I've been breached for 12 hours.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's only 30 minutes.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're like, you've been asleep.

[SPEAKER_05]: As we record this, it is 830, everyone.

[SPEAKER_05]: So that's pretty good.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's got, I'm proud of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've been breached since afternoon and now.

[SPEAKER_05]: I told myself I can break back in after the podcast, but my every morning thing has been after I have my coffee made then I can have access to the apps because I have this I had past tense this terrible habit of waking up in the first thing I did was go on Instagram, like checking the text, checking the emails that's normal and like just where our society has come like you just need to know like who's reached out to you if it's pressing if it's not.

[SPEAKER_05]: But Instagram and TikTok, there's no reason I should be scrolling on there before I've had my coffee.

[SPEAKER_06]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like when I'm still in bed, haven't even like rushed my teeth yet.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like there's like a morning coffee activity.

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it's becoming, it puts me in a bad mood also.

[SPEAKER_05]: Because I feel like whatever, usually when I go on Instagram, whatever's at the top is usually like devastating news.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's horrible.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know why it's because it gets all the buzz but it's usually like breaking news something bad happened in the world or someone you know is posting like a black and white photo of someone who died like it's it's always something you're TikTok.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is on Instagram.

[SPEAKER_05]: I feel for whatever reason whenever I go on Instagram like first time of the day it's devastating news on my page.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got really good news yesterday though when I logged on to Instagram first thing in the morning, and that is bad bunny Super Bowl half time.

[SPEAKER_05]: That is really good news.

[SPEAKER_06]: My first thing that I see is Danielle.

[SPEAKER_06]: Strudding some UGA gear.

[SPEAKER_05]: Damn it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Why?

[SPEAKER_06]: Let it let it be now in the first thing that I see on my Instagram is Danielle Carolyn.

[SPEAKER_05]: I wish that was my first thing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh well, I can't tell you what it is because like when I go.

[SPEAKER_05]: Cause you're brick.

[SPEAKER_05]: So when I go to click on an app when I'm brick, it says you've turned Instagram off.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so it doesn't, the brick doesn't actually need to be connected.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's like, you just tap it.

[SPEAKER_05]: So if I wanted it to get on Instagram right now, I would just have to go get my brick from the table and tap it to my phone and it unlocks.

[SPEAKER_05]: But it says like you click this button that says back to what matters.

[SPEAKER_05]: which is so, so cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because it's not so easy to override.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because it's a time line.

[SPEAKER_01]: Notification is just like, whatever, I don't care.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's like snoozing in alarm.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: With the break, you have to physically.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's like getting up and physically turning off in alarm clock or something.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: I will say I kind of need that because I have time.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's on ignore the map for a single day.

[SPEAKER_01]: I also am having issues with my speaking of alarm.

[SPEAKER_01]: My alarm on my phone, I had to get a new phone.

[SPEAKER_01]: Last week I was unplugged for 24 hours.

[SPEAKER_01]: You were bricked, I basically was.

[SPEAKER_01]: Might as well have been.

[SPEAKER_06]: We could be without a phone for a day.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is funny.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let's talk about that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let's talk about Colby not having a phone for an entire day.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's like the worst possible thing that could happen to Colby because her safety net is picking up her phone and doing something.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, 100%, but also like it was Friday morning.

[SPEAKER_01]: I went about my day as I typically do, went to a workout class, went home, started working, my phone battery because I had an iPhone 14 pro at the time is really bad, so my phone battery would last me anywhere from like four to five hours, I'd say.

[SPEAKER_01]: and granted i have like a million apps for work on my phone like my phone is always blowing up so it drains faster and i like can't stop that because i need those notifications but whatever so i go to plug my phone and i got this notification that there was water in my charging port or whatever [SPEAKER_01]: And my phone had not gotten wet, so that was very confusing to me, so I hit, like, to cancel out the notification, whatever, plugged my phone back in, wasn't charging, wasn't charging, whatever.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, it then was like around lunchtime, so I was like, okay, I'm gonna go to the phone store during my lunch break.

