Episode Transcript
Hello, everybody, it's me Cecily Nobler here with Stephanie Wilder.
Hello, and we are doing a little bit cringe.
We're taking a little cringe at the Hollywood, doing a Hollywood cringe, which in itself is a cringey thing to say.
We know that, but we're meta.
So what ebbs, whatevers, whatevers.
But y'all people do some crazy things, and I kind of want to talk about it.
That's all.
We are doing some things.
Speaker 2It's not that here's something to understand about this show.
It's not that Cecily and I are trying to elevate celebrity culture and go they're better than us.
What we're doing is trying to go there worse than us, and I think that makes all of us feel better.
Yeah, well yeah, stars, I think they're they're not really just like us, not like us.
Speaker 1They're way worse than us.
They're ridiculous.
Before we even get into it, I want to say this because it's really been making me laugh.
There is a meme.
Okay, so this all the talk was that Taylor Swift went out on the town with Sabrina Carpenter.
They went and had dinner and a lot of people are saying it's foreshadowing.
She's taking her friends one by one and asking them to be bridesmaids.
That's the scuttle scuttle butt is that the word skull, That's what people are saying that like.
And also or maybe she's just going to dinner with her friends.
Sabrina Carpenter also could be but it does look like they're getting they're getting real.
I don't know.
It seems very formal, and Taylor seems like the kind of person that would be like one by one and she's going to open up a box with like a butterfly that has like a little invitation on it.
That's like my bridesmaid, be my bating.
I see her doing that.
I love that for her.
I love that they're friends.
But the funny thing is, okay, So, so Sabrina is like my height, you know, Actually she's a little bit shorter.
I'm about five to two and I think she's about five foot and Taylor is very tall, almost six feet.
So they went out on the town and these pictures are being taken and even in her little and Sabrina is wearing very unfortunate like kitten heels, like girl, don't even bother.
Yes, I've seen this picture.
I know exactly what it's hard.
But the heels are terrible.
Like you, if you're gonna wear heels, wear heels, and you probably would want to.
But if you don't, then just wear like cute little like two inch you know, converse, you know all the things that right, we shorties are getting into.
So she and so you see that Taylor is also wearing for no reason, five inchields, and a lot of people are like, that's just that's just a nut, that's such a that's so unnecessary.
You're going out with your friend that is a foot shorter than you, and you know that, and you you are already almost six feet and you're wearing five inchhields.
Speaker 2Why it's funny that you would say that because I and I'm not trying to say like, oh, I'm such a kind of pathetic person.
I'm not, she's signaling, but I swear to god, it is something I think about when I go out with like when I go meet a friend and not actually, I'm not thinking about this with you because I know that I know that you're short, but I don't think of you as short.
But I have a friend who's shorter than you, who's little little, And I always think about like, I'm not going to wear a platform, like I'm gonna tell her Abever, like I always think about that, I think about wearing more flat shoes when I'm with her, And it's not like, oh, she's gonna be it's just like, I don't know, just I think about that.
You think she would think about that.
Speaker 1You would think that Taylor would think about that.
But people are making memes and they're making Sabrina shorter and shorter in every beam to where there's a point where it's just her head on like his little feet, and a lot of people like, don't that's so mean, And people are like, girl, it's probably Sabrina making these memes.
She's very funny.
She definitely would think this was funny.
I thought it was funny, and I'm sure so it was just like that.
It makes me laugh because I swear just when you think it's just they can't go any further, they'll just you can't.
There's one where you can't even see Sabrina.
It's just Taylor walking and then you just look and Sabrina's like splat flat on the ground.
That's so funny.
It's really been making me laugh.
Speaker 2All I wonder, I mean, is there a world in which Taylor Swift isn't as like amazing no as we've made.
Speaker 1Her out to be.
Speaker 2Is there a world in which she's just wandering around going, oh my god, my boyfriend's dick is so big?
Speaker 1You guys, I love it.
I think I think she's I think she's going through an era, as she likes to call it.
I think this is Taylor's maybe tone deaf era.
Maybe we'll just call it for one and she gets one.
She gets one, we all get one, we've had ours.
She gets one.
Speaker 2She just like, oh my god, I have an amazing boyfriend.
He is a football player.
He's so cute.
I mean, is that what's happening?
He's got such.
Speaker 1A wooden dick, wood wood wood wood wood.
Also I'm so and a model.
Yes, well, I mean, okay, I'm going to push back and now this is just going off the rails.
And this is something we've never talked about, and no one has ever talked about.
