Suck everybody.

It is Rose Pricks.

We are back with part two of The Golden Bachelor starring Mel whatever.

Owens.

Yes, and if you didn't listen to part one.

I know Stephanie usually yells at you about this, but you really you're just doing yourself a disservice because I mean, it is in It's probably one of our best shows.

You find out what PEG's real name is.

Yep, you found out why she's called Peg and so many other things.

And we're not going to tell you that.

You have to go back and listen.

It's going to be worth it.

It definitely does a very good uh impression of Mel being a lot like Biden.

It was making you laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

He's a little bideny.

We're not totally sure he knows exactly what he's doing or where he is or what day it is.

And that's okay.

Yeah.

It was always just like I got it.

Every day.

They're just like, he's like, I gotta get to practice.

What if he's would that be sad far gone?

Yeah?

I know.

But but if he was all the time and they're just like no, no, no, and then I wouldn't be surprised.

Yeah, but then he's like calling out play calls.

Oh my gosh, they have to cut around it.

The editors are like, I am not being paid enough for this.

But then occasionally he says Biden things where it's just like, we're doing a lot in the Middle East, Like, why would you even say.

That, Mel, What are you doing in the Middle East?

We're doing a lot.

We're broken, some deals, leave me.

We know what we're doing.

Okay, well, right now we're on the Golden Bachelor, so let's keep focus.

Yes, yeah, but I do.

I do.

I worry about him, I worry about us, I worry about this is just a quick I know part two.

We don't normally do macros, but I am going to say this macro because it's going to come up a lot.

I do think that all of these women are putting onto him qualities that he doesn't really have.

He's like a blank slate totally, and they're all projecting like their hopes and dreams for their for their second you know, stab at marriage or life or whatever.

And it's sad to me because he's none of those things right and not all dis charming right.

And I don't think he even wants to be No, that's the thing.

We'll give Mel this.

Let's give him this.

Compared to Gary, we liked, actually, we really liked Gary at first.

We did.

We thought we loved that he was emotional, that he cried, We thought it was cute, like all the things.

But that turned out to be bullshit.

Whereas Mel just kind of said all the things you shouldn't say.

But maybe he is a nice guy.

I don't know, doesn't seem like it from what he said in the podcast originally way back, but like maybe he's just kind of a dude, blank dude he's I think.

He is, and I think he found out after he got all the backlash.

I mean, we we know that he got all this backlash about, you know, the things he said on the podcast before they even started filming, so you he has had to be on his best behavior.

So I think a lot of him on these dates is looking at giving these really empathetic looks.

It's very performative.

To me.

It reads very fake.

Oh yeah, I just don't think, yeah, he's totally checked out.

That would be the way I yes, yeah, okay, so we've gone through there.

On a group date, we went through the first few people, and now we're up to Debbie, whose name I could not remember.

I'm like, who's this again?

And it went so fast I had to.

That Carol, though also makes that's next.

It's funny that you say that because deb was so quick.

Oh did did Carol?

You know it?

No?

No, no, no, no, Carol.

I was confusing, which goes along with what we're saying.

No, I was confusing Carol with dirt Bike.

So after dirt Bike says I'm falling in love with you, and then Mel says that hasn't gone away, and then and then still I was calling her Carol, but dirt Bike is like, I really want to take you to my hometown.

That's Cheryl.

Cheryl, yeah, Cheryl, and I really want you to meet my family.

And then and then she is the first one to say she's falling in love with him God, which is weird.

Okay, So now, yes, debbdric yoga.

They're doing tantric yoga or worse exactly, and doing these sexy poses which I guess are supposed to be sexy, and uh.

Oh, I don't know.

She straddles him and then they.

Up for it or so I wrote something like is he up to it?

Like?

You know what I mean?

It was like some sex joke that I tried to write.

But I don't understand what I'm saying.

But you know what she's giving me, Countess Luanne vibes physically, yeah, not personality wise, but yeah, yes, all it thinks about.

Yes, says she's lonely.

I hate the word lonely.