[SPEAKER_01]: I go all the side of my phone magically charges while I'm there and they told me they didn't have the iPhone The new pro in the store so it's like whatever that's the phone that I want not gonna get one right now Anyway, my phone's charging again.

[SPEAKER_01]: All is right go home my phone charged for like a little bit and then all the sudden just stopped Accepting a charger ever again, and it was on like 19% but the weird thing was I [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like we've talked about this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I use wired headphones in half for like ever, but my headphones would still connect and play music, but my charger would have worked.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, because it's in the same port.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so like, why does that work?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't make any sense to me.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'm convinced Apple just starts destroying your phone if you don't upgrade to the latest one.

[SPEAKER_06]: And you have like the iPhone dinosaur and they were like a time for you to upgrade.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I have the time for you to give us more money.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have the 14.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: How do you?

[SPEAKER_02]: I have the 14 Pro Max.

[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, how is that possible, Katie?

[SPEAKER_02]: I like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like it.

[SPEAKER_06]: About like two years ago.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, like in your influencer, like you need the updated camera.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, do I?

[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like that people are always saying that the new cameras aren't as good as the old camera.

[SPEAKER_01]: My camera, I like it.

[SPEAKER_01]: My bus camera, how to crack in it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was so.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anything would be better.

[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, so then my phone did end up dying around three o'clock and cracks.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: and I have a laptop that I think has my messages on it, but every time that I open it, it tells me like my disk is full.

[SPEAKER_01]: So pretty much I've only been using my [SPEAKER_01]: work computer and i do not have my text messages on there so i'm like emailing my mom because she like puts out a search party if i don't answer her text within like a certain allotted amount of time and sometimes even if i do answer her text she thinks that i am like dead in a ditch and somebody is texting for me um but anyway so i email her [SPEAKER_01]: She didn't answer me on email or DM, and then I was like, oh, okay, so that I'm like DMing my sister.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can you DM from your phone or from your, sorry, from your computer?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you can DM.

[SPEAKER_01]: On DM.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's to DM because we had plans Friday night.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so like, [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going out, I brought my phone and my charger, like, just in case on the off chance it would start working again.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I go out, no phone, no nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Adam called me an Uber so kindly.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was planning on just getting a taxi.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like, looked up the cross streets of Berkeley.

[SPEAKER_01]: Kobe is literally so ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, I'm calling you a new, where she's like, no, I'm just going to go outside and find a taxi.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, Kobe is getting it.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's kind of funny because like picture and Colby leaving me a part of her without a phone and just like finding her way Or she needs to go with such a funny her and her little kitten.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, I was really would find your way like you would figure it out But like it is funny to think folks.

[SPEAKER_05]: I always just think of you holding your phone.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like the phone is permanently attached to your phone She's just gonna get you that too, but I was like she's just gonna get in a random car if Colby ends up getting kidnapped and it's on me [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and then I had to set an alarm on my laptop because I had a work event Saturday morning that I had to be awake for and it was in the morning So I did that went to the event.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like DMing my sister in the morning when I woke up And she's trying to find me a phone in New York somewhere and I was like, I have to leave So I'm about to go dark for like until like getting new phones I mean, it was just so funny because you at dinner without a phone like [SPEAKER_05]: What does she do?

[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't think about it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, let him in.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, and now push far right.

[SPEAKER_05]: There we go.

[SPEAKER_05]: He's in.

[SPEAKER_05]: How's crazy?

[SPEAKER_05]: He's in, sorry, they're working on the townhouse in the backyard, of course.

[SPEAKER_05]: Um, so we, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Colby a dinner without a phone was so funny.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, you were just like, so, I mean, not that you're not like always locked into conversations anyway, but like, we would like, you know, as people do.

[SPEAKER_05]: The other guests would be able to check their phone.