But somehows Okay, Please don't think I'm not supporting women, because I'm very supportive of what, you know, how much I love Taylor, But you know what kind of bugs me?
Who boogs me a little bit.
I'm whispering it a little bit, just so just in case, so people have to lean Nabor is like, she's my name, ansels you Chloe Feynman a little bit, and I'm gonna tell you why.
It's for the same sort of Okay.
First off, there's a lot of things, and I'm not going to go into her religious her religious beliefs which would you would definitely not approve of.
But I try to be colorful.
Yes, I don't talk about that stuff because I think that's her business.
But yet I know that there's pushback on that because they're like, it's her business until it's making people like have to you know, killing people.
I get that, but that's not what I'm bringing up.
What bugs me is, First of all, I don't think she's great on SNL.
I used to think she was really really funny.
I followed her in stuff, and she had she was amazing on and stuff, really really funny, like cry laughing funny, and still kind of is.
But she also has this other side.
And look, I get you can have all sides.
You can be really funny and wacky SNL lady and also a beautiful supermodel, but she leans into supermodel time sometimes a little too much and it just bugs me and I guess it's envy.
I don't know, but she'll do and she's like, are you joking?
Because she gets these ad campaigns and she's totally doing like blue Steel, but she's not a kidding.
I don't know exactly what you mean.
You're not alone?
Oh thank you?
What do we do about it?
Speaker 2One side, no, I I want.
Speaker 1Her to be pretty.
I want her to be like I'm glad she good for her, but also like, god, what it is?
Speaker 2What it is I think is a thing that you and I are sensitive to because we come from the world of comedy, like that's that was our thing, And it just seems like selling out a little bit too Like your girl, you're already Yes, you're beautiful, we get that, but that's not what makes you funny, so stop like like.
Speaker 1It just seems like yeah, like uh, I yeah, I don't know it just yeah, it feels Also the funny ESNL she kind of like she kind of ruins every sketch because she's so over the top.
Her eyes are crazy.
She always fake laughs at her own jokes, and you know, I don't like that.
If you're gonna laugh at your own jokes, that's great.
I love it.
Like when Bill Hayter did it, it always made me laugh.
You know, a lot of people were like known for it and it was real, they really were doing it.
But when she does it, she's obviously doing it because she knows it gets people to laugh.
But they don't laugh when she does it because it's not real, right, It drugs me.
I don't like that kind of shit.
I take SNL very seriously.
Speaker 2Okay, I was today I and that was This isn't really cringe, but it is celebrity talk, and I just want to say that I do agree with you.
And there's a there's a there's a woman, but I'm not even going to be able to explain who she is.
But she is very big on Instagram, and she does a thing where she does these skits as different moms from different like mom of a like you see you see student mom, and then it's really over the top and funny, and she it's funny, but she's also incredibly beautiful, like model pretty.
And I have the same exact thought about her and I'm often like, okay, but why are you playing so hard into like, yes, you do look like a model, Like everything doesn't have to kind of be centered around like like these people never make actual ugly faces or do anything that doesn't make I guess, I.
Speaker 1Guess here's one where it's an exception.
And then we'll move on because we've talked about this woman.
You know, I'm in love.
I have a crush on this woman that you know kind of and now I can't think of her name.
She's the one that did Curse of Singing and I sent it to you like four times.
Her name's like Magden or it's a really cool name that's from man a math Yes, man, and I was so close with Magden Man and man and Matthews.
Is that right?
Yes?
Oh my god.
She's absolutely gorgeous.
But and that's amazing for her, that's great.
But she's so fucking funny and she is not afraid to like go there with the faces and red.
She's just happens to be so stunning that whatever.
But she also isn't doing like modeling campaigns for Gucci every other sketch exact sketch exactly.
Yeah, right, that's what it is.
So it's like, yeah, you can be beautiful, you can be all girl, be all the things.
That's amazing, but just yeah.
Speaker 2Lead with the funny.
If you're on anyone else sort of what we're saying, it's like, you get so oh shit, people think I'm really beautiful.
So now it don't lead with that.
I want Man and Matthews to be on everything.
Speaker 1I don't know why.
I know she's got a huge following online, but I don't know why she's not like through the roof famous, because that woman is just like, holy shit, I'm in love.
If she's listening, I know she's married or whatever, but I love you.
Also, I'm straight.
We can both be straight together in a Sister Wives kind of sit.
Why isn't she on ESNL.
I don't know, maybe she doesn't want to be, but my god, she's amazing.