I don't know why.

I just don't like that word.

Oh my god, you're not going to believe this.

First of all?

Said that, first of all, Okay, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten.

Okay, really eight?

No, two?

Close.

I'm gonna try one more time.

Okay, I think about it for a second.

Okay, I'm making a picture of it in my mind.

Everybody out there do it too.

Okay, I'm drawing a picture of this number in my mind.

What is it?

Very five?

Yeah?

Okay, Well, I mean we you know what, we should do a bigger because when we did this on Board a F it was first year.

We had some technical difficulties or would have been the best show.

We got to find that show.

It was the psychic one where I think John came on and talked you got to do that again.

But okay, I'm going to do between one and one hundred.

Oh got it's hard.

No, just try it.

I've got it.

I'm painted in my mind.

Okay, eighty eight now, thirty four.

Eighty eight's good, good, Yeah, Okay, back to these these people.

Okay, So dev is like, well, I was just gonna say.

I wrote that down.

I said, I really hate when people say I've been so lonely.

It's irdnive, sick.

It makes me sick as a word.

I hate it in songs.

I can't when I'm singing a song and they say the word lonely, I change the word when I'm singing it out loud because I hate it so much.

Interesting, I just think it's not even I just don't like it.

I'm like, get it together.

I just don't like the word.

I don't.

I've always felt this way, even since I was a kid, Like it's just the saddest word.

It's saddest, a very sad word.

It's like but it's like like.

Like couck.

I don't know, it's like it reminds me of like the male Oh, I'm just the male loneliness epidemic.

Yeah, shut up, yeah, okay.

So, so dev is like, I've been so lonely and I cannot even tell you.

It feels like pressure to me when you're like, oh my god, I'm all alone and if you could, if you would just pick me, you could meet my sister and her husband and my best friends and it would just mean so much.

And I'm falling in love with you.

No, you're not right right, And he sort of feeling like it kind of seems like he's.

Into it though, Yes, Okay, who am I gonna meet?

Okay, I can't wait, Like he was basically telling everyone like, can't wait to meet him?

Yes, he forgot the assignment, Like, you're not going to meet all of them?

Mel, Yes?

Okay.

So then next up is Nicole, who did not make the lemon bars that made me sick.

I know, I like the must butters those lemon bars that she didn't make.

Yeah, so okay, so she gets this down For myself, I was like, which is so dumb, But I was like, I can't wait for him to watch this back and see all the women like slaving over those like stirring but putting their heart into stirring those bowls with the lemon bars and her going I made two lemon bars.

Oh my god, are they going to do a woman?

Tell all?

Did they do that for Golden Please don't do that they are Oh oh god, that's like the worst thing.

Especially since none of these bitches want to be dramatic at all.

Like not only that, we don't know who any of them are.

They were on for like a split second.

Nobody cares, and it's just going to be the ones that are like I just really liked them, like, oh god, yeah, we not watch we not do that one.

No, we're gonna do it.

Of course we're gonna do it.

Para.

So they're doing tarot card and then they shamon card reading the witness.

They have to have a something about a witness a witness card.

Yeah, they have to put one one hand on top of the other like they're like they're doing a Ouiji board and like go to where which card they're directed to?

And I hate all these things.

I don't like tarot cards.

I don't like this because it's so nebulous.

It's like that could be what witness, Oh it's your there watching the And then they go into a thing which is like has nothing to do with really a witness, which is just like, okay, so what emotion do you what do you want to be cleared from?

Right?

And they're very it's very intense to all the saging and there's a lot going on and.

Yeah, so she wants to clear instability, yes, and fear of not being stable.

Yeah.

And he wants to clear stress.

He wants to clear his cock over the vagina.

That's what I witness.

Yeah, yeah, I want to witness my cock.

Okay, all right, Mel.

That's not me, guys, that's Mel.

I'm very psychic and I'm read channeling channels.

She's like a medium for people that are alive.

Remember that was our joke had a long time ago, years ago when we first started our podcast.