[SPEAKER_05]: Would just check their phone and Colby would just be like, [SPEAKER_05]: I got nothing, and it was just so funny to see because I feel like you are just, it's not like you're not present in your life, but I just feel like your phone is always nearby.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's actually really good.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's always, literally, always be on her phone, but she will be actually listening and responding conversation.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, you don't really think that you're pretty good enough at all.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but how did it come out to be chained to my phone?

[SPEAKER_01]: How did it feel to like be unbagged?

[SPEAKER_01]: It was great, honestly, it was great, it was a good life lesson, but my sister was damning you guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: She said she was like, I was talking to Katie and Adam.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you get a DM?

[SPEAKER_02]: You were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, you were a blind Katie, [SPEAKER_06]: You were probably breaked up.

[SPEAKER_06]: Don't worry.

[SPEAKER_06]: Katie was breaked up.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, it's so sorry.

[SPEAKER_05]: Which sister?

[SPEAKER_05]: Erin.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh, Erin.

[SPEAKER_06]: And she DMV and I I was asking her about which phone should she get COVID.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so sorry for listening to this.

[SPEAKER_06]: She's like, which Apple store of these is closest to you.

[SPEAKER_06]: So I can send COVID to get a phone there.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm looking, it's like, Mmeirinac and like the depths of Long Island.

[SPEAKER_01]: But also, even if she got me a phone, I would have no idea.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, [SPEAKER_05]: I really appreciate the hell.

[SPEAKER_05]: How do I know I wouldn't?

[SPEAKER_06]: She literally was about to send you into the depths of the Bronx.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, it was like two hours away.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, Aaron, we can't keep going.

[SPEAKER_06]: We've found that.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then I told her which phone to get you and basically we found one that was closer.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then Aaron's like sending me screenshots.

[SPEAKER_06]: Her responding to the Apple person.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's straight up in AI robot.

[SPEAKER_06]: And Aaron's like, I'm so sorry.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, that I'm being so annoying.

[SPEAKER_06]: But like, can you find me an iPhone here in the robots?

[SPEAKER_06]: I have located you a iPhone at this location The robot doesn't care.

[SPEAKER_06]: The robot lives for this shit And I told Kobe sister I was like girl that is a robot and she was like, no, it's a real person She was like, it's an apple specialist I was like, how does AI code word for robot code word for we don't pay this person because it's not a person I was dying.

[SPEAKER_05]: So funny.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was dying.

[SPEAKER_06]: The lungs are short.

[SPEAKER_06]: We found you a phone [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you're back online.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a phone in Grand Central Station.

[SPEAKER_05]: How is it?

[SPEAKER_05]: How's the new phone?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a live phone.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a live phone.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know?

[SPEAKER_06]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: But this isn't even three cameras, so it's only two.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, who's all you need to bear on?

[SPEAKER_01]: The guy, the Apple store, was really trying to sell me on getting this phone because they were like, we can order you a pro, but it'll get delivered whenever.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, well, that's unfortunately not an option for me because my phone is broken.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I need to get one right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: And the guy was like, well, the 17 has been voted the best bargain out of the three options.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, perfect.

[SPEAKER_01]: Great.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll get to take the bargain option.

[SPEAKER_05]: the 17 is the new one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the problem.

[SPEAKER_01]: It the 17 out of the iPhone Air and then the 17 Pro and Pro Max, the 17 is the best.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's just a 17.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't even know that.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I bought.

[SPEAKER_05]: So there's separate different breeds of the 17.

[SPEAKER_06]: I also ordered the 17 Pro Max.

[SPEAKER_01]: They had the Pro Max, but you have a [SPEAKER_06]: I already have I have the 15 pro max.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, one of these brands need to give me a new phone.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, you know, you know, all the girls got a Bevel that caviar cases and really released those cases.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, velvety caviar cases are really cute.

[SPEAKER_05]: Here that velvety caviar.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm giving you some good some good praise over here.

[SPEAKER_01]: You could give me a new phone if you like if you want to really like the monochromatic one.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think Audrey Trellinger posted it if it's like [SPEAKER_01]: a plum with a plum oxo buddy attached to it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, not that I even haven't oxo buddy, but it looks cute.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've never heard of this brand before.