Okay, let's move over to a little Britney Spears.
Speaking of being online, she had another mini meltdown a couple days ago and threw a fit and wrote a Instagram post about her.
Okay, let me go back a little bit her.
As we've talked about ex husband Kevin Feederline has his book out she's not loving it, as you would imagine, and he's got a lot of stuff about the kids and that has made her, you know, that's understandably triggering to her.
But then she made a weird post about the kids.
Basically I don't have it in front of me because it's been taken down, but it was basically how she was mad at the boys too.
She was mad too, and she has her own feelings about the boys not talking to her, you know, some kind of bullshit like that.
She has no accountability at all, she has no ability to be like, I'm the mom in this situation.
That must have been really hard.
No, nothing, So she melts down and gets off Instagram again.
And she does this all the time, all the time.
She's constantly like deleting her instaff.
But then she got back on like a day later.
Everybody can calm down because she's back on and she's completely half naked, like twirling again but just really even less close than usual.
Okay, And so as she's half naked dancing around, which is fine to her Instagram, she starts spewing this thing.
She writes this thing about how she's she's promoting this Christian self help book called Draw the Circle, which talks, yeah, draw the Circle talks about boundaries.
And she's talking about how she really needs to lean in to draw the circle and really talk about boundaries as she is like nipple out talking shit about her own kid.
I mean, it's like, how ironic it is to me that she is talking about draw the Circle, which is already a thing.
And those kids, who I'm sure don't look at those, and those sons of hers do not probably look at that.
But imagine if you did, imagine that's your mom and she's talking all this about you, and then you look and there she's talking about a Christian self help book about boundaries.
It's just so many layers of insanity that I don't really know what to do.
Speaker 2I just if I, if I could, I just want to say free Brittany.
And I know, I know it's a little controversial.
I know, you know, but I just don't think she needs to be under a conservatorship.
Speaker 1This is where this is where you go, Stephanie.
She's she's not.
She was already freeing me.
She's freed.
This is what it looks like.
This is what you get.
She frets, Oh she is never mind me.
You and me, me to b William has a dull, dull, A dull.
Speaker 2I mean where What I want to know is where are all the free Brittany people?
Speaker 1Like right now?
Oh they've moved on, girl, So they've moved on to something unrelated to Brittany.
They trust me?
Speaker 2Does a already point out to them like, hey, this is what you wrought like?
Speaker 1This is half of them are not half shit.
I don't believe any you know how I feel about this.
There were a lot of people of a certain age that put signs up and really wanted to make themselves, and some people really believed in their cause, and I understand what they were saying is like, let this woman have autonomy.
You know.
There was something very misogynistic about Brittany being locked away, and I agree with that, so I understand.
But a lot of them were just somebody looking for a cause.
And their next cause, I'm guarantee, has something to do with something they have no information about.
And a lot of them were bots.
So bots feed the virility.
Is that is that a word?
Virility?
Something going viral?
Bots feed that and then it goes and goes, and once it's unquirked, you can't put it back in.
And that's I think what happened with Brittany.
So no, nobody's there to say, like.
Speaker 2You know, remember remember that, like when Michael Jackson, you know, was getting was on trial.
The amount of people that dedicated themselves, that cried that threw themselves on the ground to say, like, how dare you like?
Speaker 1He's amazing, he's innocent.
Yeah, I guess no matter who you are, it's whoever.
Speaker 2Yeah, and let's not forget you know, brothers, Like one of them has already been married twice in prisons, so.
Speaker 1Like Lyle and I will be his third.
Yeah, you know I've always been I'm more Eric.
Well, most people are more Eric.
That's why I go for Lyle because it's easier get right.
Also, I like an alpha, you know, speaking of which this is a good time to Actually I'm going to switch from Brittany if I can, because this is I've got some very bad news for you.
Oh about a little lady, a little sexy lady who goes by the name Kimberly Kardashian.
Now two things.
Number One, after bragging that she was going to pass the college, she couldn't wait to be start her time as a lawyer.
She has definitely failed the California Bar exam.
Officially, she failed the California But now let me let me say that again, because we just a couple of weeks ago talked about how she was like, yeah, yeah, I'm definitely going to pass and I'm really looking forward to like someday like being a trial lawyer, and we were all like, shut up.
She didn't even go to law school, right.
Speaker 2Well, the whole thing failed, which we've discussed, is that she supposedly passed the baby bar.
Speaker 1Which it's not really a thing.
It doesn't do any two questions.
The baby bar is like good, It's like Meyers Briggs.