We had this weird, longgoing joke about Sam what's his face Kennison?

Sam Kennison, and like we would both which one would channel?

You would channel Sam Kennison And then I would be like, you went crazy.

I don't realize that you're channeling Sam.

He's like he's speaking through you.

We have that video.

We still have that video.

We have to post that video.

Yeah, I mean, okay, some pretty good stuff there.

So, I mean, she's just she's just a nightmare Nicole.

Obviously she's not.

She doesn't give a shit about any of this.

So and they're doing this weird Now they're clearing the energy, cleaning it with this bongo, and it's like, this is fucking I just wrote this is insane.

Yeah wait, no, that was Carol.

I'm sorry.

That's They move over to care.

They look exactly the same.

So now we're at Carol.

But before we leave, Nicole, oh, I guess this is when he notices.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, right, so they do the witness card.

So then this is still melon Nicole.

Yes, and he's like, waited, she says some weird shit he says.

He's like, let me ask you a Let's pretend you're on a job interview, okay, And she's like, okay, all right, I'm applying for the job of like being with mel And he's like, okay, where do you see yourself in five years?

M hmmm, that's right.

And she's like, well, my dad's an accountant and like he's my accountant, and like he really takes care of me, like he you know, even though I'm like sixty five years old.

But my dad is like, you need more income, so like you need to like find a sugar daddy, so you know.

So she's like some like really working on my business and monetizing that, and like what I really want to do is like author a cookbook, and I'm I'm just very focused on my Instagram right now.

So what i'd like to do, like with your help maybe is like up my Instagram numbers, which is hopefully like what I'm doing, like as we speak.

And then the light bulb goes off.

Finally he's like, maybe Robin was right.

Yeah, she doesn't see him on the up and up he goes, I'm.

Doing a lot of witnessing right now and making observations and he's doing quotes air quotes for no reason.

No he's not, but be funny if he was.

And he goes, and I have questions.

There's a few things that give me pause.

Really time.

Now you see the thing?

And then she does it again when she's leaving you, She's like, can you just kiss me on the cheek for the cameras?

Does she understand how MIC's work?

This is what I'm saying.

Good.

Yeah, No, she's seeing a good idea.

And it doesn't work for her.

Spoiler he gets it, and I'm glad he got it.

I'm glad he didn't choose like we got to give Mel this.

I love this, like we gotta we got to give him that.

He chose to other people that had a lot of surgical enhancement.

Yes, different people that is, yeah, just not so.

But Mel does he It was a great moment though.

It was one of my favorite moments of the episode because and they chirn it, you know, they they caption it, so you know exactly that.

She's like, just give me a kiss for the camera and he does.

He goes, uh, you see him pause, and then he goes, okay, just one little yeah.

So then they kiss and then Nicole goes, thank you, Mel, thanks so much.

That meant a lot to me.

Got it which is here transactional?

Yeah, for sure you didn't think for me.

You heard me.

I feel heard that.

You know.

I want to get my Instagram up and I want this to be done for appearances.

So thank you for like hearing me and doing what I asked you to do.

It was so gross, it was so crazy.

So that's the when Mel says to camera, He's like, oh, this could have been what Robin was talking about Nicole.

Do you think wrote?

Okay?

Yes.

So then so Nicole leaves and then Carol, who looks kind of exactly like her, comes in.

I'm like, what the fuck?

And then that was just nuts.

That's when they got real weird.

And I watched it a little last night, but then again this morning with clear eyes, and it was like, okay, this is crazy.

The bong goes crazy.

It was so intense that Carol kind of has to get manic herself.

She's like, okay, okay, just stop, Mel, I gotta talk to you, like I really, I just got to talk to you.

While they're laying there and he and Mel's going like this is great.

I think Carol, like my relationship with her, it's expanding.

There's so much here.

I mean, so much here, you know, I mean I could really like, you know, it's we're moving forward.

Maybe she'll open up if we just clear her chakras out, you know.

So then they do all that stuff and then she says, you know, all I could think about was like, I can't take this, Like, I got to talk to him.