[SPEAKER_05]: I liked the the leopard one.

[SPEAKER_05]: There was a leopard case.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it's that.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is very funky.

[SPEAKER_06]: Interesting.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have the pair of pajamas that would match it perfectly.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've always had the case that everybody is like this is not for your personality at all because Alex bought it for himself and then didn't want it anymore And I was like, I really keep always had that phone case though.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had to travel between phone models Like I don't know you without that phone case.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, I mean, I've just had this phone for two years Describe it to the the people listening at my phone case is like an iridescent this is iridescent, right?

[SPEAKER_06]: Is that what it's called?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's a shiny like a mirror to iridescent ask thing with clouds all over it [SPEAKER_06]: It's like very whimsical and not my personality at all.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like I feel like my personality is like a black leather product.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yet the second Ariana Grande album cover.

[SPEAKER_06]: I look like I'm going to the fourth grade.

[SPEAKER_05]: We're a rave.

[SPEAKER_06]: Or a shark.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's kind of a good idea, you know?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's yeah, it's like kind of I actually just realized you can kind of see yourself in it.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've never used it as a mirror before I figured that was the point.

[SPEAKER_06]: I suppose so But it's just very not me, but Alex bought it for himself and then didn't want it anymore And I was like, oh perfect.

[SPEAKER_06]: I need a phone case.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you're like, oh perfect.

[SPEAKER_05]: Something free.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's like That's great.

[SPEAKER_05]: Adam and Jake free things [SPEAKER_06]: I love the free.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love a freebie.

[SPEAKER_06]: Although I've gotten better in my now that I'm not a hoarder anymore.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: After, you know, seven years in the apartment, ruin me.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now you're a minimalist.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now I'm minimalist.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're in cool beer minimalist.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Is the new apartment?

[SPEAKER_05]: How, like, have there been any updates?

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, how is living together?

[SPEAKER_06]: Do we already update on the schools?

[SPEAKER_05]: You got schools?

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I'm a maintenance guy.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's coming tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_06]: Maintenance guy sent me tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like we couldn't do any more improvements until we got.

[SPEAKER_01]: this all done.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's the maintenance guy doing for you guys?

[SPEAKER_06]: Fixing Colby's ceiling that's falling out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Touching up the paint.

[SPEAKER_01]: Giving me a new mirror.

[SPEAKER_01]: Fixing the wall mount from the previous tenants so that we can mount our TV.

[SPEAKER_01]: Then we'll be able to start decorating below the TV.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Get some things on the walls.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds great.

[SPEAKER_01]: Great.

[SPEAKER_06]: There are things that we still need.

[SPEAKER_06]: We've already been in the apartment for a month.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, it we have to pay rent.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was just thinking about that day.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm stressed.

[SPEAKER_06]: How do you do that?

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even know.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Alex used to be my rent for me.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think we have to wire it the way that we did before or check or something.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'll write a check.

[SPEAKER_06]: So I'm an after wire.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think the wiring is the best option.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, paying rent sucks.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have to do that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Tell me about it.

[SPEAKER_05]: But once you do the autopay thing, it feels like it's not happening.

[SPEAKER_05]: We don't have a portal thing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I don't have a portal either.

[SPEAKER_05]: I wire them the money, but you can set up a recurring wire.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to answer that.

[SPEAKER_05]: So every month, it'll just deduct it from whatever.

[SPEAKER_05]: I guess I should do the...

No, yeah, you set it up on your own.

[SPEAKER_01]: And we have to like pair bills.

[SPEAKER_06]: What bills?

[SPEAKER_00]: Electric bill.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think I've been paying that.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've been paying the bills.

[SPEAKER_00]: You pay so high, bye.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I think I think you pay the pay.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I have the wife.

[SPEAKER_06]: Do you?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: OK.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you pay for?

[SPEAKER_06]: I think I paid for Conad.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, important.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's important.

