Rejection happens to everyone, but that doesn’t make it any less awkward, humbling, or downright hilarious in hindsight. In this episode of The Really Very Crunchy Podcast, Emily and Jason share their funniest and most cringe-worthy rejection stories, from celebrity “no’s” that left our inbox feeling lonely, to job applications that went absolutely nowhere, to those relationship rejections we swore we’d never talk about (until now).

(00:00) Intro

(01:40) Rejected by Carrie Underwood

(02:54) Rejected by John Crist

(05:53) Rejected by Relient K

(06:49) Rejected by Switchfoot

(09:12) Not famous enough…

(10:20) Rejected in relationships

(16:02) Rejected in job interviews

(18:16) Rejecting each other

(21:40) What is rejection?

(22:48) Not caring

(23:36) Rejected by publishers

(29:40) Emily’s dark joke

(30:50) The End

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