He doesn't even know that I need to talk.

I'm at a crossroads.

Yeah, and she should be at a crossroad.

She doesn't know this guy.

She doesn't want to bring him home.

This is bizarre and she doesn't like it.

Who knows, like maybe the chemistry.

So it all happened so fast.

Basically I wrote like, wait, is she gonna leave?

Oh my god?

Okay bye yeah yeah bye, and then just okay, and then they make the biggest deal so she leaves Cheryl.

Then it goes back to the women and Cheryl's but.

Also also I just want to say that it was so mel is such a bad actor that he can only make empathy faces but he can't bring himself because she's like, listen, this is I really wanted to connect with you.

I'm interested in you, but I feel like I got my family at home, and you know, then me not getting the one on one Like I don't know, I don't feel like you have that connection with me, so I don't know if I can continue on this journey.

And he just goes, yeah, well, yeah, gotta be true to yourself.

He's like, if you're feeling no emotions, I gotta He's like, you, I know, you gotta go.

But like I also, I'm on my way to practice.

So this y put me in coach.

She's like, put me in, coach, how does that even apply here?

And he just blank goes goes away.

Okay.

Well, She's like I'm gonna go and he's like, okay, all right, good Win.

Uh so weird.

But then I was very upset.

Was it Cindy?

No?

It was.

So she goes away and Cheryl is losing her mind.

She's like, a big black car just came and took away Carol.

A big black car just came as though she'd been kidnapped by ice.

Yes, he honestly made it seem like this was like unplanned.

She was, and why do you care?

She's in a black suv, she's being questioned.

They've taken her to a secure location.

Oh my god.

Good right, you're on the show.

You're competing for this guy.

So that's one down that you would have hundred percent like would have lost to, no question.

She's like, what if what if that was the FBI?

If they come back to the mansion and they're looking for drugs?

What if they search the house?

What if they serve correct all and like shells.

She calls a lawyer and she's like, hey, can they are they allowed to go up my Kuchi.

If they are not, are they allowed?

Just tell me right now?

What arem?

I right?

You're like, what do you have up your coach?

And then the producer besides Estra deal.

Yeah, I always thought it was Estra Dial.

I've been saying it, right dial, but yeah, Esal, I don't know which one it is called.

We don't use it, We're not.

It's like twenty years away from that.

Yeah, at least I've heard of it.

I feel like my grandma like uses something like that.

But anyway, did I I told you, well, I won't tell you this right now.

I'll tell you this on a Patreon because it's somebody might be listening that shouldn't shouldn't hear it?

Okay?

So okay?

In the SEV, but they spend way too much time with free with Freddy Freeman in the SUV leaving Butterfly Mountain and she's like, you know, I mean, I'm sad, but like because of this journey, I'm hopeful.

I'm hopeful that I can find love, you know, and my journey, journey, journey.

And I was like, you've been there for like three weeks, right, and she's like, my whole life changed, my whole outlook changed.

I'm hopeful now journey, journey, journey.

Relax right, calm down, bye bye, bye bye.

We have no time for that now.

We immediately go to the one on one with Cindy right where they're going to go.

She loves horses or Texas girls, so they go for a horse ride.

Okay, but did you kind of funny?

Did you?

When I had her getting ready, I was like, you know, she really is pretty.

She's gorgeous, And then I had to check.

Myself though a little bit, because I was like, don't fall for this.

It is these unrealistic expectations.

She does look young, She's had great work done.

She has to Dallas is very good at that people.

Let me tell you, she heard Dalice where she The only thing that's a little unrealistic is her lips.

She's had too much filler, But the rest of her face very believable.

Yeah.

No, she is very, very pretty.

She reminds me, like I said, of a lot of people that my mom is friends with, like she's very She really represents text as well.

And he was kind of being funny.

He's like, I don't get scared of nothing, and he was very scared on the horse, which I would have been as well.

Yeah, she's trying to be she's trying to show up as very Texas.