It's like, do you feel more extroverted or introverted?
She's like extroverted.
I think I love it, but a deep down I'm an introverted because I'm really smart.
Okay, well you passed the baby bar, then what's your sign in?
And now okay, you're past.
She failed the bar exam, which I think is hilarious and until she's had a very bad week because that happened.
And then and the reason I I segued it from the Menendez Brothers is Ryan Murphy has a new show produce show with her starring in it, and it is at zero percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, has that ever happened before?
Oh, it happens, but it's pretty rare.
I don't know if it's still at zero, but it was as of last time I looked, it was zero percent.
I'll look again, hold on one second, but I will just tell you as i'm looking that she has some words like she saw the zero percent and she's been posting things about it online.
She's like, yeah, she's like posted a screenshot of the zero but like as though she's sort of making fun of it, right, like she's posting it like I see it.
But whatever.
Speaker 2I'll tell you who I wouldn't be feeling like whatever about that is Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 1He's not supposed to be great.
He's awful.
He's really really not great at all.
Okay, what's it called, like All's Fair or something?
Just look up Kim Kardashian movie and you should.
It should Fall's Fair.
Season one.
It's at five percent now.
So somebody went ahead and gave it a Somebody went ahead and gave it a thing.
Somebody was like, this is not fair, and that's probably Kim because she was like, I didn't pass the bar, but no one can stop me from being in film critic.
So here I am.
I'm trying to go to it keeps trying to take me too.
You know, you've never ever heard of that.
That's crazy, zero pustrating.
Yeah, oh, I have I dated a guy.
I know that's crazy to even think about, but I dated a guy who he has He wrote a few movies, and one of them it was like a six percent, and I just used to when I feel so sad.
It was right after the breakup.
I would just stare at the six percent until my friend would be like, well he bought a house with that.
You know, it doesn't really matter.
So there's only twenty two reviews.
It was zero percent for a long time.
So let's look at some of these reviews.
Okay, it's called All's Fair, and lots of people like Glenn Closes in it, Sarah Paulson's in it, So I think that would a ride people's dislike for Kim Kardashian.
The samebody wrote, Sarah Paulson and Glenn Close try to elevate this, but there's so much, only so much they can do.
It's bad.
Speaker 2Oh, that's that's not even like unfair, that's not even somebody who just like has it out.
Speaker 1Break out a stopwatch the Salon dot com and start the timer the moment the action begins, and see how long it takes for your jaw to detach from the rest of your face.
Globan male says, for a creator that gave us gems like Scream Queens, Glee, and Nip Tuck, Murphy missed the mark on this one, and he brought several beloved stars down with him.
He's talking about Glenn Close, not Kim trying to get to the Kim staff.
No one's even bothering to talk about her.
Well, but the raps.
Speaker 2Isn't sadder because that's exactly that's so much worse that that's not the reason it has that few stars.
Speaker 1This person says it's a cavalcade of wigs and screeching in search of truth.
But Murphy seems to have lost the magic touch that made his work appealing.
His spark is rotted into content for the audience and art alike.
Oh My dot Com, New York Magazine and slash Vulture says, uh, it's legal drama more than it actually is a legal drama, a show about contested divorces that doesn't spend any time in front of a jot.
I don't know if that's that's too that's too inside.
Okay, here we here's kardash Man, this is Sydney Morning Herald.
Well, she's a walking billboard for costume designer Paula Bradley.
Kardashian's performance is monotonal and emotionally negligent.
Imagine walking that.
Wait, wait are you talking about our Kim Kardashr.
Kim who didn't pass the bar, was like, I just I just think I just want to be a child layer girl go to law school.
Do you know how many smart people I know that went to law school and still it took them four times to pass the California Bar.
It's the hardest bar in the nation.
Apparently, I really really not.
I mean so if on like.
Speaker 2My second try, but but that was hard.
Speaker 1Yeah, I agree.
Watching this baffingly baffing, baffing, bafflingly, it's a bafflingly dreadful legal slop makes you wonder if the prolific showrunner has developed a new ability to drain talented actors of every drop of charisma that they once possessed.
There's so much more.
It's so stilted, artificial and awkward.
But the one person who liked it it was a zero percent for a long time, so you can all think.
Joel Keller of Decider decided that they liked it and said, All's fare is over the top and campy as hell, but it's also knows that it's both of those things, which is why the show and the cases that the firm deals with are going to be fun to watch.
Fuck off, Joel.
Oh god.
And then one last one is it's not a hate watch.
