Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone.
Speaker 2Frame Mornings on the twenties.
Hello, it'll be there tomorrow.
Speaker 3Hello.
Speaker 1Who's this?
Speaker 3Hi?
Speaker 2This is Juniper.
I'm calling from furniture.
I was looking for Justin, who has a couch that he ordered a few weeks ago.
Speaker 3Oh oh yeah, yeah, man, Yeah that's me.
I just.
Speaker 1Yes, Hi, Yes, okay, you saying I'm doing okay?
Yeah, yeah, I've been waiting on the couch for a bit so uh yeah, when.
Speaker 2Good news, your couch will be delivered to you tomorrow.
I have been making sure to take extra precautions to make sure it's all perfect for you and it gets there.
Speaker 3Uh okay, thanks.
Speaker 2I guess it's a very comfortable couch.
Okay, I've been spending a lot of time on it.
Speaker 1Wait, what do you mean it's staying a lot of time on it.
It's supposed to be a new couch.
Speaker 2Oh yes, your couch.
Yes, and the new couch that you're having delivered that couch is yes, I'm not talking about I'm sorry, and maybe I was being confusing.
That couch has been boxed up and ready to go for a while now.
After they were putting the finishing touches on it, but I know it is a comfortable couch.
That's a great It's a great couch that you ordered, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Yes, that's that's why I ordered it.
Speaker 2And it's ready.
The couch is very comfortable as well.
I bet you're going to be sad to see it go.
Speaker 3Well, so I do to see what go?
Speaker 2The couch?
You're the couch that you have.
Now, I'm sure you're probably said to see that one go, seeing as you're getting a new couch delivered tomorrow.
Speaker 3Wait when you say the couch is comfortable?
What couch?
Are you talking about the couch?
My couch?
Speaker 2Yes, the couch.
Speaker 3How do you know my couch is comfortable?
Speaker 1Why do you mean?
Speaker 3Weird man?
Speaker 2Oh, I'm sorry if I'm coming off strange to you.
I don't mean to come off strange.
I was trying to have some pleasant customer service type conversation.
Speaker 1Weird man, you're talking about couch and my current couch and that it is comfortable.
Speaker 2Couch for hours?
Speaker 3Does that have w Did you say you have?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 3I don't.
Are you gonna say you set the couch?
Speaker 2I'm sorry?
What was that justin?
Speaker 3Yeah?
Did you just say that you have that you have slipt on my couch.
Speaker 2Full disclosure, Yes, I've slipped there a few times to get the feel for the space where the new couch will be.
Speaker 3Are you saying you've been in my house?
Man?
Listen, I'm calling the cops.
I'm gonna have you interupted.
I don't like that you've been in my house, and I'm gonna make sure I take care of this.
Speaker 2All right, let's not do that, because this is actually a prank phone call.
Speaker 4What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you up.
Speaker 2Oh, it's a jew off.
Speaker 3For a second, man said that you overed.
Speaker 2A couch a while ago.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's still not there yet, but you wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3You're really everything.
This guy was like this creepy guy coming into my house.
Man, I just I just couldn't even deal with that.