She's like, I got get Kyle boot boots on, and I was feeling bad.

See this is where my mind just goes.

I'm like, oh, you're going to be walking up to the observatory and cowboy boots.

My boots are pretty easy to walk in, though, because now they make them with heel.

I just saw one at the Greek the other day, this woman wearing high heeled cowboy boots, which I was obsessed with and asked where she got them, and it was Sheen, which you're not supposed to order from.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, but I think I might.

But cowba boots are pretty flat and they're very easy to walk in.

There's a reason they walk them, you know, on the ranch and stuff.

Okay, all right, I promise I have some and yeah, okay, so but what I laughed at, Yeah, they look out into the They're like, look at that view, and it was just this smoggiest view.

I'm like, oh god, they're gonna have to pretend like that's pretty.

They show they might have just well have shown like Beijing during a monsoon.

It was not a pretty view.

It was like just brown dirt lingering over Los Angeles.

I'm like other people had to have noticed that, right, Yes, look at this view of smog.

Look at that smog?

So beautiful?

And did you notice that Cindy is using his name in the conversation a bunch of times, like she's selling him a car?

Look at this view?

Mail?

Have you seen this female?

I love being here with you, Mel.

What would it take to get you into this tesla?

Mel?

I'm assuming Mal.

Give it a try, Emel.

Yeah, Yeah, she's cool.

I will say I like her a lot, but she's a little she's a little basic.

And then she starts to trauma dump.

Oh, and she begins the trauma dump and I'm like, oh God, And.

I don't want everybody.

I don't want anyone to forget.

And I know I say, don't forget a lot.

But Early she's the one that turned me off a little bit because she was just like, I just want Mel to be my prince charming.

I want to be her.

That was like group date one.

She was the one that had that walked off and had a little bit of a loone time, and then was like, I got a kiss from Mel and then I got another kiss.

I hope I get more smooches from Mel.

I hope I get five.

And then she has like, I'm Cinderella and this is my Cinderella story and I want him to be my prince Charming.

So that's what we're dealing with.

She also this also rubbed me the wrong way, and I think it will you too.

She was like telling her about her trauma, and she's like, I was married for a long time kids and I just decided to be a stay at home mom for twenty years.

Why do you need to be a stay at home mom for twenty years?

It's given me.

I understand.

Like me, but Yees was like.

My kids are grown and married, but I'm a full time mom.

Like what are you talking about?

And that's what kind of trauma.

So then she implies, I don't know if the husband cheated or wasn't straight.

Yeah, she's implying something very like she wants us to know but doesn't say.

And she's like he just didn't turn out to be what I thought.

And then I'm like, what do I do?

I'm like, what you.

Do is what ever, what fifty percent of other.

People who'd get divorced due and you have a lot of money obviously to get You're fine.

She's fine.

So I really I didn't like that trauma dump.

I'm like, where's the trauma other than like you broke up with somebody?

Yeah, and then she spent three years, she says, trying to figure out if she should stay or go.

So what you're saying is it was messy and he was trying to get her back then, she says, which I thought was really not true.

She goes, so, you know, we're both logical people, but no, you're not a logical You are not logical.

You are anything but logical.

You are the princess, right, you're in Princess's See.

He's like, who am I going to meet when I come to your hometown.

She's like my three daughters.

And he seemed checked out to me, But that's probably because he's they're working him too hard.

He had the one on one and all the mud baths, and now he's just tired.

Oh yeah, he's gotta be tired.

I'd be tired.

And he's you know, considerably older, so you know.

He's yeah, he says, if I go home with you anyway.

Then she starts showering him with compliments, right right.

She's like, oh no, you're so articulate, you're so kind, you're so handsome.

And he's like, even with my potty mouth, she goes, even with your potty mouth.

Even with my cock.

Yeah, you know what, do you go?

Even with my tiny cock?

She's like, no, I'm gonna let you say that.

But I'm just saying, for the record, I gotta pray for you.

I got pray for your cock to get bigger.

I'm sorry, I cannot help myself.