It's unwatchable, so it's not even something you can hit.
By the way, his last thing I couldn't the thing about like all the the last serial killer monster one I don't even remember which, I mean, what was the last one he did.
I couldn't watch it at all?
So fucking terrible.
What was it?
Oh my god?
It was the one about ed Gean.
Speaker 2Oh, yes, okay it I couldn't watch that either, And same I tried, and I was like, I don't know if it's just the content, Like I, you know, I.
Speaker 1Just don't like serial killer stuff, but you kind of do.
You usually do but no, no, no, no, this was just like out rageous oah, rageously horrible.
Okay, so let's move on from Kim because like fuck her?
Do I have time for?
Speaker 2Like?
Speaker 1Yes, more, We're at twenty one minutes.
Okay, let me let me talk about my man, Russell Crowe.
And I say my man because if you know me at all, even if at Starbucks, even at Barista, even if you've served me coffee, you know that I made out with Russell Crowe in Mexico.
Because if you had that story, you would tell everybody to maybe not maybe you wouldn't.
I would I I Oh my god, I have listen.
Speaker 2We also do a little show called Board AF and on our show Board AF, we have dedicated much time to anytime we have a personal story about celebrities, we drum it up.
I mean we've, yes, I've I've talked about it a lot.
Speaker 1I'm really proud of it.
So he's kind of my man, and I'm proud of him right now.
First off, couple things.
He lost fifty five pounds, which I'm not going to say.
I'm not going to be like, god, dude, you did not need to lose.
He definitely needed to lose it, and he needs to lose more.
And let's be honest, he was getting sick.
He was going to die from this, but he says, and you're gonna love this.
He said he did it by cutting.
He did not stop drinking.
He's not sober, but he cut way back.
Here's what he said.
He only allows himself booze, like a booze night once a week.
Oh so I don't know if he just has one, but it's one night.
So that is telling you that he drank a lot every night.
So he's saying I can have a wild night, but once a week.
But that's a start.
Sure.
Yeah, he says.
Not only did he lose weight, he said it quote calmed his body's inflammation, which yeah, of course, so any other kind of illnesses and things.
He was struggling with, arthritis whatever.
It chilled that.
Yeah, you take away some of the poison.
And listen, guys, you know that I I am not sober, but I do recognize that like less feels better.
Usually it does feel better when you wake up the next day.
No one ever like is like, I feel so much better having had that extra drink.
Right, So it's great that he did that.
Now I do want to not let him get away with this.
He's sixty one, which is that's fine.
What if I said, not his fault.
Sixty one years old.
I thought he was older, so I was kind of surprised to hear that.
I thought he was much older.
So maybe I have that wrong, but he does.
He does have a Harrison Ford vibe.
Yeah, yeah, a little yeah, a little bit Harrison.
Speaker 2You found out he was in his like, you know, seventies, he'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1Harrison Ford, even in his thirties, felt like he was sixty always.
He's always sixty and we've talked about it.
Stockard Channer.
Channing is always fifty eight.
Oh yeah, she was thirty playing as high school kid in Greece.
Doesn't matter, right.
So his Russell Crowe he split from his longtime wife that he had for a while.
Uh, and he is now to the white he had for a while yet for quite a while.
Actually they had like kids and stuff.
She seemed cool.
She was Australian.
His girlfriend now is thirty three and they've been together for five years.
So we can't say, you know that it's not working, but that means that in her twenties.
I'm giving up officially.
I've already done had this speech where I gave up officially on this age thing.
I guess, just do what you're gonna do.
I don't.
I'll never understand, only because I was a woman who was once thirty three and it never occurred to me to date someone thirty years older or even twenty.
And I know people do it happily, but I'm kind of maybe mad at myself that I'm like, I could have dated a famous person just because I was in my twenties.
Like I don't know who that would have been at that time, but I could have done that, like Richard dreyvis Herby Wait, hold on one second, okay, but that was Richard Dreyfus is here.
Hold on?
It's mad when I say his name Richard.
Yeah, I mean, like, okay, Richard was older.
But really, I just don't get it.
That's all you're saying.
Speaker 2Though Richard Dreyfus was was like would he have been the right age?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Like if I was in my twenties, would he have been in his fifties?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Speaker 2Maybe because we know somebody, We're not trying to retell his names dra but we know somebody.
We knew somebody not well, we were we were very loose acquaintances with somebody.
Speaker 1Knew her pretty well.
I knew her well.
She used to drop by the office all the time because I worked for Richard Dreyfus.