[SPEAKER_06]: I love a scar right after I put that in the hands of Colway, and then I wake up in the morning for my five-am call and It's pitch black and we don't have power or first night in the apartment.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, actually that was a good learning lesson because I had set up the Wi-Fi and then I said, okay, can you set up the electric bill?

[SPEAKER_01]: And you said you don't know how [SPEAKER_01]: So then I was like, okay, I just did it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so then you learned how you self taught yourself I think you just asked chat GVT how to do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what you do for every day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go online and hit set up new account It was a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be [SPEAKER_01]: It was a good learning lesson.

[SPEAKER_06]: It did.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was selling Alex at the same other day.

[SPEAKER_06]: The Colby was joking that it feels like she's like the man in their relationship because I literally don't have to do anything.

[SPEAKER_06]: And this was only more proven the other day on Saturday when one of our friends has ever seen the apartment.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I was cutting up a box because we have to flatten our boxes.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I've never had to do this before and I was so confused.

[SPEAKER_06]: And so I literally had scissors to this box and I was cutting it to flatten it.

[SPEAKER_06]: And the person who is ever was like, what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_06]: And I was like, well, you need to flatten the boxes where you put them on the curb.

[SPEAKER_05]: How are you doing it?

[SPEAKER_05]: Can you like describe how you were doing it?

[SPEAKER_05]: I was like, you could cut again.

[SPEAKER_06]: Scissoring them.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you were scissoring the box.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, chop them them up.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, all right, I know what that means.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're worked up, I'm just sorry.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so you weren't like going along the seams.

[SPEAKER_05]: You weren't just saying the tape.

[SPEAKER_01]: The thing I was cutting like the edges like down.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, I'm gonna flatten this box.

[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that the box was like fully like expanded.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it wasn't just flattened out.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well then she was like all you need to do is open the other side and then you can flatten it.

[SPEAKER_05]: and you just fold it in half like you don't need to go to your mouth by any means.

[SPEAKER_06]: Why do full pair of scissors to the box?

[SPEAKER_06]: So.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean typically that is a blue job in our in our household jack deals with the boxes and the trash.

[SPEAKER_06]: I do trash a lot.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he did.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, blue job.

[SPEAKER_05]: That was very nice.

[SPEAKER_05]: That was a blue job.

[SPEAKER_05]: I loved learning that when I was in the Hampton South Danielle and Kelly were saying that.

[SPEAKER_06]: Blue job versus.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know with the pink job, I don't know, that's kind of a, you know, judgey that the girls love the hang, but the give of life.

[SPEAKER_05]: But blue job like they just make so much sense, like blue job, it's a boy job.

[SPEAKER_06]: What are other blue jobs?

[SPEAKER_05]: hanging things, probably.

[SPEAKER_06]: Why can't do that for sure?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I would say that either.

[SPEAKER_05]: Gallery wall was 75% yours truly, but really because it was like, or those command hooks?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I know how to command.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how to nail.

[SPEAKER_01]: I tried to do that in my childhood bedroom and made gaping holes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I did habitat for humanity, so.

[SPEAKER_05]: I learned a lot.

[SPEAKER_05]: I roofed.

[SPEAKER_05]: I roofed.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know how to use a drill?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have a pink drill.

[SPEAKER_05]: I was on a drill.

[SPEAKER_05]: I need you back in 2011.

[SPEAKER_05]: And maybe it was before that.

[SPEAKER_06]: Can you come to the apartment?

[SPEAKER_05]: Can you assemble things?

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I can like drill in the wall.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can you drill like if I got a cabinet, the doors back on?

[SPEAKER_06]: What, where are you getting a cabinet?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it depends.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to say I can do it all because Lord knows.

[SPEAKER_05]: But, you know, that is typically a blue job.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I've made a pink job with my pink.

[SPEAKER_05]: My pink, for all.

[SPEAKER_06]: Your pink job?