Yeah, I gotta also label this explicit.

I know we had to for the first time.

It was way more explicit the first.

If you guys didn't listen to part one, it's just this downright disgusting.

But she does.

She's like, I'll pray for you and your potty mouth.

So I'm like, all right, they're kind of cute.

I don't know, I don't know.

The goes I've got something for you.

And didn't you for a minute think that he was going to buck the producers and give her a rose?

Oh yeah, no, so then yeah, good call.

I forgot to write that he got her a star, which, okay, I'm of two minds.

Obviously it's so fucking cheesy, but it's also very sweet.

He didn't do it though, the producers did it.

They wrote the thing like melded that he doesn't know anything about that, right, so he gets your yeah star and he's like, yeah, and every time we look, that's a it's a sham thing.

You know.

Obviously you don't own a star.

Well, you have a star named after you.

It's kind of cute.

I mean, I guess that's a cute idea.

I want to do that.

Somebody can get me that if they'd like, I'd be down for it.

But she loves it.

She's like, oh my god, mal I never did have a star name.

I do have a comt.

My last husband got me a comet.

Would you like to step it up and get its comet package?

Oh my god.

Now they're okay.

So that's done.

They're down to five because Carol left and he prayed, he says, before the roaster.

He goes, I prayed on Oh I prayed on this.

I also want to say, and this is almost oh backo, this is almost macro if you think about it.

But don't you think it's interesting that these one on ones are so fucking lame in the fact that there's no in all the other In Bachelor and Bachelorette, there's a day portion of every day and an evening portion.

So the day portion would have been going to the observatory and like seeing the view and horseback riding, and then there would have been a nighttime dinner with the trauma dump.

But they're just like, you know what, just like take the horses up there and then just like sit on the lawn and we'll put some food out and then do your trauma dump and then go home.

Yeah, it's so cheap.

And also, I got to say, I skipped over a little bit this next part, so it's showing all the women facetiming with their families.

I'm like, I can't imagine anything more boring than watching the same conversations over and over're like, oh, mom, you deserve it, or whoever they're talking to, just one after another, all facetiming.

I'm like, oh my god, do they not have enough footage?

Like this is what they have to fill.

The show with.

I thought that was so lame.

Yeah, So but I did.

I did watch them, so I will give you the highlight.

Well, so Cindy is having a FaceTime with her daughter Emily.

Emily, please say everything I've hope for I'm falling in love.

But what if he doesn't catch me?

God?

And she's like, I hope he does, Mom, I hope.

Yeah.

It's so crazy.

I mean they all I just I really did.

Okay, So then then.

Okay, I have something to say about this.

Oh yeah, I don't have I don't have that, but I have Jesse.

So if we skip the rest of the facetimes, they all have a FaceTime.

Jesse sits with mel and he's like, goes through how he feels about each of the women, right, And I was like, this is such let me put on my producer here.

This is such a missed opportunity for them to, like for him to say because they saved Nicole for last, like, what's he gonna say about all the women?

He's like, yeah, I'm really starting to grow feelings for this one.

Yeah, this one's really surprising me.

Yeah.

And he asked them like, how did you feel when they said they're falling in love?

And he's like great, which is not true because he's going to eliminate the first one that said I'm falling in love with you and that it feels like okay.

So so Jesse's saving the question about Nicole for last, and then he's like, uh, how about Nicole.

It's like, you know, I know there's a physical attraction with you guys, and you know what, do you have any trepidations?

And he goes nope.

He's great, Well, why wouldn't you get Mel to say?

You know, actually it was pretty awkward because you know, she said, hey, let's have a kiss for the camera.

Wouldn't they have been much more interesting television.

But they don't do that on the show.

But it sucks, but they normally do right, well, some not.

They're check outing this down and it's like, I don't know whether it's budget, whether it's sort of like an agism thing of like, but at least listen.

We didn't love it at the time, but at least like when Kathy was like zip it to Teresa and Teresa was like, you know, making out with him and then telling everybody, oh, he said, he's really into me and people were getting annoyed.

