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Someone’s Been on My Couch?!’ – Hilarious Prank Call Shocks Listener

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 2

Frame Mornings on the twenties.

Hello, it'll be there tomorrow.

Speaker 3

Hello.

Speaker 1

Who's this?

Speaker 3

Hi?

Speaker 2

This is Juniper.

I'm calling from furniture.

I was looking for Justin, who has a couch that he ordered a few weeks ago.

Speaker 3

Oh oh yeah, yeah, man, Yeah that's me.

I just.

Speaker 1

Yes, Hi, Yes, okay, you saying I'm doing okay?

Yeah, yeah, I've been waiting on the couch for a bit so uh yeah, when.

Speaker 2

Good news, your couch will be delivered to you tomorrow.

I have been making sure to take extra precautions to make sure it's all perfect for you and it gets there.

Speaker 3

Uh okay, thanks.

Speaker 2

I guess it's a very comfortable couch.

Okay, I've been spending a lot of time on it.

Speaker 1

Wait, what do you mean it's staying a lot of time on it.

It's supposed to be a new couch.

Speaker 2

Oh yes, your couch.

Yes, and the new couch that you're having delivered that couch is yes, I'm not talking about I'm sorry, and maybe I was being confusing.

That couch has been boxed up and ready to go for a while now.

After they were putting the finishing touches on it, but I know it is a comfortable couch.

That's a great It's a great couch that you ordered, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

Yes, that's that's why I ordered it.

Speaker 2

And it's ready.

The couch is very comfortable as well.

I bet you're going to be sad to see it go.

Speaker 3

Well, so I do to see what go?

Speaker 2

The couch?

You're the couch that you have.

Now, I'm sure you're probably said to see that one go, seeing as you're getting a new couch delivered tomorrow.

Speaker 3

Wait when you say the couch is comfortable?

What couch?

Are you talking about the couch?

My couch?

Speaker 2

Yes, the couch.

Speaker 3

How do you know my couch is comfortable?

Speaker 1

Why do you mean?

Speaker 3

Weird man?

Speaker 2

Oh, I'm sorry if I'm coming off strange to you.

I don't mean to come off strange.

I was trying to have some pleasant customer service type conversation.

Speaker 1

Weird man, you're talking about couch and my current couch and that it is comfortable.

Speaker 2

Couch for hours?

Speaker 3

Does that have w Did you say you have?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 3

I don't.

Are you gonna say you set the couch?

Speaker 2

I'm sorry?

What was that justin?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Did you just say that you have that you have slipt on my couch.

Speaker 2

Full disclosure, Yes, I've slipped there a few times to get the feel for the space where the new couch will be.

Speaker 3

Are you saying you've been in my house?

Man?

Listen, I'm calling the cops.

I'm gonna have you interupted.

I don't like that you've been in my house, and I'm gonna make sure I take care of this.

Speaker 2

All right, let's not do that, because this is actually a prank phone call.

Speaker 4

What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you up.

Speaker 2

Oh, it's a jew off.

Speaker 3

For a second, man said that you overed.

Speaker 2

A couch a while ago.

Speaker 4

Yeah, it's still not there yet, but you wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3

You're really everything.

This guy was like this creepy guy coming into my house.

Man, I just I just couldn't even deal with that.

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