She was constantly remember she would come by and make me run lines with her because she was auditioning for shit.
Okay, so when somebody I don't have time for that, I'm working.
Speaker 2Even so, she was in her twenties, and this is a perfect example because she was a starfucker.
Speaker 1But like, oh my god, yes what you can get.
So she I believe she lived or she claims she lived with him for a while with Richard, yeah, they or are you talking about with the key are you talking about the Kevin Costner because she also at right.
Speaker 2Well, the story that we that we often tell is that she thought she was dating Kevin Costner and then he made an announcement about a woman that he was dating, and she told everybody, yes, there's going to be an announcement, and when people contact you, which they will, please please say no comment.
And then the announcement came and it was a totally different person.
Speaker 1Right, Yeah, No, she loved to talk about all the guys that she whatever.
But she did, she would, she would.
Oh god, it was bad.
It was really.
It was no fun for me in that situation.
But yeah, I guess some people are just into that.
Speaker 2So yes, what I'm saying is, if she could have had him, you could have easily too.
Speaker 1I suppose if you'd think about dating a guy who could be like your dad or no grandpa.
I mean, like, look at this, the rustle thing.
Okay, he's almost almost exactly thirty years older, so that could be grandpa.
You could have a kid at fifteen and have another kid at fifteen.
That's grandpa.
That's grandpa.
So I'm just like, what the fuck?
But okay, it seems to be working for him, and he's my man, so I'm gonna let him have a pass, and I'm happy that he's doing.
By the way, I just saw him in a movie.
Well we'll end with this, if that's okay.
I just had to review this for work.
He did the I wanted to say, the Nazi movie.
That's not right.
Oh my god, you have to pause us.
Is he can't think of Is it the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie.
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 1Oh, my god, the Trials the Nuremberg got it, got Jesus Christ, take my mind.
I just watched it, and my god, it's called Nurrenberg.
Oh yeah, but like that's not acceptable to forget Nurrenberg.
So he plays Gouring, he plays the Nazi boring.
And I have to tell you I was kinder in the review.
And I don't know why.
I think sometimes when I review stuff that I think is important for people to know about in these times, I give it a pass.
I'll be like, look, it's not a good movie, but please know about the Holocaust.
Bye, Like it's very important to me that I have a little bit of a platform that I write.
Okay, But when I thought about it, when I thought about the movie, I was kind of embarrassed at the past I gave it.
It's really genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen, really not breaking news here so bad.
It's not Russell's fault, and he does a decent job.
At least he tries to do like a German or Auster whatever the accent that he does.
The accent.
He's a little off, but it's not bad.
But remember when Tom Cruise played Valkyrie he's I think Austrian or German, and he just did it in like a like an American, Midwest American voice.
Yes, I don't know about this, Adolph.
Yeah, and he said, and he would say during presters he's like, yeah, we made a choice to like not do the accent.
It's like, why would you make that choice?
Yeah, Christoph Wall to do the part then, I honestly, anybody but Tom Cruise.
This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen.
Nuremberg was so bad.
And one of the reasons it has Rommy Mollick in it, who makes me want to scream inside of everybody's house.
I want to go into your house and like destroy it with a bat.
He already fucked.
Bohemian Rhapsody was so atrocious, and the fact that he won an Oscar for that is still to this day like I'm going to have a heart attack, Like I can't handle how bad he is.
And it's just and everybody's bad in it.
The writing is so bad It'll be like, I don't know, you know, it's nineteen forty five, do we do you think it's a good idea to give a trial to this guy?
Like we have to it's the American way.
We've got to get the United Nations, you know, I mean, just everything is It's like a Wikipedia page just vomited on your chest.
Oh no, and then just left it there, just left it.
They just jizzed all over your face Wikipedia with the information.
The acting is so bad, It's so fucking bad.
Russell's the best part of it, and he'll probably get a nomination only because it's such a big part, you know what I mean.
And people are also really stupid, and they gave Romney Mullick Best Actor for I mean just putting some big teeth in his face.
Uh huh, Oh my god, Like what happened?
What is what happened to the world?
Anyway, I'm like more mad about the movie than the Nuremberg Trials itself.
Listen, I understand are there movies like that.
I still feel that way about Crash, the fact that the movie Crash won Best Picture in two thousand and I want to say two thousand and six.
I have no words, guys.
Racism is really bad.
All of these people in this movie are racist, but they're gonna learn a lot from like crashing into each other in an accident, right Bravo, right, Bravo.
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