We got to see many scenes of them talking about it, right right, we only got one scene of people being like, what the fuck is going on with Nicole?

And then Robin said something and then we never heard.

About it again.

I know we don't have that much time, but none of us care about watching a FaceTime.

How about watching the FaceTime with the family and do a whole scene about him talking about Nicole?

One hundred percent agree, thank you hundred percent.

So they're showing everybody like they have that conversation he goes through.

They're showing people get ready.

I just made a note that Peg looks cute.

I like the way she did her hair.

She straightened it and then did like a dry bar curl.

Didn't hate.

And then I don't know.

Why, but I wrote Nicole is a hoe bag money chaser.

And then I wrote JK, like why would I have to JK to myself and my own notes.

JK.

She's not how bag money chaser, but.

She kind of is.

This is what I wrote to myself.

I said, there's no cocktail party.

It's already time for the rose ceremony, but we still have eleven minutes left, so something dramatic has to happen.

Spoiler alert, nothing dramatic does not.

Let's go through that, he comes out, he gives a speech about how serious it all is.

We have to deal with that for a while.

We're like, we know your families are your biggest protectors, so if you get a rose, we will be spending some significant real time.

Well what right, that's it?

Right?

Yeah?

So okay, so now we're calling out were allowing me to go on this journey with you.

I think he's auditioning to be like a sports commentator.

Probably and he would not be good at it.

No, no, uh he So then first is Cindy, and I actually wrote yay for some reason.

I don't know why.

I like her enough.

Then I Peg, and I just want to point out, like I did in episode one, I called both Cindy and Peg.

First episode I called them as being finals.

Yes, so I just want to say I called.

I'm pretty sure I did, so, I really was.

So I was pretty good out of.

Twenty three people calling those Debbie, I had no idea he was going to call Debbie.

She was the third call.

Okay, So I knew he was going to call Debbie, and I knew he was going to call Cindy, and I knew he was going to call Debbie, I did not think he was gonna I was shocked and I even wrote, oh my god, I didn't think he was going to call Peggy.

Yeah, I wasn't sure about I thought so at first, and as time went on, I wasn't sure, but I was happy to see it.

But Debbie, I was like whatever.

And then Nicole I was just like, oh good, finally they get the Nicole thing, who still was a villain to the very last second.

But before we get to that, Cheryl is also devastated because she's the other one, and he's like, I walk you out, and she's very sad, even though he's like when I first saw you on the motorbike, I was like, now there's a lesbian.

He said that was like what because but then you kissed me.

I was like maybe not, I don't know, but still not sure.

He said that, like, still I don't know shrug emoji You're like, okay, they're like cut.

Well, if you have.

A feeling, don't say shrug emoji.

You don't have to even say the emoji part, just like shrug or something, you don't have to So like, I don't know, Bye bye, Chyl, who cares so checked out he does not know where he is.

He's super bidening out right there.

He's like, you know, I was talking to my friend corn cob corn pop corn pop, bob corn pop, and he was like, yeah, yeah, Joe.

He calls himself Joe.

Her name is mel though, Oh my god, but she is sweet.

It it's no shame on her.

She was cute and she'll I'm sure she'll be fine, right whatever she's doing, like she goes.

First time I saw you, it was great, but it's just like, the more I look at you, the more lines I kind of notice in your face, and the more it seems like you're not willing to shoot your face full of fillers to look good for me, and that makes me.

It's a red flag, red flag.

So uh flag, even a yellow flag, you might say.

He's like, if you had blonde hair, you kind of look like Janis from the Muppets.

No, that's Carol, really right of them does.

Or maybe it was Amy.

Someone pointed out it was Amy who you hated, who left She was very Janus.

Yeah, he's just like, yeah, that's funny.

When I first saw you, I thought you were a cute.

But then when I saw you the third time, I was like, she's not that cute.

Bye, Cheryl.

So then we spend so long.

We haven't done this on any Bachelor season in a while.

We spend so long with Cheryl in the limo, crying and going.