[SPEAKER_05]: But I did hang like most of the pictures, but only because I had like a meltdown and I had to take them all off and then put them all back on.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, Jack, this is like a meagant school world kind of thing right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: I need to like, [SPEAKER_05]: do this because if it were up to Jack we would have nothing on the walls and he would be happy is a clam like whatever.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean I definitely would have nothing on my walls my bedroom.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah like and you're still happy right like yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: But for for us pink people over here we need we need some stuff on the walls.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: It just looks more complete when you have things on the walls.

[SPEAKER_06]: It does, it looks home here, right here.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_06]: I know, I need to finish my room and buy things.

[SPEAKER_05]: But you've only been there for a month.

[SPEAKER_05]: You guys have so much time to figure it out.

[SPEAKER_05]: And we like have been so busy.

[SPEAKER_06]: The one thing we really need is a table.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: Are you really needed to do that?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you do need a table when you host our big dinner night.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: When you guys make me shrimp scampy, I can't wait.

[SPEAKER_01]: Katie, for Friday night, after she had had like two or three martiniists said to me that she would try shrimp scampy and I certainly did not forget.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, I can't wait.

[SPEAKER_01]: Colby does not forget a thing.

[SPEAKER_05]: I was hoping she would forget that I said that Like shrimp, I can't be.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like the best food on the planet.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like buttery and delicious I don't eat seafood for the eating.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't eat seafood.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't eat things from under the sea Oh, well, we made us like a little bit of the most amazing dinner over the night.

[SPEAKER_06]: What even was it?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh Yes [SPEAKER_06]: Spaghetti's wash, bone broth.

[SPEAKER_05]: Spaghetti's wash is very underrated.

[SPEAKER_05]: I always forget about it.

[SPEAKER_06]: I will say, I don't.

[SPEAKER_06]: It clearly had a lot of fiber.

[SPEAKER_01]: The next morning I woke up on the morning, the burgers and spinach, and it was like all vegetables.

[SPEAKER_01]: What were you doing, shit in your brains out?

[SPEAKER_06]: No, I literally couldn't.

[SPEAKER_06]: I woke up the next morning and I was having the worst on the cramps and I was going to berries.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is actually yesterday morning.

[SPEAKER_06]: I wake up at like six a.m.

[SPEAKER_06]: and I'm about to go to berries and I'm like oh my god I literally feel like I could throw up like something's horribly wrong with something And it's because Colby fed me like Lily half a spaghetti swash and a spare guys and a bunch of spinach.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, veggies are good for you.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was veggie up, but I met the love of my life Oh berries.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've been obsessed with this berries ride class because I broke my hamstring for those who don't know My hamstrings all fucked up so I've been able to run for a month and a half.

[SPEAKER_02]: You've been riding a bike [SPEAKER_06]: So I've, you know, taken to biking and everybody's like, you to see the rest of your hamstring.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like it's not going to heal unless you rest and I'm like, I am resting on biking.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're sitting, you're sitting, but yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sitting and pedaling.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's still just as hard.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's fine.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's not hurting.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: Anyways, I was in this various class.

[SPEAKER_06]: I usually take my shirt off in berries because I'm so hot.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like why would I wear shirt, obviously?

[SPEAKER_06]: And I want to show off and this guy in front of me and then to the left he was double flooring and he was like one of the hottest men I've ever seen in my entire life And he takes his shirt off and I was like, okay, now it's my time take my shirt off and then I saw him looking at me like we're both like looking in each other very clearly I'm not even kidding.

[SPEAKER_06]: We were taking each other out the entire time like I kept seeing him look over me in the mirror and then I was like, okay But I think we're competing so then I was like started kind of competing against him and so [SPEAKER_06]: After that, it's time to switch to the bike.

[SPEAKER_06]: He was on double floor, so he was staying on the floor, but we're going back, wait to that means that he just went back to rack his weights just so he can smile at me.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God, are you noticing that now?

[SPEAKER_06]: Basically, we went back to rack our weights and he looks to me directly in the eye and smiles at me.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's so fun.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I'm not even kidding, like he really, like, I think he was trying to flirt with me, but then I...