I don't believe this.

I can't believe it.

Oh, I can't wait to see my family.

I get to go home to my family after two.

And a half weeks.

Yeah, And there's so many shots of the limo and the like headlights and the wet driveway and driving down the mountain.

It's just like, what are we doing?

I just like, I don't want Cheryl to be heard or anything.

But I always think it's funny if they show like an aerial shot of something driving down the mountain, if it just goes off the cliff and they don't deal with it, they just go back to Nicole.

You're like, wait, did that just Oh my god?

She okay?

So then so then it's Nicole and I'm like, I don't care.

I don't care.

So she she's saying goodbye and she's like, yeah, I know, I know you're attracted to me.

So when it doesn't work out with the others and I don't think it will you call me?

She to the very last second, one of the biggest villains I've ever really seen on the show.

But I really was angry about it because we know those women.

She's not kidding, that's nothing that's awful about her.

She's not even doing it.

But she's not like Courtney Robinson Robinson or Robertson.

Robertson was it yeah whatever, Courtney, who was like really, yes, and they really they were a fun season because they understood they did the things that we want.

They were making fun of the other women together.

They knew right away they were just fucking in the bushes all the time.

Yes, she made no apology, She was never scared, and in some ways it was kind of fun to watch even though she was mean.

But Nichole's just mean.

Yeah, she just sucks.

She just honestly thinks she's better than everybody.

Oh, I just don't like her and I don't wish for her to have a great influence her life.

Then let's not forget her final moment of Countdom when she's like, well, the universe, this is the Universe's way of saying, there's something better for me.

And you know what, Mel didn't choose me, but maybe they'll choose me for Golden Bachelorette.

You never know.

She basically like, if they're not, they will not do that.

There's no world.

But I said that before and I could be wrong, but she made.

Sure they won't do it.

No, because she made sure of it by by.

She showed her ass this whole season.

She did not do it anything right, and now she's getting she is getting backlash.

I mean she The most backlash she got is for calling the first season of The Bachelorette women ugly.

Yeah, she sucks, she sucks.

We don't like her.

Bye bye.

So all the girls, I celebrate and say really boring things to the candy like this Rose brings me one step closer to what I've been longing for my whole life.

Thank god I didn't give up on love.

Journey, Journey, Journey, Prince Charming, Wells Down, Wells Down, Wells Down.

Next week is Hometowns, which is I think your least favorite.

Ye say you hate hometowns, right, I don't love them either.

It's going to be the worst.

It's going to be the worst.

So just get ready for the God with now, with all the grandkids we have to deal with mel just like sitting there.

Okay, we'll just get through it.

We'll just get through it.

Prediction prediction for winner, I.

Have mine, Okay, I think Cindy same, and I think Debbie goes home.

I don't know who goes home next, but I think Cindy wins.

Yeah, but I don't.

I don't think it will last.

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We got in a fight.

I'm not a kidding, like we oiled up and fought each other physically, which is that'll be on Patreon and uh yeah no, but I have like I'm always sort of embarrassed about how strong my opinions are because I'm like, I don't know these people anymore than what the editors are showing.

But I get so mad I do too, Like, yeah, but you know, sometimes maybe my takes who was I a special ohs KB?

I was really mad at KB.

Yeah, I mean I get really into reading the reddit stuff, and I'm always surprised when people disagree with me.

Yeah, so rude.

And I was sending little what is it Madison that nobody else seems to agree with me on that?

But I think she's a sweetheart, so check that out and I guess oh no.

And I was also really hard on Ali.

I went a little crazy.

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Yeah, I I I stand by.

Ali what I said that, It's just I just don't believe her.

I mean, I'm standing No.

I think she's fine.

And I think Anton is a very big alcoholic.

I think they're but I think almost everyone on the show is troubled.

Yea, yeah, maybe Jordan.

We think Jordan.

We think Jordan and Megan are okay, and we like Edmund.

Yes, we know, I don't.

We don't like him Edmund.

I love Edmund.

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