Do you need to go to the same class next week?

[SPEAKER_06]: No, I know 100%, but then I got shy.

[SPEAKER_06]: And so I was like, eh, I looked away.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a lot.

[SPEAKER_06]: Just two dudes, the shirts off, smiling at each other in a berries class.

[SPEAKER_07]: Love it.

[SPEAKER_06]: But then I went to my bike thing and then afterwards were out in the thing and I was curious who was gay or not and then I heard him talking to his friend and he was definitely gay and so hot.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I love it.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was in love with him.

[SPEAKER_06]: But nothing happened.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're for your first marriage to him.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, now I need to go to that class a little bit every single day.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I think I think you went to Dartmouth.

[SPEAKER_06]: He was talking to his friend about how she was driving up to Dartmouth or something like that.

[SPEAKER_06]: And he was like, oh my god, you're driving up to Dartmouth.

[SPEAKER_06]: And he was like, yeah, I guess that is like the most efficient way to get there.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like, and then she was like, are you going to Dartmouth soon?

[SPEAKER_06]: So I don't know.

[SPEAKER_06]: The friend hears this somehow, I want to date your friend.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is my PSI for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is your official poll.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is your plea.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is my play.

[SPEAKER_06]: I thought I would love it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, I love this for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: How exciting.

[SPEAKER_06]: I know.

[SPEAKER_06]: We're in love.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's gonna listen to this and be like, what the fuck?

[SPEAKER_06]: He was like, I was smiling because you were in my way.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do we want to answer a question?

[SPEAKER_05]: What about producer?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let's answer a question one more time.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, this question has to do with roommates, so it's actually perfectly on topic.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think people listen to last big episodes, and we're like perfect.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to air my grievances about my roommates, because we've gotten some messages about other roommates, and I'm loving it.

[SPEAKER_05]: We are here to help.

[SPEAKER_05]: So the subject time of this email is on comfy roommate situation.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey Katie Colby and Adam, I recently graduated college and started a job in a new city.

[SPEAKER_05]: In an attempt to save money, I signed a six-month lease with a girl that I met in a Facebook group.

[SPEAKER_05]: We've been living together for the past three months and haven't had any issues.

[SPEAKER_05]: We mostly just co-happet the same space.

[SPEAKER_05]: Recently, she started seeing this new guy and bringing him back to the apartment, pretty late at night.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not usually someone who can, or sorry, I'm not someone who can survive on little sleep, so I typically am asleep on weeknights by 11pm and never really notice when she brings at this guy home.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the last few nights, I've woken up around 1am from them having sex from what I can assume by the noises in the living room.

[SPEAKER_05]: I wish I was joking.

[SPEAKER_05]: Even worse, is that I've had to put headphones in to be able to fall back asleep every night.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to embarrass or shame her by bringing this up, but also I'm super uncomfortable with her having sex in our shared space while I'm home.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do y'all have any advice on how to get the message across to her that this is not okay?

[SPEAKER_05]: Extra context, my roommate grew up in this city, and [SPEAKER_05]: and has lived at her parents house ever since she graduated college up until this point about five years.

[SPEAKER_05]: The apartment also came fully furnished so neither of us actually owns the furniture.

[SPEAKER_05]: I could definitely move out if it came to it but there's only three more months in our lease.

[SPEAKER_05]: When I moved in we had a conversation about bringing guys home and established that we'd be sure to tell each other if we were bringing someone home.

[SPEAKER_05]: We both have our own rooms and bathrooms but my room is the one right off of the living room.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've been in [SPEAKER_05]: and it took a real toll on my mental health so I'm trying to avoid that as much as possible.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for giving me something to look forward to.

[SPEAKER_05]: Every Friday, I love hearing all of your New York City dating stories as a girl trying to figure out dating in a small city.

[SPEAKER_05]: Love you, see ya, bye.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think she needs to tell the friend and be like, yeah, what the fuck are you doing?

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, this isn't even a friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is like just a random like, yeah, I think you can be straight up and be like, I've heard you multiple times in the middle or like late at night in the living room or you can be like, [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, like you do you, but I live off of the living room, so if you are going to bring a guy back to you, I'm like bringing him into your room.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm not acknowledging the sex just being like, it's loud and I can hear everything.

[SPEAKER_05]: The thing is, I know you're worried about shaming her, but if you are going to have sex in the living room of a shared apartment with someone else, you feel no shame.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let me just tell you that.

[SPEAKER_05]: This girl is comfortable in her sexuality and what she's doing so she will have no problem [SPEAKER_01]: have sex in the living room when you're bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like five feet away.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's really fucking weird.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's like fun to like change up your location every once in a while, but like you're sitting in the scene of the crime.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, for the most part, like well, especially if you're sharing, I was living with someone else.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think, no, I would never.

[SPEAKER_05]: I would always keep it to the bedroom.

[SPEAKER_01]: Also, just because like, like, like, key to the moment, like, they're not just like sitting on the couch, all the sudden, like watching a movie at one AM, I presume, I feel like they come home and decide to hook up on the couch.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm literally going into her bedroom.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm literally dying at the thought of Colby just being in her room and me just being in her room.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I said, and this is how that's crazy.

[SPEAKER_05]: But it's so wild.

[SPEAKER_05]: That is so not okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: You just need to, you need to like, either texture or just be like, hey, I think the easiest way to, to brook this topic is to just be like, hey, insert name here, um, crazy night you had the other night, huh?

[SPEAKER_05]: I'd be like, wow, such a night, like, well, no, okay, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe the way I said it didn't come across correct.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'd be like so roommate like You've been seeing that guy like is it serious like have you been having thought like I don't ask her like some details about her dates with this guy Because people love to talk about their dating life for the most part.

[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like and then be like yeah, so I hurt you guys come back the other night [SPEAKER_05]: And then her hopefully if she's a decent version would be like, oh my god, we're retool out and then that's what you say.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, you were.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, actually, you were and if she doesn't I'd be like, by the way, like I can kind of hear everything because my room's right there.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like see, I think you got to be direct.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think you got to be like, I think it is being direct.

[SPEAKER_06]: I just get nice girl.

[SPEAKER_06]: Love you, but you cannot be fucking in the living room.

[SPEAKER_05]: Here's the thing, you only have three more months on your lease.

[SPEAKER_05]: I still think you should say something, but also at the end of the day, you might not see this person ever again after a three month, so who the fuck cares if your known is the annoying roommate, which you're not being.

[SPEAKER_05]: But if that's your fear, [SPEAKER_05]: three more months of this like that little fly the fly by but that is really inconsiderate and really rude and I hate that time flies I think that you're doing it in that room who knows maybe maybe they'll break up and I hope so for your sake um...

i think it's all the time for girls i can't believe i i'm sorry i'm just not over it i know i know that's weird i really can't but like yeah that has to be like a weird [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe she doesn't have clean sheets on her bed or something, and she's insecure.

[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe she's not a clean her room.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Still.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we're sending good vibes to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go to his apartment then.

[SPEAKER_01]: Literally go to his apartment.

[SPEAKER_01]: Someone's going to get it for sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think it's got to get it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Girls, that's all we have time for today.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm getting a sneak preview of your October wallpaper.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, looks so adorable.

[SPEAKER_05]: When this is live, the October wallpaper will be out on my Patreon and go spoiler alert.

[SPEAKER_06]: There it goes, or they broke up, too.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it's possible for ghosts to be broke.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think you should put a little Easter egg in some of your wallpapers.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like hide something.

[SPEAKER_06]: Put a brick.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, keep an eye out.

[SPEAKER_06]: I have a little bricks.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: And with that, it's been fine.

[SPEAKER_06]: Love ya, see ya.

[SPEAKER_06]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is that it?

[SPEAKER_06]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_06]: Don't give up the shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course they don't really write a word out.